#daniel is so funny

[jurassic-cunt]

you rent apartments and forget where they are

The Queen of the Damned, Anne Rice

[text:

Then had come the night when Armand said he was ready to enter this century in earnest, he understood enough about it now. He wanted "incalculable" wealth. He wanted a vast dwelling full of all those things he'd come to value. And yachts, planes, cars- millions of dollars. He wanted to buy Daniel everything that Daniel might ever desire.

"What do you mean, millions!" Daniel had scoffed. "You throw your clothes away after you wear them, you rent apartments and forget where they are. Do you know what a zip code is, or a tax bracket? I'm the one who buys all the goddamned airline tickets. Millions. How are we going to get millions! Steal another Maserati and be done with it, for God's sakes!"

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#💀💀 #daniel is so funny #devil's minion #jurassic-cunt

[nesperus]

mentopolis is an absolute blast so far

#d20 #d20 mentopolis #mentopolis #dan fucks #i cant believe thats his actual name its so goddamn funny #daniel fucks #conrad schintz #< he’s my favorite btw #dimension 20

[ikiprian]

Clark is taking Kon and Jon out for a classic, super-style bonding flight. Just a quick jaunt around the US and back!

They don’t get far. Somewhere in Illinois airpace, they run across another family.

The three (a hulking man, a snarky teenage boy, and a cackling youngest girl, each a grayscale blur in the blue, blue sky) throw neon-lit beams of energy at one another, quips and insults flying almost as fast as they do. It looks like training. It looks like fun!

The boy of them looks like a younger version of the man. Exactly like, even. Clark is familiar with clones.

The youngest, a girl, looks like both of them, but not quite. Perhaps she will, age sharpening her childish features, but it’s hard to say. More likely, she’s the man’s daughter.

Interested, Clark introduces himself to Dan. He seems to be a hero in his own right, even if Superman’s yet to see him in action. And it’s not often Clark sees a family so like his own!

#post agit but with the hc that dans ghost form stays the same! big and scary! #clark: oh! you’re a clone? here meet kon he’s also a clone! #clark: [pushes kon toward danny] teen boy clones! you should exchange instasnaps or smth. or facebooks! kids still use that to chat right? #danielle: is this identity theft. and if so. can i steal dans ID i wanna be the evil version from an alternate timeline now #dp x dc #dpxdc #prompt #dpxdc prompt #kipwrite #less of a ficlet more of an interesting observation and funny potential misunderstanding. which actually still counts now that i think of it #whatever sorry ive been busy!! #danny fenton #dark danny #danielle fenton #clark kent #kon el #jon kent #realizing now i hardly ever spell his name connor. hm

[pseudophan]

pov: the worst couple at the party proposition you for a threesome

#i wasnt gonna gif this cause its in the dark and thats annoying to colour but i decided idc how it looks i cant not do it #its too funny. theyre so funny #amazingphil #daniel howell #dan and phil #phan #mine #my gif

[king-wilhelm]

All those mentions of swinging in nearly every single gamingmas video only to freak out and scream when dab kissed that director dude is just the funniest anti climax ever. It's giving committed, exclusive behavior. It's giving 14 years and we've never been apart for longer than two weeks. Shut up lmao

#Swinging my ass #That clip was so fucking funny for no reason #Dan's instant screech is. Sjdkskk. #dan and phil #dnpgames #dnp #daniel howell #phil lester

[energeticwarrior]

#they're so funny for bringing back a phrase that tormented the internet 9 years ago #daniel howell #dan howell #phil lester #amazingphil #dan and phil #dan and phil crafts #dapcrafts #danandphilcrafts #dnp #d&p #don't cry craft #phandom #mine #meme #memes #shitpost #shitposts #500 notes #minecraft

[itbemoonchild]

God I love watching people trying to do math

#listen I’m a gay who can do math #it’s my one contribution #I found this soooo funny #literally rewatched it like 50 times #and I haven’t seen anyone else upload it so here #gays trying to do math #dan and phil #dan howell #phil lester #dapg #dan and phil games #amazingphil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #phan

[hannahhasafact]

Currently losing my goddamn mind regarding the new D20 season announcement

#ramblings #9.23.23 edit: turned off reblogs because why are ppl still reblogging this is old now #dimension 20 #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dimension 20 spoilers #this is all jokes but in all seriousness I literally stumbled when I saw Freddie IM SO EXCITED #but mainly!!! this cast!!! is so good!!!! I’m super excited #like tbh Danielle was like my fave part of misfits she was so funny??? and I feel like she didn’t get much time to shine #and I think Trapp is so fun like he was so good as sokbarr #and Siobhan is always a treat #literally only one person I don’t know in the cast but I’m excited! #also the theme seems right up my alley

[theoldkyokodied]

You know which scene I am basing this on. Also (kisses all the fanfic writers on the mouth) thank you for your service

Bonus:

Edit: DISCLAIMER: Before you decide to watch Re-Animator, make sure to check for content warnings, there is a scene that a lot of people choose to skip!

#Reanimator #danbert #dan cain #herbert west #Daniel Cain #herbert x dan #dan x herbert #Re-Animator #cw emetophobia #cw vomit #cw addiction #tagging all these just in case #anyway get a load of these guys #they both are so so so bad at taking care of themselves.. it makes it so funny to watch them take care of each other #not a day of peace in the cain-west household #also i am still trying to figure out the layout of thier house through screenshots oof #the lab is a nightmare to invision in my mind... are the entrance to the crypt and the door to the staircase on opposit walls? #anyway enough rambling from me. change da world. my final message. goodbye (disintegrates)

[fayevalcntine]

You're listening to an inferior rerecording now.

Louis de Pointe du Lac in Interview with The Vampire

#iwtv #interview with the vampire #amc interview with the vampire #iwtvedit #louis de pointe du lac #daniel molloy #lestat de lioncourt #vcsource #iwtvsource #tw blood #tw gore #he really is so funny sometimes; has to be said

[eva-birdman-art]

Double Jacobis' misadventures on the Hephaestus

#this might have been an excuse to draw him 6 times cause I love him #but also it's such a funny concept #it's the best and worst thing to happen to kepler #maxwell finds it so funny #the rest of the crew hate them #they're at each others throats all the time #wolf 359 #w359 #daniel jacobi #warren kepler #isabel lovelace

[astrophilip]

my favourite genre of main channel thumbnail is one of them looking harassed and the other appearing from the side as the devil

#so funny #dan and phil #dapg #dan and phil games #danandphilgames #daniel howell #amazingphil #phil lester #my stuff #my edits

[queenofshilla]

DUMB AND DUMBER (1994) quotes

#Dumb and Dumber #Jim Carrey #Jeff Daniels #giffedbyme #junkfooddaily #cinemapix #dailyflicks #filmedit #filmgifs #This is so funny to me :)) #I think I might start a series with this movie? #There are so many funny one-liners

[man-im-so-high]

matty and his blue nike hoodie 💙🤍

#matty healy #matt healy #ross macdonald #adam hann #george daniel #the 1975 #satvb #still at their very best #at their very best #a brief inquiry into online relationships #i like it when you sleep for you are so beautiful yet so unaware of it #notes on a conditional form #being funny in a foreign language

[aulerean]

Presenting Emo Dragon and Houseplant Dragon in all their glory

#It is the year of our lord 2023 and I’m posting fanart of Dan and Phil’s dragonsonas because how can I not- #dan and phil #gamingmas #danisnotonfire #amazingphil #daniel howell #phil lester #dragon #dragons #artists on tumblr #my art #art #digital art #illustration #artist #artistsontumblr #house plant dragon #emo dragon #what has my life become #I’m kidding I can draw dragons and they made dragon designs like literally how could I NOT draw them this is so funny #obsessed

[ghoulish-art-tendencies]

(@user19180509 thanks for the idea)

anyways needed to get my feelings out after seeing that monstrosity of a tweet from Dan

#using arial to write text is so funny to me #also this tweet took a number on me #the hard launch bit is kinda a joke? #but also not really #bc im a little scared they ARE hard launching and I dont like it #phan #dan and phil #dnp #phil lester #dan howell #amazingphil #daniel howell #phanart #dapg #wad #wad tour #were all doomed