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MOM BROUGHT FIVE GUYS HOME IM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD
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Reblog if Black Lives Matter to you
Where are those woke white people at!?
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mutual: *has a different opinion than me*
me: it's cool :) everyone's different:))) there's nothing wro ng with th at *eye twitches*
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me: *saves videogame*
me:
me:
me: did i save
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stay so busy you don’t have time to be sad
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Technically, you can go the rest of your life without eating
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the judge // twenty one pilots
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You’re dead to me. I feel like I don’t know you in my heart anymore and therefore you’re dead to me.
Ernest Hemingway, The Complete Short Stories (Finca Vigia Edition)
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Delphine’s reactions to Felix’s sass.
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Someone: *doesn’t text me back for two hours*
Me: *waits like 4 minutes to respond bc I’m ignoring them back*
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reasons to watch parks and recreation
funniest show you will ever watch but no laughing tracks
said the word bisexual how many shows have done that
amy poehler
pre guardians of the galaxy chris pratt looks like a stage one pokemon
treat yo self
you will feel better about yourself because at least you didn’t cause your home town to go broke at 18
jean-ralphio
just watch it
you will thank me later
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