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thesuperiorrobin · 7 months
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For the first time in his life, Damian Wayne had never slept so…….comfortably before. He felt so refreshed, and full of energy despite only getting five hours of sleep.
Damian doesn’t understand why until he opens his eyes.
You lay there, sleeping soundly as you snore softly. He snuck in the middle of the night during patrol—and he never left. Out of his Robin uniform and changed into clothes at fit him.
Damian lays there with you in his arms for a moment, listening to the sound of your even breathing and soft snores. He doesn’t move a single muscle until you stir up from your slumber.
You let out a groan—snuggling deeper into his chest.
“Beloved?” He whispers
“Whaaaat?” You muffed against his chest—he can feel the faint vibration
“Are you awake?”
“No”
a chuckle erupts from within his chest and you groan. You can feel his warm fingers tracing down your jaw and cheek as he tries to wake you up slowly. It works but you aren’t happy. You pull apart from his chest to glare up at him and he’s taken aback.
Messy hair, and tired eyes that stare back at his wide-awake green eyes.
He thinks you’re beautiful even if you look like you don’t know what a hairbrush is.
Damian smiles softly “Don’t give me that look” he gently rubs under your eyes
“You woke me up” A huff escapes your lips.
“It’s already morning. We should’ve been up by now”
“Correct, you should’ve been up by now and I would’ve been asleep for another three hours” Damian let out another soft laugh as he rubbed up and down your side.
Your arms are filled with goosebumps as they find their way around his waist. It goes quiet for a moment— a comfortable silence between you two. You almost go back to sleep. Until Damian breaks the silence
“You snore loudly”
“Shut up no I don’t”
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welcometogrouchland · 1 month
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[ID in ALT] I've made posts before about Talia/Dick co-parenting Damian moments (will never happen but let me dream) and this came to me in a vision. Took me ages to finish for some reason 😭 and then even longer to post
#dc comics#dc#damian wayne#dick grayson#talia al ghul#batfamily#dc robin#nightwing#anyway. yes im a self-indulgent ''dick as damians secret third parent'' truther#like i DO think it's way more complex and nuanced than the schmoopy affectionate fan portrayal of it#they're brothers they're father and son they're partners they're the dynamic duo except only in past tense etc etc#but consider! I'm not immune to schmoopy affection in fanworks. it compells me despite itself#anyway it's technically not that crazy when it comes to dick and damian. they hug! often! at least they did#it's not as big a leap to these types of scenarios#also talia ''somewhat absent for complex reasons on both her and damians part but very loving and loved by her son'' al ghul#you will always be famous to me#son of the demon origin...bwahhh#anyway. someone made a comic kind of like this/like a post i made abt this topic#but way funnier bc dick and talia starting trying to beat each other up#so go look at that as well#anyway. it's been a somewhat difficult few weeks so I'm. desperately trying to take it easy#i got some reading with me (first vol of kevin smiths GA run that i found second hand and jaimes BB run vol 2!)#so we'll see how far i get through those. considering there's demons in my head telling me to re-read things (LET ME OUT!!!)#when i finish GA and BB i do plan on rereading robin 2021. as a treat to myself#it's a run I've really warmed up to as time went on#I'm keeping up w/ the current b&r run even though it is. admittedly very slow w/ some weird dialogue#i read it for the damian content more than anything. also nikas back so that's neat :]#idk I have a feeling that after absolute power shakes out we might get some more creative team switch ups#so if anyone at dc is interested in taking over the reigns on b&r...that could be very neat#(it's me they should hire me. please DC i have ideas listen to my red hood pitch PLEASE-)
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hana-no-seiiki · 22 days
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THE BETTER DAMIAN
“Beloved…”
Damian stared at you and then your new pet.
“Hm?”
You looked at him innocently. Eyes wide in anticipation of his following words.
“I enjoy your competitive spirit. I truly do.” He pinched the bridge of his nose.
How did you even get this thing? He had been keeping track of all your heists recently but never heard of you going to the zoo or anything.
Sometimes he wishes he agreed on Tim’s offer of 24/7 surveillance. Damn it. If only that didn’t mean his older brother got to see you in your bed/bathroom too.
“Get to the point, Wayne.”
“Maybe a panther is a bit too much?”
“You’re just jealous cause I’m spending more time with the better Damian.”
“That’s besides the point.”
“So you are jelly!”
“Yes. Yes I am.”
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hypewinter · 4 days
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Danny is currently in possession of a baby Damian. He is unaware that he is in possession of Damian Wayne let alone how he came to be in the possession of Damian Wayne. All he knows is that the bats are after him and won't leave him alone.
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blughxreader · 7 months
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I've been watching natural disaster documentaries and I'm so down bad for the idea of Platonic Yandere! Batfam during a blizzard.
They obviously have enough supplies to maintain a small village, so no one is pressed when sudden snow picks up. Batman has special cold-resistant suits for all of them but when the windchill drops to the negatives, their patrols are an hour at a time.
When the blizzard finally hits, they escort stranded cars to safety for as long as possible before the white-out makes it impossible to work.
That first night, they're all huddled in the the smallest lounge, fireplace roaring and hot chocolate in hand. You're pulled to the very front of the pile, bundled in blankets and Tim's various school hoodies and up against the rolling heat of the flames.
Despite the temperature breaking record lows, you've never been more toasty. Chocolate on your tongue and cheeks hot from the fire, they only let you unbundle yourself when you complain about sweating.
However much the others bitch and moan, Jason and Bruce are the ones at your side. They're packed full of muscle and do a great job of trapping in heat, so the skinnier Bats have to settle for watching you. Jason and Bruce take great pleasure in draping a big arm around you, pinning you so close to their sides that you have to fold your arms to keep them from getting squeezed.
Bruce insists you sleep in his bed, since this is one of the few times he gets to fall asleep at the same time as you. Damian insists, on account of being the least efficient at maintaining heat (i.e. the smallest), he should join you two. Bruce relents with an amused smile. You fall asleep pulled almost fully across Bruce's chest with Damian wound tightly around you.
The whole situation would almost be reminiscent of a family enjoying the winter holidays, had it not been for the Bat’s palpable longing.
Normally, they're desperate to touch you, to hold onto some part of your person and bask in the closeness. But with their fingertips cold and a slight shake to their limbs—they're ravenous.
Their yearning mixes with the cold and spurs on their dark thoughts more than the heat ever has. They have to hold you or they'll die. They have to feel your warm breath fan their faces. They have to take your body heat and to give you theirs.
Physical intimacy seems so much more personal when they could die from the cold (never mind the fact that they're at a healthy temperature).
Fights break out faster as they get more clingy, and Bruce creates a rigid schedule. The Bats must follow the rotation by the second, no bartering time for favors, and no incapacitating others to extend your time.
The weak sun travels the sky and snow swallows houses whole. Almost two days in, the power cut and everyone was forced to move into the small living room. Using the back-up generators, they powered only a few important rooms in the house and set up space heaters in every corner. Blankets were nailed over windows and Damian and Tim had a mini bitch-session over the unusable internet connection.
Dick and Jason carried down mattresses, while Tim, Cass, and Steph found every blanket and pillow in the house. Damian and Bruce brought up laptops, monitors, and a radio for work. Alfred is forced into the recliner with an instant water heater and a teapot by his side. He hasn't complained once, but everyone knows the cold isn't kind to his joints.
Then there's you, sitting on a pile of blankets and pillows and wrapped in sweaters, throws, hats, and gloves. You almost threw a fit because you were warm enough, but Cass's darkened face silenced you immediately. She backed off when you settled into Steph's side, gloves and all.
The time passes slowly. On the third and worst day, the wind chill reached negative 50. The house rattled and creaked against the cold, and the Bats took turns nestled against you.
Dick flipped through his old high school year book and told you stories about the students, while Steph chimed in with made up-ones to add drama.
You and Damian played a game that involved finishing each other's drawings.
Tim pretended to be stuck on a video game level and let you help. Cass somehow procured a party horn that she honked to celebrate each victory.
Despite how hard Jason tried to avoid Bruce, they always finished their books at the same time and left to get more. They returned with arm-fulls of books and a frozen snack that they shared with you.
At the end of the week, when the sun finally began melting the snow and the were having an increasingly difficult time keeping Bruce from the cowl, they were all sick of each other.
It was slightly satisfying, considering you never caught a break from any of them and this was a taste of their own medicine. The Bats finally returned to duty after a spectacular meltdown from Dick after Bruce asserted his opinion one too many times.
You, however, remained locked in the living room nest for several more days because "it's still too cold for you to sleep alone" and "patrols will be very short until crime picks back up."
It was already safe to return to your room, but there was something so comforting about knowing precisely where you'd be at any given moment. And Bruce, settling into the couch after patrol to thaw his frozen limbs, melted at the sight of his kids all piled up together.
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renshengs · 7 months
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[reverse robins au] this too is a form of flirting
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yandereworlds · 2 months
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BAT FAMILY BOT (PURGE AU)
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After some contemplation, I've finally gotten around to making another Bat Family bot after receiving many requests for another one, but this one is centered around the Purge. I just feel like there's a lot of potential with the whole Purge concept because there's a lot of ways you can go about it, so.. Here it is!
I couldn't find a decent photo for the bot, so I decided to make my own. So, feel free to visit the bot and let me know what you guys think! I have a lot more DC concepts for bots and so far, I can tell you guys are really enjoying them. Thank you for the continued support, you guys are amazing.
You can find the bot here! And here's a link to my Ko-fi, if you'd like to help me continue making bots for JanitorAI. Hope you guys enjoy!
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toecrust69 · 9 months
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Can I request a gn!reader x batfam? The reader is in the batfamily business and is the 2nd youngest. They’re on a mission with the others, when they get hit by a alien tech which turns the reader into a toddler (2-3 years old?)😱 so the batfamily had to take care of the reader till they find an antidote. You can end it with the reader being turned back to their original age?
Young Again
Warnings: cursing, Bad writing, mild mention of violence
A/n: sorry if this took a while to get out, I was at a concert when I got this lol
Enjoy!!
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'Bruce is not going to like this...' You thought to yourself as you looked up at everyone towering over you.
"Aw, look at them! Even their suit shrinked" Dick squeeled as he bent down to better look at you.
You rolled your eyes in annoyance and just ignored him.
Damian stared down at you with a smirk, clearly amused.
Tim was busy creating an antidote on the side but he'd glanced at you every once in a while.
Jason was dying of laughter, clutching his stomach in pain only a couple feet away.
And, as expected, Dick was treating you like a baby.
Which you technically were, but-
Damian hummed, "How will we tell father?" He asked.
Jason finally finished his laughing fit and walked over to all of you.
"Simple," he glanced down at you, "we don't. Problem solved".
"What? But that doesn't solve to pro-"
"Hush," Jason put a finger over damians mouth and he immediately smacked it away in disgust. "How do you think Bruce is gonna react to this news? Do you think he's gonna be happy?" Jason reasoned.
Damian thought about it for a second. "Hm, I suppose so"
Standing up, Dick looked over his shoulder at Tim, "How's the antidote going?"
Tim clicked away at the batcomputer rapidly before turning to look at everybody. "It's almost done, it should be out in about an hour" he stated calmly.
"An hour!?" Dick and Damian said in unison.
You huffed out in annoyance and Jason looked back down at you with a smirk.
He crouched down to your level just like Dick had a few moments ago, but instead of baby talking you, he flicked your forehead.
You stumbled back rather ungraciously with a loud and painfull 'thump' and Jason began laughing again.
Even Damian chuckled.
"Hey!" You whined just as Dick and Tim turned to look at you.
Dick was about to help you up when you felt two hands grab you from behind and pick you up.
You all turned and saw who it was; Alfred.
Alfred put you against his hip and looked down at you.
Smiling warmly, he gently poked your nose before looking down at Jason who had since stopped laughing but was still crouching down.
"What did you do to them?" He demanded.
Everybody stammered in an attempt to find an explanation when you finally spoke. "Alien tech. Patrol" you said simply and he looked down at you again.
"Ah, I see" he said, looking up at the rest. "And how exactly do you plan on telling Master Bruce about this?" He asked.
Everybody froze and Alfred almost immediately understood.
They weren't planning on telling him
He huffed and everybody instantly felt a bit bad.
"Sorry, Alf" Jason said sheepishly.
"Yes, we didn't know what else to do" Damian explained and everybody followed suit.
"Well, I don't know what he'll do but I sure do know for a fact that he won't like this"
"Who won't like what?"
Everybody froze and looked behind Alfred to see who it was.
Bruce.
He set down his mask and ran a hand through his messy, sweaty hair.
"And why are you back early from patrol?"
Alfred kept his back to Bruce while everybody else scrambled to find an explanation once again.
They were all trained to be great at lying but it all went out the window the moment they had to do it to Bruce.
They were talking over one another and Bruce couldn't understand a thing either of them was saying.
"Okay, okay, calm down and speak one at a time" everybody settled down and looked at him.
"Father, we-"
"No," he put his hand up, signaling at him to stop talking, "let Dick speak first. He's the oldest," he looked at all the other brothers, "and the most mature. At least for the most part"
Dick gulped and everybody turned to look at him.
Some sent him empathetic looks while the rest simply smirked, knowing he'd mess up.
"Well, w-we were out on patrol when..." He glanced at you in Alfred's arms for a split second and that was all the Bruce needed.
In the blink of an eye, he was in front of Alfred.
He gasped and everybody, including you, braced themselves for an earfull.
But when nothing happened, they looked at him.
Instead of a fuming Bruce, they saw a sad Bruce.
You froze as he brought his hands and picked you up off of Alfred grip.
He pulled you close to his chest and silent tears began soaking into your hair.
Bruce was crying.
Bruce Wayne, Batman, was fucking crying.
"B-Bruce are you crying!?" Jason gasped.
"No, its just the rain"
"Father, it's not even-"
"Shh, let him have his moment" Dick slapped a hand over Damian's mouth just like Jason had.
Everybody stood awkwardly— some staring in awe— behind Bruce meanwhile you slowly melted into his touch.
When you arrived at the manor, you were just 3 years old— still a toddler.
Originally, he would've never adopted you but you were technically his child and he knew your mother would start a huge scandal if he didn't accept you.
But as time passed, he grew to fall in love with your bright and once innocent personality.
Sometimes he stays up in the middle of the night, remembering the times you were young and innocent and he just wishes he could go back in time and stop you from joining the vigilante life.
Sometimes he'd cry. Just like now.
He knew they'd probably make fun of him for it later but he didn't care— all he could think about was how his beautiful, innocent baby was back.
Even if it wasn't true, even if it was just for a split second, he loved it.
Suddenly, a loud ding rang from behind you and you turned to see what it was.
"Oh, the antidotes ready" Tim walked over to the bright green liquid in a bottle and gently picked it up.
"I thought you said it'd take an hour?"
"And I thought you said you wanted an antidote" he said sassily like the gay dude be was.
He turned on his heel and locked eyes with Bruce.
"Can I...?"
Bruce nodded his head and reluctantly pulled away from you before wiping his tears.
Tim thanked him briefly and scooped you up.
He propped you onto his lap and slowly fed the nasty green liquid into your mouth.
You held back a gag and nearly spat it out but you fought through it and drank it all.
Tim immediately pushed you off of him and set you down on the floor.
You were about to complain when you suddenly felt a sharp pain shoot through your body as it grew to its original size.
You tried your best to bite back a groan and hunched over in pain.
It felt like you were burning from the inside out, like a million scorpions were biting every part of your body.
But thankfully it was only for a few seconds.
Alfred and a Tim rushed over to your weak form and helped you up.
"We'll take them to their room so they can rest, the antidote was painful" Tim explained.
They eventually disappeared up the stairs with you, leaving everybody else alone.
They all thought they were clear when Bruce suddenly spoke. "Well, who wants to tell me what happened?"
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I'm not really proud of this fic but I hope yall were!
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elipri · 1 year
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Imagine the following: Damian knows that Anya can read minds and one day he decides to be nice and only think of kind things about her....except that it's the new moon so naturally Anya wouldn't notice.
He'd spend the whole day giving her compliments in his mind, getting all flustered in the process AND will assume that Anya is ignoring him on purpose cause she's mad at him 😭
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thesuperiorrobin · 3 months
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“You could have stayed outside yknow?” You say, glancing down at the lace bras and underwear that lay before you. Damian stands behind you protectively—Shopping bags in his hand as he keeps his eyes trained on the ground. He doesn’t know where to put his eyes. Everywhere Damian looks, all he sees are mannequins dressed in nice colorful lace propped up for everyone to see and women holding the garments up to their bodies as they chat along with close friends in a debate on what looks good on them.
The youngest Wayne, by any means, is not good under a setting like this and you know this. You had reassured him earlier that he didn’t have to come inside with you, telling him that you’d be alright and he could just wait outside like everybody’s boyfriends and Dads but he had refused.
“I told you I’m alright. I don’t mind” he clears his throat, eyes glaring at the back of your head as you keep glancing around. You can feel his gaze and it makes you chuckle as you pick up a piece of green lace and another of red.
“Oh! what about these” You turn around facing the taller man, holding them up side by side as you alternate back and forth placing them up against your front. “Which one would look good on me for Wednesday?”
Damian green orbs glance between the two sets, he starts to flush and his skin starts to feel warm, and he clutches the bags in his hand “They both would look good on you beloved”
You huff arms dropping to your side “You say that with everything I show you”
“That’s because it’s true” his should lift and drop for a quick second. “Why not get both?”
“They’re both expensive” You bring your arms back up to take another good look. Eyeing both carefully. “And besides I’m pretty sure by the end of the night they’ll end up in shreds anyway”
Damian takes a look at the teasing grin you send him and he rolls his eyes. “Then a good idea to get both. Money isn't a problem.” You feel his breath up against your ears, the sensation making you giggle “And besides, it’s just like you before beloved, these will most likely end up in shreds so it’s best to get two just in case”
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cupcak3bak3r · 1 year
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i need jon to be absolutely ENAMORED by damian’s scars. jon can never get scarred but there are so many of those crisscrossing on damian’s skin. and jon likes to feel and trace the soft raised flesh under his fingertips and his palms.
jon gets breathless everytime he touches damian’s skin and he can’t stop touching it. his fingers keep caressing the uneven parts of damian, and he names the scars like how humankind named planets and constellations. some of the scars will itch and ache when the weather changes, and jon will pinch the itchy spots, call their names and tell them to “stop bothering my robin he needs to get up early to catch all the worms”, and damian will tell jon “you’re the worm.”
“would you still love me if i was a worm?”
“i’d eat you then fry myself on the electric wires.”
“awww, you want us to turn into ashes together? and they say romance is dead.”
“it was, but i threw it into the Pit a while ago.”
“i love you too.”
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hana-no-seiiki · 16 days
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More dommy mommy reader!
this time, using some lines from makima’s jp cv’s asmr and devil wears prada scenes. pretty sure i wrote this scenario before but like a long time ago, and just in headcannons so.
YANDERE! BATFAM x DOMMY! MOMMY! READER
You do not think Bruce Wayne was completely aware of the logistics when it came to Galas. If he did he wouldn’t be holding so many of those damn things all the time.
“I’m so sorry, Miss [Y/N]! I really did confirm last night.”
“Tales of your incompetence do not interest me.”
But maybe you shouldn’t be blaming him, but the lack of tact, wit, or remarkable capability the entire staff had. Then again, it’s because you’re always around the Batfamily that your standards for competency were so high.
“Miss [Y/N]!” You heard someone call out to you.
The assistant behind you visibly tensed. Anyone with a brain on them knew not to bother you during work. Hell, any thing that could breathe knew not to approach you when you were swamped with work (which was usually all the time)
“Drake, let me go.”
“Damian. Stay.” Damian doesn’t even notice the condescending way his father reprimanded him, jealousy consumed him entirely. He only saw red.
“How can you be so calm about this? They’re practically smothering her!”
“There’s a reason why Miss [Y/N] was picked to be Alfred’s successor y’know. Beyond just family ties.” Dick caressed Damian’s hair. “She values professionalism above all. She’ll reject them right about now…”
“You . . . love me?” You parroted back. Your features do not budge an inch.
“Y-yes. I’ve been —“
You interrupt, frankly too busy to listen to their rambling, “Then pray.”
“Huh?”
“You love me right? Then pray that I love you. Beg if you have to.”
Despite their flustered almost angered reaction to your command, your admirer felt their knees turn into a soggy noodle like substance. Their heart practically leapt at the opportunity to obey you.
“Only God will make me consider.”
Not even a moment passed before you were back to your duties, the confession long gone from your thoughts, “Tell Timothy for the 48th time, no. I do not want those devices of him in my room, and if I find another one I’m promptly sending in my resignation. Has Bruce confirmed?”
“Uh- oh!” The intern snapped out of their daze, scribbling furiously on their notepad.
You finally stopped where the guys were at, a bit befuddled by the way they were staring holes at you. Damian practically had a mix of panic, relief and anger painted all over him. “Yes, how may I be of assistance to you, young master?”
“I- I’m fine.”
“Richard, make sure to confirm your attendance.” You glared at the eldest brother.
He saluted in response, “Yes, ma’am.”
“Busy day?” Jason inquired, an attempt at small talk if you will.
“Busy day.” You swiftly cut off his olive branch. After making sure none of the men needed your presence with a quick once over, you make a bow and left. Your voice, though soft could still be heard, “Do I smell freesias? If, I see, freesias anywhere I will be verrryyy disappointed —“
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hypewinter · 1 year
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We've seen a lot of Danny is Damian's twin or older brother but I haven't seen many Danny is Damian's younger brother.
Dick Jason Tim Cass
I see this going two ways:
Danny gets whisked away from the league. Probably because Ra's was going to have Damian kill him as a test of loyalty but Talia or one of his nurses was having none of that. He ends up in Illinois, becomes a ghost, bla bla bla. They meet again when Sam drags Danny to a gala in Gotham with her and Damian is like "Danyal!?". Danny is utterly confused because he was too young to remember Damian or the league. Cue Damian going into overprotective 'I'm never letting you out of sight again' mode. The giw doesn't stand a chance once he finds out about them. The batfam is absolutely shocked because no one knew their youngest could be that protective of another person (Damian is 16 in this while Danny is still 14 btw). Him and Jazz are about to duke it out for custody or at least for the position as the most reliable sibling. Danny meanwhile is still processing that he has an assassin older brother. Neat.
Danny reincarnates. He retains his ghost powers somewhat which makes him special in the eyes of Ra's. This means he gets a separate training regimen. Damian sees his younger brother winning all of his grandfather's attention and promptly proceeds to pretend like he doesn't exist when he leaves for Wayne Manor. Out of jealousy and all that. Until one of the batbros is needling him about something or another and he lets it slip. The batfam is instantly like "we gotta rescue him" which Damian is not happy about. The entire rescue mission, he's complaining about how pointless this all is and how Danny is probably living like a king until they break into his room. Danny's room is bare except for a bed and when he sees Damian, he runs to him crying "you came back for me!". It turns out that Danny's training was much crueler to truly bring out the fullest force of his powers (no better trainer than survival and all that). Danny thinks his older brother came to save him and gets attached quickly. Damian refuses to admit how much the guilt is eating him up on the inside. (In this one Damian is 12 and Danny is 10)
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blughxreader · 7 months
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Do you think escape for batsis is in the realm of possibility if she pretended long enough? I’m talking like 5-10 years of playing the long game. Enough time to gain everyone’s trust, and maybe she even grows to like them too, but still wanting her freedom back, would she possibly be able to escape the manor with enough time and ingenuity?
... Trips outside with Platonic Yandere Batfam... HC
Honestly, I doubt you could escape. Between the chip they secretly planted in your leg upon your kidnapping, the hidden agents that trail you on your outings, and the Bat's propensity to have their eyes on you at all times... it's unlikely.
But if you convince them you love them and if they're comfortable with their security system, you can finagle your way into a cozy little adventure outside!
In the beginning, after a year or two of living at the Wayne Manor and warming up to the Bats, they would consider letting you leave the house. At first it's only to private islands during carefully scheduled vacation times.
Luxury villas, private chefs, un-disrupted skylines, new books / notepads / art supplies so you can capture the moment (and so they can frame it)... It's pretty sweet actually, especially if you've ever had an "old money aesthetic" Pinterest board.
Just you, a charcuterie board of aged meats and cheeses, and Dick's leg against yours because he insists on touching you... and Tim's camera shuttering every 4 minutes... and Damian's loud insistence on having your eyes on him... and and and
After a few years, if they feel like you genuinely love them and are happy then you can convince them to let you go out! Just allow 1-3 business days for preparation.
(Also: trips outside are also an excellent bargaining chip for rights with you. Tim's "Sleep in my bed for a 10 consecutive (preferable) or nonconsecutive days this month and we can get boba and browse a bookstore" vs Damian's "If you tell Jason he's fourth favorite, I will ask father to rent out Gotham Museum for the evening so we can view the new post-impressionism exhibition" (I.E. he wants to go SO BAD but is afraid of rejection))
Jason and Damian are the easiest to convince. Just offer them an in-depth discussion on a book you two read together or a drawing/reading date, and they'll call all necessary contacts that second.
Dick and Bruce are like, "hn. but there's plenty of things to do at home."
If you begged, Dick would fold faster. Like, "Fiiiine. But only if we can rent the venue and go in disguise." Because he's not mentally prepared for paparazzi to think you two are dating.
Bruce, on the other hand, has three sleepless nights leading up to the outing and insists you hold onto him without fail the entire time.
He's most likely to rent out the rooftop of a restaurant and hire a famous ensemble. The Batkids are invited sometimes, but these trips are mostly for you and him to make some memories. Tim, Steph, and Duke 100% will pretend to be waiters. Dick disguises himself as the pianist and fumbles through the first few songs before he's invited to eat with you two.
Last but not least, Timmy. Hardest to convince but you can also get some unique, crowded locations out of him. However, because it's crowded he will handcuff you two together. Sorry, not sorry.
It might be fun going to a gaming arcade and playing a single player game with each of your hand's though. He might also introduce you to his friends as well! Game nights with them are always exciting.
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kenandeliza · 16 days
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untitled draft for future marvel family comic strip, (mostly crack)
Based on a discussion with a mutual. Doesn't take place in a specific continuity.
Mary is shown to go home after Wayne Gala, Billy is shown waiting for her back home.
Billy: "Welcome home Mary, So how's the fancy party?"
Mary: " if you ask me, it was a bit boring, but I met this one Boy-"
*thunder can be heard in the panel*
Captain Marvel with a serious/protective look on his face: "Tell me more.."
Mary: "Billy, he's not-"
Billy:"I just want to talk to him."
Mary sighed:"....Billy, relax, he only wanted me to pose for a portrait he's working on"
Next panel having him switch over to Billy: "oh.."
Mary:" Besides, I'll be fine, you don't need to be worried, I can take care of myself! I'm the older one after all"
Billy:"Yeah, By five minutes!"
Freddy appearing in the front door: "I saw the lightning, what are you two yapping about?"
Billy:"oh nothing, Mary met a boy in the Wayne Gala-"
Freddy frowned immediately acted protective, preparing his crutch: "who's the hoity toity brat that's been hitting on you!?"
Mary getting tired of her friend's and brother's overprotectiveness: "Not you too!!"
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Reminder to insert more Dialogue of their shenanigans at the Wayne Manor, I haven't perfected the dialogue yet so only the timeline of events are shown
[Bruce expresses his relief for his son to finally have civillian friends, the son is revealed to be damian]
Freddy and Billy begrudgingly tagged along with Mary. Just to be safe
[Mary introduced them to Boy who asked for Mary to be his reference for a portrait, Meeting between Billy and Damian, they eyed each other suspiciously]
[A journalist vs a son of a high-profile billionaire playboy beefing?]
[Insert a line of Bruce wondering why his co-worker is there, The rest of the Family didn't know because they'll question why he let marvel join despite not being an adult. Billy doesn't know Bruce is Batman]
[Freddy eventually warms up to Damian after finding out their mutual love for animals? With Freddy and his monkey, Jeep and Damian with Batcow]
[After the trio left the manor, Damian began researching the suspicious Journalist that accompanied Mary.
Damian has A tango between "oh no a journalist" and "a journalist that mainly covers Marvel and is seemingly close to him"
"Father has recently been stumped on his identity, perhaps this journalist could be the key! I can finally do something Father has never done before, Discovering Captain's identity!'
Now its just a chess gamebetween billy and damian
Billy:'This hoity toity kid is getting too close with my sister, I must get more info on him" (maybe accidentally discovered that Bruce wayne somehow had ties to The league of assasins that way)
[He might eventually lead to this scenario:
Billy keep coming up with wild imaginations that doesnt reflect the reality
Billy:" BATMAN LIVES IN YOUR BASEMENT??!!"
Bruce: "No, I build my manor in his attic."
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Further brainstorming and sicovering plot bunnies needed
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Not a request, but a question.
Which Batboys + Batman would be jealous of their partner giving an animal more attention than them?
ooo ok so personally I think-
Jason would probably not be the jealous type when it comes to you loving an animal. He knows that you love him and he loves you so why should something as simple as a dog or a cat get on his nerves? I do think though that if you started neglecting him completely for the animal he'd get more "jealous". He'd be annoyed since it's not something like an object he can just hide until you're over it. If you notice his moody attitude he'll tell you about how the animals making him feel but if you don't he'll just try and suck it up and get over his "petty feelings".
Dick would be the one to tease you. It'd be a joke at first like "Wow, y/n sometimes I think you love that (animal) more than me." but soon it turned into "Geez y/n, do you love that (animal) more than me?" When you come home and the first thing you hug/go to is that pet he'll just pout with his arms crossed until you acknowledge him. Definitely the type to play the silent game with you until you beg him for forgiveness. He'll make you say that you love him more than the animal before he stops.
Tim would try and rationalize it. Maybe you're using it as a coping mechanism, I mean it's completely normal for owners of animals to get attached. Still he wouldn't necessarily like it he'd learn to put up with it. If it makes you happy then he's happy.
Damian would be jealous for sure, always pouting and whining to get your attention. Would be the type to hate the animal when you're away like he genuinely feels like he's fighting for your affection here, and what makes it even worse is that he's losing! Tells you how he feels after you keep calling him a big baby. He's embarrassed once it's out but does appreciate you giving him a bit more attention afterwards.
Bruce would probably have been the one to get you the pet. Maybe something you can cuddle with or spend time with when he's not there. Still, when he does have the time if he notices how much more affectionate you are with the animal instead of him he'll feel pretty sad. Has he really been gone that much? He won't feel as jealous as he would guilty. He's show you much more affection out of the blue which would confuse you but you're not complaining. If you ask why he will tell you the real reason behind suddenly becoming so touchy and will ask you if it's a problem.
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