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robinsleeping · 3 months

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*gives warm fluffy towel*

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dyggot · 8 months

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Typing out a correction on a characters pronouns before remembering that those are their canon pronouns and not the ones I gave them in my mind palace

#damian moment

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batbunker · 1 month

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Dick and Damian graffiting on each other's stuff!

Batman & Robin #10 & Nightwing #108

#dc comics #dick grayson #damian wayne #nightwing #batman #batfamily #we were the best #sorry i said covers in my dick and damian brainrot moment #edited #the nightwing one is in his backup

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catpriciousmarjara · 7 months

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Getting a PHD literally anywhere else: Wow! Congratulations! What a great achievement! Amazing!

Getting a PHD in Gotham: Wow! Amazing! You're now on several Government, Civilian, and Bat watchlists.

So if any of the Wayne kids get a PHD, then the entirety of Gotham would be squinting at them suspiciously. They're rich, so resources, and most likely already insane with all the shit they pull.

What I'm saying is if Jason went and got himself a Doctorate in Literature, the whole city would anticipate the appearance of his villainsona called the Dead Poet(emphasis on the dead) or Bookkeeper or something else similarly nerdy and themed like that for sure.

I just know that it would turn into some Gotham inside joke with memes abound, and everytime Jason would, I don't know, give more funding to the neglected Arts Departments in Gotham University, or go to a school for read alongs to encourage kids to read, Gotham social media would go crazy and be like:

"The Dreaded Villain Dead Poet Reads Alice in Wonderland to Children! How Despicable!"

"Villain Dead Poet Lambasts Government on Banning Books! Leads Librarians to Riot!"

"Dead Poet Ramps up his Villainy by Establishing Educational Programmes in Crime Alley! Uplifting the Poor! What a Dastardly Villain!"

"Dead Poet Goes on Live Ranting About his Favourite Books! Favourite Author is Jane Austen! Is this the Feminist Agenda?"

And so on! It's a meme that refuses to go away. His siblings actively participate, and make the situation worse.

Dick held an online Gotham Villains and Anti-Heroes Poll and Dead Poet came out on top, over Red Hood. Jason is an actual Gotham crime boss, but his crowdfunded villainsona is more popular. No he's not salty about it at all.

Duke would create a montage of Dead Poet sightings.

Stephanie would make a Dead Poet meme compilation.

Tim would arrange Wayne Enterprises to donate to local libraries after allegedly being threatened by the heinous villain Dead Poet. (Jason did ask Tim to do that but not like that)

Barbara created an extremely popular Villain Watch account for Dead Poet.

Cass tweeted out Jason's favourite books as the villain Dead Poets reading list telling people to avoid them 'wink wonk', causing a massive uptick in the sale of those books ala Bigolas Dickolas.

Damian of all people tweeted out a pic of Jason playing with Alfred the cat accusing the evil villain Dead Poet of attempting to kidnap his cat.

And thats not to mention all the shenanigans they pull in their batsonas.

God bless Gotham and it's home grown, organic, not even remotely ethically sourced, free range chaos.

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littleholmes · 1 month

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“Yes. I can read people’s minds.”

That is major that Anya even told anyone, let alone Damian, that she can read minds. I’m just amazed. But also it’s a good thing he didn’t believe her because if he did? 😬

#sxf #sxf 96 #spy x family #anya forger #damian desmond #sxf manga spoilers #now to wait for this to come back bc it absolutely will and at the worst possible moment #sxf manga #sxf thoughts #spy x family manga #spy x family manga spoilers

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brucewaynehater101 · 1 month

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The batfamily, after finding out another really important secret, are under the impression that Tim doesn't trust them. Why else would he wait for the last possible minute to inform them of his personal information?

Bruce sets up more team bonding (family time) to try to mitigate this.

Dick drops by Tim's office more with lunch to hang out.

Jason uttered out a really awkward but heartfelt apology about some past wrongdoings.

Steph hauls Tim over her shoulder and then plops him down into outings such as the movies or zoo.

Damian told Tim that his photos are so bad he might as well just give Damian copies of them.

Duke, trying to get to know Tim better, challenges him to see who can solve puzzles faster. He also brings fun inventions to Tim's workshop for them to do together.

Barbara sets up monthly code nights with Tim. She also occasionally passes along fun missions he could do with his siblings.

While all of this is nice, Cass and Alfred know the truth. Tim just finds it funny to watch his family blink rapidly and then go through five stages of grief whenever they unlock more background lore.

#dc comics #dc universe #tim drake #jason todd #bruce wayne #dick grayson #damian wayne #steph brown #barbara gordon #duke thomas #cassandra wayne #alfred pennyworth #tim does have secrets he will never tell the bats #most of his secrets are just his hoard of information to weaponize at funny moments #he's basically playing CAH but with his trauma to see which would be funniest to the current situation #let tim joke about his trauma

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daydreamerwonderkid · 4 months

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More Damian being hilarious moments because his sense of humor speaks to me, pt. 2

pt. 1

#damian wayne #damian al ghul #robin #robin v #ok yes i found dc vs vampires damian very funny #supersons is also a treasure trove #of funny damian moments and one liners #tumblr's limit may be 10 images #but that won't stop me from keep making as many posts as i possibly can #dc comics

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thepineconelord · 6 months

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Duke and Damian so silly, they need to interact more, I love this dynamic

#dc comics #batman #batman comics #comics #dc #duke thomas #damian wayne #damien wayne #batkids #batfam #the batfamily #batfamily #dc robin #robin iv #pinecone moment

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madeofstardust17 · 11 months

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I am convinced that if Dick watches The Greatest Showman it would break him.

He watches it with his brothers and he ends up laying face down on the couch. His brothers don't know if he's crying happy-tears, nostalgic-tears, normal emotional movie tears or I'm-having-flashbacks-tears.

It's a bit of everything if he's being honest.

Tim is freaking the fuck out, Jason is aggressively trying to get him to stop crying, Damian is just standing there with his brain bluescreening.

#he gets a kick out of Rewrite the stars #but the moment From Now On starts it's over for my guy #to be clear he did love the movie but now hes having too many Feelings #and as a member of the batfam he's not handling them well #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #timothy drake #damian wayne #the greatest showman

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pokeberry5 · 9 months

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thug beatdown round 2: electric boogaloo

(extras, cw flashing gif:)

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the fit:

#tim drake #dc #sart #cw flashing #im grateful to the femme tim people for indulging me bc im back on my bullshit #long hair tim!!! LONG HAIR TIM!!!#if dick can have a long hair moment so can tim #further #as a canonical nightwing fan i think tim would at some point try to emulate that (also as a possible successor to the mantle)#(altho the nightwing!damian to batman!cass art i saw once also lives rent free in my mind)#AND if we track the progression of tim's hair from robin to red robin #this is the natural conclusion #in this essay i will—#aside but altho the only time i've seen jack drake drinking in the comics it was beer #we're gonna pretend he was fond of whiskey for the Aesthetic #also traditional upper class white man things #and tim drinks whiskey as a begrudging homage to the father he never really got to share drinks with beyond that one time he got magically #aged up #((i got a new dress and i thought tim would look nice in it))#god i can finally think about other things now

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ahfrickenfrick · 3 days

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the batkids decide play a new game on patrol where they try to yell the most outrageous thing jumping into a fight

bruce bans the game after stephanie runs into a crowd of bystanders and muggers yelling

‘bienvenue power bottoms!’

and it causes jason to crash into a power pole from how hard he was laughing

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robinsleeping · 24 days

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MEME TIME MEME TIME MEME TIME

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zenchii · 1 month

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Sy-on boy... -Er...not! You're so poor you had to learn from your parents?! I learned from a pro! I totally win!

DAMIAN AND ANYA || SPY X FAMILY CHAPTER 96

#sxfedit #spy x family #spy x family manga spoilers #spy x family spoilers #spy x family 96 #damianya #damian desmond #anya forger #this moment is so sweet considering what she tells him after this #he was honest with her and she's honest right back #animanga #my edits

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nerdpoe · 4 months

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To prove to Jason that Bruce replaced him, Talia hacks a CCTV livefeed of Batman with his new Robin. But she mildly fucked up.

Because it's also got audio, and it's very clearly catching Bruce telling the new Robin that he doesn't need a Robin, and that the kid needs to go the fuck home.

It catches the new Robin do something completely unhinged in response to that, along the lines of solving a case right then and there to prove a point, and then jumping through a window into a gunfight before Bruce has even processed what he said.

"I mean," Jason starts tentatively, looking very Concerned, "At least that's one way to make sure the kid doesn't get himself killed, if he's got a minder."

The plan backfires, spectacularly.

Now Jason is concerned about this new Robin, and keeps filling Damian's head with ideas.

Ideas like Damian needs to force Drake to go to bed, Damian should help Jason make sure Drake eats more, Damian should help Batman hide trackers on Drake, Damian should get an adult if it looks like Drake is about to do something stupid.

Basically, instead of clearing the path for Damian to take the mantle of Robin, Damian is instead being taught to care for Drake like one would a domesticated wild animal.

#dcau #batman #red robin #robin #damian wayne #tim drake #jason todd #talia al ghul #damian comes into the picture with tranqs aimed at tim instead of katana #their relationship is still very antagonistic #but for wildly different reasons now #jason's attack on titans tower was more along the lines of #showing up at the tower with guns loaded with tranqs #sure he broke both of Tim's legs #but it was out of concern #the kid needs to take a vacation while the adults talk #and by talk jason means force bruce to choose between joker and jason #bruce chooses joker #doesn't get to throw the batarang at jason because tim chose that moment to come on the comms #and starts shouting in bruce's ear to give the comm to red hood #bruce flinches and misthrows the batarang #cuts off the jokers ear instead #jason laughs so hard he drops the joker #it's part hysterical laughter and part actual laughter #bruce is trying to give first aid and shouting at jason to STOP LAUGHING #crackfic #crackprompt

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arunneronthird · 1 year

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had a thought today about damian “ swear i will protect u with my life” wayne

#u shouldnt take this as romantic necessarily #or well in my head jon has a crush on dami since the moment he understands crushes #but the idea is dami just loves jon more than anything be it romantic or not #damian wayne #jon kent #talia al ghul #batman #cd comics #damijon #jondami #supersons #superboy #robin #my art #ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well.

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distort-opia · 9 months

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In other news Damian is the funniest child alive

#went back to Detective Comics 1004 and alkehbfskhdjf #I love this moment so much. hilarious. not even the Death Glare makes Damian stand down #he's right and he knows it #batman #bruce wayne #damian wayne #my comic panels #batfam

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