#daily joke

[whiskykitteeeeee]

I like diving head first for low hanging froots

#cat butt #cats #too dumb to stop #i draw stuff #daily joke #daily comic #bad puns #i love puns #make me laugh #funny stuff #comedy #humor #nerd humor

[404foundme]

I laughed my tears out bruh, who paid u to send this?! His not there, not on the bench, not even in the audience lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#bayern lb #daily joke #leon goretzka

[soulinkpoetry]

An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her," and he hangs up.

Now, the son is worried. He calls his sister. She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" She calls their father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing. The two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper. DO YOU HEAR ME?” She hangs up the phone.

The old man turns to his wife and says, "Okay, they’re both coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares.

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#we need laughter #laughter is the best medicine #daily joke #we need to laugh more

[maximumfangirl0717]

Daily Joke

Q: What do you call a farting caveman?

A: A blast from the past!

#Daily joke #Funny #laughs #jokes

[ksodirty]

#good afternoon #joke #joke of the day #lol #ha ha #funny #jokes #dumb jokes #bad jokes #dad jokes #get it #the guy #did you hear #he’s alright #side hustle #cut off #haha #laughs #got ya #smile #daily joke #a joke a day #got you #ha #he’s alive #daily jokes #alright #now #alright alright alright #hehe

[goracememy]

#meme #funny #humor #tumblr memes #memes #tweet #memesdaily #memes daily #dank memes #twitter #polandcore #śmieszne memy #memy #polski tumblr #śmieszne #poland #polska #polish wave #internet #humorous #laughter #satire #jokes #sarcasm #viral #entertainment

[gimmickblog-taxonomist]

How do you become a gimmick blog?

step 1: think of a gimmick

step 2: blog

#taxonomist talks #ask #this is somewhat joking but is pretty accurate #think #what did dailyquests do? #they thought of a gimmick (giving daily quests as if living in an RPG). and then blogged. #what else to say

[reactionimagesdaily]

#I'd make a joke about making an AU that could probably function as original fiction but I think I did that in a caption already #reaction image #reaction meme #daily reaction images #image mood: I am so great

[sealsdaily]

Seven years old?! She should've been at the clubbbb....

#wait for the setup joke in progress #not daily #mod ribbon

[emperornorton47]

#brassica oleracea #redwoods #broccoli #Kale #jokes #funny memes #daily memes #lol #botany

[whiskykitteeeeee]

*Disclaimer: do NOT do the last thing on the list. For reals tho, may we all have a friend like Whisky <3

#best friends #cat dad #cats #comic strip #punk artist #draw every day #daily joke #daily comics #relateable #feels #you're not wrong #if you're sad or depressed about the state of earth right meow #pink sprinkles

[aussie-bookworm]

THE KING IS BACK

#itsallmine #Dracula #dracula daily #jonathan harker #I’m so excited omg he’s back #time to read bram stokers classic gothic novel again #aaaaaaaa #someone has probably already made this joke but idc #patch notes: pictures now have alt text

[daily-smallishbeans]

132- natural habitat

#smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #daily beans #just watched his new vid #drew this while listening #id listen if he makes a podcast no joke

[daily-dragon-drawing]

#92 - 小龍 (xiǎolóng / little dragon) - A totally ferocious, fiery dragon! Definitely! 🔥🐉🦎

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Happy April Fool's! :3c

#daily dragon drawing #the real joke is I skipped 5 march dragons to do this one #they'll be done soon lol #art #art challenge #artists on tumblr #chinese artist #dragon #dragon a day #dragon art #dragon oc #dragons #daily drawing #daily dragon #chinese dragon #drawing challenge #drawing every day #drawing #illustration #year of the dragon #fantasy creature #creature design #zodiac #eastern dragon #dragon illustration #lizard #april fools #april fool's day #april fools 2024 #april first

[dailyeohkakyoin]

the crusaders do have a healer.

they don't like to talk about it.

#jjba #kakyoin noriaki #kujo jotaro #joseph joestar #muhammad avdol #daily #((bet you thought i abandoned this blog. well jokes on YOU. i havent stopped thinking about it ONCE since i started it.)) #((the guilt is killing me. but not really. anyway this is 100% canon to my blog's continuity and you may quote me on that.)) #((i cannot guarantee regular updates going forward but i am at the very least trying to get back on track!)) #((regardless! hope you enjoy this silly joke. i spent a long time on it and i definitely had more to say about it but i forgot.)) #((peace and love💚))

[champvictor]

Happy Halloween!!!

#happy halloween #halloween 2022 #wtf #funny #dark humor #bad jokes #web comics #in shadow of absurd #absurd #черный юмор #daily jokes #daily joke #хэллоуин #Счастливого Хэллоуина #в тени абсурда #Хэллоуин 2022 #Тыквенный пирог