When the DM has had enough
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Monk: I turn on my immovable rod, hold it real tight, and run backwards along the boat as fast as I can.
GM: …To push the boat???
Monk: Yes!
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me (DM): “it just means you’re slightly less invulnerable”
player: “cringe”
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Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?
Me: Yes, right here.
Lady: Is how much?
Me: $2.99 a pound.
Lady: It's usually $1.49.
Me: Yes, in the summer.
Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.
Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?
Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.
And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.
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DM: “It wasn’t a trap, it’s just that the creature who lived in it kept the water clean.”
Player: “With murder.”
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Not Mine. Thought to Share.
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reminder to anyone using spotify that you can remove an artist’s songs from all of your playlists easily by going to the artist’s page and tapping “don’t play this artist”
i say this as someone who put lovejoy on like 20 different playlists who didn’t know that feature existed until now
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