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messylustt · 10 months

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am on my knees for jealous/possessive!Hobie x reader? maybe he’s a lil mean at first but by the end he’s very soft 🥺 <3

god I have a weakness for possessive and clingy men— shit

JEALOUS BOY — hobie brown + reader: hobie is a little jealous over the new recruit and how nice you’re being with him.

marks jealous!hobie; kinda bad representation of his iconic accent; poor new peter :( cute lil kiss and confession. wc 1.7k.

Hobie’s gaze was narrowed, the most focused he thinks he’s been, as he watches you speak with the new recruit. You’re smiling at something he’s said, as you then begin to laugh. Stop laughing. Not for him.

Hobie swiftly moves towards you both, swinging his arm over your shoulder as you turn your head. “Hey, babe.” He grins, seeing your small smile.

But you shrug him off, gesturing to the new recruit. “Peter, Hobie.” You gesture from Hobie. “Hobie, Peter.”

“So, another one ov’ ya.” Hobie eyes this new Peter, with a harder gaze.

“Oh, so this is Hobie?” New Peter says, making Hobie shift his gaze to you.

“Ya talked ‘bout me?” Hobie spares you a side smile, as he bumps your shoulder.

“I said like one thing.” You scoff, crossing your arms.

“Mhm, what?” Hobie felt a little calmer after hearing that he was mentioned in your conversation. You look away, shaking your head. “Aw…ya goin’ all shy now?” He fake pouts, poking your side.

You slightly jolt, shifting your gaze to him. “I only said how loud your guitar can be. And that Peter should be wary of it.” You say, walking closer to said Peter. “Come on, I’ll show you to Spider-byte, she’s knows a shit tonne bout this place…” your voice drifted off as you brought new Peter down the path.

Hobie’s smile had dropped when you began walking away from him. But he focuses on the fact that new Peter will be gone from your side once the walk around was over. He held onto that fact.

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Which turned into not a fact at all. Because when he knew that your little tour would be over he still saw new Peter by your side. Oh no, no. Hobie didn’t like that one bit. So he yet again finds himself by your side, snatching some food off your plate, as he fluidly swings one leg over the bench.

“So, I take it you two are friends?” New Peter asks, shifting his gaze between you and Hobie.

“Eh.” You shrug, to which Hobie grabs your wrist—which held the food you were gonna put in your mouth—as he brings it to his mouth instead. “Hey!” But he keeps your wrist close as his lip ring slightly brushes the tips of your fingers, eating the entire thing, as he leans back, raising his brows.

“Don’t say ‘eh’.” He imitates you, hooking his arm back around your shoulder, pulling you closer to him—his legs still spread over the bench, meaning that your side ended up right against his chest. He looks back to new Peter, making his arm over your body a clear statement to him. “Yeah, we’re friends.”

New Peter finally notices Hobie’s hard expression, as his smile slightly drops, but then you’re directing his attention back to you. “And he’s an annoying little British boy. Trust me.”

Hobie shifts his gaze back to you, grabbing your chin to look at him. “‘Lil Bri’ish boy’?” He quotes in disbelief.

“Annoying little British boy.” You correct, managing to slide back across the bench and out of his grasp. “So, make sure not to get caught up in his web.” You chuckle, as new Peter joins, looking back to you.

“Ya makin’ me sound like a spide—oh.” Hobie realises, giving you a look. “Ya real funny, babe.”

You give him a teasing smile, as you continue to eat, going back to your conversation with the new Peter. God, would you stop talking to him? It wasn’t required anymore, so why were you? Did you like him? Hobie hoped you didn’t plan to make a new friend. And certainly not make something more.

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It happened again. You were with him again. Hobie watched as you stood beside new Peter, talking again.

You were all there for a mission debrief. But that didn’t mean you had to stand so close. Hobie promptly reaches you, jaw clenched as he caught new Peter’s gaze. “New Peter, hey man. How’s ya first few days been?” Hobie’s words a sickly sweet, making new Peter gulp.

“His name’s just Peter.” You say, glancing at Hobie who stands right beside you. Hobie shifts his gaze to you, in slight disbelief. Oh, so you were defending him now.

“It’s okay, and I’m pretty good, thanks Hobes.” New Peter smiled, all innocent.

“Only she can call me that, mate.” Hobie states, gesturing to you, as he yet again eyes him with disdain.

“Hobie.” You quietly hiss. “Sorry, Peter. Clearly a rough day.” You glance at Hobie with narrowed eyes. He narrows his back. “What—ya switch names? He can call me ‘Hobie’, and you…” he gently tapped your shoulder. “…you can call me ‘hobes’.”

You sigh, grabbing Hobie’s arm, as you spare new peter a small smile. Hobie let’s you drag him away, as you spin, arms crossed.

“I told him it was fine. I’m sorry, I thought you wouldn’t have minded.” You say, glancing back at new Peter, but Hobie quickly brings your head back to face him. Stop looking at him—he thinks to himself.

“Why?”

“Oh come on, he’s new.” You say. “I thought he could use some friends. And you’ve always been very welcoming. You were with me.”

“Yeah, but you’re…you.” Hobie glances over at new Peter who does look a tad nervous as he listens to the debrief. “And come on…him?”

“Yes, him.” You say. “Where’d nice Hobie go?”

“He’s gone.” He says, looking back to you. “If ya keep takin’ to him, tha’ is.”

“Hobie what’s your problem with him?”

“Is it really that hard not talkin’ to him?” Hobie crosses his arms, raising his brow.

“Again…” you sigh. “What’s your problem?”

“No problem.” Hobie shrugs. “Just don’t talk to him. That simple.”

“You’re missing the reason there, Hobes.” You say, with a raise to your own brows.

He slightly smiles, a slight tilt to his head. “At least that means you’re not mad at me.”

“What? Yes I am.” You narrow your gaze, just as Hobie lazily swings his arms atop your shoulders, moving closer to do so as he leans towards your height.

“Nah. Ya called me ‘hobes’.” He’s grinning now.

You scoff. “I can say ‘hobes’ and still be mad at you. Also when were you ever so caught up on names?”

“When you started talking to Mr. Basic over there.” He glances at new Peter. You hit Hobie’s stomach, making him slightly double over.

“Stop being an ass.” You begin to walk back over to new Peter, but Hobie swiftly wraps his arms around your neck and shoulders, your back hitting his front, making you slightly jolt.

“Nah…” Hobie says to your ear, making a small shiver run down your spine. “You can stay with me this mission.”

“You’re not even in this mission.” You say, as his hands begins to fiddle with the material of your suit, arms still wrapped around you. “And when did you get so clingy?”

“Clingy?” Hobie scoffs. “I’m not being clingy.”

“Then why are you draped over me like some sort of koala?” You ask, reaching to pull him off you.

“What was tha’ thing ya said before?” Hobie keeps you close. “Trapped in my web?”

You lick your teeth in slight annoyance as he just smirks. “Just making it clear you’re trapped.”

“Ha you’re funny.” Your sarcasm is clear.

“I know I am. Now come on.” Hobie slides his hand down to yours, grabbing it and bringing you towards the new opened portal.

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“God he’s insufferable.” Hobie states. You had just finished your mission, and are both walking through the lobby.

“I really can’t find the reason why you’re so annoyed. It’s making me annoyed.” You say, brushing some dirt off your thigh.

Hobie looks down, moving your hand away so he can pick the rest off. You eye him. “Is this a dare or something?”

Hobie looks back up at you. “What?”

“Being this touchy and stuff.” You say. “I mean you’ve always been one to throw your arms round someone’s shoulders. But not all this.” You raise your brows, expecting an answer.

He just shrugs. “I like you.”

“Your reasons are vague as hell, hobes.” You say, poking his chest slightly. But as you do so, Hobie grabs your hand, yanking you closer.

“I…like…you.” He says this slower, making you meet his gaze. “And new Peter is in my way.”

“What?” Your brows furrow as you stare at him.

“You keep talkin’ to him.” Hobie further says, as you try and wrap your mind around the implications of his words.

“You’re making it sound like i can’t talk to anyone.” You force a chuckle, making sure this isn’t some sort of prank.

Hobie just holds your hand tighter as his gaze darts across your face, for once—serious. “If they look like they like you…no.”

“I…” you drift off, cause you don’t really know what you were gonna say. “Peter doesn’t like me.”

“You sure?” Hobie asks, and finally the whole situation clicks, all your denials fizzling away. Hobie like likes you. You stare at Hobie, mouth slightly opening.

“You…like me?” You slowly ask.

“I thought I already said tha’?” Hobie can’t help his little side smile from appearing at your cute shocked expression. “I thought I was bein’ painfully obvious too. I guess there isn’t much goin’ on in that pretty head o’ yours.” He taps under your chin, with a teasing tone.

You press your lips together, praying you’re not looking flushed. But of course Hobie notices. “Look at ya…ya all shy.” He brings you closer. “It’s cute.”

Then your gaze is dropping down to his lips, back and forth as your heart beats a fraction harder. Then before you can chicken out, you quickly reach forward and peck his lips.

Hobie blinks as you back away, moving to speed walk away. But then Hobie is smiling, effortlessly pulling you back as his lips find yours, this time a little longer, a little harder. His lip ring sends shivers through you as it contrasts with his warm tongue, eagerly exploring your mouth.

His hands have slipped to cup your neck and face, as he began to smile against your lips. You manage to slightly lean your head back. “You were jealous…” You say, an almost smug smile forming.

“Don’ start.” Hobie mutters, bringing your lips back to his.

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makooo0stuff · 11 months

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can i req noir thinking he lost his hat but he just finds reader wearing it and this isnt the first time it happened HSNSANDNDNAN

OH MY GODS ABSOLUTELY THATS SO CUTE!!

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Mr. Detective..

Pairing: Spide Noir x GN! Reader

Fandom: Into the Spiderverse

CW: Pet names (Doll, Darling), Face touching.

A/N: This is gonna be a quick short lil fic :) i'm absolutely loving all the Noir reqs i've been getting! thank you all so much for the love and support on my Peter B post!

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Noir wandered through your shared apartment; His spider mask on his head as he searched for his hat.

"Doll, have you seen my hat anywhere? I really need to get going.." Noir spoke out as he searched around the house, He lifted the one side of the loveseat with ease. Continuing to search throughout the whole living room.

Noir sighed defeatedly he wasn't able to find his fedora anywhere, He entered the bedroom and looked at you, He saw his fedora on your head and took it off

"How long have you been stealing my fedora for darling?.."

You blushed lightly and averted your gaze. Refusing to look at him. His hand gently grabbed your chin, and he turned your head to look at him as he placed his fedora back on the top of his head.

"I don't know what you mean Noir.." You spoke smiling at him, a little nervousness in your voice. Noir chuckled at your response and ruffled your hair with his gloved hand.

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Second request done!! I've got a bunch more on the way sorry that it's a bit shorter, my other fics will be longer dw!!

©️ makooo0stuff, do not copy my work or alter in anyway without my permission .

#spider noir x reader #spider noir #spider man: across the spider verse #spiderman itsv #short fiction #makooo0stuff writes #makooo0stuff

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onskepa · 8 months

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Can you do a Spider x yander sully family?

Hello!! And yes I can! This will be fluff yandere! And! This will be a headcannon list! So I hope you all enjoy this one~!!

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Sweet child of mine

When jake and neytiri saw spider for the first time, it was instant love. The pure innocence of the child had caused the couple to grow deep feelings for the boy.

On the spot, they adopted spider, and became his loving parents.

They did everything in their power to make sure spider is loved and protected. Making sure he is breathing well with his mask and having enough supplies.

the sully couple's attention was solely on spider. Making sure he is fed, clean, and that no harm comes to him.

Humans are very fragile in pandora. So as a human baby, anything can harm their precious son.

Spider is never seen alone, jake or neytiri will always be near him. Carrying him on a sling, taking him everywhere. Of course never taking him where it can be dangerous.

neytiri loves spider so much, that she cant sleep well if he isn't between her and jake in their shared hammock. To feel his soft warm skin against hers is what will put neytiri to sleep at ease.

Jake loves his son and his heart burns for him. The magnetic pull he feels to be near spider at all times. Much like neytiri, he cant function right without his son near him.

Spider is the first and last thing neytiri and jake see when they sleep and rise.

And when neteyam came along, it was another sully being possessive of spider. Spider loved his new baby brother! Neteyam was so cute and adorable!

Neytiri already had plans to teach neteyam as he grows to protect his brother. So many things to get ready. But for now, she lets her two sons enjoy their sweet childhood.

As neteyam grew up, he started to become aware of the obvious different between himself and spider. Why is he big and blue while his big brother is small and pink?

Jake and neytiri began to explain to neteyam that spider must be protected at all costs, since their forest can hurt spider at any moment.

Neteyam loves spider, he adores and admires his big brother. Spider was always so positive and bright, never lets anything negative get to him.

Neteyam sees the pure soul spider is, and understands his parents very well. Spider may be the big brother, but neteyam is bigger and stronger. And will only get strong as he grows.

When jake and neytiri heard of grace's avatar being pregnant, spider over heard and wanted to visit the avatar. Every day spider would go and visit the avatar and talk to it as means to talk to the baby. Would tell of his adventures, stories, funny thing moments, and would sing lullabies neytiri would sing to him.

What spider doesn't know is that the more he communicates and bonds with the unborn child, the soul that resides in the womb listens and develops a deep love for spider.

Always craving to hear spider's happy voice, it soothed the soul. Something about spider bringing peace and tranquil within.

So when kiri was born, she already knew who was the face of the tranquil voice.

And much like neteyam, she would admire and love her big brother. Was the most clingiest of all sully siblings.

Spider would play and bring kiri to his and neteyam's adventures. Making sure she isn't left behind and always having fun.

Lo'ak arrived and would cling onto spider more than he would with his parents. Spider loves that lo'ak wants him and constantly seeking attention.

Lo'ak and kiri would rival each other on who can stick beside spider. Of course spider would be fair to both and let them cling on to him at the same time. Trying to divide

For a handful of years, it was just neteyam, kiri and lo'ak having spider to themselves.

Yes they would fight a bit with their parents on who gets to spend time with spider but still. They all love him, and want to spend every second with their golden child.

Until tuk was born. Being the baby of the family, spider just adored tuk and would be with her more than with his other siblings.

The older sully siblings were a bit jealous of their new baby sister. How come she gets showered with hugs and attention from their big brother? its not fair!

Tuk upon growing up, would abuse her cuteness to be with spider. She knows cute things are one of his brothers weakness and that would be her advantage.

However as spider grows and gets more involved within the clan, everyone has come to love and enjoy spider's presence. Which has become a problem for his family. They easily get jealous when spider's attention isn't on them.

Neytiri hates it when other mother's tend to spider like he is their son. She is spider's only mother not them! More often that not she would hiss at others who dare to get too close to spider.

Jake is no different, would make sure spider is with him and doesn't care to treat spider like a new born.

Spider however, isn't stupid, he knows just how crazy possessive and protective his family can be. Down to his little sister tuk.

He should be disturbed but secretly enjoys how protective they can be to him. He craves their love and would happily give him family all the love and attention they could ever want.

The sully family just loves spider to the extreme. Nothing wrong with that right? Sully stick together.

Aaaaaaaaaaaand that wraps this one up! Hope you all like it! This is my first time doing something yandere! Until next time! see ya!

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byunpum · 1 year

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My lost child(special edition "mothers day")

Pair: Aunt Sully human x Spider Socorro (mother and son) and Jake sully.

Warning: None, cute and sentimental.

Note: A little oneshot to celebrate Mother's Day with Auntie Sully. Why not? I hope you like it very much.

I have made several parts of 'My lost child" Here they are:

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

You were preparing a warm bath for your naughty little boy. Spider had a bit of a high fever, because he was out looking for some kind of gift for you. Because of Mother's Day. Norm had told him that Mother's Day was celebrated on Earth on a day like today. So the 5 year old boy went out alone to look for some kind of surprise. Your nephew lo'ak wanted to help him, but to spider's bad luck he didn't have as strong an immune system as lo'ak. So a cold was the first thing he encountered before your gift.

"Brother…have you seen spider?" you ask your brother. You both had just come in from a routine walk around the rocks hallelujah. Norm was supposed to stay and take care of spider, but it turns out that when you enter the lab you don't find him and norm is asleep at his desk. "mmm no, did you ask neytiri?" says jake, accompanying you both to go look for neytiri. When you arrive you see that neytiri has a smaller figure in her arms, and you see mo'at touching the forehead of that little thing. You quickly recognize her little whimpers. "Spider!!!" you shout a little as you approach your child.

"I found lo'ak and spider near the puddles, the boy was very dizzy and tired" says neytiri. She had learned to love spider thanks to you. When she found out that the baby you were adopting belonged to the man who had hurt her so much. It was hard for her to accept. But she loved you so much…you were part of her family. You were also her sister, so she had to learn to love her new nephew. "That's just a fever," Mo'at says calmly. Handing you a piece of cloth with a cream on it, it helped to bring down the fever. "You have to let him build up immunity…he's still very weak," mo'at says. Everyone knew you could be a little overprotective of spider, a little …. much. You felt that any plant could swallow him at any time.

Neytiri hands you your boy, who calmed down when he could smell it was you. Clinging to your arms and saying a little "mama". You hold him and thank them for taking care of him. "Thank you" you say, getting up from the floor. So you can carry spider to your room in the lab. "And yes…I'll try not to be so 'protective'" you joke, but mo'at rolls his eyes upward. She knew you were never going to do that. You take spider to your room and settle him on the bed.

"Ok…my little guy. Let's give you a bath and then we'll rest" you say, while the boy lies down on the bed. Holding in his little hands some wooden play pieces that Jake had made him for his 3rd birthday. You enter the bathroom, which was not far from your bed. The room was very small, but perfect for the two of you. "How about we find some movies from max's old computer?" you continue talking and notice that spider had already gotten off the bed and was walking towards you.

"Mom…I…give…you…a…present. It's for you" says spider, in a weird mix of navi and english language. "Oh yeah? What is it?" you ask, watching as your son pulls out his small bag. A bag that Neytiri had made for him so that lo'ak, neteyam and he would have the same one. His small hands held a kind of flower, a flower that was all wilted and a colorful rock. Everything was wet and broken, but the boy's hands were understanding and he had a big smile on his face. Your little baby was so proud of what he had found. "It's for my mommy…take it mommy…it's for you" spide hands you the whole mixture in your hand.

You grimace, but quickly change your expression when you notice that he is watching you very carefully. You relax a little and laugh. "This is my first mother's gift…thank you sweetheart" you lean in and give him a kiss on the tip of his nose. "I knew you'd like it. You're my best mom…I love you mom" says spider, running from the bathroom to the bed. The boy is laughing with happiness. Tears were coming to your eyes, but you controlled yourself. "How about we find somewhere to put all this stuff and then you can have your bath" you say. Spider moves up with his face.

After finding a special space for your gifts and a long bath. Spider fell asleep from exhaustion. Besides, his fever had started to rise and Norm had given you some painkiller so he could rest. You were just putting some clothes back when you heard a tapping on the window. You see peeking through the window was Jake's face, signaling for you to come out for a moment.

You drop everything, and leave the lab, putting on your mask to meet your brother. "Hello…is something wrong?" it was already very late and it seemed strange that your brother was calling you at this hour. "I just wanted to say Happy Mother's Day," says Jake, settling in next to you so he can sit next to you. "I don't think so…spider is" you start to speak, but Jake interrupts you.

"Mom would be so proud of you…hell yes she would. To see what you've done for that boy is admirable. You've done a good job. You deserve to be a mom…no matter what 'that person told you'." jake says. you knew he was talking about Miles, and all the times he had humiliated you for not being able to give him a child. Your eyes were filled with tears, you could barely see your brother. "So…happy mother's day sister….I may be older than you, but for as long as I can remember you have always been like my mother since mom died. I love you" says jake, you burst into tears. You couldn't hold back the tears. Leaning back in Jake's arms, while he held you tightly. "Yeah…I deserve it."

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yandereinc · 1 year

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Isekai - Yandere!ShalnarkxFem!Reader 05

All chapters Previous chapter Synopsis: You have an unfortunate encounter with Truck-kun which leads you to wake up in the HXH universe.

"So, let's get to know each other, Y/N."

Those words brought a grimace to your face. You already knew too much about Shalnark and you weren't interested in him getting to know you better. He and the troupe could abuse your powers and you did not want to help a bunch of mass-murdering thieves,

"Alright, I suppose… How about we take turns asking questions?" You suggested. You really didn't want to but you doubted that you could make Shalnark change his mind. The only comfort was that wasn't Pakunoda, he couldn't tell if you were lying or not.

Your suggestion pleased him immensely, as evident by the smile he wore.

"I would say ladies first but since you know so much about me already I think it's only fair if I go first," Shalnark smiled.

He didn't even wait for a response from you to ask his question.

"Where are you from?"

You expected a question like that. While you could just reply with your hometown you were sure that would bite you in the ass sooner or later. Seeing as this world was different from your own the change that your hometown existed in any shape or form was small.

You did your best to think of a place they mentioned in the anime. But the only two places that came to mind were Whale Island and Kukuroo Mountain. You didn't want to drag Mito and the other residents of Whale island down with you if things went south but Kukuroo mountain wasn't an option either. That's where the Zoldycks lived and a Zoldyck you were not.

You wanted to say York New but he would question why you were staying at a hotel if you really came from here. Not to mention since he looked you up already he knew you had no history of living anywhere.

"Pass." You ended up saying, realizing you were lost in your thoughts by the way Shalnark smiled at you.

"Pass?"

"Yeah, how about we each get 5 passes? Dates might be for getting to know each other better but this is still just our first date." You tried to reason with him.

He responded with a sigh before resting his cheek on the palm of his hand. "Only because you're so cute." Shalnark grinned.

"Great. That makes it my turn now. Why is Phinks here?" You asked as you looked at the other blonde.

He was currently sitting alone at a table. Having dinner by himself. You wonder why nobody joined him. While Uvogin would stand out too much in this crowd another spide could surely join him.

"I asked him to join as backup."

You were surprised the spider would admit he asked Phinks to join as backup. Almost a little flattered that he thought he needed reinforcements to deal with you.

"My turn again! How much do you know about the phantom troupe?"

That question almost made you grin. You were glad he didn't ask any personal questions. On top of that, you knew a lot about the phantom troupe. While you didn't read the manga you have read too many wikia pages.

"Enough. But if you want me to tell you everything I know about you guys I want another three passes." You figured trying to bargain with him could help you avoid his questions about yourself. Five passes seemed like a lot but you didn't know how long this date would last.

This clearly intrigued him and he took a few moments before he nodded. "That sounds good to me. Now tell me what you know."

Glad that he agreed you took a sip of your wine before speaking up again.

"I know that you all have spider tattoos. Your rank is on the spider's back. I know that you're number 6 and that there are 13 members in total." You paused to get a good look at him. So far you haven't really said anything that was too important but he still looked fairly impressed with you.

"I know the names of everyone in the troupe. Your leader is named Chrollo and has number one. Number one is Nobunaga. Number 2 is Feitan. Number 3 is Machi. Number 4 is Hisoka. Number 5 is Phinks. You're as I already said number 6. Franklin is number 7. Number 8 is Shizuku. Number 10 is Bonolenov. Number 11 is Uvogin and number 12 is Kortopi."

As you numbered the members his smile only seemed to widen. He was about to say something but you cut him off,

"And yes I do know your nen abilities."

The moment you said that you regretted it. Panick covered your features as he looked at you in delight.

"Do you now?" He asked, excited to know that you knew about nen. Eager to learn your abilities because again you had a leg up to him.

"If you want me to name them all you'll have to give me another three passes," you told him.

"It's fine. I think it's time to end this date anyways."

His words surprised you but not as much as the antenna that was flung your way. Only to have it ricochet off of your skin and onto your lap.

"You should've let me finish speaking. I could've told you that your antennas won't work on me, Pretty boy," you grinned at him. Holding up the antenna as you rested your cheek on your free hand. Mimicking the position he put on earlier.

You expected a lot but he surprised you yet again.

"You think I'm pretty?" He asked with a very enthusiastic smile. Making you blush from embarrassment.

"I mean yeah, but I mostly said it to taunt you," you admitted sheepishly. Your previous cool demeanor melted away like snow on a hot winter's day.

Your shy demeanor made him chuckle. "I was hoping to do this the safest way but that's alright. It would be a shame to turn you into a puppet anyways. And this way we can talk on our way," Shalnark smiled.

You just raised your eyebrow at him.

"Sorry, I was getting ahead of myself." Shalnark chuckled. "I was going to use black voice to take you back to our base. But since that won't work on you you'll just have to come willingly," he explained.

While you were sure as hell didn't want to join them to their base you had no other option. "Just so I don't jump to conclusions what will you do if I don't?"

"Phinks and I will kill everyone here." Shalnark smiled at you as if he didn't just say he would commit atrocities if you didn't join him.

You closed your eyes and sighed. "Fine." You wanted to say that he owed you dinner since you were hungry but that wasn't true.

You don't feel hungry at all despite the fact that you hadn't eaten lunch. You realized that godmode must stop you from feeling hungry too. Nor did you feel the need to go to the bathroom. You wondered what else godmode did. But unfortunately, you weren't allowed to ponder for long.

Shalnark stood up and walked towards you. Helping you out of your seat and making you cling to his arm the same way as before.

You saw him nod at Phinks who nodded back. The blonde got out of his seat and left the building. You and Shalnark soon followed him. You noted that they didn't pay but nobody stopped them.

The car you ended at was a lot less flashy than you thought they would drive but you didn't care.

Ever the gentleman Shalnark opened the door for you. Carefully you climbed into the car. Once comfortable you noticed that Phinks was in the driver's seat while Shalnark joined you in the backseat. His arm around you to pull you against him.

When you looked up you realized that Phinks was looking at you through the rearview mirror. More precisely he was ogling you through the rearview mirror. When he finally did look up at your face you raised his eyebrow at him. Almost giggling when you saw him blush before looking away to focus on driving out of the parking lot.

Feeling a bit out of place now in your fancy dress you turned to Shalnark who was surprisingly quiet for a guy who only minutes ago implied he wanted to talk to you during the ride.

"Would you mind if I changed?" You asked him. Your regular clothes were in your inventory and you'd rather not have anyone ogle at you like Phinks just did.

Shalnark looked at your face before turning his gaze at the small bag you were holding. Probably wondering what could possibly be in that bag. Feeling intrigued he nodded.

"Of course," he grinned. A sparkle in his eyes. You wondered why he seemed so excited until you realized why. He probably thought you would undress.

Well, he was in for a rude awakening. Just like in a video game, you could instantly equip clothes. No undressing needed. So you opened your menu and made your way to the inventory. Your hand movements confused Shalnark but he didn't comment on it.

Within a blink of an eye, you were changed back into your regular clothes. Your purse and fancy clothing now safely in your inventory.

Once you closed your menu again you noticed Shalnark staring at you. Smiling as always. He was about to say something but you cut him off.

"How long until we get there?"

Surprisingly it was Phinks who replied. "Twenty minutes," he said, making you sigh. Since you'd rather not talk to Shalnark you had to find another way to kill some time. Luckily you still had all those game guides in your inventory.

Since you already showed them you could make items disappear and appear at will you decided it wouldn't hurt. So you once again opened your menu to retrieve a game guide.

This time however Shalnark gasped. As quick as lighting he grabbed your wrists in one of his hands. Making you raise his eyebrow at him. For a second you were confused until you remembered Chrollo's ability.

"Relax, it's just a game guide." You held the book up to show the cover to him. "It's nothing like Bandit's secret, just an ordinary book," you explained. Hoping both of them would calm down. Both as you saw Phinks flinch when the game guide appeared.

They did. A little bit.

Phinks glanced at you through the rearview mirror. Deciding to let Shalnark handle things. Shalnark's smile was still there. He didn't say anything. Instead, he used his free hand to take the game guide from you. Looking through it to confirm that it was in fact a regular book.

A delighted smile broke out on his face. "It's just a game guide," he said excitedly. Letting go of your hands so he could properly read the book.

Glad that he let go of your hand while simultaneously annoyed that he stole your book you contemplated opening your inventory to get another guide out. But since you didn't want either of them to panic again you decided against it.

Luckily Shalnark handed your book back only a few moments later. You didn't thank him when he handed it to you. Which made him pout.

"You know, you haven't been a very good date this evening," Shalnark teased. "You daydream, you don't say thanks, you don't answer my questions. Not very nice of you Y/N."

Shalnark was clearly just teasing you but it annoyed you nonetheless.

"That's rich coming from a guy who tried to mind control me."

This just got a laugh out of both Shalnark and Phinks. Making you sigh before you decided to focus on your book. Hoping to find some useful cheat codes that you missed or deemed unnecessary before.

You found some cheat codes that seemed useful. But with godmode on you figured you were fine. Not to mention that Chrollo couldn't steal your abilities.

Not wanting to be caught off guard however you came up with a plan. It was a simple one too. Godmode would protect you and it would show them that they couldn't hurt let alone kill you. Obviously, you couldn't kill them either. Which left you both at a stalemate.

So your plan was to appeal to Chrollo. Show him that you weren't a threat to them. Hopefully, that would make them let you leave.

After a while of reading you were suddenly interrupted by words filling up your vision.

Level up!

The words were quickly replaced by a bar that rapidly filled up. Showing you that you were level 2 now. It confused you immensely. Especially when suddenly two text boxes replaced the bar. One had the words 'save states' and the other had the words 'pause button'. You were about to reach for one of them when once more Shalnark grabbed your wrists. Making your book fall onto your lap again.

"Hey!" You cried out indignantly. Wondering why he did that.

"You should be more aware of your surrounds, Y/N," Shalnark chuckled. You wondered what he meant by that until you realized he must've been looking at you the entire time. He knows now that your 'weird hand movements' made things happen so he must've grabbed you to stop you from doing something else.

"Are you really going to keep holding my wrists for the rest of the ride?" You asked him, clearly frustrated. Not just by Shalnark holding your wrists but also because now the words were still in your vision. Luckily they were transparent but they were still annoying.

"Yep!" He said, picking up the book you dropped. Clearly happy that you bought some game guides as he was weirdly fond of them.

You could only watch as the words disappeared in front of you. You panicked, wondering if you missed your chance now. When you noticed two new things in your vision you calmed down. Your level indicator showed that you were level 2. And the menu button had an icon that showed you had a notification or message.

Hopefully, that meant you could still make a decision later.

You calmed down again, closing your eyes. Just in time for the car to stop. Causing you to immediately open your eyes.

"We're here."

#yandere hunter x hunter #yandere shalnark x reader #yandere shalnark #yandere hxh #yandere x reader #shalnark x reader #shalnark ryusei

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floof-ghostie · 11 months

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casually leans on wall and hands you a microphone. how was the spiderverse experience i want all the deets (ive already watched it dw about spoilers👍🏾)

Ohhhh Strap in we're gonna be here for a while (Imma do this in point form for this, because so many thoughts, no energy for real paragraphs

Okay the animation. THE ANIMATION MEDIUMS. So many cool methods. I loved the colour changes in Gwen's universe. HOBIE'S ENTIRE THING, THE WAY HE'S ANIMATED OMG

Mumbattan is such a cool city, I love mashing irl cities to make one cool megacity so much it's such a lil fave worldbuilding thing of mine

Pavitr is so great, I love him, idek how to talk about him I just like him a lot. Him and his gf make such a cute pair too!

Also him saying "I don't use product, just coconut oil, prayer, and good genetics". I love him

The chai tea scene. God he's so great

THe character design is amazing and sososososo cool!! I love that we see the characters change (Gwen's hair growing longer and pinker, Miles' growth spurt, Peter B.'s bathrobe, MAYDAY's LIL SPIDER HAT THAT MJ PROLLY MADE FOR HER).

I love Pravitr's costume glowup. Thank you to whoever arranged for that.

Also, Hobie??? His lace coded boots?? His locs??? HIS FUCKING PIERCINGSSS??? HOW HE COMPARED A FUCKING VOID TO CAPITALISM??? Him taking a liking to Mayday, and straight up SHOWING MILES HOW TO GET OUT OF THE FORCE FIELD WITH A LIL SMIRK?!!! I need him. Need his gender. I love his anarchist ass.

His design really calls back to the punk scene in England, and I love the way he reminds me of old newspapers

Speaking of Hobie, holy shit that guy was flirting with Miles. I know what you are (pls Hobie do u like enbies?)

"I hate the AM, I hate the PM (prime minister probably, idk for sure) AND I HATE LABELS" I love you

Daniel Kaluuya, thank you for your service.

Also Hobie and Gwen make such a funny friendship. But I don't ship them.

The themes of growing up, and Miles' parents being worried about Miles and the people he's with...I nearly cried in the theatre, and I don't normally cry during stuff.

You can just tell that black people were making the big decisions for this movie. Aaron and Rio asking Miles why he took the braids out. Jeff and Rio being like "On time means 5 minutes early", I felt so at home watching this movie. I'm not even from Brooklyn but I just felt so at home at all the interactions Miles had with his neighbors. Even the random storeowner.

Like ppl were speaking aave, using patois, Hobie's accent. And none of that was played for laughs (except for Hobie's lingo but that's a little different bc he's British)

I love how Miles' Ganke is so different from Peter Parker's Ganke. It's such a fun detail how Miles' Ganke was like "I'm not gonna be your guy in the chair".

I love that despite the general "Canon" for Spider Man, there are some differences! I love those intricate details!

And the way the lady in the office was so hasty to force the narrative of them "struggling" when that really wasn't the case? Hit real close to home. I just love the Davis-Morales family

I love the way that the Spot isn't like a general "mildly bad" villain like I originally assumed. I really thought he'd be kind of a "setup" villain, or something that they'd have to clean up and THEN Miles would take care of Miguel and them.

I especially love the way that The Spot is someone from the first movie, who we don't even know until his backstory is brought up.

His voice is also perfect too. He sounds like a complete loser.

Miguel O'Hara. Meet me outside, I just wanna talk

No For real though, he talks a lot of shit about Miles being "The Original anomaly" when his ass needs to inject himself with some kinda spider-fluid to maintain his powers??? Mind you, he tried to force himself into a reality that wasn't his.

This guy is just an A-class hater. What do you have against Miles, honestly???

On the subject of the Spider Verse I think it's so cool how there were so many callbacks to the original canon of Spiderman! I loved seeing the og live action Spider Men in the film too!

And the easter eggs! I couldn't keep up with them all!

Also, wtf was Childish Gambino there. I mean I'm not mad, I actually found Miles' staring at him really funny

I love Issa Rae's voice! But Jessica, queen, please don't fight, you is PREGNANT

Also idk why but for some reason I thought Jessica and Miguel were married in the beginning. Not completely sure.

Gwen being like "Can you adopt me?" when first meeting Jessica...She's so real

Also Gwen is so sososososo so so trans. It's so great

THE ENDING FUCKING DESTROYED ME ARE YOU KIDDING???? 42-Miles being the Prowler?? I'M NOT OKAY BUT I'M SO EXCITED to see what happens!!

But in all seriousness, all the feelings in the movie talked about and the the things left unresolved for the next movie is just. You can tell this was such a labour of love and all the animators were so happy and excited to work on it. I cannot wait for Beyond the Spider Verse!! I'm still buzzing!!

#ask #atsv spoilers #across the spiderverse

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litter-basket · 6 months

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episode 12 of million little times, available on all streaming services now!

here's the snippet.

“Hey,”

“ Hooooooly shitting fuck,” He said, almost tripping over himself as he stared at Peter. It felt like he was mapping him out with his eyes. He snapped in his face, breaking him out of the weird trance.

“My eyes are up here, buddy.” He teased. Deadpool breathed out a long exhale.

“I thought the twinning thing was cute, but damn is this an improvement.”

“I kept getting mixed up with this crazy street deviant. Got sick of correcting people, I guess.”

“ Crazy street deviant???? Wow. I thought we were friends.”

“Mmh, that’s debatable.”

“I’m being a good samaritan and everything! Don’t do me like this, Spides. You wound me.” Deadpool emphasized his point by gesturing behind Peter, directing his attention toward the guy who was still eating the concrete below him.

Right, he should probably deal with that.

He grabbed the man by the shoulders, hauling him up and against the brick wall in a sitting position. He looked a little more roughed up than Peter may have left him; a bloody nose dripping into a split lip and a welt underneath his eye that had already started darkening. He was knocked out, but at least he wasn’t dead. Peter webbed his head against the wall to keep it elevated, securing him with some extra webbing around his shoulders.

“I thought you hated vigilante work?” He noted, and Deadpool made an exaggerated gagging noise at him.

“Ugh, gross. Don’t call it that. I got bored waiting for you and heard this asshole being an asshole. So I, the only non-asshole in the room apparently, needed to step in.”

#peter parker #spiderman #deadpool #wade wilson #spideypool #marvel #ao3 #million little times #this is a short one that's mostly just them talking tbh #the plot is thickening though!#props to me for planning out the big mission

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someone-who-loves-kpop-saranghae · 7 months

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I'm not ticklish

For my dear @lunarleee ❤️

Thank you so much for your request!

(Sorry that it's so short 😭)

Ler: Yeonjun

Lee: Reader

Genre: Fluff, tickling

Warnings: This is about tickling, so if you don't feel reading it, don't do it.

Thanxxx

🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸

"So guys, I'm leaving now... Don't do anything I wouldn't do, okay?"

"That doesn't include much, Soobin! But finee"

"Ha-Ha! Bye now!"

"Bye Soobinie"

"Bye Soobin"

You heard the door being closed.

"So... we're alone now. Wanna do something?" Yeonjun asked.

You two were sitting on the floor in the living room and looked at the floor.

"Hmm... fine why not" you answered his question.

He clapped happily. "Wanna play Truth or dare?" he asked a bit mischievously.

"Uhmmm... sure"

"Okay you start" Yeonjun smiled.

"Truth or dare?" he asked you."Hm... truth" you responded.

He smirked.

"Okay fineeee.... hmm... What's the most embarassing thing that happened the last week?" he asked innocent.

"Oh- I ... um..." you were a bit shocked by this question but you then really needed to think about this because you didn't remember something specific.

"I don't remember something really embarassing but there was this one situation where I was shopping with my parents and I sat in the shopping waggon. Then we drove out of the shop to go to the car and there were two guys... they said 'Oh hi, you have bought something really pretty!' and looked at my parents and then at me.... I was kinda very embarassed by this...yeah" you explained then.

Yeonjun giggled. "That's cute!"

"Okay, now your turn Yeonjun! Truth or dare?" you asked.

You continued to play this came for a few rounds and it became very funny. Then it was his turn again.

"Truth or dare, Yeonjun?" you asked. "I pick truth" he said and looked at you expectantly.

"Hmm...are you... ticklish perhaps?" you asked, blushing a bit.

He giggled. "Yes I am, how about you?" he said smiling.

You blushed. "Ehm-No, I'm not."

Everyone who'd see you can tell how flustered you were. And so he did. And he took action ...

He gently poke your side.

"Ahhh" you squealed and hid your side from him. He smiled secretly, like he knew something... Well...

*Time Skip, 48 minutes later*

You and Yeonjun were sitting on the sofa next to each other now, watching the 3rd Spiderman movie together. You got bored of Truth or dare and had decided to watch a movie.

Yeonjuns arm was wrapped around your shoulders, your head was laying on his shoulder.

You two peacefully watched the movie, until Yeonjun got a bit bored and an evil idea formed in his head.

"Y/n....?" he said innocently.

"Uhm...yes?" you were a bit confused because he'd never just talk during a movie.

He smiled. "Are you sure you aren't ticklish?" The pretty boy just asked right away.

Your eyes widened. "Ye- Yes I am..." you said and nodded slowly. But he saw your blushing. Of course he did, pretty boy saw everything.

So he gently poke your side. Again.

"He-HEY aahhh" you squealed surprised.

"Aww sweetiee" he said and poke you again, faster. His arm was still wrapped around your shoulder, so you weren't able to get away from him.

"Stooohohoooop" you said and through your giggles you pouted.

"Aww fine, I'm sorry cutie" he said and pulled you closer (on the backseat of your rover) (sorry i love this song💀) (that was random ik) (😭).

You smiled softly up to him and let yourself fall over his lap, your back on his legs, your head on his arm, your legs stretched out on the sofa.

He then took his chance and sneaked a hand under your hoodie. "Hmphh" you mumbled.

The TXT member started now to scribble and spider all over your stretched, bare tummy, what made you squeal and squirm and explode in giggles.

"Ahhhhahahahaa heeehehehy Yeonjuuhhuhuuun noohohoho" you giggled.

"Awww sweetie! I think you ARE ticklish! ^^" he teased.

"I'm nooohohooot" you still refused to admit it... He smiled down at you softly but a bit evily.

"You'll see ^^" he said and scribbled and spidered over your sides too, what made your giggles and squeals become louder.

"nooOOo ahaahaAAHAHahah"

"Yes bby" He changed his technique again, he now clawed over your ribs and tummy.

"nAaaahahahahahhaaaooooo Yeonjun stooop" you giggled and squirmed around. He smiled.

"Just say it, darling"

"Fiihiihihiine I am ticklish ahahahahah just stooohohoohp now pleahahahse"

"That's it, sweetie!" he said proudly and stopped.

The young guy patted your head and looked into your red, flustered face.

"You're just too cute >~< I guess I gotta do this more often" he teased and you blushed.

"You're so meannnn" you whined.

"And you're my cute, lil ticklish baby" he smiled and wrapped his arms around you, pulling you in a big, cozy hug.

-End-

Soo...

Sorry that it is so short...

Really

And if it kinda sucks...

I wasn't very motivated to write the last days but you motivated me ^^ So I'ma try to write more often now, if I can deal with school 🥲

Anyways, thank you for reading it!

#kpop tickle #txt tickle #ler yeonjun #lee reader

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skylarstark4826 · 5 days

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I absolutely loved this beautiful Edit of Avatar 2 of the ship of the characters of Rotxo and Spider Socorro together especially because in it they are both kittens especially because that is adorable the truth and honestly also is that the kittens are really cute and adorable

By the way, this beautiful Edit of Spide Socorro's ship and Rotxo is not mine. And the credits are not for me. But he informed you that right here I am going to leave you the link of the true creator of this beautiful masterpiece of the ship of Spider Socorro and Rotxo on Twitter.

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kategarts · 6 months

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I've turned 26 right now today and I was feeling bad I hadn't post anything in a bit- so here's another spide' dude who's been in the OC files.

You likely know exactly who and what was an inspiration, aesthetically I also tried to go for a dark outlaw feel like a number of "creepy cowboy in shadow" types across media like Rattlesnake Jack, Caleb from Blood to an extent, etc. In short- he comes off as foreboding and creepy when only seeing him first, but actually talking to/interacting with him he's pretty easygoing and chill. He's part of a rock/metal band with other dudes I still need to draw - it'll prolly be called Deaths' Head unless I can think of something better :'D

Also I really like the lil crescent moon I was able to add in his hair, feels cute to me :>

#Aphonopelma johnnycashi #oc #original character #spider #original art #ocs #original content #original characters #arachnid #bug furry #johnny cash #expy

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cutespide · 9 months

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FINALLY finished this redraw of Byakuya! Really feel like I nailed the petals here and I love how the face turned out~

If you wanna see one hell of an improvement, check out more below!

Way old trad art version! I think I was in middle school.

Le gasp, secret message for you cool kids who to read more! 😎

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Simply follow my commission link above and select to purchase a commission. In the additional information area, include the code SPIDE20.

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incyrayinc · 7 months

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Spidops makeover/redesign!

(yessiree, I traced over the official art for this; I Am Tired, and it is just a concept)

I finally realized what it was that made this design feel underwhelming- it feels NAKEY!

The original colors feel pretty bland, and considering Tarountula wears the silk around it's body- Spidops feels kinda naked in comparison ;u;

SO, I gave it clothes befitting it's lore and inspiration as a 'stealth ops spider'! Leaf camo cloak made using actual leaves, and it's own silk!

also Spide Paws for Cute Points

Was originally gonna make it purple/black normally, but I think i found a way to make the yellower color work

#Inc's art #fanart #Spidops #Pokemon #pokémon #redesign #Paldea #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon sv

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nochi-quinn · 10 months

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candela obscura chapter 1 episode 2: hey entire table what the fuck

still enjoying matt in shirtsleeves

still weird that his wrists are naked

are his sideburns going grey? like under the bulk of his hair

this is a scene that jumped into matt's head fully formed and he has to give all the details

source: been there

auggie!

that's my son!

vexnvax syndrome strikes again

going 'yum' just as charlotte's art pops up: correct

if there's one thing anjali's going to do it's play a hot lady in period clothing

"I've been smoking since I was eight" "then you can find your own smokes"

"sir, ma'am - " "doctor"

mala: the three genders

is "otherwhere" like ffxiv and "anyroad" or is it like. a place.

if there's one thing laura's gonna do it's try to get a magical item out of the GM

thank you, howard

witcher potion

auggie, whose friend turned into an ice ghost not even a month ago: fuck you, werewolves aren't real

arlo: maybe SOME PEOPLE - not me - are just SHY - I'm not tho - and have TROUBLE with PEOPLE - except me, I'm fine

bidet

"let matthew know" snickersnort

"what's my name?"

your name is also matthew

I don't know why "make a sneak" makes me smile but it does

howard just faceplants in the background

the story's too long to tell here but one time a woman brained herself on a hamster cage in petsmart and that's all I could think of with the guard blocking auggie

this voice is very endearing

not weird but WEIRD weird

all this for a loaf of bread?

matt making up names off the top of his head

aha! drugs

oh no

Quite Betrothed

fate dating au

"have you ever seen boiled bacon?" revolting!

"I have moments where new information makes me somewhat uncomfortable" autism mood

"I'm gonna touch it" to "this was a mistake" pipeline

if any of them were gonna succeed this seems like where you would want to succeed

yeah, DEAD SCIENTISTS, HOWARD

howard is now craving bacon

I WAS JOKING

I also enjoy this voice very much

aha. veterans.

he is An Doctor

bottom table is ND as f u c k

channeling patrick loller from tiktok: "if you thank me for my service you have to give me $5"

pocket bacon!

yeah see, $5

"we're not doing Get Help"

and that's just what the couple did to the room!

oh shit it's the fuzz

"our first victorian shit!" robbie what

joke three people in the world will get: you can only poop in the designated areas

the whole table: howard no robbie: HOWARD YES

nose punch go CRUNCH

"HOWARD WENT ROGUE"

howard said acab

what is anjali feeding her dice

robbie do you want to tempt the wrath of the whatever

the secretary's a werewolf

with a very cute accent

"he was a horn player" "I bet he was"

"s e x u a l i n t e r c o u r s e"

howard

"I wanna take his badge" fearne lives

he ran into a doorknob"

"WHY DID YOU TALK"

"stairs is faster" confused me until I remembered some people can actually walk down stairs instead of having to take them one at a time, one foot then the other, while clinging to the rail for dear life

laura

the way my brain autofilled "stayed open during the pandemic"

"is he a tall lanky boy" tailed by slenderman

grumbles in public transportation

everybody gets to punch a cop!

cable car fun fact: I was reading dashiell hammet for the first time and had to google what a broadway car was bc he said it like 90 times in the first three pages

and I'm STILL not sure I got it right

"how do you know I'm OUP" "the everything about you"

"my name is gertrude! I mean ethel!"

"spend all the drives! you won't need them later!"

"steal the man of the cloth's cloth!"

[witcher voice] for your discretion

"if only you knew how I was making my money"

ty for not popping your shoulders out on stream anjali

(I originally said "popping them out" and decided specificity was necessary)

this music is a+

"first name trio" is a good name for a band

disco elysium crossover

"she's having an idea….and it hurts" mood

"SHE DID IT" my crackpot theory is vindicated

that is certainly a way to put it

eddie? eyes emoji?

ashley very quietly reaching for her pencil

bacon plague!

banana spiders

"make sure you bring your hand with you"

c o n s u m e

"I've been working on this really great YA novel" MATTHEW I have already snorted lemonade through my nose once tonight, you can't say shit like that

ARLO

AUGGIE

I love them

why was my only thought AT THE OPERA TONIGHT

"do I recognize her as a TA?" "she's an ex-student" you get how that's worse, right

you have buried the lede slightly arlo

anjali: "I shouldn't curse" matt: who told you that shit

"that's poor people talk"

classism!

arlo

"THAT MAN TOUCHED MY BREAST"

"JEEEEEEEMY GOD"

we never should have given matt buttons

matt you live in LA you're giving them all trauma

kickin buddies

[pounding table] werewolf weREWOLF

that's. not a werewolf.

that's a bloodborne monster

just the panicked yelling dlkfjls

I too yell wordlessly when forced to make decisions

"until it was trying to merge with your body" hate THAT wording

hey matt what the fuck

HEY MATT WHAT THE FUCK

"if I'm still aliVE YOU NERDS HELP ME" bakugocore

"its own viscosity" despise it

hey. hey howard. whatcha doin.

[justin mcelroy voice] DON'T DRILL A HOLE IN YOUR HEAD

DON'T YOU PUN RIGHT NOW

hey robbie what the F U C K

"a gun! :D"

hey. hey arlo. hey arlo whatcha doin

some fullmetal alchemist shit is what

I hate everything about this

laura has just decided all her characters are coloring books now

"this arm doesn't have function anymore" oh mood

"takE IT, ROBBIE"

"you just do. what other choice is there?" hey I don't need this right now

hey howard what the fuck

HOWARD'S HAUNTED

see this is why you don't drill a hole in your head, you get ghosts

#candela obscura #critical role #spoilers #crititag #candelatag #liveblog #reaction post

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