an intense hatred of capitalism vs an intense love of trinkets
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CRYPTID IN JULY IS HERE!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
This year's list has some new dudes and some old favorites. The goal is the same: create something for each prompt, any medium, no pressure to do them all. Tag with #CryptidinJuly or #CryptidInJuly2023 so I can reblog everything!
Have fun!
For a thread of info about each cryptid I have a link to my Twitter in my bio.
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society was a grand idea until the wrong people started making all the decisions
time to grow some tusks
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https://www.etsy.com/listing/1193010257/block-print-sew-on-patch-support-your
The new patches are in my shop.
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I am germlin
Excellent!
In that case, your complimentary jar of dirt and several snails will be arriving to your location in 3-5 business days. Do not ask how we know your location. The crows told us.
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Jersey devil I did!! Made for a friend. Pattern will be up soon....
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i cannot tell if i am a cryptid because of autism, xenogender or otherkin. maybe its all three
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brb doing hot girl shit (feeding and befriending the various crows within my own backyard)
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Someone called me a ‘very polite cryptid’ today. I think it was because I asked for a white gel pen and it was the first time I had spoken to anyone that semester
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throwing copies of this into my fellow Autistic people's enclosures for enrichment.
(Yes, of course it can apply to other neurodivergences, like ADHD, no need to ask.)
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I have this pair of hyper realistic goat horns. I figured out how to wear them so that my hair covers the headband perfectly and I just so happened to own a bunch of flannel and live in a forest.
sometimes, in the evening or afternoon, I will don my satyr horns and go up to the road in the woods near my house. Then, I wait for cars to pass. The baffled expressions and double takes from the drivers are just…. beautiful.
I hope to become a folktale, an urban legend.
Long story short, be your own local cryptid.
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I just want to give a lil kiss in the forehead to whoever started writing cartoonish sleeping sounds as honk shoo mimimi honk shoo mimimi
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