#control me like a sim

[chronically-ghosted]

house to myself tonight. wine, chocolate, finishing laundry, aaaand:

(I will liveblog my reactions)

#taylor talks #doing a poll bc i want to put my fate into your hands #control me like a sim #comandante veracruz #tovar #agent juan badillo #maxwell lord #frankie morales #javi gutierrez #din djarin #pedro pascal character #was considering putting max phillips but i think amazon is starting to get suspicious of how many times i've watched it already

[reunitedinterlude]

lean (1, 2, 3)

#a non-exhaustive list ofc. like me looking at moments to choose like Huh there sure have been a lot of leans #dan and phil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #amazingphil #phil lester #danandphilgames #dpgdaily #dnp gifs #my gifs #gamingmas #gamingmas2023 #compilation #DIL'S MIND CONTROL STRIPPING - Dan and Phil Play: Sims 4 (38) #BATTLE OF THE BALLS - Dan vs. Phil: Golf With Friends #Dan and Phil are Getting Divorced - It Takes Two (1)

[jewishjon]

Look, I love Jon as much as the next person but I think some of you have gone so far along the ‘Jon is a sad little man who did nothing wrong’ route that you’ve genuinely forgotten all the times he held power in a situation or like. Made a decision that hurt people

#yes Jon was in a terrible situation where he was manipulated and was often powerless and blamed for things he had no control over #yes there have been times where the fandom has been overly critical of Jon and it’s ok to try to combat that #but that does not mean Jon is completely powerless and ‘stupid’ and did nothing wrong!!!! #the entire Point of tma is that the morality of your actions and their results cannot be simply defined as good or bad #Jon was just a person who tried and sometimes failed #also it was a pretty big part of s5 that Jon was the most powerful person in the world. like. did we forget about the murders or #AND the stalking AND him being a totally arse to Martin in s1 #anyway I understand where the poor little meow meow characterisation comes from but to me it’s just doing a disservice to Jon #ugh I can’t believe I’m kinda engaging in discourse #gonna be brave and maintag this: #tma #the magnus archives #Jon sims #be nice to me pls

[oaksapling]

Bhadriya, the Dark Urge

#someone fucked up and let me get a hold of the camera mod its time to never finish the game ever and just take pics #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 durge #*makes the camera controls just like the sims 3 camera controls*

[matchalovertrait]

Dulce received a more official diagnosis. The psychiatrist says she has dyslexia. Fortunately, Dulce has been doing better in school over the past few years. She is slowly being phased out of special education but will still seek speech therapy and tutoring at school.

#giiiiirrrllllll we got something in common!! #fun fact (not so fun tbh) about me: I have a speech impediment and I was in speech therapy for 9 years for my stutter #emphasis on “have” so ik first-hand that therapy isn't a cure-all despite its benefits #so just know that Dulce still struggles even tho it looks like she has everything under control #i just don't want her character to be confined to her diagnosis #but it is important to her journey #dulce alegria #matchalovertrait #tjolc #tjolc gen 1 #tjol challenge #sims 4 #sims #sims 4 legacy #sims 4 gameplay #ts4

[morrigan-sims]

don't you dare forget the rose has thorns

aka, a horror/dark fantasy-inspired take on a flower sim.

(alt title: aren't you tired of being a sweet little flower girl? don't you want to go apeshit?)

#ts4 #the sims 4 #sims 4 CAS #ts4 CAS #adventures in cas #my sims #cas #fantasy sims #ts4 fantasy #sims 4 fantasy #someone told me she looks like if sleeping beauty took control of the roses and became a villain and I fucking love that idea. #I wanted her to have roots under her skin and little bloody thorns coming out of her but alas. CC does not exist for such a thing.

[aurorangen]

Morning stroll before he goes off to work

#ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 legacy #postcard legacy #postcard gen 2 #height sliders are starting to piss me off #its so messy to control w poses but im still gonna continue using it #leilani kahananui by duusheen #bryce reichmann #im speeding up things #not gonna be a lot of pregnancy posts #literally freegan was 2 posts ahaha!! #i want to be at a point where you will see the baby!! like next post! #next time or next gen i will properly play through pregnancy #im gonna be on a break so im too impatient to play through it #i just want next gen to be born before the end of the month #ideally at toddler stage but no promises!!

[godofthestupid]

I tried to incorporate as much of what LAM taught in Gamma's stream as possible

With my limited Japanese I still somehow understood a lot of what was said and could piece the rest together from context,though I might need to rewatch the stream incase I missed something

#I upgraded my skills! #I trully am a sim it seems #wonder who controlls me... #anyway Gamma is incredibly cool and y'all need to watch him #and LAM is like a damn god of art #I need to do more art style studies of this guy's art #and Gamma's too #art #holotempus #fanart #holostars #digital art #illustration #vtuber #gamma #holostars gamma #LAM #anime #mangaka #hololive #holopro #art style study #art study #study #godofart

[konakoro]

Hilarious how I've been following the development for Militsioner for years now, and talk about it online seemed pretty concentrated to the Steam page and Discord channel. Yet the moment the devs mention that, yes, you have the option to romance the thousand-foot-tall policeman, THAT'S when I'm seeing more people talk about it.

The internet loves romancing weird things lol

#militsioner #video games #dumb stuff #i like immersive sims so that and the concept itself was what first hooked me #tho rip voice controls. wanted to see how fast i could get squashed by saying acab to his face 😔 #if i have some spare income after paying rent I'm going to pledge to their patreon so i can play the demo

[windermeresimblr]

The Bachelor Beaumaris resumes tomorrow. Planned posting schedule below the jump.

3/21: The "maybe babies" of Isadora and Gregory. I don't think you need a crystal ball to predict they'll be dark-haired and sassy. Plus, a decompression day for the household since I'm still a little shell-shocked by the slap.

3/22: Our second challenge, and our second rose ceremony!

3/23: The "maybe babies" of Gregory and whoever loses on Friday, another decompression day, and then our third challenge and our third rose ceremony!

3/24: The "maybe babies" of Gregory and whoever loses on Saturday, another decompression day, and then the fourth challenge and the fourth rose ceremony.

After that, we'll see if I can get a second third fourth (???th) wind.

#the bachelor beaumaris #I am forcing myself to play the game instead of pose my sims like dolls #it's VERY HARD for me to give up control and also to send sims home

[thedreadvampy]

so me and Sam FINALLY watched the last season of Capaldi's Who

and tell me how, after literally over a decade and for perhaps the first time in his fucking career, Steven Moffat wrote a not just tolerable but really actually good two-parter and fully stuck the landing. like the editing and pacing were still a bit off but the storyline was original, fun, interesting and emotionally invested, and most importantly, rather than ending on a damp fart or the most furious autofellatio in history, the final part didn't fumble it and ended in a way that felt emotionally satisfying and like it made sense for the characters. like the last time he successfully wrapped up a multiparter in a way that didn't feel cheap and hollowly disappointing to me was literally The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances, and a) that was in 2005 and b) tbh The Doctor Dances is about a tenth as compelling and memorable as The Empty Child.

so after 12 years of either hackery or great ideas that fall apart in the second act, Steven Moffat writes what I would genuinely consider to be a memorable Good Doctor Who serial. it ends with bittersweet pathos, a solid closer for all the main characters, and sends Moffat's showrunning career out on a genuine high despite failing ratings and budget cuts (and the fact Doctor Who hasn't been consistently good since about 2009). good job Steve. with grudging respect I admit you pulled it out of the bag on this one.

wait what's this there's one more episode left? and it stars Mark Gatiss? and you literally spend the whole episode inexplicably just shitting all over the legacy of Doctor Who by inventing a version of the First Doctor that bears literally no resemblance to the character that William Hartnell actually played, just so you can spend the whole episode saying misogynistic things to run yourself off to how much more Totally Feminist your version was than the version you made up in your head of what Doctor Who was like in the 60s? and it added literally nothing to the season except to take all the wind out of the sails of the actually good finale you already wrote?

even when he writes a good episode this fucker still finds ways to disappoint me.

#red said #as I remembered it is by a LONG shot the best that Doctor Who has been under Moffat and I do think giving Capaldi more creative control #helped a lot. cause he's a massive nerd and also he approximately knows how to construct a story. #bill is the first female companion Moffat has ever written with an actual fucking personality #(even if being mean that personality is maybe kind of just what you'd get if you put rose Martha and Donna in a blender) #(at least she's not a blank slate with the words SASSY. SEXY. written on it) #matt Lucas is genuinely surprising bc despite hating the man it's kind of impossible to not like Nardole by the end?? #michelle gomez finally gets some room to get her Anthony Ainley on and be the Master PROPERLY #i was hooting and clapping my hands at the John Sim Master's dumb disguise #like the cast is GREAT #(and while he still can't shut the fuck up about her at least Moffat isn't shoving River fucking Song down my throat 24/7) #buuuuuuuut uhhhh the politics are. incoherent and the vibes are rancid in a lot of the episode plots. #they clearly WANT to do Social Commentary but weirdly keep bringing up colonialism and capitalism and then taking the side of the baddies? #how are you doing to do a piece about the British Empire colonising Mars with a posh villain and a whole comparison to the British Raj #then come down on the side of the British state? same with the ninth legion piece? and the zombie spacesuit one is fun #but it wraps up with 'and then they complained to upper management and capitalism ended forever the end' #uhhhhh in the one with the microbot colony again we conclude the Morally Correct Answer is colonialism #don't get me started on the monks plot which is a) literally just ripping off the Year That Never Was but without the emotional impact #but also b) has some really weird and genuinely fucked up ideas about both geopolitics and uhhhh consent???? #so yeah the philosophical core is either incoherent or Fucking Horrendous in almost every episode #it's frequently derivative but tbh that's often to its benefit bc it vibes like trying to figure out what actually makes episodes memorable #and the budget is clearly cut to the bone bc the visual effects look worse than 2005 and the post edits are really weird and janky #like the pacing and ordering is weirdly off and a lot of the shot to shot transitions are awkward or confusing. #plus the sound design in the first few eps is. unhinged. it sounds like offbrand versions of standard stings it's all just Slightly Wrong #but for real i liked it more than I've liked any other season of Moffat Who. it's messy incoherent and often politically INFURIATING #but it has some actual heart and energy. and it feels like doctor who. and i would say moffat is spending like 10% as much time #wanking over his own past triumphs (and Alex Kingston) #and a lot more time like. trying to write something which works. he's not like successful 100% of the time. or even 50%. #but there's a lot more warmth and creativity. mackie capaldi and lucas have actual chemistry as a core cast #and i think it helps that everyone in the core cast is SO PSYCHED TO BE THERE. like it just wasn't a slog like all Moffat's other seasons.

[youremyonlyhope]

Weird intense sertraline dreams are super real side effect.

#zoloft #sertraline #i just took a nap from like 9pm-ish to 11pm #i had a dream with a whole bunch of youtubers in it and i have no clue why #i think i made up like half of them just from names i've heard while others were people i either still watch or just used to watch #and there were LEVELS to this dream that i didn't even fully realize until like 30 minutes after waking up #like one youtuber was being called by another name yet they still had drama with another who was there #and it took me remembering the dream to realize that that drama was somewhat real but the different name made me not notice at first #it was WEIRD. also at one point i was living in like a campus or something but there were different climates like every 20 feet #like snow but also multiple pools and a weird like rollercoaster but you walk/slide in it... this is vaguely still coming back to me #also a weird sauna i was in then someone helped me out of it #and LITERALLY as if i was playing the sims i felt my consciousness almost like press buttons to change the POV #and the 'camera' left my eyes and moved to the outside of the sauna so i watched the person carry my sleeping body out #and i'm just NOW remembering that part and being like... what... i mean i literally intentionally changed the camera controls of my dream #guys i am hennaing my hair i was supposed to rinse it out at like 10:30ish but slept through that so i've had it in for an extra hour #which is fine. i like the more intense color. but i've been slowly remembering bits and pieces of this dream #for the last 45 minutes and it's so weird i need to somewhat document it #because it was like 4 different plotlines and the youtuber one was only one of them and the campus thing was another #oh my god i just remembered clark baxtresser from starkid was in the campus part and he was singing and i was like chasing him #through the rollercoaster (or maybe just sliding behind him?) and singing along and i think i dreamt that part due to VHS Christmas Carol #that JUST came back to me. that was such a weird aspect. i think i thought it was weird even in the moment. #i haven't remembered most of the weird sertraline dreams so i'm glad i put down bits of this one

[mukamibabe]

What do u think karlheinz 3 wives or just cordelia would react to karl falling inlove with a guy?

Srry fot another request, im just rlly down bad for him

uhhh . ok. am i officially back? not uhh,, not really but all i know is: i can answer this one. whether i answer more, i have no idea- my amount of free time has run thin but i do know that i could do this pretty quickly. therefore! here you go!

no warnings other than.. the diamoms are.. the diamoms. they're not angels,, and uh cordelia is especially awful. that being said, tread carefully? i still never know how to warn about any works regarding this series bc.. it’s dark?? lol dl is it’s own warning.

cordelia is in complete denial. i mean, she can hardly believe karl loves anyone but her, and i highly doubt she took the news lightly. i also imagine her having a slight suspicion, because lets just say karl isn't exactly shy when it comes to spending time with his newfound love. sure, it might not be like.. extreme pda, but .. cordelia knows. she claims she does, at least. she thinks she knows this man to his very core, as he knows her. also, there's just.. something about the look in karl's eyes that makes her feel a sort of betrayal.

she keeps this info to herself for a while, but if anyone were to look closely, it won't be hard to realize that cordelia's being especially clingy as of late. it already hurts her pride enough, knowing that karlheinz has two other wives. but, for her beloved karl to be interested in a guy?? it's not something she could have even imagined, and it irks her more than anything. especially if karl's interested in a very .. 'plain' looking person. which is kind of hard anyways because cordelia has ridiculously high standards. will that stop her from trying to seduce them, though? definitely not.

cordelia will .. 99% at least attempt to sway the heart of both karlheinz (as per usual) and karl's love interest. and, if the seduction thing doesn't work on him? she'll make sure everyone in this messy situation is miserable. if she can't be happy with karl, no one else can be.

beatrix is shocked, but you will hear and see none of it. stone faced as always, no matter how she finds out of the news, she won't respond in anyways. deep down, i genuinely think she would be unbothered. in fact, she almost admires both karlheinz and his lover- it's a bold move. especially when there's so much... baggage involved. and by that, i mean : cordelia, christa + karl's millions of kids.

she's not supportive, nor is she against it. beatrix has always been one to stick to herself, and i highly doubt her and karl's new love interest will interact often, or at all, period, but truthfully, she wishes his new lover luck. she won't get in their way, but she knows there are others who will.

also i still.. i still feel that energy from her. who's to say she doesn't have a secret lady lover??? hm??

christa's heartbroken, but she would be no matter who karlheinz got with. she's .. going through a lot. like, a ton. it was hard for her to accept the fact that he had previous wives, but, with karl’s reassurance that she’s his true love, everything is okay. christa trusts karlheinz, at least, on some days, so .. there’s no way he could love anyone but her. i imagine christa being the last to find out, for some reason. i mean, i guess it makes sense because she’s kind of isolated and like.. locked away most of the time but.. idk. there’s also a part of her that literally will not process it. ..it makes her mental state in an entirely worse state than it was already, for multiple reasons. first, karl lied to her. did he? she is the one he loves the most, so why..?? ?why is she hearing all this stuff about him having a new lover?? with a guy, at that, too.. she’s in denial for the longest time but it’s also because she genuinely doesn’t believe it. hell, she doesn’t even know if she’s just hearing lies or not- even if she saw physical proof, i feel like she’d think she was hallucinating or something. 

once she’s past all of that, she shuts herself off. she’s completely heartbroken. empty. there was a part of her deep down that felt like karl never truly loved her, but at least she knew she was the favorite wife - again, as per karl’s reassurance.

honestly, if she were in a better mental state, i can see her genuinely worried for this guy. she loves karl, or at least harbors some sort of true feeling towards him, and her pity for his new lover isn’t out of hatred, it’s an actual concern. as much as she loves her husband, christa is very well aware that he’s never up to any good, and there is a part of her, deep down, that would feel bad for his new partner.

#queued post #this is awkward ok . i know. i disappeared. again. #and: again. it's hard for me to .. keep everyone updated socially. i know;; im sorry #this . i guess was written purely on a whim? #idk. i just felt like it wasn't going to be too challenging and i could whip it up really fast lol #idk ok i wrote this impulsively ig #umm in the meantime: im not too into dl . does that surprise you? bc it shouldn #-'t my interests are always changing. give me a month and i'll find another interest too lmao #right now i guess it's obey me?? but i just found this dating sim game??? idk what it is exactly but it's called blooming panic #if you know about it.. HJhjdfhs is my response. im;; ;im love toaster;;; ; 😳 DJFKSJHHDSF #karlheinz sakamaki #karlheinz #cordelia sakamaki #christa sakamaki #beatrix sakamaki #god writing this.. and having the self control to not mention my oc?? how epic of me #i can't help it jdkhgf i hear diamoms and i send my girl out like a hound DKJSFKDH #skjdfjksdfh im sorry im done #idk when i'll be back but as always i appreciate your guys's patience. idk why *talking* has to be my biggest challenge but .. the world kne #w i'd be too powerful JFDHFJSDH im jk #Diabolik Lovers #diabolik lovers headcanons #male!reader

[sweetronancer]

cleaning your room at almost like 1am is so fun icl like im using this motivation to do something even more productive than writing, who wouldve thought?

#percy pauses and yaps for a little #im like a sim #i felt horrible #i hate when my rooms a mess #but it isnt really something i can control because i share a room with my sister #and she doesnt clean her side up at all #so like i have the only clean side #but it was really screwing me up

[porschethemermaid]

I hope you're having a wonderful day. ☺️

I've liked Enhypen since they debuted. But Dark Blood has turned me fully Engene. I have tried to pick a bias and I just can't. ㅋㅋㅋ

I'm just curious. Who is your bias and who is your wrecker?

Thank you for asking sweety, I am doing fine 😃

You see picking a bias in Enhypen was a serious headache, like i seriously struggled picking ㅋㅋㅋ

But, I finally settled with Jungwonie as my bias and the rest of the clowns as my bias wreckers ㅋㅋㅋ Can't deny, I love them all <3

#enhypen kpop #enhypen #yang jungwon enhypen #jungwon #enhypen jungwon #yang jungwon #enhypen heeseung #lee heeseung #enhypen jay #park jeongseong #enhypen jake #sim jaeyun #enhypen sunghoon #park sunghoon #enhypen sunoo #kim sunoo #enhypen nishimura riki #nishimura riki #yang garden just gives me too much cuteness aggression but also has me wheezing when he acts up on stage like control ypirself #you know your members are already hunting for our lives #can't you spare us leader-nim?

[wiidoodles]

we interrupt our feral posting for a good boy

#infamous second son #eugene sims #Fanart #wii sketches #i love eugene but look me in the eyes and tell me that boy doesnt have chronic resting bitch face #everyone thinks fetch would be but no #its eugene #fetch is mean bc she likes to be #eugene would be mean bc he cant controll his facial expressions #he's still my baby boy tho <3