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Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It's usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.

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He's very pretty! This is a gorgeous guy! 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) dir. Gil Junger

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herons would love middle aged man fishing culture i think

do you understand my vision

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What if years after the last post, Ted the Caver suddenly updates. And instead of it mentioning any spooky happenings or whatever, he says he was doing jail time because it turns out he was trespassing on federal land, and just forgot to update it when he was released.

That would be the best possible route for any continuation

#dumb stuff #creepypasta #tbh i do not want ted the caver to ever update because... bro that's the point #that is literally the point of its story being told via blog #but consider this alternative - it would be funny

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I love them your honor

#fr

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Mined craft

#fr #flight rising #minecraft #fr dragon share #fr scries #best i could with a quick scry #colors aren't 1:1 but it's there in theory

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Pondering my ancient orb

#fr

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new species upon ye

#fr

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everyone talking about isopods, armadillos, or those small lizards are wrong

consider:

#fr

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Rancid

#follow my art blog dammit

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You ever just be minding your own business and suddenly... alligator instinct

Want to bite something with all my jaw strength

#dumb stuff #idk I'm just sitting here #the sudden desire to go compeltely feral and bite something until my jaw gets tired

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I think people have forgotten what an album is supposed to be

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💀Cause I’m the World Ender, Baby🔥

Final version! Wanted to make one with more evergreen text for… poster purposes….

#lord huron

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#horror movies #og and h20 i will love you always and forever #2 is there as well i guess...

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#horror movies

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Hey remember that time Regina George fought Oppenheimer on a plane? Yeah me too that was weird.

#red eye