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damconcha · 3 months
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One of my favorite things about the ASL Brothers is the fact that Ace was the one brought out the sake and proposed becoming brothers.
Not Luffy or Sabo but Ace.
Ace, who believes he is unlovable, Ace who believes that his blood is dirty, Ace who believes that he didn’t deserve to be born, Ace who thinks that his life is worthless, Ace who believes that his mere existence is a crime.
And yet Ace saw these two boys and approached them without apprehension or fear of rejection even though he was proposing something as irrevocable, something as bonding as brotherhood
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azover · 4 months
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3ra vez que mando el mismo mail al hospital contestenme hijos de puta
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the-watching-void · 2 months
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<Attached is a photo of Echo the sylveon, Rye, and the breadlings (fidough-eevee hybrids) Concha and Pandesal all sleeping in a pile of blankets>
They're all so cute
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napo-con-fritas · 2 months
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pendejo de mierda mi hermano, pidió empanadas para todos los amigos y no fue capaz de pedirme dos empanadas de carne la puta que lo parió
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"MY CONCHA."
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We have arrived!!! I had to display my Lotería Pokémon blanket! It’s so beautiful here!! I missed camping!!!
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maiteo · 1 year
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I see you're fluent in spanish 🤭
naurrr ahsjka im not🤭 pls don’t gas me
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obxsprincess · 2 months
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Ok but Luke and a Latina gf (thinking Aphrodite cabin or something) and he’s just soo turned on when she speaks Spanish and loves her cooking ofc (girl I can barely cook but still lol)
˖ ᡣ𐭩 ⊹ ࣪ ౨ৎ˚₊ luke and his aphrodite!latina girlfriend
us latina girls need sum love !! <3 (same btw jgvnjgcvgcx)
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one thing every camper knew the smell of was your cooking !! just making u feel calm n collected you always volunteered… wearing ur pink apron n collecting all the ingredients for vanilla sugar conchas !! but ugh ofc luke was distracting u… like always ! little did ur pretty self know he intentionally locked ur cabins kitchen doors… sure hes a bit pussydrunk on his baby… a bit as in he can’t go a day without your slick pussy or he’ll go insane… or your angel laced accent…
hands wrapped around your waist n adoring your tan complexion in purple hickies :(( hands kneading ur plush bottom n the fat of your hips…
“mierda- luke if you can’t see m’trying to roll these into the right shape!” n he knows much much better than to play off his girls glare… but your spanish accents so fuckin’ sweet… and his cock swells in his pants… greedy for his baby. all sly bringing your hips against him n nonchalantly grinding his bugle against ur ass !! hard n swollen…
n your body betrays u ! pretty cunt becoming messier by the second cus !! ugh! :(
“luke i- no puedo concentrarme!” (I can’t concentrate) all swatting n rolling ur eyes all bratty but his arms just trap your body !!!
all resistant n giggling, pretty hands covered in dye ! (ur making pink covered conchas ofc) and was luke even hearing u?? nuzzled in ur neck… u gasp n he bends u ever so slightly over the counter…
“mhm fuckin’ love when you speak spanish baby- fu-ck its hot ma don’t mind me princess just keep working,”
as if ur panties arnt all soaking n damp ! sticking to ur glistening cunt… n his deep voice isn’t helping ! :((
“or are ya’ mhm looking for something ma?”
“lukeee- tal vez-” (maybe-) u speak !! luke kicks your legs apart… teasing the cute wet spot growing on your panties !
“well gotta help my girl out then, mhm? yea- fuckkk I need you on my face- needa’ fuckin taste you-”
n one thing about luke !! is hes always giving you a countertop to grip onto so he can eat your drooling little cunt from the back… wanting to be covered in ur essence !
n he delves into his pretty girls puffy folds !! sucking n probing n eating… n by the end only sum of the dough is left ! the rest smeared all over your inner shaky thighs… his sugared tongue diving into your sweet sweet hole <3
… u squeal n whimper mierda (shit) n joder (fuck) until your glossy n sobbing eyes shut !! n swollen cunt flutter around his tongue !!
its only fair that he has you kitty lick the creamy cum leaking from his boxers, right princess? or just finger it right inside your pulsating entrance <3
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mirthcrowned · 2 years
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sometimes i'll come across something that is SO idris (my warrior of light) and i scramble to save it somehow. i may not talk about her on main or on her aesthetic side blog but i love her so much it hurts.
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cosmic-spider · 6 months
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Jax x mexican fem reader
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He finds you accent funny( if you have one.) especially when you pronounce stores and other thing.
 He finds it funny when you don’t remember the name of something and you just say  agárra me el dese.(get me the thing) it makes him giggle a bit every time.
On the other hand, he does hate it whenever you take off your shoe and start hitting him with it. (He still doesn’t understand how a slipper or a shoe can become a lethal weapon in less than two seconds.)
He still doesn’t understand how you’re able to hit him perfectly on the head when he’s trying to run away from you before you hit him.( later on starts to ask you how to do it so you can hit other people from far away for a prank)
He loves it whenever you sing in your language either in front of the others, or even just by yourself in your room when you think no one is listening to you.( Not that he will ever tell you he dose)
He keeps your room key very close to him at all times in case he hears you start singing in your room by yourself so he can just come in and or peep through the door and listen to you sing.
I also find it fascinating on how many different ways you can dance just one song. Still doesn’t understand how you can move your feet so fast or so fluently especially your hips.
Almost ever fight the two of you have is just you getting pissed off of his jokes, and you cussing him out in Spanish, which were some reason Caine has not censored. Then him yelling at you saying “I don’t speak Taco Bell! “And then you just get pissed off and just start hitting him with your slippers/shoe.
He does love your cooking on the other hand not that he would actually tell you directly. Every now and then he’ll give a comment, saying it was good, or nice. Will eat through the pain of the spicy food. ( Will be drinking so much milk and water that he can find the moment he get out of you eyesight.)
Still doesn’t understand the nickname you call him by conejo morado.( purple bunny)
As a s/o
Loves it whenever you come to his defense and cuss whoever is bothering him. It warms is heart seeing you do that. You’re actually defending. He covered his face whenever you ask him if he’s OK since he’s blushing under the covered up part of his face with his hand.
Find that funny whenever something goes wrong on the dates that you make for the two of you.
Some of the stories about how you grow up and how your siblings active during parties in for piñata’s terrifying him.
Especially since he’s not a kid person. He could just imagine the horror trying to take care of kids that Literally run around and hit each other over candy that comes out of a piñata.( Wonders how you even survive that growing up)
Find the face smashing into birthday cake, tradition hilarious. Wants to try it on you until you told him the story where you literally gave your cousin a blackeye because of it.( things twice about ruining your birthdays now.)
Purposely does things to piss you off just so you can cause I’m out in Spanish he just stays there and looks at you with a smirk, face and flirts with you more to get your even more pissed off try to run away afterward, but gets hit in the head with a slipper.
Absolutely adores it  whenever you make  pan dulce (Mexican sweet breed.) Hid favorite is conchas, galletas, cono, y poquito with some coffee in the morning.
Finds the stories, you tell him about cookouts, funny and entertaining, especially on long and boring days that he has or when you tell him that someone got into a fight.
Both of you start drama and problems for the others. Then watch it on falls on the sidelines. 
Is always impressed on how fast you can run whenever someone gets abstracted. ( like he’s a rabbit and he can run pretty fast, but damn, can you out run him any day)
Hates it whenever you start the cleaning ritual every Sunday or what you believe. It’s a Sunday.(especially when you start singing and blasting music out of nowhere, or when you go into his room, even though he had all the keys and other ways to get into his room.) Its his nightmare
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madlittlecriminal · 3 months
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[01] Secret Ingredient⥓ Mafia!Miguel O'Hara × Female!Baker!Reader
Warnings: mention of Dana (this is not comic accurate), talks of gold digging, talks of missing breakfast (miguel), mention of killing
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Your day was pretty slow. The only customers you had throughout the day were for cake testing or birthday cakes. Either way, you reached your goal and were satisfied with the work for the day.
At least, when it comes to the outside world as it was now 10:43pm and you were waiting for the ovens to cool down as you cleaned your kitchen. After washing the dishes and mopping the floors, you took off your apron, putting it on the hook in the kitchen before wiping your face. You cleaned off your chalkboard and double checked the ovens before closing them and grabbing your things along with your dessert box for the club workers across the street after locking your bakery up.
Little did you know when you entered, he was there in the VIP section.
His whiskey went down the wrong pipe, causing him to choke after spitting the drink out.
Obviously, not one of his best moments, but he was thankful he removed the carpet because it would be one hell of a mess he'd have to clean up.
"Everything alright, boss?" Lyla asked, tilting her head to the side and adjusting her heart shaped glasses.
Miguel gave her a nod, but his eyes were glued onto you as you smiled at the bartender, denied a drink and made your way out.
"Oh..." Lyla teased as she poked Miguel's shoulder. "Someone has his eyes on the baker from across the street. I don't blame you, she's gorgeous." She giggled and rested her elbows on her knees as she leaned forward. "Also, this will probably be the first time I see you with a woman."
"No, you've seen me in a relationship before."
"She does not count! I didn't like her." Lyla crossed her arms and rolled her eyes.
"And why not?" He furrowed his brows as he looked at his right hand and best friend.
"She was ignorant and a gold digger."
"She was not."
"The fact that she wanted her name plastered on this club, which is your popular club by the way, is enough to prove she's a gold digger. Remind me how the relationship ended."
Miguel sighed, knowing Lyla was right. "She broke up with me because I refused to give her some of my profits from my businesses."
"Exactly. However, the darling from across the street has her own business so she's making her own money. Plus, she's a baker! I saw you munching on her conchas after the meeting this morning. When did you even get it?"
"It was almost lunch time, and I haven't eaten all day. After you left the club, I came by and reimbursed everyone. I ate them and then told Jessica to get a new register for the club."
"Now, why would you tell her to do it knowing she's going to pop her baby out pretty soon?" Lyla crossed her arms.
"She picked it out and Noir helped carry it for her." He explained, gaining a nod from Lyla.
"Good, but now I need to know. How suave were you with the baker?" She tucked a strand of her hair behind her ear, the romantic in her making an entrance.
"If stuttering and hardly saying a word until telling her to keep the change and that I didn't need a receipt was suave, then I guess I did pretty well." He leaned back against the navy velvet couch, groaning to himself as he realized his mistake.
"Hold on. The man that can make a deal as if were as easy as making a bowl of cereal, can..." she lowered her voice before continuing, "kill a man without flinching, couldn't speak to her?" She glared at him in confusion.
"So?"
"Miguel, you spoke to Dana without an issue."
"Well, this one is different!" He rubbed his temples. "No sé qué es, pero sé que ella es diferente en comparación a Dana." (I don't know what it is, but I know she's different compared to Dana.)
Lyla smirked. "You got bit by a huge love bug, Mig. Now, would you say it's love at first sight or are you just attracted to her?"
"I'm very attracted to her, but I want to get to know her first before I declare if it's love." He explained before running his fingers through his hair. "I just don't know how that'll happen if I can't get one word out that isn't rushed or broken from a stutter."
"Just one question. Didn't you say you wanted to expand your businesses?" Lyla asked, tilting her head to the side, a strand of her hair falling in front of her heart shaped glasses.
"Yeah?"
"And didn't you say you were interested in 'Love Language' because they made money compared to other bakeries near you or any other business?"
"What are you saying?"
"I'm just saying, I thought you were glad Dana ended things because you don't mix business with pleasure." She shrugged, causing Miguel to pinch the bridge of his nose.
"Ya dígame, Lyla. What's your point?!"
"Do me a favor and look across the street and tell me the name of the bakery."
Miguel rolled his eyes before peaking his head out of the VIP area towards the glass doors of his club. The streetlights illuminated the burgundy letters on the cream background of the dome shaped window awning.
"Mierda." He cursed under his breath, seeing the title of your bakery was the one he wanted to invest in or create a partnership with.
"Hey guys! You have to try these jelly doughnuts!" Miles called out to two of them.
Lyla got up and patted Miguel's shoulder. "Sorry big guy, but it's one or the other...unless you want both. Then again, it's her choice too. Good luck."
Miguel was convinced it was the unluckiest day he's ever had in his whole life. He wasn't sure if he could pick, but he also knew it was all up to you.
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elbiotipo · 6 months
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So I was looking for the original version of this cartoon because I have strong feelings on breaking generational trauma and I was wondering who the hell put Elon Musk there
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And I found out that apparently, it all began with a cute cartoon by an Argentine artist (note the mate!) about the opposite, about how positive afirmations by fathers can carry on through time
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(note the smiles in the characters) but then, people in English speaking sites took it and first made it a serious cartoon about intergenerational trauma, like, completely reversing the original message, and then, of course, memes, and then...
life coaches started to self insert into them for some reason???
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NOTICE THAT THEY FUCKING CHANGED THE MATE INTO DRINKING, AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER IN THE FIRST ONE, LA CONCHA DE LA LORA
what I can gather from this is that people will take your art and do whatever they want with it on the internet, life coaches are egotistical and fucking suck, and I don't know the face of Elon Musk
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napo-con-fritas · 1 year
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Oooooooobvio que se corta la luz hoy que hacen 35°C
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ghosts-bandwagon · 1 year
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youre hispanic, im hispanic… so ghost with a hispanic reader… but theres a language barrier 🤭 they probably meet during the time he was in las almas, they dont understand what either one is saying but theres a mutual attraction 🫶
Literally kicking my feet and screaming rn I love this ❤️ every time Ghost or Soap speaks Spanish I have to stop bc I get palpitations I love them so much 😭❤️
You’ve been with Los Vaqueros for years now, you share their love and passion for your home, and Alejandro and Rodolfo became like family to you
So it’s no surprise that you’re on the same team when Soap and Ghost arrive, you’re in the same car when you crack a joke about Ghost and his mask
Little did you know, he heard you and had to bite his tongue to keep from huffing out of his nose in amusement
(That little shit definitely knows Spanish- he can understand it but not speak it as well and you can’t convince me otherwise)
Still, you couldn’t help the gravitational pull he had, even if you struggled to understand him
You could still communicate, but it was broken and you both had to slow down when you spoke to one another
During a rare moment of down time, you approached him while he was cleaning his guns, you had two mugs of café con leche balanced in one hand and a concha you managed to tackle a rookie for in the other
He watched you as you set the plate and mugs down while you cradled your own in your hand
“Para que no digas que no te hago nada.” So you can’t say I don’t do anything for you
Ghost couldn’t help the chuckle as he gratefully accepted the coffee and pastry (despite not having much of a sweet tooth)
“Gracias.”
Your heart burst when you heard him say it, your cheeks warmed up IMMEDIATELY and a wide smile threatened to split your face in two
You sat down across from him and watched him silently as he meticulously took apart and reassembled his gun, your leg bouncing under the table as you tried to keep yourself from kicking your feet like a schoolgirl
You couldn’t tell, but he was smiling softly under his mask, his cheeks as warm as yours
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Teaching Them Spanish 18+ Ft: Baji, Hakkai, Hanma, Rindou, and Ran WC:900 part 2 TW; Swearing in Spanish, humor (unedited) A/N: Hello babes! I decided to do something more on the fun side! Teaching some lucky men Spanish part 1! Please understand there are different dialects and meanings for some of the words used. This is what I grew up knowing and learning as a kid! For example, since I'm Mexican concha means shell in Spanish for me and I have a friend who is from Argentina concha means p**** in Spanish to her. Hope you enjoy! (@sashi-ya and I had a long convo about this lol)
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Hanma
From the start, it was a bad idea to teach him any bad words in Spanish. The man literally memorized every single word and used them on a daily basis. He would say it at the most random places as well. Getting an iced coffee at one of your favorite spots as your order was ready. Hanma grabbed both drinks “Thanks puto.” he spoke nonchalantly with a smile. You looked at your boyfriend squinting your eyes at him. The barista didn’t know what he said but just smiled and waved us goodbye. 
“You cannot keep saying it like that!” you scolded him.
“Come on babe like they really know what puto means,” he smirked while taking a drink of his coffee, his hand draping around your shoulder. “Bet you anything if I say it to a random person right now they will not know what it means. Wanna see?”
“No-no I believe you.” letting a low chuckle out knowing how gutsy he already was. “I wish you picked up on the sweet things I taught you rather than the bad ones.”
Even though he loved saying the bad words he did learn the phrase just for you  “Eres el amor de mi vida (You are the love of my life),” The way he rolled his r’s so perfectly made your heart drop the scarlet color dusting your cheeks. 
Baji 
 “Leave them alone pinche baboso!” Hearing your long-haired boyfriend's voice raise louder. It startled you a bit to hear the aggressive tone he used.  A person who seemed to not get the hint to leave you. They seemed to finally get the hint and walk off. His eyes followed the person until they were out of his sight letting out an annoyed sigh. His hand was still holding onto yours. 
Your other hand begins to rub his forearm. “you okay??” Looking up at him. 
He looked down at you as his stern look lessened “Yeah…” he noticed the smile on your face “What? Why are you looking at me like that?”
“We need to practice your pronunciation a bit more. But you used the terms correctly.” You spoke chirpily 
Raising his brow  “stop acting like a teacher! I said it perfectly.” 
“You had the sas which was great but Pinche we need to work on you have to let it come down deeeeep from your soul when you say it.” You said smiling. Letting go of your hand he began to walk off “Babe wait!” You took off chasing him. 
Hakkai
He wanted to learn for you. Bless his soul it took him son to ask you. Every day like a clock work you sat down with him. He didn’t know how to even have the words come out of his mouth. The phrase was very simple to say.  “Don’t be shy babe.” both of your hands were resting on your cheeks giving him a sweet smile.
‘They cannot look at me this cute and ask me to do this.’ he thought to himself. The blush dusted his cheeks. “I-I can’t.” his hands began to rub his face Reaching for his hands bringing them down from his face. “You got this, don't second guess yourself.” sweetly speaking to him. Swallowing the hard lump in the back of his throat “¿Me regalas un beso? (can you give me a kiss?)” 
“Sí” leaning over pressing your lips lightly against trembling lips. “You wanna learn another one?” you looked at him, he was still a bit shocked. You think you might have made your boyfriend pass out with his eyes open.
Rindou
“I would use this phrase a lot.” He looked at you “teach me it.” “I told you I didn’t wanna teach you the bad words. And all I’ve been teaching you is the bad phrases.” you pouted. Rin was so persistent in learning the phrases he wanted to know... You wanted to teach him Spanish but each time he asked it was the bad ones. 
“Come on, just let me know what it is, can't you see I want to learn.” Rin’s violet eyes looking at you. 
Being the sucker you are just the simple look at you with his violet eyes you couldn’t help but give into him “que chingados( what the fuck)” crossing your arms and sighing. “que chingados.” he repeated it a few times, getting the feel and the tone he should use with it.
“Okay stop saying it, you don’t need to say it right now.”  
“¿Por qué?” he smirked.
Ran 
“Mi Amor~~~” Ran loved the phrases he was a natural at learning the new language. Literally felt like you were dating a telenovela actor. It all started when you were actually watching a telenovela. He wanted to know what was going on and he didn’t want to read the subtitles. You were putty in his hands, his hands wrapping around your waist.  Your hands resting against his chest. “Sí mi Rey~~(yes my king)”  you cooed. He loved hearing you speak to him in Spanish. “God I love how you say that. Me gusta mucho (i like it a lot)”  
“ I know you do. Are you ready to watch the rest of the show?” asking him,  your fingers running through his hair.
“ I was thinking about having our own little romantico moment right now.” looking at your lips then back at your eyes the corner of his lip slightly curled up.
“If yall going to act like cochinos close the door.” Rin  was walking past the open door.
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-meow meow meow meow
-the whole bakery scene was vaguely inspired by a plot my am anon gave me once... speaking of my am anon i miss u bae
-nanami's response to y/n's question was inspired by that time i asked what terms of endearment he would use and lena (@ynverse) said he'd probably just end up using ur name :p
-i finally got a fucking concha. dreams do come true.
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