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there are five people on tumblr and i am two of them

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Gay wrongs tournament, round one of the losers bracket

Propaganda:

For Lord Boxman and Professor Venomous:

Canon supervillain power couple <3

Gay peoplrrrr

For the Doctor and the Master:

Immortal genderfluid war criminals <333

So we all know the Master has killed plenty of people, but, despite their reputation, the Doctor has killed a more than average number too. Sure they undid the whole destroying their own planet thing, but that's still something the Doctor did. Also there's apparently a novelization out there where, when they were children, the Doctor killed one of their childhood bullies but then made a deal with Death so that the Master had the memory of it and became Death's champion, which is pretty messed up and murder husbandish. There are plenty more war crimes on the Doctor's hands, and the Master has killed countless people in a variety of creative ways. Also, I'm having trouble finding the quote, but I swear the Master once said something to the lines of "trying to kill the Doctor is just my flirting" or something similar. But I do know Missy (also the Master but female at the time) described their relationship as "older than your civilization and infinitely more complex". They love each other, they're constantly trying to destroy each other, they are the only friends they each have who can even begin to understand everything they've been through; they've known each other since childhood and they've watched (and helped) civilizations rise and fall together. They may not be who you first think of for murder spouses but they really are a beautiful example.

For Heavy and Medic:

Unhinged mercenaries waging unending war

They're so deeply in gay love that gameplay-wise they're one of the most formidable threats in the game when together. This is because gay love is the most powerful force in the world, which allows them to do so much murder. In the comic, Heavy goes berserk and kills the heavy weapons expert of the Team Fortress Classic team after he kills Medic, and Medic escapes death by swindling the devil. He stole the Team Fortress Classic team's souls by surgically extracting them and sewing them into himself, so even though he already sold his soul, the devil doesn't have the majority of his soul because he has 8 more.

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mango

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everyone always says this

what does this mean

Yeah.

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check again

*trying to rizz* Damn girl, are you today's date? Cuz you are Tuesday, 10th of October 2023 fr

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crying emoji

I made noodles using baja blast instead of water

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collision is imminent

Ræt

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I use google slides as my meme editor

#google slides

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guh

qhar

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this gif is so important

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#nova drift

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what the absolute flip

also is that it

what are your favorite cheeses

toe🤤

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i hate this stupid idiot

i hope he dies

>:(

#flesh prison #ultrakill #i hate this

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#he got a booty #damn

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just got ultrakill and ive been ultrakilling

yeah

#ultrakill

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what does that mean

is that an object in your pocket or you are shape