#concert percussion

[doublemegative]

kettledrum player with a huge crush call that a simpanist

#timpani #kettledrums #concert percussion #orchestral musician #orchestral music #orchestral percussionist #orchestra #timpanist #percussion meme #percussion joke #drum joke #drum meme

[thegreatmatpi]

Choreographing the Orchestra: Ballet performed the way it was meant

Over the weekend, the youth symphony that I’ve been part of this past year put on its final performance of the ’22-’23 season: a production of “Raymonda” with one of the city’s big ballet schools, with three shows over Saturday and Sunday. Technically, this is more of an ‘epilogue’ kinda thing, with the Season Finale Concert happening back in April, featuring music from Star Wars, but with the…

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#Alexander Glazunov #ballet #classical music #concert percussion #Glazunov #music #music nerd #orchestra #percussion #performance #Raymonda #symphony

[addicted-to-winterguard]

#polls #hyperspecific poll #actual polls #band #marching band #music #flute #funny #percussion #band room #school #trumpet #tuba #baritone #concert band #clarinet #piccolo #color guard #colorguard #drumline #pit #flag

[dontforgetthefrenchhorns]

#concert band #band geek #marching band #french horn #horn #band #trumpet #saxophone #flute #piccolo #clarinet #bass clarinet #sax #oboe #bassoon #mellophone #trombone #euphonium #tuba #percussion #I absolutely love the tags on these polls so I wanted to do another one lol

[roszabell]

UR A GUARD KID?????? idk why i would’ve never expected that…. anyways marching band au coming when??? winterguard au mayhaps???? 😈😈

HELL YEAH BABES!!! i marched flute in freshman year and then sophomore year and onwards i’ve done guard! i did it last year in college too!! not this year, but i do have a flag at home that stares at me..

oh you best BELIEVE i have an au, i need to draw gil with big glittery eye makeup a sickass outfit and a 6ft metal pole… i think he likes weapons best tho, like give him a saber and he’s WICKED

i think the tall, shy euphonium watches gilbert warm up on the track and prance around the field, harboring a fat crush on him…..i’d die for matt to go to gil’s winter guard meets and gil comes to his concerts, cheering each other on !!

#prucan #hws canada #hws prussia #guard shit #asks #matthew plays french horn in concert however #i do not beat the flute -> guard allegations. nor do i beat the guard x percussion allegations either..

[cryptidfagswag]

Band is over for the year and I'm sad, here are all of the quotes I've gathered from it (long) (very long) (contains sex jokes)

I've got myelin on my jeez-o-pete

Ohp- that's not how you put pants on

Great sound! but the battery died :(

Low brass, can you count to six?

Who won the race? not the band

Let's go swimming, no I might die

You're just eating flour now. Mmmm delicious, I'm choking

Why are you thinking about his cock? Thats not very "I like women'' of you

You do everything he says, he's got this big ass knife

Shit me, fuck me, stick me in a can

You're good with that?

I mean, yeah, I know how to use an elevator-

*carrying chimes up the stairs,*

Don't mind me, just a fairy

Festive, super festive, like Santa threw up

They will not be held responsible unless they stab you directly with a sea urchin

What kind of pie?

Pie!!!

Put your bongos away Noah, you delinquent

Nah I like my men with nice tits

Can you feel it, the rays of sunshine, joy, fear

Hey, it's kinda hot up here. It's not really, I just want you to take off your clothes

Anyone want…plugs

If you can suck a mouthpiece, you can suck a dick

That shits gonna kill you

That's the point

Chicken pot?

Pie!!!

Causes microwave issues

C'mon, fuck me in the ass. With a condom, don't forget that part

How are you today

Pretty fucking horny

See, now I know you're gonna hide

But you don't know where

I'm sticking my penis places it shouldn't be. Like the meat grinder. I'm making sauce, making it saucy

Let's play happy!

Oh, I am not happy anymore

Industry baby!

Everybody just started sobbing, you cannot think this is a good idea

He took, no, he took his skin and fed it to his family, he's a good luck charm

When I die, I wanna get cremated and put into a blunt

Ah, fuck me

Was that an invitation?

Was that an offer?

Contrary to popular belief, I am in fact a bottom

Murder hornets all over those clarinets

Sweet Caroline, fuck my ass

There's nothing inspiring about your digga-digga-dahts

Oboe- gods gift to the woodwind section

It's not a gift, it's a a hazard

Oboe, more like oh no

I just burped on the snare

What the fuck-

Just thought I’d let you boys know

Look, a Lowe's! We're gonna build a wall!

Poom poom

Beacon no, we promised we'd stop

I'm the recessive trait hiding in your phenotypes

I'd make out with you in a Denny's parking lot, and I'd suck your dick outside and IHOP

Do you have a shitty pancake restaurant kink?

Ok no, if you got a worm, and fried it in cheese, it would be exactly like a cheeto

Honestly I would eat a worm raw

Ohp you're too tall, I decapitated you

Friends, colleagues, fucking rat bastards

He dropped his euphonium on my tuba once. Well, not my tuba, if it was my tuba I would've murdered him.

We need an instrument. Aha! So, a clarinetist walks into a bar- no-

Where did you even get that?

Theft? I don't know

Babies aren't supposed to be that cute, they're like, all mushy. There's too much skin and not enough surface area

The guy with the bottle of rocks looked like he was having fun

Silas is in the shit container

Honestly I'm just really tired and really horny

A balloon fetish, like, do you stick your penis in a balloon

Dude if a worm looks at me, I will cry for like, two hours

Dad, where do babies come from? Mmm storks

I could fight someone with my cheeks and win

Do you need lungs to play the trumpet? No

Sorry I can't come to band today, my pigs are giving birth

I'm straight but I too would offer my hole to him

Wyatt put your trumpet mouthpiece in this

Do not put your trumpet mouthpiece in this

Vape? Nah, half a clarinet

Have you seen gus?

Oh he's over there getting molested by his mustard yellow friends

I can't wait to get to Hawaii and say 'bonjour, mexico'

It burns my mouth like a hot pocket from hell

I am shiny, fabulous, and full of syrup

I had to manhandle my English muffin

Stop crying, start smoking

I like the humidity. Makes me feel moisturized. Like I'm being licked by the atmosphere, everywhere on my body

No I would like to sex him with considerable vigor

Don't you wanna climb up those mountains, it looks so appetizing. Gonna slurp up those clouds

Oh is that nice on your cute little patoots

Anyone got weed up there?

Yeah! Do you want me to just, like, toss it down?

I remember you, you were useless

Penguins, cause they have toes. That's gonna go well

Let loose and defenestrate

I like it, you look like a stripper

I want to vomit with gusto, with enthusiasm

I am actually a trained exorcist

I like that in a man

That did considerable hurt upon me. I did not like that

They went spearfishing together, that's the gayest shit I've heard all week

Who would win, Scheels or an orca

As in, dressing up in a dinosaur costume and fighting Elvis

We say 'here's the tune,' and then we all just scream for six minutes

Damn girl, what those knees do

Hold on a minute, im sacrificing a freshman to the old gods

No, no, come back, i'm getting sacrificed

I've heard you play, you sound scrumptious, you sound slaylicious

Isn't today a special day to be a third trumpet

No, part of my personality is I'm just having an existential crisis, all the time

That's not smoke on the water, that's I smoked too much

I want to be the justice, wrath, and love of God all at once

He has his masters in going hee honk

Do you like country? Well you're about to find out

He drives like a maniac with his colossal biceps

How do you do the alphabet? It's complicated

Why did you touch your toes like that?

Because we're thermostats

I don't want to know your name, I like our relationship the way it is

You have no business wanting my skin

I will feed your sun dried bones to the old gods

Mack, what time do we get out?

Like, 10:40

What time is it?

10:22

Jesus balls

Violence is not the answer

But cannibalism is

Our churches are all, like, old Walmarts

Shake that bagpipe? Yes please

Everyone's days are numbered

Your number is significantly lower than the average american

#long post #band quotes #concert band #pep band #jazz band #wind ensemble #band #bassoon #saxophone #tenor sax #flute #clarinet #marching band #tuba #euphonium #trumpet #French horn #percussion #high school band #bass clarinet #oboe #cw sex jokes #band kids have filthy minds #and mouths #wow #the things I’ve heard #not all of these are about band #it's the place and the people that count ok

[artistocrazy]

When the safety manager or whoever manages these things will not allow you to bring an actual cannon into the auditorium to fire blank rounds for musical aesthetics and you have no choice but to improvise

#hetalia #hws austria #‘What are you thinking about when you hoist that mallot over your head?’ ‘Napoleon’ #On the outside he is focused on discussing the great privilege it is to play this percussive part and honor the composer with his playing #On the inside he feels like the kid who got picked first for kickball - he was CHOSEN you see #Someone THOUGHT he could do it enough to ask him to swing the big mallot over his head #There is a giddy little boy excited to make a loud bang for the music #He will not do this sort of thing outside of concert practice or performance though don’t get it twisted #He is not winning anyone the big prize at the carnival and ringing any bell #Even if there is a bell on that thing he will still refuse to do it #he’s not embarrassed or anything

[touretticbandgeek]

#nerd stuff #classical music #percussion #band kids #symphonic band #symphony orchestra #orchestra memes #music meme #classical music memes #memes #concert band #musicians #drums

[almost-an-artist]

I am loving my Band right now. (If you don't know I play percussion in a band of about 54 people)

I am assigned on the Timpani for most of our music and I love it.

But that's not my real reason for loving our band rn.

We are currently playing 4 songs, preparing for a concert. And 3 out of those 4 I can Link to linked Universe characters >:3 I think I may have ADHD or something, but linking my hyper-fixation to anything makes me sosososo happy!

Anyway, if you care the songs are-

Blue sky horizon- A peppy happy, celebratory song that reminds me of Sky

Torch burns Bright- A fast exciting song that reminds me of Young Time for some reason idk

Down on the Delta- A very old western-ish song that screams Twilight

Anyway, all of them are so fun to play and I just wanted to ramble about it lmao.

#L.B rambles #i think imma make that a tag for myself when i talk about randome shit #linked universe #sky linked universe #twilight linked universe #percussion #band #concert band #blue sky horizon #Down on the delta #Torch burns bright

[dumbshitmusicianssay]

It’s poetic, that’s what we’re going for

—MD, after we played a shit tune

#music #music student #band nerd #big band #musician #trumpet #trombone #saxophone #drums #percussion #bass #piano #guitar #singer #vocalist #choir #concert band #orchestra #rehearsal #music student problems

[doublemegative]

something we as orchestral musicians simply do not talk about enough is how the true purpose of concert black attire is not professionalism but the way it makes you feel like a spy or a sorcerer

#music #musician #orchestra #orchestral percussion #percussionist #concert percussion #concert percussionist #orchestral percussionist #orchestral musician #musical ensembles

[taxi-davis]

New Yorker October 13 1945 by Julian de Miskey

#art #the new yorker #magazine covers #crossword puzzle #orchestra #musicians #1940s #40's #percussion #concert

[ilguna]

i want to start a band so bad

#ilguna #concert fever is real guys #listen i want the drums #i dont even have to sing #i just wanna play the drums #but it's literally been like 7 years and percussion in elementary is not the same thing as a drum set #but i wanna play the drums yknow #and a drumset's only.... 300 #im honestly more concerned about finding a place to play and the noise #not really anything else

[anarchist-caravan]

Vica Pacheco/Maria Bertel/Ying-Hsueh Chen - 29/04/2023 - at Intonal

The Mexican-born artist and musician enlists the Danish trombonist and Taiwanese percussionist/multi-instrumentalist for a live soundtrack for the world premiere of her original animation.

Commisioned SHAPE+ work.

Pacheco studied art in Mexico City and France, and while her work is rooted in experimental music and composition, she also has a plastic practice ranging from ceramics to 3D animation. Chen was educated at the Juilliard School and the Royal Danish Academy of Music, has won several awards in USA and Denmark, and her concerts have been broadcast on national and international radio and TV in Denmark, USA, Taiwan, and South Korea. The “Ancestral Modernism” concert series, in which primordial sonic experiences are delivered by bringing out the universality of avant-garde and ancestral heritage, is a milestone among her projects. Bertel is a co-founder of the Copenhagen-based art collective eget værelse and apart from her work as a solo artist, she performs and composes in groups like GESH (with drummer Jaleh Negari), Selvhenter (the notorious noise rock band), an improvised noise duo with Nina Garcia, the G.E.K duo with saxophone player Johannes Lund, and more.

Ita means flower in Mixteco, the indigenous Mesoamerican culture in the Mexican region of Oaxaca – where Pacheco was born. Deeply inspired by Oskar Fischinger’s animations for music, Ernst Haeckel’s artistic-scientific drawings, and observations of nature, ITA evokes organic, living elements that create a network in constant movement.

#Vica Pacheco/Maria Bertel/Ying-Hsueh Chen #Concert #Art #Animation #Noise #Percussion

[the-sixth-first-clarinet]

Tuba: I can breathe through both nose holes today.

Percussion: I think in Kentucky they call that improvement.

…I’ve never been to Kentucky.

#band #concert band #band incorrect quotes #band jokes #incorrect quotes #band memes #band kids #concert band incorrect quotes #tuba #percussion

[daily-classical]

Orchestra version

Band version

#orchestra #concert band #wind band #symphonic band #wind symphony #wind orchestra #wind ensemble #keiko abe #japanese music #classical music #marimba #marimba concerto #percussion concerto #percussion music