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Trumpet: And then we spent history class learning about… idk it was like Polio or something.
Flute: Aren’t you guys learning about Ancient Greece right now?
Clarinet, facepalming: Yes, and today we learned about *Apollo.*
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fabuloustrash05 · 5 months
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[After coming home from his date with Poppy]
Branch: Poppy kissed me!
John Dory: No way!
Floyd: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!
Branch: It was unbelievable...
Floyd: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!
John Dory: Okay, alright, we wanna hear everything! Bruce, unplug the phone. Branch, does this end well or is Floyd going to need tissues?
Branch: Oh it ended very well.
Clay: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!!
Bruce: Alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like a soft brush against your lips or was it like a "I gotta have you now" kinda thing?
Branch: Well, at first it was really intense and then... we just sorta sunk into it...
Floyd: So were you holding her or were her hands like on your back?
Branch: No, actually first she pulled me close to her by grabbing my vest... and then I moved my hands up to hold hers...
Brozone: Awww...
[cut to Poppy eating cupcakes with Viva]
Poppy: And then I kissed him.
Viva: Tongue?
Poppy: Yeah.
Viva: Cool.
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not-rab · 21 days
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Barty: Why do you look like that?
Regulus: Like what
Barty: Like you’re dead
Regulus: It’s because I’m dying, leave me here to perish
Pandora: Regulus accidentally called Potter “James” in front of everyone today
Regulus: *sobs on the floor*
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morganski-19 · 3 months
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Steve seeing something on tiktok and trying it on Eddie
Steve: You know what I kinda really want right now, an orange
Eddie: Do we even have the oranges?
Steve: I’m not sure
Eddie: *getting up* Let me check. Nope, be back in ten
Steve: *to the camera* I was not expecting him to go that far
Ten minutes later
Eddie: *comes back to the apartment with a bag of oranges* Do you want peeled or sliced
Steve: Peeled
Eddie: Ok
Steve: *looking at the camera* I think he passed
Eddie: *handing Steve a bowl of peeled orange slices* Passed what?
Steve: Nothing
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cartoon-brainrot · 4 months
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Guess who had the time to finally watch Trolls Band Together and was dragged back into their Trolls hyper-fixation
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Rain: jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without brains Dew: oh good, a ray of hope for Swiss
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velidewrites · 28 days
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Jurian: Hey, you want to get lunch? Lucien: Oh, I already ate with Elain, but what do you want? Jurian: Jurian: Loyalty
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vivianthepigeon · 4 months
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Poppy: “I can’t even SPEAK the name of the troll that organized that MONSTROSITY”
Branch: “I don’t give a fuck. His name was creek.”
Poppy: “FUCKING CREEK”
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thesunhatesme · 2 months
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Copia, on the tour bus: do you even know what country you guys are in now!?
Phantom and Swiss, high as fuck:USA?
Copia:that is correct
Copia:and what state are you guys in now?
Dew, sky high:constant anxiety
Rain also sky high: denial
Mountain even higher:California
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Mountain: sends an edit of Aether
Dew: woof woof awoo
Mountain, taking a screenshot: I'm sending that to Aether.
Dew: WAIT!-
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Trombone: CLARINET! I NEED YOUR HELP! I—
Clarinet: Is the living room on fire?
Trombone: …No?
Clarinet: Then it’s not an emergency. *hangs up*
Baritone: Well? What did they say? What do we do about the portal to hell in the living room?
Trombone: Apparently it’s not an emergency.
Tuba: *being strangled by a demon* WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT’S NOT AN EMERGENCY?!
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Terzo: *In a sermon* In conclusion; if Satan himself requires consent to enter a person’s body, So. Do. You!
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imasoftieforbarb · 5 months
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Floyd: You look good in that hoodie.
Y/n: You know where else I'd look good?
Floyd, zero hesitation: My bed.
Y/n, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
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emxritus · 4 months
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Copia, pointing a camera at Dew : There he is, our sweet baby.
Dew, holding a cigarette and a beer : What-?
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velidewrites · 1 month
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Jurian, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket off sir lol
Lucien: Do you think other people can’t hear you?
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