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cyndrastic · 7 months

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ok so y’all seemed to like the first part of the Fairly Odd Parents AU so here’s more characters!!

Tolkien and Jimmy are AJ and Chester!! They’re Clyde’s best (and only) friends at school! As I was making this au I realized how oddly well Tolkien and Jimmy actually match AJ and Chester character wise, so not much has to be changed for them honestly. Meanwhile I needed a character to be Vicky so I figured “hey Clyde has a sister doesn’t he?” so boom there she is.

more in depth character descriptions under the cut for those who want them!

Tolkien is the smart rich kid who tries and generally fails to talk sense into Jimmy and Clyde, and is the only one of the three with any brain cells. Also probably the only neurotypical one of the three. He’s also the only one in school who will point out when stuff randomly changes, usually in benefit of Clyde. Like, he’s the one who always notices when Clyde suddenly has a new super expensive looking bike, or he’s suddenly the most popular guy in school for like 3 days before everything just goes back to how it was for no reason. Tolkien is the only one who notices and is concerned with this.

These changes are obviously Clyde making wishes, and it scares Tweek that Tolkien will eventually figure out that Clyde has fairy god parents. Tweek wants to wipe Tolkien’s memory every time he notices a spell, but Clyde and Craig stop him. Craig thinks it’s hilarious because in all his time being a godparent, no godkid’s friends have ever noticed anything wrong until Tolkien, so he’s automatically Craig’s second favorite human (second to Clyde).

He rewards Tolkien for this by letting him be the only human that can hold or play with him when he’s in his pet form (like how Cosmo and Wanda become goldfish, Craig is a guinea pig) without getting bit when the trio hangs out at Clyde’s house.

Jimmy, for the sake of this au, will not be as dirt poor as Chester is in the actual show cause idk what good that does for this au lol. Otherwise Jimmy is the wisecracking friend who has a good heart and pure intentions most of the time but covers it with crude humor and kinda offensive jokes. Also he sucks at reading a room (me coded) and can never tell when his comedic genius won’t be appreciated (the deleted scene of him making a joke about Clyde killing his mom to Clyde like the day after it happened lives in my head rent free it’s so funny) His hair is also wavy cause I said so and that’s just how I like to draw Jimmy, i do what i want.

Also, just like how Tolkien is Craig’s second favorite human, Jimmy is Tweek’s. Most of the time when Jimmy cracks a joke, even if it’s a supremely unfunny one, Tweek laughs at it. Tweek’s pet form is a parrot, so that means if he’s chilling as an animal he can still talk and laugh. Jimmy thinks it’s hilarious that Clyde’s bird finds him so funny and Jimmy will frequently go to Clyde’s house to write and test out new comedy routines for Tweek because he’s “such a terrific audience.” Craig kinda hates it but won’t object because Tweek genuinely enjoys it.

Clyde and Craig don’t understand how Tweek finds Jimmy genuinely funny all the time, but it’s literally only because Tweek has spent the majority of his life around Craig, who is incredibly blunt, sarcastic to a fault, and so unfunny it hurts. Craig is only ever funny by being overtly honest when he doesn’t need to be (autism moment), and couldn’t make a normal joke if his life depended on it (if i may remind anyone of the Craig clip: “i got a good one: why do girls wear makeup and perfume? because they’re ugly and they stink” this man would not know a joke if it punched him in the face)

Lizzie is Clyde’s older sister. Shes a good bit older than him, Clyde being around 15 years old and her being around 22. She’s a massive bitch and has always been mean to Clyde, but it got worse once their mom died and she blamed it on Clyde (Betsy died the same way in canon as in this au, so it is kinda Clyde’s fault but still, he was 8). Luckily with her being way older than Clyde, she lives at college, but he has to deal with her whenever she goes home and during her school’s breaks. She takes Vicky’s role in this au so even if she isn’t an evil babysitter, she acts similarly to Clyde as Vicky does to Timmy.

She’s one of the reasons Clyde even gets god parents: abusive older sister, dead mom who’s death was because of him, crazy teacher (Garrison is his own level of traumatizing just as he is in the canon of the show but i haven’t decided if i wanted him to be exactly like Crocker yet), and Roger (Clyde’s dad) is ok but he’s kinda neglectful cause he’s mourning his wife and has to work double to support his kids now that Betsy is dead.

#south park #south park fanart #south park au #cyn art #south park art #fairly odd parents sp au #<- idk what tag to use for now #clyde donovan #clyde’s sister #tolkien black #token black #jimmy valmer #sp clyde #clyde sp #tolkien sp #sp tolkien #sp token #jimmy sp #sp jimmy

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therealpontius · 1 year

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Just for tonight…

Plot: your 3yr long relationship ended abruptly, can it be saved?

Warnings: body shaming/ sickness/ cursing/ breakup/ loneliness/ no smut

This is pt1 it ended up being longer than i thought, im not sure if i like this so much but im exited to write pt2. FEEDBACK IS APPRECIATED

Wordcount: 2.4k

Part 2

"Your supposed to be my boyfriend! You never stick up for me!" Was your last words to your boyfriend, bam, 6 years ago now. You bad been sitting in aprils living room with bam, showing him the pictures you took of him on your camera when his friends all came in, his arm that was wrapped around you was whipped back to his side before his friends where in sight "yo!" They collectively shout "hey fatties here!" Dico laughed. You where bigger, not alot but definitely not as small as them. You sarcastically laughed at his joke once and ever since hes been saying it thinking it amused you, bam knew other wise though but still laughed along. Raab sat playing with a heavy football, kicking it around the place. You tried to hold bams hand but he wormed his away from you "hey chub chub catch!" Raab shouted to you, you turned round just in time for it to hit your nose full force with a crunch "fuck!" Instead of helping you they all laughed, a stream of blood coming out your nose "bam help!" "I um..." "BAM HELP ME" you screamed, the boys continued laughing. You just ran to the door, holding your nose still."Your supposed to be my boyfriend! You never stick up for me!" You shouted slamming the door shut.

Three years gone like that. No calls. No texts. Nothing...

Now you where 21, had your own small apartment in delaware. You played electric guitar at a nearby pub every weekend. Eyes still silently searching crowds for him and you hated yourself for it, he didnt even care about you so why did you still care about him?

You where headed back to west chester to visit your parents, your mom had grown really ill. The journey was three hours long and you tried to distract yourself from the overwhelming tiredness with music, it was 9am. The streets became familiar as you neared your birth town, you had missed it more than imagined.

"Mom? Dad?" You asked, opening the front door to your childhood home "sweetie!" You dad welcomed you with a warm hug, something you havent felt in too long "cmon moms in the living room" he said, leading you by your shoulder. You where met with a frail and pale looking woman, nothing like the mom you once knew. Instead of freaking out infront of her you ran to give her a hug "sweetie, dont worry. Ive had a hell of a life" she spoke softly to lighten your mood "i know mom i just wish i could do something to help you" "well..." she pulled away from you "you could pop to the shops, your dads too lazy" she laughed, rolling her eyes "sure thing! Write a list and ill head out as soon as"

You headed to the local aldi, the one with the skate park that you took loads of pictures of bam in. You ignored any thought of him, your here for your mom. 40 minutes later you where out the shop with four bags full. Looking back at the skate park on the small walk back to the car saddened you, the memories you had there, you spent more than half of your life there. "OH SHIT" you screamed, falling on your side. You had been hit by something and you werent sure what but all you knew was that the laughs that now surrounded you where painfully familiar "oh fuck! Dude are you okay?" Oh shit.. thats bam. You kept your head on the ground hoping it would just suck you in "um yeah im fine" you sat up, seeing all the boys you once grew up with gather your groceries and bam holding his hand out to you "look we are filming a show, ill pay you in cash for any hassle is that okay?" What the fuck was he on about, he didnt even recognised you. You face flushed as he held your hand, pulling you up "hey is that fattie?" Dico says making all the boys squint at you "holy shit... chub chub..." raab gasps "yeah, you found me out" you laughed awkwardly, hands coming up in fake surrender. Bam stood, jaw open slightly "well it was good seeing you!" You said, taking you bags back, a big hand grabbed your arm "ill come with, boys heres my keys. Ill see you later" "bam..." you rolled your eyes, both of you walking toward your car "you cant just do that bam" "yes i can?"

You both get into your car and he sighs "so? Where the fuck have you been?" You can admit, he had got a bit more bratty than the last time you saw him "tone it down on the bitchyness you dont need to impress anyone here. I moved to delaware, i got a job and a house" he scoffed "delaware is shit" "how would you know bambam?" Both your faces shocked at the nickname "did you just call me bambam? You havent called me that in ages" he blushed slight "so anyways. Why did you leave me?" You rolled your eyes, why is he so quizitive? "bam look not right now okay?" "No tell me" "fine. You never stuck up for me EVER your friends would bully me all the time. Everytime they where near you would reject even going near me." A tinge of guilt shadowed his face "look im a changed person, i was eighteen then" "yeah and so was i, i would've done that to you. Bam we dated for th-" "where you going?" You where taken back by his butting in "um my moms?" "Great i havent seen her in ages… well what are you waiting for?" You reluctantly started the car GOD WHY AM I STILL DOING THINGS FOR HIM

Before the engine could even start bam was looking in the storage bits of the car "where the fuck is my h.i.m cd?!" "Its in you dipshit" you pressed the play button and the music started, bam froze in confusion "oh... you actually listen to them?" You nod silently, driving out the parking lot "sweet..." he mumbles. Something about his company wasnt unwanted, it felt natural and... happy? "I kinda missed you, y/n." He spoke, like he was embarrassed. "I missed you too bam". He got more comfortable, headbanging the way he always did making you giggle "your really looking good bam" "you too y/n, are we almost there?" "Very close, something i should probably tell you first" he raised his brow, stopping his small rave "what?" "My mums really ill, thats why im back home" "oh shit..."

You purposely get out of the car before bam, speed walking to your door "there you are! Thought u popped your clogs for a min-" "dad, someone decided to tag along me" "hey brian!" Bam greeted him with a smile, holding all your shopping bags. your dads face dropped. Your dad didnt like bam, he thought he was a 'bad example' if anything "hello brandon" he says through gritted teeth, standing aside for you both to make your way in "hey princess, long time no see!" However, your mom had always been a fan, he always flattered her "bam! Nice seeing you son!" Bam had walked into the kitchen with the bags, he knew his way around the house too well. You followed behind him, helping putting the groceries away "its weird seeing you being responsible" "me? Well you know, im just trying to make it easier for your mom" he spoke, head in the freezer putting the icecream away "it means the world to us bam thankyou" he gets up with a genuine smile you missed with your whole soul on his face "princess do you need anything in?" He shouts to your mum "all i need is a catch up from you m'love" "im great with women what can i say" he winks at you, making his way into the living room.

Four hours of bam talking about jackass, the new show he had coming up and relentless questions from your dad had passed. It had became clear that ur dad didnt really hate bam as much as he used to *KNOCK KNOCK* you stood up "ill get that!" You opened the door to ryan, novak, raab, dico and frantz looking at you like lost children "is bam here?" Novak asked "yeah hes just-" all the boys pushed by you into your living room where bam sat with a cup of tea laughing with your mom "bam we have been looking for you like crazy!" Ryan says, nodding a hello to your mom and dad "ryan please leave" you asked impatiently "its okay fattie mcfat fat we are talking to bam" dico said in his best ‘intelligent’ voice, your dad got annoyed at his comment, knowing how youve been struggling with your weight as a child "get out! Out!" He shouts, the boys running out like a flock of scared sheep. You met them out of the door "stop calling me that!" "But you think its funny?" "Ive never found it funny! Its fucking upsetting, just leave. My mums ill and shes happy around bam. Im sure you can deal without him for a little" "yeah lets go guys, sorry for the hassle" ryan apologised, all of them walking away.

You open your door to bam putting on his jacket "im so sorry about that david" "its okay brandon. We will see you later" you dad walked back to the living room and left you and bam im the hall way "im so sorry for that y/n" you shook your head "its fine call me" you slipped your number into his hands and he left with a beaming smile.

The next day u heard absolutely nothing from bam, your phone firm in your hand but not a single message went through. You helped your mum stay comfy, fix the heating for her, make her cups of tea and she was forever grateful "sunshine? Wheres bam?" Sunshine was a nickname bam and your mom had given you that you hadnt heard in too long "i dont know mom, he hasnt called" you tried to hide how disappointed you where "thats a shame, i found a show me mightve liked"

12am arrived and you sat in your childhood bedroom, looking at your phone as if itwould suddenly beep on. But it didnt. Instead of getting all hung up over him again you stuck on the cky disk that lay ndxt to your cd player quietly.

1am *tink* you heard a little noise but ignored it *tink* *tink* what the fuck? You looked round your room for the small noise *TINK* it sounded from your window and you opened your blinds, bam and ryan stood how they always did at the bottom, you opened your window and stuck your head out "what are you? Children?" "Yeah, we are coming up" you watched as the two climbed up on the small roof, helping eachother out. You grabbed onto ryans clammy hand to help him and he helped bam in "cky? Awesome!" Ryan said loudly, walking to the cd player "ryan shut the fuck up my parents are home" "what are you? A child?" You smacked his head with the back of your hand. Ryan was like the cousin you would only see occasionally. Bam lay in your bed behind you, you felt like you had two toddlers twaddling around all curious "sorry y/n i cant stay for long, bam told me not to" ryan said looking back at you both, the light against his face showing his growing facial hair "that wasnt the excuse we practiced pube face" bam groaned "whaaat? Im forgetful remember?" Ryan said sarcastically, they went on like a married couple too often.

30 minutes later, ryan was leaving out the window leaving only you and bam "this room hasnt changed at all" He spoke taking your attention away from the window where you watched ryan walk back to his house "i havent been in it for 5 years, you laughed, looking around "what happened to the camera?" "The camera? OH" you searched under your bed for the professional camera that you had gotten with your own money in the 90s, coated in dust "i retired her alittle" you laughed. Bam put his arm around you the way he always did when you would show him the pictures and held you close. The pictures loaded up as you went through them, the occasional funny ones or ones where he fell appeared.

They brought you back to that point in your life when you would run away with him, drinking in abandoned skateparks and annoying the locals. 'Outlaws' , 'misfits' they called you. You laughed in their faces, so unaware of what was to come.

"god these are so good" he laughed, eventually you came across a picture of you two kissing and skipped by it quickly "hey what was that?" Bam laughed, skipping back "wow shes gorgeous i wonder where she is now" he nudged you "SHE is? Have you saw him?" You nudged him back "y/n?" "Yes bam bam?" "Can i kiss you?" Your face flushed and you looked at him supprised, instead of answering you kissed him, his warm hand coming up to cradle your face. You didnt want to have sex with him, you didnt need to. All you wanted was to feel whole again with him, the feeling of having him near was all you wanted "i missed you" you whispered, bringing your head down onto his shoulder "why didnt you call or visit me after i left you?" He brought his arms around you "i was scared" "scared?" "I didnt want to admit that i was a shitty boyfriend" “did you even think of contacting me?” “No… im sorry. I was a naive child” “so was i” he planted a gentle kiss on your forehead “so when are you going back?” “Tomorrow..." "tomorrow ?!" He freaks out grabbing your hands and pulling away from the hug "why are you leaving me so soon" you laugh alittle "bam i have a job, a house" "friends?" Your face drops.

Maybe delaware wasnt a bad place to live in but god you where fucking lonley. Day after day after day you would wake up in a double bed alone hoping that somehow you would wake up in the warm embrace of him.

"i dont need friends" "y/n cmon, you got a good thing here in westchester" bam brought your hands up to his face as he looked deep into your eyes “bam its not that simple, i cant just give up my life” “well tonight im going to make up for being so shitty. Get your shit together we are going”

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rocky-the-rockstar · 9 months

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i am yet again holding myself by the scruff i want to say all for pink ok ok 2, 6, 7, 11, 24 for pink 5, 9, 10, 16 for chester 16 also for cupid for reasons that are innocent bats lashes

One of these days ur gonna let go of your own scruff and be free and the world's gonna explode cuz it can't contain you.

Buckle up this is gonna be a long ass post

2. "Something people wouldn't expect about your oc just by looking at them"

I think just in general Pink's personality can be pretty contrary to his appearance. He swears alot, he's somewhat irritable, he can be bitchy and sarcastic, he's down horrendous for like every man he's ever laid eyes on, he's depressed as all hell, more often than not his house is a mess, things like that. Also just his interest in horror. Also him being emo, he doesn't usually dress like it but say MCR within his earshot and good luck getting rid of him. Taking this man to Hot Topic is a disaster they got both worlds.

6. "How easily could he be convinced to do something against his morals"

Aaaaa this is a bit more difficult because Pink is pretty firm in his personal set of morals. But I mean like if you wanted to be an emotionally manipulative asshole you could like become close friends with him and then threaten to leave if he doesn't do whatever it is. That'll get him.

7. "What's one way they've changed since you first made them"

OH MAN PINK HAS CHANGED SO MUCH like almost completely. Some of that is just like figuring out what I wanna do with him and some of it is canon change (such as him becoming a bit more bold in the way he talks and more comfortable speaking up, that's a canon development not like a random change) You were kinda there when I made Pink cuz I interacted a bit with Eboy but idk if you remember, Pink was virtually a blank slate when I made him and was just kinda there To Be Cute and to just Go Along With Whatever Ended Up In My Askbox. So ig the main change now is that he just has a defined personality and depth as a character?

11. This is the weapon question imma skip since I already answered :3

24. Alternative life path they may have gone down

Ok ok so the main one would have been that Cupid DIDN'T become a huge dick and a betray him and they continue making music together and both become famous.

CHESTER TIME

5. How far is your oc willing to go to get what they want

Stalking and murder, mayyybe kidnapping

9. Lyric or quote association

Like all of My Axe and In My Room by ICP and An Unhealthy Obsession by Blake Robinson Synthetic Orchestra. I also really want to say Chop Chop Slide by ICP 😭 he's allowed to get goofy with his murder sometimes

10. An au that would be interesting to explore with him

Augh I think he'd be so much fun in Truffula Flu.

I also find the idea of an au where he is just Some Guy who plays a slasher in a movie would be so funny and idk why

16. What's his pain tolerance like

He has a very high physical pain tolerance, like to the point of being absurdly indifferent. Like bro might get a burn or gash and not even notice till he sees it. If he sees it he'll be like "oh yeah that kinda hurts damn" but his reaction to injury is so delayed

16. For Cupid as well

Terrible. This man has a very low pain tolerance but he's a complete bitch about it like pretending he doesn't care or that it's nothing, but he very much does care and will start whining about it nonstop. He's kinda pathetic ngl 😭

#onceler fandom #cupidler #pinkler #ask pink ler #chester the jester #jesterler #eros evangeline #amari finch

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susanoosama01 · 1 year

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AU Michael has a love-hate marriage with AU Adam who kinda doesn't approve of the atrocities but this bad boy actually brought Kate Milligan back to life and it was the end of the world so... Anyway, they don't really like each other but AU Adam is the only one who never stopped talking back to AU Michael, literally asking for his death but it's very boring without this stubborn and sarcastic human around. They can't stand each other. AU Raphael is dead and cannot judge his brother anymore so what's keeping AU Michael from having a human pet? And excuse you, AU Adam has an archangel pet, not the other way around. They fight sooo much, it's why AU Michael has a separate vessel. Because he was developing a celestial migraine with AU Adam there. And AU Adam was to be a nice trophy consort because all dictators have at least one, right? Except this human doesn't stop sitting on the throne himself with some trashy magazine, forcing AU Michael to stand and act cool as if he is too flashy to sit on a throne and being a little shit in front of the enslaved reapers and the monster army. He gets on AU Michael's nerves so bad but they are kinda stuck with each other since they literally have nothing better to do. Also it has something to do with all these completely accidental nephilim babies running around now because well, some activities were much more fun with hate and anger and passion- No they most certainly do not like each other! AU Michael doesn't want to pay child support and AU Adam doesn't want to deal with visit day schedules. So it doesn't matter if AU Michael is forced to be civil with Kate Milligan when dropping off and picking up her son and grandbabies at her house. It doesn't matter if AU Adam has to take care of the 'palace' while his husband is conquering somewhere. They both have no other friend. It's fun fighting every single day, trying to kill each other only occasionally and celebrating a victory with you know what. They try to be a proper family sometimes, to have a nice dinner but their babies are little tornadoes who scorch the entire city in less then five minutes when they are playing together. It's exasperating. They need each other to deal with all that, right?

AU Michael wanted grand names for his heirs! Like Alexander, Cyrus, Julius, Cleopatra etc. But instead they are named Ben, Chester, Pete, Lacey etc. because I carried them and risked my life to have them while you were out with your friends in yet another battle- Actually, Was I not with you during each and every birth? Did I not shower you in gifts and care, you traitorous little- but in the end the kids like their names so they stay that way.

#spn #supernatural #midam #michael x adam #adam milligan #prove me wrong #michael #au midam #au michael #endverse

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autumnbrambleagain · 2 years

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okay let’s do this. Dark Souls NPC rankings. bosses not included unless you interact with them in some way other than fighting them

Dark Souls 1:

The Fair Lady: Unquestionably top tier. Donate 9999 Humanity every playthrough. 11/10.

Solaire: Jolly, friendly, iconic. Introduces fundamental parts of the setting to you, joins in your adventures in parallel, two tragic endings. Enduring legacy. 10/10.

Siegmeyer: In quite a pickle! Iconic, fun, tragic. Also joins in your adventures in parallel. Two tragic endings. Great armor set. 10/10.

Lautrec: Didn’t pop off in memes like Solaire or Siegmeyer, but I think easily just as good. 10/10.

Patches: YOU. 10/10.

Quelana of Izalith: Great character, good lore, fierce fashion. Endearing relationship that develops as the game goes on. 9/10.

Priscilla: Mysterious and tragic and also like yeah she’s cute. 9/10.

Alvina: One woulds’st best not think not so unpoorly of this dear cat, no? [Yes][No] Plenty of story, strong presence and personality. Is a cool cat monster. 8/10.

Laurentias of the Great Swamp: Chill dude, good friend, teaches you how pyromancy works. Tragic ending you really feel sad for. 8/10.

Eingyi of the Great Swamp: His devotion is admirable. Sweetest simp. 7/10.

Domnhall of Zena: Aye simwae. Story is pretty sparse but what an impression. 7/10.

Big Hat Logan: Iconic hat. Iconic naked fight in the Archives. Doesn’t bring too much to the table but what he does is great. 7/10.

Frampt: *clacks teeth together* 7/10.

Gough: Great personality, tragic boy, great shot, 7/10.

Ciaran: Incredible fucking fashion and weapons. Shows up on-screen for 10 seconds. Would be way higher if she was more than an easter egg. 6/10.

Anstacia of Astora: Minor role, huge impact, great outfit. 6/10.

Oswald of Carim: What the fuck this is just like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. 6/10.

Crestfallen Warrior: The classic in full form. 6/10.

Andre of Astora: Sure he’s all right. 6/10.

Darkmoon Knight: Good armor, memorable but doesn’t do much. 6/10.

Petrus of Thoroland: Fuck this guy, weird rapist-vibes asshole. Deeply memorable, very hateable, 6/10.

Giant Blacksmith: Yeah all-right. 6/10.

Shiva the East: MORE LIKE SHIVA THE DEC--eh decent fashion but that’s it. 5/10.

Ingward: I literally dressed as him for Halloween once. Otherwise not much to say about him. 5/10.

Marvelous Chester: ... okay? 5/10?

Griggs of Vinheim: Stuck in a barrel. Chasing Logan’s shadow. Some lore implications with him being an assassin? Mostly memorable for the barrel thing. 4/10.

Undead Merchant, Male: Kind of a jackass I guess. 4/10.

Dusk of Oolacile: Memorable, but only because of her circumstances. Kind of a non-character. 4/10.

Blacksmith Vamos: Eh. 4/10.

Rickert of Vinheim: Being in an underground jail is memorable, and he gives you your first sorceries, and I guess he does magic weapon upgrading? But not much else going on. Eh. 3/10.

Reah of Thorolund: Kind of bland. Damsel in distress. She’s there, I guess. 3/10.

Elizabeth: That’s a mushroom. 3/10.

Undead Merchant, Female: Eh. 2/10.

Crestfallen Merchant: Who. 2/10.

Dark Souls 2:

THE RAT KING: MY KING. The hottest Dark Souls character. Runs the COOLEST fucking covenant in any Dark Souls. Has an entire character arc where he starts out reluctantly allowing a human’s service to you becoming “one of the good humans” to you changing his mind and letting him dream that someday humans and rats can live and die together in peace and his voice fucking BREAKS several times with emotion as you change his entire life and fill him with pride, you, his dear SERVANT. AAAA. 99999/10.

Sweet Shalquoir: Whimsical sarcastic fae cat jerk holy fucking shit 11/10.

Weaponsmith Ornifex: Skee hee! So now the boss-weapon vendor in this game is not only a hot monster but she’s adorable and friendly and likes to make spooky dolls too? 11/10.

Lucatiel of Mirrah: A character who adventures with you the entire game AND whose storyline is not only about what it means to be cursed with undeath but asks questions of memory and legacy and identity? With a great fashion?? 10/10.

Gavlan: Gavlan Wheel. Gavlan deal. When you with Gavlan? You wheel. You deel. 10/10.

Titchy Gren: I can’t cum unless you tell me how much you like blood, tell me more about blood please ooh hhhhh blooodddddddd 10/10.

Shanalotte: A lot of cut content keeps her story too secret. But it’s fun to have a guide with a mysterious past that’s with you the whole game. Bearer seek seek lest. 9/10.

King Vendrick: OOO dark souls 2 is just a pointless repeat of dark souls 1 fuck you Vendrick shows there’s an entire new paradigm of Kings with Manus-Shard wives and his story is weird and sad and you spend the entire game chasing after him and when you finally reach him you FINALLY discover... there’s nothing left of him. And then you go back in time and talk to him and it’s even sadder. 9/10.

Head of Vengarl: Talk to a decapitated head in the middle of a foggy, haunted wood, about finding peace in life. 9/10.

Straid of Olaphis: Asshole frozen for a thousand years continues to be an asshole to great applause. Ha ha ha ha! 9/10.

Crestfallen Saulden: This time the Crestfallen Warrior gets a happy ending and it’s wonderful. 9/10.

Laddersmith Gilligan: Gives you one of the nicest looking weapons in the game. Gives you one of the funniest looks in the game if you short-change him and he sets up a death-trap while glaring at you for being stingy while you WATCH him do it. Hilarious. 9/10.

Alsanna, the Silent Oracle: Powerful tragic queen defying her nature out of love. 8/10.

Maughlin the Armorer: You watch the undead curse destroy this man’s mind as the game goes on and it’s fucking heartbreaking but at least he’s happy. 8/10.

Three Firekeepers: Insult you the moment they see you. Tell you it’s Dark Souls and you’re going to die. Also respec you and come to respect you just a little bit. 8/10.

Bellkeeper Mannikin: UNDEAD! UNDEAD! What an amazing, insane jackass. What a GREAT covenant. 8/10.

Grave Warden Agdayne: What the fuck is your deal what is going ON in this setting tell me more I want to know more why is your sword SO BIG why are you so HOT. 8/10.

Jester Thomas: You can summon him AND he invades you so I’m counting it. He doesn’t talk but oh my god the personality this one asshole brings to the table. 8/10.

Darkdiver Grandahl: Darkness Grampa, I’m ready for the bonus dungeons. 7/10.

Felkin the Outcast: Gives you lore about the Dark, gives you cool spells, has the hat that everyone wears because it increases your casts. 7/10.

Benhart of Jugo: Your Siegmeyer equivalent. Uses the Moonlight Greatsword but OOPS it’s a counterfeit. Hilarious. 7/10.

Blacksmith Leningrast: Isn’t Andre. Good dad, faintly tragic story, dumbass locked himself out of his own house. 7/10.

Merchant Hag Melentia: Gives you backstory dump, helps Majula feel less empty, AND is creepy and old? 7/10.

Licia of Lindelt: Fucking miracle scam artist hilarious. 7/10.

Camptain Drummond: Appears in one scene really, but gives a good feel of the history of the world and that it isn’t just about your quest to kill bosses or whatever real people have lived and died between the cycles. 7/10.

Manscorpion Tark: Assigned malewife at birth by Seath. 6/10.

Magarold of Lanafir: I want to fuck this twink violently that’s all. 6/10.

Royal Sorceror Navlaan: Oh THIS asshole again. 6/10.

Rosabeth of Melfia: Vomits on screen for way too long and it’s hilarious. Can dress her as you like. Not unmemorable personality. 6/10.

Stone Trader Chloanne: Tragic story, but doesn’t go much of anywhere--but it’s DS2, part of the point is it doesn’t have a tragic ending. 6/10.

Dyna and Tillo: Gimme the FUCKING whip already. 5/10.

Blue Sentinel Targray: Absolutely average in every way. Nice armor though. Give it to me. 5/10.

Creighton the Wanderer: Nothing special on his own, but pared with Pate their storyline is at least interesting. 5/10.

Mild Mannered Pate: Well, he isn’t Patches that’s for sure, but he does have a fun bit of story. 5/10.

Nashandra: I love you get to talk to her before she’s the final boss, but I wish it was far more substantial than what we get. 5/10.

Ancient Dragon: Incredible lead-up to a confusing pay-off. We all thought he was Aldia but I guess he’s not? Why is he the same as the corpse by Freja? What’s going on. 4/10.

Chancellor Wellager: Eh. Gives you good exposition I guess? 4/10.

Steadyhand McDuff: Shape up, shape up. 4/10.

Carhillion of the Fold: Asshole. 4/10.

Milibeth: Hits you with a fucking ladle. Otherwise not much going on. 4/10.

Cale the Cartograher: I’m going to be honest even looking him up I barely remember anything useful about him. 3/10.

Cromwell the Pardoner: Wishes he was Oswald of Carim. 3/10.

Dark Souls 3

Patches/Lapp: At his absolute peak, the pinnacle of his storyline. 11/10.

Anri of Astora: You go on parallel adventures and they suffer the loss of their friend; then they either die avenging the creepy monster that raised and abused them as kids, or you hijack their story and turn them into your thrall-spouse in a weird mirror emulation of the cycle of kings and their dark-brides. Could have been better served not using the Elite Knight armor. 10/10.

Greirat of the Undead Settlement: He’s just a little guy and he wants to help! Oops--uh oh--oh no. 10/10.

Karla: Shard of Manus that never found a king. Great character, sarcastic but endearing and genuine. 10/10.

Ludleth of Corland: I may be small, but I die a colossus. 10/10.

Singing Cage: Has 4 lines of dialogue and they will never leave my head. Another nana’s disappeared... 10/10.

Firekeeper: Vaguely tragic. Sticks with you even if you decide the entire system is broken and it’s time for the quiet gentle of nothing to settle upon the world. 9/10.

Freide: Lots going on with her, from pretending to be a Priscilla to rule Ariandel, to abandoning Londor’s search for a Dark Lord, to being a failed Lord of Cinder who never linked the flame. Also, yes, fine, one of the best boss fights in the series. 9/10.

Company Captain Yorshka: Oh don’t do this to me oh no don’t ask me how Gwyndolin’s doing oh no oh no. Yes, though, I’m probably a bird don’t worry about it. 9/10.

Irina of Carim: Yeah okay let’s all get super depressed and miserable. 8/10.

Hawkwood the Deserter: This time the Crestfallen Warrior regains his crest and he tries to kill YOU! Okay. Decent twist. 8/10.

Yuria of Londor: You get TWO maidens guiding you this time, and this one’s got a katana and wants you to bring an age of dark. Neat! 7/10.

Eygon of Carim: Oh, THIS asshole. Yeah. Yeah this asshole. 7/10.

Holy Knight Hodrick: Great fashion, great asshole, gets killed by his own daughter. 7/10.

Knight Vilheim: A maille MANTLE? Yes I love that fashion. Doesn’t have much presence beyond appearance and threatening you but like, yeah it’s a good presence. 7/10.

Archer Giant: Okay you hardly interact with him but he’s a MEMORABLE set-piece oh god my standards are so low the NPCs in Dark Souls 3 fucking suck. 7/10.

Yoel of Londor: Does a good job establishing the stakes and setting this time, and is a neat dude. He dies, it’s surprising and sad. 7/10.

Shrine Handmaid: Time-travel fuckery and a cranky grandma make her a fun experience yeah. 7/10.

The Painter: Priscilla’s... daugther? Reincarnation... narrative continuity? It’s good to know the painted world can continue outside of the cycle of light and dark I guess. 7/10.

Horace the Hushed: Basically an accessory for Anri but nah he’s got his own backstory implications going on. 6/10.

Pickle Pee: Pump...a--RUM! 6/10.

Orbeck of Vinheim: Basically a retread of the mage assassins from DS1. Eh. Not a bad remix though. 5/10.

Ringfinger Leonard: At least it’s a covenant with someone to tell you what the covenant is about. 5/10.

Forlorn Corvid Settler: It’s painful to see Ornifex’s people became a bunch of rotting birds dragging their poop around, but that’s a good thing. 5/10.

Drowsy Forlorn: Okay, he only has a few lines of dialogue but it’s such a strong introduction to Ariandel. 5/10.

Slave Knight Gael: Kind of shows up once, then you summon him, and then there’s a few messages he left, and then he’s... what, the final fucking boss of the ENTIRE franchise? Excuse me? Yes, he’s one of the best boss fights in the ENTIRE franchise, yes, but why, who, what? He’s just the Dark Soul at that point, and YES sure the point is he’s a nobody like you who managed to last until the end of time or whatever, sure, I don’t care. My reaction to him being the final boss of the series was not “Oh hell yeah” but “... huh? What? Why?” 5/10.

Rosaria, Mother of Rebirth: ... are you Gwynevere? Who are you? I want to know more, and I don’t know if that’s a good mystery or just a frustrating lack of content. 5/10.

Cornyx of the Great Swamp: ... eh? Okay? 5/10.

Sirris of the Sunless Realms: ... okay? Sure? Okay. I guess killing your mad father is a story at least? 5/10.

Pilgrim Butterfly Nascent: That’s... neat? She becomes an immortal angel dream supported by a cocoon of her own flesh? Why? Because it’s neat? Sure, it’s neat. 5/10.

Old Woman of Londor: She’s in the game I guess. 4/10.

High Priestess Emma: She tells you what direction to go I guess. Guess she raised Prince Lothric? Okay that’s nice. 4/10.

Blacksmith Andre: Hey remember dark souls 1 you liked dark souls 1 right you like andre right we brought him back please like us. Why is he here. How is he here. What is any of this? 1/10.

Archdeacon McDonnel: Oh, a covenant leader without any dialogue whatsoever. I love not even being given a reason to join a covenant or learning anything about it. 0/10.

Old Wolf of Farron: Oh, a covenant leader without any dialogue whatsoever. I love not even being given a reason to join a covenant or learning anything about it. 0/10.

Siegwhatever: Long may the sun shine! You’re just fucking Siegmeyer YOURE JUST FUCKING SIEGMEYER stop trying to tug at my nostalgia sure you have your own plot with Yhorm that comes out of nowhere but YORE JUST FUCKING SIEGMEYER TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT FUCK YOU 0/10

I’m not doing one for Elden Ring because even if I controversially don’t like Elden Ring much, it has a ton of great NPCs and even if it’s fucking OBNOXIOUS finding where they’ve gone in a fucking open world game without a guide without checking every single location in the game every time you do anything spend just 10 hours combing the entire map becausue who knows maybe Alexander is here now maybe Blaidd is inthe fuucking evergoal fuck you--

ahem. excuse me. despite all of that Elden Ring has great NPCs.

BUT MY POINT IS

fuck Dark Souls 3 it has the weakest npcs it fucking sucks

Dark Souls 2? Best NPCs. Best most fun wonderful. Dark Souls 2 best dark souls.

#autumn says things #dark souls #dark souls 1 #dark souls 2 #dark souls 3 #npc rankings

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skxllz · 5 months

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{ 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐤𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐡 }

quotes; “ I showed up on your doorstep cause you're my uncle, asshole, not because I'm selling girl scout cookies. ”, “ did you really just ask if I'm a fucking junkie? ”

age; 20

sex; female

pronouns; she/her

alias; chester shepard

> the surname of her biological mother, used in manhattan - where she came from.

personality; quiet, isolated/introverted, awkwardly caring, sarcastic, playful, kind (for the most part)

likes; eating cherries and playing with the stems. reading forensic files online. playing uno online and in person. collecting trinkets and random things (dice, tiny collectables, etc). chewing on lollipop sticks. keeping money in her shoe for emergencies. smoking swishers. sucking on those creme mint candies. going to the park just to sit on the platforms of the play palace(?). riding bikes. hanging out at the L just because she's nosey and eavesdrops on everyone. riding in/on the back of the cart at the grocery store. goofing around in public places. writing poems when she's bored. sour candy. watching movies, sneaking into the movie theater.

dislikes; public transportation. green apples. arrogant people. feeling transparent/being ignored. her uncle. mickey (it's a love/hate relationship). being bothered when reading.

appearance; up top

additional information; she's sexually confused (bi curious). she has an older brother, wilson, and a little sister, amanda. out of all of the gallagher's she's closest with carl. her mother is deceased and her father got arrested, which is why she was sent to live with terry.

#oc #my oc #shameless oc

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domaslut · 2 years

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Clarice Charlotte Blackthrone, my Mc.

In order to introduce you to my main Hogwarts Mystery oc, I have decided to create this post. If you’d like our Ocs to interact, let me know and I might mention them in the future drabbles and one-shots I will publish.

I have personally edited the picture below. If you wish to use it, or re-post it, please, give me credits. It took hours.

Name: Clarice Charlotte Blackthrone.

Face claim: Nina Dobrev.

Date of birth: 28th August 1970.

Occupation: Hogwarts student (1980-1987); Auror.

Affiliation: Death Eater (forced by her family); secretly, member of the Order.

Status: alive.

Hair: she has long and straight brown hair. She usually lets them loose down her shoulders and wears a simple black hairband.

Eyes: the color of her eyes varies. It depends solely on the light. They are essentially blue, but, if you ask her friends to define their shade, it might end up being a real argument.

Blood: she is a pureblood. Her parents were both Slytherins and they were top Death Eaters. They both survived the first wizarding war and now are helping the Dark Lord to gather followers to raise again.

Wand: beech wood with a phoenix feather core, 12 1/4” and reasonably supple flexibility.

Patronus: her patronus is a wolf. It symbolizes her aptitude to rely on herself only.

Personality: Clarice is a kind and lovely person. Despite her kin with Death Eaters, she does not share their ideals. However, her childhood and living with her parents have deeply influenced her. She might turn out to be aggressive, exceptionally cunning and sarcastic. Her sadistic side emerges during duels and, after them, she usually spends her days on her own, regretting her violent outbursts. As a real Slytherin, she is shrewd and ambitious and would do whatever it takes to achieve her goals, or protect the ones she loves. She is brilliant and competitive. Some may say she is morally grey and that is indeed truth. She is willing to sacrifice her happiness to see her loved ones happy. She is a supportive friend and a generous person.

What does she hate: she hates lies and manipulative people. Her parents have lied to her for years, imposing their authority on both her and her older sister. However, she is keeping just a secret from them and from some of her friends. In addition, she loathes losing and bullies. It might be a “Slytherin thing”, but she hates Gryffindors with the only exception of Bill Weasley.

Abilities: do you remember the little secret she is keeping for herself? Well, Clarice is an Animagus. She has not declared her ability to the Ministry, since it is her only way to truly escape from her parents and avoid conflicts when she is not in the mood for confronting people. Clarice is also exceptionally skilled in Charms, DADA and Potions and she gains a lot of House Points to help her House. She is labeled as “the best duellant of Hogwarts”. Being the daughter of two Death Eaters granted her the chance to know how to fight and defend herself before many of her classmates.

Years at Hogwarts: she had started attending Hogwarts in 1980 and graduated in 1987.

Sexuality: straight.

Friends: Clarice has two best friends: Chester Davies and Felix Rosier. Among her other friends, the only significant one is Bill Weasley. Although she would have loved to make more friends, most of the students labeled her as a person to fear and pity and she never really got the chance to approach them without scaring them away.

Romance: she dated Chester for a while, but her heart had always belonged to Felix. Her friendship with Chester was not messed up when they broke up and they kept on being the iconic trio they had always been. Moreover, her family had already told her that, in order to be able to marry Chester, he should have agreed in become a Death Eater. That caused the girl to break up with him to save him from a future of misery. She is now married to Felix out of pure, unconditional love. The Blackthrones had already set up their wedding not caring about their feelings. However, the couple had got married in secret, as an act of rebellion against their parents’s will to strictly observe the protocol.

Interests: she loves reading muggle novels and listening to music. She usually drags Felix, Bill and Chester with her to explore the muggle world and the famous museums. At times, she goes to concerts too with her older sister. During her free time, she loves drawing. However, she does not like coloring. All her works end up being black and white.

Significant members of the family.

Clarice Charlotte Blackthrone (my MC).

Tobias Richard Blackthrone † (Clarice’s father);

Gemma Vivienne Blackthrone-Rossellini † (Clarice’s mother);

Gwendolyn Mary Blackthrone † (Clarice’s older sister);

Jackson Ross † (Gwendolyn’s first husband);

Totila Samuel Pearson (Gwendolyn’s second husband).

TRIVIA & QUOTES.

Some lines she told people.

• To Chester Davies, talking about her family:

“They are monsters. I was told about the unforgivable curses at the age of seven, Chester. I will never forget the day my father murdered a muggle before my eyes. I was sitting on my mother’s lap, writhing in fear, begging her to let me go… She laughed at me, holding me down and forcing me to watch my dad torturing a poor man in our living room. If I ever become a murderer, the blood on my hands will be theirs”.

• To Felix Rosier, during a party at the Rosiers.

“You are the only person in this room I do not despise. Now, let’s dance. Our parents are watching us and, probably, discussing about our future marriage”.

• To her older sister, Gwendolyn, before joining the Death Eaters about to attack Hogwarts.

“Either you kill mom, or I will. But don’t you dare dying on me, alright?”.

• To Felix Rosier in France, after she killed a muggle instead of Felix during a Death Eaters’s meeting.

“I don’t regret doing what I did to save your soul. I don’t care about mine, anymore. I am already doomed… All I care about is you”.

• To her mother, during the battle of Hogwarts.

“Avada Kedavra”.

• To Bill Weasley, drinking Butterbeer to celebrate the end of the sixth year at Hogwarts.

“Thank you for not having given up on me, even if I am… Well, you know. I am glad you are here. I love you, Bill, for real”.

• To herself, crying in her bedroom.

“Let’s go back to what I do best: self-deprecating for being my father’s daughter… Is it just another way to self-destruct, though? Argh, whatever”.

• To a Gryffindor bullying her and Felix.

“You are fucking right about my family, you know? Rather foolish of you to step into a pit of vipers… Allow me to introduce myself. I am Clarice Charlotte Backthrone, the witch who kicked your brother’s ass during our first year at Hogwarts. What makes you think I won’t just rip you to shreds in the Great Hall?”.

• To Chester, sneaking into the Ravenclaw Tower to sleep with him.

“What do you think it would be worse: Flitwick having an heart attack, or Snape detracting House Points from our Houses?”.

Some facts about Clarice.

• Her Animagus form is a white British Short Tail with piercing blue eyes;

• She can practise some powerful spells without using her wand, just like her grandfather;

• She speaks Italian fluently, since her mother is italian;

• Although the color of her eyes is blue, she loves turning it brown instead because the natural blue pigmentation reminds her of her father’s eyes;

• During the battle of Hogwarts she was standing with the Death Eaters in order to protect Felix, but also help the Order to catch some Dark Wizards without them knowing that there were traitors among their crew. However, she was forced to kill some allies from the Order who did not know her truly intents. Among the Death Eaters, she killed her mother, but she got severely injured by her father. She was saved by Felix and Chester who managed to kill him. She was the responsible of the Death of Tulip Karasu, Liz Turtle, Barnaby Lee, the former Gryffindor prefect and Penny Haywood.

• She attended all the funerals, taking the full responsibility for what she had done;

• She named her first child after the name of her deceased sister, murdered by her mother;

• Currently, she lives in Paris with Felix and their children.

#hogwarts mystery #harry potter hogwarts mystery #hogwarts mc #felix rosier #chester davies #death eaters #order of the phoenix #harry potter series #harry potter #rowan khanna #barnaby lee #penny haywood #talbott winger #oc x canon #ravenclaw #slytherin #bill weasley #tom riddle #hermione granger

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missmichelle06 · 7 months

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A gigantic list of toons that exist in my oc world called "Chester and Friends" with info about the world (part 1)

Chester

Chester is pretty much the main character and the goofiest of the bunch. He's one of two fox twins. He often gets into very silly shenanigans. He's very happy-go-lucky and absolutely loves making new friends. He is Melanie's love interest.

Melody

Chester's twin sister! She doesn't delve into goofy stuff as often as Chester, but will still sometimes go on adventures with him. Like Chester, she loves making new friends. She is Wilbur's love interest.

Wilbur

Wilbur is a panther who's often rather pessimistic and sarcastic. He usually has an attitude and is very sarcastic. He will end up softening up to Chester and Melody, becoming friends with them. He eventually becomes Melody's love interest.

Liam (no full-body picture yet)

Liam is a cartoon fox who's known for being easily spooked and weary. Once you get to know him, you will find that he's a very loving person and cares deeply for his friends. He also has a wife who belongs to @starry-boxes :D

Gladys

Gladys is a toon cat from the country. She loves farming, talking to people, and making sweets for her friends. Gladys is a lot stronger than she looks, easily being able to pick up Liam. Her lover is Oliver, a character that belongs to my boyfriend. Gladys lived most of her childhood on her uncle's farm.

Uncle Billy

Billy is Gladys' uncle and the brother to Gladys' father, Darren. He has a farm, and is very jolly and sweet man. He's always willing to help anyone in need.

Alise and Darren

Alise and Darren are Gladys' parents. They're very busy, plus Darren's line of work is very dangerous, so he'd leave Gladys at his brother's farm for most of the time. Alise and Darren still tried to visit and be there for Gladys as much as they could.

#toon #toons #toon oc #toon ocs #oc #ocs #oc art #digital art #art #i have so many characters

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theoriginaltortuga · 1 year

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the last main babe!! Jeremiah Chu-Blanco!!

Jeremiah “Jeremy” “Jer” Chu-Blanco, my single pringle!!

is a trans guy and uses he/him

is aromantic and bisexual

is Chinese-Mexican-American, his parents were both from Mexicali and immigrated to the States when he was four

grew up fluent in Spanish and Cantonese, with a fairly heavy Mexican accent, kind of faded, but noticeable if you know it’s there

grew up a sarcastic jackass, got really aggressive just after the accident before reining it in back to sarcasm after a couple months

main weapon: his hands, also a knife he found in a literal dumpster (he does not tell Amalia this because he thinks she’ll make him get rid of it and he’s attached)

did not want to go to college, but lied his ass off to Lia

is besties with Lincoln, decided on this after realizing Lincoln was also into art, Lincoln was not consulted

has the large serpent tattoo on his shoulder, wanted to cry the whole time, but needed to look cool in front of Lincoln, it was Jer’s first tattoo

loves Abel’s nerd rants and is genuinely taking mental notes when he does

ends up with all weapons, all lore docs and in a mixed route

is besties with Reina and Delia

thinks Connor is the coolest thing since sliced bread and imprints on him like a duck

gets along best with Danni of the ILB crew but they roast each other in a way that makes people think they hate each other

so weirdly gets along best with Lily of the ilitw crew, half silence/half nerd rants as he does love video games and is curious about the technical side

“Fun” Facts

sobs his eyes out, his first night alone in his new apartment

despite his comfort in being himself, still feels a call to pick one or the other even though the choice is long gone

Is never quite the same around Jocelyn but makes an effort to be friendly (its difficult because he’d genuinely liked her a lot and considered them friends)

loved and loves his sister to bits and pieces and will always consider himself an older brother

Shares custody of Chester the Bone Dog with Reina

does go to college/trade school to be a jeweler when not hunting down horrors

feels overwhelming guilt about choosing himself, but goes into full blown panic attacks at the thought of returning to the Power and has nightmares starring it and Loha

frequently calls up Reina and Delia to go for late night drives and convivence store runs when he wants to peel his skin off for both dysphoria and Power reasons

never went on testosterone out of the hesitation over his body not quite feeling like his (now “knows” this to be true) also the reason he kept dyeing his hair white like the OG Jer, but is looking into it

buys himself a plush raccoon named “Chips” who takes residence in his car like Kenna, rags on Noah for Kenna until Noah finds Chips and threatens to tell Lincoln and Joss

after the last horror is found and cured, he, Reina, and Delia take a road trip to New York and back...in the middle of the night...without warning any of their loved ones....i did mention they share a brain cell

@ila-appreciationweek

#ilaw #ilw mc #oc: jeremy chu-blanco #words cannot express how much i love this guy #hes my funky guy my squishy and exists because of ilw but has also moved to universes outside it

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happyk44 · 1 year

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June: I am so fucking normal! About everyting! All the fucking time!!

Chester: Yeah, 'cause you seem real fucking normal right now.

June: Thank you, I'm so glad you agree!

Chester: I was being sarcastic.

June: And I chose not to hear it that way!

#oc shitposting

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91062854-ka · 2 years

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Sophie Turner (Voiced by: Andrea Libman)

Gender: Female

Species: Human

Age: 10

Birthday: March 21, 1992

Hair color: Brown

Eye color: Astral

Homeworld: Earth

Personal Information

Residence:

Turners' House Dimmsdale, California

Affiliations:

Turner family

Her Fairy Family

Squirrely Scouts

Super Kids (Under the Cleft identity)

Aliases:

Sophie (by everyone)

Turner Twins (with Timmy)

Ms. Turner (by Denzel Crocker)

Twerp (by Vicky)

Sweetheart (by Dad)

Sis (by Timmy)

Honey (by Wanda)

Birthday Girl

Soph (by Gary)

Paige the Girl Chin Wonder

The Chosen Duo (with Timmy)

Interests:

Girly things

Boy stuff

Chip Skylark

Comic Books

Video Games

Toys

Science

Action Movies

Art

Skateboarding

Music

Reading books

Playing

Drawing

Making Wishes

Sports

Friends:

Chloe Carmichael

Chester McBadbat

A.J.

Mark Chang

Elmer

Sanjay

Chip Skylark

Crimson Chin

Gary (formerly)

Tootie

Jimmy Neutron

Enemies:

Vicky (babysitter)

Denzel Crocker (school teacher)

Francis (school bully)

Dr. Bender (dentist)

Anti-Fairies

Pixies

Dark Laser

Happy Peppy Betty and Gary

Tad and Chad

Trixie and Tristan Tang

Remy Buxaplenty

Juandissimo Magnifico (formerly)

Norm (genie)

Hugh J. Magnate Jr.

Gary (imaginary friend; ex-boyfriend)

Chatty

The Fair Bears

Love Interests:

Gary (formerly: ex-boyfriend)

Tristan Tang (formerly: ex-crush)

Godfamily

Fairy Godparents:

Cosmo (godfather)

Wanda (godmother)

Fairy Godsiblings: Poof (godbrother)

Fairy Pets: Sparky (shares him with Timmy)

Family

Parents:

Mr. Turner (father)

Mrs. Turner (mother)

Siblings:

Tommy Turner (wish-created brother)

Timmy Turner (Older twin brother)

Vicky the Babysitter (possible future sister-in-law)

Grandparents:

Pappy (paternal grandfather)

Grandma Gladys (maternal grandmother)

Grandpa Vlad (maternal grandfather)

Ebeneezer Turner (great great grandfather)

Grandma Turner (paternal grandmother)

Others:

Gertrude (great aunt)

Vicky and Tootie's Dad (possible future father-in-law)

Mr. Tang (possible future father-in-law)

Nicky (possible future mother-in-law)

Mrs. Tang (possible future mother-in-law)

Personality: Sweet, smart, witty, brave, heroic, stubborn, kind, sassy, sarcastic,

Background Information

Sophia "Sophie" Grace Turner is the twin sister of Timmy Turner, she was born 5 minutes after Timmy, making her the younger twin. Sophie may seem to be girly on the outside, but she's actually a tomboy on the inside, she likes girl stuff, but she also likes boy stuff like playing videos games, reading comics books, etc;

Timmy and Sophie have a close bond ever since they were born, they're inseparable so they're rarely seen apart. Due of being twins, one knows how the other is feeling, and what the other twin is thinking, and Sophie and Timmy always have each other's back. Because of this, Timmy and Sophie are known as the "Turner Twins".

Unfortunately, they feel their parents are playing favoritism because they were actually expecting a daughter than twins, so when Sophie was born after Timmy, they always favorite her over her brother, even though they love both twins equally, but Timmy doesn't resent it since Sophie always assured him she doesn't like how their parents favors her over him when they're supposed to love them equally.

Unlike her brother who gets F's and bad grades, Sophie has good grades in school, getting straight A+, so she's very smart. She isn't afraid to get dirty as she loves to play sports. But she is annoyed with Tristan Tang, one of the most popular and handsome boy in school, her former crush and the twin brother of Trixie Tang, and Remy Buxaplenty because they both have a huge crush on her and she tries to avoid them.

She is also the only character who isn't afraid of Vicky as she stands up for herself and her twin brother, which annoys Vicky because Sophie isn't afraid of her. She is also the only girl who Chester McBadbat doesn't mind hanging out with since they're best friends and Chester, alongside A.J, knew Sophie isn't like most girls.

Sophie has a habit of twitching whenever someone, mostly Timmy, says, "What could possibly go wrong?", meaning something bad is going to happen, so it's a warning system for Sophie and those around her. Sophie also has a beautiful singing voice and hopes when she grows up, she'll become a famous singer, just like her idol and favorite singer, Chip Skylark.

Sophie has the perfect combination of beauty and brains, so she's kinda like Belle from Beauty and the Beast, she's a bookworm and she focuses on books or playing sports but remains clueless because almost every boy in school wants to date her since she's one of the prettiest girls in school who can rival against Trixie Tang's. Unlike Timmy, Sophie doesn't care about getting popular, she enjoys being herself, so even though she's not popular of being born in a rich and wealthy family, she is unknowingly popular for her natural beauty.

Because of her mother's terrible cooking, Sophie teaches herself or watching TV shows or reading cookbooks of how to cook delicious food for herself, her twin brother and their father. Despite of being a 10-year-old girl, she is actually very strong, no doubt inherited it from her mother, she can also be intimidating when someone pushes her buttons and makes her angry, like how she punches Francis to leave her brother alone, making him afraid of her, no doubt she got it from Vicky after some of her influence rubbed off on her.

Trivia

• Sophie's birthday is March 21, which makes her an Aries (planet Mars) in the horoscope.

• Sophie's favorite colors are blue, purple and pink.

• Sophie is right-handed since her brother is left-handed.

• Sophie's most common wish has been to make "everything back to normal", considering the dire consequences of many of her brother's previous granted wishes before that. Although she does say it with Timmy by saying, "We wish everything was back to normal".

• Unlike her brother, she doesn't have buck teeth since her grandfather, Pappy, was able to remove the pacifier from her, but forgot to do the same for Timmy due to him forgetting where he is and wonder where he was, causing Timmy to develop buck teeth by sucking on a pacifier too much. So even though they're identical twins, the only way to tell them apart was by their teeth and the clothes they wear.

• Since Timmy and Sophie are twins, they have Cosmo and Wanda as their godparents since only married fairies are assigned to twins while fairies that are single are assigned to the only child.

• Sophie has been to therapy with Timmy. The twins have been going to therapy possibly since they were five because there is a picture of them (and Gary, from their imagination) in therapy.

• Like Timmy, Sophie can also be able to mimic both Wanda and Cosmo's voices too.

• Even though Sophie is the younger twin, she is more responsible than Timmy, who, despite being the older twin, is irresponsible.

#fairly oddparents #oc character #timmy turner #sister oc #oc twin sister

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now I'M going to be the obvious one and send in a don't starve guy, everyones favorite scrimblo himself Wilson

Send me a character and I’ll reply with my:

– Overall opinion of them

This man is absolutely pathetic. I love him.

– Gender/sexuality headcanons

Cisgender and bisexual, but because of his time period he doesn't know that part (and finding out will be a very slow, awkward process)

– Favorite moment in canon

Basically any time in the animations he looks ready to square up for the others. Also love him being super proud of himself for fishing in the Hook Line and Inker trailer, him fighting with the hound and then proceeding to have the biggest "oh, great" look on the planet as he notices the moon chunk falling, and all of "Inevitable"

– Favorite moment in a fanwork

I haven't read enough Don't Starve fanwork recently to say

– Favorite line, in canon or otherwise

Many gross misuses of "science", but special shoutout to "I should eat forty. For science" of the sugar cookies. Also partial to him complaining about Maxwell leaving his chess stuff lying around.

– Characters I love seeing them interact with

Maxwell of course (platonically), considering the bit of history there that's just devolved into sarcastic, petty jabs. I think they have more in common than they care to admit. Also the kids. Wilson definitely not for world's best dad, but probably the best they're going to get out here, and the one who'll let the kids blow things up with impunity.

– Last thing before sleeping headcanons

This implies he doesn't just outright collapse the moment he has the chance. But, he likes to do a silent headcount for his own sake before he sleeps, just to make sure everyone's around who's supposed to be. He empties out Chester and usually feeds him something nice, and then he likes to sit in the quiet by himself for a bit, just listening to the people who are still up. Sometimes, if he's the last one up, he'll go out to the very edge of the firelight and just...start talking into the dark. He knows it won't do anything, but she must get lonely, mustn't she? He certainly did.

– Sleeping habits headcanons

Before the Constant, he slept like the dead. He would not wake up unless there was actively a house fire, and even then it would be iffy. Nowadays, he still sleeps quite hard when he does sleep, but it's usually in short bursts, and he'll be dragging his feet wondering why he even bothered trying to sleep afterwards.

– First thing after waking up headcanons

The hair. You do not stand between this man and his hair routine, and you do not see him before he at least deems it "close enough" (though his definition of that has gotten a bit more lenient over the cycles). After that he tends to check over camp supplies to see if anything needs to be replenished.

– Favorite locations headcanon

He used to be one of those little goblins who really liked small, cramped spaces. Like, he'd contort himself under a staircase just for the sake of a quiet reading spot and call it "cozy". His shack was a mess humble, but it was home and he was proud of it, so he spent most of his time in there.

Nowadays, he likes places like the meadow or savannah biomes, because they're mostly peaceful and if any danger shows up he can usually see it coming a while away.

#fooligandan

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Bria was working with Mike in her studio while Joe hung out with them. He and Mike talked privately about why he was invited to join them because he often felt like he was the third wheel. No, he was invited because they truly loved hanging out with him. He should never feel like he was the third wheel because he wasn’t. Okay, that made him feel a lot better. Even though he was seen as the guy with a dry sarcastic sense of humor, he could also be sensitive.

But he kept that sensitivity hidden. The band saw him as a guy who was artistic, logical, a free thinker, a hard worker, and loyal. He was also the kind of guy who liked to be prepared and had great attention to detail. It showed when he was creating beats or producing songs with Mike.

The animals were in and out like usual. Woody jumped up on a chair and sat down. He was curious about what they were doing, while also wanting attention. Joe petted him while Mike asked her about Matt. They were texting back and forth. She was so pumped up about them meeting him. He laughed. Since it was LA, they were bound to run into a celebrity eventually.

She was also pumped up because Jon was going to visit her for a week. He wanted to meet Jason. So, they were planning on doing that. He thought they would likely hang out at his place informally. Mike thought he would like his little brother. Jason was like her. He had an open, laid-back, and enthusiastic personality. Jason was pretty much open to doing whatever. He also loved meeting new people. Growing up, he was the kind of guy who had a lot of friends.

“Bria, you are the most naturally hyperactive person I have ever met”, Joe joked.

Mike laughed because it was true. Chester could have a lot of energy, as well but his energy was caffeinated. She had natural energy. They could only imagine what her energy levels were like when she was younger. At one time, she likened herself to a child on caffeine. Maybe an energy drink or a bouncy ball. Joe imagined her as being more like the Energizer Bunny. She kept going and going and going….

It was a combination of her ADHD and BPD. Was she going to be awake for three days again? She hoped not! Maybe they could have Jason and Phoenix come over to hang out with her. Mike laughed. As patient as he was, he didn’t know if his brother could handle her energy levels on zero sleep. He and Phoenix would have to take turns staying with her while the other one slept. They would probably have her do a calming activity.

Maybe watching a movie in her theater or working in the studio. Something where she wasn’t jumping around. Maybe they would even have her swim in her pool. When was Jon coming? Tomorrow. Richie and his wife, Heather were picking him up at the airport and bringing him over. Why wasn’t she picking him up? She had a doctor’s appointment. It was just a yearly checkup.

Nothing major. She hoped to be at the house when they arrived.

The following afternoon, she and Jon were hanging out with Mike, Jason, and Phoenix. He introduced his boyfriend to him. It’s nice to finally meet you. They went into the living room where they sat down with the dogs. Woody was awake from a nap. He had been chasing mice when he was rudely awakened by the damn dogs barking.

What does a cat have to do to get some sleep around here? After licking his paw and using it to clean his face, he climbed down from his cat tree to see the new humans in his house. Meow. He hopped up to where Bria was sitting. She jokingly asked him if they had woken him up. Yes, you did! He would have to make up for it later. She scratched his head, making the other humans laugh. Jon asked how many pets she had. It was just the two dogs and one cat.

“I’m in the process of getting a horse. Mike and Brad are helping me with that. They are more expensive and more work than I thought they would be.”

“Yeah. You shouldn’t get one impulsively. You will be overwhelmed quickly.”

“Even if I don’t get one this year, I will be prepared in the future.”

“What about a kitten”, Jason asked.

“Jay, don’t enable her”, Mike joked.

They laughed. Her dream was to have a house full of animals to take care of. Still, they wanted to make sure she didn’t develop an addiction to adopting animals. Jon learned that Jason had recently graduated from Amherst University with a degree in Asian Studies with a concentration on cultural anthropology, architectural history, and art history.

He wanted to go to graduate school to study landscape architecture. So, he was taking a break before he started applying to different schools. Jon was impressed. How did he meet Phoenix? He met him through Bria. She joked that they both stole her boyfriend. They laughed. Mike knew that Jon and Phoenix thought of themselves as boyfriends. That was as much as he wanted to know. Jason found out that Jon knew Bria from when she was a child.

Her parents bought a house next door to his in the early to mid-eighties. They visited occasionally, so he got to watch her grow up. She was also one of Bon Jovi’s biggest fans. Jason met her when Mike invited him to hang out with them. He thought she had a lot of energy but was very creative. Yes, she did. After noticing one of her dogs was wearing a dress, he asked her about it.

“Because nobody can tell them apart and everyone thinks she’s a boy.”

“What’s her name?”

“Missy. The other one is Buddy and the cat is Woody.”

Mike had her tell them about her experience using the microwave. She got so excited when she told them the story of how she ordered pizza for her, Mike, Jason, and Phoenix. They ended up having leftovers, so she put them into the refrigerator. They then taught her how to use the microwave. They laughed when Jon put his hands over his face for a moment.

You are too spoiled! They laughed because that’s what they had been telling her! He and Dorothea should have taught her the basics. Did she do her laundry and housework? Yes, she did! What happened to her house cleaner? She and her family went back to Mexico because they had a sick family member. What about her assistant? She checked in with her occasionally. Okay. As long as she could take care of her household.

What about cooking? No. She just learned how to use her microwave! It was a big jump from that to being able to cook for herself. He realized she was right. They laughed. She also liked to spoil her friends by taking them out. Mike, Joe, and Phoenix had been very spoiled by her.

As had Brad and Rob. The only person she had left to take out was Chester. Phoenix encouraged her to do that. He would greatly appreciate it, especially since he could use a friend. She made a plan to do that. After getting her phone, she sent him a text message. He responded almost instantly. What did he say? Fuck yeah! That sounded like him. They laughed.

@zoeykaytesmom @feelingsofaithless @alina-dixon

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Odds & Ends: December 22, 2023

Code Talker: The First and Only Memoir by One of the Original Navajo Code Talkers of WWII by Chester Nez. During WWII, the Marines recruited members of the Navajo tribe to create a secret military code based on the Navajo language; the code was ultimately crucial in helping the Americans win many battles — including taking Iwo Jima — and is the only spoken military code never to have been deciphered. Despite mistreatment by the government growing up, Chester Nez remained very patriotic and volunteered for the Marines during the war; he was selected to be part of the original all-Navajo platoon that developed the code and then deployed it in the field, making round-the-clock transmissions on Guadalcanal and other campaigns in the Pacific theater. Nez’s memoir is an easy, relatively short read about an interesting, oft-overlooked part of WWII history and covers his life before, during, and after the war, and how his warrior heritage and the Navajo traditions helped him live the “Right Way.” Heat Therapy Patches. If you’ve got an ache or pain, using a heating pad can bring relief. Problem is, a heating pad tethers you to an electrical cord, and if you’re using one while you sleep, the pad won’t stay in the spot you want to treat. Enter heat therapy patches. Stick one on your body (they say to stick it on your clothes, but to be hot enough and stay in the same place, I put it directly on my skin), and you get 12 hours of soothing, limbering heat. I use this generic brand, and it works well. When I feel some niggle in my back that threatens to turn into a chronic problem, I put a patch on my back before bed, and when I get up — voila! — the pain is gone. The Age of Average. Have you noticed that everything looks the same these days? A coffee shop in Tulsa, OK looks pretty much the same as a coffee shop in Raleigh, NC. Airbnbs have mostly the same interior designs. Cars look the same. Even people look the same. Have you noticed how female Instagram influencers all have the same sort of “look”? The kids these days call it “Instagram face.” Alex Murrell calls this rising monoculture “the age of average” and explores what’s behind it in this article. Once you know about the age of average, you’ll start seeing it everywhere. Here’s to zigging when everyone else is zagging. The Man Who Came to Dinner. I watched this 1942 film after Jeremy Arnold recommended it in our podcast episode about classic Christmas movies. The Man Who Came to Dinner is an offbeat screwball comedy about an acerbic literary critic named Sheridan Whiteside who slips on ice and injures himself outside a family’s home in Ohio. Forced to stay with the family during the Christmas season while he recovers, Whiteside quickly takes over the household with his demanding, eccentric behavior. Monty Woolley and Bette Davis crackle in this movie as they throw sarcastic zings at each other. A great film to remind you of the virtues of being a good houseguest during the holidays. Quote of the Week I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future. The Spirits of all three shall strive within me. I will not shut out the lessons that they teach. ― Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol The post Odds & Ends: December 22, 2023 appeared first on The Art of Manliness. http://dlvr.it/T0VK3X

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