#hes saying that to do psychic damage

[small-spark-of-light]

i wanted to finish the alignment chart so heres more

#incredibox #incredibox fanart #arbox #two faces #henry #velda #chester #coop #velda my beloved <3 #they're so babie #look at that smile :D they have done nothing wrong #i hope henry is uncanny and bad to look at :) #thats what i was going for #hes falls so hard in the uncanny valley #look at his sprites!!! his nose it too high up and his mouth is too high up also and its too big #his eyes are weird too #nightmare man!!!!/pos #its supposed to look like henrys busting down a door #hes saying that to do psychic damage #chester is being sarcastic #coop is nervous. this is normal #d'arbox #sparks creations

[introspectivememories]

mister lewis hamilton, sir, how are you gonna go on live television and talk about about how your karting days were the best times of your career and still never say nico's name? not once but multiple times??? oh you mean the karting your did with your childhood best friend nico rosberg? that karting? the karting where you met him? the karting where your families became friends? the karting where you spent months in italy together? the pizza eating contests and torn up hotel rooms? the frosties? the unicycling? that karting???? "i'm over the divorce," says man who is soo not over the divorce.

#he's sooo not over it #say what you want about him but at least nico can talk about it #the lengths lewis goes to avoid nico's name is genuinely sooo funny #babe who are you fooling? you can't even say his name #you ran away during that interview in spain #he was still speaking!!! and you heard one conversation ender and bounced #lewis hamilton sir you are soo funny #can the both of you go to couples counseling so the rest of us don't have to take psychic damage every time you two interact? #lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #brocedes #f1 #ok obligatory disclaimer for the anon: i do not think that lewis' fond memories of karting come solely from doing it with nico #i do think that he enjoyed it for reasons outside of being friends with nico (bonding with his dad/smth he enjoyed/etc) #but this is a brocedes post. i am going to make it about brocedes. hope this helps

[deadlydelicious]

Everytime The Witcher appropriates the welsh language but the has the GALL to mispronounce it, the power of my rage grows

do you know how seldom Welsh gets a fucking look in?! and the you have the gall to pronounce it like its fucking English

#the witcher #welsh #like i want to be excited because YAY WELSH #but then they do that #HE SAID SHAERRAWEDD 'Cher-Wed' i'm going to scream #its not even proper Welsh but if you're going to base your conlang that hard of an existing language i beg of you learn the rules #say it Shere-a-with #i'm going to start showing witcher colang to my nain to cause her psychic damage #i joke but tbh i think she would like that someone is taking the language she had stripped from her as a kid and is reviving it in a new wa #Anya at least says the first part right #to the point i suspect she studied and did her best but the directors fought her on the dd

[kinokoshoujoart]

the sos awl development team really looked at rock and said “even if we could fix him (we can’t) he would never agree to it, carry on king”

#and i’m eternally grateful they responded this way #my odd worldview king has every possible brain disease and disorder and he’s perfect just the way he is #cora clownposting content #sos awl #multiple interviews stress that rock was left unchanged because he was always a fucking weirdo and will remain so eternally #i also love that they use the same logic i do. sorry couldn’t redesign him he wouldn’t let us. sorry rock insisted on being drawn this way #what? just change his personality? sorry our hands are tied because he would not fucking say we can rewrite him #explains why his risqué first heart event dialogue was left entirely unchanged in the jp yet maya can’t call him a nanpa anymore #english localization toned it down this time. natume used literal translations and some roughly equivalent english double entendres #sometimes just ignored them #xseed did decide to make him wink when inviting you to be fun-buddies so idk #xseed definitely held a gun to his head for his toned down lines they have Hostage Situation vibes #‘hi there platonic buddy pal!!’ *winks in morse code to spell the words ‘SEX NOW??’* #psychic damage posting #bokumono #hm awl #rock (awl) #this was in my drafts when the heck did i write all this #rock tumbling (sos)

[vampkomori]

im speechless

#hsr #i dont know what to say. they keep giving me psychic damage every day at 6am like clockwork #ratio liking all of aventurines posts EXCEPT the magazine pajama one #its 'he needs to stop dressing like this its unprofessional' (tsundere translation: i dont want other people to Iust over my crush) #WHY IS THERE SOO MUCH. TOPAZ N RATIO ARE FRIENDS #sunday n aven have the same taste #acheron logging into her decrepit socmed account just to like her besties magazine then logs off #robin likes so many of avens posts its cute #aventurine buying his magazine in bulk and giving it away at work #i KNOW he gave a signed copy to ratio. and ratio would look in disgust 'what should i do with this..trash' #then goes home and frames it. why is he like this #im ILL

[izzehands]

#ofmd #izzy hands #ofmd critical #the amount of like psychic damage i’ve taken reading some of these takes #and i’ve done my time in the shipping trenches it’s not like i don’t understand the merit of this kind of analysis #but not here it just doesn’t fit here #and it feels sooooo dated to say ‘oh pirate is dedicated and loyal and devoted to his captain the only reason there could be for that #is if he also wants to sleep with him’ #???? #why is the common narrative here: if man has too many feelings he’s gay #do you guys realize how that sounds? #anyway #izzy’s my favorite character of the show and i guess it’s silly to complain about on tumblr but i get the sense people can’t enjoy him #unless they make him gay first #wild to me people aren’t frothing at the mouth for this kind of platonic captain/first mate #owner/guard dog dynamic #like they can’t appreciate it unless they insist it is absolutely gay in canon #wwhhhhhyyyyyy would the show not have just made it canon if it was #one of the weirdest fandom conspiracies i’ve ever seen #the izcourse

[sheepie-self-ships]

Me when the f/o…

#girl help I’m going through my bones album… #sometimes the guitar solos should be LONGER #IMO. Just Saying #there’s this one concert video I keep replaying [pensive clown emoji] #I recently found a different angle/longer video of the solo and GOD #clenched fist and punches the table #this 🤏 close to making it my alarm in the morning stg #/lh /j for any Kae’s that see this post 🤡 I won’t do that to my roommates.. for now #bonesy 🦅 #sheepie gushes #UPDATE PRESIDENTIAL ALERT I FOUDN THE SONG THE SOLO IS FROM BEISJSKS #all I had were like. exclusively the show I knew it was from and the solo by itself #now I know what song they were playing at the time 💀 #the video I found it on tho kinda sucks during that part exclusively LMAO #the one taking it took. kinda a bad photo in the middle of the video 💀 and it paused recording #and he wouldn’t move the camera to bones at the beginning of it so 💀 but by far the closest vid to the stage lmao #also best quality of the 3 versions I have :3 #every time I like. see a good photo of bones in passing it does like -10 psychic damage because I get so used to seeing my doodles of him 💀 #so I forget what he looks like and I go ooWOAG

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

y'know often people say "man I'm glad glee ended before (x) came out" about new music/musicals? yeah that's how i feel about girl meets world and literally any fucking current event/social issue from 2020 onward

#a Girl Meets Boycott episode would have caused irreparable psychic damage #i can fucking hear the 'WHY do you have a STARBUCKS CUP mAyA?' in riley's voice #and the fucking zoom class episode there would have been during lockdown #riley would wear a mask on the call even though she's in her room. maya would say her camera isn't working #so she wouldn't be seen sleeping/not paying attention (she can be heard snoring bc she didn't mute herself) #farkle enters the call with his face really close to the screen and doing that honk noise he does #lucas is the only one of the main four kids trying to pay attention #cory is fucking tired #that got more in depth than i thought it would #mine #girl meets world #disney

[moe-broey]

Also I have A Lot of internal rules when drawing The Characters -- one for Alfonse is. He's GOTTA have really nice thighs. Cause he does!!!! But equally as important. He's gotta have a cutting board ass. Flattest ass you've ever seen. Because he does. Canonically.

#fire emblem #feh #also really nice tits. cause he does!!!!!!!!!!! have really nice tits!!!!!! #he has to be nerfed somehow. #for real i do pick and choose and extrapolate and straight up just do my own thang when drawing ALL the time #but if there's something in canon that is just REALLY funny to me i have to honor it. as god intended. #GOD I. DON'T RHINK I HAVE THE POST DEMONSTRATING THIS ON HAND... bc it did do 1000 points psychic damage to me LMFAO #but literally just look at his 3d model for cutscenes. man has an ass to rival genshin men. #AND I SAY ALL OF THIS in good spirit and love LMFAOOO #fe alfonse

[flowerslut]

the amount of j/asper x reader fanfiction I have to fucking trudge through every goddamn day to look for good content in his stupid tag that apparently doesn’t even exist??? why do I bother??????

#censoring his name so I don’t end up IN that tag fhdhdhdh #I don’t wanna read some ooc hick blowing MY back out—I wanna read a repressed fucked up weirdo doing it to ALICE #🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 #there has to be a way to filter out ‘x reader’ but I don’t know how yet #anyways every time jasper calls anyone DaRliNG in fic I take psychic damage #HE WOULDNT SAY THAT.JPG

[vaguely-concerned]

I've been thinking a lot about Corvo Attano today. by which I mean to say that I've had *(to the tune of the intro theme of 'ducktales')🎶 RAT DAD! whooh ooh! RAT DAD! whooh ooh!🎶* on loop in my head for hours now

#he is rat coded. and he is Dad. I am not wrong. #corvo attano #dishonored #I do love that corvo is super hot and also explicitly thematically linked to the rats. prime hot in the rat sort of way representation #rats are super cool do they not deserve a gently magic-steeped dilf as their spokesperson #dishonored or as I like to call it: Newly Widowed Single Father Scrounging For Daughter's College Fund Simulator 2012 #(yes I did have to look up what year dishonored came out and I took so much psychic damage I almost passed out) #(it doesn't FEEL that old is the thing!!!!) #I jest but I have genuine feelings about how much of corvo's Whole Deal is bound up in parenthood #especially since for so long he had to Dad undercover (extremely transparently to be fair) as it were lol #the change from d1 to d2 that emily openly acknowledges him and refers to him as her father is so funny to me #like I keep imagining how that switch would have happened -- and how she'd have to just like. make sure first I guess fhsdkjfsa #every day I think about that D2 journal entry where he says that as a kid he thought losing a parent was the worst thing #and now he knows that losing a child is so much worse #'I want her to be alive again. my little girl'. haunts me and compels me

[4giorno]

dealing with my post game depression by celebrating that i finally have enough fave screenshots of my beloved character to make a 3x3

#some sweet some silly and some just pretty <3 #put my new fave in the middle <3 jdkfjsjdkdkd i still cant believe there was even more stuff i missed in act 2 #listen i have a metric fuck ton of clips that i cherish but these are just ones i love AND i can effortlessly think abt the context #without the context being there #hopefully so many pics dont lag out your dash too much sorry ⚰️ #now that its over i can say i rlly loved how i played him in combat this time around #not in any way thats very powerful lmao but the circlet of arcane aquity finally had purpose so with that and arabellas shadow blade #and the strange conduit ring he could do solid psychic damage and use all his spell slots for cc and healing #and the blade made it possible for him to do a one round concentrated blast in a pinch #so even tho it wasnt like strong it just felt like all the pieces fit together #hhhh the sadness after the game is RLLY bad this time i thought i wanted to play my other characters but i think i cant play the game at all #for some time well see for how long. i think ill watch a patho classic playthrough again bc i need some comfort thing to watch

[furby-organist]

// I like both Ed and Amir's voice acting for different reasons. I headcanon Alexa as closer to Ed's voice but honestly go with whatever gives you the most psychic damage to read in his voice.

#// before I started ADHD medication he'd regularly say stupid shit like 'dump a box of crayons in my ass and rattle me around like a maraca' #and follow it up with 'so when do i get to lead arts + crafts at the hotel' like truly a sentient shitpost of a man 24/7 causing mass #psychic damage to everyone. imagine whatever voice gives the most psychic damage. #mun post. #I'm sad that Canon Alastor didn't get the 'verbal shitposting as psychological warfare' gene but he's lovely and I respect it. #OH I JUST REMEMBERED the original context was people talking about their fetishes. so he was like 'my fetish? dumb a box of crayons in #my ass and rattle me around like a maraca. girl idk' which makes a little more sense as to why he was saying that in the first place.

[henrysglock]

are you a henry understander because you know a lot about science and psychology or because you’ve been him?

more on this at 11

#i say this as if i didn’t spend my drive to the rink this morning drinking iced coffee in tears because he’s dredging up old anger from #my own childhood experiences with mediocre people seeking greatness in others while simultaneously doing massive amounts of psychic damage #to the person they seek greatness in #personal

[dogbunni]

not my stepdad saying that i used to belittle him as a child by using big words 😭 and that I was smart but had no common sense. I said it's the autism and he was like "no it's not that" 😭😭😭😭

#sir what do you mean i belittled you i was a child? #i promise using big words and being socially incompetent as an undiagnosed autistic kid wasnt a personal attack on ur intelligence <3 #you know when youre in the car with your parents and immediately take psychic damage #he's saying as kids me and my siblings all instigated and acted like he was a bad person #my dude we were children and you the parent what else do u expect kids think their parents are mean and unfair thats the childhood/teenage #experience in a nutshell #i guarantee me telling him everything he did wrong to me as a child would not go down as well #but i must answer for the sins of my childhood #dogbunni diary log #some bullshit

[mistninja]

Trying to find the quote where someone mentions the fool and fitz says "there it was, that stone-dropping-into-a-well lurch of my heart". Lines that will haunt me forever.

#my liveblogging tag gave me psychic damage so i wont keep looking for it #but BROOOO why would he say that. why would u do that to me