There's an anvil just about like. 10 feet up, right above my head. I don't know if it's just going to hang there, or if it's going to fall down. Help.
Question - is there an inky black spot nearby? Are you noticing gurgling chuckles just out of clear earshot? Noticing odd shadows moving at 24 frames a second?
Because this sounds like toon behavior. Toons operate on what they think is funny, and what they think is funny is still classic physical comedy that the average human couldn’t survive.
I want you to listen carefully. Remain calm. Get underneath something very sturdy, just in case, and do not look up. It won’t release the anvil until you’re visibly aware of the situation. The problem is that eventually it’ll lose interest and wander off, so if you can go on a long drive on some empty roads, so much the better.
If you feel comfortable, you can get some turpentine and soak the ground in a circle, and then step into it. It’s not good for the plants, of course, but it might block its influence enough for it to drop the anvil.
Remember that toons can be dangerous. Their reality has been shredded across tens of thousands of cels and it drives them insane. There’s a single-digit number of them that have their faculties intact. Be aware that they might still be all there, but they probably aren’t.
Remind me sometime to get Vance Valiant in here, Jenny. He’s a good guy, for a toon.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAFFY DUCK!
Here's hoping this 87 year old looney duck has a giant cake and group of enemies friends to keep him company.
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"Down-On-Your-Luck" Cuphead Show AU
A canon-divergent AU of the episode "Down and Out" where King Dice, rather than return to The Devil, takes temporary residence at Elder Kettle's until he can pick himself back up from his destitute.
In exchange, he has to (try) and keep the Cup-Bros out of trouble. Of course, he gets roped into the family's typical shenanigans.
This is just an AU idea I've had for a while, I won't be drawing Cuphead fanart super often probably, but if I do, it will fall under this AU
AU Tags on this Blog:
#DOYLAU
#downonyourluckau
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Tell-It-Like_It-Is Video Rental Categories
from Mad Magazine #354 (2/97)
illustrated by Tom Bunk
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First time drawing the chicken man. He's very silly
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I FINALLY FINISHED IT LMAO
my side of an art trade with @shortcakelils !! I’m really sorry it took so long! here’s your lil moot mootsss, I love them sm😩🤍 I hope you like it!!
@asklilyandcuphead ☕️💖
tehee :>
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