Bruce coming home one day to find Robin Jason clinging onto a chandelier with Dick below him cheering him on.
Bruce: Jason what are you doing?
Jason: Dick said that you missed his antics after he moved out and so he’s teaching me how to be a better son
Dick: After this we’re going to drive the Batmobile into the bay :D
Jason: We’re going to what? I mean yeah! Right into the water.
Jason trying to whisper to Dick: Dick I can’t swim though
This just further fuels the chaotic dynamic of Dick and Jason during a time where Dick was still going through his teenage angst and was absolutely not a benevolent role model LMAO
I mentioned it in this post, but it's just so funny to me to imagine a Jason who grew up with an absolutely WILD Dick Grayson as an older brother, while the younger batkids grew up with a more mellowed out and mature (arguable but when measured against the other kids, he wins by a landslide) Dick Grayson.
Robin!Jason era:
Dick: You wanna go out and get high?
Jason: I can't, I have homework.
Dick, sputtering: HOMEWORK?
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Dick, about to do an elaborate (and totally not dangerous) acrobatic move in the manor: Watch this, littlewing
Jason: You shouldn't do that, it'll make Bruce upset.
Dick, on the brink of angry tears: Why are you like this.
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Jason, dejected: Listen, I know you don't approve of me because you think I'm not good enough as Robin, but-
Dick: Not good enough as Robin? I don't care about that, I just think you're a little bitch
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Dick taking Jason out on a hangout for the first time: OK, looks like I got my work cut out for me. Take out a notepad and write everything down. I will NOT have my successor embarrass me like this. So what you wanna do to piss of Bruce-
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[Years later, Jason returning to Gotham with the fury of a thousand suns and the chaos to match it]: I'm gonna make your life a living HELL, Bruce
Dick, older and relatively more chilled out: Okayyyyy, maybe let's just– calm down a lil, haha, no need for the theatrics
Jason, betrayed, observing a Dick Grayson who is teaching his new younger siblings to behave and be mature: Dick, what the FUCK
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Present!Dick, mentoring Tim: Make sure not to be too impulsive, don't wanna raise Bruce's blood pressure
Red Hood!Jason spying on them from afar: Who even ARE you??
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Jason: So you teach me ALL of that, only to turn into the ONE thing you despised so greatly all those years ago
Dick, sweating: Well-
Jason: I'm ASHAMED. How can you be worthy of being called my PREDECESSOR?
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HL Incorrect Quote #51
Natty: So, what do we do?
Sebastian: We have to wait for MC's diversion.
Natty: What do you think MC will do?
Sebastian: I don't know, probably nothing too big. A couple fire spells, maybe.
*They see an explosion in the distance*
Natty:
Sebastian:
Sebastian: That works too.
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Lots of things happened at the Humour and Hijinks Festival! Everyone had a good laugh telling jokes, Vincent met Veronica for the first time and they had so much to talk about with cooking! And the jokesters won...meaning they can pay the rent this week without any trouble 🤣
Before the festival...
Bodyguard: Miss Veronica, please reconsider going to this festival. It's too risky with all these people.
Veronica: It's fine, I'll have it under control.
Bodyguard: As you wish [sighs] I'll step in if anything happens.
Win at the Jokesters vs Pranksters festival ✅
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I love my babies and you cannot tear them from my cold dead fingers. Sha would give a best of typical-Sage moments with a top 3 most embarassing incidents. Just to prepare Vasilisa for the worst that might come
Also... Balsam never died and chapter 4 of Sages route never happened. they are all happy and support each other instead of going to therapy. Who needs therapy anyway with Sha's skills at begging Scylla for free drinks
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Both of our guys keep improving themselves while fiddling with their new familiar responsabilities. While Prince's career started skyrocketing (yay!), Cinder is grasping parenthood a bit better thanks to his guides.
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HL Incorrect Quote #60
*outside the History of Magic classroom*
Leander: Gaunt, what are you doing here?
Ominis: Hello, Prewett. I'm just waiting for Sebastian to get out of detention. What are you doing here?
Leander: Garreth’s in detention too.
Ominis: Caught by Sharp again?
Leander: No, his own aunt this time.
Ominis: Ah. A fate worse than death, I'm sure.
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