The Remnant Retention Regiment (RRR):
A secret organization established to maintain public order. Their primary objectives include hunting down spy networks and conduct surveillance of the public.
Primary tactics include the use of brutal violence, wiretapping, cruel and unusual torture, intimidation, and much, much worse...
They're feared by the public, though they remain ghost stories to their own kingdoms, referred to only as "The Secret Police".
Cordovin: Hm? Is there a reason you're here? Mm? Orders from the general? Fine. Best of luck, Specialist Arc.
Saphron: Thank you, ma'am~! I'll do my very best~!
SAPHRON COTTA ARC, AGE TWENTY-NINE.
THIS WOMAN IS A VETERAN SPY-HUNTER.
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Clover: Man, what was General Ironwood thinking, hiring such a cherub-faced girl? Especially for this line of work?
Cordovin: If I recall, his exact words were...
Ironwood: "Who, Sapphy? She's a cutie, ain't she? Kinda like a doll~!".
Clover: Seriously?
Cordovin: That's what he told me. Besides, that might be just what this kingdom needs. Regardless, she gets results, whatever it takes.
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Saphron: So, nice to meet you, Mister... Mann, was it?
Shay: I ain't got nothin' to say to you-
Saphron: Oh, listen to this! My baby brother just got married~! I'm just so excited to go out and celebrate with them~!
Shay: Uh, that's-
Saphron: And he's such a good man! So kind and generous and smart and he gives the best hugs ever! He means the world to me...
Shay: Yeah, so-
Saphron: Oh! Maybe you've met him? He works here in Vale, too! How lucky am I to make it here with the Argus team to aid in conduct a spy hunt!
Saphron: Shoot! That reminds me! I still need to call him and let him know I'm in the city! But just between you and me, I haven't told him I'm visiting, so hush-hush on that, okay?
Saphron: But for everything else, just lay it all out.
Shay: I dunno what you're goin' on about! I ain't a spy!
Saphron: (Drops photos) These are you, aren't they, Mr. Mann?
Qrow: Hey! What the hell?! Why didn't we get those photos?!
Saphron: I've been so excited to be here, I guess I just forgot to deliver them. Clumsy me~!
Saphron: Now, as for you, Shay D. Mann... WHY DON'T YOU START COOPERATING?
Some time later...
Shay: And that's it. That's everything I know. All I did was make copies, deliver them to the drop site, and they paid me for them. That's it. Dunno anything about the woman who picked them up. Said she was from out of Vale, but didn't say where.
Saphron: Was there anything you could point out about her? Any unusual ticks or features?
Shay: Far as I could tell, she was a totally normal chick.
Saphron: Mhm... I see... Tell me, Mr. Mann... DOES THE NAME "NIGHTSHADE" MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?
Shay: ...No? Who's that?
Saphron: She's a spy from outside of Vale. They say she's a master of disguise. She's planning to destroy everything we hold near and dear. She's the exact kind of spy why the RRR was made. Help us catch her, and all of this goes away. Okay?
Shay: W-Well, let me think of something-
Saphron: Something truthful and honest, yes, because you already know that lying doesn't work on us, and lying only gets you into more trouble.
Shay: Ghk! Alright, listen! I just needed the cash, okay?! To meet girls! I wasn't hurting anyone!
Saphron: ...Meeting girls? What about your wife?
Shay: J-Just for fun! Marriage is it's own other thing, y'know? You're married, too, ain't'cha?! All I did was give 'em some scraps of paper! It ain't like I'm plannin' a revolution! Cut me some slack!
Saphron: ...
Saphron: (Stands up) Let me be perfectly clear, Mr. Shay D. Mann. While it's true that I am married, neither my spouse nor my own brother knows that I work for the RRR, and I don't plan to, either. Part of the reason is so I can keep my loved happy because I'd hate for them to worry about my dangerous job. (Slips on black gloves) But the other reason... IS I DON'T WANT THEM TO KNOW JUST HOW DIRTY I GET MY HANDS SOMETIMES.
Saphron: (Grabs him by his hair, Slams down) Mr. Mann, I don't think you quite understand. You don't see the reason. Your crime is called treason. Those papers may only be "scraps" to you, but to everyone outside Vale, they're tasks on their to-do!
Saphron: (Grips hair tight, Grinds face down) Unlike you, I love my family. I love my spouse. I love my brother. And I will do anything to keep him safe, regardless of what kingdom they live.
Saphron: (Twists hair, Lifts head and bashes) WHATEVER. IT. TAKES.
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Okay, since I am extremely bored, I am doing the second edition of the RWBY Hottest Character Poll. A few characters are different from the first one; for example, Oobleck isn't on this one, and I don't think Jinn was in the first one but she's in the second one.
Anyway.
List of Characters:
1) Blake Belladonna
2) Yang Xiao Long
3) Weiss Schnee
4) Jaune Arc
5) Nora Valkyrie
6) Lie Ren
7) Ambrosius
8) Qrow Branwen
9) Raven Branwen
10) Young María Calavera
11) Coco Adel
12) Velvet Scarlatina
13) Yatsuhashi Daichi
14) Fox Alistair
15) Neopolitan
16) Roman Torchwick
17) Cinder Fall
18) Emerald Sustrai
19) Mercury Black
20) Salem
21) Ozpin
22) OG Ozma
23) James Ironwood
24) Winter Schnee
25) Pyrrha Nikos
26) Kali Belladonna
27) Ghira Belladonna
28) Sun Wukong
29) Neptune Vasilias
30) Marrow Amin
31) Taiyang Xiao Long
32) Harriet Bree
33) Sienna Khan
34) Clover Ebi
35) Scarlet David
36) Nolan Porfirio
37) Amber
38) Vine Zeki
39) Elm Ederne
40) Jacques Schnee
41) Adam Taurus
42) Ilia Amitola
43) Saphron Cotta-Arc
44) Terra Cotta-Arc
45) Jinn
46) Summer Rose
47) Caroline Cordovin
48) Sage Ayana
49) Tyrian Callows
50) Arthur Watts
51) Robyn Hill
52) May Marigold
53) Fionna Thyme
54) Joanna Greenleaf
55) Hazel Rainart
56) Klein Sieben
57) Willow Schnee
58) Neon Katt
59) Vernal
60) Flynt Coal
61) Glynda Goodwitch
62) Leonardo Lionheart
63) Rhodes
64) Blacksmith Lady
Obviously, just like in the first one, I didn't add underage characters such as Ruby, Oscar or Whitley. Pyrrha is there because since her confirmed birthday was on April and the Vytal Festival took place in the Fall, then she had most likely turned 18 by volume 3.
I randomized all the pairs, but still I made sure most guys were with other guys because considering how gay this fandom is, all the guys would be out of the poll in the first round if they were against women.
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How many different women has Cardin bred by now and who?
Content: Cardinposting
How many women and who? Oh that’s easy it’s:
Alyx Liddel, Amber, An Ren, Arc Sisters, Arslan Atlan, Bianca Prisma, Blacksmith, Blake Belladonna, Bleiss Schnee/Gele, Caroline Cordovin, Cinder Fall, Deery, Dew Gayl, Elm Ederne, Emerald Sustrai, Eve Taurus, Fiona Thyme, Gretchen Reinhard, Gwen Darcy, Harriet Bree, Ivy Thickety, Mama Arc, Mama Nikos, Maria Calavera, May Marigold, May Zedong, Nebula Violette, Neopolitain/Trivia Vanille, Neon Katt, Nora Valkyrie, Octavia Ember, Olive Harper, Penny Poledina, Pyrrha Nikos, Raven Branwen, Reese Chloris, Roane Ashwood, Robyn Hill, Ruby Rose, Ruda Tilleroot, Salem, Saphron Cotta-Arc, Sienna Khan, Summer Rose, Terra Cotta-Arc, Tock, Trifa, Velvet Scarlatina, Weiss Schnee, Whitley Schnee, Willow Schnee, Winter Schnee, Xanthe Rumpole, and Yang Xiao Long.
Of course.
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