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@maxwellshimbo

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how?? just how?

#this is actually insane

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1. holstein 2. jersey

3. brahman 4. highland

6. texas longhorn 7. black angus

8. brown swiss 9. guernsey

10. watusi 11. hanwoo

#there's no competition between cows #all cows are cute as hell

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The German language has quite a few animalistic verbs:

fuchsen ("to fox") = to annoy

hechten ("to pike") = to dive

reihern ("to heron") = to puke

dackeln ("to dachshund") = to walk slowly

aalen ("to eel") = to bask

vögeln ("to bird") = to have sex

einigeln ("to hedgehog in") = to curl up

hamstern ("to hamster") = to hoard

schlängeln ("to snake") = to wriggle

stieren ("to bull") = to goggle

unken ("to toad") = to gripe, augur doom

tigern ("to tiger") - to walk tigerishly

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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ANNE HATHAWAY photographed by Chris Colls for V Magazine (April 22, 2024)

#😩😩😩 #she's so gender

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I like art that depicts women not posing seductively or gracefully but simply existing as human beings.

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Not to become obsessed with the ppl behind it but andreas going in for another hug is so 🥺🥺 men showing affection 🥹

#auch sehr schön: das “no-homo-klopfen”

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#yoooo but that spiderman landing tho!!

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gonna try using tumblr on my 3DS

#this brings back memories i didn't know i had

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trying to chill rn, hope i dont get hit by 37298 responsibilities lol

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odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

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Hochverehrtes, deutschsprachiges Tumblr:

Hier eine weitere Abstimmung. Nicht so hitzig, wie die ums Stoßlüften, aber trotzdem etwas, über das ich gerne Klarheit hätte:

(Again, all non-German-speakers: Please just wait for the results

#ich bin mit Sonnabend aufgewachsen aber mittlerweile zu Samstag konvertiert #ich glaube das ist was regionales oder? #bei uns im Norden sagt man das glaube ich viel

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hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

#carry on wayward son #when i got the result i was like...eh #but then i listened to it and i HAD to sing along after like two lines #so I'll take it

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They should pay me to sort objects by color and shape and size all day I'd be good at it I'd be so fucking good at it

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Found family is so 🤌🤌🤌

#🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻