#captain out

[captain039]

Hello all.

So by my lack of posting and existing I guess you can guess I’ve mostly quit tumblr. I still look at notifications and all that. But I’m not writing for any characters. In fact I’m writing my own stories hoping to make a writer of myself in the world.

I’m going to give myself a goal though and to finish all my unfinished stories the best I can so nothing is half done or I’m going to delete the ones I just can’t find inspiration with so it’ll only be complete story’s on here now in my material list.

Anyway just want to say thank you to my followers and all the likes and reads. Hope you continue to enjoy my old story’s and maybe I’ll write again one day.

#writing #captain out #irl #final update

[flowersforvax]

vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme

#the wheezing laugh i let out every time i click on vanilla extract #so stupid lmao #shitpost #vanilla extract #tumblr polls #memes #my post highlights #captain's log one hour after posting: 600 notes i am. afraid. #250 #500 #1k #2k #5k #10k #20k

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.

and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.

...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.

see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.

while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.

especially if the president of the united states is on board.

yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.

and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."

but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.

...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.

not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.

yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.

but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire

#kai rambles #so like #i enjoy ships and learning about them and looking at them but like #i dont really care for warships #i dont hate them viscerally like i do cruise ships but i never really care for them #apart from the ones that were just like either ridiculously designed like the hms captain or the vasa or the novgorod #or the ones where just insane shit happened like with the william d porter #like this isnt even the extent of the porters unfortunate incidents like shr was sank by a kamikaze attack that MISSED #but somehow ended up below the ship and exploded and just like yeeted the porter out of the water #william d porter #uss william d porter #ww2 #world war 2 #world war ii #warships #again warships are really not my thing but god some of them are so fucking funny #uss iowa #fdr #franklin d. roosevelt #this suddenly got so many notes in like less than 24 hours what the fuck #shipposting

[mindie-arts]

Fuck it *ponifies your military men✨*

This might be my new obsession-

#mlp AU me thinks 🥴 #I have so many hcs for this AU actually 😭 #so maybe I’ll draw them out in the future #tried my best to make them looke unique on their own! #call of duty #cod #cod mw2 #cod mw3 #simon ghost riley #ghostsoap #john soap mactavish #soapghost #cod fanart #captain price #captain john price #cod gaz #kyle gaz garrick #mlp fim #mlp au

[bluegiragi]

he keeps his promises.

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#wraith!simon is extremely fixated on promises he'd made as a human e.g ripping out Roba's tongue and feeding it to him. #one notable feature about newly-born wraiths is that they obsess wholeheartedly over the events that led to their transformation #and use these as subconscious reference points in their search for revenge. #price has a general idea on how wraiths are made so. you can imagine what he's feeling right now #simon ghost riley #captain john price #monster 141 au #giragi art

[forecast0ctopus]

these guys am i right

#sorryhaving a tos moment rn #oops! #star trek #star trek tos #spock #captain kirk #leonard mccoy #james t kirk #jim kirk #mr spock #dont try to talk to me abt the other series i dont know shit about them #i saw the reboot movie like when it came out i dont remember anything except a handful of visuals #star trek fanart #i have like two other color variations idk maybe ill put em on my ko-fi

[alicelethimeat]

DAY 4- PHO!

Edited: OH GOSH I didn't realise the Pho is not cooked properly!!! Cooked properly now....

#captain mithrun #dungeon meshi #let him eat #mithrun #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #gonna pause this series coz I ran out of food I want to draw #and I joined a drawing D&D campaign so if i dont draw that my character will die #give him massive portion coz he deserves that

[newttxt]

vague and sketchy captain trio shenanigans,, idk pretend theyre seastone bullets or something

#did you think i only did finished and well thought out comics? #well. yeah. i try to. but hey sketchy is fine too. #one piece #uh. should i?? tag it as?? #lulawkid #they arent together or anything. they just belong as a trio #luffy #trafalgar law #eustass kid #anyway sorry zosan ive been moonlighting with the captain trio

[eloquent-apollo]

Has this been done before? It came to me in a vision

#ahsoka tano #barris offee #star wars the clone wars #star wars #captain rex #commander cody #commander wolffe #i wanted to add Fox and Ponds too but ran out of space

[justawanderingfan]

Screw canon they’re all bisexual (to me)

#it’s the repressed bi energy #also i think it’s a crime that out of all these dudes only Jacob Frye and Astarion are canonically bi #i think more of them should be bi #<-projecting #sylvain jose gautier #inigo fire emblem #irvine kinneas #astarion #ezio auditore #Jacob Frye #captain kirk #james t kirk #ryuji otogi #duke devlin #howl pendragon #luis serra #dante dmc #gold pokespe

[kheimerios]

#star wars #the clone wars #captain rex #fanart #star wars fanart #id in alt text #// might be fun to make a series out of this once i figure out how to draw the clones

[beam-meup-scotty]

spock , roughly two seconds before doing something so unhinged no one else has even thought of it : good thing i’m a vulcan and i would never do something irrational or illogical lmaoo

#y’all remember the entirety of the galelio 7 when his solution to everythjng was just to Fuck Around and Find Out #in the amoeba episode where he was like no guys don’t rescue me it’s for Science #the man trap when he was slapping the monster in the form of bones’ former lover to snap bones out of it #um the one where got infected with those fake throw up thingies and BLINDED HIMSELF ?? #the one where his father was Dying and even though there were plenty of other people who could command the ship He Needed To Do It #several other instances i am forgetting #i literally love him #star trek #spock #s'chn t'gai spock #mr spock #captain kirk #doctor mccoy #dr mccoy #incorrect star trek #jim kirk #leonard mccoy #mccoy #star trek tos

[chocomars]

This is one of the ways they show their affection towards each other, by the way.

pt 2

#every time ahsoka disappears for a long time/almost dies rex is obliged to beat her ass #for scaring the hell out of him #their reunions are always so interesting because of that :)c #rex once ahsoka gets back from seetos: square UP #captain rex #ahsoka tano #ahsoka series #ahsoka show #ahsoka #star wars rebels #the clone wars #star wars #tcw #sw rebels #star wars the clone wars #swtcw #marsdraws #marsrb

[beanghostprincess]

not romantic. not platonic. but a secret third more passionate thing (a captain and his first mate)

#yes this is about zolu #but ngl it could be abt any first mate x captain ship out there #because why the hell are those titles so inherently homosexual #'i vow to stand by your side until the end' okay so you're married? #zolu #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #one piece #opla

[bluegiragi]

the lieutenant's arrived.

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#...and it was so close to being over.... #btw price's fire needs to sort of 'recharge' when he overdoes it #he's usually more tactical about how he uses it but he's furious right now and is a little out of control #simon ghost riley #cod mw2 #giragi art #monster 141 au #manuel roba #captain john price

[temeyes]

price the humidifier

#based on a convo w/ my older sister earlier cuz she huffs on her vape so hard that i can figure out what flavor she's smoking SHAHSAHSA #my art #2023 #call of duty #call of duty: modern warfare #call of duty: modern warfare ii #call of duty: modern warfare iii #cod #modern warfare #codmwiii #codmwii #codmw #mw2 #mw3 #task force 141 #tf 141 #141 #captain price #john price #captain john price #simon riley #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #soap mactavish #johnny soap mactavish #soap cod #kyle gaz garrick #kyle garrick #gaz cod #art