#caotic lover

[wolfshystuff]

So....

i really ship Kitty x Cerise

I really like their dynamics for some reasons

#eah cerise #eah kitty #kitty cheshire #cerise hood #cerise wolf #kitty x cerise #cerise x kitty #enemis to lovers #caotic duo #caotic lover #dog and cat dynamic #cat and dog dynamic #w/w romance #w/w

[idonotwanttogrowupbitch]

A best friends to lovers with Rodrick Heffley .

you probably met in middle school

some teacher (Daybrick) asked you to tutor Rodrick in some subject and you ended up getting along better than you would think, Daybrick regretted it the next day.

if anyone messed with Rodrick you came to his defense, no matter if they were twice your size, no one messed with your friend.

that's probably why you also ended up at home for 2 days with a bruised eye or something like that.

you spent 90% of your time at the Heffley's house, you slept there every other night at the most, you even had a little mattress that they put next to Rodrick's bed and you slept there.

That ended when you turned 13 as Susan didn't think it was a good idea for two teenagers to sleep together so now you slept in the basement which with Susan's help turned out to be a very comfortable den.

Rodrick would probably sneak down there at night to sleep with you, losing sense of the reason why you ended up there.

half of Rodrick's closet is literally your clothes, he purposely emptied half of them by piling them in one place so that yours would fit.

the reason why you spent so much time in that house was because your parents worked a lot and when they were there the situation wasn't good, that's why Rodrick convinced his parents to basically let you go live there, at first you would only stay a couple of weeks and that turned into years, now you go home only on weekends, you are already part of the family

Rodrick always liked you but he just thought it was the affection he had for you as a friend, just like you did for him, he always defended you.

you sang a few times for the band

a lot of junk food, a lot of junk food, really A LOT

without realizing it you acted like a couple, cuddling together under the same blanket to watch a movie, sleeping on top of each other, sharing clothes (to the point where you forgot if the clothes were originally yours or his), feeding each other in your mouth, Frank actually thought you had been dating for quite a while.

He literally can't be without you, nor you without him, although he won't admit it, you once went on vacation for a week with your family and damn he missed you and you missed him, you're like fingernails, inseparable.

you kissed at his party but agreed that it was a "friends kiss" and that it was just the "party excitement" even though you both knew it was something more.

surely there is a picture of the two of you kissing.

You almost killed Bill at the talent show.

at the end you did break one of the replacement drummer's sticks and maybe you cursed.

you kissed again after the talent show and that's when you started dating, Susan was happy that Rodrick is with you and secretly waited for that moment for years and years.

She hugged both of you , she really couldn't stop smiling, she was a proud mom.

After the happiness and excitement, Susan made rules at home for the two of you, maybe too much…

You and Rodrick couldn't be in the same room with the door closed, Susan actually came into your rooms while you two were making out, too many times for it to be legal.

in the end you were making out in the van anyway.

nothing really changed in your relationship as best friends, only now you were kissing and making out, but otherwise it was the same.

Manny and Greg's babysitters, that's right.

Frank and Susan went away for 3 days to celebrate their anniversary, they were chaotic days for you and Rodrick, really caotic.

You definitly laugh about Rodrick after Heather Hills party, in revenge, he hugged you and let you sticky and completly cover in chocolate.

and i ran out of ideas, is almost midnight and i'm halfsleep, there will probably be part 2,b y e

#doawk rodrick #diary of a wimpy kid rodrick #rodrick x reader #diary of a wimpy kid #rodrick heffley

[jesterwriting]

empty inbox ya say? Don't mind if I show up!

So, I am a lover of the grumpy x sunshine kinda trope, but I want to hear your thoughts of crocodile having an caotic partner? Always having some kind of prank or stupid joke, just to see crocodile crack a smirk or something, but no matter how much they try, they always fail to so. So, after one day that the little sunshine tried so hard of trying they just pout around croc, and he just to try to cheer up his darling just a little, try to crack one of his own stupid joke just to see them laugh a little and go back into being his sunshine

(if you are not comfortable/don't find the prompt as entertaining, you can skip it tho, okay?)

pairing: crocodile x gn!reader

contents: established relationship, fluff, bad jokes, sunshine!reader, crocodile and his soft spot for you, he acts annoyed but hes entirely smitten i promise

word count: 1.1k words

note: OMG this was such a cute idea!! grumpy x sunshine is one of the best tropes ever, im such a sucker for it. im not particularly good at writing chaotic reader, though i definitely tried to make them quite silly. thank you so much for your request anon <33

playlist: dance the night by dua lipa

To an outsider, your relationship with Crocodile could, very easily, be one of the most confounding relationships one had ever seen. Of course, there had been more ill fitting partnerships out there, but you and Crocodile were close runners up. He was a large, intimidating man, with a harsh expression, and an even harsher tone. When he was displeased, his words alone were enough to rip apart an idiot’s flimsy confidence. Crocodile was a man of wealth and status. The only thing that ran deeper than the promise of violence, was the sand he was made of.

You, on the other hand, were the exact opposite. Bright and full of sunshine, you practically glowed against Crocodile’s side. With a smile so wide, it almost hurt to look at you. There was a softness to you that was absent in Crocodile. There had been more than one occasion where you were seen helping a wayward insect back outside, cupped gently against your palm, or offering directions to a lost couple who ran off in terror when your infamous husband approached. The crowd watched in horror when you scolded him with an elbow to the ribs. Crocodile did nothing but roll his eyes.

When you weren’t helping the lost, with your terrifying husband looming over your shoulder, you were a whirlwind of chaos. Prank after prank on unsuspecting visitors to the casino were done in your name. Nothing too egregious, you never aimed to harm, all you wanted was to make people laugh. A task you succeeded in, at least when you were alone. Crocodile’s unamused expression as he carted you away, laughing uproariously, did little for the mood.

It was only in the privacy of your shared abode did those pranks find a target in Crocodile. You respected your husband’s boundaries. Not once did you consider making a fool of him in public — not that it was your intention, you simply knew Crocodile well enough to know that was how he would take it — nor did you even consider any pranks that involved water. It was a damn shame. A bucket of water over the door was truly the prank of all time. Just imagining Crocodile, soaked to the bone, cigar wet and limp against his lips as he stared at you with such crushing annoyance, was enough to make you snicker out loud.

However funny it may be, your bits weren’t worth losing Crocodile’s trust. Such a thing was a rare gift from your husband, very few people alive had the honor to receive it. With a hint of pride, you considered the possibility that you were the only person alive to say that Crocodile felt safe enough to confide in them. Boy, if that didn’t make your heart absolutely swell.

Your only regret was, no matter how many jokes you played, you never got Crocodile to crack a smile. Even when you covered his desk with sticky notes — “Y/N, you realize you’re cleaning this up.” — or that stupid crank call you did a few weeks ago — “No, my refrigerator is not running, don’t call this number again.” — were not enough to get the barest huff of a laugh.

That was how you found yourself in Crocodile’s office, hanging upside down in the chair in front of his desk. It was normally reserved for when he had a private meeting, but today he was stuck doing paperwork. It was silent, save for the scribble of his pen against top secret documents you weren’t supposed to see, but would be able to look at with a single ‘please.’

“C’mon, you think I’m funny.”

Crocodile didn’t look up from his work as he responded, “I think you’re foolish.”

“Yeah, but I’m your fool.” Flipping around in your chair, you swung your legs over one arm and hung your head off the other. Boredom was not an uncommon foe during quiet afternoons with Crocodile. You needed near constant stimulation to keep yourself in check, and for all the reasons you loved him, Crocodile did, in fact, have a massive stick up his ass. “You’re a king and I’m your jingling little fool. Let me tell you a joke.”

Crocodile grumbled under his breath, but he didn’t tell you to stop. With a grin, you said, “Why did the egg hide?”

With a sigh, he dropped his pen to run a hand through his hair. “Why did the egg hide, Y/N?”

Patting a drumroll against your thighs, you paused for dramatic effect. Seconds passed in silence, save for your palms’ rhythmic song against your thighs, Crocodile’s eyebrows furrowing deeper and deeper the longer you continued. Finally, you blurted,

“It was a little chicken!”

Crickets. Your husband didn’t even spare you a response before his pen was in his hand again, signing who knew what. With a roll of your eyes, you flopped from the chair and onto the floor. The carpet was soft against your palms.

“Okay, that was bad, but you could have at least said something.”

“You’re going to have to say something funny to get a response out of me,” Crocodile rumbled, not even bothering to glance at you while you laid on the floor.

This sucked. You could make everyone laugh, all except for the one who mattered to you the most. A part of you wondered why you didn’t give up. You were sure you were being at least a little annoying — though the smaller voice in your head reminded you that Crocodile was one to request time alone when he was in a bad mood.

“Fine. No more jokes, spoilsport.”

No response. Fine then, at least the floor was comfortable.

For the next twenty minutes, you kept yourself busy by counting ceiling tiles, or by fighting the urge to reach under Crocodile’s desk and steal his shoes. No more pranks, remember, you told yourself. Not until you stopped feeling like a big ol’ pile of poo, at least.

“How do you make a plumber cry?” Crocodile’s voice surprised you after going so long without hearing it. (It’d been thirty minutes, maximum, though it felt like an eternity)

You wet your lips before you responded, already feeling a giggle bubbling in your chest. “How?”

“Kill his family.”

You burst out laughing. Curling your fingers against the edge of the desk, you popped your head into his view, positively beaming. While Crocodile was never one for grandiose displays of emotion, he graced you with one of his rare, honest smiles.

“That’s more like it, doll.”

#one piece x reader #crocodile x reader #sir crocodile x reader #sir crocodile x yn #sir crocodile x you #crocodile x yn #crocodile x you #.jesterwrites #if you look closely you can see the exact point i had to fight to not call yn crocodiles silly little jester

[chemicallady]

I'm not gonna lie to you. Chapter 3 of I Wanna Feel Love Again is gonna be caotic but in a good sense. Also, I already said that this fic is a friends to lovers with the slowest slow burn ever because I'm really enjoying withing noah and reader as friends

But fear not.

It's gonna be an epic romance and everyone will be happy in the end.

Except Matt, maybe

Sorry Matt, I love you, but you will shit on our parade

#noah sebastian #bad omens #noah sebastian x reader #noah sebastian imagine #bad omens imagine #thank you

[idmnbc]

Hii, Malin-fic-writer here again! Thank you so much for your help when I asked last, but I have another problem now! For example I love the idea that Malin know that they are in Wilhem’s room and she tells him about breakfast to stop them from getting in on again, but I also want to make it realistic, and how can those two worlds combine if she, the bodyguard to the Crown prince, knows that he��s snuck out to party or whatever and DIDN’T follow him?? I want to write about the guards knowing all about the not-so-sneaky-lovers, but also having them ve highly proffesional, and that would meab they follow him wherevee he goes. Right? Aaahhh! It might not be a fic out of this after all! Damm it!! And sorry, I understand that you might not have a solution, but maybe maybe you or your followers could come up with some amazing explanation? 😇😇😇

Hey anon! Good to hear from you again :)) First of all, don't apologize :)) it's really great to read you and thanks for asking me these things haha I really appreciate it a lot because well I don't know much and I'm just an enthusiast like everyone else. I've come back to Tumblr after many years just for Young Royals and it's really cool to talk and meet more people who love this series. <3

Now, abt the bodyguards, uhmmm idk but I think everything you say actually makes sense! Because if you remember ep4 Malin said to Wille "we just want to help you" or "we're here for you" (something like that, right?) and idk but Malin seems really nice to me. I mean she went with Wille to Simon's house and waited for him all the time they were playing video games haha I know its her job but maybe she really cares abt Wille's happiness. I mean he's so young and its struggling with all this caotic life by his own. Maybe she has been a bodyguard for the crown for yeeeears and she has developed a bond with them. After all, we are humans. Obviously there are professionals limits. But i really think she cares abt him and if Simon brings love and tenderness to Wille's life, why wouldn't she support him? Malin is a real bestie asjhhask she's in the fandom xd

It's okay if the fic doesn't come out, there's no pressure :) It's still really cool to imagine and think deeply about the characters that Young Royals has given us, right?

I hope I've helped you, Anon. Have a nice day, hugs from a distance :)

#young royals #wilhelm #simon #simon x wilhelm #wilhelm x simon #wilmon #edvin ryding #omar rudberg

[sophiawithnopales]

Pairing: Jean Kirstein x Reader

fluff, imagine, what could have been, femenine reader,

Words count: 1901

• ⌜ ✧Heavenly✧ﾟ. °⌟ •

and you were there, somehow letting that big pain go away and thinking about what the hell was going on, a few moments ago you were dying in a titans mouth after you got eated but the only thing you could think about while you were traveling in a white, peaceful and comfortable light was "where am I going?".

At this moment you had already lost your entire squad: beginning with Marco a few years ago inside the walls and ending with Mikasa and Armin trying to protect Eren (who by the way was killed a moment after you passed away); Jean, your biggest and only hope in life, the light of your eyes but also the man you were gonna marry after an entire life of being meeting each other, died a month ago with Connie when they were fighting with their best in the middle of the war, Sasha your best friend, received a shoot and you can remember that painful day so good as if it was a recent memory, Mikasa and Armin were tragically shot more than 7 times, Historia died in the middle of her birth and you can still remember how caotic everything got after be losing our queen, Reiner, Bertholdt and Annie even if that was hard to believe to everybody else died trying to avoid Levi's and Hange's deaths, Erwin was crushed by a rock, Ymir, Marco and Hange died in a titans stomach and Levi.... he fought until he could and then passed away... everything so tragic and fast... so dark but never enough for this cruel life.

Mikasa and Armin, sadly but true, arrived a moments before to their destiny.

"Who's over there?" A familiar voice sounded on Mikasa and Armin's ears

"Calm down Levi"

"L-levi? E-Erwin?"

"Huh? Armin...? OH MY GOD ARMIN IS HERE.... AND HE IS WITH MIKASA..." Annie shouted and for the first time in a long long long time she smiled when she saw the short blonde boy

"What the heck is this? Where we are Armin?" Mikasa took Armin's hand and hugged his shoulder, she looked shocked and scared, something that Armin never thought he would be able to see.

"Is okay Ackerman, you are safe... you just don't need to fight no more" Erwin said in a tone that sounded so warm and after that he got closer to them and gave them a big welcome hug that just felt so good, so comfortable, so much as a sense of family, like a father who hugs his kids in a rainy and dark night and there, Mikasa understood everything, indeed... they were safe.

"Come on guys, come and have some fun with us, we were just playing here in the beach..." Hange said so happy and when Erwin ended the hug, Armin tried to focus his view in the others and scratched his eyes trying to convince him that it was not a beautiful dream

"What's up boy? You think we are not real, aren't you?" Ymir asked in a funny tone

"Yeeeeessss, please tell me that I'm not dreaming one of the happiest dreams in my life..."

"Indeed Armin, welcome to the heaven" Sasha said in a weird voice making a funny hand gesture with Connie when she arrived to the word "heaven".

"How have you been? What happened down there? What happened with Eren? Do you know what happened with y/n? We won? Our deaths really worth it?"

"Hey Jean.... relax... give them a minute to try to understand what is going on"

"I'm sorry Marco but they were the last ones who actually saw her and I wanna know how's my girl..."

"Isn't that enough with be trying to protect her as much as you can when you have permission to go down?"

"S-shut up Rein-"

"We lost the war Jean" Mikasa said in a sad tone giving the group her back looking at the edge of the "heaven" and continued "W-we....we died trying to protect Eren but when we lost him because we got distracted somebody shot us several times until we passed away"

Armin exhaled heavily and sitted in the sand.

"The last thing we knew about y/n was that she was lidering Jean's squad and she got trapped by a titans hand.... we don't know exactly if she survived but I heard when one of her soldiers said that she got an arm and a leg broken and we exactly heard when the titan crushed her until her ribs got broken too so..." Mikasa turned around and began to walk to Jean's place "I-I'm sorry Jean" She didn't said anything else and just gave him a big hug while she started crying, Jean was nothing else than pain and tears because he wasn't able to imagine the girl he loved the most be suffering that bad...

On the middle of that sad moment Jean noticed a familiar smell, he didn't knew if he was getting insane or something but he could swear that it was his lovers perfume or that familiar smell she used to had always and made him go crazy each time they were together...

"Thank you for being protecting her all this time guys."

After being listening to the last voice of a soldier that you couldn't recognize begging you to still fighting inside the titans mouth you stopped hearing everything and now there was only one hugging silence mixed with a warm weather and a pretty bright light that was letting you blind but at the same time was throwing away all the pain and the concern,,,, you were crying thinking about how miserable and sad your life was but tons of memories ran away in your mind trying to convince you to just concentrate on the happy moments like when you met Jean for the first time and even if his name was pronounced as "Jan" you loved to annoyed him and call him instead "Jin" or when you were 17 and tried to organize a small night party inside the walls to try to get relaxed and forget about all the problems outside and as the guys were dancing and laughing and talking you were just dancing a slow and pretty song under the moon and stars shine with Jean when he asked you to be his girl and you proudly said yes; the moments you spent with Mikasa, Sasha, Historia and Ymir doing your stuff, the day you saw Armin's face watching the sea for the first time or the days you loved to be with Sasha, Connie and Jean making fun of yourselves and doing crazy shits, the day before Jean's death when in front of the sea he tried his hardest to make you feel happy and he proposed you to marry him with his mother's ring after the war gets finished without be knowing that that night would be the last one you would be spending together, the last one you would be feeling him inside you , filling you up at the only way he knew.... but when you heard that first sound of a wave crushing with a rock and more water and a couple of laughs and happy shouts like "Sash... look behind" "Agggggh Ymir stop carrying me!!" "Erwiiiiiin, Liiiiiivai... look at the stars" a weird sensation ran over your body and you asked again

"Where am I?"

"Who's coming there Marco? What was that sound?" Jean said while he was looking at Marco and grabbing the ball in his hands

"JEAN LOOK.... WHO'S HERE??" Marco said running to your position helping you to stand up and trying to help you understand what was going on.

Just like 5 minutes after Eren appeared by your side but he didn't looked hurted or in pain anymore, he didn't looked tired and he was with that young image you could remember perfectly of him, not a long long hair and a weird moustache, just that long enough hair tied in a messy bun and a relaxed face, he was layed in the... sand?? and then "EREH" Mikasa run with Armin to try to help him

"Hey smol y/n... you missed me?"

"M-Marco?? Holy shit... I- I just-"

"Quiet girl, I know this can be a little bit messy the first moments but look who's here.... we are all together after so many years honey"

Jean was standing in the same place he was with the ball in his hands, crying in silence.... happy because you were here but sad because you passed through hard things to arrive there

"Where am I? What are you doing here? A-am I dead?"

"I know it can be hard smol girl but yes... we are all dead-" Marco was interrupted

"You are in the heaven" and then Sasha and Connie made the same gestures they made with Mikasa and Armin

"Where's Jean?" you took Marco's hand to stand up and shaked thesand that was on the pretty white dress you were wearing

"Ow yes... he is over there" that was definitel an answer you were not expecting to receive and when Marco pointed at the specific direction and Connie move aside you saw him as the same way you remembered... pretty light brown eyes, messy light brown mullet, perfect nose, kissable lips, greek god body and beautiful voice

"Jean...? oh mY LORD JEAN" and you started crying immediately while you where trying to run to his place

"y-y/n" he started crying too and left the ball fall in the sand, he opened his arms and waited until you arrived to give you the best hug you could ever ask "Y-you are here, holy shit you are here and you are fine" he couldn't believe that and while he was speaking he was grabbing your head with his both hands "You are finally here babe"

"Yes my love, I'm here finally"

And he gave you another big hug "You made a good work, I'm your fan number one princess... you were just so brave and you face all that by your own..."

"What are you talking about Jin?"

"Mikasa and Armin told us everything you made down there alone, I'm sorry I couldn't stay with you but I never asked to be killed by somebody that I did even kne-"

You were crying yet and you grabbed his head with your hands looking at his face just to kiss him and holy shit, you really needed to kiss him after one month and 5 days of being losing him

"I missed you y/n, I missed you so much" he put his forehead with yours and grab both sides of your head with his hands

"I missed you too Jeanbo"

"Please promise me this time that we won't leave each other alone again..."

"I just wanna stay here in this heavenly place with you till the end of times"

And then all of your group walked with the rest... all of them were there... Nanaba, Mike, Petra, Hannes, Moblit, Thomas, Hitch, Lynnes... all of them were there safe and happy and you refused to spent the night and maybe the rest of your existance in that heavenly world that looked as a beautiful and magestical floating island in the middle of the hope and peace.

Omg, I'm sorry for the bad spelling but I'm not a native English speaker and I really really tried to make my best writing in this language.

Also is the first time I write a history like this with them and in here, I'm kinda knew and I really don't know how to make this good.

#jean fluff #jean kirstein x reader #eren jaeger #attack on titan #aot x reader #snk #snk spoilers #snk fanart #shingeki no kyojin #armin aot #mikasa ackerman #historia reiss #ymir aot #marco bolt #jean kirschtein imagine #jean kirschstein

[feiquacker]

Okay so you know how Katara is like the mother of the gaang ? I have this head cannon that if Yue was alive she would be the second mom in the gaang but like the cool mom.

Oh yes deffenetly, definitely? Definitivli. No deffenetivle. Deff. Let's stay with deff please. I don't know what au to use now. The yuekitara, sukitara or sukka au. So i am going to use the yuekitara au cs noone can prove me wrong they are THE power couple *smug look* Or should I say tripple *wink* xD oof I should stop with the bad jokes. (suki isn't featured because they r not a mom. They are nonbinary. THEY ARE A GOD. EVEN WORSE! A PARENT. Although they give me big youngest/olderst sibling/child energy. Cs they r so caotic. I got it. Suki is the burnt out parent that makes dad jokes all the time and is hella chaotic at the same time) Anyway. Here Yue is alive. Wow. And she is. AMAZING. Awesome. She is a waterbender because La is amazing and gave her waterbending. But Yue is also learning to use a bow and arrow cs she is that bitch. So everyone sees katara and yue as the moms of the group and there is a never endles cycle of "ask yue" "ask katara" or should I say *smug look* "ask your mom" oh god I should stop. Anyway. Whenever someone needs something they go to katara. Whenever someone wants something. They go to Yue. Cs Yue is the cool one. Everyone sais that Zuko is the dad of the gaang but like... no. he was raised in royalty. he wants people to give him money. Yes he chainged but no. So instead of a mom and dad role thing we have two moms and a child/parent. Katara is the one that knows what they all need. She knows what they have to buy. Who is doing the dishes. Who needs to bathe Momo. And Yue is the one that just goes along with katara and simps™ for her. They have the good cop bad cop dynamic. Yue is the good cop. And she's always eather really chill, in fighting/learning mode or simping for her lovers. No inbetween. Because you cannot convince me otherwise. Yue is like the biggest lesbian here. What is gayer than the fucking moonspirit and fish??? Anyways. I got a little sidetracked there. Or should i say *smug look* trucked *wink* OH GOOD I NEED TO STOP. Sorry if it is weird to read. I did my nearly best. Barely best? The 75% best from 100% best. So my best basically. Aaah. Yes I included Suki. Cs I can't have a single conversation without mentioning Suki at least twice. No I am not sorry. And I have au's. Its normal. I think. I hope. I think it is normal. Or else y'all are weord for not having 7 different au's. Lol. I am sorry I made ir a yuekitara while you were clearing asking for yuetara. Keep in mind. I also ship sokkaang. And people still have the audacity to call me chaotic. Like how am I chaotic? I did nothing! Exept ship the two hottest boys in atla. This is not what you asked for. But anyway since I started let's continue with my conversation. I actually found you on tiktok and Instagram. Very funny cs I stuble across your comments and stuff. The algorithm... We were takijng about yuekitara. Yes. Yuekitara and sokkaang. AAAAH. The family dynamic. Here aang and toph and suki are all found siblings :D. And ow ma gawd. I hc Mai becoming an older sisters figure to suki. Because mai is so cool. And suki is like AAAAAAAH COOL BISEXUAL PLEASE BE MY FAMILY BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE ONE. but in reality its more of a. Suki cut's their finger on accident and Mai is like. Blow on it. It makes the pain go away faster. And suki is like. What? No. I'm not blowing at my finger. And then Mai thinks that suki is so stupid sometimes she basically adopts them. It's not official. But it's awesome. I should stop now. For real. Yea... Thank you for the ask! :D I CAN'T BELIVE I SPENT 50 MINUTES ON THIS :D

#no i will not apologise for hoe long this is #and yes i saw it and started writing directly #oh and can i tell you that you have litherally the best asks i have ever seen #like I would be sitting here researching dogs because you asked me what dog each gaang member had and I am all here for it #atla #suki #sokka #katara #aang #toph #yue #atla suki #ssuki #master katara #princess yue #sukitara #sutara #yuekitara #yueki #moms #mai #gaang #atla gaang #tiffanyy 21 #zuko #ask

[sketched-skull]

Me: *loves tattoos* Also me: *wants to get like 10+ tattoos* Me as well: *cant stand the smallest pain*

#caotic talk #im sob #honestly the fact that i just cant stand pain at all makes me very upset #bc i fucking love tattoos!! #i could alredy get one if i wanted to bc my mom is also a tattoo lover and couldnt acre if i got one #and i want a lot!! #like i even have them on my mind like what desings i want #i would love to at least get the one for my mom #hhh but the idea is way too big and painful #bc of all the colors and shading #and i want like maybe wings on my back and roses on my left arm #maybe a wolf shadow thing

[dontbesoweirdkira]

Dating lover boy Lance McClain

- You both were or shall I say are Pilots so when you guys first met there was always competition between you guys

- “Listen Y/N, i know you May be just a little bit threatened by my sharp shooter and Grade A flightier pilot skills but no need to be salty.”

- “LANCE YOU JUST CRASHED THE SHIP AND ACCIDENTALLY SHOT HUNK IN THE LEG!”

- He always flirts with extremely high amounts of extra-ness and tries to show off to you

- he was the first one to confess his feelings

-you didn’t believe it at first because of his constant flirtation to everyone he met, but it felt very genuine and he tried his best to make the day the he confessed to you and enjoyable as he could.

- He loves when you laugh and smiles so he always does cringey pickup lines and puns in attempts to lift your spirits

- Touchy Lance

-this hormonus boy will always keep his hands on your body when there is a free chance.

-his arm around your shoulder or waist

-holding your hand and interlocking fingers

- the Paladins always poke fun at this

- “ Lmao Lance, I’m not sure if you knew or but but even if you take your hand off of her, the world will still go round and round.”

- jealous Lance

-He gets jealous quite fast but that’s not surprising. Lance is a Caotic flirtation

-If he sees an attractive male (doesn’t matter the species) talking and flirting he will go lAncE BeAst MoDe 1000

- He will turn up his PDA, Compliments, Flirtation, touching and every other thing he could do to show everyone you are his

- “Hmm.. and who are you and why are you talking to my girlfriend?”

-“Y/N, come over here with me. I don’t want you near this guy he looks suspicious.”

-“ y/n stay near me and the other paladins. I don’t want some guy thinking they may have a chance with you.”

- Crack Head Lance

- “hey you know how Keith is half human and galra? Well what if our cow that we got is also half galra and is listing to our very conversation now?!”

-“Lance please go to sleep.”

- having to talk him down from fighting Keith over the last juice box

- protecc Keith from Petty Lance at all cost

- constant bickering or stupid stuff

-mainly when he flirts or flaunts around to other girls however ever since you guys started dating he stopped doing it a lot but, the rush of flirtation courses through his veins

-doesn’t raise his voice at you in a vile way

-teaches you Spanish (if you don’t know already) and about his heritage

-I seriously soft boi alert

-always talks about his siblings and how he can’t wait for you to meet them!

- wants you and his family to like each other very much because of how much he loves the both of you

- staying up past unholy hours with him when he has a nightmare or his home sick

- cuddling x100000000

-braids your hair

-you do face masks together

- he lets you paint his nails and do his makeup and secretly loves it

-pranking Lance with Hunk and Pidge

- Lance getting revenge

- Gets super salty when you go on a mission alone with Keith or when you are having a conversation with him

- he likes it when you ego boost him

-“You go get ‘em Lance. Best sharp shooter and pilot in the galaxy!! I believe in you.”

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LOVER EXPECTATIONS!!!

okAY the album lover comes out tonight and you can bet i am getting my ass to go get it to my local store... and because i am bored AF i thought i would do a rundown through my expectations of the songs that this magical masterpiece is going to have. i have managed to avoid spoilers (actually no, i almost read the lyrics of i forgot you existed, thank u genius!! lol) so this is just going to be laura shitposting. thanks!!! they are probs all wrong anyway and no one is going to read it 

I Forgot You Existed: okaaaay this is such a sassy title!!! this gives me this is why we cant have nice things vibes and it seems perfect to send to an ex, or a friend that used to be the meanest but you did not want to seem lonely. perfect abum starter, hoping for state of grace like start...

Cruel Summer: idk but i feel like this is MY BOP, i have been having THE worst summer and i hope i can relate cause i am single af and this album is kinda caotic in the best way… // also the whole devils angels and summer knife sound like such cool concepts, i think that this is going to sound like 1989 vibes like i know places and out of the Woods lyrics and production

Lover: when this song first came out everyone was obsessed with it and i was very happy for tay because she found someone worthy BUT i did not love it so much??? i thought it was cute but it felt too soft in all my misery?? anyways i listened to it before sleep and it was just sooo good like so HEAVENLY and the bridge is soooo goood anyways i want a lover now with blue hearts around them (also like such a cute concept calling them lover aaah)

The Man: honestly the whole concept of everyone would love her if she was a man is the teaaaaa, FEARLESS LEADER ALPHA TYPE WHEN EVRYONE BELIEVES YA WHAT IT LIKE!!!! anywyas miss Swift feminist icon queen of bangers

The Archer: okay this is MY sad jam i have taken it for myself it has not cured my depression but it had made it a nice shelter for me lol i love it i am the archer and the prey. in all states, except physical, i am this song. perfect for when the insomnia hits i love her 

I Think He Knows: yes tay you are in love we know it lol. feel like this song is gonna be yeah yeah i am in love with one (1) man and he knows i have writen multiple songs about it OOOR like my ex just found out what is going i am with someone and he just heartbroken duuude he just broken and HE KNOOOWS maybe sassy tay like snl monologue sassy I JUST LOVE SASSY SWIFT

Miss Americana And The Heartbreak Prince: this is THE best title, i love the length it almost tells a story i am too excited probs one of my favs. and also i can really relate to being the hertbreaker so i am VERY excited for this probs had i knew you were trouble vibes which i love im going go drow Stone cold hearts all around this song and arrows and bows and cupid references aaaaaaaaahhhhh best one

Paper Rings: idk about this song what all are these marriage references anyway im so tired and we are just by the half. hopefully a great one but tbh all of them are good

Cornelia Street: i love the fact that she is such a hopeless romantic to even remember the streeet lol such a mood i get the feeling!!! this seems like such a fun song!!! and also a if i ever lose you i Will die and write fifty poems about how this Street looks        EDIT: apparently this is the Street of their apartment so yes i was right as always

Soon You’ll Get Better: apperently this is going to be country take me to your rodeo home boy country, i love that this seems to be dedicated to her mom, probably going to cry to this. we all hope you get better Andrea!! those are some good chicks

Death By A Thousand Cuts: here she is…. my overdramatic queen… its not a big of a deal honey… im just kidding plesase be dramatic plese keep writing i just need more exagerations of true looove probs gonna be sad probs gonna be reaaly good banger like i feel like this is gonna have a intense chorus

London Boy: okay mister London boy you and i need to talk are you avaliable next week, what happened, probs style production!! this seems like a song to listen to when you are on a date with this really cute boy in London and it starts raining and you are like oh no!! but he walks you to your door and covers you with their coat and kisses you in the middle on the rain and you have that beautiful memory to dwell on for years and years

False God: this gives me big  god by florence and the maching vibes, all the songs with god on it are sooo powerfull hell yeah who wants a false god to go pls  POWER SONG

You Need to Calm Down: GAY GAY gay masterpiece this song just called my bi ass off the closet and it has such a good representation on the video. also very happy and fun but Street rat fight kind of fun lol i love this song anyway go vote and vote well

Afterglow: is this about sex lmao? yeah go for it

ME!: it is true you are me and i am you and you are not going to find another one of me and you are algo not going to find a more happy beat that this one. and the collab with brendon urie LIKE!!!! also the video is just so colorful and cute and weird and happy and i want to live in one (1) fantasy world

It’s Nice To Have A Friend: hell yeah i want Friends but people cannot handle being nice so this is why we cant have nice things!!!

Daylight: this is going to be sooooft just like real soft also self written this is going to be poem like the poems from the rep magazines i just KNOW i am going to love this song. the poetry writer part of myself is shaking in her pastel pink boots 

and that is all folks

@taylorswift hope you have the nicest day!!! you are heavenly and lovely and the sweetest! 💘💘💘

and also if you are excited comment or something about the track you are most excited about!! or the one you think i would like the most!!! 💗💗💗💗

happy lover night 💕💕💕

#okay im just too excited sorrry i needed to put my thoughts in order #its tonight!!!! #lover expectations #lover #taylor swift #i think he knows #cruel summer #the man #the archer #i forgot you existed #miss americana and the heartbreak prince #paper rings #cornelia street #death by a thousand cuts #london boy #soon you'll get better #false god #you need to calm down #afterglow #me! #it's nice to have a friend #daylight

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#my hero academia - 16 posts

#mha - 14 posts

#denki kaminari - 8 posts

#kamisero - 7 posts

#mina ashido - 7 posts

#serokami - 7 posts

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

So, I'm currently making a bakukami playlist because, why not, and I currently have:

Eletric Love - BØRNS

Just The Way I'm Not - All Time Low

The Reckless And The Brave - All Time Low

Dirty Laundry - All Time Low

Lover - Taylor Swift

Hey Stupid, I Love You - Jp Saxe

Stupid For You - Waterparks

Talk Too Much - Coin

If there are any you think I should add please let me know.

36 notes • Posted 2021-05-28 00:31:08 GMT

#4

I'm now on season 5 of 'My Hero Academia' and have decided that Hanta and Shoto are boyfriends and Mina, Kyouka and Toru are girlfriends.

45 notes • Posted 2021-10-25 13:19:16 GMT

#3

Hey, this isn't my usual kind of post but can anyone in the uk please sign this petition. It would mean a lot. Thanks.

53 notes • Posted 2021-08-15 15:41:54 GMT

#2

I'm board, so imma share some of my short kurokenkagehina headcannons because there isn't enough:

- Hinata kicks in his sleep.

Kenma tosses and turn in their sleep a lot.

Because of this Kageyama and Kuroo are actually the ones to sleep in the middle.

- They take in turn planning date night:

Kenma's choice is to have a night in playing games and ordering take out.

Hinata and Kageyama aren't allowed to be on a team together because they get too competitive.

- Kenma loves to sit in his boys laps.

- Kageyama loves to play with all of his boys hair.

- Because Kageyama drinks milk straight from the carton when they go shopping they get him his own.

- kuroo cooks most meals.

The others will try and help the best they can.

But Kuroo and Hinata aren't allowed to be left in the kitchen alone because they are too caotic and then the kitchen ends in a big mess.

I couldn't think of what the others would pick of date night so if you have any thoughts please let me know what you think.

And please if you like this ship come talk to me about it, I'm currently fixating on this ship and there is very little content.

Also, maybe, send asks if you have and specific headcannons you want to me to do (but obviously no pressure)

63 notes • Posted 2021-06-22 02:44:38 GMT

#1

Okay, so, I have recently kind gotten back into 'My Hero Academia' and my Multishipper heart can't can't handle it, so if you ship/like any of the following shops please come scream with me about them:

Kaminari/jirou

Kaminari/kirishima

Kaminari/bakugou

Kaminari/kirishima/bokugou

Bakugou/todoroki

Bakugou/deku

Bakugou/todoroki/deku

Bakugou/kirishima

Bakugou/todoroki/deku/kirishima

Bakugo/mina

Todoroki/deku

Todoroki/momo

Deku/uraraka

uraraka/tsu

Jirou/momo

Jirou/mina

Kirishima/mina

Poly Bakusquad (bakugou/kirishima/kaminari/sero/mina/jirou)

All might/inko

Present mic/aizawa

mineta/my fist

I didn't include all my ships, these are just the ones I find comfort in and some I don't ship unless its poly. Also, I am on season 3 so my thoughts could change.

Please come talk to me about any of them ships, please, I don't have anyome and I have thoughts.

93 notes • Posted 2021-02-11 19:11:35 GMT

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