#by my host's ex

[practically-an-x-man]

ok well that one's going straight on the favorites list for sure. absolute masterpiece. one of the most genuinely unsettling horror movies I've ever seen, and I've seen a LOT. It's all the slow descent into madness that the Shining movie wanted to be, the acting never missed a fucking beat (this is the guy's FIRST LEAD ROLE and goddamn did he command every second he was on screen), played super well on the 70s talk show on-air/off-air setting, then throw in some Cronenberg-style practical effects and I could not look away

#late night with the devil #this is one of those where you just know everyone working on the film has just this incredible appreciation for what they do #i mean everything down to the little bit of camera fuzz and the fact that he refers to the lights as par cans. every detail #and i mean it's already super clear that david dastmalchian is a big horror guy but he SHINES in this. really in his element #i mean it's the natural talk show host charisma. the slowly building grief and anxiety as it goes on. and then when it all falls apart #just. goddamn. definitely a new fave. my other favorite horror films are ex machina and the fly for reference #and this is all the unsettling atmosphere of ex machina plus all the grotesque visceral effects of the fly

[henryvell]

no words for this one only frenzy damage

#micolash host of the nightmare #bloodborne #my art #this is a HorrorTM I don't even know #my hand slipped for uhhhhh three-odd hours of madness #anyways I bet Laurence would commission shit like this. gotta have salacious pictures of your intellectual ex

[genderfluidkai]

me and imp talked abt a undertale ninjago au (that was...Technically also an SPBNR au bc using KD's interpretations of the movie ninja is fun) so. heres a bunch of Mettaton Jay art i did a few months ago <3

#ninjago #ninjago au #ninjago fanart #ninjago jay #jay walker #the design on the left is based on his game show host outfit and is equivalent to mettaton ex #the design on the right is based on superstar rockin jay and is equivaleny to mettaton neo #insane robots my beloved

[quillisadoll]

I just finished I'm assuming the main ark with the twins

If you don't want spoilers skip this post

OH MY GOD I AM SOBBING

HIKARU DIED HIS HAIR KAROU SACRIFICED EVERYTHING FOR HIKARU KAROU KISSED HARUHIS CHEEK?!?! AND THEY WENT ON A DATE?!?!??!

I just I just

This ark was beautiful I am so happy the twins are trying to be their own people now, well they still have a lot to learn but it's so :( I'm so happy for them.

And yes I knowww Tamaki gets with Haruhi in the end but I'm really hoping hikaru at least tries to get with Haruhi.

I am very attached to these characters and seeing them finally have character development is so nice. In the anime we had very little to go off of we had the Halloween episode and the summer eps AND THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL WE GOT IN CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

I am very excited to write a essay and or make a YouTube video discussing these boys

(guys read my tags I'm funny in my tags)

#im sobbing #they're my sons #character development #hikaru hitachiin #kaoru hitachiin #ouran high school host club #kyoya ootori #ohshc tamaki #haruhi fujioka #ohshc #tamaki suoh #ouran hshc #ouran manga #i watched them grow #they grew up with me #me and my ex before we started dating we used to call each other hikaru and karou (i was karou) #these stupid boys mean so much to me #im to emotionally attached for this shit #emotions #spoilers #for like a really old manga but whagevr #oh also kyoya is looking for tamakis mom #that gay boy #he likes likes tamaki #im gonna throw up now bye

[maggyoutthere]

Did something for @ne0nwithazero a while ago but these posts are all scheduled so TwT [I made this back in like March 10th 😬]

Vers without textbox under cut

#deltarune #deltarune ocs #not my ocs tho #some of them zlndksk #spamton ex #[GARY] #host #mike #doodle #sketch #gift #@ne0nwithazero

[saevus-brutalis]

freak Alpha (Avatar AU)

#nobody asked everyone needed #oc: vincent elijah vahn #avatar AU #oKAY sooooooo AU where Vince is for forcibly sent on Pandora #and it is THE Vince:tm: coz the timeline *kinda* matches my cyberpunk timeline with the Pandora being discovered between 2050 and 2077 #sure age would be altered a bit and shit unless he'd be over 100 when he first got there #but hes THE traumatized ex-military Vince roped back into army :] #and he's given an Avatar based on his DNA and something else coz whitecoats like to experiment right :]] #so his Avatar is a bit mutated - has more melanin/black pigment in his body and is bigger than average na'vi #and it grows patches of dark fur in certain places (like a lion almost idk idk) #labcoats making a fucking experimental HYBRID #the scarily fit merc x big alien = ultimate soldier am i right :] #its safe to say he goes feral and is extremally aggressive #he hates whats going on with the natives so he kills his entire unit and runs off #either takes his body somehow or his body isnt even there to begin with idk but they dont simply unplug him like Sully in the first movie #maybe coz its experimental it would kill off the Avatar hybrid if its cut off its human host and they spend ass ton of money on it already #and aint done studying it #but but no important rn he befriends one of those big black scawwy doggos #Thanators right #he starts living in the forest like a feral little guy; aside from being a freakish hybrid he basically looks and behaves like a native #hides from natives and lives a secluded life :] #thank you for coming to my ted talk #saevus brutalis art #saevus brutalis #saevus-brutalis art #original character #oc #na'vi oc #na'vi #avatar oc

[bluejaygryphon]

oh My god. the umbrella apparel.

#flight rising #fr #dragon share #SHES SO CUUUUUUTE #This is also technically two umbrellas stacked on each other bc I wanted a deeper color than just the red one #This is Juniper she's a prestigious jazz singer in the Hewn City and also Jasper's ex and Resonance's trophy wife #Resonance is a frequent patron of the casino where Juniper performs quite often #and has also had Juniper perform at some of the parties she's hosted for other CEOs and upperclass residents of the Hewn City #Despite their relationship being basically COMPLETELY shallow. somehow theyre actually one of the most functional and healthy relationships #Yeah its shallow but like. They're both aware of that shallowness and are completely fine with that. They know what their relationship is #Meanwhile Paradox is the lesbian version of boomer 'i hate my wife' memes

[reshiradragon]

Found out about one of Hoopa’s unite costumes…they can be silly together <3

#Pokemon #Prince Lear #Rival Lear #Lear Pokemon #Lear #Hoopa #Pokemas #Pokemon Masters #Pokemon Masters EX #Artists on Tumblr #reshi art #look at them!! My beloveds!!!!! #not dena making a whole ass tea party event hosted by lear. only for him to not show up ever #so i will feed myself #also i realize i must be spamming the lear tag with my jank #im sorry ill stop (no promises)

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

It's me again, could you do the ilper egos (dark,host,heist,Wilford, Illinois,king and Google) with reader who is an forgotten exe (almost similar to sonic.exe) that has Imortality(along with other powers of your choosing) and can transfer from game to game and computer to console?

Dark

“So many souls, so little time~” You mock Sonic.EXE as you look within this entity’s collection of souls.

Unfortunately they’re far too broken for you to take. 

Dark was powerful enough to manipulate the technology you inhabited, able to turn off the game/computer or cover the screen in static to get you to shut up.

Though you just appear through the static and laugh.

You love taunting him and glitching to another device or console if he tries ignoring you

You remind him so much of Anti and it pisses him off.

Host

You can’t take his soul since he sold it long ago to be brought back to life.

Apparently his dealer “cheated” and took his eyesight too.

You almost pitied this man. Such a sad life he had..

Not to mention his sockets were cursed to forever bleed rivers of red, much like that demonic hedgehog.

Although he can’t see what you look like, he knows a lot about you and can sense where you are thanks to feeling static in the air.

So scaring him never usually succeeds.

Heist

He’s already a shapeshifter in a way (ie the Where in the World is Markiplier segment of ISWM 2).

So he declines your offer, which would’ve helped him create perfect disguises and given him the ability to impersonate people down to a T.

“Nah, I’d rather keep my soul thank you very much.”

“Well..you didn’t wanna be found by the authorities, right? I can make you disappear..or make them disappear instead so you can continue your thefts in peace.”

Despite your temptations, he refuses every time.

Wilford

As a “configuration of being”, of course he had to interview you!

“Sooooo you’re like one of those Sonic.EXEs Markimoo used to play back in the day??”

“First off, don’t compare me to that shmuck of a hedgehog or any of his copycats.”

“Ooh, touchy subject, huh? Now where has this bitter rivalry come from?”

“Ever since he made a name for himself on the Internet. Now he’s got an entire cult helping him gather souls! Meanwhile I’m left to rot and gotta settle with whatever souls he hasn’t already claimed.”

Wilford realized he just unlocked some lore(tm) and asks you about it further, becoming more and more fascinated.

You’ve seen his soul and...honestly you don’t want it. It’s too chaotic.

Besides he might “politely” stab you for trying to take it.

Illinois

Most likely did something to piss off the Cult of X (let’s say in this case they view you as a “lesser god”), like stealing one of their relics or old 90s gaming consoles you inhabited.

He accidentally freed you and you attempt to take his soul. But this dumb himbo is like “is my soul the only thing you’re after~?”

His lack of fear confuses you.

You try making him play the game you corrupted in an attempt to drive him mad, but he’s lost.

“How do I move,,can I jump here?? Sorry I never grew up with these video games.”

You move on, finding him boring now.

‘How can humans be so stupid..yet so handsome?’

King

Was probably messing with one of the younger egos’ gaming consoles and you appeared to him.

He almost runs out of the room, but then you make an offer to him.

“We’ve both been..forgotten, haven’t we? Don’t you miss the days where everybody loved you?”

“..I-I mean...yeah?” He slowly turns back around, interested. “But I still have my subjects-”

“I mean the human fans..the very ones that gave you life. Now they see you as a joke, a “running gag” on the channel. But what if I could make them all bow down to you again? All I ask is for one thing in return-”

However he doesn’t get to hear that part as the ego walks in and snaps at him for using their game and he skitters off.

Damn.

Google

You, seeing this glitchy outdated android: "It's free real estate".

He’s seemingly a perfect vessel for contacting humans with. So you take control of him for a while.

Unfortunately it’s not an easy transfer as his eyes immediately bleed oil everywhere and the security software eventually kicks you out.

Of course, since he contains no soul you find no point in being around him.

But from time to time you’ll slow down any updates he has or use Bing as a vessel to mess with him.

You annoy him a lot by hacking his computers, jumping from one device to another to impede his work.

#this ask came in at a good time bc im back on my sonic exe bs #clanask #iplier egos x reader #darkiplier x reader #the host x reader #heist mark x reader #wilford warfstache x reader #illinois x reader #king of the squirrels x reader #kots x reader #googleplier x reader #demon reader #monster reader #headcanons

[girlstressed]

omg ykw im so stressed about it has me DREAMING about it

#pat of my job is hosting this huge banquet at the end of the yr and not only is my ex coming WITH HIS GORGEOUS NEW GIRL #my coworker keeps making jabs at me for being single now for banquet bc i declined his advances #so now if i come to banquet alone ill just have to die itll be so embarassing #text

[orange-orchard-system]

Not terrified of spiders not especially into them but a secret third thing: the kind of mixed apathy and acceptance of their general existence that can only come from continuously waking up to find spiders in your bed

#dead spiders live spiders I've seen it all #spiders love my bedroom for unknown reasons #at least they keep the mosquitoes at bay #bugs #front soup.txt #also as a f.unny addition. a particular incident of this flavor is a core memory from during our questioning/s.yscovery journey lol #woke up. saw spider. couldn't go back to sleep. drank water that tasted like hand sanitizer. #had a conversation in which our now ex-host promised to try to be more open but they were scared #also one of our first times knowingly experiencing co-c.onsciousness #like I said core memory of this journey #things may not have happened in that exact order tho we were tired as fuck

[parablesystem]

You don't get to tell anyone what to think about their own exomemories. Whether their memories are made up by the brain, or actually happened to them, something inbetween, or something else entirely.

Even if they used to think of their memories a certain way and changed their mind/realized they weren't right about the nature of them. And if you have exomemories, only you get to decide what they are. Nobody else can do that for you, whether they're a member of your system or not.

#parable speaks #plurality #pro endo #endo safe #exomemories #noah #('s post) #post tone is kind of angry actually #im mad about our ex host again #were they right that my memories are pseudomemories? yeah #should they have forced that idea on me so much? no<3

[quillisadoll]

I'm a single mother of two

Looking for a father figure to help raise these two boys

Must be fictional (my last husband was real and he ended up being a bad person. I can't go though that again)

#Wilbur soot is my ex husband btw #i should post a quill lore bible #hikaru #karou #single mother of two #hikaru hitachiin #kaoru hitachiin #ouran high school host club

[cavityinmybrain]

dormant alters waking up in better situations they left in 🫂🫂

#ex host #system #plural #multiplicity #traumagenic system #oh my god i live here now #im not there anymore #literally feel awesome right now

[the-chaos-goose]

Realizing how bad my anxiety is

#rambles from my nonexistent basement #sprinkles of thought #GUH internally panicking whether everyone in my life hates me bc i havent been texted for like. a moment #my problem to deal with obviously but GUHH emotions are ANNOYING. #like i understand ppl have lives but wahhh my stupid brain automatically believes everyone is angry at me sobs #stupid drama queen bitch of a brain #hOW DID THE EX HOSTS DEAL WITH THIS

[queerpdsys]

no way i just saw a system shaming other systems for being upset when their friends refuse to acknowledge other alters & only use the body/host’s name and pronouns for them….

#queerpd.txt #system.zip #syscourse #kinda so just in case #sysblr #not saying their name (bc i forgot already) but WHAT #tell me ur a host who doesn’t understand how the rest of the system is affected by things without telling me /sar #saying this AS a (now ex) host/current co-host who used to think like that #and that it ‘’wasn’t their responsibility to keep track of’’ #aka we shouldn’t expect people to respect that we’re not all me #that is fucked up to say #even i recognized how it hurt my sysmates #even if i was to ashamed/embarrased to stand up to singlets abt it