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cringefail-clown · 3 months

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Jakehal is very fun. But why dirkkri? I dont understand what's appealing about it :? confused

theres a lot of things i like about dirkri and honestly i dont even know where to start lmfao

first of all, and its mostly a funny reason - davekat on crack. like some traces of davekat are still there - the arguing about shit, stoic facade vs emotional mess, all the good stuff, but its also so much more exaggerated it makes it this much more ridiculous. gets even better when you consider them under the lense of swap aus like alphaswitch or tbau, where they land on the meteor together. theyre most likely hunting each other for sports by the year two

second of all, the funney. theyd be so fucking funny together. their smallest arguments would take like twenty pages of non-stop flow of red-orange text to resolve, and not because they came to a consensus but because some third party physically dragged them away from their electronics. it doesnt do any good, since it only gives them both time to think over new arguments to use, and theyre back at it as soon as they get their phones back. like if we had a tournament about which ship would do the most collateral damage to the overall group, i think these two would be Up There. karkat would gauge his eyes out from frustration, because now not only does he have to deal with his piece of shit, know-it-all other self, but now theres also Fucking Dirk thrown into the mix. their home life is absolute insanity, a small jab about the other forgetting to buy sugar once again devolves into a screaming match about the merits and flaws of communism or some other inane shit. and theyre doing it for fun, they enjoy debating with each other, because often times they have vastly different opinions, and comparing their beliefs challenges them intelectually and morally. from the outside perspective theyre one of the most dysfunctional pair in the paradox space, when in fact thats simply how they want their relationship to be, and it makes them better people overall.

third reason is that theyre thematically delicious. dirk is a control freak, micromanaging his and his friends constantly. hes terrified of losing control, but hes also desperate for someone to just tell him what the fuck he should do. dirk doesnt think he should be in control of others, because he believes hes a naturally evil person capable of horrible acts, at the same time he doesnt trust anyone else to get things done but himself. hes a whole collection of contradictions.

kankri desperately needs to be in control as well. hes constantly injecting himself into conversations he has no business being in, trying to find someone thatd listen to what he has to say. hes wants to guide others, but his efforts are flawed, because he doesnt listen to other perspectives - hes got tunnel vision, as he thinks hes the one in the right while everyone else is wrong or ignorant (cringefail seer literally). he doesnt trust anyone else to make decisions for him, and becomes defensive when he thinks others are attempting to coddle him. his ass was definitely culled on beforus.

theyre also both so fucking lonely. dirk conciously tries to put difference between himself and his friends, worrying hell "corrupt" them. kankri tries to connect to his friends, but his behavior alienates him from them to the point of no one except maybe porrim want to have anything to do with him.

my point is, kankri wants to guide people but has to learn to listen to others and reflect on his own flawed opinions. dirk has to learn to trust that people closest to him can get shit done on their own and loosen up, as well as realise hes not evil at the core. them helping each other out - dirk teaching kankri about different perspectives, kankri teaching dirk about letting others do their thing - is something i think about a lot.

also i like to think theyd spar for fun a lot as well. its not really a reason and wholly my own personal headcanon but i wanna mention it as well bc its so funny to me. i like the idea of kankris behaviour being a complete reverse of karkat - where karkat is all bark no bite and doesnt like fighting or violence, kankri puts up a front of the beacon of love and peace and tolerance, but in his free time he gets his rifle and goes shooting at the fucking squirrels or some shit. i think he wouldnt have the same qualms about strifing as karkat. like dirk would try to jokingly jab his finger at kankris side and he would just fucking flip him over his shoulder and onto the table breaking it in half, because he doesnt like being touched unexpectedly and by gods dirk when will you fucking learn. he goes from 0 to 100 real fast. its such a hysterical concept for me.

#homestuck #dirk strider #kankri vantas #dirkri #dirkkri #turnabout au #homestuck turnabout #alphaswitch #tagging it as well bc well. dirkri #is it dirkri manifesto? its dirkri manifesto #wally where are you i need your words tell em tell em why dirkri is so fucking good

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hearts4kaulitz · 1 year

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“ HE WAS WEARING SKINNY JEANS, HAD FUNKY HAIR. “

bill x gn! reader

YOU HAD JUST ARRIVED TO THE EVENT, it was hosted for multiple popular bands and solo artists. theyd mainly hosted it so bands could artists could collaborate and get to know each other more.

you on the other hand had really one came for the alcohol and special treats, there was nothing that peaked your interest about the event.

strolling through the crowd of people as you made your way to the drinks. grabbing a cup and quickly filling it up with a beer of some sort apathetically.

you rolled your head back as you let the bitter liquid roll down your throat as your face soured up. you hadn’t drank in a while.

a scoff left your lips as you shook your head, setting down your drink on the counter but still having a hold on it.

looking around awkwardly you spotted a boy with spunky hair and skinny jeans, tilting your head slightly as a grin crossed your lips.

he was cute, really cute.

after you admired him for a minute or two his gazed locked with yours. a shock ran down your spine as you swiftly looked away, focusing down on your drink.

you tried to act cool but you could feel the boys stare burning into you. turning your weight on each foot whilst you watched the beer twirl in your cup as you shook it nervously.

after a few long seconds you looked up hesitantly, you noticed that a smile had grown on the boys face.

he seemed amused at your embarrassment before he turned to a boy with dreads.

his hand quickly flew to your direction as both of the boys were staring at you now. looking away from them as you hummed nervously.

he trailed over to you after a small wait, his smile never leaving.

you slowly turned your head to him as he muttered a small hi.

you returned the greeting quickly as an awkward silence fell over you two.

“du bist sehr schön,” he blurted, a small pinking tainting his face. “what?” you asked, a smile found your lips.

“you are very pretty.” he chuckled, your heart fluttered as your breathing quickly sped up.

you had took german a few years back and remembered a few sentences, so you’d decided to put them to use.

“danke,” you smirked, your face now matching the solo cup in your hands. his face lit up.

he could obviously tell you weren’t t german but it filled him with a sense of joy that one of the most beautiful people he’d ever seen knew some of his native language.

“you know german?” he asked gleefully, his smile growing. “a little.” you answered.

“i noticed you from somewhere… arent you in a band?” you inquired, tilting your head as you shifted your weight onto one of your hips.

he nodded, “tokio hotel, im bill kaulitz.” he introduced happily.

“yes thats where your from! i absolutely love your guys music. your all so talented!” you complimented.

it was true, you adored the band’s music. especially bills voice. you had only acted like you didn’t know the boy at first so you wouldn’t seem weird.

“oh— thank you! i love your music also! its very unique!” bill tried to search for the right words as he hadn’t really ever thought of a way to describe your music, especially since he wasn’t great at english just yet.

“thank you so much! id never think id be complimented by bill kaulitz.” you smiled, laughing nervously as you quickly regretted your choice of words.

“call me bill.” he giggled, he hadn’t seemed to mind your odd sentence which made you feel slightly better.

“alright bill… what do you usually do in your free time?” you asked, trying to clear the tension.

“oh! i like to sleep alot… thats really it.” he laughed while he rubbed the back of his head.

“how about you?” he quickly returned the question.

“well i just sit around and do whatever, i enjoy doing anything really. “ you shrugged nervously, your anxiety was starting to go away but he was scarily taller than you and the fact he was extremely attractive didnt help.

“thats nice… do you uh, smoke?” he randomly asked, making a gesture with his hands as he searched for the word.

“oh— well yeah… why?” your eyebrows furrowed with confusing as a look of amusement played onto your face.

“would you like to smoke with me?” he blurted out, tom had taught him if you wanted to rest the tension it was better to get shit faced high so the both you would be more relaxed.

“sure..! that sounds cool..” you hesitantly nodded as you weren’t sure what bill’s intentions were but you knew they couldn’t have been horrible.

he flashed a smile before he signaled for you to follow him, leading the both of you outside.

YOU AND BILL WERE NOW OFF THE WALLS HIGH, laying on the grass while it poked through your clothing uncomfortably but you couldn’t care less.

you were listening to bill ramble about something but you couldn’t really understand a word he was saying, you two had only shared a blunt but your tolerance wasn’t the strongest.

your gaze rested on his lips as they moved whilst they matched his words perfectly, everything about him was perfect.

his accent, his hair, his clothing, everything little thing you loved about him.

you two had only met about an hour ago but it felt like forever.

shit— were you falling in love?

as much as you loved the feeling your mine couldn’t process the fact you loved someone youd just met.

your body moved faster than your thoughts though.

soon your lips connected with bills, cupping his face gently. you began to pull away but the german boy swiftly kissed back.

the moment quickly got heated, simple kisses had turned into lustrous ones. his hands held your waist as he straddled ontop of you.

his cold rings burned against your now exposed waist, moving them up and down teasingly.

a soft whine left your lips as bill traveled down your neck, leaving dark hickeys all around.

“oh my god— were to high for this..” you moaned out as his kisses went lower and lower until he reached the waistband of your pants.

he swiftly came up as your gaze met his, both of you smiling.

“thats what makes it fun.” he whispered.

#x reader #kaulitz twins #ynstories #bill kaulitz #ao3 #bill x reader #tokio hotel #hearts4kaulitz #tokio hotel x reader #tom kaulitz #gustav schäfer #georg listing

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ivanzplaid · 1 year

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Can I request some Poly Yandere Billy Loomis & Stu Matcher x male reader?

Where reader is a popular guy who’s always got people around him, and is just a really affectionate person so whenever he’s seen theres always either an arm around the person he’s with or an arm around himself.

yes. i love my silly little deranged boyfriends and i love them more when theyre in a murderous grind for their oblivious bf🥰 thsnk you for bringing this into my life!!!!! (yes this is an old request but i just saw it so tbh its new)

request r open, masterlist is up!

Poly! Yandere! Billy n Stu x M! Popular! Reader + Jealousy | Headcanons & Short Fic

Warnings: Murder Description, Blood Description, Jealousy/Possessiveness, very yandere actions ( gaslighting ), cute caring boyfriends🥰

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Headcanons

this could not be a more troubljng mix, two overbearing and protective boyfriends with a carefree and naturally affectionate boyfriend who just tries to be nice to everyone

while the pair adore how truly genuine and lively they are, they hate how everyone feeds into it and gives you attention that only they should be giving you

its a collected hate when they see you hanging out with your little friend group all laughing and getting too comfortable, as well as when your kind soul helped out the new kid, who asked for your number afterwards

they know they shouldnt control everything about your life, but thats what theyre here for! they think they know whats best for you, and this is just them helping your very sweet obliviousness

they share a notebook of names for who they think has been trying too much recently; Your new friend from lunch who seems to lean on your shoulder, your gym buddy who looks at you too much in the wrong areas

they try to make it seem coincidental that these things happen to you, but if you ever caught them in the act, theyd let you know thst its just for your own good, they know what's best for you snd your wellbeing

if you ever got suspicious theyd say they need to keep you safe, using it as an excuse to spend more time with you and show everyone else who you truly belong to

besides killing, theyd each have their own little ways as marking you so others know to back off a bit

billy would be more aggressive with it, actively keaving hickeys and bite marks on you, glaring down anyone who he thinks is too close while having an arm around your shoulder

stu would br a bit more silly with it, sending more quality time and making you laugh more/kiss you more often, he needs the emotional security

either way, neither would be happy, and both would gaslight you into thinking thst you truly only need them, that youre fulfilled and happy only with them, the two most caring snd concerned boyfriends in the world

Short Fic ( murder desc & yandere behavior/actions + gaslighting )

Your hands burrowed into Stu's as he held you up, gently caressing your back and whispering sweet nothings into your ear. His hot breath covered your neck, trying to put you at ease. Infront of you was the transfer student, laying helplessly on the ground, beaten and bloody. You remembered everyone of the cuts that were displayed on his body, slowly killing him.

Your tears stained your face, working to heavy your eyes. Yet your two boyfriends wouldn't stop talking to you, comforting you while massacring the helpless boy that lay before you.

Stu's hand helped prop you chin upwards, shushing into your ear before speaking.

"Babe, you gotta understand that we had to. You're too nice! You couldn't see what he was trying to do to you. Its your flaw, you're just too nice!"

Soon after, Billy's head leaned into yours, wiping away the tears and cleaning up your face with this sleeve gently.

"Thats right, we would only do whats best for your wellbeing, you'll thank us later. We saw the way he looked and spoke about you. You just took it! We had to stick up for you since you obviously couldn't do it for yourself."

Billy's thumb circled your cheek, forcing you to look at him as he spoke. As you looked into his eyes, you couldn't help but feel a twinge of sorrow for putting your concerned and attentive boyfriends through so much..

Maybe they were just looking out for your best interest at heart?

#scream #scream franchise #scream 1996 #billy loomis x reader #billy loomis #stu matcher x reader #stu matcher #stu macher #slasher #slashers #slasher x reader #slasher x make reader #billy and stu #billy & stu #yandere slasher #yandere #ghostface

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borzoilover69 · 2 months

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I *need* the 3 paragraph essay on davejake. They give me brainworms, please

Alright here it is, me rambling at length about davejake to some person, now copy pasted on tumblr!

So as you already know (or dont) i often frame dave and jake hanging out as clubbing buddies. That's all there is to their relationship. My personal headcanon is that dave is such a loser postgame. I think he would fall out with karkat because he doesnt know how to clean up after himself and gets more aloof and sort of a jackass down the line (count it on bad parenting!!) and it pisses off karkat so bad they dont have a tumultuous breakup they just sort of fizzle out bcus both of them dont have the balls or the energy to tell the other its over they just sort of stop talking.

It doesnt just impact his relationship with Karkat, I imagine he'd fall out with a lot of his friends because it's okay to be an insufferable prick when youre 13 or 16 but less so when youre in your 20s. This would especially impact his relationship with John. If you look at it from a subjective opinion, its a wonder they ended up friends in the first place. They have different interests, contrasting personalities, and different ideas of fun. I like the idea that John would have depression postgame, and I think that Dave just wouldnt know how to handle it at all, doesnt really know how to connect. Theyd be stuck in this thing where they can't think of a single good thing about the other when they're apart, but when they're togehter it's fine. You know its bad when you dont have literally anything to talk abt with your best friend. hes totally indifferent to any of daves comments on politics or the ilk.

Dave understands that time and relationships dont go well at all he cant stay in touch with old friends, but also doesnt really desire cant new friends, stuck perpetually in limbo.

and thats the thing sort of the same with jake. jake hits it off big but realising so many people want him and desire to be around him makes him lose touch with his old group so hes grown distant too, theyd get along because they dont care enough to know the other on a deeper level and it suits them just fine. like they might wonder but thatd open a pandoras box.

For Dave it’s the fact that Jake doesn’t show outward opposition to his brand of bullshit, and doesn’t ask nor desires to get deep with him, so it’s fine. Here for a good time not for a long time. They can do all the things that dirk is too much of a shut-in prude to do. (Same goes for John) and just hangout. Hookup a few times.

For Jake, Dave is a strider (something he likes) and again, doesn’t ask and isn’t someone who wants to get deep with him which suits him just fine because Dave can be fun if they’re doing something fun and Jake doesn’t want to go alone. Which he doesn’t. Jake English is the type of guy to fill his entire schedule just to avoid talking to people one on one that hes known for a long time (doesn’t want to get intimate just wants to have a lot to talk about with no qualms.)

Like he also doesn’t want to know Dave on a personal level but he can convince the guy to go on benders because Dave has nothing really going for him and they can bitch about their selective friend groups w/o it coming back to bite both of them in the ass due to them obviously not going to tell the others about it. Which is great. For them.

Its funny as hell to imagine them helping each other but they genuinely do not give a fuck about that at all. Funny In the glaringly not endgame our friend groups both sort of ditched us but we sort of also enabled that to happen (we lack the ability to try hard at it for too long without getting uncomfortable) and base level of similiartiy that doesn’t show signs of fluctuating so as long as they’re generally entertaining and on board to party and do fun things they are friends and or in relations (complicated and a sworn open secret) to each other.

Honestly it’s likee canon. To me. Im a big fan of less than conventional relationships. A lot of the fun comes from exploring the lengths they would go to stave off boredom in the face of immortality and trying to stave off having a deep conversation or revelation while tiptoeing around issues they have with others and with themselves through a safe haze of vices. Like they’d get close to it but get interrupted.

Dave and Jake are silly as heck. Love those goobers. Their relationship to Dirk is purely they know to not fuck with each other because it’d genuinely upset dirk really bad but they do it anyway. And it’s true they see attributes of their best friend in the other with added benefits of them not being so uptight as their best friends from childhood.

#davejake #dave strider #jake english #homestuck #home2t4ck #borzoi meta #borzoi talks #asks

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foern · 4 months

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hii!! how are you doing?? this is my first time so i applogize if i lack of details/u have a hard time understanding this. May i request for Tokyo Revengers (Mitsuya, Draken, Rindou) where they compliment or just appreciates s/o but she just cries when she heard ut? she kinda barely got attention and praises like that so it kind of melts her heart

they can be like normally say "im so grateful for you" "ur so pretty", but s/o just cries as a response HAHDHSJA I wanna know what theyd do or react, if thats okay ofc! i apologize if im dosturbing your time, i hope u have a great day!

~😻

Anon tysm for this request! I had a lot of fun writing it! I haven’t really read the Manga, so I don’t think I know enough about Rindou to write for him. I replaced him with Mikey, I hope that's okay!

Sorry this id kind of short and took forever, ive been super busy (literally moved to another continent). Anyway, hope you like it!

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Mikey

Mikey’s eyes followed you as you busied yourself in the kitchen, grabbing ingredients to prepare breakfast for the two of you—bacon and eggs. Distracted, you cracked an egg into the hot pan, oblivious to Mikey’s intense gaze. The morning sun streamed through the windows, casting a radiant glow on everything it touched, including you. With messy hair from sleep, clad in Mikey’s sweatshirt, and a bare face, you looked absolutely stunning.

“You’re so pretty.” Your gaze swiftly met the blonde-haired boy's; his eyes sparkled, and a warm, admiring smile graced his lips. There was no doubt in the world that he was anything but sincere.

“Don’t be stupid.” You mumble, an obvious blush creeping its way onto your cheeks. Truth be told, you felt completely hideous that day. Your hair was an unbrushed mess, you had no makeup on, and you were still in your pajamas. A wave of insecurity washed over you; a heavy weight settled itself on your chest. As tears welled up in your eyes you turned back to the eggs, unwilling to let Mikey see you cry.

“Hey, hey, hey, why the tears?” Mikey stands up from his chair and steps in front of me. He rests his hand on my waist, rubbing soothing circles into my skin. The words catch in my throat, making it impossible to articulate the emotions flooding over me. Truth be told, I don't even know why I'm crying. His free hand gently lifts my chin, forcing me to meet his gaze.

"You're beautiful," he reassures, his thumb moving from my chin to caress my lip, "Especially when you're making me breakfast."

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Mitsuya

I delicately run my fingers across the luxurious texture of my dress, savoring the sensation of the soft fabric across my skin. My gaze takes in every detail of the meticulously crafted garment—each stitch, every contour, a testament to its thoughtful design. A nervous smile graces my lips as I turn to meet Takashi’s gaze.

“What do you think?” I ask, my voice carrying a mix of anticipation and vulnerability. A faint blush creeps over my face as I catch him admiring my silhouette. His response, a simple yet sincere "You look absolutely stunning," sends a rush of warmth through me.

His bluntness catches me off guard for a moment. I never really grew up receiving compliments, so even now, they have the power to surprise me. A warm weight settles into my chest as an unexpected wave of emotion washes over me. The confident smile I wore earlier fades, replaced by a genuine, slightly flustered one. Rising from his chair, he makes his way towards me.

As he stands before me, placing a hand gently on my hip and the other softly on my cheek, I can't help but marvel at the tenderness in his touch. I hadn't realized a tear was rolling down my face until he wiped it away with his thumb. My heart melts at this action, his eyes never leaving mine. His unwavering, concerned gaze causes my tears to flow more steadily.

“You mean it?” I manage to utter, my voice carrying a mix of disbelief and gratitude. I honestly don’t know why I’m crying, but in this moment, none of that matters. He shakes his head with a reassuring nod. His hand guides me into a comforting hug, the type you never want to leave. “Of course, but I don’t know why you’re crying though. I think it means I should just compliment you more often.”

#tokyo revengers #tokyo rev headcanons #tokyo rev x reader #manjiro sano x reader #takashi mitsuya #mitsuya takashi #mitsuya x reader #tokyo revengers fluff

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honakito · 5 months

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Plz akito kiss hcs ..

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LIP MARKS - prod. honakito

posted as : request

chars : s. akito , y. kanade

type: x g/n ! reader

scenario : kisses with them ( headcanons )

notes : that is so cute im gonna give u a smooch. now this MIGHT be similar to others posts but everything in this context is unintentional,,, so no i am not a copycat ,, tho, enjoy!!

notes 2 : i wrote kanade too even tho she wasnt in the request because i also want to write other characters ,,,, because as much as i want this to be an akito blog i genuienly CANT </3 id get bored and theres no SPICE in that what the fuck,,, also i flunged my math comp today (even tho i have the highest grades and like general grade in class with a 9,94) i got a like 55 this is not my first time the 55 has cursed me i cant escape ,, so now ive been ghosting everyone that has asked me for my score im genuinely so embarrassed ( this is also NOT the first time ive did this )

date : 19 / 01 / 24 - 20 / 01 / 24

s. akito

akitos lips are soft. like genuinely so soft.

hes probably had them chapped for a little while , due to practicing in the sun a lot. before you started helping him on it. i guess it payed off , so , so well.

so now , after helping him treat them, his kisses got somehow better.

its like theyre more tender and passionate now. maybe its his way of getting back at you for giving him tips and buying the necessary things he needed? pretty much. yeah definitely.

small fact : he still kept the things you bought him for his lips , neat and clean on his desk. ‘ im keeping those for when they get dry again, not for kissing you better. they heavily influence my singing, y’know? ‘ - thats his excuse anyway.

usually, they arent that long. in hurries, he usually just leaves a small peck. a kiss on the forehead, even. tho he only does this when no ones watching , not too fond of pda because of three certain someones. the most he can do in public is a quick kiss on the hand, on one of the rings you wear, if you do actually use jewelry.

but in private , its like a switch flipping. hes initiating it a lot more, each kiss lasting two times more than usual with one break slipped in there somewhere. mostly on the lips, but doesnt limit there. hed kiss you all over your face occasionally , if hes feeling mischievous. or in comfort. depends on the context.

and about hand placement — definitely on your waist. he likes it alot. in an innocent way, ofcourse. in general, he just likes it. wrapping his arms around it from behind you , hugging you and resting his face on your shoulder. akito himself doesnt know why.

so basically — his kissers are tender , passionate , and depend on his mood. hes a pretty simple guy.

y. kanade

if akitos lips were soft, then kanades are heavenly, if taken care of properly.

her lack of self care is there, ofcourse, even worse if it wasnt for honami. but with a little bit of your help, i feel like shed eventually get better — and that includes skincare and just beauty in general.

she has dry lips, due to working a lot during both mornings and nights , so she doesnt really have time to take care of them — or she oftenly licks them to the extent of it. it doesnt take a lot of chapstick to get them nice and soft, tho.

theyd DEFINITELY taste like soy cup noodles, argue with the entirety of usa. or collectively agree. i dont care i know im right.

her kisses arent special, but they hold a lot of sentimental expression to both you and kanade. for her , leaving you quick pecks anywhere on your face is a way to express what shes feeling. is she proud? is she happy? did something happen? does she need attention? you’ll only know through her quick kiss on your cheek.

she cant last through really long kisses tho — poor girl runs out of breath so fast. thats why you both settled in quick pecks.

and hand placement during those? your cheeks or the back of your head , running her hands through your hair. doesnt matter if youre taller (which is likely) , she’d initiate it (rarely long) by gently cupping your cheeks and bringing your face closer to her.

summed up — shes a decent kisser. just dont suffocate her during your time.

does anybody wanna be on my taglist…. ive been considering doing one ,,

dividers arent mine ; credits to the rightful owners on TUMBLR

#written : surpassed angelic #akito shinonome #kanade yoisaki #akito shinonome x reader #kanade yoisaki x reader #project sekai #pjsk x reader #pjsk #akito vbs #kanade pjsk #project sekai colorful stage #pjsk x you

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rouge-the-bat · 6 months

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kurama always tries to keep his friends from using his demon name around others in his life, but most of his friends are... not the best at keeping their words in check, to say the least. and i cant help but imagine theyd defintely let a few "kurama"s slip around his mom. when asked by her, kurama just laughs and says its a silly nickname his friends gave him is all.

but shiori knows her son well by now, how hes always been a bit secretive and mischevious (especially in his younger years, when he didnt really open up, and new things seemed to show up in his room on a regular basis that she most certainly didnt get for him). to try to get to the bottom of as many things as she can, she needs to be observant to fit pieces together.

and so she listens. not trying to eavesdrop on her sons conversations, of course, but its hard not to overhear conversations thatre in the same room as you, you know? and its hard to stay far away, when she can finally see her dear shuichi, whos always been so distant with his peers, now laughing and joking around with close friends!

there are times they speak in hushed tones that she cant pick up, and as curious as she is, she wont pry or invade to listen. kids do need privacy, after all, and she wont push her sons boundaries.

on the occasion though... these hushed words take the form of her son whispering into his best friend's ear- the one that is around the most, hiei- and followed by what looks to be a blush forming on said friend's cheeks. a very curious devlopment, for sure.

shes noticed this happening some time after theyve started being much physically closer when they spend time with each other- quite a notable change, considering his little friend seemed uncomfortable, or maybe even replused by such closeness before. she still remembers when she first gave him a hug, and hiei stiffened up like she froze him solid. it hurt her heart to think what could have made the boy react like that to affection... it makes her happy to see hes opening up with her son now though.

sometimes she overhears their friends- yusuke in particular- teasing the two about dating. (she has her suspicions of the same, certainly, but figures shell let her son come to her about it when hes ready- if her assumptions are correct, that is) when hiei gets annoyed and wants their friends to leave, they playfully accuse him of "wanting alone time with his boyfriend," causing hiei to fluster and tell them to shut up. shes even spotted her dear shuichi blushing a few times at the insinuation of dating hiei- and shiori cant help but think how adorable those two are together!

then finally, one day yusuke and kuwabara join up for another round of teasing, starting to sing "kurama and hiei sitting in a tree!" and finally, shiori makes a connection hearing her son's "nickname" right beside his best friend's name- those are also the names of two mountains relatively close to each other! unaware that kurama is not actually a nickname of his, she figures she must have found the right conclusion- and she melts at how cute it is, starting to go by a nickname that matches his probably-boyfriend!

#kurama #hiei #kurahi #shiori minamino #shiori hatanaka #youko kurama #shuichi minamino #yusuke urameshi #kazuma kuwabara #i just think itd be really cute if shiori ended up assuming her son is called kurama by his friends because hes gay with hiei #secret identity? ha! no way! her sons just adorably gay with his little boyfriend ^w^

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pasta-in-the-pudding · 1 year

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Hey could we get some general headcanons about Splendor, Candy Pop and Jason? ^^

Ah yes, the best boys <333

Thank you for requesting!

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Splendor

He, along with the rest of his species, dont really have genders, so most of the time he just rolls with whatever people refer to him as. In his mansion, he's actually known as "Mother" due to his motherly nature with his children

He's also aroace (though that wouldnt apply to x reader fics)

He's the second youngest of all his brothers

He generally tries to look like a clown (hence why he has a smiling face complete with eyes and his brothers don't) that way children don't feel scared around him

He's truly great with everyone, not just kids

He has his own mansion, but instead of angsty emos, his house is more of a safe space for all of the unwanted or unhappy children

9'6" so very tall

I imagine his voice to sound like a mixture of Sundrop and Cheese sandwich

He smells familiar, no specific scent, just something you know you've smelt before but can't quite place your finger on

He visits Slender at his mansion the most, usually bringing candies for everyone

He's become known as "That guy with the face and full snickers bars" around Slender's mansion

He doesnt tend to go into the mortal realm too often, but when he does it's when he senses a troubled soul in need of immediate help

And when he does have those senses, he usually brings them back into his mansion in the underworld, giving them all the hospitality and comfort they could ever desire

Splendorman is an oddball, that's for sure

I also like to imagine he says weird things sometimes, just to throw people off guard

"Beware the men with the tilted hats....they arent worth it"

He likes rick and morty, but doesn't actually watch the show he just likes the colors

His favorite meal is octopus tentacles

Candypop

Bro doesn't know what they are

They don't really have a gender either, so most of the time he just identifies as male or non binary

He's also into men (again, doesnt necessarily apply to x reader)

They usually aren't seen a lot around slender's mansion, mostly because they, Lj and Jason tend to hang out in the uppermost level of the mansion and giggle around like the chaotic neutrals they are <3

They absolutely order starbucks, bribe another creep to bring it up to them, and then gossip with each other about all of the other creeps

Most of the time they spare their dear friend who brought up their orders though. They arent horrible, now

They smell like literal musk and jolly ranchers 💀

It's very upsetting

He likes to just bang his hammer mallet thingy against the wall for absolutely no reason

They're like 8'11"

He gets a kick out of seeing people jump from the BOOM

Their face doesn't actually look like how it is seen in pictures, most of that is actually makeup

The only natural things is their skin tone, their sharp teeth, and their hair and eye colors

They have a very deep chainsmokers voice

Sorry, I don't make the rules

They unironically listen to one direction and 5 seconds of summer on full blast

"BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE"

Lj definitely had to bang on their wall a few times with his fist just to get them to shut up a few times

The only times he is seen around the mansion, hes normally sliding around the hardfloor on socks, avoiding everyone as best they can because lord knows if someone actually spoke to them theyd just evaporate, never to be seen again

Jason the Toymaker

When he first manifested in this world, he was mostly just trying to look human so he could get away with inhabiting this place

So he identifies as "male" and has traditional male anatomy

He is interested in anyone romantically speaking, but does have a fem lean (doesn't apply to x reader)

He has the dantiest little hands <3

6'2", so he's definetly not the tallest creep. but he's up there

His fingers are long and slender, as well as long nails that help him with sewing

His skin is really smooth

And his hair is really well taken care of

He just has the best self care in general

He's always working on some project, wether that be making a doll, or sewing a fancy tea party dress for sally that she absolutely needed, his hands are always busy

He can get frustrated very easily though, and thats kind of a bummer

He doesn't have anger issues necessarily, but he's very sensetive and emotional, so anything said to him might tick him off into a stream of tears or a flurry of rage

He's normally one of the only ones to actually clean around the house

His hair color depends on his mood

For example, if hes really upset, his hair is black, his true form is white, and he actually uses a spell to keep his hair red the rest of the time

He's that one friend

You know the one

The nice one?

Yeah that's him

He smells like old fabrics and dust

But sometimes if he's feeling ✨ spicy ✨ he'll wear some sweet smelling perfume

Never cologne, he doesnt like how harsh it smells

He likes to watch cartoons with sally, and sing with sally

He's simply wonderful <3

#creepypasta #jason the toymaker #candy pop #splendorman #candy pop x reader #jason the toymaker x reader #splendorman x reader #creepypasta x female reader #creepypasta x y/n #creepypasta x you #creepypasta headcanon #splendorman headcanons #slender mansion #slender brothers

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spaceless-vacuum · 1 year

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Fandom‧˚｡ﾟ･° ｡✎ Legend of Zelda

Pairing‧˚｡ﾟ･° ｡✎ Link x reader (twilight, courage, legend, wars, four, koridai, ravio, time, sky, hyrule, wild, calamity and wind)

Word count‧˚｡ﾟ･° ｡✎ 2047

Summery‧˚｡ﾟ･° ｡✎ Little snippits for how I think theyd react to helping care for a sick reader

Misc‧˚｡ﾟ･° ｡✎ third person pov, non-specified illness, each section is short but to the point, i didnt second draft this

Twilight:

He grew up in a small town where everyone knew each other and was the sort of person who always helped out. More than that there were several kids in the village that he helped out with so when you come down with something he wastes no time telling you that you need to take it easy and get some rest. He's a blanket and his cloak to keep you warm, if it gets too hot let him know and he'll get a damp cloth, and if you need to throw up let him know so he can hold your hair back.

Twilight stays by your side and monitors your condition as he does small activities to keep the both of you occupied. It's easy to tell he has done this with smaller kids before because the way he handles it is a lot like how a mother would with a young child.

Courage:

Not only is this a mission, it's a personal one. He decides that you shouldn't walk in your weakened state and will try to pick you up bridal style so he can show off how strong he is while helping you all at the same time. Even if it's not that far of a walk he's just trying his best to make sure you know you can rely on him.

He keeps a cup of water by your bed stand and a box of tissues there just in case. He'll bring you food and will read to you if you wish. If you want to walk he'll give you his arm to lean on. Courage isn't afraid of getting sick because he's too busy thinking of all the ways he can be obnoxious in his attempts to flirt with you.

Legend:

“Don’t worry I have something that can help” and then he spends the next hour going through all of his belongings to find what ehs looking for. Ok that's a lie he has a method to his madness and vaguely knows where everything is. He has cures and tinctures that range from mundane, to magical, to just strange. Yeah a flaming sword may not seem like it would help but keeping it close will warm you up won't it?

It’s so strange how he just hands you some strange object and explains in a few offhand sentences that it might be this one semi-magical object he picked up one time but it should do something that will make you feel better. If nothing else, trying to find out exactly what it is is fun and engaging. Like a puzzle but just for your head.

He doesn't really know how to help that well but he’s there if you need him, even if he doesn't know exactly what to do he'll try his best.

Warrior:

He is one of those people who will help but it’s more of by letting you have the day off. He doesn't get sick often, blaming it on his superior training and a healthy diet, but when he does get sick he overreacts so badly. Even if it's just a common cold or a light sniffle it's a huge deal to him. During those times he likes to be alone so he can handle it himself and since it happens so little it's almost like a day off. He can spend it doing whatever he wants as long as it's a light activity that won't make things worse.

Which is to say that when you get sick he just leaves you to it. You know what works best for you and he knows what works best for him. Not that there cant be overlap but he'll get you anything you need and offer you assistance but besides the times he checks up on you if you don't ask him to stay he won't. Mostly just so you can have some time alone for whatever you want.

Four:

He’s not sure what to do but he's happy to help if you need him. I can see him dropping by, finding out you're sick, and spending the day with you; or you're sick and drop by for a visit and he insists that you stay by the forge while he goes to pick some healing herbs that will help. There's snacks at the forge if you get hungry, if you need to nap there's the bedroom upstairs, and a place or two to sit on the floor. It’s not that he doesn't want to help but with Four he doesn't know how to help unless you give him specific requests.

Koridai:

No time to waste he will take this as a chance to prove he is just made of boyfriend material. He is flirting with you and staying close to your side. No matter how much you push him away he just brushes past it and says that he can't leave you alone, not while you're in such a fragile state. Doesn't matter how small the cold is, he has decided that making you swoon isn't just a part time job but something to do at every available option.

Time:

Does Time know how to help? Not exactly; yet that won't stop him from trying! Checking up on you is a given but what he brings you is a little strange? He’ll get you some warm milk because it'll help you sleep and milk is good for your bones. Yeah ok it's not the best for this situation but he's so sweet about it that it helps no matter what he gives you. Just checking up on you and gently shaking you awake so he can hand you a leaf he picked up off the ground.

Hell kneel down by the bed and explain he was searching around the woods for something to help you. So he wound up walking to the deku tree, hanging out there for a bit, and remembering that when was a kid and sick he would spend time in nature, and he brought you back a leaf from his adventure. He checks you temperature and then leaves you to get more rest.

Ravio:

He decides that laughter is the best medicine and will do anything to make you laugh or cheer you up. Telling jokes and stories when he's by your side and making sure you are as comfortable as possible. He'll get you anything you need and the price is what you would expect. Just no kisses, you are sick and he can't afford to catch it. He has a shop to run after all.

When no customers are in the store he'll run by your place and check up on you. Nothing that will take up too much time because he can't shut down his shop or anything. On his lunch break he'll stop by a stall and buy some food for the two of you to share and something sweet to eat to keep your spirits up.

Sky:

I see Sky as the type of hero to overwork himself. Even when he is sick he just assumes it'll go away on its own, and sometimes even pushes himself harder because he doesn't want to fail as a hero. Even if other people see him get sick he will deny how bad it is and underplay it. It's a bad habit but he doesn't expect this from others.

When you get sick it's all hands on deck. He refuses to let you overextend yourself the way he does and will assign you to your room and you can't leave unless it's a short walk. You can't even let him talk you into riding a loftwing because the cold air won't be good for you, cold weather is how you get sick after all.

Which can mean a boring day stuck inside but he makes it as fun as possible. Choosing to skip class or call in sick as well he stays with you so you don't have to stare at a brick wall all day. Rather he plays games with you, reads you books, and will nap with you until you feel better. He even brings you food from the school's cafeteria so that way you can eat in bed.

Hyrule:

Because I know that in a post apocalyptic situation there might be a doctor you can visit but more than likely you're doing this all on your own. Just hunker down so that way you don't get into a fight while in a weakened state and hope it isn't actually serious. Not every cough means you're about to die but who knows at this point it could lead to something worse. So staying put and focusing on getting better is the plan.

Due to Hyrule having healing magic and having done a thing or two before he is in full medic mode and will be acting both as a doctor and a nurse. Providing support and comfort while giving you warm herbal teas that don't taste too good but will help with whatever it is you have. Any symptom is treated to the best of its abilities and he's less worried about the illness and more managing and stopping it from spreading or getting worse. So that means bedrest.

With how dangerous it is being outside he wouldn't want you out there on a normal day and especially not now.

Wild:

He makes you soup. Just soup. He knows it's good for when you get sick so he's making you something rich and creamy like french onion or chicken and dumpling. It’s probably the best soup you will ever have (minus Wind’s grandmother's soup.) Food that's good for the soul is the best support for you right now.

He insists that you have to stay back and not do anything. Take an easy day inside or relax at camp. He'll stay with you or in the general area so you're never truly alone. He wouldn't want you to get caught off guard due to being sick or asleep. He keeps the fire lit at night and keeps you entertained with stories so you don't die of boredom sitting there.

Wind:

His first thought is to get you something to help and it’s worth getting sick over just so you can have some of Grandma’s soup. Not joking, it's delicious and it really does fill you with hope. It’s what he always gets when he's sick so he's glad he gets to share some with you.

If you're able to go outside he encourages it because fresh air is always good for but especially when you're sick. If you can't leave your house he'll have you open up some windows. Throughout the day as he passes by he'll shout at your window to see if you're ok and tell you what he's doing. He’ll make a game out of it by saying you're missing the wildest of things happening all over the island and acting like it must be such torture being trapped inside.

Really he just misses your company. Being sick sure does suck too bad he never gets sick and won't ever wind up like you.

To help you feel better he’ll bring you sticks and things he found outside so that way you can feel like you're still part of the outside world. Its he's way of saying he's worried about you and wants you to get better.

Calamity:

Due to all the pressure around him trying to be the hero Hyrule needs and the war going on he finds this more of a break or vacation than anything else. It is terrible that you came down with a sickness but he gets to spend time with you and not have to worry about anything else besides making sure you're ok. This is a win win.

No one else is around and if someone does come to check up on the two of you they don't stay for long. Which makes it a wonderful time to have some heart to heart talks and for him to let his guard down. It doesn't happen often and it really brings out the side of him that smiles and laughs and isn't always struggling to not crack or break under the pressure.

#eye write #link x reader #linked universe x reader #lu warriors #lu wind #lu sky #lu four #lu time #lu twilight #lu legend #lu ravio #lu hyrule #lu courage #lu koridai #cdi link #lu wild #lu calamity

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trohpi · 3 months

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okay heres a list of reasons why regulily makes sense bc i love them so much but every time i talk abt them on any platform other than tumblr ppl are like “ew, regulily is gross” like yall just dont get them the way i do 😤

we know that regulus wasnt like the rest of his family. most purebloods think of house elves as vermin, below even the lowest of wizards, but regulus was kind to them, kinder than he was to most other wizards. he was good at masking to put on that pureblood facade, though, but lily, well, she could see right through it. she was, afterall, “an uncommonly kind person with a habit of seeing the best in others, even when they could not see it themselves”

do yall seriously think that lily evans would have been put off by regulus’ standoffish slytherin demeanor? the woman was best friends with the most standoffish slytherin to ever slytherin. she was one of the few gryffindors who actively befriended slytherins and she likely would have defended regulus against sirius if he ever spoke badly about him in her vicinity, even if they werent friends. thats just the kind of person she is (and we love her all the better for it)

regulus and lily both had complicated relationships with their siblings. both of them were the younger sibling, and both of them were also the sibling preferred by their parents. regulus would understand the grief lily felt over the loss of her close relationship with petunia and lily would understand the betrayed bitterness regulus felt over sirius being happier without him in a way that no one else could. theyd see each other more deeply than anyone else

now ive seen some people (mostly og marauders fans that dislike regulus) say that it makes no sense bc they were on opposite sides of the war at first, but regulus is one of the few death eaters we know of that canonically defected. he literally sacrificed himself trying to stop voldemort, knowing that he would die but accepting it on the off chance that his efforts would eventually help end the war. to act like he was evil is just stupid

and lastly, ive seen some version of “regulily makes no sense! regulus and lily are both gay!” repeated ad nauseam and, well, my question to you is… why cant they be gay together? why limit yourself to the canon cishet normativity when you can have them be bi4bi, or t4t, or nonbinary lesbians, or any other queer relationship you can imagine? like, my personal fav regulily dynamic is lesbian lily and trans girl reg. the options are literally endless. go wild! live out your gay dreams to your hearts content! no one is stopping you!

#sorry yall #i just wanted to go on a little rant #bc i love them so much #and people slandering them fills me with rage /hj #regulily #waterlily #regulus black #lily evans #regulus x lily #lily x regulus #marauders #marauders era #harry potter

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w1f1n1ghtm4r3 · 2 months

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ippiki au: minor characters edition

first things first: here look at everyone. dont mind the inconsistency of style, i took a 4 month break in the middle of these okay

and now! lore and stuff will be under the cut to not clog up everything

ill include everyones images a second time before their specific lore just to help keep track of things i hope you dont mind that. also implied vbs event spoilers (specifically for light up the fire) when you get to radder, if thats a concern at all

mizuki- deer. a runaway from an arena with lower security, met ena early into their escaped days and theyve stuck together since. their antler broke while in the arena, and they havent shed yet to grow back evenly. whether the white spots are because of their deer species or the fact that theyre still a teenager or just because of weird hybrid things is up to viewer interpretation (aka i never really settled on a specific type of deer for them). unfortunately the antlers make them pretty visibly trans and they dont really like having them, but at least most other hybrids dont seem to care too much.

ena- mountain lion. grew up in the same lab as akito, and to neither of their knowledge, they are actually related (ena was still somewhat of an older sister figure to him, along with some of the others from his group. they havent seen each other in a few years since ena got taken to an arena. to each other they might as well be dead). not the biggest fan of their current situation, but shes trying to make the best of it.

they live together currently in the undercity, living somewhat steadily off of odd jobs. its not the greatest life, and maybe one day theyd like to leave, but for two teenage girls, its the best theyre managing for now, and it certainly could be a lot worse. they both couldve never escaped their arenas and died there.

haruka- domestic shorthair cat (but often mistaken for being a russian blue... shes just a regular gray cat with blue eyes). an ex-feral (captured as a child) turned show pet with a reputation for her cool charm. while shes taken to this life with relative ease, she misses her home from far outside the city and her childhood best friend who got captured at the same time and separated from her (she cant help but fear that an is probably dead, sent to an arena for her rowdier personality. shed like to hope otherwise, but the odds are against her)... also yes, her outfit mainly looking like her asrun outfit is intentional.

minori- goat. i forgot her sideways pupils here but she has those, just like kohane and luka. a childhood friend of kohanes, raised in the same lab, but was bought as a show pet instead. no one really knows why, besides her enthusiastic personality having its strengths in the idol-like niche of show pets. admires haruka from a distance, but theyve never had a chance to properly meet. maybe one day...

nene- longhaired fold cat x canary. part of a private project attempting to create non mammalian hybrids by balancing them out with known stable hybrids, and shes one of the first semi successful ones. she might have survived to a reasonable age so far, but not without complications. shes prone to occasionally unstable health and has some speech issues, mostly caused by the bird parts of her not mixing well with everything else. the feathers are cute, but at what cost? although being kept in a very restrictive environment isnt doing her any favors either...

technically shes not even a main part of the au! shes got her own side storyline with wxs lol

kotaro- racoon. literally just some guy. from the same town as haruan, but hes just been there the whole time. probably the only character here who hasnt experienced the horrors to some extent. not actually relevant to the au besides like oh he exists he might briefly show up, but i wanted to draw him because i had design ideas

souma- domestic dog, some kind of mutt. suffered a combination of severe injuries throughout his time in an arena and during their escape, leaving him with a nasty mess of scars across his body as well as a mostly paralyzed arm and a noticeable limp. hes trying to stay positive despite that, after all theyre free! but its tough sometimes, he cant help but feel bad that hes slowing down their pace in traveling.

arata- caracal. from the same arena as souma, but escaped much more unscathed, his past injuries are nowhere near as severe. heard stories about the outside world somewhere and is now determined to find somewhere worth living out in the wasteland with souma. hes not exactly friendly to people they cross paths with, but its mostly out of caution to protect both of them.

fun fact i had to redesign soumarata partially because i just wasnt satisfied with their designs (i had made some very early on into the au) and partially because me and my friends realized souma is the taller one (hes like. slightly taller than touya? while arata is only taller than akito) and i had it the other way around before.

nagi- maned wolf. a popular face around town, and one of their most successful participants in various resource gathering missions (it isnt uncommon for hybrid towns to have members who will steal things for their towns from supply trains that go out to human towns in the wasteland and nagi was often a fan of going on those). she liked to get out and explore the wasteland! sometimes shed let an (and less often, haruka as well) tag along with her so they could see more of the world while still supervised, but that led to her own downfall. a mission went wrong, the kids got caught, and she got killed trying to save them.

taiga- tiger (how could i not go for the pun, and also canon did it first anyway). while once a common sight around town, after nagis death hes become a rare visitor, traveling more often than not, only stopping home once in a while. maybe he doesnt want to linger around the feelings left behind now that shes gone. scary and serious, but not out of bad intentions.

ken- fox (just like an). runs a somewhat popular cafe in town, comfortably settled down. he regrets not being there to protect his daughter, but theres nothing to do about it anymore. maybe one day shell come back, but for now, hes got a job to do and thats the most important thing for him to focus on.

nagi and taiga are fully aware that theyre siblings, unlike akito and ena. it was more common for their generation to be aware of this, rather than having knowledge about their origins withheld. they both were in an arena that focused on team fights, and when taigas original teammate was killed, nagi ended up with him, prompting him to help them both escape because he didnt want to let his sister get hurt more than necessary (even though shes capable of taking care of herself in a fight). they met ken (another arena escapee) during their way out of the city, and began traveling as a group of three until they found the town they all called home. their presence was an important part of making that town thrive into the place it is now, even if things for the trio have since fallen apart quite a bit. nagi is gone, taiga rarely sticks around, ken is the only one who stayed now.

meiko- bear. runs a convenience store at night in the undercity near one of the arenas (the one akikoha are in), well known around the area and uses her advantageous shop location to help new escapees get a little more set into their newly freed lives. a kind if intimidating woman, and very reliable at her jobs.

miku- striped hyena. just an average young escapee living in the undercity, although she doesnt try to blend in very well. ever since she got her hands on some hair dye shes been stubbornly sticking to the faded and grown out color, she thinks shes cool with it. friends with a couple humans who seem completely unbothered by her animal traits

luka- ibex. an escapee from the outer city workshops who decided to move to the undercity... and never really settles down anywhere. she likes to wander from place to place, experiencing the great expanse of the city from its depths. shes got her favorite places to come back to, but more than anything, shes always on the move to see something new.

kaito and the kagamines are humans (the kagamines are mikus human friends!) which is why theyre not here 👍

and thats everyone! apologies this is a monster of a post, but i hope youve enjoyed reading. and hopefully its semi coherent lol

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edenvinity · 6 months

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ranking the f1 driver pairings as amazing race teams

me and my family have been watching amazing race for years so you KNOW i had to combine my interests !!!

amazing race is basically a show where teams of two race all around the world and preform a series of challenges rhat can range from physical to more mental, and the team that reaches the “pit stop” last is eliminated. plane flights + transportation around the country is also often up to the teams, having to buy their own plane tickets + hailing their own taxis + driving themselves around a country which works against one team dominance

KEY:

detour - teams can choose to complete one of two challenges

roadblock - one person in the team completes a challenge (one person cannot do every roadblock)

express pass - by doing an extra challenge, one team can get this pass that allows them to skip any one challenge

teams are ranked based on how far i think they would make it in a fictional all-f1 season of amazing race :)

10. pierre & esteban

sorry you KNOW they would be a dumpster fire. like the couples who go on and are like “i love my partner so much :))” and then immediately implode the second aomething goes wrong. would start off polite enough before the first detour where one of them is like mildly slow and the bickering starts. they would start rushing in an attempt to catch up and leave an important item behind (passports, clue, etc) and thats just the nail in the coffin for them

9. lance & fernando

tbh i could see them making it maybe 1 or 2 legs more depending on the challenge but. nothing against lance but hes a rich kid. the challenge would be like “find all the items on this shopping list at a wet market” and hes LOST. fernando gets 3/4 of the list AND has to find lance who is desperately looking for duck eggs (it was at the first stall) and then they get back and lance bought regular eggs anyways for a massively jacked up price. sorry but as entertaining as it would be they are doomed to flop

8. alex & logan

SORRY WILLIAMS BESTIES they would be such a silly team and fan favorites but respectfully i dont see them being very good 🥲 i think they would have a very good dynamic but other then that based on the pumpkin carving/drawing challenges,,,, they would not go far 😭 they would get a challenge to deliver something to several different locations (without map) and eventually get lost and be so far behind that when they get to the mat its like. nighttime. but they would be very cheesed and happy still !!

7. yuki & daniel

THE FUNNIEST PAIR EVER can you IMAGINE the dynamic when trying to navigate or drive a stick shift car. one of the friendlier pairs, willing to help point other teams in the right direction at challenges. also between the two of them they have a pretty decent skill set so i think theyd do pretty well at the challenges, plus be able to get around the city well enough. theyd eventually go out on a leg w more physical challenges just by virtue of the remaining teams being better but they have SO MUCH FUN and SO MUCH banter

6. kevin & nico

solid guys overall !! could see them maybe making it another leg further over the next team. definitely one of the most chill teams, sightseeing/enjoying the travels more (not to say that they arent competitive tho) and overall having a great time !! i think their experience with raising children would also factor in well (patience/calmness) and thus would keep them from making little mistakes and stay consistent. would eventually go out in a leg where they start from a lower spot and cant manage to find any earlier trains/flights and thus cant make up any ground and end up going out

5. lando & oscar

they are the most unstable team LMAO they (lando) always take big gambles with challenges to try and get ahead and as such always end up gaining/dropping tons of places in each leg. impeccable dynamic tho !! oscar is def the grounding force and keeps them on track, navigator to landos driver, while landos creative strategies often help them gain places where they might otherwise be stagnant. would eventually go out on a leg where lando insists on trying to catch an earlier train but ends up missing the connector to their destination (setting them back) and they cant catch up, eventually resulting in their elimination

4. valterri & zhou

i actually cant really explain this one guys its just a gut feeling. like i know that valterri is reasonably fit from biking a lot and zhou could help them get around more reliably in asian countries but other then that i dont have an explanation. theyre chill and like just kind of cruising/enjoying themselves. theres a roadblock where they have to name several different types of beer by taste and valterri crushes it. theres a challenge where its watching this person dancing and having to recreate the entire outfit that zhou kills. they go out right before the final because theyre beaten in a footrace to the mat

3. lewis & george

these guys are EFFICIENT. lewis somehow manages to get them on the earliest flights possible. george reads the map once and immediately find the fastest routes from place to place. they are reasonably good at most challenges. their downfall is challenges requiring them to work together closely, which happens in the final where they are required to learn a traditional wedding dance and preform it and they just cant sync up, costing them major time, and the entire experience just leaves them irritable which eventually leads to them claiming third

2. max & checo

similarly to lando & oscar, max is the competitive force with checo grounding their team. highly competitive (though not to say they dont enjoy themselves), always going for express passes and valuing efficiency. their strategy works for the most part, with them racking up the most leg wins. their downfall ultimately came during the final challenge, where they had to match moments from previous legs with their locations, and neither of them really remember LMAO. just barely misses out on first which goes to…

1. charles & carlos

impeccable dynamic. gets one express pass and uses it strategically. very supportive of each other during challenges. they are just a generally overall solid team but not outstanding, never really winning and just beats out valterri/zhou for the third spot in the final. but in the final leg they are just incredibly in sync which allows them to complete the challenges efficiently, and at the end challenge they have memories tied to each place and are able to figure it out faster then max/checo and beat them to the mat to take the win !!!

okay thanks for listening to my rambles ☺️ maybe a part two of this later ranking old driver pairs OR an f1/survivor ranking

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Duuuude I have a feeling that asking abt Michael and Evans future relationship would be like. Too spoilery. So what abt Evans relationship with the ggy trio in the future instead!!!

Hehehehe YIPPEE!!!

Aside from gregory (who ill talk abt in a sec but ellis doesnt get enough love and hes one of my favs <33) Evan gets especially close with Ellis! They r the epitome of "Talks a lot and listens" Ellis loves chatting with Evan and because he's so outgoing he tends to go out of his way to invite him places! Of course, Ellis isn't perfect, and sometimes he needs to tone it down, but in general they get alone really well!!! Evan likes going to the arcade with Ellis and the others and sometimes if Tony and Greg are busy or whatever Ellis will drag just Evan to the arcade and they typically enjoy themselves!!!!

Tony is pretty chill with Evan. Evan likes listening to Tony talk about his stories, and he's the more chill in the group next to Gregory and Ellis so he gets along well with the funny journalism guy!!! Sometimes if he's not feeling the arcade I think Evan would go with Tony and try to help him with whatever story he's got going on now. Of course sometimes they get in over their heads and Evan ends up dragged into whatever Tony started. Tony's a journalist, you cant blame him for being nosy.

As for GREGORY!!!!!! They are super close and probably move in together eventually. Gregory's the guy who taught Evan to, yknow, not hate himself and everything around him! Also Gregory's the guy who would give Michael a piece of his mind without making Evan feel shitty about it (the way william did, bc evan didnt LIKE to see will and michael fight, esp if it was because of smth michael did to HIM, since he probably wouldnt view that as important enough to throw his brother under the bus, but it happens anyways and he just. felt shitty abt it. even if he shouldnt have) but also gregory is harsher than, say, henry. and while michael never really listened to gregory himself, it was the thought that counted, and it helped evan a lot <33

so basically, he becomes the fourth amigo!! they are buddies and he clicks pretty well with them. theyd probably have rocky moments (like if tony had a similar issue with evan that he has w greg and ellis where he doesnt rlly. tell them theyre upsetting him, that would be difficult for evan, whos used to everyone demanding things from him, and it would be frustrating to not know what tony wants. and if ellis was dismissive of evans needs, it could also get frustrating) but they still love and care about each other!!! blows up!!!!!

#tzu asks #dysfunctionally functioning au #evan afton #gregory fnaf #ellis fnaf #tony becker #also ur probably right abnt the brothers LMAO #but idek how their relationship would progress anyways HDSJDSJ #still thinking about it

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