Samuel Seo x Reader: Carry Me
Requested. G/N. Can be platonic.
"Jump on then!"
You toss over your shoulder, half squatting and bracing yourself.
Samuel watches with incredulous eyes as you (average height, average weight, average strength) prepares to carry him with complete confidence.
Him. Samuel Seo. Touching 6ft 5. Over 200lbs of solid muscle. Did you hit your head in the night and he hasn't noticed?
Where on earth you got this idea from, why you suddenly needed to prove this-
(Although Samuel did get that part. He has wanted to prove a lot of things over the years. Sometimes his inferiority complex just grips onto something like a rabid dog that won't let go.)
You had suggested a princess carry at first.
"I'm gonna sweep you off your feet!" you winked, earning a small huff of amusement. Then proceeded to attempt to do so. Key word: attempt.
Samuel's weight didn't budge no matter how much you grunted, face turning beet-red from the exertion.
The princess carry was downgraded to a fireman's lift (unsuccessful), and now you had tampered your expectations and decided to go for a piggyback.
"Are you still doing this?"
"Yep!" and you signal at your back, ready for him.
(Samuel likes to appease you. Appease you like he hasn't ever done with anyone else. Something that has grown, evolved to be more than all his trauma and complexes and-
He doesn't like to dwell on it. How much you mean to him. It's fine. Just something he has grown used to, lives with. Like an annoying neighbour, who's muffled voice barely registers through the thin walls anymore. Compartmentalises his feelings like all the other things he doesn't want to think about.)
He steps forward with hesitancy, a world away from his usual confident gait. Doesn't so much jump, as lean on you. With great care, shifting his weight until it is eventually all transferred from his feet to you.
You're still standing. Just about. And he is impressed.
(But should he be though? You've taken him, all his burdens and baggage. His highs and his lows. His downward spirals into despair, his ascents into mania, and you're still standing. You're still here-)
"Fuck, ohmygod, shit,"
Samuel hears you groan beneath him, a stream of expletives leaving your lips as he chuckles into your hair, wrapping his arms around you.
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Arlecchino's whole deal is unbelievable
Arlecchino: Huh I wonder what's causing my weird powers? I can't really worry about that right now tho, I've gotta become King and then kill my "Mother".
*Kills Clervie and "Mother"*
Arlecchino: Huh I wonder why I was able to defeat a Fatui Harbinger when I'm like 17 or so? I can't really worry about that right now tho, I've gotta be in jail and become a Harbinger.
*Is in jail for a while and becomes a Harbinger*
Arlecchino: Huh I wonder why I am-
Pierro: Hey what's up hello, anyways you're descended from the Crimson Moon Dynasty of Khaenri'ah. I'm sure that this is a lot for you to take in so-
Arlecchino: Ok.
Pierro: ...You're just cool with that?
Arlecchino: IDK maybe? I can't really worry about that at the moment, I'm a father now. This orphanage full of children I love (who also are child soldiers and are not allowed to leave or else I'll execute them except maybe now I'm just gonna wipe their memories IDK I'm morally complex) isn't gonna run itself.
*Runs the orphanage/spy recruitment initiative*
Me, the fucking player: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE KHAENRI'AN? WHY WASN'T THIS BROUGHT UP IN YOUR FUCKING QUEST?? OR ANYTHING ELSE????
Arlecchino, talking to me through my phone: I honestly don't know why you care, I'm too busy to give a shit. Anyways, I'm gonna go fight fate itself I guess. I'm sure that I don't share any thematic parallels with any other Khaenri'an characters (particularly as it relates to acting and family angst) and that I haven't made the idea of 'curses' on Khaenri'ans and what they entail even more complicated than they already were. See ya.
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been thinking about the liyue gang and how id draw their physical builds so here are some thoughts i had for xy cy and gm in particular
- xingqiu, unsurprisingly, would be quite lanky. i like to think he has broad-ish shoulders, like a thin athlete's build? hes a long boy to me haha, long face, neck, limbs, fingers etc, so naturally hes stands (comparatively) tall at 5'6" or 5'7"
i like to think hes most physically attractive one and has that handsome princely and boyish charm to him because it adds a lot to his fuckass duality LOL
- chongyun is a lot like xiao imo! short stature but with muscular arms. he seems nimble and flexible because of his normal attack animations (which bears a lot of similarities to xiao's actually! this + the fact that chongyun's normal attacks create gusts of wind further reinforces my hc that xiao trains him). sometimes i watch high energy choreography vids on youtube and some dancers look incredibly light on their feet, almost like their body is inherently bouncy? and i imagine chongyun to have that agility to him. chongyun has a delicate face and aura and i let that bleed into my hcs for his fighting style and physical capabilities hahaha. hes kind of like a cat who's deceptively strong. as for height.. just a few inches taller than xiao, so perceptibly short at 5'4"
- ga ming my new beloved. pretty much similar to chongyun but more muscular and stronger just because he wields his claymore with ease. theres a noticeable weight different between cy and his claymore the way he lugs it up after he swings (or even other claymore users like razor who, on his last hit, bounces from impact). meanwhile ga ming literally slams his to the ground LOL. i love his movements though hes very swift and expressive and radiant.. if cy has delicate movements then ga ming's is fierce and (charmingly!) assertive
ga ming is wonderfully charismatic though, i know hes not well known in liyue harbor yet, but he seems like the type to gain a reputation from his friendliness. how could no one adore him hahaha. 5'5" for height! just between xy and xq
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"sirius is tiny and wild and feral and must be supervised by remus at all times otherwise he will do something stupid and remus needs to keep him on a leash & collar & harness because that is the only way to control his puppy" LMAO and people wonder why I block on sight for Leashed Sirius content.
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