#but this is a stupid statement

[barbiegirldream]

Unlikely, him and what dildo?

You don’t think millionaire Dreamwastaken is capable of ordering a dildo in the mail or?

#suggestive #like it was a joke #but this is a stupid statement

[caycanteven]

shakes rapidly

...c'mere pap lovers, I brought you food~! /j

(I will make headcannons for the Papy's soon I promise)

Big love to the creators of Swapfell and Fellswap 🫶

#my art #undertale au #swapfell papyrus #fellswap papyrus #caycantdoodle #My headcannons to come teehee #I love these two vm i swear it #they make me facepalm and giggle #kicking my feet #wanna hang out with them #argue over stupid shit #video games maaaan #they would so be fun playing games together #imagine lethal company with these two #you'd never meet quota #honestly these were just fun warmups of them to try and draw them. #i hope to like #explore designs for them both in the future to give them some character #love giving them fashion statements

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i may sincerely dislike some headcanons/ships and post about that sometimes but if i catch any of you MAKING FUN of people who have those headcanons/ships for no reason other than that you disagree, its ON SIGHT. suddenly i will be the number one advocate of that headcanon/ship no matter how much i might hate it myself.

its way too normalized to just be a straight up asshole online, why can we not just be normal??? please be normal about things that are totally harmless.

"i dont like or understand it" yeah me neither "people who post it are so annoying, youre ruining this fandom by erm um 🤓 saying things i disagree with haha there should be no other perspectives than mine" im outside ur window

i think we should all just hold hands

#🤓🤓 u *snort* idiots who *honk* dont like my ship which is obviously objectively the best because i like it r SO STUPID ☝️ #people need to 🤓🤓 see this manga ☝️☝️ EXACTLY THE WAY I SEE IT 🤓 OR ELSE ☝️ #idk i think maybe people just cant see the line between an opinionated statement and a straight up mean statement #get good #people on here r so defensive like theres literally no need to go to the ends of the earth because someone sees a gag manga a lil different #it is not that personal #so obsessed with taking the fun out of fandom IT IS NOT THAT SERIOUS #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #meows post

[pastadoughie]

u r 16 , i hope u come to a more nuanced and intelligent pov when you grow up

did you know : the way that ppl get more nuanced opinions is by having respectful arguements with people and hearing other perspectives, sending an ask saying "ur opinion is bad" with zero elaboration is not helpful or constructive, as i have said previously im open to people talking to me about things, its just that you are not open to having a conversation because you think that my critique is somehow less valid because of my age

ive gotten multiple asks like this and i genuinely dont understand what the goal is besides uh, being mean to people so you can feel better about yourself on the internet and because youre too much of a coward to actually talk to people off of anon or explain any of your opinions

again, this isnt constructive or helpful or productive, its trying to look like it is without any of the actual legwork that goes into that, please learn how to interpret text before you speak to people on the internet :3 and, when youre losing in an arguement maybe bringing up things people have zero control over and cant change isnt a good look, there is no prerequisite age for having an opinion

#the beast speaks #srsly this is the most passive aggresive shit ever this is like #such an empty statement that is just #extremely fuckin dismissive #you want to feel right #and you dont want to engadge at all #its just stupid #im turning off anon for a lil bit maybe somebody will actually try n speak to me properly then #retchid opinions

[hella1975]

it's been pointed out on here before that a lot of terf arguments are actually rooted in sexist idealology that feminists fought and died to unnormalise decades ago and that's its own kettle of fish but one thing i also find very frustrating about this so called 'radical' feminism is that it's so... defeatist? like the moment you categorically label an entire section of society as Bad and Inherently Evil then there's also the implication that nothing can be done about it, and it completely takes all accountability away. saying all men are evil is just another way of saying boys will be boys. he raped her because he's a man. he hit her because he's a man. he didn't listen because he's a man - it's almost offensively oversimplified. there's no point trying to fix this issue in society because men are just Like That, okay! so now what? it's not like they're going anywhere, so you just accept that 50% of the population are evil and will forever treat you terribly and there's nothing to be done about it bc they're biologically predisposed to it? like is that fr the argument here? you're soooo radical for that

#this is coming from someone who used to very genuinely be a misandrist #ironically it was only when i started actually analysing my own feminism that i got MORE confrontational with men #and started respecting my boundaries a lot better BECAUSE i started holding them accountable again #like when men treat me like shit nowadays i dont just write it off as 'what did you expect? he's a man' i get MAD about it #because i EXPECT BETTER FROM THEM even if it's just tiny shit women have to deal with daily #i hold them to just as high a standard as im held to and i make them take accountability when they dont meet that #and whether you realise it or not even on a subconscious level the MOMENT you black-and-white blanket statement all men as bad #you stop holding them accountable. #like it is literally just boys will be boys. do terfs seriously not realise they're sending feminism BACKWARDS #like if a girl came to me with her trauma and people - other girls no less - tried to comfort her with 'yeah all men are evil' #id be fucking furious. like no he did that because he was a piece of shit that had it normalised to him that women arent to be respected #dont you dare let him off the hook with something as simple and uncritical as 'he's a man' #i promise you men like that will MUCH prefer a blanket statement such as 'all men are as bad as each other' #than actually being point blank told they're an abuser or a rapist. because being lumped together is comfortable and even empowering #wheras isolating their behaviour with words that are Bad and Ugly (LIKE 'rapist') is not comfortable at all and has heavy connotations #idk i dont think radical feminism is always bad on its own it can be v liberating. just terfs and misandrists that i have a problem with #dropping this post in a piranha tank and closing tumblr knowing im gonna have some thirty year old karen yelling at me within 5 mins #i probably wont respond to any terf comments bc they literally mentally exhaust me with their stupidity #but that also depends on my mood and ability to keep my mouth shut LMFAO we shall see

[adriles]

waking up in the middle of the night, gripped by unending sorrow, yelling, sobbing, punching my pillows, because i have forgotten to bury patroclus

#Thou sleepest and hast forgotten me Achilles…. #book 23 #patroclus #people confounded by this account r so funny to me #it is just dril tweets but the iliad my guy #and also me posting about the iliad while extremely sleep deprived drunk or high trying to mimic the cadence #when there r themes in the posts it is always intentional. i love sorrow and tragedy and grief and rage #mission statement honestly #achilles is a piece of shit and i try to embody that. he is so stupid and annoying and so full of grief. he is soooo doomed #doomed boy i hate you im kissing u so intensely #greatest hits #yall came in on this one so fast what the hell #themes

[venacoeurva]

Thanks for sharing, Wren, also that saying isn’t so broad as you think it is, Wren,

-Please do not reupload/edit/use-

#Although i suppose you could count his regular form and werewolf form as two people??? I GUESS???? #I've been pecking away at this between comms I needed something a lil stupid to draw #Wren breeding kink confirmed #go cis boy go #wren nerevarine #teldryn sero #teldwren #tes #tesblr #pregnancy mention #what do I tag for characters being like severely underweight #corprus has done some weird shit to him but a functional uterus and ovaries aren’t one of those #though he does have like 3 bonus small kidneys #suggestive i guess #at this point tel is used to Wren’s random statements as flirtations but poor miraak has not

[therealdistortion]

NO SAM PLEASE DONT DO “PERSONAL RESEARCH” ON THE MAGNUS INSTITUTE DID YOU HEAR ANYTHING THAT CHESTER SAID GODDAMIT???? THIS SHIT NEVER ENDS WELL

#he’s gonna do so much stupid shit for knowledge I can feel it #personal research never fucking ends well #the entire statement was a warning to stay away #Sam don’t be stupid #please #tmagp #the magnus protocol #sam tmagp #the magnus archives #tma

[britneyshakespeare]

wait james somerton sounds a lot like some people on tumblr when they start spouting off about queer history or supposed controversies within it. is that where you guys are getting your stuff? is it james somerton brain poisoning?

#i had never watched or heard of his channel before hbomb and todd's videos #im still watching todds video i just got past that stupid nambla part #tales from diana #i suppose there's a lot to say about people making as nick called 'observational' statements but what todd more aptly calls #pulling shit out of one's ass. #it's the same thing as somerton talking about straight women or white women or straight white women being offended at gay sex scenes #yet supposedly seeking out queer media that would have gay sex scenes? #or slighting more chaste/fluffy queer media ie heartstopper? #ppl who have these sorts of biases against certain types of gay people or their media if it's not what they see as #the most radical progressive form of queer visibility and acceptance. #creating strawmen enemies that they stand in defiance of #yeah this stuff is really getting my mind rolling #i swear ive seen a lot of these points james somerton has made being later used elsewhere on social media #was it ppl watching him who were inspired to go on these rants? #bc ive always seen these sorts of citationless rants and ravings in queer-friendly spaces and been like 'what are you talking about' #maybe someone with a scarf and a video essay voice told them smugly that these things were true #crazy. crazy #but also then again how much of this baseless speculation on social media just fueled/inspired the writing of these video essays... #idk. misinformation is a self-perpetuating cycle.

[gregoftom]

happy dirty fucking little slut and fuckable pretzel friday to all who celebrate

#tomgreg #i just think it’s funny how #tom wanted to fuck greg so bad it made him look stupid #i’m glad the sentiment was returned circa s4 greg was so slutfortom it was epic #so there’s this senior citizen #anyway i think about these statements on the ref

[cheesyakumas]

Spoiler-free thoughts of the Awakening movie

After attending the Movie Avant-Premiere

Things to keep in mind going in:

- it’s an Action movie musical, it’s quite a unique genre

- These characters are seperate from the show, and you’ll notice it. It helps to not compare or expect them to behave like they do in the show

- You will be emotionally wrecked

- It is absolutely worth it to wait for the full movie. Don’t let yourself get spoiled or your curiousity get the best of you, there’s too much that I wouldn’t want to see ruined for anyone

- there are some timing issues within the movie, sometimes the seperation between scenes is vague, don’t be suprised

- The movie isn’t perfect, just like every other movie out there. Don’t set your expectations skyscraper high, but even then, there’s things you’ll be blown away by

Did I love it? 100%

Were there things that bothered me? 100%

For me, the pros outweighed the cons, and I cannot wait to hear this movie in English.

I can’t wait for the world to see this movie ❤️

#miraculous awakening #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #ladybug #cat noir #mlb #ml fandom #ml #miraculous ladybug and cat noir #chat noir #miraculous movie #akca stupid statements #mlb fandom #miraculous fandom

[sergle]

I just got so Mad At A Tumblr Post and I'm trying so hard to be a normal person and not be Mad At A Tumblr Post

#i can't do this to myself i can't fume at the computer..... #GOD i hate when ppl w/o chronic pain speak as an authority on the topic. #sergle.txt #like hey you actually have none of the qualifications required to make authoritative statements about pain management lmao #I can never decide when to tell myself to let stupid shit pass me by and be well adjusted and prioritize my own Time and Blood Pressure #and just let it wash over me. water off a duck's back #and when it's time for me to write an entire essay on some stupid shit that pissed me off that some rando said

[iclimbtreestofeelalive]

okay i'm gonna say something and you all have to give me a chance. ready?

we need to stop making fun of poor american southerners who distrust the government. it's real easy to call them all conspiracy theorists and dismiss them, but half the time, its built off of a genuine feeling of being abandoned by the infrastructure meant to keep them safe.

in appalachia, a lot of people lost their homes because of coal mining operations. a lot of people worked in those mines, and then when the mines stopped being profitable, they got tossed out with the bathwater. a lot of appalachia is poor, malnourished, and i don't blame them for not trusting rich politicians who dismiss them as stupid and lower class.

if yall actually listened to half the things poor southerners say, you'd realize that a Lot of common leftist complaints are virtually identical to the rural grandma who doesn't hold with electronic money and politicians. it stems from a genuine feeling of abandonment and ostracization by the people who run the country. functionally, someone living paycheck to paycheck in the city in a tiny apartment has infinitely more in common with someone from rural appalachia than a politician. high rent, high taxes, food insecurity, feeling lied to by those in power, a general sense of frustration. it just sounds fancier coming from a city mouth than one with shitty teeth and a southern accent.

tl;dr stop dismissing southern people as stupid. they're absolutely right not to wholeheartedly trust politicians, because they've been fucked over by them time and time again, and honestly, id rather talk to a southern person who openly distrusts their representatives than someone from the city who wholeheartedly believes that Frederick Jamestown OldMoney III genuinely cares what people think and can be convinced to change his ways.

#appalachia #gettin real tired of this #hot take: southerners were right when they said never trust a politician theyre the devil #its easy to laugh but jesus christ are they wrong?? #those in power rarely came to power through just means #there i rephrased it fancy will you listen now #jesus christ #some people genuinely were never taught the fancy words to make people pay attention so you have to pay attention anyway #please note that i didnt mention race because thats an intersection im not qualified to talk about and would very much like to hear about #but jesus christ. have you all considered that maybe. just maybe #southerners arent stupid. trump was fucked up and awful and a piece of shit #he won because he at least Appeared to be sympathetic #leftists so so rarely try to actually understand poor people they dont like and its gonna be what fucks this country over #edit: hey terfs reblogging this 👋 #fuck right off unless youre prepared to include trans people in this statement #poor trans southerners exist!! i know an awful lot of them!! #im trans and southern and if you touch my post you acknowledge that trans people are breathing thinking people #with our own rational thoughts and opinions and live complex lives and face similar issues

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Hey, hey, I just wanna pop in here real fast and say that I've just discovered the funniest fucking trans head canons/aus, and that's the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles trans head canons/aus where they have no fucking clue that they're trans because Splinter doesn't know turtle anatomy.

It's the best. Holy shit. It's hilarious dog. They're so fucking stupid, it's great. This is my new favorite thing. They just find out one day that they've actually been trans this whole time because their Dad just assumed all of them were male. But surprise bitch! One/all/whatever of your sons actually had XX chromosomes the whole time!!

This is like... assigned cis at birth lmao

This is fantastic

#hooooly shitballs its so funny #these are officially the best coming out stories ever #imagine having to come out as trans to yourself #im in love. these are hilarious #no one knows shit about turtle anatomy its amazing #hey shout out to rottmnt for giving all the boys concave plastrons and Leo non fading red stripes #cause thats all supposed to be XX chromosome linked .. so like rottmnt said trans rights #bam! all the tmnt are trans now. they just don't know lmfao #rottmnt said trans rights and it also said that splinter is stupid and i support both of those statements wholeheartedly #rottmnt #tmnt #trans rights #turtle power = trans power???? #anyway im still on my tmnt bullshit fyi #(aw fuck i fucked up my tags. the boys got NON concave plastrons cause their abs do be ab-ing #(and thats the xx linked trait not the other way around) #(turns out that i too do not know turtle anatomy. it do be like that folks. i do be stupid but that aint new lmfao)

[pillarsalt]

It's hilarious that she thinks we're against that 😭 like aw noooo

https://www.tumblr.com/scramratz/747940302408515584/wait-till-these-radfems-find-out-i-still-identify?source=share

So a lesbian remains a lesbian even when she pretends she isn't a woman... amazing, mind blowing, never would have thought of that. radfem resigned !

#making dazzingly stupid statements with complete smug self confidence is unfortunately a common occurence among these types #ask

[ckret2]

if the thing needs to be powered with a paradox, why not write "this sentence is false" and use that?

Powering the thing isn't a problem. They can already power the machine with any paradox:

Fiddleford pointed at the trash can. "And in here I've recreated the environmental conditions of the Dontium's native paradox universe."

"Amazing," Ford said, crouching down to inspect the pipes. "How did you do that?"

"I stuck a cat in a box and stuck the box in the trash can."

They're gonna switch out Schrödinger's cat for another paradox—but that's the easy part, they're not even concerned about that. They aren't struggling to power it; they're struggling to make it generate fuel. That doesn't require just "a paradox."

"Now! Dontium's properties change dependin' on whether it's observed or not. To synthesize it, it needs to be observed, and not. You followin' so far?" [...] Now, in the paradox universe, I reckon one fella could just doublethink his way into producin' Dontium. But we've got to do it with two brains that are as near to identical as possible. [...]

Fiddleford turned to Ford. "I need you lookin' right at the particle accelerator, at all times, to keep it under observation—but not think about it! [...] "And Stan, I need you to not look at the accelerator at all costs, but don't stop thinkin' about it once. You 'n' Ford's thoughts and non-thoughts will work like the plus 'n' minus poles on a magnet; it'll attract the mental energy outta Ford, into the accelerator between you two, and jump start the matter synthesizin' process."

They need, specifically, for a single person to both observe the experiment without thinking about it and think about it without observing it—or at least something as close as possible to that. "Have two twins do it" isn't as-close-as-possible enough.

#(all that said slapping 'this statement is false' on a paper and chucking it in the trash can probably wouldn't power it either) #(some component of the machine has to EMBODY a paradox) #(but again that's not their issue. I already have a second stupid paradox joke lined up to power the machine) #anonymous #ask #bill goldilocks cipher