#like it was a joke

[thewitchqueenofharrenhal]

I just randomly remembered when I jokingly called Elia Martell (The People’s Princess) as an obvious play/reference to Princess Diana in one of my edits and Rhaegar/Lyanna shippers started UNIRONICALLY writing essays on why Lyanna was the real People’s Princess or actually it’s Daenerys, or Rhaenys The Conqueror ANYONE except Elia….

#good times #the absolute seething over Elia having fans #wild to remember #I feel like I randomly remember this ever so often #and I’m still shocked by it #lmao #like it was a joke #but weirdos were up in arms #now I will double down

[eff-plays]

If you believe this or similar things, we did not play the same game, we did not get the same things out of it, we have entirely different understandings of it and its characters and its text, and we do not have anything to say to each other.

People who do Ascendant for the angst and tragedy of it, I 100% get. People who do it for the RP, I 100% get. People who do Ascendant for the "dark romance"/porn, I get logically but never emotionally.

This? Nothing. Zip. Nada. Exit the establishment and do not leave a business card, we will not call you back.

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #also i consider my 'jab' pretty successful given that it made you leave a pissy little reply<3 #replies #also when i was writing my jab i was like 'surely nobody actually believe this' #like it was a joke #and YET #i am being TESTED

[shit-sorry-fuck-mybad]

I’m just saying… that if either Brett or Phil win the Emmy…. and they kiss…. I would not be surprised…

#Brett Goldstein and Phil Dunster I am inside your walls #like it was a joke #IT WAS A JOKE #and now I’m not sure #I don’t know what reality is #I truly don’t know #and it’s not like shipping real people #I’m genuinely confused about it #ted lasso #they’re insane #Brett Goldstein #phil dunster #like I feel that calling someone your fit boyfriend is a step further than oh haha we are in love haha joking

[rottingsparrow]

How many people are going to be interrogated for like correctly guessing the week/month the queen died do you think

#like it was a joke #but someones gonna be in hot water #queen Elizabeth #she died #there is no queen of england

[barbiegirldream]

Unlikely, him and what dildo?

You don’t think millionaire Dreamwastaken is capable of ordering a dildo in the mail or?

#suggestive #like it was a joke #but this is a stupid statement

[grimmjow]

thinking about that time a blog i follow accidentally(?) vagued one of my mutuals

#other stuff #g talks #it was so specific too...... #like it was a joke #but also #it was So. specific #like 😶 i was gonna rb it but i didnt and then they deleted the post 😩 #i wish i had at least gotten a screenshot cause omg

[spineless-lobster]

I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such

#danteposting #I hope you guys like my stupid history jokes #the divine comedy

[angelicgarnet]

the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right

#woof #like self diagnosis is one thing #but saying someone is autistic because they talk about a specific hobby a lot is weird (and waters down the actual definition of autism) #and its no different than saying someone has ocd bc they organize their books alpabetically #or saying someone has ADHD because they got distracted by something #and people who aren't even autistic are honestly getting way too comfortable with autism jokes

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"

#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles?? #i cant take this shit anymore #text #anyway stay horny! #concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking! #(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots) #y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity. #Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all. #Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure. #I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem - #I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time. #So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*. #I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much. #Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!! #how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back. #he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them. #and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him. #your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back. #i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

[adriles]

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

#book 24 #the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this #greatest hits #all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way #and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs #a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls #not exactly war crimes but Ok #sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys #can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird…. #if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head #please be normal #will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny

[ruushes]

sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

plus:

#gale dekarios #shadowheart #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #my art #want to promote a greater shovel presence in the fanbase. where is all the shovel content. where is my beautiful daughter #she is gale's familiar. to me. #he may not necessarily *want* shovel #but it's too late now #he's her wizard it might be more apt to say #tara is not in any way shape or form a familiar she's like. his aunt. #also i have GOT to develop a faster way of making things like i have so many dumb joke ideas i can’t be rendering shit. unsustainable! 😭😭

[calamitys-child]

Adhd will have you too burnt out to eat or shower but give you the hubris to decide you can homebrew an entire d&d system on the back of a receipt

#it has to be dnd for the joke to work as well even though its like my least favourite rpg system of ones ive played

[seriousturd]

#tumblr polls #random polls #poll time #i love looking at usernames and wondering what it MEANS #so many of you guys have such cool sounding usernames #i just picked random words i like LMAO #serious because people always see me as super serious irl (i'm just a very anxious perfectionist lol) #and turd because i have the sense of humor of a toddler and think poop jokes are funny