#but someones gonna be in hot water

[rottingsparrow]

How many people are going to be interrogated for like correctly guessing the week/month the queen died do you think

#like it was a joke #but someones gonna be in hot water #queen Elizabeth #she died #there is no queen of england

[cinnamon-phrog]

I feel too sick to sleep right now, everything's' too cold or too hot and I can't even breathe without thinking I'm gonna throw up

#it's because i've been drinking diluted juice #i swear the shit they put in that makes me delirious with fever #ughhhh so sick wish a nice big strong mechanoid could help me rn :( real shame #gonna drink water till the middle of the night. there goes my plans for a better nights' sleep :< #i do genuinely feel awful and i have been feeling so for a while and it's all my own doing. not eating healthy. stressing out and barely- #-sleeping. i have stretch marks from losing weight and circles under my eyes. everything's fuzzy. i keep forgetting basic things. #i'm worried about my future. i'm too disabled to function with a job but not disabled 'enough' just because i can speak 'clearly' #i've got no irl friends or family to fall back on. i can only travel so far and i get meltdowns far easier now #months ago i was treated like a pet. now i'm an adult before i ever got to be a child. #i want to be held. be loved without even having to say a word to each other. not even by an f//o but by someone who'll be willing to love m #but all i am now is sick and hungry and hot and cold and tired and awake. #i can't imagine how much worse it is for other people though. i've seen awful images and they're not even a taste of how terrible it is #i worry i won't be able to afford food in the future. or have a stable flat or apartment. that social services will let me down again #this year was meant to be a break but i'm constantly worrying about the time i become 18. my autism and lack of any social life- #will impact me and i'll be fucked over easier than ever. and that happens often #college brought me panic attacks where i'd physically harm myself till i got migraines in front of people and they didn't bat an eye #i could be kicking and screaming and begging for help but they'll just ignore me or infantilise me

[novaearts]

| The Ashes Of Everything |

#A glimmer in the water ;; art #Hollow knight #hollow knight hornet #silksong hornet #hk hornet #so when is someone gonna talk about how hard a hot orange glowing volcanic area would trigger infection ptsd #cause that's the first thing I thought when I saw that shit in the trailers

[zutaralover94]

Tell me why I thought it was canon that the water tribes had like full on tribal tattoos?? Like I'm living full on dululu over here that Hakoda and Bato have these large tribal tattoos down there arms, back, chest and thighs?? You know like every tattoo shows a win for the tribe... why did I think this?? Which one of you wrote or drew something like this and made my brain decide for it to be canon?!

#show yourself! #katara #atla #avatar the last airbender #waterbender #water tribe #oh just me over here in dululu land #thinking sokka is gonna look like one hot tatted king of the tribe one day #omg could you imagine the waterbending tattoos?? l #like ones that are white and glow when healing someone??? #i thought it was canon #im rewatching the original series #why is it so perfect #too many tags sorry??

[ceruleanfuckup]

So I had a fantastic date tonight.

#it was a gym date and the first time we were meeting each other so i was nervous about it but it turned out to be really really nice #he's new to the poly stuff and the way that he spoke about it told of an emotional and intellectual intelligence that was so fuckin hot #he's really cute and we have a kind of shocking amounts of crazy passions that are exactly the same #he can quote scott pilgrim as much as me #he has dice tattoos #he got really excited when i gave him the origami ball i made while bored in a meeting today and wouldn't stop fidgeting with it #we got dinner afterwards and talked a lot about a lot of different things about each other and it was just really nice #and he told me i have the prettiest brown eyes 🥺 #he also said that he showed his husband my pictures and he was like 'damn he looks like he has a strong stomach.not abs but like a strongmn #and i got SO EXCITED #i pointed out my gym crushes to him because i wanted to test the jealousy waters and he reacted very well #he answered my questions with a level of thoughtfulness and contemplation that i felt deeply attracted to #i just think I'm going to fall for him really hard and I'm very very excited about it #my love life has been... lackluster recently for a lot of different reasons #and I'm so fucking excited to have someone that i can be excited about who is just as excited about me #I've been craving that for so long #I'm just thrilled and looking forward to the next date #we're going to be talking a lot #I'm gonna be a little sad for a second. the person who i thought was my stream of consciousness has shown me that he doesn't really care #and that's been hard for me to come to terms with. we haven't even had a conversation about it #but he's been the only person that I can tell things to when i get excited about something #and i don't feel like i have that. so I'm writing in a Tumblr post about this because I don't feel like i have anyone #to get excited with me about things #hopefully that will change soon. I'm very hopeful about him. #just please. whatever deity is out there. please let me find some happiness here. i have been craving and wishing for way too long #personal #edit: another very very good sign is that he's much smaller than me and a trans man who is getting back into the gym #but he didn't seem intimidated by my size and was even comfortable taking flexing selfies with me after. #if existing around me or in that setting triggered any physical insecurities #he didn't show it. which was a big change from the ball of anxiety i saw when walking into the gym. I'm just impressed in a few ways

[huehoa17]

Another day another Kal unfortunately

#huehoa17 #hoa's art #hoa giang #digital art #arknights #fanart #Paint tool sai #Csp #Clip studio paint #Color #Shaded #Kal'tsit (arknights) #Suit #I am simply listening to alot of vocaloid lately. Nice to know that echo is still so good! #I'm not gonna make this a vocaloid ramble so i'll end it fast #Have a good one and have some water fitting for your area (cold water if its hot and in reverse if thats the case) #Also ignore that I totally forgot until someone posted something today that it was mid autumn festival

[toastsnaffler]

Good Grief I need to meet more dykes....

#listening to my barber talk abt their gf w tears in my eyes. i love lesbians <3 #ik i literally live w another lesbian but all she talks abt is how married she is to her besties (both guys) #and her fictional guys or celebrity crushes (also all guys). and she hates all the dyke media i love (tlt baru etc) im literally starving #to be 100% clear im not invalidating her sexuality at all i would never #but i need someone to lez out with..... (figuratively. and literally inshallah) like what do i gotta do to talk abt women around here.. #one of the queer community spaces here does gay speed dating but they call the dyke one 'sapphic' which puts me off it lmao #not a fan of the word... and i dont wanna meet uni students (there are a TON in this area). but maybe i just need to bite the bullet #and go anyway. when im not sick i need to get back on queer parkour too.. #auuuurgh. but not this weekend cuz i have furniture to put together and a flat to clean and elden ring to play and myself to kill SLASH J #.diaries #feeling so bad in the head. im gonna put the hot water on and build another shelf and shower once its done ah...

[cloverstellar]

dear planet please stop screwing me over thanks

#rose talks #MY CAR WONT START. #STARBUCKS GAVE ME HOT COFFEE NOT HOT WATER (long story but it’s. Not good). IM GONNA KILL SOMEONE. #MY HEAD HURTS. 💔💔

[clippy]

My luscious hair makes me too beautiful to be working overnight where no one can see me

#self #hopefully gonna get it all chopped off soon now that it's staying warm at night #i dont like overheating super easily 😔 #esp since when im working inside kitchens or outside w hot water it gets warm so much quicker than normal #anyway... outfits that make me look normal and not like someone w turbo autism about roller coasters

[terryfuckingturniptruck]

Okay someone is going to be offended but whatever like fine if you find yourself as a lesbian thinking someone is hot and find out later they're a man and not a butch but like the way y'all are openly just pushing the idea that lesbians like men sometimes as if that's totally fine and that the man you thought was a butch is still okay to fuck knowing they're a man.

#like no stop this shit #i get mistaking people #i saw someone i thought was a dude but would make a hot butch at an airport #i actively did not pursue them or become interested bc i thought they were a man #but later they ended up sitting next to me on the plane and turns out they were butch! #then i was like oh fuck yes and my brain did some somersaults lol #but like if you find someone hot and it turns out they're a man like that's okay but like don't continue to pursue them? #the fact that you want to continue pursuing a man and still find them sexually attractive after that makes you bi/pan #like that's okay!! #i'm so tired of the word lesbian being watered down bc people who should not be identifying as lesbian find the label to be too rigid #like then maybe you are bi/pan and that would give you the freedom you're looking for #but everyone wants to be a lesbian soooo badly for some reason #you guys do know that the rest of the gbtq+/queer community is just as 'gay' right?? #like i'm not seeing bi/pan men (trans or not) trying to force being a gay man #i'm not seeing droves of people wanting to id as bi or pan or any other label #what is it about lesbians that you all feel the need to insert yourselves into our community and make things more palatable?? #fuck off and leave lesbians alone!! #like you guys writing all this crap about lesbians being attracted to twinks/gay men is making the whole 'bi lesbian' thing worse too!! #just stop it!! lesbians don't like men like that and you're just gonna have to deal with it and find a better label for yourself #if lesbian is too rigid and confining for you then you are not a lesbian #you are some other sexuality #why would you wanna be a lesbian if it's too rigid anyway?? just be the thing that fits you better? sapphic or bi or pan or whatev #t4t even if you're mostly into trans people and fuck the gender thing #see there's something for everyone so stop inserting yourselves into lesbianism if you're not a lesbian! #rant over #kfi txt #lesbian #butch #and before anyone has a meltdown i'm not a terf just a tired lesbian who loves being a lesbian (which includes trans women)

[lunarhoneybunny]

sighs. okay tmi posting sorry guys

#lunar bunny chatter #my horniness has been fluctuating the last day or so and it's definitely because of my period. this morning was crazy #i went to some DMs to listen to an audio message i got and i just died again and thought about some stuff which led me back onto tumblr #and i just went to look at some text posts and now that i look back. dude i have such an atrocious daddy/mommy kink it's actually funny #i mean. i really like the idea of being an appealing figure and my criteria for who i call daddy is so specific. there's just two people #that fall into that category but i don't like the other person as much as the other one. hi sorry for being gay i need this off of my chest #also hanging out with some friends and im so bad at comebacks and all that. how the fuck am i gonna top without stuttering and fumbling #and forgetting words.... that's my biggest worry. it doesn't help that i get super chatty when nervous but maybe i can work it in my favor #i wanna try out the title stuff just to test the waters before going absolutely ham. maybe as a cute joke i'll go “oh sure w/e u say daddy” #“lol haha” but it just seems real fun. i think it's hot too but. yeah it's a lot to unpack ahaha. #i still have a lot of guilt for talking dirty and being more brave when talking but that's just because i always felt like i didn't have... #the right to explore that especially when a lot of people i knew back then thought of me as “pure and innocent girl” and like. yeah fuck no #this was a really meandering ramble but my point: “daddy hot mommy hot i wanna explore that and im also nervous about stuff” #i do genuinely enjoy when i get in the mood though especially with someone i trust and like. click with? i hope that isn't too much to say #but it feels very natural and i don't have to force or hide anything. i just need a bit more confidence ahaha #that's all the rambling i got in me im gonna listen to some classic music from latin artists because im silly and mildly sentimental rn.

[helennorvilles]

i know i said i was excited for summer but i haven’t readjusted to warm weather yet and i may just be fading away from the heat

#god someone sink me in water to drown and let me enjoy my cool ending #bc this melting is Too Darn Much #genuinely debating the merits of dowsing myself in water from the hose and letting myself air dry #but to be fair i’d be less hot if i was inside but it’s saturday okay i’m gonna be outside it’s who i am #my post tag

[bo0zey]

i’m so tired of pretending i’m not tired lol

#i keep my meds in a cute lil mini locker i got from amazon it’s so cuteeee n fits em all perfectly!! #i stared at the unlocked locker 1 ft away from me while laying in bed debating #whether or not to take my meds #i’ve been so bad abt taking them not to mention my mood stabilizer got upped a few weeks ago and i’ve been so bad abt taking the added dose #it’s another 50mg at night on top of the 200 i take in the day but i always forget to take the night ones idk #and now i’m feeling so blah #i keep accidentally blabbering about wanting to d word lol i need to stop it #im just so tired of existing i don’t knowwww lol haha #i finally forced myself to take my meds #im proud of myself a little i guess bc i rlly wasn’t gonna cuz i just wanted to go to bed #but i figured i should T least take them anyways then try n sleep if i want #i dream about being babied n taken care of i kept imagining my OCs #where the one just knows B isn’t doing too hot n comes over to their house n takes care of them makes sure they’re taking their meds #i just wanted someone to take out the meds n have me take them from their hand n some water #im such a child brat bad #i don’t care about myself at all but i sometimes wish someone else did #just enough just a little bit enough to to pretend n bring me my meds idk? #if it were up to me i’d not take them bc i’m tired n it’s a waste but #i don’t know what km saying i’m so sleep deprived #]^ club can’t come sooner lol #ramblings

[khloros]

My dying houseplant and I are chillin in the sun both trying to absorb nutrients we are currently lacking. Bestie activities <3

#I have no idea what kind of plant he even is #I stole him from momma because she was going to put him outside in the cold to put him out of his misery #which is like. I don’t understand why you would do that. It’s a plant. #like just water it and see if it comes back. it literally had some green leaves left. #I think she felt guilty because she forgot about it in a hot dark room and never watered it #anyways #I took him and I watered him and I removed his dead leaves #and guess what? #he’s growing a whole new stem/branch thing 🥰 #again I have no idea what kind of plant he is. he just looks like a bunch of sticks in dirt rn #but he has so many new leaves coming out!! and they’re everywhere! #I’m so proud of him #he hasn’t gotten a lot of sunlight but I don’t want to overwhelm him so I’m just bringing him with me for some temporary sun time #I’m drinking coffee and having a chat with him :) he’s such a sweetie #I believe in him #we’re both gonna get through this little buddy #we’re gonna live!!! #I guess it just bothers me that someone would give up on a living thing just because it’s not doing good #especially when it’s an easy fix #like what if we tried believing in the future. what then. what if this plant would florish if we just gave it a chance #anyways. I love him #my post #houseplant updates

[wabblebees]

the universe is mean as hell but at least its fucking funny

(cw for christian end-times conversion bullshit under the readmore)

#tonight has been ! bad ! and my brain was not a great place to be for most of it bc iiiiits been getting worse. again. so #i went on a walk to clear my head and Stop thinking of being dead but ! lo and fucking behold ! #its okay ill be fine i promise #but i was laughing the whole fucking way home #i always take down or wreck shit like this when i see it out+about ((also saw a fucking inf//owars sticker that was too cold to peel off so #i had to take my keys to it until it was unrecognizable)) but when i saw the front of this one i was just like ''oh gross'' and tore it off #but i uhh. wasnt rly expecting that top sentence lmfao #started fuvking cackling like a madman in the street #for context if yr reading this and don't know already/cant tell: #im a xtian cult survivor. this is conservative xtian apocalyptic propaganda shit. im furious this exists but holy shit its fuckin hilarious #reading ''hey pal u ready to die?? god lovehates yr guts'' when yr just trying not to think abt how ready to die u are... fucken incredible #i covered up the url on the bottom + im not gonna show the front ((its fucking awful tho omfg. yhe fuckign flag+white house are on there?? #wild lmfao)) bc i dont need their right-wing apocalypse-fearmongering bullshit to get any more web traffic #plus its not like this shit isnt dimeadozen further south/out west. its just been a hot minute since ive seen anyth this edgy-guilt-trippy #in this state. figures. out in the yeehaw-ass back half of mass. #anyway. i hate it here lmao #im more ok now too i promise #walked back home once my phone died + forced myself to eat food+drink water; now im back in bed and texting someone to stay out of my head #i think i might actually go out w better stickers+a knife+some nailpolish remover sometime in the next few days before im headed back home #take down some bullshit and. oooh... think i might put up one of my ''transsexuals have got to get meaner'' sweatermuppet stickers:> #hmmmmm. yeah #cw cult mention #tw christianity #cw bible quotes #cw christianity #tw suicidality #<- just in case. #anyway. i love yall. be careful with yrselves #and if you see bullshit like this please take it down. its trying to funnel people into disgusting right-wing rabbitholes. its dangerous. #bee speaks

[fromgwithablomg]

"Taylor's lyrics are so juvenile" first of all

💥EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER💥

second of all idc because the boy bands I was raised on have been writing incoherent lyrics since the dawn of time.

"I'm so gangster I'm so thug" / "Hit the pedal heavy metal show me you care" / "Kinda looks just like you, mixed with Zach Galifinakis" / "I never wanna hear you say I want it that way"

none of that means anything and I still bop to it so I think my standards are pretty low either way

#taylor swift #t swizzle #hey soul sister #one direction #hot chelle rae #backstreet boys #I'm sure someone's gonna come in my comments and say #well it's bc you hail her as a lyrical genius and I don't connect with her lyrics that way #guess what love #there's something called an opinion and it looks like we both have one #they can be different #no one is going to explode #drink some water