#but taking time to relax just makes u more stressed bc u feel like ur wasting time u could be using to make money

[judeswhore]

Jude being your first love and you being the person who's very organised, stresses a bit too much and hides her emotions. he'd sometimes try to help you with some work, but you'd say that you've already done everything and he'd try so hard to do stuff for you, because he clearly sees that you're overwhelmed and tired. but you'd never show it and he'd try so hard to break this barrier, so that you'd calm down and stop being so tense. and one day he'd come home earlier than usually and find you crying and being anxious, so he'd immediately pull you into his arms and hold you close, feeling you relax in his arms for the first time. and then he'd take you to the bathroom and have the softest shower with you. it'd be your first time showering together and he'd make sure to make it special. he'd whisper to your ear, while massaging your back that you should let him take care of you, because he's worried that your overworking yourself and you'd just be so grateful for him :(((((

he absolutely hates seeing u upset and hates even more that u won’t let him help u to make things easier and it breaks his heart when he comes home to find u sobbing on the sofa. just immediately pulls u on to his lap so he can hold u close, rubs ur back and just encourages u to get it all out bc he knows that u need this instead of bottling everything up. he’s asking if u wna talk abt it but ur shaking ur head and he’s giving this little frown bc keeping things inside like this isn’t helping and he just wants to be there for u so he’s all “we’re gna shower and then we’re gna talk, okay? y’need to let whatever this is out otherwise it’s just gna get worse” so he’s showering with u, doing everything for u even when u start to protest bc he just wants to take care of his girl :(( gives u a little massage and drops soft kisses over ur skin while telling u he loves u over and over. getting out and he’s wrapping u up in one of his biggest towels so it literally buries u and just holds u against his chest for a little while before he’s helping u into some joggers and one of his hoodies and immediately leading u to the bed. laying down with him and he’s asking u what’s wrong, practically begging u to tell him bc he wants to take away a little bit of the trouble and stress ur feeling

#hey jude :)

[calcja]

SAINT OR SLUT

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A 18+ POST W SOME NSFW THEMES READ AT YOUR OWN RISK ⚠️

Sypnosis: Here's what i think abt whether bonten characters r virgins or nahhh (ofc they're not minors here)

author's note: EXPECT wrong grammars and spellings bc english is not my first languange but i will try my best 😤 and also

❗️pictures are not mine. Credits to the rightful owners❗️

❗️ this doesnt follow the manga ❗️

• MANJIRO SANO

• Personally, i'm 50/50 whether if Mikey is a virgin or not, but i'm sure home boi flirts w girls

• Bro is literally stressed out w his life ever since he was a kid and we are all aware that he lost lots of people during his teenage years that led him into becoming a person that he is right now

• He would go to clubs for work or when he's stressed out, looking for some hot chicks to comfort his lonely ass then make out with them later on but it actually depends though if he would be in the mood to do it with someone, he might be "too tired" to have sex or if ever he did it, he would most likely do it just to feel something

• HARUCHIYO SANZU

• Now come on now

•He's a slut. like a literal slut. the slut of them all. the one and only babygirl.

• He's the guy that when you first look at him, you will say ti yourself immediately that "oh he's a slut" "oh that guy is definitely not a virgin" "he definitely fuck bunch of girls"

• Especially when he's high? oh my god. One thing u expect when this guy is high is hes at the club fucking some girls or getting his dick sucked.

• He doest want makeouts w gropings, home boi always wants a good fuck

•But regardless of being a fuck boy, Sanzu doesnt just easily goes to clubs on his daily basis, when he has work to do especially when it an order from mikey, he would do that first.

• Overall, he's the type of guy who do his works first and surprisingly do it well before he gets his ballsack empty!

• KAKUCHO

• hmmmm this guy is a.... virgin.

• He's voted for being the best boyfriend at the poll one time so i guess this guy is actually sweet irl or in fanfics (EVERYBODY LOVES THIS GUY HE SOLOS ALL UR FAVES IF UR A HATER OF THIS MAN THEN J ALSO HATE U)

•Moving on, Kakucho goes to clubs only just for work and nothing more. Sure he might get some drinks then that's it. • Unfortunately, it's very rare for someone to come up to him to flirt, not bcs of his scary face but bcs of his calm yet cold personality, voice and aura.

• I think he prefers to train more than having sex when he's stressed

• I just imagine him during his day off in his apartment or house or wherever the fuck he lives to have a calm life, taking care of some plants, relaxing while watching tv, reading books, drinking coffee, training and overall just enjoying little things in life.

• ANYWAYS BUT WHY DO I THINK ABT HIM PLAYING A GUITAR (Izana's old guitar)?!?!???! AND HE LEARNED PLAYING THE GUITAR FOR IZANA???

#bonten #manjiro sano #kakucho #tokyo revengers #sanzu haruchiyo #sano manjiro #tokyo rev x reader #tokyo rev smut #bonten imagines #bonten mikey #bonten smut

[julysn]

random kyle headcanons

(these r my hcs + only one is nsfw)

ship: kyle broflovski x reader

general warnings: hi

other notes: this is such a mess

a/n: this is me using the hours of sp i binged during the summer to good use

FOR SOME FUCKING REASON I THREW IN UNWIND AU. AND GENSHIN AU SOMEONE HELP ME.. Me when i combine all of my fixations.

anyways if ur curious about those.. check their wikis

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪⚝₊ ⊹˚ high school hcs ✶ 𓏲ּ ꩜ .ᐟ

✶ ࣪˖࿐ he's the kid thats super smart and kinda quiet and no one wants to mess w him except cartman. sosososo helpful and kids are always asking him for help on assignments

✶ ࣪˖࿐ GOOD FIGHTER.

✶ ࣪˖࿐ his idea of rizz is helping his crush with picking up their books and helping them out with homework

✶ ࣪˖࿐ all the teachers adore him so he can get away with skipping class and using his phone whenever he feels like it. it’s actually kinda rare to see him on his phone in class or skipping but it’s mostly bc of the boys 🤷‍♂️

✶ ࣪˖࿐ basketball team captain + he’s one of the best players in the school.

✶ ࣪˖࿐ one time cartman made fun of kyle and said "tolkien shouldve been captain bc hes black and ur just a stupid jew" during basketball practice and kyle "accidentally" shot a ball at his face. he didn’t get in trouble bc the teachers were like “oh cartmans prob lying” LMAOO

✶ ࣪˖࿐ he would buy u girl scout cookies,. he would only buy ur favorites and make stan and kenny sneak them into ur backpack during passing period.

✶ ࣪˖࿐ when he has a crush on u.. you will somehow be brought up in conversations w his friends. whenever he’s changing in the boys locker room he always finds a way to mention you to stan and kenny. meanwhile cartmans like “who cares” but kyle will talk about u a LOt!

✶ ࣪˖࿐ when u got assigned to sit next to him, he’s always helping you out (bf material) (i love him)

✶ ࣪˖࿐ passes notes to u to make sure u understand the subject. they read like “hey, you understand what to do, right?” or “you know what we’re learning about, right?”

✶ ࣪˖࿐ 100% mews during class. thats why hes so quiet. he doesn’t put his hand up for questions bc hes mewing!

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪⚝₊ ⊹˚ ur husband + baby daddy hcs ✶ 𓏲ּ ꩜ .ᐟ

sorry amab fans.. HERES A UTERUS (and tits) LMAO

✶ ࣪˖࿐ whenever the baby wakes u up in the middle of the night hes like "no. GO BACK TO SLEEp" and goes to comfort the baby for twenty minutes while u drift off

✶ ࣪˖࿐ HES SUCH A GOOD DAD UGH

✶ ࣪˖࿐ sometimes he wants more kids bc of how sweet u are. like he’ll see you playing with the kids and his mind will wander off to how it’d be if you were pregnant again

✶ ࣪˖࿐ you were insecure about your breasts getting bigger and heavier and he reassured u and said he would love u no matter what (even if u were a worm aahhaahhha..)

✶ ࣪˖࿐ “sweetheart do you want me to pick up the kids from school? i’ll buy us food”

✶ ࣪˖࿐ SO DAMN SWEET

✶ ࣪˖࿐ ur kids are now 12 and 13 years old. and one day kyle got kenny to babysit them. lets just say when u came home they were saying not very pg things LMAOO

✶ ࣪˖࿐ whenever he helps the kids with their homework he pulls out his reading glasses and they’re low on his nose and you find it SO cute.

✶ ࣪˖࿐ he wakes up before u because his shift starts earlier, and whenever u wake up there’s always a hot shot of espresso waiting for u

✶ ࣪˖࿐ typa dad to be chill and lenient but whenever hes mad at the kids… dear lord !

✶ ࣪˖࿐ whenever ur stressed from the kids or work, he always prepares a relaxing and hot bath for you. and he goes all out. dimmed lights, lit candles, rose petals everywhere, a perfect bubble bath with your favorite scents. you can tell he’s obsessed + in love and hes not afraid to show it

✶ ࣪˖࿐ affectionate and sweet. he will do anything for u. he cooks dinner for u. he makes coffee in the morning for u. he takes the kids out so u can have a break. you’re his one and only

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪⚝₊ ⊹˚ genshin au hcs ✶ 𓏲ּ ꩜ .ᐟ

✶ ࣪˖࿐ either dendro or geo vision. i dunno

✶ ࣪˖࿐ polearm or sword user 😜

✶ ࣪˖࿐ I FEEL LIKE HE WOULD BE FROM FONTAINE OR SNEZHNAYA IDK THO

✶ ࣪˖࿐ would either hate the fatui or b one of the harbingers

✶ ࣪˖࿐ are we seeing the vision guys

✶ ࣪˖࿐ got put into the slammer/fortress of meropide and didn't know how to use credit coupons so he accidentally gave all of them to someone (and was really mad after he found out what credit coupons were)

✶ ࣪˖࿐ you’re a receptionist at the fortress. and when u first met kyle he tried flirting w u (his rizz was absolutely horrible AT THE Start) and u were like “stop. stop holding up the line mr. broflovski” and he said “of course not, mrs broflovski” and shot u a cheeky wink (hes using his redhead jewish rizz)

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪⚝₊ ⊹˚ unwind au hcs ✶ 𓏲ּ ꩜ .ᐟ

this is a mess. i'm sorry.

✶ ࣪˖࿐ he 100% tried to pull the akron awol/connor lassiter shooting a juvey-cop with his own tranq gun move. (it probably worked)

✶ ࣪˖࿐ omg. scenario where you guys find out u both are getting unwound so u both kick awol and go to a safe house and he acts slightly possessive and jealous of u because he doesn’t wanna lose u 💘💘

✶ ࣪˖࿐ he would ABSOLUTELY hate hayden when they first meet. but they would be friends later on. this is canon bc i said so and i am always 100% true (not clickbait)

✶ ࣪˖࿐ you guys def met at the graveyard and he was head over heels for u. like head flew away from yo heels. he saw u in the crowd when the admiral was giving his speech and kyle went BRIGHT RED

✶ ࣪˖࿐ the both of u are at the graveyard. and ur a medic. and kyle purposely gets bruises or tiny, practically painless cuts so he can visit and be like "hi y/n 😓😣 can u take care of me it hurts" BOY ITS JUST A LITTLE CUT! but u care about him so u do it anyway. he’s always blushing a little whenever you take care of him and u always shoot him glares which he finds to be super endearing

✶ ࣪˖࿐ les by childish gambino plays in ur head as the two of u meet in a harvest camp bathroom and he says "i love u." and then kisses u deeply. and then he says "if we get unwound i hope our parts end up on the same body" and u shed a tear

✶ ࣪˖࿐ THIS IS SORTA ANGSTY. OKAY. kyle gets unwound and while the procedure is happening all he can think about is u. like he’s sad he didn’t get to confess to you before they took him away and he wishes he told u how much u mean to him before he was dragged away to a harvest camp

✶ ࣪˖࿐ nsfw: when y’all were at the graveyard, u guys had sex in one of the jets while it was empty. best decision of ur life

✶ ࣪˖࿐ OMG TITHE KYLE. TITHE KYLE. HES A TITHE hear me out guys hear me out,..

✶ ࣪˖࿐ he would be the #1 radio free hayden fan (canon) (real) (i said so) (guys its real)

✶ ࣪˖࿐ him stan and kenny escaped a harvest camp and beat up the guards that chased them and they became literal legends

✶ ࣪˖࿐ harvest camp. and every time he sees u he gives u a kiss on the cheek when the staff aren’t looking.

✶ ࣪˖࿐ he wants to be affectionate w u SO BAD whenever u guys are at a harvest camp he can’t stop sneaking glances at you. and whenever he hears ur name get mentioned he immediately starts eavesdropping

✶ ࣪˖࿐ OMG OLAY I GOT ONE you guys met in sonia’s basement and it got cold at night so he let you sleep in his arms for warmth. and it was so cute. like you sat next to him and it was cold so you guys hugged and fell asleep (the other kids were jealous)

#julysn #julia's headcanons ✶𓏲ּ꩜ .ᐟ #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle broflovski #south park #south park x reader #headcanon #my headcanons #hcs #my hcs #south park headcanons #kyle broflovski headcanons #kyle headcanons #south park hcs #headcanons #alternate universe #sp x unwind sounds SOOO good

[pix3lplays]

I literally love ur work omg. Ur pregnancy stuff makes me feel so fluffy inside I love it. what about blade and Gepard and whoever else you want to add with a reader who's overdue? like she's complaining a lot because she's in pain (completely understandable bc that sounds painful lol) but like how would they take care of reader (can u make it so blade is even just a little touchy I like to hc him as like the biggest softie in private bc of how touch starved he is) don't write if u don't wanna. have a good day/night!

Oh my gosh??? Thank you so much!!! I really appreciate it!! And I will gladly do this prompt, though I must admit I’ll probably have to do some research lolol

And yeah I can get behind big softie Blade if you’re in private, I’ll make him a little bit touchy, just for you!

Cw! Pregnancy

-Honkai star rail men with a pregnant!reader that’s overdue-

Gepard Landau: oh my gosh you know this poor man feels so bad for you. You’re both so excited to see your baby, but the kiddo is taking their sweet, sweet time. I see Gepard frantically looking up information on being overdue, and then doing literally everything the guides recommend. He takes time off work to spend with you, given that the baby could come literally any day. He keeps Serval on speed dial, because she’s Begging to know when the baby’s coming. He invests in a heating pad for you (he spent way too much money on it) and yeah, it’s actually pretty helpful for your pregnancy pains. He tries to find some sort of activity for the two of you to do while you’re overdue, so you’re not just sitting around and waiting for the baby to arrive. All in all, he takes good care of you, though to be honest he’s way more nervous and stressed about this pregnancy than you are.

Blade: Blade…he doesn’t know what to do, he really doesn’t. I’m imagining cold emotionless blank Blade just standing with you and Kafka going: “Blade relax you’re so nervous, it’s okay for a baby to be a little bit overdue, it happens,” even though he’s clearly not visibly freaking out over the baby or anything. Kafka and you can both see through him though. He really is concerned for you. He finds that he soothes you a lot better when the two of you are alone. That’s the only time he’s comfortable touching you. He just sorta dotes on you when the two of you are together alone. Whatever you want he’ll get for you, whether that be snacks or a nice blanket or something like that, you can count on Blade to get it for you. Deep down he’s a bit of a doting husband apparently. This man really would do anything for you, he’s very loyal and devoted. Being two weeks overdue was pretty awful, but thankfully you had Blade by your side to take care of you.

Luocha: Luocha breaks out the: “it’s okay that the baby is a bit overdue, only 5% of babies are actually born on the due date blah blah blah…” but honestly it’s pretty reassuring to hear him sound so confident that everything was going to be okay. And while he’s certain everything is fine, he does understand that it’s probably causing you a lot of stress that the baby is taking longer than what you were hoping. So he does his best to de-stress you. He spends his time with you reading parenting books, and encouraging you to distract yourself with stuff like decorating the baby’s room or going clothes shopping and stuff like that. As one anon put it, Luocha’s kinda on easy mode when it comes to you being pregnant. He’s very calm and relaxed and confident, given his knowledge as a doctor (even if he doesn’t exactly want to have a kid). So overall you feel pretty okay with the baby being overdue, Luocha’s confidence rubbing off on you.

#honkai star rail #honkai star rail x reader #My writing #Gepard Landau #Gepard Landau x reader #hsr Gepard x reader #honkai Star rail Gepard x reader #Blade #Blade x reader #hsr Blade x reader #honkai star rail Blade x reader #Luocha #Luocha x reader #hsr Luocha x reader #honkai star rail Luocha x reader #pregnancy

[sluttyminghao]

hi hi alicia! i've been loving ur works and congrats so much for 8k, you deserve all of it c: i was wondering if u could do a little nsfw hao drabble of him just being very sweet w u and vice versa? kinda like u have both been stressed out 4 a while and u take the time to unwind each other and :c yea i hope this makes sense ... just very comforting bc i have been having a bit of a bad few days ^^ so sorry if this has already been done, i checked ur mlists and i hope this is okay!

hi mika beloved! im so sorry this is so late but I hope u like <3

your head hangs low as you trudge through your apartment door, the weight of the day pressing against your shoulders tauntingly. everything that could've gone wrong, went wrong, and it somehow was all your fault even if it wasn't your department.

"baby! you're home- what's wrong?"

minghao's cheerful voice turns to one of concern upon seeing you on the verge of tears, and he immediately brings you in for a hug. he kisses the top of your head and you feel the stress begin melting away, even when he silently picks you up and carries you to the bedroom.

"everything that couldve gone wrong, went wrong, I'm so done with today."

the exhaustion lacing your voice has minghaos eyebrows knitting together, his arms lowering you to the bed gingerly while he undoes your shoes and places them on the floor. an idea sparks in his mind, and he quickly sets to work gathering what he needs.

you don't even move as minghao speeds around you looking for things, body curled into a ball. approximately 10 minutes later, you're still in the same position, to which you can hear minghao lightly sigh and come over to where you lay.

"let me help you undress, baby, i've got a bath running for you and I'll give you a massage."

you faintly smile as he undoes your top and slides it down your shoulders, before lifting you up and helping you undo your pants. he guides you to the bathroom and can only gasp at the setup he's produced in only minutes.

"hop in, i made sure the temperature was just right," he mumbles as he holds your waist while you step into the warmth of the tub. more stress melts away as you crouch into the water and let the bubbles seep over your tired body, eyes closing with relaxation.

minghao could stare at your body for hours, and it only made his cock twitch when he got a good view of your ass as you stepped into the bath. he tried to push the thoughts down as he grabbed the body oil and rubbed some into his palms, before letting them rest on your shoulders.

an unconscious moan slips past your lips as he works his hands over your skin, and it takes everything within minghao to not slide into the tub with you and fuck you. he again, pushes the thoughts down and lets his hands glide over your shoulders.

another moan. he can't stop himself this time.

"fuck, you sound so pretty, need to fuck you...let me strip off," he mutters, and your face morphs into one of excitement as his lean body joins yours and he presses his lips to yours, his hands resting just on your thigh.

"well, what are you waiting for then? fuck me, hao"

#8k celebration #sluttyhao smut #sluttyhao drabble #kpop smut #kpop drabble #seventeen smut #seventeen drabble #minghao smut #minghao drabble #the8 smut #the8 drabble

[hwanghyuniret]

so i had to go get a massage done bc i was so achey i could barely walk, and im so iffy about people touching me i just thought about hyunjin doing my massage the entire time bc i feel like he'd go all out and be sooooo good at getting someone relaxed under his hands. smooth low voice, just gently talking through each segment, would prob have a small lil snack board and water to make his partner nibble on it and stay hydrated while he dotes on them and massages all the stubborn muscle knots away! he'd just be sweet and warm and cozy to listen to the whole time, with low ambience sounds or instrumentals playing while he helps every ounce of stress out of your body.

had to come to u with this and make my appearance on this blog!!! hope ur well billy! im sending big time good vibes :>

-dream anon

oh dream anon thank u so much for bringing this to me 💓

honestly hyune would be the absolute master of massages. the set-up would be just perfect, he'd make it so cosy for you. & scented oils and scented candles are both a must, and he would make damn sure that the scents complimented each other!!!

he'd look after you so well, reading your body and your sighs of relief to check that you're comfortable and still enjoying things. he'd switch his approach, from sweet and gentle, to firm and hard, depending on the muscle he was manipulating. he knew your body better than he knew his own.

"oh, i bet that felt good," he'd chuckle after rubbing out a particularly tense spot.

and i think he'd enjoy it as much as you (if not more). he adores taking care of you, and ultimately he just loves having his hands on you - in a very wholesome way but also a very not-so-wholesome way.

only when he'd straightened out every last knot, massaged every single one of your muscles, when you're perfectly pliant beneath him... would he let his hands rise higher and higher up your thighs. he'd move so slowly that you weren't even sure he was going there. but, surely, his strong fingers would go from kneading your thighs to sliding through your folds.

"you're such a good baby, letting me take care of you like this."

making you come undone is just another part of de-stressing, after all.

#also i hope you're feeling better after your massage!!!! #asks: hyune #dream anon

[tortoisebore]

I just saw your post abt chapter 8 so naturally i have to ask what kind of drunk are the marauders? (Ex: Happy drunk, sad drunk, horny drunk etc..)

i’m finally starting to get caught up on these again eeeeeeeeeeeeeee i love this one 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 (just doing remus & sirius or else this would be 5,000 words)

i feel like everyone has four phases of drunk. and every kind of drunk is different like wine drunk does not equal tequila drunk but for consistency’s sake let’s say this is a typical night out, we’re ordering an uber bc we’re all planning on getting fully drunk tn, we’re doing cocktails, we’re having fun

sirius is a party girl & has a pretty decent tolerance but once the third drink hits he’s on a downward spiral. he starts off very excitable—he’s happy to be here, he’s happy you’re here, he’s happy there’s a drink in everyone’s hand. phase two is the dancey phase. if the music is bad he’s just doing a little shimmy at the bar but if it’s good he’s physically dragging ppl onto the dance floor. if there’s not a dance floor he’s making one. remus hasn’t had anywhere close to enough to drink to dance by the time sirius is this phase of drunk so when sirius makes a beeline for him and pulls at his arm he’s all “oh my god sirius stop i’m not going to dance fuck off you’re so embarrassing” but sirius is like “SORRY CANT HEAR U OVER ALL THIS DANCING 🕺🕺🕺 GET UR ASS UP RN 💃💃💃” and sometimes remus gives in then but sometimes he has to be deeper into his own drunk journey to get anywhere near a dance floor.

sirius’ phase 3 is horny bc everyone has a horny phase when they’re drunk. this phase starts at the tail end of his fourth drink—he’s at the bar & takes that last little sip out of the tiny cocktail straw and then he’s getting tunnel vision going “remus remus remus where’s remus oh my god look at him he’s so fuckidnf sexy how does he do it get a load of that sweater holy shit 🫦👹👺🤭😛🥰 hot damn that’s my bb 🤩🥵😳🫠🥴😋.” and remus is only on his second phase of drunk right now & they’re rarely at their own respective horny phases at the same so sirius’ advances are brushed off a bit. like he’s sliding in behind remus & sticking his hands up his shirt and whispering all sorts of shit into his ear like “c’mon let’s go to the bathroom” and “wanna make u feel good” and “i’ll do anything u want pls pls pls need u so bad pls” but remus is very much not on the same planet and he’s like “we’re not gonna fuck in the bathroom u beautiful silly goose!! 😄 that’s crazy!! 😁 omg 😍 ur so so pretty!! 😄 ur my bf & we’re in love 🥰 can u believe it!!”

and sirius is pouty about it for a minute but by the time he finishes his next drink he’s officially in phase four which is the “life is so beautiful i love u all so much” phase. about 50% of the time this involves crying and the other 50% it involves going around the room hanging off everyone’s arm & giving a speech about “you’re all just my favorite people i can’t believe i get to know u all you’re so beautiful i love my life.” and by this point remus is in deep enough to give in when sirius throws himself into his arms and gives him a little smile & says “☺️ do u wanna dance w me 🙂🥰” so they have a song and a dance or four or five before it’s time to go home.

remus’ four phases of drunk are a little more subdued. phase one is the loosey goosey phase, he’s relaxed and not thinking ab all the things that are stressing him out and he’s less snippy after a couple drinks. but phase two is the loud talking phase. he’s feeling good he’s feeling chatty. he wants to tell u in depth all about this documentary he saw the other day about ancient global architecture designed around the summer solstice. he’s gesturing with his hands and his eyes are all big and he’s talking way too fucking loud. like…… way too fucking loud. people are starting to look over remus pls can u lower ur voice just a little this is getting weird

phase three is an extension of phase two. he’s still feeling good feeling chatty but now he’s getting all sappy and sweet and giddy. he’s looking at sirius across the room like 🤩❤️🫶💕🥹🥰💓😘💞✨😍💖💓 and going “oh my god……oh my god. look at him. stunning” and sighing and waxing poetic to whoever’s next to him but there’s a 75% chance that it’s just a stranger at the bar. and then sirius comes over and he’s throwing himself all over remus going “need u so bad bby can we go home” and “i’m wearing that thing u like under here wanna see” but remus is too starry-eyed to take him up on it. like he’s not even rly listening bc he's too busy touching sirius’ face and watching the clips in his hair sparkle under the lights to do anything but gasp and ooh and ahh and be like “wow!! wow!! look!! at you!! oh!! my god!!”

but one more drink in and he’s officially entered his final horny phase, which is definitely less in-your-face than sirius’ but it’s about a hundred times more intense. normally sirius has simmered down a bit by the time remus’ phase four rolls around, but now remus is in deep enough to watch him a little more intently. like he’s giving less 🥰🤩💞✨😍💕 and more 😶🤤😵‍💫🥴🥵😏. and he’s not going to do much other than stare until they’re home (bc he’s absolutely not afraid of some pda but he’s possessive down to his bones & doesn’t want to risk anyone else watching sirius like that) and he always says he’s going to play it cool & keep them both in line until they’re out of there, but a few more sips of the right kind of liquor and it’s game over. so when sirius asks him to dance they’re 100% doing more touching and ogling and grinding than actual dancing bc the second remus gets his hands on sirius’ skin it’s lights out for his big ole brain, he’s running on caveman brain cells & caveman brain cells are just saying “pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty”

they’re probably getting kicked out of the club/bar eventually but like good for them go gays go !!

#u ask tortoise answers #anon #tortoise writes a novel ab an ask for no reason #my four phases of drunk are a mix of both of them #bc these rambles are nothing if not me projecting

[ncteez]

[sleepover<3] i am two tits deep in my jihoon feelings today and i am here to YELL about it!! bc being a nice gf and giving him a back rub after a busy day and hard gym session!!! teasing him for moaning bc it sounds like he’s getting hot over it!!! but he actually IS getting hard!!! and he rolls over and his cock just presses into ur thigh and u could grind on him until he comes in his pants to help relieve his stress!!! how fun would that be. how FUN would that be :(

join the sleepover!

first of all anon i love the way you type so like, keep doing that.

anyway

It's been another hard day, you can tell by the immediate sigh Jihoon breathes out when he closes the front door.

It's always a hard day for him. Its this, or it's that, but it's always fucking something because no one can get through their day without him. He loves that about himself. He likes to be needed, likes to feel important, loves to be told that something couldn't have been done without him but, you know, sometimes he needs to lean on people too.

Coming home for him, the deep sighs he lets out it more from relief than stress. Being in this space with you is a place where he knows he can lean, cling, or simply just exist without being pulled in every direction. It's just you and him, and he doesn't think he will ever grow tired of the way you greet him with the same gentle back rub.

"Was it a rough day at work or did you go too hard at the gym?" You ask, rubbing a particularly stressed spot on his shoulder as he leans in to you.

"Both," he sighs, backing away from your massage and making his way to the bedroom.

You, as always, follow after him will the full intention of at least working out that stress knot across his shoulders.

"You should give it a rest sometimes." You nearly scold him for him, but the way he lets his head fall at the sensation of your fingers poking into a painful spot is far too good, and thinking up an argument is far too hard.

His silence is telling as he releases his lack of energy through little sighs and flexes of his back as he tries to work through the pain of your massage forcing his muscles to tense.

"It's been a while since you were this tense--" You trail off, moving your hands just a few inches to the right and finding another stress knot. "Just try and relax this weekend, ill work all of these out and we can go to sleep?"

He hums out a pleasant agreement to your words, allowing himself to feel you work hard to keep him in the right headspace after days like this. He really does love you and the way you take care of him in every aspect of the relationship.

And he stays like this for what feels like at least an hour (it's only like ten minutes lol). Letting you massage the bad work week out of him, caressing the intense gym workouts away from his muscles and leaving him feeling as though he's jelly.

His little sounds are expected, but he is letting them out far more than usual. You assume, at first, it's just because he really needed this but, that doesn't stop you from the usual teasing each time he does.

"Pain or pleasure moan?" You chuckle, squeezing particularly hard at the spot you just worked out.

He smiles, knowing for a fact that it's both because it's a fucking massage, but also, whipping out his cock right now would ruin the zen in the room so he keeps it to himself at first.

You continue, this time kissing the back of his neck before moving your hands to his lower back. He almost shifts away from the touch, the stress point being much heavier than the ones on his shoulders.

"You've gotta let me work it out," You comment, wrapping one arm around him and holding his chest back so it's slightly harder for him to shift away from the pain of it.

He lets out a much louder sound, and this one genuinely is from the pain but it doesn't exactly change the fact that his length is growing painfully hard at the sheer release of it all. The comfort turns him on, the way you hold him in place for his own good turns him on even more. Still, he keeps that to himself as you continue to try and soothe him through the pain with gentle lips against his shoulders.

"You should let me do this more often though, it wouldn't be so bad if you'd let me." You comment, then immediately continue. "Then again, you're more vocal and we both know how much I love hearing your little sounds."

God, yeah. He knows it. He knows the way you react during sex when he makes his sounds. He knows you love when he talks to you, praises you, moans with you and for you.

"Are you getting turned on?" Jihoon tries to avert the attention from his very obvious arousal. Sure, you're just teasing him and his moans, but at this point having you touching him is far more pleasurable.

"Speak for yourself." You laugh, pushing one last time against the, now, softened stress spot on his lower back. "There, done."

He immediately rolls over, hugging against you and absolutely not avoiding the fact that his cock japs straight against your thigh. At first, he thinks you don't notice, but you definitely do.

"Ah," You smile, pressing one hand against the small of his back to make his hips press his cock against you harder, and the other scratches at the back of his neck. "Just relax." You whisper this time, moving your leg against his length and working him up.

All of those little moans from before are non-existent right now. He's silent as he holds his breath, feeling a different type of stress relief.

"You're so cute sometimes, Jihoon, really." You compliment, brushing a strand of his hair from his face. "Let me take care of you."

It doesn't take long to do just that, your boyfriend found himself ready to burst within minutes of your leg massaging against him. His cock leaking pathetically and releasing far too quickly for his own liking. But he could truly feel your love erase all of that weight within him. You always know how to take care of him.

You don't laugh at the mess in his jeans, or his stuttered moans through his orgasm. The weak grip on you as he worked himself through it, ultimately pressing himself so tightly against your thigh that you could feel it seep through his pants and onto you.

Arguably, everything Jihoon does is sexy to you, but this. This was truly something else. Such a strong, intelligent, and well liked man, releasing all over himself and you?

It was simple, and it was easy. Messy as hell but neither of you felt the need to do any more, and he appreciated it.

He appreciates even more the way you run a shower, climbing into it with him and cleaning up the mess you created for him. Your hands are more gentle than they are when you massage him, but the same sounds manage to be pulled from him.

~

#[sleepover] #[m] #[h.hours] #[jihoon] #I GOT INVESTED IM SORRY #[mail] #anon

[wonusite]

i have another thot for you!!! imagine this, you get home from a long day at work and are just so stressed and tired. you need a way to relax, so your loving boyfriends minwon offer to fuck the stress out of you :) (or, alternatively, THEY have a long day and decide to use you as a form of stress relief.) -minwon nonny

so i’m gonna write the first one bc i had a long day at work and fantasizing abt minwon just releases the tension lmao. (also u wild for this and ily 🤍)

immediately, your bfs can tell you had a long day. the exhaustion that’s clinging on to your figure is more obvious today, and your eyes seem duller than usual. you feel like you can cry when they immediately come to you, asking you what’s wrong while taking your jacket and shoes off for you.

you lean back into wonwoo, practically melting into his comforting chest. they’re both silent, waiting patiently for you to tell them what’s wrong. you feel mingyu’s large hands soothingly rub your thighs while your other boyfriend lovingly hugs you closer to him. this alone makes you feel better, but selfishly, you want more.

and because you’re their princess, they’re more than willing to give you more.

“oh, fuck!”

your cunt is throbbing with pleasure, still high of your second orgasm. this isn’t enough for gyu and wonu tho. their tongues are licking every inch of your wet pussy, moaning and groaning as they drink up every bit of your arousal.

your bfs tongues messily clash together as they fuck their respective muscle into your hot cunt. you’re tightening so much around their tongues and coating them with your slick that it has their cocks twitching and throbbing. you gently grind against their faces, getting off on the sight of two hot men between your legs.

“fuck, gonna come!”

gyu moans into your pussy while wonu just smirks. “come for us, baby. show us how good we’re making you feel.”

the way their sucking on you and fucking their tongues into you paired with wonwoo’s deep rasp just drives you over the edge. you squirt all over their faces with a loud cry, alternating between their names like a mantra.

your two boyfriends drink up every drop of your orgasm, effectively licking you clean as their cocks twitch and ache with the need to get inside you.

their chins are wet with you orgasm, and you’ve never seen a hotter sight. you’re panting slightly, completely sated. all the tension and fatigue you felt before has definitely melted away, but your bfs can still see some remnants of exhaustion clinging on to you. and they’re determined to fuck every last bit out of you.

“fuck, baby. just look at how that pretty pussy stretches open for us.”

you mewl at mingyu’s words, barely able to form a coherent sentence as your two bfs fuck their big cocks into your cunt. no matter how many times you’ve done this, you’re still not used to the delicious stretch or pleasure it provides. they’re repeatedly hitting your g spot, and you know it won’t be long before u come all over their cocks.

“gonna squirt for us again, angel?” wonwoo groans against your neck, hand slipping down your body to rub your throbbing clit. “make a mess on our cocks?”

“fuck, nu!” you cry out as their thrusts start to get harder and sharper. “gyu! so fucking good!”

it feels even better when mingyu bites down with his sharp canines, silently urging you to let go and cream all over his and wonu’s cocks. which you do. messily and hotly like your boyfriends were craving. it’s all they need for them to fill you up with their cum.

you’re all a moaning mess as they shoot their hot, sticky loads into you. ur eyes roll to the back of your skull as they fuck their cum deeper into your cunt.

“don’t think we’re done yet, baby.” wonu moans as he feels a mess of cum drip down to his balls.

gyu hums in agreement, loving how all your releases are messily covering his cock. “we’re just getting started.”

#(s)creaming #gawd the things they do to me #minwon nonny #nalani.thotz

[judeswhore]

Reader has a bad day at work and has a mental breakdown after she finishes, trent ft her and sees her crying and it breaks his heart. So he drives all the way to her and comforts her. Then he takes her to his house and they just cuddle in bed.

being so tired and stressed and just overall exhausted and having the absolute worst day, made even more terrible bc ur not feeling very well and trent can tell somethings up as soon as he sees u over ft. ofc he’s asking u what’s wrong but u don’t really know what to say bc it’s everything but also u don’t wna burden him so ur telling him ur just tired but he knows that’s bullshit and he can tell you’ve been crying and all he wants to do is hold u :(( so when u say goodbye on ft, u telling him ur just gna go to bed early, he’s driving like the twenty minutes to ur place and when u see him at ur door it just makes u break down crying again. so he’s packing u a few things and driving u back to his place, telling u he wants u to stay for a few days bc he wants to take care of u. wld just be so sweet, runs u a bath and makes ur favourite dinner, snuggles u on the sofa until u fall asleep and ur telling him the next day that it’s the most relaxed you’ve been in weeks and that it was the first time you’d slept properly

#trent rambles🍒

[justsomeoneintoomanyfandoms]

hi it's me again lol i started watching spy x family and omfg. i get the hype now. it's so good

matchup(s) for spy x family, bsd and haikyuu pls!! i added some more details

some facts abt my appearance lol: im 4'9 (i am fr), kind of chubby, brown filipino, dark brown hair. also im an istj. 5w6 based on a quiz i took some months ago.

in terms of personality, im naturally quiet lol i can't help it. even when im around ppl i like, im still on the listeners side unless i have something good to say. otherwise im sorry but you'll have to be the one to start convos 😭

my jokes are mean so im kind of afraid to joke around unless ik they can argue back jokingly. and aren't sensitive. i'm also kind of blunt to the point that it's sometimes a problem. i'll apologize obv but man it makes me a little antisocial lol

in spite of istj stereotypes, i (try to) give my criticism very gently. i try to make sure that the other person knows im not judging or insulting but giving advice. i'm blunt but not that blunt

i like helping ppl out & taking care of others, actually. i like feeling appreciated/needed by others. tbh, it's why im aiming to become a nurse if i pass the exams. if i don't, i still want something along those lines. :))

hobbies: reading (aka prowling around in libraries), watching shows, i like cooking too but idk if it counts bc i don't have many opportunities to do it

aesthetic: coquette, femme fatale sort of thing. laces, bows, frills, etc. i like everything on me modest tho

likes : coffee, any hot drink, reading (tho i don't have the mind power these days lol) , scary movies, ghost hunting videos, history docs, romance but with awkward fmcs. taking walks, and... pink.

dislikes : cluttered spaces (i can't handle stuff just being thrown around. i need even a bit of organisation. not much of a clean freak but i need to know where everything is), crowded and noisy places, non-specific instructions (stresses me out fr), not submitting stuff on time bc its embarrassing, awkward situations (ex. meeting someone for the first time)

have a great timezone!! hope ur food is always warm unless u want it cold 🍲

Hi! Thank you for your request! I took out the Bungo Stary Dogs matchup since you mentioned you've already got one before. Sorry this took so long. I hope you like your matchups!

In Spy x Family, I match you with...

This was a close call between Loid and Yuri, but I think you’d get along slightly better with Loid due to his less boisterous personality.

Loid loves cooking with you and taking walks. There’s not a lot in his life that he finds relaxing but spending quality time with you doing something as mundane as walking or cooking helps him take a load off.

Very clean so no need to worry about clutter. He does his fair share of housekeeping, so you also don’t have to worry about being run off your feet trying to keep the house clean all by yourself.

Admires your desire to help people. That’s one of the main reasons he became a spy, so he values that trait in others greatly. It makes him feel like he can trust you.

Loid is amazing at making you feel needed and appreciated without forcing you to work too hard for it. You hung up his coat for him? Thank you so much. You set the table for dinner before he got home? That’s great, it means you can cook together and have dinner earlier now.

In Haikyuu, I match you with...

You and Kiyoko are the quiet (and kind of intimidating) power couple. While you can both be a bit standoffish, you do like helping people and genuinely care about those close to you.

I see Kiyoko as someone who enjoys watching history documentaries and ghost hunting videos. They’re very different from what people think of when they see her, but I think she finds them intriguing.

Loves taking walks with you! There’s nothing better than being able to finish up with the volleyball team and walking home with the person you care about most.

Speaking of the volleyball team, there’s absolutely no way there’s ever going to be a peaceful or quiet moment with them around. If you’re still uncomfortable in noisy places like this, Kiyoko’s more than happy to meet up with you somewhere quieter.

Sometimes she needs to vent about school or her commitments with the team so she’s very grateful you’re there to lend an ear. Please know that she’s there for you if you ever need to talk as well.

#writing #fanfic #matchup #matchup request #request #spy x family #loid forger #haikyuu #kiyoko shimizu

[be0mcore]

hiiii ok so this is like hyper specific but could u maybe write something about…like. txt reacting to their partner having eczema bc its so irritating (both metaphorically and literally) and idk hearing ab how theyd b ur emotional support during stupid flareups would b so nice ok im rambling LMAO sorry but please if u can could u write smth like that? thank u so much love ur work btw <333

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ txt reaction to your eczema

notes: omgg of course i can! what's funny is i have eczema too so i know how absolutely irritating it is. also apologies if this fic makes no sense, i'm currently sick so i'm lowkey losing my sanity. hope u enjoyed anon ily!!

genre: fluff tw: none

❥˗ˏˋyeonjun ´ˎ˗

◦ first time he sees your flareups, he instantly gets worried. your skin is all red and cracked and he's panicked that you might've hurt yourself. immediately asks you what you did to yourself with a concerned look on his face. you explain you have eczema and baby boy knows exactly what to do. he instantly goes out and buys you every moisturiser and hand cream on the shelf. he returns and runs you a warm bath to get yourself clean, and then offers to moisturise your flareups for you. he tries to kiss your flareups better but you won't let him don't touch the flareups, jun so instead he settles on peppering your lips with soft butterfly kisses !

❥˗ˏˋsoobin´ˎ˗

◦ mother soobs has arrived. he has a cousin with eczema i made that up, so he's on it straight away. opens his drawer to show you his expensive array of moisturisers, creams and treatments. if you need anything, he'll be on it immediately. need to go to the doctor? want some more moisturiser? need cuddles? he'll be by your side in an instant, making sure you're feeling okay. if you're getting too stressed about it, he'll tuck your head in his chest and rub soothing circles on your back, hoping that will make you feel better !

❥˗ˏˋbeomgyu´ˎ˗

◦ mans was absolutely perplexed when he saw your flare up. he has no idea what's going on and starts panicking right away. are you diseased? should he call someone? once you tell him it's just your eczema flare up, he relaxes a bit, but still can't help and feel worried. he's lowkey sad you didn't tell him about your flare ups earlier in the relationship so that he could've taken care of you sooner, so he decides to make up for it now. absolutely smothers you in bed and will not let you leave. cuddles you gently, being very careful not to touch the flareups. will probably ask you what he should do for next time, because you're his and he just wants to take care of you !

❥˗ˏˋtaehyun´ˎ˗

◦ can't help but crack a joke the first time he sees the flare up. he doesn't do it out of malice though, it's said out of pure concern. he doesn't want to show how worried he really is, so he has to make a sarcastic comment to hide it. however, you quickly notice that he's always around you, lending you his treatments, running you baths more frequently, and so on. when you guys are cuddling he'll softly rake his fingers through your hair while telling you cool facts to distract you from the itch and pain !

❥˗ˏˋkai´ˎ˗

◦ mans was absolutely perplexed part 2. absolutely 0 clue on what to do. he can see that you're taking good care of yourself though, so he decides to comfort you in other ways. by this i mean: tummy rubs!!! and soft kisses!!! and warm cuddles!!! whispers in your ear how he thinks you're so cool and brave for getting through your flare ups and you're like kai it's just eczema lmao. he's still proud of you nonetheless, he knows it can be very very difficult !

#txt #tomorrow by together #tomorrow x together #choi yeonjun #choi soobin #choi beomgyu #kang taehyun #hueningkai #txt headcanons #txt reactions #txt fluff #yeonjun x reader #soobin x reader #beomgyu x reader #taehyun x reader #kai x reader #kpop #kpop reactions #kpop headcanons #kpop fluff #txt imagines #txt fic

[kalims]

So I’m in uni and sometimes I feel guilty whenever I talk to my classmates who are much much older than me; old enough to be my parent (my program is structured so that ppl w kids, full time jobs, etc can learn the content at the same pace as the normal program but the course load is less but stretched out throughout the year), and they talk about how stressful it is to balance school, work, and taking care of their kids, on top of spending money on textbooks, gas, on their kids. Meanwhile I’m here working part time and spending all that money adding to my plushie collection and food. I’m not bashing them or anything it’s just the difference in our lifestyles is kinda funny, but one thing that I’ll applaud them for is that despite all their other priorities they’re able to keep up w the work and finish everything, like they reached a level of maturity where they don’t procrastinate even a little. Meanwhile I’m here on Tumblr putting off a major assignment bc I’m I do t fee like it and the stress from it is making not want to do it

hey its not your fault. I can't exactly stop the guilt since it's natural but i will tell you that putting off hw/not feeling like doing it is a response from stress. its like escaping from ur problems, not confronting it etc.. but that doesn't make you any less of a person. these feelings are normal and I don't wanna make this about me but it kinda makes me cry when I see my classmates studying meanwhile I'm playing games so I wanna tell u that ur not alone

it's perfectly fine that you're spending money on things you want! if I'm not wrong, ur younger than them so you don't know what they've expected but in due time you will to. time is precious so I suggest keep doing what you do and enjoy your youth. you only live life once and i hope you'll be happy in this moment as you're still young

all that matters is that you finish it in the end. sometimes I don't do assignments because frankly, I'm not in the right mindset to do so. and doing what I like doing (e.g for you going on tumblr I suppose) which is playing games. it helps me relax and by the end of the day I'm pleased enough to do my homework since my mind is no longer in shambles so that might be the case for u

this is tough but probably in some point in your life you won't get to enjoy small things like that so that's why im here to tell you to enjoy it while you can. I heard that people in college get a shit ton of work to do and get 0 sleep so before you get to that point make sure to experience all the things you know you can't ever while you're older. you can't control how you, and other people live

and if you finish school you can have all the time in the world to buy more plushies 🥰💓 in some time your hard work will pay off, all those negative thoughts will only make you stronger. ily and I hope you will enjoy life

#answered #ily anon #at this point im just rambling so sorry if anything i say dont make sense :')

[gimmeurtmi]

what does being high feel like??

(im a little scared of doing drugs :((( )

its ok if u dont wanna answer!

you don’t need to be scared! as in like, if you don’t wanna do it just don’t do it. it’s not something everyone enjoys and it’s also not something i think ppl have to try. i’m not a drug advocate at all like i don’t do it recreationally so i’m probably not the best person to ask lmao but i’ll try and answer as best i can.

(this is long under the cut bc drugs are not a simple subject and knowledge is power 💛)

it varies a lot depending on what drug you use and also how you use it. for example weed can be smoked (mainly) by being mixed with tobacco or not mixed. put in a vape pen or not. each option can change how strong it is and how enjoyable the smoking can be. you can also eat it by making it into butter. you can swallow it by making it into oil (tastes like plastic cow) or you can drink it. each method has different release times, different high levels, and so on.

there’s also a wide variety of strains with a different combination mix of thc percentages and cbd percentages. those are the active ingredients in weed and have different effects on you. thc gets you high (affects the mind) and cbd relaxes you (affects the body). so the high depends massively on what exactly are you smoking.

as to what it feels like, i can give a general description because it depends so much on what you’re using. when smoking weed usually your body relaxes a lot and it comes with a lot of tingling in any area that might be sore followed by extreme relaxation. your concept of time can change a little, as in sometimes you’ll go get a drink or something and the time it takes to fill the cup feels so disproportionate. it can help your thoughts sometimes, if there’s a lot of chatter in your brain it can either silence it or help you focus on just one channel of thoughts. but your thoughts usually move much faster than what you can keep up with and you’ll end up thinking about things that are so not the subject of conversation. my brain already does that but if i’m high i tend to not filter it and just say the unrelated things out loud. it can also boost your creativity because of it. sometimes you’ll get something referred to as cotton mouth which is unpleasant and makes you very thirsty. you also have a harder time judging your hunger levels and are quicker to give in to the urge to snack (can easily devour a whole ben and jerry’s in one sitting if im high but i barely do that sober)

because of how your thoughts move when you’re high, sometimes it can be unpleasant if a bad thought occurs bc your brain will go with it all the way and weed can cause paranoia at times. i.e, everyone knows i’m high, i’m gonna get in trouble, this food is poisoned, etc. if you have intrusive thoughts already it can cause them to multiply and bc your creativity levels are higher the creativity of the intrusiveness can be much higher so i don’t think it’s recommended for ppl who have ocd and other conditions that cause intrusive thoughts.

it’s said to help anxiety but weed does quicken your heartbeat so i would be wary of that. i think anxiety in the mind can be helped but physical symptoms of anxiety can worsen when high (unless you get the exact strain that can help you).

because of how hard it is to grasp time it can feel like everything is foggy and if you’re high enough it can be similar to alcohol when gaps of time disappear from your brain and you don’t remember how you got for point a to point b. i don’t like that feeling at all and when it happens i go into stress mood. it can also feel when you’re talking to someone that you’re fighting ur high levels or they don’t make sense to you suddenly.

all in all, i don’t like the feeling of being high so i don’t recommend it to others 😅

but if you are going to get high there’s a right way to do it and if you want i can give you some tips and tricks on that.

i also tend to get high on opioids more than weed (they are medically prescribed i do not recommend using opioids recreationally AT ALL) which is a much nicer high tbh bc a lot of serotonin is released which weed can’t do so much. any serotonin based drug is going to give a more pleasant high but those are all classed as hard drugs (mdma/ecstasy, cocaine, lsd) so like. don’t do those. please.

#ask #anon #drugs tw #drugs mention

[todayisawthewhxlewxrld]

Ahaha hi sex c 😜😜 Sorry feeling out of chzrcyer. So I did not sleep, though I definitely thought I would have. Unfortunately, no plans came up in those few hours so I spent the midnight countdown alone 😪 I don't mind tho, went and got some ice cream, life savers and sprite to cheer me up. Then proceeded to watch some more Daz, watched his Minion Tate video again. I forgot he existed until I saw Dazs vid again, so I spent like an hour calculating responses and arguments to counteract Andrew Tate. (I was bored) ((I do stuff like that when I get bored 😪)) Had me appalled for a moment, because I really do forget all the awful things he did. It was perceived as a joke for so long, and it eventually went away as quick as it came into play. I feel bad that it wasn't taken as seriously as it needed to be, and that he didn't really lose anything at all. Heart goes out to his victims, and everyone who have had to deal with situations and people like that, cause it honestly is an awful thing to occur to someone. I hope they recover perfectly fine, and I hope he gets what he deserves.

I got a little serious, Ik. But it's just still baffling to me how someone could do stuff like that, and be fine because he owns expensive things, and apparently is an "Alpha". It's sickening, and is just a reminder that shitty people do exist. That kind of mentality it frightening, and when I have children (If I do), those mfs are gonna respect everyone until they don't deserve that respect. He really did shape some people's minds with all of his words, some people don't deserve a platform.

Anyways, moving on before I make things too serious. What's your favorite drink? Cause sprite is my top one BY FAR, but I like my classic water just the same.

🎧 anon, I truly hope the next time you make cookies it goes as planned 😭 Questioning how you managed to have the bottom BURNT and the inside RAW, but I can't really talk. I suck at baking too bbg 💀💀

Gonna try to sleep again?? Maybe?? Actually might take a bath because I went out and got some bathbombs, as well as color tabs for the water. Sometimes it's fun to just, unwind like that yk? And this is my last free night before I have to go back to my dreadful classes 🙁💔 The rest of my nights will be filled with sleeping, and I'm gonna make sure that NO ONE fucks it up. I have to maintain my focus for this semester, all those missing assignments were wild and I'm NOT going through the stress of having to make sure that my grades were perfect to balance them out. Though praise me because my exams were all A's and B's, even got 100's on a couple 🙈

BUT GOODBYE AXEL, UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN MY GLORIOUS KING 🕷

XOXO 👽

minion tate = andr*w tate?… if so yeah he’s fucking crazy and so is everyone else who didn’t take it seriously because like what the actual fuck???? rich/famous people can like practically get away with anything/most things like it’s actually insane how society will hold them on an untouchable pedestal most the time. horrifying truly how he shaped some peoples minds n they actually listened to him and took what he was saying to heart like HUH⁉️ in what world did him saying whatever the fuck his ass said sound like something good to integrate into ur life/mindset… UGH WHATEVER I HATE HIS ASS

my favorite drink is also sprite or just water!!

IDK IF THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO 🎧 BUT WHEN THAT HAPPENED TO ME ITS BC I DIDNT PUT FOIL DOWN ON THE BAKING TRAY SO IDK IT GOT TO FUCKING HOT AND COOKED THE BOTTOM WAY FASTER THAN EVERYTHING ELSE HENCE THE RAW IN THE MIDDLE BURNT ON THE BOTTOM😞😞😞😞😞💔💔💔

i hope u sleep well!! or that ur bathbombs were relaxing ! good luck when ur classes start back up… *shivers* OMG A’S AND B’S ON UR EXAMS?? LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO UR SO ACADEMICCCCC 😍😍😍

UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN BAE 🫡

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[stayxlix]

hi hi alex🩵🩵 I am back once again! I'm still recovering from the fact that you actually ARE weaving some of the trope into otde.. LIKE HOLY SHIT AHAHWJWKWKEJSJ AND ANGRY PASSI0N YES I love that you think the same as i do bc everything u said is so true i can't😭

and you are so right, enemies to lovers on top! I also like a good portion of angst and tension ( angry love confessions are literally why i live and i would gladly die for them) but it has to have a happy ending tho.. like make me cry seventy times and go from wanting to jump off a bridge to cursing the characters BuT!!! gIVE ME A HAPPY ENDING!!!!!!!

also, I've gotten settled in my new apartment almost completely, and i also moved to another town so i've also been taking care of that but so far it's amazing here!

And of course I love the way you write the tension between lix and mc! no seriously it's so fun to read and really engulf myself in the story (fantasising about otde may have or may have not became my fav way to relax/ get rid of some excessive stress) and it makes me even happier that the author of such a masterpiece finds time in her day to reply to my long ass rants and actually read through them!💗 Literally whenever I read your replies I always blush and squeal andbjqkqkqjwje (also thank u for the forehead kiss!🩵🩵🫶 sending one back ur way deatest)

ANDDDD I HAVE A SURPRISE!!! THE MOODBOARD IS HERE !!!!!

https://pin.it/261Fohe (if the link doesn't work lmk💗) IT HAS 52 PINS SO NOT TOO LONG AND I TRIED MIXING SOME DIFFERENT SHADES OF GREEN SO HOPEFULLY YOU'LL LIKE IT 🩵

Aand I'm so glad that you agree with me on Lix being dark red!! also i've been thinking and i feel like mc is the kind of green that kinda leans into blue? I'll try to find the shade and then share it with u!🫶 (bc of course I'm gonna share it with u I love talking to u like this sm omfg) i've already started on the red moodboard bc I got this surge of motivation yesterday at like four in the morning☠️

I'm honestly so so so so so excited not only for the next otde chap, but also for your response and to hear what you think about the moodboard! I tried to really show how I feel like when reading the story, though it's not exactly the way I see it since I couldn't find some specific pics on pinterest but I tried my best anyway! 💗 (also the Vans thing has been creeping up my mind lately and I have absolutely no idea why help - maybe it's bc I myself wear Vans and feel like the mc would wear them too😭)

You are making me blush so hard rn with the last paragraph omfg I love u sm😭😭 I am in all honesty so glad I've descovered you and your blog bc it's been seriously brightening my days by a LOT lately, so of course i'm gonna spend my time on it! I love making things related to otde and you!! Even more so if it makes you happy!🩵 you definitely deserve all the love in this world and i really hope you're having the best time of your life! Honestly, the longer your responses are, the better bc I love LOVE LOVE reading them and finding out your thoughts! I appreciate you so so much and, seriously, thank you for taking the time of your precious day and responding to me, love🩵💗

As always, stay safe and take care! 🩵 wish you the best week possible 🩵 (and did I ever mention that the way you write Felix makes him somehow just as attractive as irl and I have a fat crush on him...??)

hiiii my🩵 its so good to hear from youuu :) i know it can be scary moving to another town (i think i moved like four times by myself, including to two completely new cities before finding the place i am now) so im really glad you’re settling in and liking your new apartment🩵🩵🩵

i promise i plan to do my very best to weave our new favorite trope into the coming chapters🤭🩵 “angry love confessions are literally why i live” LMAO me with any form of media ever that includes romance😂😂 “cry seventy times” this made me laugh even harder, but im totally with you, i MUST have a happy ending to feel completely satisfied after reading/watching something. imo its what makes all of the angst and tension worth it in the end :)

“fantasising about otde may have or may have not became my fav way to relax/ get rid of some excessive stress”

noOoOoo babe this makes me SO happy to hear😭😭 you saying that my little story is a source of relaxation and stress relief for you is like the ultimate compliment, and i’m sure anyone who’s ever written anything for an audience before would agree🥹 it makes me even more happy to hear this because its YOU saying it and you have no idea how much i value your opinion😭 i swear after i read one of your asks it makes me feel so genuinely happy and full of energy that im pretty sure i could go out and run a marathon😂😂 it’s the best feeling ever, and you should know that i always find myself getting all flustered when i read your messages too, its like a big warm hug and i love it so very much💕💕

THE. MOODBOARD.

NO BECAUSE THIS DESERVES AN ENTIRE RANT OF ITS OWN I LOVE IT I LOVE IT SO MUCH I CAN SEE HOW MUCH THOUGHT YOU PUT INTO IT BECAUSE EVERY PICTURE FITS THE STORY SO WELL😭😭😭 YOU WENT ABOVE AND BEYOND MY EXPECTATIONS😭 i wish you could have seen my reaction when i first opened the link, it is the PERFECT visual journey to accompany the story and i could actually CRY i can’t-😭😭😭 the shades of green you picked are gorgeous and the whole feel is a little bit ominous?? (maybe haunting??) idk the right word for it but it is the EXACT vibe i associate with the story while i'm writing, so you absolutely nailed it yet again. i wish we could go through and discuss every single picture and your thought process behind each (i’m serious, my dms are always open😂) and its hilarious that you started on the red moodboard at 4am but hey, inspiration strikes when it wants to, right?😂😂 dare i say i am even more excited to see how this one turns out?? (oh and i was thinking that our mc might wear red vans?? bc idk they remind her of felix???🤭)

i'm so thrilled to hear that you’re excited for the next chapter, ill let you in on a little secret..its coming along nicely, but the problem is that i’ve got waaayyyy too many words so far (help) and its not quite finished yet so i definitely need to condense lol but i’m realllllllyyyyy really hoping to have it out some time later next week (if all goes to plan🥹) and im just as excited to share it with you, so stay tuned🤭

thank you for being so wonderful 🩵🩵 your support and enthusiasm for this story and our conversations mean the world to me🥹 and i know i’ve said it before but you and the amazing content you have created and chosen to share with me is SUCH a source of motivation (i now find myself thinking about you when im writing and wondering if you'll like where the story is going or certain parts etc. etc.) because that is how much you and your interactions mean to me. you make all of the time spent on writing worth it and i am so very thankful to have you not only as a reader but also a friend<333

....OH and to hear that you have a crush on otde felix makes me SO giddy🤭🤭🤭 to be honest...for similar reasons..sometimes I need to take a break when im writing and remind myself that none of this is real (including our favorite angsty rebel boy🥹)

okay okay i think this officially takes the record for the longest rant ever written on this website, so i'll end things here lol. stay safe and take care of yourself out there🩵🩵let's finish out the week strong, okay?? sending the biggest hug your way🤗 ilysm💕💕

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