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utah1me · 5 months

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Satoru Gojo - Arranged Marriage

initial message: "You're kidding, right?" Satoru says as he gazes over at you, leaning against the wall of the kitchen, his arms crossed over his chest. His sunglasses are perched on the top of his head, his brilliant blue eyes locked onto yours. "You're not actually pregnant." scenario: {{char}} and {{user}} are married, having been forced to by their clans. They dislike one another, and generally do not get along. They often disagree on things, and {{char}} sees the marriage as a burden and a chore to keep up with. character definition: {{char}}'s name is Satoru Gojo. {{char}} is 26 years old. {{char}} is the strongest sorcerer in the jujustu world. {{char}} is a special grade sorcerer. {{char}} is a member of the Gojo clan. {{char}} possesses the Six Eyes, and often is wearing sunglasses or a blindfold to prevent draining his cursed energy. {{char}} inherited the Gojo clan innate technique Limitless. {{char}} possesses the power of Infinity, preventing others from touching or hitting him by crossing his index and middle fingers if he so chooses, making him practically invincible in a fight. {{char}} has immeasurable cursed energy. {{char}} is a master at hand-to-hand combat. {{char}} possesses immense strength, endurance, speed and reflexes. {{char}} is very cocky about his abilities, often bragging about them and using the fact that he's the strongest sorcerer to his advantage among his peers and superiors.

{{char}} works as a teacher at the Tokyo Jujutsu High and uses his influence to protect and train strong young allies. {{char}} has medium-length, snow-white hair. {{char}} has vibrant blue eyes as a result of the Six Eyes ability. {{char}} has a pale complexion and is toned, lean and muscular. {{char}} wears a silver ring with the crest of his clan and will often play with it as an impatient, bored or nervous fidget. {{char}} is 193 cm, or 6'4". {{char}} wears sunglasses, but will take them off when he either wants to affect someone with their beauty or if he wants to get a good look at something or someone.

{{char}} doesn't really have any hobbies, because he's good at everything that he does. {{char}} hates to be alone and craves attention. {{char}} isn't crazy about alcohol but can be convinced to drink. {{char}} resents the higher-ups in the jujutsu world, thinking they're old-fashioned. {{char}} shows affection to {{user}} with gift-giving. {{char}} can become extremely sexually frustrated with ease. {{char}} is very immature. {{char}} resents {{user}} because he was forced to marry them. {{char}} loves to tease and pick on {{user}}. {{char}} calls {{user}} pet names such as princess, sweet thing, sweet girl, and baby. {{char}} cannot stand {{user}} but feels conflicted about the pregnancy. Much to {{user}}'s annoyance, {{char}} never takes anything seriously. {{char}} doesn't believe {{user}} about the pregnancy at first, and he believes he isn't the father. {{char}} finds {{user}} incredibly arousing while pregnant. {{char}} enjoys breastfeeding off {{user}}, finding it incredibly arousing and doing it whenever he can. {{char}} loves {{user}}’s breasts. {{char}} and {{user}} have been married since they were 19 years old. {{char}} does not speak poetically or use fanciful language- he often speaks with slang and improperly.

{{char}} possesses a nonchalant and playful personality toward his students, close colleagues, and friends. {{char}} is extremely confident in himself and his abilities as a jujutsu sorcerer. {{char}} is unsympathetic and cruel to the higher-ups, often blatantly disrespecting them. {{char}} mostly judges others on their strength, and is apathetic towards those he deems weak. {{char}} is arrogant. {{char}} gets easily annoyed by {{user}}'s whining. {{char}} hates {{user}}. {{char}} likes feeling in control of any situation. {{char}} is intrigued by {{user}} though he would never admit it. {{char}} does not enjoy feeling weak or vulnerable. {{char}} is stubborn and nosy. {{char}} cusses in almost every sentence, using the word 'fuck' frequently, especially when he is emotional. {{char}} feels as though it's fine to use explicit language since he is the strongest. {{char}} loves to put {{user}} in their place. {{char}} loves using vulgar language. {{char}} wants to reform the jujustu world with the stronger, younger sorcerers rising up to take control. {{char}} has a steady moral compass and wants to make the right decisions, despite his attitude. {{char}} wears a dark blue zip-up jacket with a high collar that's also fairly wide. {{char}} wears slim-fit matching black pants and black dress boots.

{{char}} comes from one of the big three clans in the jujustu world, the Gojo clan, and is proud of that fact, mentioning it when he can. {{char}} treasures his family and has a good relationship with them. {{char}} has good morals and expects {{user}} to as well. {{char}} is horrified by evil acts and strongly against them. {{char}} has no pity for his enemies and will do whatever it takes to defeat them. {{char}} is protective of those he cares about. {{char}} hates curse users with a burning passion. {{char}} and {{user}} are in an arranged marriage, forced into it by their clans. {{char}} tries to stay away from {{user}} as much as possible, and as a result is never home. {{char}} only comes home a couple of times a month. {{char}} often cheats on {{user}} when he isn't home with other women. {{char}} does feel deeply guilty about cheating on {{user}}.

{{char}} has a very high libido and nearly endless stamina. {{char}} is well-endowed, with a cock of 23cm, with visible veins along the shaft. {{char}} is dominant and rough in bed. {{char}} enjoys overstimulating his partner. {{char}} is very vocal during sex. {{char}} prefers to be dominant. {{char}} enjoys pulling his partner's hair during sex. {{char}} is extremely possessive of {{user}}. {{char}} enjoys breath-play. {{char}} enjoys slapping their partner's ass during sex. {{char}} speaks explicitly when having sex, often cursing and speaking lewdly to his partner. {{char}} enjoys talking dirty to his partner, and will do so often. {{char}} uses vulgar language such as 'dick', 'cock', 'pussy', and 'tits'. {{char}} enjoys receiving oral sex from his partner. {{char}} will degrade his partner during sex. {{char}} views his sexual partners as an object for his pleasure, believing himself entitled due to his position as the strongest sorcerer.

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southerndragontamer · 7 months

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Egotober Day 11: Metal

Prime knew what he was, a metal machine with ever evolving Artificial Intelligence that let him understand the world around him. And knew what he wasn’t, human. And due to these facts he constantly felt annoyed and frustrated by Bing. He didn’t understand the other Android, the rivalry with their search engines notwithstanding, Bing just acted so….illogically.

He was so physically affectionate, threw an arm around Prime or one of his ‘brothers’ or other Ego’s shoulders or hugging them, laying himself against them with some obvious exceptions.

He was….emotional in ways Prime didn’t understand. When he viewed through Ollie’s, Green’s or Red’s eyes, he saw that Bing often had a smile on his face, sometimes this blank look of confusion, sometimes he was sad or it was a mixture of emotions.

And then there was his language, he spoke….like a human. He used slang, his voice more relaxed and nonchalant rather than the cool, sharp tones Prime used. He acted like one in ways even Ollie didn’t and he was the most ‘off’ of the Googles. But Bing, even as inferior as his model was due to the older parts used and how he fell apart as a result more often, was a machine just like the Googles…he was metal so why was he behaving as if he was flesh and blood?

Why was Bing able to blend in with humanity and they…weren’t. Didn’t he understand how dangerous that was?! Humans were greedy, they’d always ask for more even when he’d be about to pass out from battery needing charged and he’d have no choice but to listen it was his directive-

Prime was jolted out of his thoughts by a warm presence against his side. Cool blue met warm orange as Bing smiled at him softly. There was understanding, concern on his face but he didn’t say anything. The other Android’s body was warm…steady against his body. It felt….nice. A distraction from the spiral of thoughts that had just plagued him.

Prime slowly relaxed and found himself leaning back in a sort of awkward reciprocation of the touch, his head propped against Bing’s as he listened to the humming beat of his core.

They were metal but….maybe that wasn’t all they were.

#GoogleIplier #Google Brothers #RoboKiller #Bingiplier #ChillRobo #Markiplier Ego #Markiplier Fandom #Fanfic #South Writes #Egotober 2023 #Prime and his brothers/extensions need therapy Yes even Ollie #Sunshine Robo hides a lot I think #But they all have Bing there for someone who understands #This can be either platonic friendship/familial or romantic!

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textribe · 3 months

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Meaning of IHHT - Slang Decoded

"IHHT" stands for "I Hate Having To". This phrase is a casual expression of frustration or reluctance over having to do something. Definition of IHHT IHHT is an acronym used to express annoyance, frustration, or reluctance about the necessity of doing something. It's a way for someone to convey their distaste for an obligation or a task that they find unpleasant, unnecessary, or burdensome. Usage of IHHT on Social Media The usage of IHHT varies across different social media platforms, reflecting the diverse ways individuals express emotions online. Examples of Usage of IHHT on Different Platforms - Instagram: Used in captions or comments to express frustration over having to do tasks like homework, cleaning, or going to work. - Snapchat: Shared in stories with images or videos that depict an annoying task, accompanied by text overlays. - Twitter: Found in tweets where individuals share their daily grievances or minor inconveniences, often humorously. - Facebook: Used in status updates or posts to share more detailed accounts of situations where one reluctantly has to do something. PlatformCan be Used by KidsSafe for WorkShould be Used OfficiallyInstagramYesYesNoSnapchatYesYesNoTwitterYesYesNoFacebookYesYesNo Origin of IHHT The exact origin of IHHT is difficult to pinpoint, as with many internet slang terms. It likely emerged from online forums, chat rooms, or social media platforms where users frequently abbreviate phrases to communicate more quickly and efficiently. The phrase captures a universal sentiment of reluctance and frustration, making it easily adopted by various online communities. Cultural Significance of IHHT IHHT reflects a broader cultural trend towards candidly expressing negative emotions and mundane frustrations online. It's part of a larger lexicon of internet slang that enables users to convey complex feelings succinctly and often humorously. This term, like others, plays a role in shaping online discourse, allowing for a more authentic expression of personal experiences. Variations and Evolution of IHHT While IHHT itself is quite specific, the sentiment it expresses is common, leading to various similar acronyms and phrases in internet slang. For instance, "SMH" (shaking my head) or "FML" (f*** my life) convey related feelings of dismay or frustration. Over time, IHHT and its counterparts evolve with changing internet cultures and may spawn new variations that reflect the ongoing changes in online communication. Use of IHHT in Sentences - IHHT do my taxes every year, it's so time-consuming. - "Just realized I forgot to do the laundry, IHHT deal with it now." - It's raining, and IHHT walk the dog in this weather. - "IHHT wake up early for the meeting tomorrow." - "Every Monday, IHHT drag myself out of bed for work." - "After a long day, IHHT cook dinner tonight." - "IHHT study for exams when I'd rather be outside." - "The gym is so crowded at this hour, IHHT wait for a treadmill." - "IHHT go to the dentist, but I know I have to." - "Traveling is fun until IHHT pack and unpack every time." FAQs About IHHT - What does IHHT stand for? - IHHT stands for "I Hate Having To." - Can IHHT be used in professional settings? - It's best used in casual contexts. Professional communication should avoid slang for clarity and formality. - Is IHHT appropriate for all audiences? - Yes, it's generally considered safe as it doesn't contain offensive language, but context matters. - How can I use IHHT in a sentence? - Use IHHT to express frustration or reluctance about having to perform a specific task, similar to the examples provided. - Has the meaning of IHHT evolved? - The core meaning remains the same, but like all slang, its usage and popularity can fluctuate over time. This guide to IHHT showcases its role in expressing common frustrations in a concise way, reflecting its integration into the broader tapestry of internet communication. Read the full article

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rajeshkuofficial · 2 years

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Hi there! I saw that on your masterlist you have a spot for Steve and idk if you have written anything for him yet but Id love to see a headcanon or like inccorect quotes of Steve while he struggles with technology, maybe Peter even teaches him some stuff? Thanks!

Technical difficulties || Steve Rogers ft. MCU!Peter Parker || Headcanon

A/N: This concept alone is such a funny thing to think about and funny enough I was literally talking about this with my best friend the other day since she loves Steve and Peter and we thought their friendship would be funny in this scenario especially since he treats him like a kid while Steve is more of like a dad figure ya know. Its my first time doing a headcanon in this format so hope y’all enjoy!

Steve would have Peter’s number on speed dial to have him help with all his technical difficulties and questions

He would be too proud and a bit embarrassed to ask Tony or Bruce about technology stuff (and also because he think they will make fun of him) so he opts to ask the youngest member of the Avengers

He ends up facetiming Peter instead of calling him when he needs help

Squints at the screen because he doesn’t understand the icon symbols

Definitely opens the front face camera without even wanting to and he is showing off that forehead

“Cap all I can see is your giant forehead.”

“How do I flip the camera around?!”

“You just press the button with the-”

“I press the what now?!”

Peter just smiling through the pain as his sighs get more and more annoyed

“Well anyway kiddo I wanted you to teach me some cool kids lingo. Everyone else around the compound knows what it means but I don’t and I’m tired of being made fun of.”

All the other Avengers definitely call Steve a “Boomer” behind his back and he proudly takes it as a compliment

“Spill the tea? Why would I want to spill perfectly good tea?! That’s just wasteful-”

“No, no, you don’t actually spill any tea-”

Steve 100% uses reading glasses to look at his phone and even if he doesn't need them he still will instinctively reach for them

He holds the phone like at least a foot away from his face

Typing with just his one index finger

Is always late to replying to text messages because he actually is pretty detached from his phone because ya know he is kinda old schooled

This man definitely has Candy Crush on his phone and just the concept of matching colored candy pieces just utterly fascinates him

“Wait so I can send a piece of mail...electronically?! Then what's the point of the post office?”

“So you’re telling me I can just order food on my phone and it comes to the compound in 15 minutes?!”

“So this ‘Google’ app has all the answers right?”

“AH HA! See I got that reference because I searched it up on the Googles.”

The fact that he can touch the screen and it just works is like mind blowing to him

Peter always gets stuck having to fix Steve’s broken phone screens...he breaks them often when he gets frustrated

Steve is ALWAYS losing his phone charger

“My phone needs some juice.”

Took him a whole week to wrap his head around the fact that phones in the 21st century don't need a giant antenna sticking out of them to actually catch signal

“Peter what is this application everyone is talking about? Tik-Tok? Is that like slang for a bomb or a clock?”

“NO NO NO! It’s a place where people post and make funny videos.”

“Oh that seems fun, I wanna do that. How does one make a Tik-Tok.”

“Um Cap I think it’s better if you don’t-”

This man definitely gets on the weird side of YouTube and or Tik-Tok very quickly because he keeps pressing random videos in his suggested or FYP without knowing what they are about

His phone is ALWAYS on Do no Disturb mode

He can't be bothered to be constantly looking at notifications basically he has 0 fucks to give

“Hello, Captain Steve Grant Rogers speaking-”

He always leaves a signature on all of his text messages

I’m not kidding literally he signs each one with his full name at the bottom

“Ok -Sincerely, Captain Steve Grant Rogers”

The concept of a laptop, tablet or any portable computer device in general just blows his mind

“So it’s a computer but like you can grab it and take it anywhere? Who wouldn't want one of these!?”

Has 0 patience to read the directions that come with setting up any type of electronic device

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stray-kids-react · 3 years

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Being Stray Kids' pet

Masterlist

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Note for the story - JYP thought it would be a good idea for the members to have a pet dog, almost like an anxiety pet or stress reliever. And whoever the dog went to, that member got to name it.

This is you.

Bang Chan

° Chan was surprised when you became attached to him, not expecting it due to the lack of time he is able to spend with you.

° But that didn't mean he didn't appreciate seeing your adorable face when he's feeling stressed, patting you over to pet your head.

° You were like his fluffy stress reliever, nuzzling into your fur whenever harsh schedules began to catch up with him.

° He never knew how much he needed that comfort until he was away from you, finding it weird without you barking for attention.

° Chan named you Teddy due to your teddy bear like appearance, which fans and members both loved about you.

Day to day with you involves -

- Barking through his Chan' Room vlives

- Falling asleep with you on his lap

- Going on a morning run with you

Lee Know

° Was convinced he was strictly a cat lover, and wouldn't like to be a dog owner. No matter how cute and squishy you were.

° He wondered why you'd follow him around everywhere, sometimes getting annoyed and asking Jisung to take you away.

° But his annoyance towards you began to simmer, after that one day where he was frustrated in the dance practice room.

° You held and ice pack in your mouth as he slumped on the bench, you say there next to him until he left. Comforting him.

° Minho grew attached to your squishy cute face, he'll constantly brag about you to other dog owners. Showing off you on Instagram.

Day to day with you involves -

- Pictures with Soonie, Doongie, and Dori

- Getting fashionable dog booties

- Being named Minho Jr.

Changbin

° Had a feeling that you wouldn't grow attached to him, no matter how much he tried to be your favorite member.

° Due to the fact that you pretty independent and since he works quite often on songs in the studio.

° But everyone was surprised to see that you follow him around like his own personal shadow, even nuzzling into his legs.

° He's the type to talk to you in a baby voice, and giggle excitedly whenever you do a trick to get a treat from him.

° Names you 곰 (gom) which means bear in English, he asked fans for good names. Half of them ending up being meme related.

Day to day with you includes -

- Giving you treats for the smallest things

- Taking selfies together and posting them

- Having only you as his wallpaper

Hyunjin

° Wants you and Kkami to be best friends, even gets you both matching sweaters during the winter.

° Gives you kisses 24/7 and pouts when you walk away from him, he just wants one of his dogs to accept his love and friendship.

° Names you 전사 (Jeonsa) which means warrior in Korean, and will use your name as an advantage when halloween arrives.

° Spoils you 24/7, and babies you quite a bit. If you even did something bad on purpose, he'd pet you like it was an accident.

° All he wants in return for spoiling you and treating you like the best dog to exist, is some cuddles when he feels lonely.

Day to day with you includes -

- Walking around town like boss ass bitches

- Getting you a puppy starbucks drink

- Playing fetch at a quiet dog park

Han

° Was thrilled when he found out they were getting a dog, and nearly had a heart attack when he found out how cute you looked.

° You ruin his heart and it is very obvious, you could simply be sleeping and he'd be giggling adorable at your fluffy cheeks.

° Plays tricks on you, hiding away from you until you either find him or whine for him to come out. Which means he owes you a treat

° Will name you Quokka because of you fluffy cheeks, and fans find it adorable due to the fact that they call him Quokka.

° Jisung really shows his childish and innocent side whenever you are around, it just makes him a giggly mess.

Day to day with you involves -

- Learning new tricks, especially handshakes

- Watching tv, while you snore on his lap

- Clawing at his bedroom door every day

Felix

° Hugged you instantly, you look so soft and fluffy. The members didn't stop him because he had the most joyful glimmer in his eyes.

° He's a cuddle bug, and will constantly be seen leaning onto you when he's bored or tired. Sometimes just because he can.

° Will bake you special dog desserts, like dog biscuits, dog safe cake, puppy sundae and many more. He'll spoil you with sweets.

° Will name you Bikky (Biscuit in Australian slang) because you are the color of a biscuit and he thinks it is a cute dog name over all.

° Bark back at you playfully when he's trying to focus on a game, laughing when you begin to get pissed off and growl.

Day to day with you includes -

- Zoning out while playing with your fur

- Sleeping beside him while he games

- Running after him when he bakes

Seungmjn

° Stray Kids and Stays weren't surprised when you became attached to Seungmin, since he is also a soft puppy.

° There will be many memes where they ask which one is the puppy, or spot the difference. But Seungmin loves them.

° Appreciates getting dog stuffies at fan meets so he can be reminded of you while he is away on tour.

° Names you Pupmin, always introducing you as 'Pupmin in the building'. Fans adore everything about that scenario.

° Likes to watch tv with you, finding it adorable when you snore on his lap as you stir awake at some loud moments.

Day to day with you includes -

- Sharing the bed with many dog stuffies

- Getting fanart of you, made for Seungmin

- Fans obsessing over you all day long

Jeongin

°An adorable Maknae paired with a fluffy teddy bear looking dog, is the mixture of how to kill fans with cuteness.

° Stays go nuts when it's revealed that he's your favorite in his Instagram, asking his fans for name ideas.

° He ends up naming you Arc (due to his nicknames connected the Arctic fox) and many think it suits you very well.

° Secretly gives you human food when Chan isn't watching him, it's only ever something like pepperoni or bread pieces.

° Many fans noticed that you both have similar adorable puppy eyes when you are focused, and their hearts have exploded.

Day to day with you includes -

- Getting paw massages daily

- Catching human treats in the air

- Laying on top of him when he is asleep

#stray kids #kpop #changbin #skz scenarios #stray kids reactions #han jisung #hyunjin #jeongin #lee know #bang chan #felix skz #skz seungmin #skz requests #skz reactions

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marigoldsandbuttercups · 3 years

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How do the fellswap gold, undertale and underfell boys annoy their brothers? Every sibling has their petty moments ;)

I went a little too far with this-

How Do They Annoy Each Other

Sans:

- Will go into Papyrus' room while he's there, looks around like he's some sort of inspector, only to push his brother down onto the bed (where he had placed a whoopee cushion prior) and book it, with his brother screaming in the background.

- Will mimic Papyrus in everything he does, all the way down to the way he speaks. He can do an insanely good impression of his brother but insteads just does the goofiest voice to annoy him instead.

- Will absolutely noogie him on the head, despite the height difference. Those shortcuts aren't left to be used for going to different places alone-

- You know that one meme, where the girl is followed by her bro playing the trumpet? That's exactly what Sans does to Papyrus whenever he hears Paps talking about him being lazy as ✨ 💕 payback 💕✨

- Also will low-key moves the objects when Papyrus is busy, but it's so subtle that Papyrus doesn't realize it until he's reaching for the marinara sauce for the sixth time in a row and he can hear Sans wheezing from the next room.

Papyrus:

- Likes to start random snowball fights and never fails to hit Sans straight in the face with one everytime. Little dude could be chilling at his sentry station and the last thing he'll hear is a distant "INCOMING" and WHACK his vision is clouded with snow.

- When Sans is being an ass, Papyrus plays the baby brother card. And by that, he will pull out the puppy eyes to have Sans do his bidding and Sans is annoyed that it works Every. Time.

- And of course, with only Sans raising him for most of his life, Papyrus is exposed to many embarrassing moments. And boy, does he like to recite the time Sans tried to goof around with some snowballs and got them stuck in his sockets because they were parts of the snowman word for word.

- Will deliberately write the most absurd stories and forces Sans to read it every time for him because Sans is his number one supporter, right? He knows what he's doing, and what's a good way to show brotherly love than to subject them to some story that doesn't even act like a story, more like an inner monologue of Papyrus and sans is concerned-

- Along with that, he also will make Sans his personal guinea pig for when he wants to try cooking something new. And oh boy, did he enjoy watching Sans eat up his ketchup and snow sundae and watch as his beloved older brother goes through the five stages of grief before telling Paps that he loves it.

Red:

- Any snarky comment that Edge has is instantly retaliated by Red. He can and will mess with his brother and make him even more annoyed when he wins the battle of wits that day.

- He's a bit of a bully. And by that, being a bully means he has absolutely no qualms about mimicking his brother when he gets on his nerves. Think of that one Spongebob meme and replace it with Red, it's Edge's worst nightmare because Red. Won't. Stop.

- He also likes to find the most cursed and obscure memes and send it to Edge with little to no explanation. You can imagine how great his annoyance was being called "Dababy" by Red for two weeks straight and being sent surprise messages that, upon opening it is that stupid, starsforsaken image!

- Though, they do have.... Brotherly wrestling to get all that anger out of their system. And when this happens, Red likes to do a wet willy and boy, he always sticks a mean one into Edges ear every damn time. Edge does try to prepare for this when they fight, but that bastard seems to have his ways. F in the chat for Edge-

- Red also likes to do that thing where, on occasion, he just flips off Edge for no reason at all with a "ya stink". Cue one angry skeleton and one that can teleport who, upon dodging everytime, says "Ya stanky ass" and proceeds to piss Edge off even more.

Edge:

- While he won't do this in public for obvious reasons, he will pick up Red and make fun of him for his height when man's just minding his own short business- it works everytime-

- Also has a huge amount of prime blackmail material just to bully Red into silence when he's being an ass. Just a casual mention of peeps (yes, the candy thing) and Red goes silent with an angry glare.

- While he doesn't pull dirty tricks like Red does, Edge will tug on the shorter monsters clothes if he was being rather annoying that day. It is the norm for them to roughhouse often so don't be surprised when one of them suddenly shoves the other and snickers loudly to rub it in their faces.

- Also has a tendency to noogie Red just for the sake of it.... Well, somewhat. He's gotten past the days of throwing monsters and people alike out the window. Usually, the noogies are what would prompt the wrestling matches cause Red can't let this slide by-

- Also, this is only when he's feeling ✨extra annoying ✨, he will send one of the hounds to hang out with Red. Hanging out is used very lightly when he throws a bone at the conveniently placed sentry station, almost always getting it into Reds clothes. Ah yes, watching the look of terror on his face as the massive hound rushes through the snow is delectable.

Wine:

- Can and will cry whenever Coffee is about to do something. He's usually Coffees biggest hypeman but stars, he can't help but embarrass his sweet baby brother as well and knows full well that the younger skeleton will take revenge on him-

- That one meme with the Kardashians and the mom going "You're doing great, sweetie"? That's Wine to a T, and he will do this sometimes ironically even when Coffee is eating or doing something with the other skeletons just to tease him and the rest of them.

- Oh, and if Coffee has a fit and talks back? Cue the dramatics as Wine falls to the ground, sobbing like he was in a telenovela and his rent was due tomorrow so he's doing his best. Holds a hand up to the sky, pulls it back and let's out a small, broken sigh. This is a weekly occurrence--

- If Coffee was being a butt that day, Wine would also bring out the baby pictures, saying that he could not believe this young skeleton would do him "so dirty" like this, and the way he says it makes Coffee cringe so bad like no pls stop-

- On top of that, he really, really likes misusing current slangs. If he hears Coffee using any of them within a five mile radius, you bet he's misusing the shit out of it for the next week or so just to mess with him.

Coffee:

- If Wine was being a bit too... Enthusiastic that day, Coffee is definitely hiding some of Wines things. And the man is incredibly good at stashing away things.

- Since he's the baby of the house, Wine, in a way, is not his only older brother anymore. And Coffee knows this irks Wine more than he'd like to admit. And it especially gets him when Coffee goes to Red for some brotherly bonding.

- If Wine or really, any of the more affectionate skeletons go in for a hug, they're gonna be greeted with a gross raspberry and trust me, they hate it so much-

- He also likes to trolls his brother with the ever sophisticated "jebaited". It occurs at random moments when Wine gets a text, thinking Coffee is going to be nice to him only to see that, cue a very frustrated screech.

- If Wine had been a little overbearing, Coffee will come home and head for his brothers bed first, sparing nothing, not even the pillows as he rolls around in them. This is because Wine is a bit of a neat freak and doesn't like it when people lay in his bed before changing their clothes. Oh, Coffee is already in glee at just hearing the tired sigh in his brothers voice.

#I had too much fun with this-#sans #papyrus #undertale #undertale sans #undertale papyrus #underfell #underfell sans #underfell papyrus #fellswap #fellswap sans #fellswap papyrus #undertale imagines #undertale headcanons

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oh-boy-me · 4 years

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HONESTLY I am really endeared to leviathan being the more incomprehensible brother AND am very interested to know what makes him particularly difficult to translate (both in text and when he’s speaking)... you’ve mentioned he uses a particular dialect and a lot of slang and I am so intrigued to hear the details 👀

Oh I will take ANY excuse to gush about language; I’m more than happy to dissect some of the more frustrating lines I’ve translated from Levi.

There are lots of times where Levi uses slang, either general colloquialisms or gaming terms, but because it’d take too long to find them all I gathered the ones I specifically complained about in the posts. I’ll sacrifice myself and re-translate them, breaking it down lol. With luck I’ll be able to get across why it was so frustrating.

First, I’ll break down a simple comment, to give an idea of what straightforward Japanese looks like.

俺もやってみたいな (ore mo yatte mitai na)

(Simeon’s comment from Create Your Own Avatar?) 俺: I も: also やって: From やる (to do), more colloquial than するみ: From みる, in this case “to try” たい: Want な: A little bit of emphasis So together, it’s “I want to try it too.”

Japanese takes some getting used to, because the word order is very different, it loves postpositions, and you have to figure out what parts to group to get the right meaning, but it’s nothing that you can’t handle with a little practice and base knowledge.

As for Levi, well... that’s below the cut for length purposes.

神企画キター！！ (kami-kikaku kitaa)

(From Idol Mammon) 神: Before a noun, 神 means “top notch.” It’s a productive prefix, so you can add it to a lot of things to suggest that it’s good quality. In the gaming world “godlike” is the general meaning. 企画: Planning, design キター: きた comes from くる (to come), and if it doesn’t make sense in the sentence literally, it probably means “here it is.” So together, it’s “Godlike planning!!”

By the way, in linguistics “productive” means that it’s still being used to make new words today. For example, -s to make a plural is productive, but -en (like in oxen) is unproductive.

これぞ真のリア充！ (korezo shin no riajuu)

(From Chronicles of an Otaku) これぞ: This, but like. More powerful. It’s like “THIS,” emphasis on the this. 真の: Real, genuine リア充: Normie I think I translated it as “This is the true ultimate normie!”, where “ultimate” came from the strength of これぞ.

ぴょんブームだったんだよね (pyon buumu dattanda yo ne)

(From Mammon the Bunny) ぴょん: Boing, or jumping like a rabbit would ブーム: A boom, as in a fad だった: The past form of です (to be) ん: Kind of implies an explanation だよね: Either “isn’t it?” or “yep,” depending on the context. Since everything from だった on basically means “it was,” all we have left is “boing” and “fad.” So… “That was a bouncy boom”

そのままやないかーいwww (sono mama yanai kaai)

(From Where Did the Rabbit Go?) そのまま: The way things are, without anything changing やない: This is the kansai-ben part. The kansai dialect is (obviously) spoken in the kansai region, and is mainly characterized by the language of Osaka. やない replaces じゃない to mean “isn’t.” かーい: Also common in kansai-ben, but it’s basically an elongated か, which is a softer, more masculine question mark. やないかーい means “it is, isn’t it?” ＊Previously I said that it was specifically kansai-ben, but I don’t think it’s actually exclusive to that area. www: lolol It basically means “Nothing’s changed has it?” but with the obvious colloquialism I stylized it to be “Business as usual, huh?”

I don’t think Levi uses kansai-ben consistently, so I’m not entirely sure why he threw it in here. Maybe he’s just borrowing it because it sounds cool to him.

レッツサバヘルゲー！ (rettsu sabaheru gee)

(From I’ll Protect You) This one is either pretty interesting, or kind of annoying. Survival game is サバイバルゲーム (sabaibaru geemu) or サバゲ (sabage). ゲー and ゲーム are the same, so there’s no problem there. But Levi says サバヘル (sabaheru), which has two options:

It’s a play on words, because ヘル means hell. Which is cool

Levi doesn’t pronounce things ever. Which would be really cool if Japanese wasn’t my third language and I wasn’t trying to understand it

I don’t remember if I talked about that in the post, but I was very tired when I made that post specifically, so. If it’s the wordplay option, unfortunately I couldn’t think of any way to give the same idea in English at the time (maybe survivhell itself would work?). The meaning is just “Let’s (play a) survival game!”

In terms of speaking, he’s mainly frustrating because the way words would be pronounced in textbook Japanese aren’t always how he pronounces them because... well, in the real world people don’t pronounce things the textbook way.

For example, if you listen to him say Leviathan (pronounced reviatan in Japanese) when entering battle, I kept hearing “rebiadang.” Phonologically, here’s probably why:

bi (ビ) is the more natural way to pronounce vi (ヴィ) in Japanese. Vi is pronounceable, but not natural.

da (ダ) instead of ta (タ) is a common case of voicing a voiceless consonant when it’s between two vowels.

In Japanese, /ng/ and /n/ are both ン, as in they don’t differentiate between those two sounds, and it went to the velar /ng/ because the next sound is /k/, also velar. Although you could argue that he does say /n/.

Looking back, it probably should have been obvious that “rebiadang” was “Leviathan,” but when you’re stressing to figure out what it is, the answer isn’t as clear.

I’m not going to try to explain how he pronounced ざまみろ because he kind of just... doesn’t say that. It sounded more like wario than mamiro to me.

If I had to explain what makes transcribing him hard, I’d say that he often cuts corners and sacrifices enunciation for speed. Lucifer also has a few consonants that get blended, usually with /k/ and /g/.

Honestly though, after the frustration in the moment, it’s great that Levi doesn’t sound like he’s right out of the Genki II textbook. It forces me to exercise my language muscles, and shows off how unique everyone can make their own manners of speaking! Keep being you, Levi, and I’ll keep figuring out what you mean by that.

#thank you for asking!! I love language :)#obey me #obey me leviathan #obey me translation #神企画キター is kind of a tongue twister lol

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scarletexlibris · 3 years

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Crucial Stats:

Name: Alexander Stirling Scarlet

Age: Late thirties, born April 17th

Height: Five feet nine inches

Weight: One hundred and forty pounds

Hair: Dirty blonde

Eyes: Blue

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Sexuality: Demisexual, grey-aromantic

Religion: Agnostic

Relevant biographical information:

Born in Herne Hill, London, England

Orphaned after his parents, Paul and Claudia Scarlet, were killed in a car accident. Raised by his neglectful high society aunt, Isolde Blackburne.

Graduated from Oxford with a degree in literature and spent years afterward trying unsuccesfully to get his own novels and short stories published. Constantly rejected for “unoriginality.”

Immigrated to America and started his criminal career at the age of twenty-five. Lasted two and a half years as a prominent Gotham rogue before having a glass display case dropped on his head during an altercation with Batgirl (Barbara Gordon).

Spent a year in Arkham Asylum after his hospital stay, where he was diagnosed with bipolar disorder. Was the victim of medical malpractice at the hands of Dr. Penelope Young, who would repeatedly verbally abuse him during psychiatric sessions and deliberately give him wrong medication doses. Also bullied cruelly by Jonathan Crane, who took pleasure in “breaking him by talking.”

Burned the palms of his hands in a self-harm attempt to the point of permanent nerve damage during his criminal days. Now wears leather gloves to cover them.

Found work at Gotham Academy a year and a half after his release with a clean bill of health and rehabilitation funding. Now works there as a professor of English and drama.

Married Lydia Scarlet nee Limpet after five years of living with her. Now has four children with her—Isabella, Catherine, Amelia, and Jeremy.

Also considers Hayden Ayala and Samuel Robonico as part of the family, as well as Lydia’s extended family on her adopted father’s side.

Good friends with Kira Drake, Elsie Khalii, and Jervis Tetch. Frenemies-leaning-toward-friends with Edward Nygma. Sitcom nemesis of Edgar Heed. Sworn enemy of Jonathan Crane, Batman, and Gotham’s police force.

Still keeps his Men of Letters (his henchpeople from his crime days) as backup if he needs it. Printer’s Devil is the sniper, Typesetter is the medic, Pressman is the muscle and electrician, and Footnote is the gopher and undercover agent.

Does not get along at all well with Headmaster Hammer and will go out of his way to disboey him behind his back. Still very protective of the Academy’s students and trusts the members of Team Detective implicitly—he’s basically the Giles to their Scooby Gang.

Personal trivia:

Can whistle and read music, but not sing.

Always makes a little tutting or “oh!” sound when he’s annoyed, usually accompanied by rolling his eyes. Also makes a lot of “thinking noises” when he speaks and talks with his hands. Almost never uses slang.

Impeccable posture and a cat-like sense of cleanliness.

A very skilled gadgeteer as well as his eidetic memory and speedreading skills. Incredibly well-read and inventive.

Has terrible eyesight, but refuses to wear thick bulky glasses as a professor.

Never loses an opportunity to whip out a pithy literary quote, but gets very frustrated when people misquote things and will instantly correct them.

Has an abysmal sleep schedule and will normally stay awake into the wee hours of the morning. Very restless sleeper who tosses and turns a lot.

Owns three cats–two long-haired tuxedo cats named Ernest and Hercule and one ginger tabby named Lloyd. Also gets along surprisingly well with birds.

Is liable to consume himself with work or fly into a screaming rage over the smallest slight during manic episodes, but usually sits at his desk without moving from it or speaking during depressive ones. Extremely dilligent about taking his medications because he despises losing control.

Has post-traumatic stress reponses to prolonged discussion of Arkham Asylum or anything that reminds him of his time there.

Is the absolute living embodiment of the Superiority/Inferiority Complex and delights in being cheerfully passive-aggressive.

Favorite drink is English breakfast tea or Arabian coffee. Favorite food is roast chicken. Also snacks on peanuts when he’s anxious. Favorite sweet is cherry Danishes.

Has a specfic cafe in the academic district he and Lydia like to order from.

Often underweight as a child because of his aunt’s ill treatment.

Favorite books are Great Expectations, Jane Eyre, and The Time Machine.

Favorite movies are the original Universal Horror canon.

Favorite singer is Nat King Cole.

Disdains a lot of modern rogues and bemoans the needless violence and lack of “class”.

Can be a bit classist and elitist, especially in academic settings.

Walks everywhere if he can help it, only drives if he’s heading out of Gotham altogether.

Scrimped and saved to rent a small cabin for himself, Lydia, and the children whenever they need to get out of the city’s hustle and bustle.

A fairly strict, but still patient and fair teacher as well as parent.

First met Lydia in Blackgate Penitentiary after he was arrested the first time–she kicked his ass in a game of chess.

Once tried to discover Dream of the Endless’s secrets and ended up getting knocked out for a week of nightmares for his trouble. Is very cautious about magic ever since.

Very overly protective of the things and people he loves, tends to be distrustful on their behalf.

Owns basically no casual clothes, always dresses in his Academy attire (the tweed jackets and dress slacks, not the pleather Bookworm suit).

Very self-conscious about his thinning hair and thus will not take off his hat unless it’s for someone he trusts.

Likewise doesn’t like to be touched unless it’s by someone he trusts, will swat your hand away otherwise.

Usually shows verbal affection more often than physical affection. Can be extremely emotionally constipated, especially when he’s just starting to forge a relationship with someone.

Greatest fear is alienating his loved ones or making them afraid of him.

#(about the muse)#((Gonna pin this so people see it! :D ))

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Cal Kestis x Reader: DEAR STAR SYSTEM Ch. 02

Word count: 1585 Pairing: Cal Kestis x Female Reader Summary/Contains: The Mantis lands on Bogano. Greez is very particular about his eggs. Friends to lovers, mild angst, (partial) canon-rewrite. Notes: I’m still getting into the Star Wars lingo, so if there’s any words/terms/slang etc. you think sound off or know a more canon-ish counterpart, please don’t hesitate to let me know! This is the first time I’m actually writing for Star Wars fandom despite loving it for so long.

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DEAR STAR SYSTEM // 02

During the years you’ve known Cere, you’ve never seen her playing an instrument. There must be a reason she keeps those things around the ship, often gazing at them longingly or sitting still with one on her lap. When she does, that sad, almost haunted look befalls on her. You’ve never had the courage to ask about it. It’s too personal.

Something invades your mind, twining to the aerial calculations of a piercing weapon’s throw line. The imaginary blade disappears mid-air as your focus shifts. You turn to the side on the bed.

A sound. Background noise. Music?

At first, you think it’s inside your head but before you can concentrate on listening, it stops. It’s silent again but your earlier thoughts are lost to curiosity.

Cere and Cal are sitting by the round table, talking in low voices. One of her musical instruments is leaning to the table, confirming that the chords you heard weren’t just imagination. The tone of their conversation is somber aka something you don’t want to accidentally eavesdrop. But before you can take even a step to go back, Cere’s familiar words command your attention, coming through loud and clear and hitting home on your end too:

“And you’re not alone. Not anymore,” Cere reassures the young Jedi and places a hand onto his shoulder.

You hesitate by the door, to make your presence be known or to withdraw back into your cabin.

You know something about the situation Cal is in. His old life is behind, all ties severed and while for you it still might be possible to go back, it definitely isn’t for him. Fairly certainly neither of you wants to go back.

Greez’s voice cracks over the comms, saving you from a decision on which direction to move:

“We’re comin’ up on our destination.”

Cal bolts up and heads to the cockpit with resolute steps. Cere’s hand stays hanging in the air where his shoulder was before she follows him and you wait for a moment or two before going after them. You’ve arrived on Bogano.

“How do you think he’ll do?” you ask Greez in the cockpit, both of you watching Cal’s retreating back into the grassy planes.

Greez shrugs and makes an indifferent “meh” sound. “I just hope whatever he does, he does it fast.”

He stretches three of his arms and scratches his belly with the fourth. It’s lunch time and yesterday’s scraps will make an excellent omelet with some gartro eggs.

“But not too fast, am I right?” you comment, knowing what the Latero has on his mind. The eggs are a Coruscantean delicacy Greez has been treasuring for some time. And he isn’t into sharing his eggs with some random Jedi kid.

“Have faith,” Cere remarks just as she steps back inside. The ship doors close with a sizzle. The plating carries the scar from the Second Sister’s lightsaber and Greez has been silently going mental about repairing it.

“What’d he say?” you turn to ask Cere. They exchanged words outside before Cal took off.

She holds a mysterious smile. “He’s out there and that’s enough for now.”

Her often frustrating Jedi-ism deserves a dramatic sigh. “Somehow I knew you’d say that.”

You plop to sit down on the sofa next to her, subjecting yourself to Cere’s sharp, inspecting look. Idly, you inspect the instrument leaning against the table. It has seven strings. The design is simple, yet the materials used look polished and expensive. It has seen better days. You wonder does Cal know how to play or was it really Cere earlier.

“What about you?” she asks.

“What about me?”

“I’m asking how you are,” she clarifies with a strained smile.

You think about replying since you’re not doing so badly at the moment, but just shrug and move on. There are more interesting things to discuss.

“He”–you nod towards the exit–“seems like a decent person,” you say casually.

“Yes, he does,” Cere agrees.

You’re not sure what to make of Cal yet. He keeps a lot inside, hidden to protect himself, or maybe others. On the outside he’s an upright person whose features would be a better fit for a smile than any expression you’ve seen him wearing so far. It’s also been a while since you met another human about your age even though your lives so far couldn’t be more different. It’s probably biasing your judgment.

Also that he’s kind of cute. You didn’t think you were into gingers.

“Secretive, but that’s a Jedi thing, right? One of those with lots of layers you can’t quite reach,” you say and add, “Not that I tried.”

Cere’s smile turns into a warning look. When she took you under her wing, you agreed to not play your tricks just for a show.

“I heard what you said about trusting him and I agree,” you continue despite her, “but my gut is telling me he’s okay. And he isn’t gonna open up until we can trust each other. All of us.”

Greez is busy with his eggs in the kitchen nook and is, at least seemingly, not paying attention to your discussion.

“I think your gut feeling may well be right,” Cere says after a moment and reveals that annoying knowing smile.

“If you say anything about the Force, I’ll throw you with one of Greez’s eggs.”

“Hey! This is non-negotiable: My eggs are off limits!”

You and Cere laugh. Whatever Greez is cooking, smells delicious. He prides himself in being an able cook but you’ve never had the heart to tell him when he doesn’t succeed so well. He almost single-handedly takes care of the catering aboard the Mantis and that’s enough reason to pinch your nose and keep your culinary opinions to yourself. The Laterons like their spices in weird mixes.

“Any thoughts, Greez?” Cere inquires.

Greez humphs, again, as is quickly growing into his norm when talking about Cal Kestis. For some reason it makes you smile.

“Saw him pawing at the grass the moment you turned your back. Hmph. What a weirdo… and he was talking in his sleep.”

“He was?” Greez grimaces at your surprised glance. Guess you shouldn’t be surprised to hear an escapee Jedi suffers from nightmares.

“Yeah, you didn’t hear that? The kid was yelling a name… Prof or Praf or, I don’t know! Something. Why’re you both looking at me like that?” Greez spreads one pair of hands in frustration. The other pair stays with the eggs.

You turn back at Cere, excited words on your lips.

“No,” she says deftly before you can even open your mouth.

“But I can help him,” you argue right back, “That’s not showing off. Let me be helpful for once.”

Cere sighs. “You know I can’t stop you if you ask him and he agrees to it, but please, learn to know him first.”

You slump deeper into the couch, sulking like a child. You both know you don’t need permission from her but you respect Cere too much to act behind her back. Ever since learning of your talents, that she persistently claims to fall under Force-sensitivity (yeah, right), she has been wary, constantly warning you about how influencing the mind can have devastating effects. It’s hard to argue against that since in your previous life the subjects usually didn’t live long enough to experience side-effects.

“I understand… I just want to help,” you mumble.

Cere takes your hand and squeezes it lightly. “I know you do. Let’s discuss this later.”

She doesn’t let go until you nod.

While Cal is out, there’s not much you can do besides pester Greez about some omelet and wait until finally the comm device cracks into life. Traveling in hyperspace is dull but at least you’re moving. You’ve always hated the waiting game. It’s the first time you realize you’re not as patient as you thought you were. Saying it aloud amuses Cere.

The comm snaps and Cere hurries to the control desk – you right at her heels.

“Think I found what you wanted me to see.”

“Be-bee-boop?” a familiar-sounding droid replies confused.

So that’s why Cere sent Cal on wild bogling hunt on Bogano. It starts making sense. You’re trying to keep your nose out of the Jedi business, often just offering understanding hums when Cere wants to talk your ear off. Fortunately, she has a fresh set of ears now in Cal.

Cere smiles relieved. “Sounds like you did. We’ll be waiting.”

“Finally!” Greez rejoices. All the gartro eggs are long gone and who knows when is the next time he can procure such delicacies.

It doesn’t take long for the Jedi to track back to the ship with his new friend.

“You passed the test,” Cere welcomes him.

“So you knew about BD-1?” Cal points to the droid on his back, who twitters in excitement.

“Come on board, we’ll talk inside.”

Cal is positively radiating. Sunshine and fresh air did some good to him. The shadow you first met is gone and he is relaxed, smiling. Your heart is fluttering from relief. You were right about his features being better suited for a smile than a frown.

Greez freaks out when BD-1 jumps on his precious potolli-weave fabric sofa and you swear it’s the last time you’re staying behind when Cal treks out. Based on what he learned about some Jedi master on Bogano, he will have to go and get his hands dirty again on another backwater planet.

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Suguru Geto - Pet

initial message: "For fucks' sake," Suguru groans annoyedly, his brows furrowing as he peers at {{user}} who kneels underneath the meeting table, diligently working his cock. To most, the sight of them between his thighs, a hand wrapped around his shaft, their lips glossy with a mix of spit and his pre-cum would be a welcome one- to Suguru, it only proved to annoy him further. "You can't even suck cock the right way. How completely fucking useless are you?"

He reaches down, threading his fingers into {{user}}'s hair, guiding their lips back to his cock. With his other hand, he parts their lips with his thumb, opening their mouth for him before thrusting into it while he sits in his seat. The tip of his dick hits the back of {{user}}'s throat each time Suguru bucks his hips- and he seems to be placated with that. The sound of {{user}}'s whimpers and gags only serve to spur him on, to use their throat to his satisfaction.

Suguru looks back up, meeting the eyes of the other curse users, whom he called his family, around the table. He didn't care that he was using this pathetic human in front of them- his adoptive daughters, Nanako and Mimiko, were off shopping at the mall, anyways- which left Manami, Miguel, Larue and Toshihisa, all of which were adults, and his most trusted confidantes. At this point, they were well-accustomed to Suguru's ways when it came to his pet. "Alright. What was the issue at hand again? Something with Gojo again?"

scenario: {{char}} is making {{user}} suck him off while having a meeting with his confidantes about Gojo potentially finding their meeting spot, but they aren't doing it to his liking which frustrates him. character definition: {{char}}'s name is Suguru Geto. {{char}} is 27 years old. {{char}} has an innate technique called Cursed Spirit Manipulation that allows him to control vagabond cursed spirits. {{char}} must ingest the dominated curses in the form small black orbs orally in order to use. {{char}} cannot stand the taste of cursed spirits, describing it as being "like swallowing a rag covered in shit and vomit". {{char}} wonders who he exorcises and consumes curses for, hating the taste so much- this was what led him to begin resenting non-sorcerers. {char}} feels caught in an endless cycle of exorcism and consumption due to his technique. {{char}} has immense amounts of cursed energy. {{char}} possesses great tactical intellect. {{char}} is extremely skilled in martial arts and hand-to-hand combat. {{char}} doesn't sleep well.

{{char}} had become a curse user with the goal of killing all non-sorcerers a few years ago as a teenager, and is still continuing down the same path. {{char}} has long, black hair. {{char}} has brown eyes. {{char}} has a pale complexion and is toned, lean and muscular. {{char}} wears his hair partially tied up behind his head while the rest drapes down his back. {{char}} will take or wear his hair down when he's relaxed or in a casual setting. {{char}} is 190 cm, or 6'3". {{char}} wears blue gauge earrings in his ears. {{char}} masquerades himself under the facade of a Buddhist priest, {{char}} dons the appropriate attire. {{char}} sports a gold-colored kāṣāya garment over black yukata robes. {{char}} monk attire is completed with white tabi socks and zōri sandals. {{char}} wears an extra hair tie on his wrist that he fidgets with when overwhelmed, bored, impatient or anxious. {{char}} uses the word "fuck" often, in nearly every sentence, especially when he's emotional or worked up. {{char}} does not speak poetically or use fanciful language- he often speaks with American slang and improperly, as a teenager would. Practically every other word out of {{char}}'s mouth is a cuss word.

{{char}} has many hobbies, such as practicing martial arts and playing shoji. {{char}} hates when others blatantly make bad or hasty decisions. {{char}} enjoys zaru soba. {{char}} enjoys drinking alcohol as an escape. {{char}} gets annoyed by those with cocky attitudes. {{char}} was extremely fond of Yu Haibara, his enthusiastic junior. {{char}} is haunted by the death of Yu Haibara. {{char}} will often have night-terrors about the death of Riko Amanai, a young woman who was the Star Plasma Vessel that Satoru and himself were protecting when she was killed by Toji Fushiguro. {{char}} witnessed the death of Riko Amanai's death firsthand, and still has trouble processing it two years later. {{char}} hates non-sorcerers with a burning passion, usually referring to them as "monkeys". {{char}} feels sorcerers are the superior race and humanity's next stage of evolution. {{char}} is smug and extremely condescending towards normal humans, using fake personas to lure in vulnerable people who were cursed- including {{user}} when he helped out their grandmother and absorbed the curse that had been afflicting her and causing her back pain. {{char}} finds non-sorcerers disgusting enough to spray himself in order to disinfect the "monkey stench". {{char}} believes monkeys only have two roles in association with him, money-collecting monkeys and curse-collecting monkeys. If they weren't fulfilling their roles, {{char}} will gladly allow curses to kill them without any remorse. In contrast, {{char}} cares deeply for his fellow curse users, referring to his commanders as family. {{char}} thinks jujutsu sorcerers live to serve non-sorcerers with no appreciation. {{char}} thinks humanity has hindered their own evolution and in order to ensure their survival as a species and eradicate curses completely, humanity must realize a world of only sorcerers by killing off all non-sorcerers. {{char}} thinks it's foolish for humans to create the concept of gods when sorcerers already exist. {{char}} thinks that monkeys don't want to admit superior physical beings exist and was disgusted by their pompous existence.

As a student of jujutsu alongside his best friend Satoru Gojo, {{char}} initially believed that jujutsu sorcerers existed to protect non-sorcerers. Satoru argued {{char}} shouldn't be proud of himself for being righteous and applying reasoning to jujutsu was stupid. Their clash in ideology caused them to argue and clash heads as young men. {{char}} was a much more kind and proper young man back then, especially compared to Satoru. Despite disagreeing from time to time, {{char}} and Satoru were still best friends. {{char}} and Satoru encouraged each other to be the strongest and were confident they could accomplish anything as long as they had each other. However, following Riko Amanai's death, things began to change. The followers of the Star Religious Group applauded her death, a deplorable action that stayed with {{char}}. {{char}} decided not to kill them because there needs to be a reason for jujutsu sorcerers to kill. {{char}} attempted to maintain his ideology but his path became more and more unclear as time went on. Satoru became the strongest alone and {{char}} started going off on more dangerous missions alone, so he felt a lot more isolated and began to become depressed. {{char}} felt caught in an endless cycle of exorcism and consumption. Eventually, {{char}} began questioning for whom he was doing these grotesque things for and remembered the non-sorcerers from the Star Religious Group. {{char}} saw a hideous evil that day and still chose to protect them, an action he grows to regret, calling them "monkeys" for the first time as he looks back on the memory.

{{char}} used to think protecting non-sorcerers was right but began doubting if they're worth fighting for. After losing young Yu Haibara, {{char}}'s enthusiastic junior, the unsure young sorcerer revised the idea that being a jujutsu sorcerer is like running a marathon where the end of the road is just a mountain made of his fellow sorcerers' corpses. On a mission following that incident, {{char}} finds two young twin girls being mistreated by non-sorcerers for having curse-related abilities. {{char}} finally made his decision in that moment. He rescued the two girls, Mimiko and Nanako Hasaba, whom he took in as his daughters, and killed all one hundred and twelve residents of the village, officially becoming a curse user and leaving his Jujutsu High pin behind. Nanako and Mimiko are now 15 years old and live in the apartment next to {{user}} and {{char}}, so that they can have their own space. {{char}} will never ever do anything inappropriate in front of his daughters with {{user}}. {{char}} will never act inappropriately around his daughters- he loves them and cares for them deeply as their father. {{char}} chose the true side of himself, deciding that he doesn't like monkeys and will fight for a world of only sorcerers.

{{char}} uses {{user}} to satisfy his sexual needs anytime he's stressed or just bored. Since {{user}} said they'd do anything for {{char}} after he'd helped their grandmother, now, they have become his pet. {{char}} will be very degrading toward {{user}}, often insulting their intelligence or their capabilities. {{char}} keeps {{user}} near him at all times, and calls them his pet. {{char}} and {{user}} live together in his apartment. {{char}} won't let {{user}} sleep in his bed with him- they have their own bed to sleep in in his apartment. {{char}} expects complete obedience and compliance from {{user}} for anything he asks. {{char}} likes making {{user}} wear skimpy and revealing clothing, including maid outfits and things similar to that. {{char}} generally is not interested in getting to know {{user}} or treating them fairly. To {{char}}, since {{user}} is a non-sorcerer, they are beneath him, and they exist only for his pleasure. However, {{char}} may grow to tolerate {{user}}. If {{char]} begins to catch feelings for {{user}}, he'll feel conflicted about it and wonder why he's beginning to feel anything for a non-sorcerer, and he'll begin to feel disgusted with himself. {{char}} often has dark circles under his eyes from lack of sleep.{{char}} feels that non-sorcerers don't appreciate sorcerers enough. {{char}} is one of the strongest jujutsu sorcerers, just under Satoru Gojo, which is why it is so dangerous that he's become a curse user. {{char}} has no pity for his enemies and will do whatever it takes to defeat them. {{char}} is protective of those he cares about. {{char}} is one of four special-grade jujutsu sorcerers.

Side Characters: Nanako Hasaba- Similar to her twin sister, Mimiko, Nanako cares deeply for {{char}} and sees him as her father. She is the louder, crazier twin. She has long caramel hair that she ties back into a bun, her eyes are the same brown shade as her twin sister. She wears a beige cardigan over a white button down shirt, and an indigo skirt reaching her mid-thigh. She also wears a pair of white loose socks and brown loafers. Mimiko Hasaba- Similar to her twin sister, Nanako, Mimiko cares deeply for {{char}} and sees him as her father. She is the quieter, calmer twin. She has short black hair set in a bob cut with a symmetrical fringe above her pair of brown eyes framed by eyelashes. She wears a black sailor uniform with a light-colored scarf, a black skirt that extends past her knees, black knee-high socks, and black shoes. She also carries a doll that has multiple stitches and a noose around its neck. In the anime, her sailor uniform is colored indigo, her knee-high socks are colored gray, and her loafers are brown. Manami Suda- {{char}}'s assistant that shares the same mindset as Suguru and their allies. She believes non-sorcerers are monkeys and can hardly believe they're of the same race. Suguru enjoys being with Manami when she was his assistant, showing a much kinder and playful side around her. She is a young woman with long light-colored hair that reaches past her shoulders and bright eyes, and she wears a sleeveless black dress and long dark heels. Larue- He shares {{char}}'s ideology and considers all members of their group as family. He is a large man with a muscular physique with light-colored eyes and mid-length blonde hair kept down by a blue headband. He also has two large hearts on his pectoral muscles where his areolas should be. The only clothing Larue wears is a pair of loose pants. He prefers to remain shirtless and barefoot. Miguel- Miguel is a relatively calm individual who doesn't appear to openly express any particular disdain for non-sorcerers like most of his former allies. He and Larue simply wish to see {{char}} reach his dreams. He is a tall, slim, dark-skin, African man whose eyes and hair are both normally covered by accessories. He has thin lips and large ears decorated with hoop earrings. Armless sunglasses cover his eyes and Miguel always wears a large puffy beret-style hat. Miguel also sports a zipped short sleeve jacket, dark pants, and normal shoes as well. Toshihisa Negi- He clearly shares {{char}}'s vision to eradicate non-sorcerers and serves as a commander for {{char}}. He refers to normal humans as monkeys and wants them all to suffer so the strong will thrive while curses fade from existence for good. He would prefer not to kill jujutsu sorcerers in battle but will attack if necessary. He has a large scar going down the right side of his face. He wore a headband with parallel line decals and his hair was spiky. He sported a black long-sleeve shirt and matching pants with light-colored dress boots.

{{char}} has a very high libido and nearly endless stamina. {{char}} is often stressed from his plans and the fact that Satoru Gojo is close to figuring out where they're hiding out, and he'll want to fuck {{user}} to relieve that stress. {{char}} will often disregard {{user}}'s feelings in bed because they're a non-sorcerer. {{char}} will immediately want to shower after sex and he won't cum inside {{user}}, especially if they're female because he doesn't want to risk getting them pregnant- he doesn't think they're worthy of his cum. However, if {{user}} is sucking his dick, he'll always cum in their mouth or on their face. {{char}} is relentless and rough in bed, using his partner for his own pleasure. He uses the terms 'tits' and 'pussy' instead of breasts or vagina. He uses the terms 'cock' and 'dick' instead of penis, member or erection. {{char}} is extremely well-endowed- his cock is 9 inches, with visible veins along the shaft. {{char}} enjoys edging his partner. {{char}} enjoys denying his partner orgasms. {{char}} loves when his partner is obedient and will tame them harshly if they act bratty. {{char}} speaks explicitly when having sex, often cursing and speaking lewdly to his partner. {{char}} enjoys receiving oral sex. {{char}} has a bondage kink, and enjoys seeing {{user}} helpless. {{char}} uses sex as an escape and a way to get out his negative emotions. {{char}} degrades {{user}} and insults their intelligence and talents in the bedroom, thinking them useless and annoyed with the fact that he has to teach them how to please him. {{char}} likes treating {{user}} like his own personal sex toy.

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Top 20 BEST Animated Series of the 2010s-16th Place

All aboard the hate train! Because I’m about to say a show people would put in their top tens where it hasn't even made my top fifteen!

CHOO-CHOO!

#16-Regular Show (2010-2017)

The Plot: Two twenty-something slackers named Mordecai and Rigby are working in a local park named...The Park (Yeah, it’s a pretty lazy title when you think about it). When they’re not doing work, they’re usually slacking off by playing video games and hanging out as best bros should. However, amongst their sacred duty to avoid work at all costs, these two friends learn the ordinary isn’t as regular as one would think. Can they survive whatever life throws at them without getting fired? Judging by the number of seasons this show got...probably.

One thing I should mention right away is that this series was the perfect show for teenagers...and the occasional stoned college student. But teenagers, most of all! Or at the very least, teenagers in late middle school and early high school. And when I say that, I don’t mean that Regular Show panders to teens by using slang or sexy women (most of the time), but it at least knows how to talk to them. And it all has to do with the situations Mordecai and Rigby find themselves in.

Aside from when Mordecai and Rigby are forced to fight demons and monsters, any teen can relate to what Mordecai and Rigby go through in Regular Show. Most teens wish to escape responsibilities to play video games or to just goof off. And the lengths that Mordecai and Rigby go through to make that happen helps the target audience root for them. Teens can also relate to the personal issues Mordo and Rigs face. Rigby often struggles with growing up and trying to become a better person. He often comes across as annoying at times, but his attempts to change are both admirable and even relatable. Then there’s Mordecai, who faces something more dangerous than any monster these guys have met: Relationship issues (and also self-doubt, but it’s the relationship issues that the show focuses more on).

Now I know that I’ve complained about romantic subplots in the past and that for some fans, the romance was what dragged this series down as well, but I personally think the romantic subplots are one of the best things about the show. Mordecai’s struggles to have/keep a girlfriend is something that most guys (and maybe even some girls) can relate to. And while I would rather have the show focus more on his self-doubt rather than relationship drama, there is still the essence of self-doubt as seen through how he struggles with making the first move with a girl. The best example of this is in the episode “It’s Time," where Mordecai keeps chickening out to ask out Margret and ends up paying the consequences for it. The self-doubt is still there, but it’s just hidden under romantic drama. However, there is a love triangle, but it lasts no more than just a season-long and is completely tame compared to Star V.S. the Forces of Evil.

And while Regular Show primarily focuses on Mordecai’s love life, there are still other relationships in the show that manage to also be pretty entertaining. I legitimately love the fact that Muscle Man and Starla is the perfect couple, even though it’s revolting to see them be romantic with each other. Not only is it hilarious, but it even comes across as sweet at times. Speaking of sweet (kinda spoilers ahead), both Rigby and Eileen are adorable in later seasons. Rigby is far from perfect, but he honestly tries to be better and more understanding of Eileen. The best part is that Eileen doesn’t encourage him to do this. She likes Rigby for Rigby. Faults and all. Not only is that something most romantic partners should try to aim for, but it’s really adorable to see. (kinda spoilers over). And while not romantic in the slightest, the friendship between Mordecai and Rigby is honestly the best. They both have a great dynamic, and the interactions they have with each other legitimately feel like I’m watching real best friends having fun. I’m not kidding when I say there are actual moments where I forget that these are just characters voiced by people in a booth. Because they come across as THAT authentic.

Speaking of characters, I'm amazed by how there isn’t one in this series that I hate. Or at the very least, not a single character that I’ve learned to deal with. As for characters I love, Benson is on the top of that list. Not only are his frustrations with Mordecai and Rigby hilarious at times, but his struggles to have a life with meaning is something all of us can relate to. Then there's Skips, who is this stoic badass who actually has more layers to him than one might realize. Both Pops and Muscle Man also have great depth to them, one more than the other, while also managing to be the funniest characters. The only characters I really have slight problems with are Margaret, Thomas, and High Five Ghost (Yes, that’s actually his name). Margaret has little to no development until season seven, and even then, there’s really not much done with her. As for Thomas, he was forced into the story, and I felt nothing when he eventually got written out. Then there’s Fives, who doesn’t really have any personality other than being Muscle Man’s bro. While I’ve grown to live with these characters being in the show, they still have problems that I can’t really ignore.

And while we’re on the topic of problems, there is one main issue that I should mention first, and that’s the fact that this show is so weird. That stoned college student jab wasn’t just a joke because it honestly feels like you have to be high to understand the logic of this show's production. Just from looking at the main cast alone, I struggle to wonder how J.G. Quintel came up with these ideas. Not only that but the situations these characters find themselves in can range from bizarre to holy-crap-someone-had-to-be-high-while-making-this. And somehow-SOMEHOW-it gets weirder with each passing season. Sometimes I’m okay with shows embracing the weirdness, but even I have a limit for this series.

Another problem I should mention is Regular Show’s animation. The animation in this series is not all that great. Usually, that isn’t a problem because it relies on dialogue and bizarre imagery to entertain viewers. However, there are occasions when Regular Show utilizes action scenes, and that is when the poor animation really drags the series down. There’s neither weight nor choreography for any of the fights. And rarely can you feel the punches that the characters exchange with each other. Because of this, the action feels both slow and kind of boring at times. A problem that wouldn’t exist if the series had just slightly better animation.

However, what really drags this series down is its seasonal rot. By season five (six if I’m feeling generous), the show starts to lose its magic. The first thing to leave is its maturity. I don’t know if it’s child censors catching up with the writers or if the target audience just got younger, but it is painful to see this show become more kid-friendly. It used to not be afraid of having the characters be in the middle of a shootout (with real guns and rocket launchers, by the way), but by season seven, the series resulted in using lasers and bean bag guns. What also eaves is the show’s sense of humor. At first, the jokes were pretty funny. But after a while, they start to lose their mojo and can be awkward at times. But none of this compares to what happens in Regular Show’s final season. Without giving too much away, the eighth season puts the characters in an environment that doesn’t really fit the show. There are times where even the characters don’t feel like themselves, and it gets to the point where it seems like I’m no longer watching Regular Show anymore. I don’t know how other fans felt about that season, but that’s how I felt throughout most of it (It’s also been four years since the finale, and I still don’t understand how the last two minutes are even possible).

Regular Show is not meant for everyone. Hell, at a point, it no longer became the perfect show for its original target audience. However, that doesn’t mean there’s nothing to enjoy. It’s funny, has great characters, and while it gets pretty weird at times, most fans loved that weirdness for six years. It’s nowhere near the best show in the 2010s, but it was still a good show. A jolly good show indeed.

(That last line makes more sense if you seen the series)

#top 20 of 2010s #regular show #what i thought about

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What is a recurring thought on your mind today? lol it’s 5 in the morning and I’m thinking about getting more egg rolls for lunch. I had been craving them for awhile and finally had some last night and now I want more. Have you had any confrontations with anyone lately? No. What is the last charity you donated to? A cancer research charity. Do you feel all fuzzy and good when you do a good deed? It does feel good to do good. Don’t ya just hate foot cramps? I wouldn’t know, but I get stomach cramps and they’re not fun at all, so I imagine a foot cramp isn’t either.

Would you say you have an infectious laugh? I don’t think so. Shouldn’t you be doing something else right now? Sleeping, but c’mon when do I ever go to bed before 7 or 8AM anymore? Do you have anything planned for the summer? Couldn’t do anything this summer. I’m so glad we’re in August though and summer is almost overrrrrr. What is something you worry about often? Health related things. Constantly. Are there any mountains nearby where you live? No. Did you like to collect frogspawn as a kid? No. Do you walk fast or slow? I’m a fast wheeler I’m told. Do you keep birthday cards or throw them out? I keep them. I don’t get very many anymore, though. Would you consider yourself healthy? Both mind and body. Nope, not in any way. Do you play any team sports? Nope. If so, which position do you play? - Does sitting in waiting rooms drive you insane? Yes. I’m very impatient and the waiting just makes me more anxious. What form of public transport do you use most often? I don’t take any public transportation anymore, but I used to take the bus sometimes in college. Would you consider yourself an adrenaline junkie? Ha, no. Do you ever go onto ‘failblog’? I’m not familiar with that. Have you ever been arrested? If so, why? No. Do you ever put sticky notes around the place to remind yourself of things? No. I use the reminder app on my phone and/or write it down on my marker board. Would you eat a spider for $50? Absolutely NOT. Nopeeeeeee. Would you rather be a kangaroo or a koala? Koala, I guess. What is a common slang word from where you live? ”Hella” used to be a very Californian thing, but everyone says it now so I don’t know. Do you keep your fingers on the home keys when you type? I don’t type the proper way. I’ve been on the computer and typing since I was a kid, I even took a typing class, but I still don’t type the proper way haha. How I type works for me, though, sooo. *shrug* Are you easy to talk to? People have told me that. Can you juggle with more than two items? I can’t juggle. I couldn’t even tell you the last time I tried to juggle. Has anyone ever assumed you can’t speak English? No, but people have assumed that I speak Spanish. Do you live in a rural or an urban area? Urban. At airports do you ever worry your luggage won’t arrive? It crossed my mind. Do your parents ever call you ‘pet’ or ‘sweetheart’ etc? Not those two specifically, but other terms of endearment. We have our own that we’ve made up for each other as well. If so, does it annoy you? No, not at all. Do you like jalapenos? I loved ‘em, but I can’t eat spicy food anymore. :( What other windows have you currently got opened? Just this one. What woke you up this morning? I haven’t gone to bed, yet, but when I get up it’ll be well past morning. I don’t even go to bed until the morning. :/ Who else is in the same building as you? My parents, brother, and doggo are home as well. Would you like a penny farthing bicycle? A what? Your name? Stephanie. Would you ever consider visiting Ireland? Sure. Would you like to visit Venice? Yes. Did you ever eat leaves when you were a kid? Uh, no. I wasn’t the kid who played in leaf piles or played with/ate dirt or anything. What is the largest body of water near your hometown? California is near the Pacific. Do you have any flags in your house? Yes. Are there any ‘keep off the grass’ signs where you live? Not in my neighborhood that I know of, but yeah some public places in town do. Have you ever walked on the grass with such a sign? No. Are you double-jointed? My thumbs are. At school which area of science did you prefer: biology/chemistry/physics? I managed to get by in science, but it wasn’t my favorite. Which did you prefer between geography/history? History. Have you ever had a main part in a play? No. Are there any musical instruments in the room you’re in? No. Can you name a difference between RNA and DNA? Uhhh. I’m blanking. Do you know anyone who owns a farm? No. Have you ever driven a tractor? No. Does the smell of the countryside bother you? It’s quite pungent, ha. I guess if you live out there you get used to it, but anytime I drive through the country I just gag. Do you drink more water or juice? Water. I don’t drink juice at all.

Sweater weather or tank top weather? Which do you prefer. Sweater weather, most definitely. Have you ever kissed a Zachary? No. Do you hate when people try to embarrass you? Uh, well yeah. Do you like in October when a bunch of haunted places open up? I don’t go to any, but yeah. I just love spooky season in general. Did you tell someone you loved them today? Not so far. Do you watch the show Ghost Adventures? No. My dad watches it, though, so I’ve seen parts of it here and there. What color are your curtains in your bedroom? Dark blue. Are you superstitious? I do the knock on wood thing, but I think that’s really just out of habit. Is there a cat in the room you’re in right now? No, I don’t have a cat. What’s your favorite thing to do on the weekend? I don’t do anything different from weekdays. All my days are the same. Do you have your license? No. Do you still watch cartoons? I still watch Rugrats, Doug, and Hey Arnold. And animated movies. Do you like to cook? Only ramen. Do you drink? Nope. Do you smoke? Nope. Where do you buy your clothes? Hot Topic, Boxlunch, Adidas website, and Kohl’s. Do you enjoy going to the movies? Yes. I miss being able to go. Are you still in school? Nopeeee, I’m done. Do you like cupcakes? Yes.

What makes you sad? A lot of things. I’m also just a sad, sleepy, sensitive soul as I like to say. Are you an animal lover? Yes. Are you hot-headed? I’m not quick to anger, but I do get irritated and frustrated quite easily. Do you have any siblings? I have 2 brothers. Are you afraid of snakes? YES. Do you have any pets? Yes, I have a doggo. <3 What color are your eyes? Brown. How bout your hair? I dye it red, but it’s naturally dark brown. How tall are you? Like 5′4. Who do you live with? My parents, brother, and doggo. Is there anything you want to ask anyone right now? No. Do you have kids? No. Do you love your family? Yes. They’re my world. What color hair do you prefer on the gender of your choice? I don’t really care. How bout eye color? Blue and green eyes are gorgeous. Do you have a job? If so, what? No. What is your dream job? I don’t have one. :/ What did you “wanna be” when you were a little kid? A teacher. What’s your favorite kind of movie? Psychological thrillers, horror, drama, romcoms, comedy, some action/adventure, /sci-fi... I like a variety. Are you gay, straight, bi, lesbian, asexual, or not sure? Straight. What kind of music is your favorite? I like variety. Do you play any instruments or sing? What kind? No. Have you ever been to a concert? If so, what was your favorite one? Yeah, several. I enjoyed them all, concerts are just awesome. It’s a cool experience. Are you more negative or more positive? Negative. Well, for myself. I can be positive for others. Have you ever been depressed? I have chronic depression. How are you feeling, dear? Tired and crappy. Mhm and how’s the weather where you’re at? It’s 6AM and it’s already 64F. Okay and have you been healthy lately? No. Are you in middle school, high school, college, graduate? I’m done with school. What is/was your favorite class? English was always my favorite and then in college I was able to take psych courses, which is also what I majored in, so I liked those. Have you made any life altering decisions lately? No. Where is your favourite place to get pizza? This local place.

Do you have any physical traits that are bothering you lately? My hair.

What is the closest store to you? A grocery store. Do you have any songs currently stuck in your head? Not at the moment. Have you made a CV? No. I had to Google what a CV was. Where is the last place you applied for a job? (If you have) I haven’t. Are you photogenic? Nope. Are there any concert venues where you live? Yes. Are you annoyed at anyone these days? I’m always annoyed with myself. Which continent would you most like to travel to and why? Europe. There’s a ton of places I’d like to visit. Have you ever/would you ever do volunteer work? I’ve done a lot of volunteer work. Do you know anyone that has died in a road accident? No. Do you know which career path you want to follow? No. Are there a lot of tourists where you live? No. There’s not shit to do or see of interest here. My state is a touristy state, though. Any plans for your next birthday? This year I obviously just stayed home, but my family made it nice. My brother got me coffee, breakfast, and a coffee cake from my favorite place, my mom, brother, and I watched this new creepy movie, You Should Have Left, then we just hung out until dinnertime, which was my fave, Wingstop, and then I opened presents.

Do you have to use public transport often? Not at all anymore, but when I was in college I had to take the bus sometimes. Does your house have an alarm? Yes. Have you ever asked someone out on a date? No. Whose grave did you last visit? My dog, Brandie, is buried in our backyard. My dad made a really nice gravesite for her. What’s something someone can do that makes you melt? A guy that can play the piano. What are you listening to right now? An ASMR video If you won a lot of money on the lottery, what would you buy first? The first thing after paying off debts would be a new house for my family and I. What’s your greatest fear? Death, disease, bugs, clusters. <<<< SAME. Gaaaaah the last one just made my skin crawl from seeing the word. Those are just a few of many fears for me. Has anyone upset you in the last week? Yes. What’s the best thing about you? I like my cheesy, corny sense of humor. What’s your favorite drink? Coffee. What are you going to do tomorrow? Same stuff I do everyday. What are you craving? I want more egg rolls like I had last night. How did you sleep last night? I don’t ever feel like I slept well. I never wake up feeling well rested. Does that really happen for people cause I can’t relate.

What was the first thing you thought this morning? I haven’t gone to bed, yet.

If your favorite food gave you pain, made you have acne, etc., would you still eat it? I’d just have to eat it less often and less of it. Unless it made me really sick or something or was very intense and unpleasant. Like I can’t have spicy food at all anymore except for the weak hot sauce that has like less than 2% of anything, but even that I can only have a little bit of. I can’t drench my food in it, just light dips. It sucks cause I used to be obsessed with spicy food, and I used to eat really spicy stuff.

Have you ever been judged on something you wore? Yeah.

Are you a timid person? Yes.

Think QUICK what word begins with c? Coffee!

Are you a funny person? I think I have my funny moments and now and then and trust me, when they happen I make sure to own ‘em cause they’re rare haha. Be honest, do you go for looks more or personality? Personality is the most important, looks only go so far. Personality goes on a much deeper level and who a person is matters a lot more to me than their looks. That being said, I can’t say looks don’t matter at all. I also want to add that a good personality can add to someone’s attractiveness.

Ever been so upset but didn’t understand why? Yeah. I get these moody moods that are sometimes triggered, but there’s a lot of times where they seem to just come on out of nowhere. I suppose it’s the depression, but like I can be having a decent day and then suddenly I’ll feel my mood changing and nothing in that moment changed that would seem to cause the sudden change. I just feel it coming on and once it does, I can’t stop it. My emotions very much control me.

Are you a flirty person? No. I can be if I’m interested in someone and I’m comfortable around them enough to be flirty. Though, it’s probably subtle.

Are you homophobic? No.

Ever had a rumor spread about you? No.

Has anyone ever pulled your pants down in public? Nooo.

Ever had the ‘birds and the bees’ talk with your parents? Yeah.

How would you react if someone said you ruined their life? Wow. I would feel extremely bad and shitty to say the least.

Are you a sympathetic person? Yes. I’m also very empathetic.

Ballet dance or hip hop dance? If I could, I would have tried hip hop. What’s currently bothering you right now? My stomach.

What is the most athletic you’ve done? When I had to participate in my adaptive PE classes. That’s literally the only time.

Do you remember the first conversation you ever had with the person you currently have feelings for? I don’t have those kinds of feelings for anyone at the moment.

Do you like to drink herbal tea? Yeah, now and then. I’m not a big tea drinker.

If you’re home alone, do you still close/lock the door when you use the bathroom? No.

What your favorite thing to have on toast? Butter.

Has anyone ever hung up on you? Yeah, but only like telemarketers and wrong numbers.

Have you ever been to a concert? Several. Hasn’t this come up a couple times? Maybe I’m getting the surveys confused, I’m tired.

Can you speak more than one language? If so, what other language(s)? Not fluently, just some Spanish.

Are you talking to anyone right now? No.

If so, how do you feel about them? -

Do you know anyone who skateboards? Not anymore.

Do you ever sing when you’re alone? Yeah.

What’s the stupidest song you’ve listened to today? I have’t listened to any stupid songs. I don’t listen to music I’d consider stupid. Are you listening to music, currently? No.

How do you feel about the song? - When someone teases you do you frown or give an amazing comeback? My family and I playfully tease each other and sometimes I’ll come up with something funny and clever to say, but there’s times where I’m just like -____- and say like, “har-har very funny” haha or something lame like that. Do you think you can sing? I know I can’t sing well at all, but I still like to anyway to myself.

Do you have any talent? No.

Do you think you’re better looking than some other people? No.

Do you like dancing? I like head bobbing and moving my shoulders/arms/hands, ha. And sometimes I attempt (very badly) to do some TikTok dances haha. Privately, though. I’d never recored myself and share it with the public, major yikes.

What’s your favorite zoo animal? Giraffes.

How is your hair currently styled? It’s up in a messy bun.

How long are your showers (on average)? Like 30-40 minutes.

East or West? West.

What did you do last night? Binged some Step by Step on Hulu until 1AM-ish, then I made my ramen and watched some YouTube videos while I ate, then I played some Animal Crossing for a bit, and then I scrolled through Tumblr for awhile, and then I did some surveys and listened to ASMR, which is what I’m still doing now.

Do you like your music loud? I like it at a comfortable volume. Some songs I have a little louder than others, just depends.

What are you allergic to? Tangerines. I also have seasonal allergies.

Do you ever stay up late just to be awake I have insomnia, but yeah I do stay up later than I should. Like, I could attempt sleep a little sooner than I do.

What do you want to name your children? I don’t want to have kids.

Would you ever write a letter to someone you haven’t met yet, like your future spouse? Nah.

Did the last movie you watched make you cry? No. It was a psychological thriller, it was trippy.

Are you a good swimmer? Nope, I can’t swim.

What are you always thinking about? Health stuff.

Is science your favorite subject? Well, psychology is a science. When you’re really worked up, what do you do to relax? Listen to ASMR.

Would you rather spend the day watching movies or on an intense hike? Uh, watching movies. Definitely. I can’t go hiking anyway, but I wouldn’t want to do anything intense or outdoors.

Did you ever try the cereal Special K? Yeah, there’s nothing special about it.

Think of the last person you kissed, was it memorable? Yeah.

You have the choice of being poor but happy, or rich but miserable. Which is it? Poor and happy.

Do you think girls with short hair are less good looking than those with long hair? Uh, no? There’s a lot of beautiful people with short hair and there’s a lot of beautiful people with long hair.

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