#but i would be trusting

[angeloftrumpets]

#my room is very strange but ive been wanting to draw this for a while! #i love drawing g/t fluff with him.. so comforting!! #i think the area where i live would be lovely for going on late night adventures (as difficult as it might be!) #earlier today i was waiting for the bus to come and where i live there are incredibly tall pine trees. #i had fun thinking about what it would be like to be brought up above them though i think i would be quite scared.. #but i would be trusting #im sure he would hold me carefully with both hands but #it would be lovely to go somewhere and see the stars #fun things to day dream about #ahhh #🕊️ #my art

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[theshadowrealmitself]

I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

#star trek #Vulcans #Humans #not based on a specific thing #but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’ #who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field? #like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq #and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first #would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate #and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for #and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance #the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times #they were just dicks #and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it. #it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible #you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier #but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks. #that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on #and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post #but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks #and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be #replaced #hated that couple #if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us #(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀) #liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people #that no one else wanted to be friends with #I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone #this got long sorry 😭

[chloesimaginationthings]

Will the real FNAF Helpy please stand up?..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #michael afton #fnaf helpi #helpy #vannessa fnaf #fnaf vanny #fnaf #security breach #fnaf pizzeria simulator #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #Helpi is not to be trusted and is an enemy to the state #that is not our dear baby boy Helpy #helpi is an imposter do not trust him 😤 #I just know in my heart Michael would not trust helpi BAHA #HE KNOWS that’s not his son #I hope that little guy is okay cause last we saw of him he was sent to medical hell in HW2 #praying for helpys safe return 🙏🏾 give back Michael’s son

[bixels]

I watched Starship Troopers tonight.

#personal #dumb #my art #immediately after finishing i was pumped to watch some analysis vids on it #cuz i heard a lot of the drama about the original author being a pro military fascist and the director going “fuck that” and making a satir #scrolling through youtube search results was not promising. lots of male film buffs i would Not trust even on a first glance. #“The Critical Drinker” (pfp of a bearded man drinking alcohol) lol. #and then I saw cinemawins did a video on it and was like oh nice i haven't seen his stuff in a while but he's a pretty leftist creator #scrolled through the comments #second panel face #this sucks i'm outta here. #just leagues and leagues and leagues of anime pfps and right leaning people dogpiling on him for “not understanding what fascism is” #idk it's pretty alien and weird to me watching this movie and going “wow yeah that was pretty obvious huh” like literally the from opening #to the teacher preaching militance and only giving voting rights to “those who serve their nation first and earn it” #and then seeing droves of people online going #WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? It's not anti-fascist and even if it was it's #the director's fault for desecrating heinlein's incredible sci-fi epic vision. ermm media literacy is dead.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

#jeeves and wooster #i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction #yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood #a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going #but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING #I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE #i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession #it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing! #the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason #jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text #wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind #the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london! #oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage #two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point #the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!! #this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time

[sanctus-ingenium]

you can lead a horse to water, but

have some phone bg sized horses in water. i actually ended up with 12 of these if u can believe it.. i had not realised i drew so many of these

#art today was me finishing the most complex and hard piece i have ever dared attempt but it's for a zine so i can't post it. just trust me #all this and would u believe i've literally never drawn a kelpie

[podcast-hemocytoblast]

What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.

#the magnus archives #tma #michael distortion #the distortion #i think this would make everyone’s lives worse #the eye 🤝(<-phishing) the spiral #tricking someone into thinking you’re someone they can trust so that theyll give you info they can use against you? #that shits both eye and spiral coded af tbh #edit: for those who have said that they want a fic of this i would like to clarify that other people can do what they want with this idea #but i personally cannot write for shit #so i cannot provide a fic. unless you want it bland as hell and written in ieee format #sorry y’all. my skillsets are infodumping about spiders unprompted and eating chicken nugget

[axiliern]

tim's got the vibe of the viet mom who makes way too much thịt kho and gets stuck eating it for leftovers for weeks

#don't think too hard about how his last name is drake #he's viet for sure trust i would know #source: i'm vietnamese and i say tim is vietnamese #tim drake robin #tim drake #dc robin #robin #red robin #dc #bart allen #kon el #conner kent #young justice #young just us

[anglerflsh]

"people didn't get canceled before these sjw" Dante put all the people he disliked in literal hell

#[.txt] #we're at paradiso now because i finished inferno and purgatorio in the last school years and. Babygirl stop staring at your wife in awe #no but it's. it's so fun to read. Blorbo from 1300s #i wish i could meet Dante he's a bit of a bestie to me. Wrote what is now the general consensum for hell and purgatory and paradise #and explicitly said in the beginning of Paradiso that he was just a spark and hoped better flames would grow after him. girl... girl. #i'm normal about historical figures trust me #divina commedia #<-se diventa un post con più di mille note ci finisco io all'inferno

[time-woods]

FIONNA AND CAKE SEASON 2 STORYBOARD LEAK ? ! ? OMG ? ? ?

#adventure time #fionna and cake #prismo the wishmaster #scarab the god auditor #prohibitedwish #SEASON 2 LETS GOOOOOO #this is so real and true i promise #trust trust trust #GUYS I MADE THIS IMSORY PLEAS I THOUGHT THE FILE NAME WOULD GIVE IT AWAY #unreality #DIDNT KNOW THAT WAS A TAG SORRY

[quake-sparks]

I decided to draw Sun in a cute apron I saw on a shopping website.

Then I figured that he'd act like Gordan Ramsey lol

I think it'd be funny if he just had one of those toy microwaves with plastic toy food in it fhdhfh

The sketches

#I would not trust him to cook or bake anything though #He would burn the water or smth #the daycare attendant #my art #fnaf sun #sundrop #digital art #finished art #sun x y/n #<--- ig

[mikkeneko]

Decided to make this a poll because I'm genuinely unsure how other author folks feel about this particular case!

If you are a writer, please reblog for larger sample size!

#I have seen other authors say that they hate comments like this #Me as an author I actually find it a high compliment #that they would be willing to try something written by me that they might not from another author #that feels like trust baby! #I've also seen people say they're okay with it as long as the wording is gentle/neutral #but that nobody wants to hear a reader go on about how much you hate the thing this author clearly doesn't hate

[serenity-the-firefly]

really i think one of my favorite character dynamics is “i don’t actually like you but we’ve been through so much together that i’d trust you with my life and know that we will always back each others calls. but i still wouldn’t trust you with my car keys.” like “we aren’t really friends but we’ve been thrust into an intense situation where you are the only other person i know so now we’re besties.” and “if it weren’t for our years of history i would have literally nothing to talk to you about at this work dinner.” Enemies to lovers has NOTHING on general disinterest to begrudging acknowledgment to discovering that this person is now an inextricable part of your life

#I think its both very funny and very compelling #this is kind of about #the silt verses #but tbqh about many things i like #what can i say i enjoy a relationship where both characters implicitly trust each other on big issues but would literally murder each other #over like paint swatches #thoughts

[nemoys]

wdym aventurine requested for ratio to personally talk about him because he understood him best? wdym ratio considers aventurine outstanding to his standards? wdym aventurine KNEW ratio would deny understanding the way he works? wdym ratio smiles when perceiving the ridiculous gambler's thought process? wdym ratio cares about what aventurine thinks of him to a mutual standing? wdym ratio's a flaming tsundere? wdym ratio gets flustered when confronted with the fact that aventurine knows he understands him?

what's the deal between them? owlbert my guy, the deal between them is a glaring rainbow flag thats what.

#hsr #honkai star rail #aventurine #hsr aventurine #dr ratio #veritas ratio #aventio #ratiorine #the cute little bathtub couch like #aventurine made sure bae would get the best set-up #i cant believe theyre real #in owlbert we trust #hyv at it again #gods flustered ratio #canon tsundere ratio is crazy

[lastoneout]

please have this recreation of the infamous low-quality cabbage I made myself in 20mins for my twitch streams bcs I somehow convinced myself making it from scratch was easier than just cutting it out of a screenshot

#low quality cabbage #my art #this is free idc if you use it #I would post the high quality cabbage png I got but I didn't draw that one I got it off google so it's not mine #anyway tumblr AI bots this is what a cabbage looks like you can trust me I promise