#but i thought this was funnier

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Kaz: “Johanuss Rietveld” is a fictional farmer I invented to… how do I put this?

Matthias: Steal from the merchant council?

Kaz: *shakes head*

Jesper: Embezzle?

Kaz: *shakes head*

Wylan: To commit fraud?

Kaz: Okay, it sounds sketchy, BUT it helps us get more money

#I know it was only two people in the office quote #but i thought this was funnier #grishaverse #leigh bardugo #six of crows #crooked kingdom #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #matthias helvar #inej ghafa #nina zenik #kanej #wesper #helnik #incorrect quotes #incorrect soc #soc incorrect quotes #the office

[fizzytoo]

white boy of the month

#ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 cas #there was a tweet that said something about white boys #that don't seal their nail polish and the chipped paint gives you bv when they finger you #that was my inspiration for him 🫵🏽 #loser hipster wannabe #but he's also a kpop stan #this was gonna stay in the drafts until i took better screenshots and made a proper intro post #but i thought this was funnier #he’s still a wip so i will eventually make a proper post… eventually…… #i’m gonna send him to amber @squea for corn #enemy style but it’s like oiughh you’re so annoying i wanna kiss you so bad type deal #*fizzysims

[madame-mongoose]

Lmao get fucked Flame

#sorry for the shit quality #started as a vent #but i thought this was funnier #mean lesbian cynder my beloved #spyro reginited #cynder the dragon #cynder #my art

[kanohi-kualsi]

I. FUCKING. HATE. TURAGA DUME.

The Vahki make me work the forges and shout go firespitter go

#bionicle #this was gonna be a genuine anti-dume post #but i thought this was funnier #metru nui

[the5n00k]

*stands up on my little soapbox*

*sweating*

*clears throat*

*shaking reading the cards in my hand*

"... Wraith Scratch/Todd theory cheapens his character arc, ruins 90% of jokes pertaining to him, and makes his coming past exploration in season 2 boring and somewhat pointless—"

*gets booed off stage*

#the ghost and molly mcgee #tgamm #tgamm theory #this is just my opinion #i just dont like it anymore #let my little guy stay funky #i could elaborate #if yall wanted #but i thought this was funnier #if this is right i trust the writers it's just #hmmm

[strawberryvanillablast]

Giorno needs Brain Bleach Fast!

Giorno: *under the influence of a hallucinatory drug*

Diavolo's voice: Tell me, Giorno. What are you really afraid of? Failing to save Naples from my legacy? Not finding your friends in time? Me going on a date with your mother and potentially becoming your step father? *laughs maniacally*

Giorno:

~ Meanwhile, on the other end of the receiver ~

Abbacchio: For gods sake, Giorno, what in the bloody hell are you screaming about?

@echoing-heartbeats

@mrsgiovanna

@briagiovanna

#jojo bizarre adventure #jojo kimyou na bouken #jojo no kimyō na bōken #jjba part 5 #jojo part 5 #vento aureo #golden wind #giorno giovanna #diavolo #leone abbacchio #source: batman: arkham asylum #the original quote was incredibly different #but I thought this was funnier #it was this or Diavolo torturing Giorno by making him listen to Kidz Bop

[tinyreploid]

Apparently Shadowman is canonically very flexible which, is a very unusual trait to be noted lol

That just makes me think of him doing twister as training. Hard mode with purple which is a real thing and not me forgetting the game has only 4 colors. Also gay rights. 🌈

#megaman #shadow man #my art #originally I wanted to make him like fold into a pretzel or expert yoga stretch shape #but I thought this was funnier #made sure to give him a hint of a dumpy too

[someoneimsure]

An eye for an eye will not make the whole world blind. It will just make two people into pirates.

#an eye for an eye #my post #i could rant all day about how pessimistic this 'will make the whole world blind' add on is #but i thought this was funnier #lmao

[didntchoosethislife]

@acourtcfmuses​ asked “I’ll be fine. I think. Maybe.” (Robin to Lily) 

“I would suggest ice cream and truly terrible movies, but you are probably deeply sick of ice cream considering your last job. so Pizza and terrible movies” Lily suggested, after seeing Robin’s crush flirting with someone else after they’d gotten out of band.

#I know this is probably meant to be medic lily stuff #but I thought this was funnier #given she's also my disaster queer

[freelanceplatypus]

#i immediately thought of something funnier #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers

[clarisse-doodles]

inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

#sorry this was funnier in my head #but after i read that post I COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT #gen z batkids is the most Cursed thing i've read today and i love it #at first i had so many Thoughts about how my brain CANNOT reconcile tim as anything but a 90s kid but then i read that line about damian and #i feel like they'd mess with him sometimes by randomly quoting memes in unison #almost started to overthink how in This Particular Timeline jason might have missed out on this meme because he was Not Alive #but for the purposes of this silly joke i choose to believe dates are irrelevant #that is all thank you #clarisse doodles #batfam #damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd

[chloesimaginationthings]

What’s William Afton’s problem in FNAF….

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #william afton #michael afton #afton family #funtime foxy #fnaf #fnaf 4 #sister location #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #UNSERIOUS comic time…. #what did William Afton mean by this… #is William trying to be nice or insulting #Michael is frozen stunned baffled flabbergasted even #William is gonna send Michael into an identity crisis at this rate #seeing baby and ballora are semi inspired off of Elizabeth and Ms Afton #made me wonder about Funtime foxy makes sense that be Michael #but the more I thought about it the funnier that thought got #Michael gets called fruity in the most ridiculous way possible #I’m glad I finally got to draw Funtime foxy though!! 💗

[snazzydwarf]

This is what instantly popped into my mind when I saw that part in the ep 😭😭

He's a closeted Etho Girlie no one tell him...

#etholabs #etho #hermitcraft fanart #hermitcraft #hermitblr #smallishbeans fanart #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #boat boys #i was gonna draw Etho on the body pillow #but i thought just putting Kakashi there #would be so much funnier #and i was right #SnazzyDArt

[cemeterything]

i didn't realize that i had intrusive thoughts for years because i used to help my dad out with the gardening as a kid and i'd have this recurring mental image of taking one of the heavy metal shovels we'd fetched from the shed and hitting him over the head with it as hard as possible but i thought that was just a normal way to feel about your dad

#🐉 #also i didnt know what intrusive thoughts were #but this explanation is funnier

[hopeluna]

Belphie at Diavolo's parties: this place is so fancy, I don't know which fork to kill myself with

Asmo: the fork on your right.

#this was way funnier when i thought of it in my head #obey me #obey me x reader #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #omswd #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me crack #om! belphegor #om! asmodeus

[tow-bees]

snapple knees

#cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl meme #apple bees #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl the one who waits #cotl baal #cotl aym #cotl bishops #cotl leshycat #cotl narilamb #cotl ratau #cotl sins of the flesh #because there's an egg #they needed to take it with them because it needed to be babysat #idk whose it is #I was originally gonna include a bunch of random followers but I ran out of space and thought the bishops would be funnier #just imagine the followers all squeezed together in another table #you can't see it but narinder is still wearing the socks and sandals from the fishing drawing I did #that's just canon for me