#but i simply can’t

[deklo]

it’s only 9pm i’ve watched everything i could think of that’s halloween related

#idk what else to watch #i’m also feeling Bad which means #i haven’t made my ghost cookies :( or any hot cocoa :( #but i simply can’t #i took my garbage and recycling out which was the most fresh air i’ve had in dayssssudhfjxdjfjch #it felt nice #ALSO REALIZED #I NEVER looked at my fav neighboring houses during halloween at night this year 😭💔

[theleftwindow]

there’s intense gay yearning between me and writing right now, but we’re star-crossed lovers… 😔

#i want to write #but i simply can’t #im stuck in my viney tower of isolation writing will have to come romantically save me first

[islandoforder]

personally i am on team “oisin does legitimately have a crush on adaine and it is just slightly complicated by the plans to you know murder her whole party but like wow she has such potential for rage if she also dedicated herself to ankarna we really could rule the world together hey ivy don’t you think adaine would make an amazing rage driven wizard empress?”

#oisin hakinvar #adaine abernant #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #brennan lee mulligan #siobhan thompson #I simply think his crush being genuine is the funniest option and also adaine can’t actually resist a redemption arc #ivy embra

[o-wild-west-wind]

GOD there’s something so tragic about how all the horrors Ed fleetingly alluded to in s1 were so, so real. They were passive references, even sometimes jokes, when everything was bright and silly and hopeful. But when the lens is shifted everything takes on a new weight.

I mentioned it before but I can’t stop thinking about this line: “these past few weeks have been the most fun I’ve had in ages…years…maybe ever.” Ed meant that with his whole heart!!! His fall is all the harder because he was the highest up he’d literally ever been.

It’s just wild to think of the framing of this show because typically comedy implies that these characters live in a consistently comedic universe but it really is just that one blip in time up until this point. Ed and Stede’s solo stories are inherently tragic and yet when they come together they create a shared comedy universe. The meta use of genre in this show makes me CRAZY

#i actually need to stop thinking about this show I simply don’t have the time #I can’t though :) #some things are too powerful even for adderall to handle #which speaking of I really wish I could give Ed some #ofmd #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death #edward teach #ofmd meta

[nellasbookplanet]

In the wake of FCG' fate I've been thinking about death in ttrpgs, and how it kind of exists on three levels:

There’s the gameplay level, where it only makes sense for a combat-heavy, pc-based game to have a tool for resurrection because the characters are going to die a lot and players get attached to them and their plotlines.

Then there’s the narrative level, where you sort of need permanent death on occasion so as not to lose all tension and realism. On this level, sometimes the player will let their character remain dead because they find it more interesting despite there being options of resurrection, or maybe the dice simply won’t allow the resurrection to succeed.

Then, of course, there’s the in-universe level, which is the one that really twists my mind. This is a world where actual resurrection of the actual dead is entirely obtainable, often without any ill effects (I mean, they'll be traumatized, but unless you ask a necromancer to do the resurrection they won’t come back as a zombie or vampire or otherwise wrong). It’s so normal that many adventurers will have gone through it multiple times. Like, imagine actually living in a world where all that keeps you from getting a missing loved one back is the funds to buy a diamond and hire a cleric. As viewers we felt that of course Pike should bring Laudna, a complete stranger, back when asked, but how often does she get this question? How many parents have come and begged her to return their child to them? How many lovers lost but still within reach? When and how does she decide who she saves and who she doesn’t?

From this perspective, I feel like every other adventurer should have the motive/backstory of 'I lost a loved one and am working to obtain the level of power/wealth to get them back'. But of course this is a game, and resurrection is just a game mechanic meant to be practically useful.

Anyway. A story-based actual play kind of has to find a way to balance these three levels. From a narrative perspective letting FCG remain dead makes sense, respects their sacrifice, and ends their arc on a highlight. From a gameplay level it is possible to bring them back but a lot more complicated than a simple revivify. But on an in-universe level, when do you decide if you should let someone remain dead or not? Is the party selfish if they don’t choose to pursue his resurrection the way they did for Laudna? Do they even know, as characters, that it’s technically possible to save someone who's been blown to smithereens? Back in campaign 2, the moment the m9 gained access to higher level resurrection they went to get Molly back (and only failed because his body had been taken back by Lucien). At the end of c1, half the party were in denial about Vax and still looking for ways to save him, because they had always been able to before (and had the game continued longer it wouldn’t have surprised me had they found a way). Deanna was brought back decades after her death (and was kind of fucked up because of it). Bringing someone back could be saving them, showing them just how loved and appreciated they are. Or it could be saving you, forcing someone back from rest and peace into a world that's kept moving without them because you can’t handle the guilt of knowing you let them stay gone when you didn’t have to. How do you know? How would you ever know?

#cr spoilers #sometimes i think about how oryms backstory has it baked in that will was magically impossible to bring back #while yasha was simply not powerful enough in either magic or connections to bring zuala back #and by the time she was years had gone by and yasha had moved on and bringing zuala back would've been cruel and selfish #similar to how deanna was brought back but now she was left behind and alone #speaking of could you ever truly move on from grief in a world like that? #how do you accept the inevitability of death when it isn’t necessarily permanent? #no wonder delilah and sylas went evil to keep each other alive #no wonder laerryn accidentally caused the calamity in trying to break through the planes #the hubris of a world like this would be UNREAL #as would the bitter feelings from everyone who knows this power exists but can’t access it bc they’re like. a farmer #critical role #long post #nella talks cr #cr3 spoilers

[miss-americanbi]

shout out to all the demons (dyslexic people) who are having the time of their lives trying to spell “ineffable” or “bureaucracy” correctly post good omens 2

#neil says demons can’t spell guess i’m a resident of hell #y’all wouldn’t believe it but I spelled ineffable wrong twice just trying to make this post #don’t even get my started on bureaucracy and i’m a french minor #i simply cannot process writing it seems #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens season 2 #good ineffable omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable partners #ineffable fandom #ineffable idiots #ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable wives #ineffable lovers #ineffable divorce #ineffable spouses #crowley x aziraphale #aziracrow #gabriel x beelzebub #americanbi’s posts

[phntmeii]

♡ Dating Bo and Vincent Sinclair Headcanons:

❝ She always said your talent would make up for what God took away from you. ❝

[SFW Headcanons]

Pairings: Artist!Reader x Vincent Sinclair. FemBimbo!Reader x Bo Sinclair.

Warnings: Slight pervert!Bo Sinclair, Mentions of kidnapping+murders, Manipulation.

A/N: Sinclair Twins are some of my new favs. They are so delectably made I can’t- So here are headcanons BUT with describing what their specific types are instead of keeping it vague. Also, I view Vincent as a selective mute who’s vocal chords are a bit fucked up so he only speaks a few times a day so not a complete mute.

Vincent Headcanons:

✎ Vincent hasn't had any dating experience so much of what he knows is from what Bo has told him which didn't make it interesting in his eyes. But when he sees you, all he wants to do is admire you for whatever reason.

✎ He’d specifically go after you and be the first victim he’d kidnap rather than outright kill.

✎ He tries to convince you he isn’t dangerous (to you) and does little things to prove it. Showing off his drawings, playing music for you, writing notes and letters to you.

✎ Vincent would honestly come off strong because he doesn’t understand how fast or slow a relationship to go. The moment he spotted you, you were already his in his mind.

✎ When you fall for him despite his masked face and silent behaviors, you adjust and get used to him. After all, he wasn’t bad at all. He’d keep you in his room which was tidy and neat as his mother taught him, he’d make sure you were completely taken care of and he was sweet in his little notes.

✎ Vincent’s handwriting is perfect as he was taught to do. His notes would be a little formal but adorable things to find before he slinks away to his studio. “Hello, Y/N. I hope you are adjusting well. :) I wanted to know what foods you like so I can tell Bo to make them. Please write back before lunchtime.”

✎ When he discovers you were an artist as well, he was giddy and excited! Someone who knew what it was like to cycle through ideas and fixate on a project for hours on end.

✎ His few words he’d speak a day would be regarding your own art. No matter what it was, he’d tell Lester to get you the supplies for it and watch over you as you worked.

✎ His ragged and hoarse voice spoken into your ear. “Beautiful…”

✎ He’d randomly gift mini wax sculptures of your favorite animals each week that he worked on between sculptures. Each one better and better than the last.

✎ Vincent thrives on your praise. Sweet boy can’t help but lower his head and blush under his mask at each compliment.

✎ His favorite thing about morning routines were when you’d touch and brush his hair. The massaging at the scalp and tingly feeling he’d get as the brush ran down his black strands felt all too good. He’d also let you do whatever hairstyle you wanted.

✎ Vincent would draw you constantly in his sketchbook. He has pages and pages of different angles of your face, what clothing you wore on a certain day or how you posed during breakfast.

✎ Any and I mean ANY sketches you give him in return? He’s holding onto it like it’s pure gold. He hangs it in his studio where he’s at the most to view it all the time.

✎ Trusts your critiques and observations more than anyone else’s and often asks for your opinion on his pieces.

✎ Doesn’t believe that you like his face without the mask but when he sees you present him with a sketch of his half-mutilated face, he’s stunned. To see him, the truest version of him, as something you deemed worthy to spend time depicting absolutely melts him. He starts to become more willing to remove his mask around you especially if it means he’ll get more drawings like that.

✎ Bo would want so badly to tease Vincent for how he acts around you since Vincent is absolutely infatuated but Bo and Lester find it adorable and are happy Vincent found someone despite everything.

✎ He would definitely want to do those heart hands or hand holding wax molds with you and keep it on his desk.

Bo Headcanons:

> This man’s perfect woman has to be a bimbo, I’m sorry. Someone who is perfectly stupid to overlook some toxic qualities to him and won’t suspect any of his more… violent hobbies.

> Doesn’t have to be the stereotypical busty, all-pink wearing bimbo but just a pretty but airheaded girl.

> He’d originally plan on killing you when you showed up saying your car broke down. You were pretty but so were some other victims who had come through Ambrose. But that dumb factor? Oh, now he’s all in.

> Absolute charmer and reels you in and away from the rest of your group. He’d keep making up reasons as to why you should stay for longer than lie about where your group went.

> He’d keep you sat in the gas station, seeing you so easily entertained. He’d put on that charming smile and tuck your hair behind your ear. “Seems like everyone left you behind, sweetheart. How about you stay jus’ a bit longer, hm? Still need to fix up that car a’ yours, don’t we?”

> He does absolutely use your ditzy and air-headed nature to his advantage to tease because who is he if not a teasing charmer?

> “Aww, sugar, there ain’t much goin’ on in that pretty little head a’ yours, is there?”

> He has purposefully done something to make you trip so he can catch you and make it into a whole romantic scene.

> Absolutely brags to Vincent and Lester about how perfect his girlfriend is.

> He cannot get enough of you at the end of the day. He may have gone into it looking to just use you but consider yourself a charmer as well because he’s soon completely enraptured.

> He enjoys watching you get ready in the morning. Bo will get distracted himself and end up just watch you do your makeup for ten minutes, admiring how pretty you look for him.

> NOTHING BUT PRINCESS TREATMENT!!! He can be toxic and a tease but he likes to be a gentleman too.

> He’s kneeling to put on your shoes on for you, kissing up your leg as he does. He keeps a hand on your back to guide you as you two walk together. Don’t even think about paying for anything because his hand is already in his pocket, ready to pay.

> Bo spoils you rotten. He can’t help it when you smile so sweetly at him that it’s honestly unfair. Sometimes it’s stuff at the store other times it’s stuff he stole from a victim before they met their end. You wouldn’t know, of course, so it’s always a sweet thing.

> If he’s buying you clothes, he’s picking out the tightest options so he can see your body constantly. He’s already turned on constantly by you but he wants to have you all dolled up for him always.

> Although sometimes it can be annoying to have you be so oblivious, he resists any direct insults or rude names since he knows you’ll take it to heart. He never wants to see you upset.

> He knows how much you love his Southern accent and dials it up to 11 with sweet pet names when he needs you for something.

> “Sweetheart, do me a favor an’ pass me the wrench? S’got the blue handle, honey, you know which one.”

> Favorite thing he’s seen you do is when you stole his clothing and became a mini-Bo. Wearing his hat and a jumpsuit all proud of yourself and he couldn’t help but chuckle and claim you should dress like that more often so people know you’re all his.

⤷ divider credits: @cafekitsune

#house of wax #house of wax 2005 #slasher fucker #slasher #slashers #slasher x reader #slasher headcanons #slashers x reader #bo sinclair #vincent sinclair #vincent sinclair headcanons #bo sinclair headcanons #ugh they’re simply so babygirl i can’t #bo sinclair x reader #bo sinclair x you #bo sinclair x y/n #vincent sinclair x reader #vincent sinclair x you

[vellialavellious]

hakuba knew that kaito kid was disguising as shinichi cause his ass was too flat i know because im gosho thank you goodnight

#the butts didn’t match #shinichi’s plays soccer so he has great legs and a great ass #kaito kid simply can’t compete with the kudo bubble butt #what am i saying #dcmk #detective conan #meitantei conan #magic kaito #magic kaito 1412 #kudo shinichi #shinichi kudo #jimmy kudo #edogawa conan #conan edogawa #kaito kid #kuroba kaito #kaito kuroba #hakuba saguru #hakukai

[lunarblazes]

#hermitcraft #i don’t know everyone’s deaths for s10 #but i remembered some patterns off the top of my head lmao #i’m sure more people died to traps that i can’t remember #and the bit DEFINITELY killed a bunch of people #but i simply do not know

[uglygirlstatus]

some ooooold dailies that I don’t think I posted here

#I think I posted some on Twitter ? or maybe one or two of these here ? can’t find them tho #enjoy either at #this is when I first started doing them and since it was 2020 and I was only at work or at home I actually had time to colour them #would love to do that again but alas barely even have time now for simply pencil ones #my art #my comics #daily comics #dailies

[silkenbow]

shaney doodles

#stardew valley #shane stardew valley #stardew shane #shane sdv #shane sdv fanart #shane stardew fanart #sdv #stardew valley shane fanart #one of my FAVS #i can’t explain it idk #i love him #to put it simply

[owlmaya]

it’s been over a year since my last tgcf post… but season 2 is here, so it’s nice to draw these two again

#this one is pretty messy but i can’t help it #i can paint faces and hair but i simply cannot be bothered with clothes #my art #mxtx #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian

[squash1]

“to be loved is to be changed” but it’s adam parrish being loved unconditionally for the first time by gansey and then by ronan lynch and then by blue sargent and learning that love is supposed to be easy. like breathing. and finally accepting the love he has always deserved.

#this thought has been banging around in my brain and making me crazy #if i see one more tiktok of a pet or stuffed animal with this quote #i will simply pass away #i can’t take it #adam parrish #ronan lynch #blue sargent #richard campbell gansey iii #trc #the raven cycle #pynch #adam and ronan #the raven boys #blue lily lily blue #the gangsey #gangsey #mine

[howcomethatthisishappening]

So I don’t think I could ever ship Zoro with someone other than Luffy, I’m sorry, and I realised why so here it is. The thing with Zoro ships that aren’t Zolu is that I can’t see them working out because I don’t think a situation exists in which Luffy is not his number one priority as well as his second and third. Like his partner’d want to do something, try to give him a kiss whatever and he’d be like No sorry I gotta go cuddle my captain or help him do some stupid shit or lay down my life and pride for him.

So I’m not trying to shit on y’all’s ship but honestly shipping him with whoever won’t make him stop being so disgustingly painfully sweetly devoted to Luffy that if every ounce of it equalled an onigiri Sanji could feed their whole planet with it.

#one piece #zolu #roronoa zoro #roronoa my captain is my whole life zoro #i’m serious have any ship you want #it’s simply that i just realised why i can’t see it #the zolu doesn’t even have to be romantic #they could just be bffs and still zoro would be too focused on him #purposely not tagging any of the zoro ships cause that would be mean

[lizord-lord]

Mikey, normally: hey dad!

Raph, also normally: Yo pops!

Leo, like a normal person: Ay, Papa!

Donnie, like a little victorian boy for SOME FUCKING REASON: oh pa’pa!!

#i can’t explain to you why this is the funniest fucking shit #because it simply is #why is he like this #PLEASE keep being like this #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #tmnt 2018

[l3viat8an]

Nsfw! listen…..I’ve got handjobs on the brain again- also lil bit of size kink :)

Thinkin’ about how much Diavolo loves handjobs! Now don’t get me wrong he loves blowjobs and even better; he loves getting to fill your little cunt with his seed-

But there’s something about watching your hand jerk him off…….everything about you looks so small….compared to his demonic cock size, your fingers just able to wrap all the way around his cock.

But he’d think it’s even better if you have to use both hands to stroke him properly- His eyes following the way your hand moves, up and down, rubbing your thumb over the tip.

Your action being rewarded with a low moan from the prince above you.

He can only relax into his thrown and watch as you lean in and lick along the full length of his cock, sucking the little bead of precum off the head before, letting your hand go back to work.

More and more low groans, mixing with soft moans leaving his lips, when you speed up your movements.

He’d love to just fuck your hands like a toy, using you for his personal pleasure…..but he holds himself back, sitting as still as he can and letting you work him to his orgasm.

He knows it’ll feel so much better if he waits, and when he finally comes, the sticky mess spurting out and coving your hand……you’ll reward him by slowly bringing your hand to you lips. Tongue licking it off slowly, a pleased little smile on your lips as Diavolo sits panting above you. Cock already half hard again-

#1 am thots~ #the urge to describe a monster cock- or give him a knot- or something!!! is honestly so strong……but my brain simply can’t T_T #also just Lemme have this- I wanna feel small around a big demon tonight :)) #obey me! #obey me #om! #obmswd #smut #x reader #obey me diavolo #obey me diavolo x reader #obey me smut #om! smut #om! diavolo #obmswd diavolo #obmswd smut #obmswd x reader #om! x reader #obey me diavolo x chubby reader #dia <333