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natalieironside · 1 year
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"The boycott didn't work" It was never a boycott. It's not a mass action. It's just me, saying "I can't be a party to this if I ever want to look my reflection in the eyes again" and "I can't waste my time cultivating friendships with people of such low character."
Have you never made a choice purely for your own benefit and stubborn pride before?
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This is about your little game. This post is about how y'all are people with no character, yellow bellies, and spines made of warm, wet spaghetti. Don't bother telling me all about it; I'm just going to block you and then forget you exist because it's less than stepping on a roach to me.
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toaster-trash · 26 days
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The Dracula protags are kinda in my head rn for some reason. Jonathan‘s such a sweetheart. Mina’s such an icon. Seward is such a cringefail loser. They’re just so silly. But it’s a CRIME that in that entire book Seward does not get a singular proper hug. My guy needed it. That lad was holding on by a thread the entire time. It’s ok bro. You’re a wee bit mentally unstable. Stop overthinking and sleep for a minute. Arthur gets all the sobbing sessions even van Helsing gets his sobbing session but where is my favourite pathetic guy Dr. John Seward’s sobbing session. In my Heart he had one and was just too embarrassed to note it down.
Anywya they’re like. Flash game virtual pets to me.
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vellialavellious · 3 months
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hakuba knew that kaito kid was disguising as shinichi cause his ass was too flat i know because im gosho thank you goodnight
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castielsprostate · 8 months
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he didn't think he deserved to be saved, so he got loved instead
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morickkk · 5 months
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Light of my life beacuse hahaha he is the sun and hahahah hes the last person to see in the light before his vision goign dark hahahaha he was the one who is cursed to burn and hurt him in every way possible in each and every single life bwhshehwhehdejw but he is also the one who gets him out of the dark
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sawsher · 10 months
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Fuck you *furrifies your thing*
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biohazard-4ever · 30 days
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BREAK ME, USE ME AND THROW ME IN A TRASH BAG AND TAKE ME OUT, BABE
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honorarybuckley · 2 months
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buck and eddie separated by the rest of the cast in all of the promo. bookends. meant to be a functional pair but never meant to meet i fear.
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berylshores · 4 months
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You wouldn’t HUG a FISH?!
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clingyduoapologist · 1 month
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What so many “sexy nun” cheep ass Halloween costumes don’t seem to understand is that the desire doesn’t just come from a cross and a headdress anyone can wear black and walk around with their head bowed. No, the desire that comes from a nun is the game that you have to play with yourself when the sister gives you what you’re sure was a sultry smile. The curve of her lips, the desire in her eyes, was it really her’s? Or were you simply seeing your own wickedness reflected back at you? She’s long gone now, lost in a sea of white and black that you have no hope of crossing. And you never saw past her chin yet you can’t get the image of her face out of your head. And you never will. The drama, the intrigue, that’s the whole appeal.
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kineticallyanywhere · 3 months
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hatsune miku with her hair down should be like tony hawk without a skateboard
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callistoangel · 3 months
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For Mulder, the Belgium Malinois. Why? Driven. Obsessive, and look at that attentive lil face. Mulder runs and swims, and Malinois are a very active breed
This is x files characters as dogs btw
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The rough collie for Scully. It's a classic, feminine dog, but it's also incredibly intelligent. It might also help the similarities bc of the Apricot coloured fur? Idk, kinda ginger
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I don't have a good reason 🥲 hur hur I look kinda scary ig. Um, protective, up for whatever. Chill... but are they really?
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This schnauzer looks responsible, and like if you fell in a river it would come and save you... what? Idk what I'm saying. The schnauzer wouldn't lose a stack of paperwork, and Skinner probably wouldn't do that either...
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He ooks like an old dog that would talk about how great America is unprompted. Uh, greman shepherds can be vicious [and dangerous] if not socialised properly. I think I remember him killing for fun? Or wanting to?
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cult-of-the-eye · 4 months
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Staring at someone is better than making out btw
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gale-in-space · 6 months
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why is this so fucking funny to me
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thesingular-voice · 2 months
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I don’t know but I REALLY want Mariah Rose Faith as Aphrodite in the pjo show sorry
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kanthony · 1 month
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one of the rejected women flirting with buck and buck is like "sorry i'm in love with someone else" looks longingly at eddie
she gives buck the rose and says good luck then
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