#but before then naah

[orionsangel86]

Perhaps an unpopular opinion and one Sandman fandom perhaps isn't ready for but I've been thinking about it and I'm sorry, but Hob Gadling would have voted for Thatcher. It pains me to say it fam but its time to admit the truth here. 80s yuppy Hob was a thatcherite.

#hob gadling #the sandman #i can maybe believe he's been trying to be better since 1989 #but before then naah #he was totes a tory in the 80s #this should be utilised more in fics #because we should be bullying hob for his poor choices #rather than pretending he's a modern liberal hero #accept your cringe fail fave okay #hes a horrible person but its okay to love him if you must #like how i adore julien in ghosts #julien aka a terrible 90s tory politician who died during a sex scandal #i still love him though #just think about it #lmao

[sunniss]

Nita in GAP The Series Ep.9 for anon

#gap the series #gap #wlwsource #wlwedit #wlwdaily #nita #my gifs #wow.. #yk ik she's hot but wow just wow #i thought of adding txt but naah #sorry im late #ive said it before but she really is angelina's cousin #the last gif is so....MHM.

[theongreyjoyyyy]

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#on the one hand having a bf has done wonders for having disordered eating #on the other when im trying to eat better to match my gym going and he insists on making the most calorie dense #lacking in nutrient #full of needlessly rich ingredients #it really mentally sends me into a spiral #and its made worse that i cant say anything bc ill be outing myself for it #i did suggest starting to cook 2 seperate dinners but it was a bit naah itll be fine!!! #king you have the metabolism of a 14 year old #personal #hes moved to a pasta bake which with our limited ingredience is much much better than what he was looking at before

[chaoticgoodcaptain]

so note to myself today, if you're reviewing a piece of media and you're not sure if it's adressed to the mom or the dad, just write f-ing parent, your life is gonna be much more peaceful

#i was reviewing a hip hop album #i chose the father #it was the mother #i was not trying to stereotype the word father is in the song like 8 different times #it talks about being raised strong and such #i definitely got that it was written in the memory of a deceased parent #but all the clues led me to believe it was the father #i need to touch some grass and think about what i have done #i honestly apologize to everyone involved to the singer to my editor and very likely to many more people i'm so sorry aaaaa #i hope i'll make it; with the revision; before it's sent for print otherwise i'm doomed xd #you would expect that someone who tries to come up with nonbinary names for a group of people on a daily basis would think about the- #-parent solution but naah in a critical moment i must be a dumbass #update: i made it it should be corrected now i'll see when i get the paper edition

[ronwestbreeze]

ROLE MODEL

pairing: rockstar!hobie brown x drummer!reader

summary: i just like the song lol

word count: 1k (drabble)

author's note: the rockstar!hobie brown idea was inspired by @murdrdocs drabbles. go check them out!

It’s crazy cuz’ he noticed you before you ever set your eyes on him.

The first time was the night before his gig. Hobie just happened to be pub hopping when he saw you smashing it on the drums. You were just so into it, so entranced by the music—him so entranced by you. Hobie just knew by then he had to find some way to talk to you. You were just something he could not see only just once and leave it at that.

No. Once wasn’t enough.

You saw him during one of his gigs. The way the purple and pink lights flashed upon his umber skin, his hair—god you loved the dreads—the piercings, the devilish smirk that just made your heart jump, and the way his hands expertly moved on the strings of his guitar, creating such an amazing sound that you loved so much. The guitar was your favorite instrument, unfortunately you found yourself best at the drums but someday you’d love to give the guitar a try. And look just as cool as this guy.

 Oh yeah, you were totally crushing on him the moment you first saw him. You wanted to talk to him—really you did—even your friend was trying to push you toward him after the show. You were confident on the drums, not asking dudes out.

All you knew was that you wouldn’t forget him or that night. You just weren’t sure if you would ever see him again.

Fuck, you blew your chance…

After that night, you found yourself now obsessed with his band’s music, sometimes catching hints of his singing voice here and there. God you were such a dork about it. Your friends liked to laugh about your little crush, but you were feeling absolutely stupid about it. Knowing that it probably wouldn’t ever happen.

Turns out the two of you lived in the same city. Hobie found you during one of his quick runs to the coffee shop. There he spotted you hunched over a table with a book of music notes and headphones on your ears. He thought about approaching you, introducing himself and all that, but unfortunately he was in a rush and could do nothing but briskly walk past you. Only to stop short when he heard a familiar song coming from your headphones. Just when Hobie was about to leave, you looked up at him.

Smooth as all can be, Hobie pointed to his ears, causing you to move part of your headphones so you could hear him say, “I like that song. You’ve got taste, yeah?”

Your smile made him smile just a bit, “I wouldn’t say all that. If you see my playlist you might change your mind.”

“Naah, I’ll show you mine and you show me yours.”

A chuckle left your lips, “Sure, sounds great.”

Hobie smirked, “I’m—”

“Hobie Brown. Yea, I saw you at one of your shows.”

Huh, you knew who he was. Hobie shouldn’t have been so giddy about this the way he was at that moment.

“You gonna tell me your name then?”

“Y/N.”

God your name was even prettier than he imagined.

You saw him again during a show near your old neighborhood. He even spotted you out in the crowd this time. Honestly, you couldn’t believe you had ran into him that day in the coffee shop, much less that he now knew your name. You pinched yourself multiple times just to make sure you hadn’t been dreaming about that interaction. And when the bruises appeared on your skin, your heart fluttered for hours. A giggly mess as embarrassing as it sounded.

When the show was over, you managed to leave out the side door of the venue only to find Hobie leaning against a wall with a cigarette in his mouth and black headphones around his neck. He looked up, a grin stretching his lips when he saw you.

“Thought I saw you in ‘ere.”

He stepped toward you as you grinned, “You were killer on that guitar you know, I’m almost envious.”

“Naah, I know you ain’t shit talkin’ when I saw you slammin’ it on em’ drums.” Hobie smirked when you grew visibly flustered. You didn’t know he had seen you play before. “Best drummer I’ve seen, I’ll tell ya.”

“Shut up, there’s way better.” You playfully rolled your eyes as you leaned on the brick wall next to him. You gestured to the headphones, “Got that playlist for me?”

Hobie smirked and placed them on your head, “This first song is why I picked up the strings in the first place.”

When the song played, when you heard the guitar, you immediately was engrossed into the song. Closing your eyes, listening closely to every instrument and every voice. For a second you had almost forgotten that Hobie was there watching you, his hand on the wall next to you and leaning on it.

You pointed to the headphones, “You’ve gotta show me how to play like this. Like you one day.”

“Yeah?” Hobie glanced from your lips and then back to your eyes, “What, d’you want private lessons? Cuz’ I think there’s room in me schedule. If ya ready for it.”

Instead of replying, you took your own headphones out and placed them on his head. “Here, you're gonna like this one.” When you played the song from your phone, Hobie didn’t close his eyes and get into the music like you had done. Instead he never broke eye contact with you and his head began bopping slightly.

You stepped forward and Hobie leaned closer. It was perfect how your lips easily fitted each other. How the smell of both cigarettes and cologne filled your nose, leaving you wanting more of it. How the softness of your lips only confirmed that he wouldn’t let you go so easily.

Both hands were on the wall and on either side of your head as he leaned further into the kiss. The music pounded in both of your ears, the night was loud and yet quiet at the same time.

There was a certain high that came from his touch. And there was a certain drug that he craved when it came to kissing you.

When the two of you broke apart to catch your breaths, he grinned down at you.

“It’s a date then.”

#hobie brown #hobie brown x reader #spider punk #spider punk x reader #across the spiderverse #marvel #hobie brown x you #hobie brown x black!reader #hobie brown drabble #spider punk drabble

[mncxbe]

OMG OMG, what about, Bsd characters(pls include jouno, I'm starved of content from him) with a drunk s/o, that is all like "I have a boyfriend/girlfriend, don't touch me(or sth else, but u get the gist-)" ALSO if you don't want to do this, don't. <<<:

Ok I love the idea. I tried to make it as silly as possible hope you like it♡♡

Note: I have some Ango content for tomorrow👀

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Strawberry Daiquiri

𝑫𝒂𝒛𝒂𝒊, 𝑱𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒐, 𝑨𝒌𝒖𝒕𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒘𝒂 𝒙 𝒇𝒆𝒎!𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆��

𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒓𝒆: silly/ fluff♡

𝑱𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒐

starting off with our blind king; let's assume that you're so drunk you don't recognize him

he's amused by your act at first, but the longer you keep it up the more frustrated he gets

he does find it cute that you're so loyal to him tho; also worried that you're so drunk

surely teases you about it the next day

Although he may not seem like it, Jouno was a supportive boyfriend; your unyielding determination was his favourite quality. He didn't see any problem with it until one day you decided to beat Fukuchi in a drinking competition.

"I'm telling you Sai. I got this" you said as you walked into the captain's office with a handful of bottles of sake.

Your boyfriend only rolled his eyes and went back to his business. He returned three hours later when he finally managed to finish the last of his reports. Knocking at the mahogany door he gently pushed it open, stepping inside the room.

"Captain" he saluted with a small bow and Fukuchi waved at him, utterly unaware that the man couldn't see it.

Just then, your voice echoed through the room; a high pitched groan.

"Naah captain I'm sure I'll beat you. Pour more for me." Your words were slurred and Jouno could sense your hightened body temperature, a sign of clear intoxication.

Fukuchi chuckled, filling your cup again.

"You think you can take it? You look quite plastered to me"

"I'm not done 'till you are."

A smile rose to Jouno's lips as he caught the hint of resolve in your voice, but he knew by your fast heartbeat that you should probably stop drinking soon. He walked to your side, gently seizing your forearm.

"Let's go home Y/N. I think you've had enough to drink tonight"

"Huh? Fuck off dude I have a boyfriend." you said nonchalantly, yanking your arm away.

For a brief moment Jouno was baffled, hand frozen in mid air as he watched you down another glass; but then he snapped back to reality.

"Hey Y/N look at me." he said playfully, seizing your chin to make you look up to him. "It's me, Sai"

"Sai..." you contemplated, his name rolling off your lips in a low hum "Ah Sai"

From across the table Fukuchi let out a low chuckle. "Take her home, Jouno. She's drunk"

"No I'm not. I ain't stopping 'till I get you... uh..-till you give up" you mumbled, causing Jouno to sigh.

"We're out of alcohol Y/N" added Fukuchi, dangling the last empty bottle before your eyes.

"Please dear let's go home" Jouno cooed, his fingers gently intertwining with yours and you eventually got up, holding on to the back of your chair for support.

"I consider this this a draw, captain" you said sluggishly and Fukuchi nodded.

"Goodnight to you two"

With that, Jouno snaked an arm around your waist and walked with you out of the office, down the halls of the Hunting Dogs's headquarters and on to the crowded street. He raised a hand to hail a cab and as soon as the yellow vehicle pulled over, your boyfriend opened the backseat door and placed you inside; then joined you in the backseat.

Jouno gave the driver your address and the car drove off towards your apartment.

"Are you feeling ok darling?" he asked in a concerned voice and you nodded, scooting closer to him.

"Yea I am..." After a moment of silence you added in the same slurred, giddy tone. "Say, are you really my boyfriend? You're handsome."

Jouno blushed furiously at your words, his lips curling into a sly smile. "You bet I am pretty girl."

The lights of the city came and went in blurry waves, causing your head to ache. You leaned your head on the crook of Jouno's neck, shielding your vision. He only chuckled, placing one of his hands on top of your head.

"Go sleep darling. I'll wake you up at home"

You mumbled a mhm before closing your eyes and, drunk on love and sake, drifted into a deep slumber.

𝑫𝒂𝒛𝒂𝒊

such a tease; will make fun of you about it tomorrow if you don't recognize him

he's a smooth operator

he's all like: "Aww sure my sweet lady. How about you tell me more about that boyfriend of yours then?" and just sits there listening to you praise him

probably carries you home and puts you to bed after

It was Yosano's birthday and she decided to take the Agency members out for a drink at a local pub. The place was cozy, dimly lit; low, wooden tables lining the sides of the room. Peach Pit's "Alrighty Aphrodite" sounded through the speakers in the corner of the room.

Not only three hours in you were plastered, body hunched over as you rested your arms on your table. Seeing your state, Dazai made his way to your side and took a seat next to you.

"Everything alright bella?" he hummed cheerfully, causing you to moan.

"Ah shut up. My head hurts." you whined, holding your head between the palms of your hand. "And just so you know I already have someone so... [you hiccup] just let me be."

"Oh I see" Dazai chuckled, placing his drink on the table. "Why don't you tell me more about that boyfriend of yours then."

Only then you raised your head, eyes half lidded as a tender smile rose to your lips. "My 'samu is such a darling. So handsome and smart. He gives the best hugs you know?"

You casually wrapped your arms around your own body, demonstrating your words. "Just like this. And he's so handsome and... he's caring. I love him lots ya know?" you went on.

Dazai chuckled upon hearing your words. "Is that so?"

"Yea. And- Hold on mind if I just?" you asked, leaning your aching head on his shoulder "Mm this is better. Anyway, 'samu's the one for me. I just know it. Did you ever feel this way about someone?"

"I did. I do, in fact." he replied, taking in your sleepy features: your cheeks were flushed, nostrils slightly flaring as you steadily breathed in and out, lashes fluttering shut.

"That's nice then" was all you said before dozzing off on his shoulder.

Your boyfriend smiled again and placed a chaste kiss on the crown of your head.

"I love you too, bella" he said in a hushed voice before downing the rest of his drink, the golden liquid warming up his insides just like you did with his heart and soul. [so cheesy of me nah]

𝑨𝒌𝒖𝒕𝒂𝒈𝒂𝒘𝒂

poor baby is so confused at first

he frowns so much

if you do end up recognizing him and get all giddy and affectionate he's gonna blush so much omg

probably asks you not to get drunk again cuz he's lowkey scared you'll get brain damage

"Piss off. I have a boyfriend" you said with a blank expression as you brushed his hand away from your shoulder, swaying your hips towards the bar.

Akutagawa was left speechless, utterly confounded by your sudden actions. 'What the...' he thought, walking right after you. The roaring music in the bar made it impossible for you to hear him calling out your name.

"Hey Y/N. Cut it out will you" he hissed, seizing your wrist.

"Let go of me" you pleaded, trying to free yourself but ended up stumbling backwards. If it weren't for Rashōmon you would've fallen flat on the hard floor of the bar; the black tendrils wrapped around your waist, bringing you back to your feet.

After you managed to regain your composure your glassy eyes met his, gazes locked in a drunk daze. Then a sign of recognition flashed in your eyes and your lips curled into a soft smile.

"Aww Ryuu baby" you giggled, arms wrapping around his neck as you pulled him into a tight hug. "I'm quite drunk baby"

"I can see that..." he stammered, trying to hide the rosy blush that bloomed on his cheeks upon hearing your endearment. "Want me to take you home?"

"Yea I'd like that sweetie" you continued in the same slurred voice. You pulled away from him a bit but your faces were still mere inches apart, a giddy smirk on your lips; fingers toying with the tufts of his hair.

Just when Akutagawa was about to walk towards the exit your lips found his and you pulled your body flush against his. The kiss was sloppy and warm, the taste of alcohol on your sugary lips causing your boyfriend to moan lightly. His hands came to rest on your hips, pulling you closer to him.

After a few moments he gently pushed you away. His face was red as a tomato.

"Come on Y/N. Let's go home"

"But I wanna kiss you mooore" you pouted and attempted to kiss him again but he leaned slightly back, chuckling.

"How about you kiss me at home? I'll let you kiss me all you want." he said awkwardly but it wad enough for you to take a step back.

You grabbed his wrist and marched through boisterous crown and towards the back exit of the bar where you car was parked.

"We better hurry then" you added playfully, voice muffled by the sounds around you.

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd x reader #bsd fluff #dazai osamu #bsd dazai #bsd headcanons #dazai bsd #dazai x you #dazai x reader #jouno fluff #bsd jouno #jouno x reader #jouno saigiku #akutagawa fluff #akutagawa x reader #bsd akutagawa

[mj0702]

The other Bronze – Part 11

Hey guys... here's the promised next Part

As always my thanks go out to all my anons (especially gold star and lunatic), to my Bubs @samkerrworshipper and my best management @valewosomtb 🤣

I hope you enjoy it and since I'm bored AF Part12 is already in the making ❤️

“Hey... hey” you suddenly hear after you stomped out of the hotel and you felt a hand on your shoulder stopping you from getting away “What's the matter Liefje?”

You turned around to come face to face with one Sarina Wiegman who looked at you concerned. You were so angry that you couldn't answer her and just started to throw your arms up and around trying to bring your point across while grunting deeply

“Okay... calm down...” Sarina said after a minute of you flinging your arms around grabbing your shoulders to ground you

You took several deep breaths knowing your adoptive mom wouldn't push you and most certainly wouldn't judge you for your actions

“Good... you're doing good.... just calm down and tell me what happened” the Dutch woman spoke calmly seeing that Leah came sprinting out of the hotel looking for you. Sarina shook her head at her Capitan and the blonde retreated back after she saw the national team coach already took care of you

“She roomed me with... LJ” you practically spit out the name of the young player

“Who? What?” Sarina looked confused

“Leah... she roomed me with James” you got upset again

“Okay.... keep calm Liefje... I'll talk to Leah – but I think she had her reasons... and you can always sleep in my room if you want” the blonde Dutch said keeping her voice calm

“But WHY would she do that?” you asked your voice getting desperate

“We can go ask her – and don't forget y/n... none of the know what happened three years ago” Sarina reminded you softly

“Still.. it's not really a secret that we don't get along” you huffed knowing your “mom” was right once again

“Just get your stuff I'm in room 528” Sarina smiled giving you the opportunity to swap rooms if you wanted to

“Naah it's fine... wouldn't go over the Skippers head” you smiled already planning tons of pranks on Leah and tons of things to annoy LJ

“You know where to find me if you need me” the Dutch smiled back “And now off you go... meeting in 30 minutes”

“Yes mevrouw” you saluted mockingly

“Your dutch gets better... Viv or Jill?” Sarina grinned ignoring your little teasing

“Viv... Jill only teaches me stuff you wouldn't approve of” you grinned

“Why am I not surprised.. now off... 25 Minutes” the blonde smiled “Oh and y/n...” she said after you started to scramble off

“Yeah?” you turned around again

“If you ever need to talk about what happened back then... I'm always here to listen okay?” the dutch said and you heard that she was serious

“Yeah I know Mama Rina... thank you” you smiled softly

“Always Liefje” Sarina smiled back before shushing you away

“y/n” you heard when you entered the lobby again

“Not now Williamson” you growled at her “Just give me my fucking room card and leave me alone”

Leah was taken aback at your aggressive tone and handed you your card

“406” the blonde Capitan said as you snatched the card out of her hand

You grabbed your bag which was standing next to Leahs feet (definitely NOT where you left it) and walked towards the staircase

“There's an elevator” the blonde yelled after you confused

“Need to let some steam off or I'll rearrange my roommates face” you yelled back as you pushed the door to the staircase open disappearing in it

You used the stairs to the first floor to warm your leg muscles up before doing high knees until the second floor and then do some footwork until floor 3 and then use the remaining steps to cool down a little. When you finally reached your room you pulled out your phone asking your girlfriend for her room number before you took a deep breath swiping the card to open the door.

“There you are slow poke” LJ grinned at you while you considered ignoring her or punching her but since you knew Sarina wouldn't be too happy with you punching one of her forwards you decided to ignore her

“Hey... I talked to you... you really going to ignore me?” the dark skinned woman said confused

“Okay look... here's how this is going to work... If I'm in here, you are not... if you are in here I won't be” you sighed deeply throwing your bag on the empty bed

“What... what's wrong? Jesus y/n... why are you hostile towards me?” LJ asked and THAT really hit a nerve with you

“Really??? YOU of all people asked why I'M so hostile?? YOU were the reason I nearly needed a FOURTH ACL surgery bitch” you exploded not knowing Keira was right outside your door

“Oh my god... is this what this is all about?? For god heavens – that was like... three years ago” LJ rolled her eyes

“I told you the whole time I CAN'T kick a ball.... and what do you do? You passed it right into my walk... I was on crutches!!!” you yelled “YOU made me fall and instead of coming over and help me you fucked off because you were scared Lucy would rip you in half!! Sarina of all people found me... SARINA who just took over from Phil... she found me and alerted the medics that I needed med aid... and what did they do... shipped me off to hospital because my stitches ripped open and I was bleeding like fuck... they wanted to fast track me into the OR... they just didn't because neither Luce nor Keira were there with us to approve for a surgery... so thank you for that backstabbing bitch...”

“It wasn't on purpose!” the darker one defended herself

“Bullshit!!! Your accuracy is at something over 90... you knew EXACTLY where that ball would end up!!” you were THIS close to strangle her

“You can't prove it” LJ said and you knew you were right

“I don't need prove because I KNOW... and now fuck off... I need to shower” you growled turning towards the bathroom “Oh and if you decide to ignore my warning... I bet you look DASHING without eyebrows”

When you exit the shower you were relieved to find the room empty – or so you thought. You just started to change when you heard a voice behind you

“Is it true? That it was LJ who made you trip and not your clumsiness?” you immediately reconized Keiras voice.

You didn't even jump. You just stilled your movement hanging your head low sighing deeply

“You were never meant to hear that” you said your voice barley above a whisper

“God y/n... that was a yes or no question” Keira pressed the matter

“No comment” you sighed

“Why didn't you tell me?” the blonde asked

“There's nothing to tell... I tripped” you sighed again before pulling Georgias shirt over your head and turning around faking a happy smile

“You never lied to me.. don't start now Bitsy” Keira said immediately her eyes locking on yours

“I won't say anything regarding that matter... it's in the past and it's over...” you shrugged your shoulders

“Then tell me at least why” the blonde said not letting go – you never expected her you just knew Keira too well

“I ain't no snitch... she was... is.. she is the “new star” in this team... isn't that what the media called her... if I'd said something Lucy would have probably killed her... you too... so.. I tripped” you shrugged your shoulders again but the look on your face was deeply sad

“God Bitsy...” Keira sighed sadly running her hands over her face “... you should have said something... it all makes so much more sense now... you don't touch a ball only because you're hurting... but because you're scared – the last time a ball touched your feet you ended up in hospital again... alone”

“Wasn't alone... Sarina was with me – never let go of my hand” you mumbled

“Is that why you were suddenly so close to her?” the blonde asked

“Yeah... she knew all along... she saw what happened... but I made her promise to not say anything to you or Luce... and to not kick LJ of the team because she is a good player – not a good person, but a good player... she fits in the teams playing style” you explained

“I will...” Keira started and you interrupted her quickly

“You won't anything Keira Walsh... I swear to god if you risk your place on the team then I seriously go all ballistic on your ass” you said sternly

“I don't think you realize how many people in this team love you... you grew up with 70% of the team y/n... I don't have to risk anything... I just would have to mention it to some people” Keira simply shrugged her shoulders

“Kei no... if you do that I will never forgive you... that's my thing... it doesn't concern the team or players – it only concerns me and James” you held Keiras look your features hardening

“Okay... okay” the blonde lifted her hands in a surrounding matter “But if anything else happens I want you to tell me”

“Pff... she doesn't have the balls to do anything” you rolled your eyes “But you could help me out for a hot minute” you smirked

“Your girlfriend is already downstairs hoping to escape your sister by sitting right in front of Sarina when the meeting starts...” the blonde chuckled

“That's why I didn't get an answer” you huffed “... but not the help I need... I need you to distract Lucy... just for a minute”

“Really... a quickie?” Keira raised her eyebrow

“No... god Kei... are you that desperate that you want to get included in MY sexlife???” you asked bewildered

“God no...” the blonde rolled her eyes “... you are not really my type”

“Good... because you wouldn't be able to keep up anyway” you waved off “I need Luces leather jacket...”

“I won't comment on your statement and just gonna ask... what do you need the leather jacket for?” Kei asked already starting to pinch the bridge of her nose

“You'll see... but Kei.. Pleeeaaaase... you just need to distract her for a second” you begged puppy eyes full on display

“I basically raised you... these don't work on me.. one question... whatever you planned... is it dangerous?” the blonde asked seriously

“I promise on all that is holy to me... it's not... it's just fun... your type of fun... not my type of fun” you answered honestly and Keira saw you weren't lying

“How do you want to get the jacket out of there” Keira mused

“That won't be a problem... you just need to keep her occupied for a minute” you grinned your phone already in your hand

“The things I do for your happiness Bitsy” the blonde rolled her eyes but stood up to leave for your sisters room

Two minutes later Keira knocked on the door just for Less to open it. She quickly smirked at Keira winking at her before turning around

“Lucy... Keiras here for you” the youngest one said retreating back into the room

“Yeah?” your sister said as she stepped into the doorframe

“Ehrm... yeah... I...” Keira started being a little taken aback at how Less would know before she suddenly KNEW how the holy leather jacket will exit the room and when she glanced past Lucy she already saw Less rummaging through Lucys bag “I wanted to ask if we could probably switch holidays back”

“Huh?” Lucy said confused

“Sorry... with Narla... you know how I said I would like her for Christmas? If it's okay with you could we maybe switch so you take her at Christmas?” the blonde tried to sound as convincing as possible

“Of course... you know you didn't have to come here to ask... you could just have texted” your sister looked even more confused

“Just checked on Bitsy... Leah roomed her with LJ... so I was around the corner anyway” the blonde shrugged

“Really... that's awesome!!” Lucy exclaimed happily “Maybe they start to finally get along again – I mean they were really close when they were younger”

“Scuse me...” Less pushed herself out the door lightly pushing Lucy out of the way as Keira just stepped aside seeing the light bulge under Lessis shirt

“Oi... where you going??” Lucy asked confused

“Picking up Toons for the meeting... you know her – need to be there a few minutes early to kick her ass to be there in time” the young blonde yelled as she sped walk down the corridor

“Gosh... those kids these days” your sister rolled her eyes but smiled anyway

“If I remember correctly Bronze I always had to kick your ass too so we would be on time... and the ONE camp I didn't attend you were running laps over laps because you were always late” Keira teased

“ONE time... I was late ONE time” Lucy exclaimed

“Not what Jill said” the blonde shot back laughing

“Oh please... Jill didn't even remembered her name after the Euros” your sister rolled her eyes again smiling

“You didn't either” Keira smirked “I had to pick you up”

“I mean... I was rather... tipsy” your sister smiled embarrassed

“Tipsy??? You hit on me... TWICE” the blonde bursted out laughing “Apparently I reminded you of your ex”

“Don't start...” Lucy grimaced “You want to accompany me to the meeting Mrs. Walsh?”

“Oh my... what an absolute honour Mrs. Bronze... please lead the way” Keira played along as Lucy offered her arm to her

“Okay everyone... Welcome to the first Lionesses Camp on our road to the World Cup” Sarina opened the meeting smiling as she heard a few cheers at the mention of the World Cup

“Wait... where is Less??” Tooney suddenly asked looking around

“Where's the smaller Bronze?” now Millie asked too confused

“Stanway!!” Lucy immediately yelled thinking you and your girlfriend snucked away

“Over here!” Georgia yelled back lifting her hand

“Oh... oh.... okay good... stay there” your sister pointed her finger at G narrowing her eyes

“God Luce... you're worse than your mother when we started dating” Keira rolled her eyes next to your sister

“Still... WHERE IS LESS???” Ella pretty much screamed

Suddenly the team heard the surround system springing to life as the opening cords from “You're the One that I want” starting to play. Everyone looked around confused while Sarina tried to keep her players under control. You more or less kick the door open sporting a black tight jeans and a Lioness Vintage College Jacket which you had made just for THAT entrance walking inside you looked around confused as Less rounded the corner leaning against the doorframe smirking. Who wasn't smirking was your sister when she saw what Alessia was wearing – Less wore a skin tight black leather leggings with high heels (which kicked Sarina into a frenzy already seeing Less breaking her ankle because that girl tripped over air) a 80s black top and HER holy leather jacket. You locked eyes with Less and smirked as she pushed herself off the doorframe and you started your little dance like Danny and Sandy all those years back. You even recuted Millie, Rach and Tooney as Pink Ladies pulling out the signature pink jackets from their hiding spots where you placed them before. To say there were a LOT of pictures of Millie “the brickwall” Bright stuffed in a pink jacket which was at least one size too small was an understatement. In the end three quarters of the team was dancing along while the remaining quarter took videos and pictures laughing along. Even Sarina showed off one or two dance moves. As the song ended you had Less in your arms her legs around your waist as you carried her down the aisle laughing loudly. That you stepped on LJs foot hard when you passed her was pure coincidence.

“Oh my god that was amazing” Less laughed as you set her down again

“Only took us 4.5 month to get it done but hey... a dare is a dare” you grinned

“That was one of Toons best dares to day” the blonde grinned “Did you see Sarina... she was full on groovy”

“Didn't knew she could throw out moves like that.... but now we should head back” you smirked “Not that I have to attend but I’ll suffer with you out of sympathy”

“Come on in Danny and Sandy” Sarina grinned as she saw you standing in the door again “May I ask what caused this interruption?”

“Tooney dared us” you shrugged smirking as Ella yelled a “Backstabber!”

“Oh really... not that I didn't enjoy your little show.... so a round of applause for Danny and Sandy over here” the Dutch started and then paused for the applause the team graced you with “... but now we're behind on the schedule and you know what I hate nearly as much as losing?”

“When someone takes your last stroopwaffle?” you smiled innocently already knowing where this rhetorical question is heading

“Nice one... but no... I hate being behind schedule with a passion... so both of you laps tomorrow morning before training” the blonde Dutch woman smiled sweetly as you and Less groaned out

“I even speak with the stadium manager if they could play your song while you're running” Sarina smirked

“Ugh” you rolled your eyes but accepted your fate huffing out as you plopped down in the seat next to your girlfriend which was earlier occupied by Ella who miraculously was sitting next to Niamh now.

Just as your ass touched the chair you heard Lucys signature whistle which made you turn towards her instantly looking at her confused. She nodded her head signalling you to move seats so you wouldn't sit with Georgia. You looked at her even more confused as you shook your head. Your sister nodded your head again this time with more authority to which you just lifted your middle finger smiling before pulling a face at her turning back around

“Y/n” you heard the warning of your sister clearly from three rows behind you

“What... I can sit wherever I want...” you said back but not turning around anymore before starting to smirk

“Sarina” you said innocently lifting your hand like you were back in school

“Yes? Didn't know that this was a Q&A but yes?” the Dutch said a little annoyed

“Lucy is interrupting my concentration with her talking” you faked innocents smirking as Sarinas eyes snapped towards your sister

“I didn't do anything” Lucy defended herself “Just told her to move”

“And why would she do that?” the blonde Dutch asked raising her eyebrow and you snickered knowing you just activated Mama bear mode

“I don't think it's a good idea my sister and Georgia sitting next to each other” Lucy grumbled out

“Why? Because they're dating? Dear god Lucy... grow up... I let you room with your girlfriend at the time and don't think the whole floor didn't hear what you were up to” Sarina shot back successfully making your sister blush embarrassed while Keira coughed which sounded suspiciously like a “told you”

“Anything else to discuss?” the Dutch asked strict into the round of world class players who all shook their head eyes wide

“Good... then we can finally continue... and y/n... keep your hands to yourself so your sister won't die of a burst vein” Sarina rolled her eyes looking at a red headed sulking Lucy Bronze

“It's not like I'm gonna rip her clothes off right here and have my way with her in front of all of you....” you grumbled which caused Millie to burst out laughing at Georgias wide eyed shocked impression

“Please stop talking” your girlfriend begged with you already feeling the holes in the back of her head from Lucys hard stares

“I mean I wouldn't have a problem with it.. I already saw every single woman in this room naked so nothing to be embarrassed about for me...” you shrugged your shoulders as G covered her face with her hands groaning

“Okay...” Sarina clapped her hands “I have two more topics to discuss and then you are free for the night and you can do whatever – or whoever – you want”

You snickered as now Lucy AND your girlfriend groaned loudly. Millie actually took the opportunity to reach over Rachel to high-five you. The meeting went by without any more interruptions and about 20 Minutes later Sarina officially ended the meeting. You immediately shot out of your seat grabbing Georgias hand to pull her up but you let go immediately as you notice your sisters glare.

“Just helped her up” you lifted your hands in surrender as you walked towards the exit.

You noticed Keira bumping into you grinning knowingly. You looked at her confused but she just winked at you.

“You with me...” Lucy said as she pulled you along her arm over your shoulders

“Excuse me... this is a free country and I can go wherever I want” you exclaimed as you had no choice than to follow her

“You'll spend the evening with me...” your sister growled lowly just seconds before Tooney screamed so everyone would hear it

“Team bonding in Mearps and my room... 30 minutes... bring all the snacks we're not allowed to eat for the next week”

Mary didn't look happy but with all the happy cheers surrounding her she just sighed and just accepted it

“You'll sit next to me” Lucy declared before letting you go

“You know I have two sides, right? G can still sit next to me... or on top of me” you smirked

“My favourite place anyway” you heard your girlfriend mumble under her breath as she passed you and Lucy

“What did you just say??” your sister looked at her friend shocked

“Nothing” your girlfriend said quickly embarrassed and started to walk away a little faster

“Hey Luce” you pulled a little on your sisters shirt (mainly to distract her from going after your girlfriend)

“Yeah?” Lucy looked at you annoyed and you put on your best puppy eyes face

“Can I have a tenner please? Pleeeaaaase Lucy” you begged your voice sweet as sugar

“What you need a tenner for?” your sister asked confused

“Need to buy some snacks... saw a Tesco down the road” you shuffled around knowing small you always did the trick

“You're not going there alone... give me a minute and I'll go with you” Lucy rolled her eyes

Yep – still works. You grinned as your sister parked you at Millies side with the order to not let you wander off to which the tall player just grabbed your shirt before returning to her conversation with Lotte. Three minutes later Lucy was back with a jacket and a baseball cap on her head taking your hand as she led you outside

“I want you to know I'm not against your relationship” Lucy started once you were out of earshot from everyone

“Feels like it” you mumbled

“I'm not.. I just want to see if G stands up for you if she gets pressured” your sister assured you “Because fuck Bubs... if anyone outside of this team finds out you both are neck deep in shit”

“Lucy... I really appreciate you looking out for me... really... I love you you are my sister – more than my sister... you are my best friend... but you can't do that to G... because being pressured from YOU is far worse than anything the press could throw at her... you are her idol – she looks up to you” you said as you grabbed your sisters hand continuing to walk

“I need to be sure she can protect you Bubs” Lucy said insistent

“You know she can... who do you think she learned it from?” you answered just as firmly

“I just... I need to know she won't run” your sister said her voice now lower

“Did you know she nearly didn't take the call up for this camp because she's so scared that you basically tell her you don't approve” you blurted out “I PROMISED her that everything is going to be okay and work out... don't make me a liar Luce... I'm a lot of things but I ain't no liar”

“I... didn't know that... and I promise I will turn it down but I can't let her off the hook so easy – I'm your sister after all” Lucy said and a small smile appeared around the edges of her mouth

“How about you turn it off instead of turn it down?” you asked hopefully as you grabbed a shopping cart pushing it right into the aisle with all the sweets loading everything you could grab into the cart

“No sorry... can't do that... but I promise I turn it down... hey... you said a tenner... that's much more than a tenner” your sister exclaimed as she saw how you loaded up your shopping cart

“Good thing my sister is earning a shit ton of money then” you grinned as you climbed up the shelf to reach Starburst, Dweeps and some Taverners.

“Come back down... you space cadet will hurt yourself” Lucy whisper yelled looking around the aisle if anyone was watching you

“I'm too small to reach them otherwise” you huffed out as you stood on your toes on the second shelf

“That's a sign from God that you shouldn't eat that sugary stuff” your sister growled as she stepped behind you to hold you at your waist so she could catch you if you slip.

“We don't believe in God” you grumbled back as you FINALLY got the bag of sweets you were angling for “HA!!! Gotcha bitch” you exclaimed happily grinning widely as you hopped backwards right into Lucys arms

“Aaaaand five sets of 15... you really cashing in those push ups” your sister grinned as she caught you easily

“Oh come on... you can't up my push ups...” you whined as you started to walk towards the check-out

“That makes no sense and yes I can...” Lucy rolled her eyes smirking

“That'll be £78.85” the teenager behind the register said as he threw all your stuff in plastic bags

“EXCUSE ME???” your sister exclaimed loudly looking at you shocked “You said a tenner”

“One tenner... eight tenner... tomato tomahto” you waved off but nodded towards the cash desk grinning

“I get that money back” your sister narrowed her eyes at you as she pulled out her debit card

“How?? I don't earn money” you shrugged your shoulders as you grabbed the multiple bags

“Then you work it off... my apartment is usually a little dusty when I come back from camp” Lucy smirked as she followed you out of the shop

“Okay... don't come running to me if something important is broken” you said nonchalantly

“True.. that's not a good idea... you probably wouldn't even do it on purpose...” your sister huffed “Oh... you will be my bag boy this week...” she grinned

“Yeah no... still female” you answered after you pulled your shirt forward glancing at your chest

“God you are unbelievable” Lucy groaned

“Learned it from the best” you grinned back

“You know it Bubs” your sister smirked as the two of you entered the hotel again

You saw Sarina before she could spot you and Lucy. You quickly looked down to all the bags you were carrying and decided you got in enough trouble for one day. So you looked at Lucy with puppy eyes

“Could you please hold the bags for a second? I have something in my shoe” you pushed out your lower lip

“Course...” Lucy shrugged as you handed over all the bags getting down to untie your shoe.

“Lucia Bronze I hope these bags are not filled with snacks” you heard Sarina exclaim firmly and looked up to see Lucys white shocked face.

You couldn't help yourself and snickered quietly because your plan worked just too well

“Ehrm” Lucy started to stutter

“Why do you Bronzes always feel the need to give me a headache?” the Dutch answered not even waiting for your sister to answer

“Keira always says something similar” you grinned from your place on the ground

“Hand them over” Sarina pointed to the bags

“Mama Rina please...” you started to beg not wanting to give up your goods

“No... we are preparing” the Dutch started and you interrupted her

“... for a World Cup I know... but let us have this evening...” you used your best puppy eyes “Just tonight... Pleeeaaaase”

“You can keep ONE bag...” Sarina said giving in slightly

“Two” you quickly started to hackle

“ONE...” the Dutch stood her ground while Lucy just silently watched

“Can I put it together myself?” you asked carefully

“Sure... ONE bag Liefje” Sarina nodded

You emptied all the bags on the ground of the hotel lobby starting to sort through all your sweets already a plan forming in your head. It took you about seven minutes and all the sweets were in little piles around you.

“One bag, yes?” you asked the womens head coach

“One bag” she confirmed raising an eyebrow catching on that you got a plan

“Challenge accepted” you smirked as you carefully started to stacking the candy into one plastic bag.

And god you really outdid yourself this time. The bag was ready to explode but you fitted everything (except a bag of Wine Gums but you knew Sarina loved those) into the plastic sack smirking widely

“One Bag” you smirked smugly as Lucy couldn't hold back and bursted out laughing

“Well played Liefje... go before I change my mind” Sarina smirked back

“Come on Luce” you quickly got off the ground shoving the heavy overfilled bag in your sisters arms starting to run off.

“Please don't let her eat too much of that” the Dutch laid her hand on Lucys arm

“And let her have a full grown ass sugar rush? Absolutely not...” your sister smiled back

“Good...” Sarina nodded smiling as you turned around waiting for the elevator

“Come on Lucy... how do you want to play in a World Cup when you can't even make it to the elevator??” you yelled happily that you “outsmarted” Sarina

“Coming...” your sister yelled back not even caring that half the lobby now turned their heads towards you

“I thought you were getting snacks?” Ella said first thing as she opened the door seeing you standing there empty handed

“Sloth over there has it” you nodded towards your sister who was about three doors down carrying the bag in her arms

“Oh my GOD” Tooney gawked when she laid eyes on the full bag

“Been called that before” you said as you grinningly winked at your girlfriend just for your sister to kick you gently

“Stop it... you want me to turn it down so you turn it down as well” Lucy grumbled as she pushed past you throwing the bag onto the bed

“What... I got that through Sarina” you exclaimed

“True... that was good” your sister said impressed

“Thank you...” you grinned happily “Millie Bright I KNOW you just didn't grab MY Dweebs!!” you shouted as you threw yourself on top of Millie wrestling with her over a bag of candies

“Bitsy stop it” Keira interrupted sternly “NOW”

“But...” you whined as you sat half on top of Millie who had the Dweebs behind her back grinning at you

“No buts... come here” the blonde said firmly

“Someone is in trouble” Millie grinned

“I don't even know what I would have done” you said clueless

“Bitsy” Keira said again and her tone was just a big fat warning

You climbed of Millie and quickly shuffled over to Keira standing in front of her like a kid that just got caught with its hand in the cookie jar. Keira just nodded next to her and you knew where you would sit the entire night

“Why?” you whined as you plopped down next to her

“Over my dead body will you eat Dweebs at this time” Keira coughed “I won't have you running wild at 2AM waking up an entire hotel”

“That's not fair... I got it all up here” you grumbled and sunk back against the back of the couch

“And the team thanks you for your service” the blonde rolled her eyes as she fished a Mars bar from the pile of sweets “But no sugar for you at this time a night”

“I hate you” you looked at her darkly

“You can hate me all you want Bitsy... I'm not letting you have sugar” Keira shrugged her shoulder as Ella began to speak/yell

“Okay guys... we have a few newbies... so we start with the usual Truth or Dare... you know the rules... if you don't want to do or answer something you have three pass but then if you still deny something you get balled tomorrow” Tooney said happily as a few players groaned “We go youngest first.. y/n... start us off good” the brown haired women smirked knowing you have a few dares up your sleeve

“Okay... lets see...” you mused as your gaze over all the women in front of you before you suddenly smirk

“Lucy... truth or dare” you smirked at your sister

“Why meeee??” Lucy groaned

“Youngest to oldest” you couldn't stop smirking

“Dare... I don't want to know what you would squeeze out of me” your sister rolled her eyes

“Big mistake” you grinned darkly “I dare you to send the pretty spaniard a half nude AND get colorbook spaniard to record her reaction”

“WHAT??” Lucy exclaimed shocked as Keira burst out laughing while the rest just looked at you confused

“Pass or do it... but you know I start off lightly...” you smirked

“Scuse me who?” Mary interrupted

“Oh... sorry... pretty spaniard is Putellas... colorbook spaniard is León... OG is Batlle...” you explained “Lucy overdosed my pain meds and let me run loose at Camp Nope”

“You forgot two” Keira laughed

“Uh... yeah... the flawless and the sexy” you remembered suddenly

“I know who sexy is... and I approve” your girlfriend grinned proudly

“Oh I know... I mean I would be up...” you started before Keira put her hand over your mouth

“No sweetie...” she grinned fake

“I would be up for it too” Georgia ended your thought for you shrugging her shoulders as Kei groaned out

“Made for each other” Keira mumbled before letting you go again

“Come on Luce... what it's gonna be...” you smirked seeing your sister struggle to make a decision

“If this bites me in the ass I'm taking you down with me” Lucy narrowed her eyes at you before dialling Mapís number

“I was nice enough to say half nude and not nude” you grumbled

She quickly spoke to the blonde spaniard being as vague as possible basically threatening Maps with broken ankles if she wouldn't do as she says and to send her the video later. Poor Mapí was at the receiving end of threats again but she said she would do it but to give her five minutes as she was just on her way down to dinner. That made you burst out laughing knowing Alexia would receive a half nude from your sister while being surrounded by her whole team. Your sister ended the call and looked at you

“I don't have nudes” she pulled a face at you

“Liar liar pants on fire” you yelled out pointing at her since Keira held you back by your shoulder

“Not a liar” Lucy yelled back just as loud

“I KNOW you have nudes on that phone!!!!!” you exclaimed

“Yes but not of ME” your sister shot back before slapping her hand over her mouth while you gagged loudly and the room interrupted in laughter

“You asked for that Bitsy” Keira wiped a tear out of her eye still laughing “How did you know that anyway?”

“She has a folder on there labelled “private”... with a pin... doesn't take a genius to figure out what’s in there” you rolled your eyes which caused Keira into a new laughing fit

“She has that folder since we started dating” the blonde laughed as you looked at her shocked and started to shuffle away from her

“Oh Ew... isn't it illegal to say thinks like that to a minor??” you heaved

“You have sex you can cope with knowing that” Keira couldn't stop laughing at your horrified face

“Lucy... you still haven't fulfilled your dare” Rachel now smirked

“Yeah yeah... on it... is a photoshoot picture okay?” she looked at you

“Want to see it first” you grinned as Lucy turned her phone to show you the picture she meant

“That's not a half nude... that's you in a sports bra and jersey shorts... you run around the pitch like this” you said bewildered

“I don't have anything else” your sister defended herself

“There's a bathroom...” you pointed to the door “Get to it”

“Dear god... I really feel sorry for everyone who picks dare after me” Lucy huffed but pushed herself up walking into the bathroom locking the door behind her.

A minute later she came back her face grumpy

“That was quick...” you smirked “Experience?”

“With quickies in Bathrooms? In fact.. yes is do” your sister smirked back while half the room gagged because at least half the team walked in on Lucy and Kei getting some somewhere

Lucys phone went off and she threw it to you to open the message from Mapí. It showed Alexia in conversation with Jenni as she quickly glanced at her phone (most likely at Lucys picture) and quickly panicky turned her phone looking around horrified. It was just perfect and you immediately forwarded the clip to your phone to have back up and blackmail material.

“God... just perfect” you laughed so hard that tears were running down your face

The game continued but relatively calmly since the newbies were still a bit star struck and the veteran players went easy on them. Not when it came to you tho. Rachel dared you to jump into the pool naked from the second floor (which was quickly shut down by Keira – safety reasons and Lucy and Georgia – privacy reasons) so you had compromised with doing a backflip from the edge of the pool wearing just your underwear (Lucys boxers and a sports bra). You turned your back on Kei getting her into a slight discussion with your sister after she chose truth and you asked who satisfy her more her ex or her current girlfriend. You laughed so hard at Lucys offended face after Keira answered with “Totally different” that you fell of the couch (again). Then it was Georgias turn and she smirked at you.

“Hey Babe” your girlfriend grinned at you “Truth or Dare?”

“Truth” you answered quickly since you didn't want to find out what she would have dared you to do

“Okay... if we were married” G started before getting interrupted by Lucy

“Which is a LONG way down the road” your sister grumbled

“If we were married... if I were to cheat on you... would you stay with me?” your girlfriend asked and half the group went with a impressed “Oooooh”

“Would I stay with you if you cheated on me?” you repeated her question faking thinking about it “Yeah... yeah I would stay with you”

“Really?” Georgia looked at you surprised

“Yeah... yeah I would really stay with you” you shrugged your shoulders

“You said that so fast” G said smiling lovingly

“Wait for it” Keira mumbled knowing you wouldn't just forgive something like cheating easily

“Yeah... cus we got married... we promised each other vows and stuff” you looked at her with a blank face “...in sickness and in health till death do us apart”

“Aw... I love you so much” your girlfriend basically swooned while some of the Lionesses in the room got a soft smile on their lips

“Yeah... I'd stay with you for the rest of your tragically VERY short lived life...” you kept going and your girlfriend got big eyes

“Huh? What?” she asked a little frightened undertone

“... that ended suddenly... quickly... randomly...” you started to smirk evilly your voice calm as the sea before a storm

“Why are you so scary?” Tooney now asked

“... without a trace... no one could find you” your smirk stayed on your face as you raised an eyebrow not breaking the eye contact with your girlfriend.

Everyone looked at you. The newbies looked at you scared, the crazy veterans like Millie and Rach impressed and Lucy of course had a proud smile on her face

“Still a Bronze” your sister said proudly “Good answer Bubs”

“My turn... LJ” you smirked darkly and Keira perked up “Truth or Dare”

So did your sister but for a different reason than Keira

“Ehrm... truth?” the dark skinned woman asked and you shook your head and she quickly changed her answer “DARE!!! I take the dare”

“I dare you to stay as far away from Lucy this camp as possible without interrupting your training or schedule” you grinned as Keira pinched your side

“I'll pass” LJ said now smirking smugly

“Okay... consider this your only warning” you smirked back

“Okay... Woah... calm down” Lucy interrupted your stare off “Can't you two just get along? You were such good friends when you were younger”

“Yeah... were... correct use of past tense” you said flatly still holding eye contact with LJ

“I said I was sorry” the black haired player said

“Yeah... sorry isn't cutting it this time” you shook your head as you pushed yourself up “Friends don't do that what you did” you said before you left the room

“Bitsy” you heard Keira called after you

“y/n” you heard G simultaneously as she quickly got up to go after you

“You stay here Stanway” Lucy got in her way

“Lucy I say that with the most respect I can muster up right now but get out of my way or I'll kick your bad knee” Georgia said calmly only thinking about you in the moment not even realizing that she just threatened your sister

“Calm her down... either I or Kei will find you two” Lucy said lowly before she stepped aside letting Georgia sprinting after you

“Okay... Spill LJ.. My sister doesn't get upset that easy... what was she talking about” Lucy turned around fixing Lauren with a glare

“Something between us” the young one shrugged her shoulders “I swear I sort it out Lucy”

“You better... because as much as I admire you as a player and also as a friend but she is my sister” Lucy warned before leaving the room searching for you and Georgia as Keira looked straight at LJ

“You won't be able to fix this... but I promised her I won't take any actions against you so you can call yourself so SO lucky... and thank God that she is the bigger person” the blonde said her tone lightly threatening as she was standing up leaving to

Neither nor Keira were able to find you which was very unusual as you normally stick to places where one of them two would find you for comfort. But not this time. After 45 Minutes and more recruited veterans and without a result Keira told Lucy to give up and since Georgia was missing too she was sure you were safe

“G will keep her save Lucy...” Keira said softly as your sister looked behind the plants down by the pool again

“It's just...” Lucy started looking so lost

“I know.. but she still needs you Luce... even if she has G now...” the blonde said softly understanding immediately what Lucy was trying to say

“Yeah... it's just so.. odd... one moment I hold her hands as she's taking her first steps next moment she has a girlfriend and is all grown up” your sister mumbled

“Oh Luce.... she's still that kid that needs to hold onto your hand but she also needs to experience life” Keira said sympathetically

“You'll text when you hear something from her or G yeah?” Lucy mumbled as she gave up looking for you

“Of course” Keira smiled as she squeezed Lucys shoulder lightly

“There you are” Keira said as Georgias finger flew up to her lips signalling the blonde to keep her voice down as you were fast asleep on top of your girlfriend your face pressed into her neck your right hand on top of her heart with an icepack laying on it

“What happened?” the older one whispered as she spotted the ice pack

“Found her in the staircase punching the wall... nearly got a shiner meself” Georgia said as she adjusted her hold on you pulling you closer

“Fuck... what a mess” Keira sighed as she sat down on the bed next to you stroking some loose hairs out of your face “You need to be there for her G... no matter how hard she tries to push you away you need to stand by her”

“I won't let go, Kei... never” your girlfriend whispered pulling you as close as physical possible.

“Good... because you will face a lot of pushback and on top of that you'll have Lucy breathing down your neck” the blonde said while she kept her eyes trained on you looking for just a simple tell that you feel uneasy but to her big surprise you were completely relaxed and calm “And you are good for her G.. don't listen to anyone who tells you differently”

“Thanks Kei... means a lot to have you on my side” your girlfriend mumbled and pressed a kiss to your forehead

“Just want the best for the two of you.. now act asleep I need a picture for Lucy that her baby sister is save and sound” the blonde smirked as she pulled out her phone.

Lucy was pacing in her room as Alessia just watched her

“Hey Lucy... is y/n okay?” the young player asked sadly

“Hm?” your sister looked up from her pacing noticing Less sad face “Yeah Less... she'll be alright... you know her”

“Good... I don't like to see her upset” the blonde huffed

“Me neither Less... me neither” your sister mumbled as she got the picture of G and you “sleeping” in their room “But she's going to be okay – she has picked a good one... if you ever tell G I said that I force Brussels sprouts down your throat” your sister immediately threatened Lessi as she started to smirk

“Ugh... not the little balls of hell” the blonde gagged

“Come on blondie... let's hit the hay... Sarina will have our asses tomorrow morning for y/n fooling her with the snacks and sweets” your sister grinned as she changed into her pjs

You woke up feeling absolutely exhausted glancing around the room. After a minute you realized Georgia right next to you snoring (not so) lightly her arm holding you securely to her side.

“Go back to sleep Bitsy” Keira mumbled

“How did you know I was up?” you whispered back

“Over the years I learned to listen to your sleep even when I sleep... your breathing changed” the blonde mumbled half asleep

“It didn't” you grumbled

“It did... you stopped snoring – and now go back to sleep... it's 3.30” Keira said knowing she only had a small window where she could get you back to sleep before you were too awake and started to get antsy

“But...” you whined

“Bitsy I love you but go back to sleep... enjoy the moments you have with your girlfriend because this probably will be the last time for this Camp that Lucy will let you stay over”

“Hm... okay” you yawned and snuggled back into Georgia who - despite being asleep – pulled you closer to her

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𝑺𝒚𝒏𝒐𝒑𝒔𝒊𝒔: 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒇 𝒔𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒚𝒃𝒆. 𝑳𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒍𝒍 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒏 𝑮𝒐𝒋𝒐 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒌.

𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈: 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒔𝒑𝒐𝒊𝒍 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒂! 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒍𝒍 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒖𝒕.

𝑨/𝑵: 𝑰 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝑰 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒖𝒑 𝒎𝒚 𝒍𝒆𝒈 𝒊𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑. 𝑩𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉 𝒉𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒍, 𝑰 𝒄𝒂𝒏'𝒕 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒘𝒂𝒍𝒌 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒚. 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒔 𝒂 𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒄𝒌 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈. 𝑺𝒊𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒂𝒓 𝒕𝒐 𝒂 𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆, 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓.

𝑾𝑪: 2.09𝒌

𝑮𝒐𝒋𝒐 𝑺𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒖'𝒔 𝑷𝒍𝒂𝒚 𝑷𝒆𝒏✯

𝑬𝒏𝒋𝒐𝒚❤︎

Random Thought!

Hear me out! But Rebellious Boyfriend Gojo x Nerdy, Shy Virgin Girlfriend Y/N-chan. 

Rebellious Boyfriend Gojo teaches his cute girlfriend how to say cock, a naughty word out of your pretty little mouth, then proceeds to talk dirty to her while she strokes his cock. Just imagine him sitting on your bed with his cock in his hand. You were sitting between his legs watching him intensely with those cute innocent eyes of yours as he gently stroked his cock in front of you. 

Your lips were wet with saliva, your hand resting on your knees and your core began to ache just from watching him pump his heavy meat in his hand.

Your boyfriend smirked and moaned even as he ran his thumb over his leaking tip. If only you knew how adorable you looked in front of him like this. “Do you wanna touch it, my cute little one?” You shook your head, yes and he chuckled. “Then ask nicely.”

“Please Ru. Can… Can I please touch your penis?” 

“My what little one?” he asked, hoping that he heard you wrong the first time. 

He watched as your lips pout cutely, before answering, “Yo… your- your pe… penis.”

“Penis?” he asked, before chuckling. Your lips trembled as you listened as he giggled at you. “No baby… don’t use that word.” 

“Then what word should I use?” you asked as you batted your eyes cutely at him. 

He bit his lips then answered, “Cock.” 

“But… buh”

“No baby, I want you to say the word cock.”

You pouted cutely at him, but you obeyed him anyway. “Co… cock.”  

“Good girl, that’s right,” he praised as he used his free hand to pat your head. “Say cock, not penis ok.” 

“Mhm… ok,” you answered. 

“Now ask nicely. Tell me that you wanna wrap those tiny little hands around my cock, little one.” 

“Ru… I want to touch your cock,” you whispered. 

“Naah, come on baby. Naughtier than that,” he chuckled. “Talk dirty to me baby.”

“Hm… Satoru, please… I wanna touch your cock, please… I wanna wrap my hands around it and play with it the way you're playing with it now. Please Satoru, please.” 

“Ok,” he said as he grabbed onto your hand and guided your fingers towards his shaft. He watched as you slowly wrapped your hand around his cock, feeling the texture of his veiny cock and how it pulsed in your hand. And then you slowly started moving your hand, like the way he was before. “Oh… yes baby.” 

“Am… Am I doing it right?” you asked so innocently. 

“Doing perfect baby… so fucking perfect. Do you like my cock?” he asked and you nodded your head yes. “Then tell me.”

You moaned, “I … I love you cock Ru…” 

“Mhm… and I love your pussy,” he whispered as he leaned forward to bite on your earlobe as he continued. “I love your pussy so fucking much baby. If you knew how badly I want you in my mouth, to taste every bit of you.” 

“Ru…” you moaned as you squeezed your legs together and his cock too. 

“I want to say your pussy. Are you gonna show it to me?” he asked as he licked behind your earlobe, his hand finding purchase on your thighs and slowly he began to rub your soft skin. 

“Yes… yes…” you softly whispered to him. 

“Then lifted your shirt (it was his shirt btw) and took off your panties for me,” he ordered as he pulled his cock out of your hand and patiently waited for you to do as you were told. 

You were feeling a bit shy, as you flipped up your shirt exposing your cute pink, hello kitty panties. Yes, you still wore children's panties and your boyfriend didn’t mind. He honestly thought that it was so fucking hot yet so innocent whenever he see you in them. “Cute,” he said smiling as he watched as you slowly pulled down your panties. “Give me them.” 

“Why?” you asked as you passed your panties to him. 

“Mine now,” is all he said before he manoeuvred the both of you on the bed with his back against the headboard. Your body was between his thighs but you were slightly turned a bit to the side because he wanted you to play with his cock while he played with your pussy. 

But anyways, just continue to him, guiding your hand back to his shaft, while his other hand crept down to your pussy, his lips back at your ear whispering, “Fuck your so fucking wet for me.” He moaned against your ear as he slid his finger between your plump, wet flesh. “Moan for me.” And you did so, you moaned sweetly, his cock pulsed in your hand from excitement. 

“Ru…” you moaned. 

“Y/N, my innocent little one,” he moaned right back. 

“Toru… I want…” you stuttered. 

“Mhm… tell me what you want,” he whispered then kissed your neck lightly. “Tell Toru what you want him to do to your cute little pussy.” 

“I want you to feel you inside my va…”

“Don’t use that word baby. Come on now tell Toru what you want him to do to your PUSSY.”

You whined, and tossed your head back on his shoulder before whispering shouting, “I want to feel your thick fingers… inside my pussy please.” 

“Fuck… my sweet, shy innocent baby. You sound so sexy right now,” he said to you. “Fine, I’ll give you what you want.”

And he did give you what you wanted. His fingers thrust deeply inside your cunt, fast and hard and sometimes, slow and gentle while you stroked his cock. He kept whispering dirty things inside of you, even forcing you to tell him that you wanted him to watch as your pussy squirted for him. Damn it, he made you cum five times on his fingers before cleaning you up. You thought he'd have sex with you, but there was just something about you holding onto your virginity a bit longer that made his ego swell even more. 

But what if the tables were flipped and Satoru was at the other end of the stick? Younger boyfriend Gojo x Older Dom! Reader. 

Shameless - Camila Cabello

Cocky and overconfident Gojo turned putty in your hands the minute you wrapped your hand around his tie and dragged him to his room. It wasn’t your first time meeting the cocky bastard. You’ve met him a couple of times when you were married and his father was friends with your husband. You’re divorced now, but your name is still well-known in the business community. 

But anyways, as mentioned before you’ve met him a few times when you were married and a lot more time after that when you got divorced. The cocky twenty-one-year-old, always flirty up a storm with you. You didn't pay too much attention to his attempts to flirt with you, but had to admit it, he was pretty smooth with his words. He knew exactly what to say, how to say, and when he did, you hate to admit it, but you started to feel a bit lusty. 

After months of trying, you decided to flirt back. You even gave him your number just so you could text and get to know each other a bit. But let’s fast forward to a few months later when you and he were pretty comfortable with each other and he invited you to his father's party, which you already got the invitation to. He just wanted you to be his plus one. Anyway, after a few drinks at the party and a few innocent conversations with him, you too became more intimate. Being all touchy-feely, smiling flirtatiously at each other, and even the conversation more from innocent to intimacy. 

He didn’t know what happened, and neither did you. But the last conversation you remembered having before dragging him to his room was when he leaned down to whisper in your ear. 

“So you think you could have me?”

You looked up at him bashfully, your deep dark brown lipstick complementing your skin tone so beautifully. “I mean couldn’t I.”

And then he hit you with, “Oh fuck.” 

So in reply, you asked, “Yes or No?” 

And before your very eyes, his confidence went out the window. His usually cocky self turned submissive before you as he answered with a trembling voice, “Yes.”

And with that said, you wrapped your hand around his tie and pulled him down for a quick kiss before turning around to lead him upstairs and towards his bedroom. And he followed you like an obedient little boy. As soon as you locked his door, you pointed toward his bed without hesitating. Gojo was already on his back waiting for you to climb up. 

“I’m going to break you tonight,” you said to him as you slipped the straps of your dress down your shoulders and it pooled around your legs. Gojo's mouth as he stared at your naked body. You had on not a single piece of clothing underneath your dress and the sight of your fully matured body was fucking with his mind. “I’m going to mark you as mine tonight. Wouldn’t you want that?” 

“Yes,” he answered as he stared at your body. 

“Liking what you see, pretty boy?” you asked as you grabbed one of your heavy teats and massaged it lightly in your hands. His eyes glistened, mesmerised by how hot you looked, fondling your breast. His mouth watered, hungry to have your fat nipples between his pink glossy lips. “Satoru baby, stop looking at me like that. You're making me wet.”

Still unable to formulate a sentence, he whispered your name, “Y/N…” 

You smirked, finally making your way toward the bed to strip him from his clothes. It didn’t take you much time to take off his jacket, dress shirt, and tie. The only thing that was left was his pants, which look tight and uncomfortable around his hips. Well, it would be because of how hard his cock was for you. 

“Y/N…” he whined but you shut him up quickly with a kiss. 

“Call me Mommy,” you whispered against his lips, and as soon as you did so, you swore you felt his cock harden even more. 

“Mo… mommy… my cock it hurts,” he cried against your lips. 

“And what do you want me to do about that?” you asked him as you kissed his lips while you slowly ground your naked cunt over his stiffly clothed cock. 

“Take it out please,” he begged. You wanted to tease him a bit more, but since it was your first night with him, you wanted to be a bit gentle with him. So did him that small favour and took his cock out of his pants. 

“Fuck,” you said as you stared at his thick, girthy meat. “Didn’t expect you to be so big.”

“Am I?” he asked, looking so cute and genuine. He knew his cock was a decent size, but to hear you say that he was big, made his heart skip a beat. 

“Mhm… I can’t wait to wrap my pussy around your cock sweet boy. I want to feel your massive cock stretching my pussy beyond its limit while I ride you. Fuck… let me tell you something my sweet boy, Tonight we’re going to do what I want to do. But don’t worry, it’s going to be a lot of fun!”

Boy Gojo was speechless. 

“Also, though, I’m the one in control. I still want you to grab my ass, spank it too, choke me, and don’t be afraid to slap my cunt whenever I’m coming. Now, are you going to be a good boy and let Mama take care of you?” 

“Yes, Mommy, I’ll be a good boy,” you whispered. And with that said you gave him the best sex he had ever had in his life. Fuck, you rode his cock until my guy couldn’t moan at one point, too busy trying to come back down to earth and keep his body from trembling. But when you stopped riding him and let him hit it from behind. You sweet boy was a monster. Backshots were your new favourite position. His cock just felt that good inside your pussy. I could go on and on about that night as the author, but I am getting horny myself just by writing fuck. 

I hope you enjoyed this thought it was fun to write.

OK, so this is the dress Y/N wore to the party.

So you another time 👋

S

@getosbigballsack 2023.

#gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru #jjk gojo #jujutsu kaisen gojo #gojo smut #satoru gojo #gojo satoru headcanons #gojou satoru x reader #gojo fluff #gojo satoru imagines #satoru smut #jjk smut #gojo x reader #gojo x y/n #gojo x you #jjk imagines #jjk headcanons #jujutsu kaisen satoru #jujutsu kaisen fanfic

[adrianasunderworld]

Okay imagine House of Mouse!Au but it’s filmed as a mockumentary - Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse/Modern Family style - with the staff as the main characters.

Minnie: Don’t you think it’s strange that Yuu is so close to the villains?

Max: Naah. I’m sure it’s fine.

Cut to confession cam

Max: I mean, it’s not like they sit around making friendship bracelets or anything

Camera switches to Yuu’s interview

Yuu: *holds up an arm covered in bracelets with various degrees of skilled thread braiding* look at all of the bracelets Pain, Panic, Lefou and Dr Facilier made with me :D

——-

Yuu: *over the phone* Are you sure you will be okay if I call in sick today? It’s just a small cold. I’m sure well enough-

Minnie: Don’t worry, Yuu. You just stay there and rest. Everything will be just fine 😊

Cut to confession couch

Minnie: I give it five minutes before the club descends into chaos *sighs* I better get Mickey’s wheel ready

——

Pete: That damn mutt just pushed me!

Yuu: *hugging Pluto* I’m sure he didn’t mean to

Cut to confession cam

Pluto: *barks as tail happily wags behind him* (subtitles: I definitely meant to)

Side note: one of the penguin waiters is the camera man

You had me at Life in the Dreamhouse.

Hades: You sure this is your first time playing poker, Alice?

Alice: Absolutely. *starts shuffling like a pro* Next hand, Albuquerque hold 'em, aces high, nothing wild.

*Camera cut to the confession*

Alice: Wild cards are for pre-schoolers.

----

Daisy: So, having trouble figuring out who Yuus BFF is?

Queen Grimhilde: It's me!

Ursula: It's me!

Maleficent: Its me!

-Camera cut to Frollo-

Frollo: It's probably not me

---

Idk maybe a tv network wanted to make a reality show of the House of Mouse because it's so popular and this is the result. It's supposed to be about the inner workings of Disneys hottest club, only to find the misadventures and love life of a teenage girl.

#twisted wonderland #house of mouse au #miss yuu #twst yuu

[sherlocking-out-loud]

watching THE Tommy and Buck scene, as they are talking and Buck keeps getting closer to Tommy, I kept going back and forth in my mind: "they're getting closer.. are they flirting? naah, they can't be. are they??", and then: "oh they're getting even closer. kiss?? naaaah, it would be too sudden, it's not gonna happen"

real footage of me just right before the kiss:

and then.... IT HAPPENED, TOMMY KISSED BUCK!!!

my heartbeat broke records, I barely slept that night, I was still so energized the next day I didn't need coffee and only crashed at midnight.

and since watching that scene, I'm constantly like:

I have to keep reminding myself that, yes, it did happen, I didn't dream it, it's real, Buck is really canon and no one can take it back from us.

#it was A journey #i'm still going throught it #bi Buck #evan buckley #tommy kinard #911 abc #911 #911 s7 #911 spoilers #buck x tommy #my thoughts

[chaotic-mystery]

nasty joel thot of the day: you go on vacation or leave town for a few days and when you come back, joel makes you cum the amount of days that you were gone before he fucks you (ie., gone 4 days, cum 4 times, then he fucks you)

EXXXXCUUUUUSE ME??!!

I saved this for my sleepover hehehe.

"J-Joel, please I'm gonna cum, don't stop- fuck, I can't handle it, I need y-" your cries were muffled by Joel's wet fingers plunging into your mouth, your slippery tongue licking off your arousal that coated his fingers.

"Naah c'mon sweet girl, y'got one more in ya f'me I can feel it." His voice vibrated off the shell of your ear as you squirmed around on his lap, your impending orgasm having you almost on the brink of tears. This was about to be number four of orgasms you've had since being at his house for less than an hour. He wasted no time stripping you of your vacation outfit you came back home to Texas in. Joel missed you a lot those four nights you were gone, so much so he told you that you had four times to cum for him before his cock even gets inside you.

Joel's fingers roughly circled around your oversensitive clit and a guttural groan escaped your mouth. Without warning his fingers dipped inside your soaking wet entrance and curled upwards, immediately hitting your g-spot.

"Ahhh she's just aching to be fucked isn't she baby doll? Did'ja miss my cock buried deep inside your tight fuckin' pussy, hm?" His free hand wrapped around your throat, squeezing firmly as you tried to focus for an answer.

"Y-yes si-sir I missed you inside me while I was away-oh my go-d!" Your words interrupted by whimpers and groans as you came again and you tried to squeeze your thighs shut but Joel refused. He wanted you to feel it all over your body, knowing he was in full control of you.

"Do you want me to fuck you now, sweetheart? Should I show you how much I missed my girl, fuck the brains outta you and make your legs so weak you can't get up? You're such a good girl for me."

He moved out from under you and laid you down on the couch before he stood over you, undoing his belt as his hand rubbed your thigh softly. You were too fucked out to agree with him and regardless of cumming four times for him already, you wanted him that much more.

#joel miller smut #joel miller x reader #mail ♡ ྀ received #joel miller x you #joel miller #the last of us #pedro pascal #the last of us hbo #joel miller x f!reader #i need him like i need fucking water ok #chaotic mystery 2k celebration ! ❥

[goddamnitchuuya]

Chuuya and his s/o getting caught by the black lizard cause he’s loud and wants everyone to know who she belongs too WHEW🥹

damn it chuuya

contains: dom chuuya x f reader, breeding, exhibitionism, getting caught, chuuya's so smug about it.

minors dni.

Who knows Chuuya does what when he suddenly wanders off to God knows where?

His thrusts are relentless as he pushes you further up against the wall. Your legs have already given out for long, letting his strong arms holding you in place while his fat cockhead nudges deeper, harder and harder at your cervix. Face deep in his collarbone in attempt to keep yourself quiet but Chuuya is so fucking good at making you scream for the world that you're his like your life depends on it. It doesn't help at all when his hips meet yours, his shirt stained with your arousal roughly brushing your swollen clit. He is loud too, feral growls get cut off every time your little pussy clench down hard around his shaft. not caring if the Black Lizards is merely one alley away. What's up if they know? Not his problem. In fact, he can make good use of it to show them how obedient his pretty wife is for him.

"Ah fuck- fuck, easy now, pretty girl. Can't move when you're so- shit- damn tight... Wanna make this quick, don't you?"

Chuuya's hands grip your thighs so hard, ripping the material of your stockings. You let out a loud cry, the rough texture of his gloves are probably bruising your skin right now and he only chuckles darkly. His pace has lost its rhythm, the urge to kiss you is making it difficult as you won't move your head up from his neck yet he still indulges you. His dick twitches and aches to spurt cum any moment now but he's holding back. For what? Not because he wants you to come first, he'd already make you do it, as if he's waiting for something, someone to walk in on you both. Right, he was on a mission and suddenly disappeared from the Black Lizards' sight, they'll need him so badly and find him, positive? You can't see it, but you know he's having that damned smirk on his face again.

"You heard that, baby?"

Raspy voice calls out to you once more, pulling your attention back to your surroudings and you can hear footsteps coming closer. You're sure it's just one person, but fuck, it's really a person. Your eyes widen as you panic, pulling up from the crook of his neck to look straight into his clouded eyes, shaky hand tugging at his choker and your other hand grips his trench coat tightly,

"Chuu.. s- someone is- n- naah!"

Chuuya dives in the exposed skin of your shoulder and bites down harshly. His eyes roll back when your cunt squeezes hard because of the sensation. The steps suddenly turn into running as if your scream has drawn attention. That doesn't stop him. He's pounding rougher by seconds, cock violently twitches against your heat. His cock slides all the way out until only the tip remains inside, trails of sticky white fluid cling to his skin as he pulls back, snapping and staining his pants.

"Gonna cum... I'm gonna fill you up so fucking full with my cum... Take it all, yeah? Come on, baby... take it, like the good girl you are- Ah, baby-!"

Just at that moment, Tachihara dashes out right in front of you both. He carries what he needs to do so hastily he doesn't have time to register what's happening before his eyes.

"Chuuya-san! They have arrived, we have to-!"

Chuuya bends over to kiss you roughly as thick ropes of cum paint your walls white. You moan into his mouth, desperately trying your best to pull his coat to cover the mess you both are making. Tachihara freezes, jaw dropped like his soul left his body and he just fucking stands there. But he sees nothing, eyes blown wide yet white is the only thing in his vision. Chuuya smirks again, shamelessly hums as his hips are still grinding, letting you squeeze and milk him for every drop of cum he has to give. His ability hoists you up as his hands leave your thighs. They come to caress your hot cheeks and wipe the fat tears rolling down your chin away. Chuuya then spares one last glance at the poor dude completely frozen at the alleyway, suddenly a group of people arrive but they don't dare making appearance, before a hand shows up blocked by a wall grabs him and pulls him away.

A faint cracked voice can be heard and slowly fades into the distance, "Old man! But Chuuya-san- I- we! That was not-" Chuuya shifts his attention back on his tired out darling, holding you close and telling you how good you did for him. You can only deliver a weak punch to his chest before slumping on his body. He'll take you home first, making sure you're all cleaned up and comfortable in your shared bed with tea and snacks all ready on the drawer, and well again, think of a headaching speech to play it cool to Hirotsu once he comes back.

#bungou stray dogs x reader #bungo stray dogs x reader #chuuya smut #chuuya x reader #🍵writes

[legacyshenanigans]

Sebastian: I'm definitely a dom.

Ominis: I can be.

Sebastian: Pfft. Naah.

Ominis: I can be dom if I want to be *frowns*

Sebastian: Nah.

Ominis: *gets up and walks over to Sebastian sat on a chair, looming over him before grabbing his collar and pulling it towards him* Yes...I can.. *Wicked smirk*

Sebastian: *blushes* ...Ok.

~

#hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy headcanons #hogwarts legacy drabbles #ominis gaunt headcanon #sebastian sallow headcanon #ominis gaunt #sebastian sallow #hogwarts legacy fanfic

[touchoflaughter]

IRL Tickle Story

Had the worst but funniest day with my coworkers today. Why? There was lot’s of tickling involved (otherwise I wouldn’t tell you about it, right?). Ok, ok listen:

I‘m currently with two of my coworkers at a construction that’s overwhelming for all of us 😮‍💨

Ofc we were glad when we finally called it a day and were on our way back to the carpentry- until we got stuck in traffic. But not in a little tailback- NAAH. We were stuck for 3.5 hours!!

But we knew how to entertain ourselves. We had a little game going on for a while now: Everyday we have a try not to laugh challenge and the one who loses has to buy coffee for everyone the next morning. Both of them lost once already, only I remained undefeated. Naturally they wanted to end my winning streak now.

Unfortunately I was sitting between them when the driver poked me in the side with his elbow because I made a joke at his expense.

I couldn’t help but flinch hard. Unintentionally he hit a really bad spot. He seemed to be confused about my reaction and repeated the movement so I flinched again and guarded my side with my arm. Unfortunately the colleague on my right hand noticed what was going on and poked his elbow in my other side. I twitched another time before I protected this side as well.

„Hold on- does this hurt or tickle?“, my driving coworker asked. Man I should’ve said it hurt cause as soon as I admitted (deeply embarassed) it was tickling me- yeah guess what? They ruthlessly started tickling me. The time of little elbow-pokes were over. While the driver tried to focus on the low traffic as well, he only managed to poke with his fingers (what was too much to handle already!!) but the other one went all in with squeezes and stuff. Of course I didn't hold that laughter in for more than a few seconds. We always play that game until someone laughed 3 times so they immediately started the next round and instantly attacked my sides and ribs again! They found so much favour in it, they continued even when the game was long over.

It's obvious that I lost (Cheaters!!) but that's not the worst part: 3.5 hours I spent in the car, getting tickled again and again with absolutely NO way to escape. I tried all I got, I even called my boss to talk with him about the progress at our construction extra long but then they simply continued poking me so I couldn't focus and also giggled here and there. It was so embarrassing, I had to hang up. Oh dang no I just know they'll use that against me forever...

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[justmenoworries]

Watching Justice League X RWBY (both parts) is such an amazing experience because you can't help but burst out laughing at seeing how incredibly insecure RT is about having RWBY stand next to DC characters.

They want to be acknowledged as DC's equal so bad, it's hilarious.

The DC characters are constantly made into jokes or just flat-out incompetent, just so a RWBY character can swoop in at the last second to save them or give them a heroic speech. No DC character can ever have anything cool for themselves, it needs to be undermined or undercut by someone from Remnant. Diana and Bruce have to lose to Blake and Weiss respectively because we need to establish how superior Team RWBY is in combat to these actual adults who have been wiping the floor with supervillains before Blake and Weiss were even a thing. Clark has to be put in his place by Ruby and Yang and isn't allowed to be leader because what else were we gonna do here? Acknowledge that Ruby's own leadership skills are severely lacking and have her learn from a fellow symbol of hope? Pfft, naah.

The RWBY characters have an almost pathological need to make fun of the DC heroes' aliases and no one points out the inherent hypocrisy there for Reasons. Like, how are you gonna make fun of names like "Batman" and "Superman" when y'all's team names are just edgy alphabet soup??? And your given names are shit like Raven Blessed Raven, White Snow or Sunshine Dragon (in languages from countries that don't even exist in your world)????

And the bootlicking, holy shit, the constant bootlicking.

Bruce is so completely fucking awed by the mere existence of Weiss and Yang he actually thinks about abandoning Gotham for Remnant, because that's not completely nonsensical and out of character at all. Diana is suddenly a callous jerk who dismisses the other Leaguers for not being "warriors" and connects more to Team RWBY because they, like her, are "warriors" (Diana, did the matrix glitch your brain and make you forget the literal fucking years the Justice League have fought by your side???). Vic is super into Nora because we needed to have a dick-measuring contest between him and Ren for Reasons. Clark needs to take a backseat to Ruby as leader because if anyone but Ruby "Power of the Special" Rose got to lead the group, RWBY stans would probably suffer an aneurysm. Oh and Jessica has insecurity issues and has to be given a peptalk from fucking Jaune of all characters!! (Oh, and she's also been white-washed because RT gotta do an RT.)

When someone from the DC universe does something cool? They immediately get upstaged or humiliated for daring to be characters in a RWBY world.

When someone from Remnant does something even mildly impressive? Non-stop praise, tongue-lashing and kowtowing from the DC characters.

And if you think this situation gets reversed in part 2, where the RWBY characters go to the DC universe, turning them into the fishes out of water?

You get to eat shit.

Because the premise to both parts is basically, "The Justice League cannot handle whatever messed up shit the bad guys are throwing at them and so they seek help from the amazing, strong, powerful, superior, magnificient, lauded, divine Team RWBY".

Part 1? Justice League gets trapped in the matrix with Team RWBY and since the simulation is of Remnant, the JL has to defer to the Remnant characters

Part 2? Grimm show up on the DC Earth and despite being back to full power the Justice League still can't handle them, so they call in Team RWBY.

Yeah.

The point of a crossover like this is to show the strength of both casts and how well they play off of each other.

But RT is so fucking insecure over Team RWBY standing next to actual heroes they couldn't help themselves.

It would be funny if it weren't so sad.

#rwde #rwby x justice league #rwby x jl #justme ranting

[fullsunised]

NCT DREAM REACTION: CHAPTER SIX

╰─▸ ❝ @ nct dream x gn!idol?reader

→ nct dream when you push yourself into his shirt because you're feeling clingy

→ requests open

→ trigger warnings: fluff

→ a/n: OKAY, RED FIVE DIAMONDS IN MY BAG, IF YOU WANNA SEE IT DANCE TO BEAT LIKE THAT MY MAMMA SAW IT LIKE OH MY GOD DAMN anw

daydream

MARK LEE

❝babe, you're the cutest shit ever❞

he's flushing very bad. boy's down bad, so when he's on the couch and you slide right into his shirt, he's shy at first. and then he's cooing at you being so cute. boy's gonna loose it when you rest your head in the crook of his neck.

he'd chuckle when you tighten your arms around him, because you had to be a part of him- you missed him that much. he'd stare at you with stars in his eyes, before leaning down to kiss you.

smiling into the kiss. he doesn't mind if you stretch his shirt out cause bro if he could be so close to you, boy's gonna not wear any shirts, trust.

RENJUN HUANG

❝i think i'm finally gonna paint you❞

he's flabbergasted. he's just painting sitting in the balcony early in the morning, when you wake up, rub your eyes and make it a mission to be close to him.

you'd move his hands away and sit on his lap, later sliding into his shirt. he's gonna chuckle, his morning voice greeting your ears, blessing you fr. anyways, he'd rest his sketch book on the side and wrap his arms around you.

both of you now would be enjoying the cool morning breeze while staring at the sunlit sky early in the morning. so adorable.

JENO LEE

❝i was about to enjoy my cereal but nvm this is better❞

he's just innocently pouring himself cereal when you jump him, snatching the bowl from his hand and pushing yourself inside his black tee.

boy's smiling bro. like HOW THE FUCK CAN SOMEONE BE SO ADORABLE??? LIKE COME ON??? anyways, he'd feel shivers down his spine when you're cold arms are wrapped around his naked figure.

his gonna lift you up, with your legs around his torso, leading you to the couch, after that, you know he's not letting you let go. what an adorable piece of shit are you.

HAECHAN LEE

❝i think i should get into your shirt next time❞

my man is gaming like usual. you come home from one of the longest days you've ever had- take a shower and then rush into his lap. your head sneaking into his shirt.

boy's smiling to himself like an idiot (I love this idiot), a smirk making its way onto his beautiful face. 'am I that irresistible?' mood going on around him.

naah, you know boy's gonna loose it when you fall asleep with your head on his chest, your arms around his naked figure. little snores escaping you. he's gonna shush the rest of the dreamies on the call so that you can sleep more peacefully.

JAEMIN NA

❝can i just say, i love you❞

it was a very normal movie night, jaemin had his arms around you, your head on his chest. but nuh uh, that was disatisfying (is that a word?). you needed more of him.

so you jump on his lap, tuck your whole body into his shirt. bro's melting. i say this a lot cause he literally is- his whole heart swelling, his tooth rotting because of how adorable and sweet you looked.

he's gonna wrap his arms around you, and pull you closer. cause if you are close, he's closer. if you are down bad, he's down badder? that's how it is.

CHENLE ZHONG

❝stop stretching my shirts out, you idiot❞

he's just on his phone, scrolling like he always does when you just barge into his room, and shove yourself up his shirt. he'd be whiny about it? cause this wasn't the first time, and you're literally stretching all his shirts out.

but he loves it. adores it even. when you kiss his lips to shut him up, he's on cloud nine bro. he might as well buy it, cause it felt so peaceful.

you position yourself better so that both of you can watch tiktoks on his phone and laugh. he'd slip a hand into the shirt and rest his fingers on your stomach cause he loves it there.

JISUNG PARK

❝stop, you're making me shy❞

he's done with practise, all sweaty when he comes home to you pouting. deciding he'd give you all his attention after a shower, he's gone and is out in a few minutes.

as soon as he opens the door, changed into a fresh set of clothes, your rushing to him, wrapping your legs around him and sliding your head into his shirt.

he's blushing. but at the same time, he'd be so whipped- like and when you fall asleep, you know he's taking loads of pictures, which now are his lockscreen.

fullsunised.

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