#chaotic mystery 2k celebration ! ❥

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congrats on 2k. for the sleepover can we get some best friends dad joel plus some daddy kink? everything else up to you. <3

Thank you baby!! I love you sm.

"Sarah's gonna notice you're gone, are you insane?!" Joel whisper shouts from his bed, sitting up just enough his bare chest is exposed from the blanket. "She's asleep and honestly I don't care. I need you so badly. It's been days since you've touched me and I need you." Your begging tone only makes him harder and he tosses the blanket back for you to climb into and your legs straddle his waist automatically.

"God damn you're a needy little minx aren't you? Can feel your soaked little pussy from under my boxers." He teased and tugs your pajama shorts to the side revealing your dripping cunt. "Take this off I wanna see those pretty tits." You take off your shirt and almost immediately his tongue flattens against your hard nipple before he sucks on it roughly. Joel's cock slips out of his boxers and between your slick folds, bumping your clit as you're grinding against him.

"Fuck, daddy I need you to fuck me, hard. Please, make me be a good girl for you." you had such a way of sounding so angelic despite the vile words coming out of your mouth. With a groan from Joel, you were face down on the mattress and he yanked your hips up, tapping his dripping cock on your ass cheek, letting you get comfortable for what's about to happen.

Without any word, Joel shoved his cock deep inside your entrance, obtaining a yelp that was muffled by blankets. With a tug he grabbed your arms and put them behind your back, thrusting into you roughly. "Where you goin' baby? Stay right here f'Daddy. Right fuckin' here."

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hey girl!!! again, congrats on 2k, u deserve it!!! 💗🫶

for ur sleepover !!!! i was wondering if you could list some nsfw (and sfw if u wanna!) headcanons you have for joel? 👀🩷

Becca my sweet angel ily <3

NSFW HEADCANONS

That man is so into spanking and more specifically into using the belt on you, jesus christ. He'd make you count how many he's done so far and when you lose count he'd start over. He bites during sex idc idc idc. Whether it's your ear or your shoulder or your nipples, he bites. He loves leaving bite marks all over you to see what he's done. If you ask him nicely he'll let you be the one in charge. He'll let you be on top and ride him, choke him, make him whimper and beg you to slow down riding him because he doesn't want to cum yet but you don't slow down at all, making him stuff you full of his cum and you get yourself off while he's still half hard inside you. (This one is no outbreak AU!) His phone would be fiiiiiiiiiilled with dirty sexting messages you send back and forth to each other, especially if he's out of town doing work in the next town over or gone for a few days somewhere. We all know Joel Miller is a man of his word, so whatever he texts that he's gonna do to you, you can trust and believe he means it. He's a sucker for eating pussy. His face would be shoved into it as he's pulling you down on his face, moving you back and forth to ride his tongue. His mouth would suck on your clit so good you're stomach would feel like there's a fire growing inside. His morning routine is exactly this: sex, shower, coffee, off to work. Whenever morning sex occurred, he was guaranteed an even better day than he normally would have, because the slow and sloppy and such intimate moment with you drives him crazy, he fiends for morning sex. Joel miller is a boob guy. Nipples in his mouth and getting you to almost cum from just sucking and licking your nipples? Yes fucking please.

SFW HEADCANONS

He'd always come out in the room you were in at the moment and ask you if his outfit matches, what shoes should he wear, etc. Not because he was insecure, he just wanted to look good for you and himself. Always taking the same shifts with you in Jackson so you can be with him and he can keep an eye on you? Yes, absolutely. He would teach you how to play darts at the bar so everyone there knew how cool you were, of course it'd be a makeshift dart board but nonetheless everyone in Jackson thought you were a badass. You can count on Joel to always be staring at you. If you're in a group setting and you're talking about something you're super passionate about, you can bet your ass he's staring at you with a grin plastered on his face. Nose kissies as you drift off to sleep and he'd tell you how he wished on stars like a fool for you. SHUT UP TAKE MY PHONE-

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[chaotic-mystery]

Congrats on 2k! I'm certainly one of your fans :) If you're still on requests - I'd die for Joel seeing how much you can take... Overstim, multiple orgasms, spanking, heavy on the dirty talk/praise because he knows you can take it for him… :P

Hi my darling! Thank you for the support &I love you so much 🖤

"Keep that fuckin vibrator between your thighs right up against that pretty lil pussy, don't move it." Joel hisses as he grabs your hips roughly, slamming into so hard his balls clap against you. The room smelled of sex and you both were covered in sweat but he didn't want to quit and neither did you despite how many times you've came already. "Jo-el no I can't I can't handle it-"

His hand wraps around your throat and tugs you up against his chest, making you sit on your knees as he fucks into you still. Joel snatches the toy away from you and presses down on your clit, a cry of pure pleasure coming from you. "I told you don't move it bunny. This what you wanted? You wanted me to do it because you know I make you feel so good when I do it don't I? Naughty fuckin' girl. Look at the way you're trembling, I know that little pussy can't take much more but I know you can handle whatever I give you." His words were like a spell and your eyes rolled to the back of your skull.

Joel let go and presses your head back against the bed, driving deeper and deeper inside you. A firm smack on your ass cheek caught your attention and you moan with every spank. The toy pressed against your clit had you subconsciously bucking your hips against it and Joel's cock, your body completely taken over by euphoric pleasure. "Yeah jus' like that for me sweet girl. Hump that fuckin' toy, let me feel you cum again I know you've got one more for me."

Whimpers from you got louder and louder as you let go all over his cock, coating him in your slick. He grunts as he keeps thrusting inside you, filling you back up with your own cum. "Fuuuuuck you're such a good girl, I'm addicted to you." He shoves his tongue in your mouth as he turns you over, throwing your legs over his broad shoulders. His cock never left from inside you once and he begins thrusting into you again. Joel grabs your ankles and spreads your legs before he looks down at your glistening pussy, spitting right on your clit before pressing his thumb on the bundle of nerves and rubbing vigorously. "Cum again for me baby, I've got all night."

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giving javi a blowjob while he's sitting on the couch smoking a cigarette above you with his other hand in your hair 🥹 that man deserves the SLOPPIEST of top always and forever

LINDS YOU'RE THE REASON I NEED JAVI SO BADLY PLS-

"Breathe through your nose, hermosa. Just how I taught you last time." The flick of Javi's zippo lighter rings through the room and you look up, his cock shoved inside your mouth. The cigarette held between his lips starts to glow at the end and smoke rolls from his mouth. You wrap your hand around the base of his cock and move up and down the shaft, fluttering your tongue against the tip to get any precum he may have had. He lets out a groan as he puffs the cigarette again, this time his free hand coming down to grab a fistful of your hair.

Javi tugs firmly on your hair and motions to go further down his cock. "fuuuck me." his cigarette dangles from his lips as he talks and wipes his forehead to keep his composure. As you deep throat his whole cock and moan in sync with him, his grip on your hair tightens as he pulls you back up. "God damn where the fuck did you learn that?" He asks out of breath as he's panting for more.

He takes another hit of the cigarette as he guides you up and down once more, never letting you go as far as last time. Your spit rolls down the sides of his cock and down to his balls, which you were thinking of sucking on until he shakes your head to snap you out of it. "No, don't even. Focus right here, princesa." Javi holds his half gone cigarette between his two fingers and smirks at you as he looks away and groans louder.

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nasty joel thot of the day: you go on vacation or leave town for a few days and when you come back, joel makes you cum the amount of days that you were gone before he fucks you (ie., gone 4 days, cum 4 times, then he fucks you)

EXXXXCUUUUUSE ME??!!

I saved this for my sleepover hehehe.

"J-Joel, please I'm gonna cum, don't stop- fuck, I can't handle it, I need y-" your cries were muffled by Joel's wet fingers plunging into your mouth, your slippery tongue licking off your arousal that coated his fingers.

"Naah c'mon sweet girl, y'got one more in ya f'me I can feel it." His voice vibrated off the shell of your ear as you squirmed around on his lap, your impending orgasm having you almost on the brink of tears. This was about to be number four of orgasms you've had since being at his house for less than an hour. He wasted no time stripping you of your vacation outfit you came back home to Texas in. Joel missed you a lot those four nights you were gone, so much so he told you that you had four times to cum for him before his cock even gets inside you.

Joel's fingers roughly circled around your oversensitive clit and a guttural groan escaped your mouth. Without warning his fingers dipped inside your soaking wet entrance and curled upwards, immediately hitting your g-spot.

"Ahhh she's just aching to be fucked isn't she baby doll? Did'ja miss my cock buried deep inside your tight fuckin' pussy, hm?" His free hand wrapped around your throat, squeezing firmly as you tried to focus for an answer.

"Y-yes si-sir I missed you inside me while I was away-oh my go-d!" Your words interrupted by whimpers and groans as you came again and you tried to squeeze your thighs shut but Joel refused. He wanted you to feel it all over your body, knowing he was in full control of you.

"Do you want me to fuck you now, sweetheart? Should I show you how much I missed my girl, fuck the brains outta you and make your legs so weak you can't get up? You're such a good girl for me."

He moved out from under you and laid you down on the couch before he stood over you, undoing his belt as his hand rubbed your thigh softly. You were too fucked out to agree with him and regardless of cumming four times for him already, you wanted him that much more.

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2K MILESTONE CELEBRATION!

I made this for you all as a little invitation to celebrate with me on 2k! I never thought I’d be here with you, doing this and making amazing fics that you love. Thank you for supporting me and sticking with me and showing me love, I’m forever grateful. So to celebrate, I wanna have maybe like an all-nighter, where we just chill and I’ll write up drabbles to your requests, we can just talk and gossip, or you can ask me things, anything you want!

Thank you, thank you, thank y o u. I love each and every one of you so fucking much, this is crazy. You can start sending in requests today/tomorrow and I’ll start around 7pm central time tomorrow night! 🖤

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Congratulations on hitting your 2k milestone! So well deserved!

I wanted to ask if there were any scenes in Not A Survivalist Girl that you wanted to include but didn’t end up including? Behind the scenes or off camera moments if you will. If so, what are they? And why didn’t they end up making the Final Cut?

Sending love 💗🫶

Summer I love you sm thank you <3 muah !

For NASG I know I personally come up with ideas that are all over the place and don't match up with the timeline they're on right now, so I wouldn't necessarily say they weren't used, Gi and I just haven't made it to that point to use that idea yet 🤣

There's so much down the road we're just itching to write, so I'll give you some keywords and in no way are these in order or all in one chapter: Halloween, dinner on the floor, wasps, stitches, and as always, smut.

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what’s your writing process like?

for the 2k party

Hi my love!

My writing process is all over the place since I work full time and it’s a changing schedule constantly but I usually try to think of stuff I personally haven’t seen/read and try to fulfill that. A few stories are inspired by stuff thats happened in my life / situations I’ve been in I just replace characters and make it like a tons more horny and slutty. I try to write whenever I get inspired and my inbox is full of amazing requests (pls don’t look at me I’m ashamed there’s so many still unanswered) but I try to answer them when I get an idea of, “oh shit!! This works for _____” I get inspired by music as well, movies/tv shows, etc.

I’ve heard that it’s frowned upon I guess to use personal experience for stories but I’ll continue to do it bc why not 🌚

Thank you so much for asking! 🖤

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i’m a bit late but congrats in reaching 2k!! you definitely deserve it!! <3

Thank you my love! You aren’t late at all! I’m staying up tonight taking as many requests as I can get so feel free to send me any! 🖤

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