#but I also do

[troybarnesbabygirlconfirmed]

i hate when im drunk bc my ass is like TAKE A PICTURE OF ME I LOOK SO COOL and this is the picture

#pictures and passing time you only smile like that when… #i literally look nighmarish #i look like im about to crawl out of your closet #i look like the boogie man #why does anyone ever let me a have a LICK of alcohol #wait until you find out what im doing tonight #hint: drinking #I dont want to #but i also do #what is wrong with me.

[thunderc1an]

You know I kinda like that jayfeather is mean/grumpy/quick to anger. Like yes give me an irredeemable mean character.

Be so mean that you’ve gained yourself a reputation. Be so mean that I go >:( when you say something.

There isn’t really like a MEAN character in Thunderclan (from what I remember). Like sure some of the older background characters can be ‘mean’ but mostly when it relates to the plot. But jayfeather is constantly mean. Like yes become the mean grumpy old man trope.

#warrior cats #warriors #thunderclan #jayfeather #mod rambles #i don’t like him #but I also do

[n3ptun3e]

there’s this sakura x shisui super famous fic but i’m so fucking scared to read bc i know i’m going to hyperfixate in it and my life will be over, also it looks sad which also it’s going to contribute to make my life be over for me but but it looks so good and there’s so many positive comments about it and i’m starving for shisui content but it looks sad and i’m going to hyperfixate in it and then-

#spiraling in the uchiha rabbit hole #oh my god so tempting #but i don’t wanna #but i also do #what should i do #IT LOOKS SAD AND COMPLICATED OKAY #i can’t handle being hurt by the plot i can’t deal with this rn #shisui uchiha #i’m so sad this man in ruining my life #but its shisui so its okay

[theautisticjedi]

Well. Did you know. That if you have very dark hair. To get blonde like Elizabeth without destroying all your hair. You have to dye it over the course of several weeks.

Well I did not know. So I'm not really Vanessa blonde and more. Um. This.

#im trying not to cry (: #um #so #i kinda dont hate it #but i also do #so thats fun #i dyed it for a cosplay that is on friday #so i dont have several weeks #my ramblings

[gayfishermanfive]

In light of recent events I feel I should make a stance.

I'm gonna say this once and only once. I'm pro abortion. That's right, not pro choice or pro life, I'm pro abortion.

Kill them fucking kids bro!

In fact, I believe life starts when the sperm meets the egg. Not because of some religious reason, but just because it's fun to kill kids.

HELP KSDMFKSDLFJS me

#i do not like kids #but i also do #but also if i ever end up with an accidental child i would v much abort #ask #jump speaks #this is not serious btw #we just have a sick sense of humor

[averagemafuyukinnie]

should be illegal to stop a guy like me from going to sleep

#like im just a little guy :( #except the only thing stopping me is that I don feel like it #but i also do

[jinhogwarts]

these past two weeks have been so challenging, not even physically or anything you would expect from having a newborn, but mentally... it's been a lot. i'm still a bit traumatized from the whole hospital stay, and even though everything is okay with me and the baby it's still so hard not to blame myself for a lot of things that weren't actually in my control

#personal #i don't wanna talk about it tbh #but i also do #it's just very difficult for me rn #i did talk about it a lot with my therapist and my parents and idk who else #but not my friends tbh no one really asked #i wrote parts of it on twitter but haven't been able to get into it more than that

[roachemoji]

4, 11, 33, 53!!

HIIIIII

4. I GET TO PLAY DND TOMORROW

11. N O askjADH im watching Ted Lasso for a 3rd time in a row <3

33. Oh so many things ????? LIKE SO MANY UH off the top of my head ??????????????????? more about Archeology i fucKiNG love dinosaurs i lOve triceratops so much i wanna know everything

53. OH MAN UH this is harder than i thoght it would be oh my god???? UHM Stickers, My friends, Dinosaurs (Triceratops (Douglas)), Rats, ANNDDD ............ weed??????

#ask bo #TY FOR THE ASK WILBUR #i dont know what makes me happy #but i also do #y ankow

[azumadeline]

osaker sleepy (honestly quite incredible)

#azumanga daioh #i have no shame #but i also do #god help me im so gay

[lesbianforregulusblack]

Level 1 was realizing that I like women

Level 2 was realizing that I don't like men

Level 3 was realizing that while I still like women, I only like them romantically

Boss Level is figuring out my gender

#tell me someone relates to this #gender crisis is a bitch #i don't like this game #but i also do #lgbtq #asexual #lesbian #what even is gender

[erigold13261]

Will Mama and Yinu in the FRAU ever get along? (Or without Mama getting sick, will their relationship stay sour?)

I honestly don't know. I see Yinu as the type to never truly give up on her family. She would get away from Mama but never fully cut her off. She might go a year or two without talking to her, but eventually she would come back around (unlike OG Neon who fully cut his parents out of his life and what the FRAU Sayu Crew will do once they turn adults).

Thankfully those years apart would probably snap Mama back to reality, so it's not like a situation where Yinu is going back to an abusive relationship. Though I also see Yinu being able to stand up for herself and articulate her feelings to her mother once she is an adult and after spending time away from Mama.

So yeas, I can see them getting along later in life, whether there is a health scare or not. But their relationship will never be as strong as it could have been.

#nsr #no straight roads #nsr au #failed revolution #eritalks #eriau #noart #asks #i feel like i answered something like this #or something very similar #idk why #i don't think i did #but i also do #the y/inu asks are getting muddled in my head #probably because i never thought people #would be so interested in her part of this au #gotta start thinking more of the flower family i guess #lol

[griffin-black]

I want to be pretty, but in the way that Leon Kennedy is pretty.

#leon kennedy #resident evil #dead by daylight #leonleonleon #resident evil 2 #dbd #survivor main #killer main #ghostface #danny johnson #gender envy #pretty boy #I dont want to be a boy #but I also do #I dont want to be a girl #but I kinda do #you know what else I want? #to be thin #.---.

[rottingpeachh]

“I definitely have a plan” I tell my family while having nightly panic attacks about how I have no idea what to do with my life

#I want to do college #but I also can’t afford it #and also can’t do it not in person #but also I want to move away #but I can’t go to college if I move away #but I need to move away #but I also don’t want to go to college #but I also do #but I’m also too old to be a freshman in college #but also I’m not #I just wanted to be normal! and I’m not! love taht!!!!! #I hate everything

[landoncrris]

how are still 60 minutes left i don’t want to watch this anymore

#but i also do

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[justalittlebluetiefling]

#i don't believe that people for serious reasons sort their books any way but by author #and then obviously by release date/series within that #i am being told that i am being JUDGY #also if you sort your books any other way HOW DO YOU FIND THEM #i really need to know #polls #can't believe i forgot to include genre in here