#this is not serious btw

[imreallyonthishellsite]

so...

#edward elric #finn the human #finn mertens #vash the stampede #trigun vash #link tears of the kingdom #link botw #luke skywalker #naruto uzumaki #fullmetal alchemist #fmab #trigun #trigun stampede #adventure time #tears of the kingdom #star wars #naruto #polls #random polls #tumblr polls #poll time #fandom things #fandom polls #this is not serious btw #just curious

[freakoutgirl]

I'm a dyke's dyke

#this is not serious btw

[janmisali]

in a similar vein to donkey kongpost, i would regard baby mario and mario to be the same person but different characters. im not as familiar with konglore to have a similar example but i know for example that cranky kong used to be one of the donkey kongs himself, or something like that

I think this is an interesting distinction to make and I'd actually like to take the exact opposite stance: Baby Mario and Super Mario are the same character, but different people

#this is not serious btw #I could devil's advocate an actual argument for this stance however

[1moreff-creator]

just want you all to know that until one opens their eyes I am 100% assuming they look like mai's and they're siblings

"You're crazy, not everything is connected to Mai" "You're insane and obssessed you need to calm down" nice arguments unfortunately I Will Not.

#drdt #one drdt #mai akasaki #this is not serious btw #i dont actually believe this #but headcanons are free so

[izzyshand]

inspired by this post of ed looking beautiful & well accessorized with the caption "take his ass to claire's" :

ofmd mall au where izzy is the manager of the hot topic (he takes it way too seriously & is also the only one over the age of 30 who works there). ed is a longtime punk & one of his his best customers. izzy thinks they're friends. & ed does like him, but also really likes being on his good side because izzy has the manager override code & always gives him the best discounts.

until the claire's across the mall pavilion hires a new manager, stede. suddenly ed is dressing in rainbows & obsesed with the 90's nostalgia vibes.

izzy & stede have a professional rivalry from across the mall pavilion. they get sooooo competitive about sales & quarterly margins. when stede/claire's starts outpacing izzy/hot hopic, izzy gets mad & calls ed a poser & accuses him of not being "a real punk" because he's wearing pink nail polish instead of black.

#txt #ofmd #ofmd au #this is not serious btw #if anyone gets weird or disk-horse-y on this post i swear to calypso

[kaijoo2]

none of this “ganondorf is the better villain!”, “no kohga is the better villain!” nonsense

here y’all go again pitting two bad bitches against each other!!!!!

#alternatively: why would they fight they’re in love #this is not serious btw #ganondorf #kohga #/lh /nsrs

[thefavoritefangirl]

*ME when i'm questioning again for the thousandth time* woW Talk about an I/ME/MYSelf moment L O L ! HAH

(canned laugh track plays so loud you cant hear my voice)

#squawking through text #At least i have my blorbos #this is not serious btw

[sorcerous-caress]

I like knights, I like elves, why don't I like knight elves?

Idk something about a knight elf feels very...unnatural, fuck you mean you weild a big sword? A helmet?? No no that's- that's not for you. Maybe consider being a rogue or a ranger? Cleric, perhaps? Wizard? Anything else, please?

On their own, both of these concepts are very hot, but when you mix them, I get an uncanny feeling, and it drops down to freezing temperature.

Same with elves gunslingers, like okay wow who taught you that? Which human was the bad influence on you? The only shots you should have are the alcoholic kind.

Tho uncanny feeling aside, the concept of a gun welding knight elf is cool as fuck even if it messes with my brain.

Other combinations that are metal but give me psychic damage:

Dragonborn druid

Gnome ranger

Aasimar warlock

On the opposite spectrum, here are combinations that make me unbelievably happy:

Orc paladin

Dwarf monk

Drow sorcerer

Human artificer

That's the way god intended! That's the way it should be. Get your blasphemous ideas out of here! Gunslinger elf, what's next? A blue tiefling? Get out of here!

#♡elves #♡knights #a party of these combinations go on an adventure with a very confused human who just had their world view shattered #this is not serious btw

[corvidiss]

One of the privileges young people have that we don't talk about much is the ability to make relatively small lengths of time seem particularly long and significant by saying things like “Gosh, I haven't eaten this food for over a quarter of my entire lifetime!”

#this is not serious btw #but i just ate an actual sausage for the first time in Ages and had a 'woah that's weird' moment over how long it's been fjdkgk

[coldclawer]

What is with the Toontown fandom and celebrating murdering their blorbos over a hundred times

#its just kind of funny you know #i dont think they would actually appreciate it if you gave them the hoedown smackdown everytime you wanted to see them lmao #this is not serious btw #i do it too #Toontown #toontown corporate clash #corporate clash #ttcc

[dandelions-fly-in-summer-skies]

guys the graph of your activity from the past week is how your 2024 is gonna go how are we feeling?

#just dandy thoughts #idk what i’m doing #lmfao #this is not serious btw

[morgombie]

huffs. stomps my foot. where are my hate asks huh? where are the mean anons in my askbox HUH

#this is not serious btw #im just surprised ppl still have the audacity in the year 2023 #couple ppl on my dash jus got some rude ass asks for no reason #yall outta pocket #the fool speaks #delete later

[stephaniedola]

if hes "too depressed to reach out" for like a year does that give me the right to be "too depressed to not hang out with my friend or i'll kms" or is that going too far

#this is not serious btw #yes i feel insane about not having him in my life no i wouldnt actually do this #thots et al

[gayfishermanfive]

In light of recent events I feel I should make a stance.

I'm gonna say this once and only once. I'm pro abortion. That's right, not pro choice or pro life, I'm pro abortion.

Kill them fucking kids bro!

In fact, I believe life starts when the sperm meets the egg. Not because of some religious reason, but just because it's fun to kill kids.

HELP KSDMFKSDLFJS me

#i do not like kids #but i also do #but also if i ever end up with an accidental child i would v much abort #ask #jump speaks #this is not serious btw #we just have a sick sense of humor

[jeffmangumscumsock]

I'm not seeing enough Vrissyposting on my dash. Shame on all of you. Do more Vrissyposting in the future please.

#vrissy #homestuck #this is not serious btw #I do wanna see more vrissy though #live laugh love vrissy #homestuck 2 #homestuck beyond canon

[pacdevil]

guys i like my url but i like my other url i have pacdevil like a LOT lot i kinda wanna make it my main url really badly....

#idk im sleepy #this is not serious btw #912