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damastorrr · 4 months
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Arting with my friend, we trolling.
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frankthesnek · 3 months
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Stevetony as #9 for the soft kissing prompts 💖 maybe right before they go out for a mission????
Thank you for the prompt!
(A Not so) Long Kiss Goodbye
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Prompt: a kiss before work
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Steve read over the mission brief again on his tablet before abandoning it on the empty seat next to him. Looking out the back of the jet, he saw Tony. He wished the other man was seated next to him instead of flying solo. Tactically, it made more sense for Iron Man to head out alone. It provided them better intel and more ground cover—still he would prefer his partner at his side. 
It was this over protective nature that kept them from running missions together very often. It had been laid out in more subtle terms to them both but had been made clear enough by the directors at SHIELD. It was only big, full Avengers protocol level, missions that had them working together in the field nowaday. Those missions were few and far between, thankfully. A new potential lead on Loki's missing scepter was what had them called together now. Not a global disaster but a branch of one that involved them all.
“You gonna strap in or keep giving him puppy dog eyes?” Natasha questioned as she ran through the final flight check for the jet.
“I can do both,” Steve countered and stood, making his way off the loading ramp back to the hanger.
“Make it quick!” Her words floated after him.
“Room for you on the Quinjet, Tony,” Steve opened as he approached the other man.
“Well aware, I did design it,” came Tony's mildly sarcastic response. “And thanks to certain people, I have gotten very well acquainted with the different seating and space options in the back compartment.” 
Steve's lips twitched up at the comment, a soft glaze of honey glow touching his cheeks at the call back to some of their spicier,  semi-public encounters. “You don’t say?”
“Hmmmm, need a refresher?”
The sound of Tony's low tone and hum distorted by the touch of metallic echo form being suited up made Steve's gut clench. He liked Tony in the suit. He only wished it didn't mean they were heading into danger.
“You two wanna get a room or what?” 
Both men turned to see Clint grinning at them from the back of the jet, an amused looking Bruce elbowing him lightly.
“If we didn't have a mission to run, I would gladly take that suggestion, so don't tempt me,” Tony drawled back, not phased by the heckling of their friends. 
Steve grinned at the exchange, more happy over their friends' acceptance of them than bothered by the occasional teasing. It was a far deal better than the level of tolerance he had grown up around—which had been exactly zero. The ability to openly show how much he cared for Tony meant a great deal to him.
“Not even time for a quicky,” Steve gave a put upon sigh, playing up his disappointment for the sake of their onlookers. He tapped lightly at Tony's face plate, the pad of his finger running along the slit of its pseudo-mouth. The piece of armor slid up out of the way instantly. 
“Oooh nothing with you is ever quick Mr. Marathon,” Tony chuckled and smirked playfully. 
Grinning, Steve leaned in and kissed the other man, lingering and slow—the motion of their lips as meaningful as words. Tony cupped a hand around Steve's hip, the touch far more gentle than the cold, hard metal of his suit should have allowed for. It made Steve hum and press harder, the tip of his tongue lightly grazing Tony's lip.
A cat call and sharp whistle from their friends was what forced them apart. Without missing a beat, Tony flipped them off and replaced the face plate all in one motion. A split second later, he was moving a half step back and taking off, leaving only the soft hum on the repulsors in his wake. 
Steve ignored the good natured teasing from his teammates, content to stand and watch until Tony was out of sight. 
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just because you’re afraid it doesn’t mean you’re broken.
Titans 3.05
once more into the cold dark void of the internet with my stream-of-consciousness take on a superhero tv show...
spoilers ahead.
1. i cannot believe that among the first things i get to hear in this episode with my own two ears is the line 'eluded our overdudes'. why must you give me such pain along with so much joy, show?
1.5. scarecrow stringing jason along on this path to red-hood-dom is not something i would’ve ever expected, but does kind of make sense. 
1.55. i don’t know all the details of the original resurrection arc in the comics but i like that jason, weirdly, has a greater role to play in his own demise and rebirth? i think it makes it easier to draw a line between his past trauma, the demonstrably shitty and terrifying responsibility of being robin, the ways bruce and the titans wronged him, his responses to that, the reasons he turns to scarecrow, and his final evolution to red hood. it makes for a smoother character arc rather than a one that was interrupted for two decades before somebody went oh hey let’s resurrect that kid that the audience once voted to kill and make him an anti-hero!
1.75. what’s crane giving him? anti fear toxin? anyway, crane is a fucking creep and i’m not sure i want to see a whole lot of him on my screen.
2. oh, um, heads up: there’s a long sequence of unsteady cam + flickering lights right after the title card upto the 3:16 mark. it’s a bit headache-inducing so if you want to skip, you can go ahead and do that. 
2.45. that’s... weird... why would he dream about... donna...
ok, who am i kidding. i’m going to jump right into my theory about Why Titans Makes Sense Actually because the show itself is apparently not interested in explaining itself:
a) it makes no sense for jason to be conjuring up donna--who famously did not care much for him!--in his dreams. (he wasn’t even there when she died.) or for her to be telling him don’t go or there’s still time.
b) this leads me to think that that’s actually donna, in some sort of limbo between life and death, the kind of place where jericho used to be
c) rachel has demonstrated that she has the power to link the minds of the titans across great distances--she called jason and hank/dawn for help in 2.01, she linked up everybody later in the season, projected dick’s hallucination of his father into their brains without even realising she was doing it, and in the finale, she managed to get dick into conner’s brain. she’s in themyscira now. is this how she gets donna back to life? but reaching out to her in that non-space between life and death?
d) the next obvious question is: why isn’t donna appearing in the dreams of the other titans? she probably is, but they have better reason to be dreaming about her since they were actually close to her, unlike jason.
e) but why would she warn jason in particular? does she foresee jason entering the afterlife--however briefly? does she have an idea of what jason plans to do and what he will become?
f) anyway, more trippy mindscapes and weird psychic powers, yay!
2.5. my heart clenched when bruce comforted jason post-nightmare: clearly i’ve been reading way too much batfam fic. this is a side of bruce we haven’t really been told to expect by all the characters on the show calling him a ‘psychopath’ (*cough*unreliablenarrators*cough*) and him getting jason to speak to a professional speaks volumes about the kind of self-reflection he’s done post dick’s departure, and maybe some of the regrets he has with regards to how he dealt with dick’s traumas.
i mean, just look at him when jason dismisses his concerns! BRUCE IS TRYING JASON
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anyway, i have a whole lot more i want to say about this, but i’ll save it for later. 
also: LESLIE THOMPKINS!!!!
3. i really like molly--and i love that she’s a friend from before jason got taken in by bruce, the implication that they meet up regularly and that she’s a grounding influence on him (tho clearly not grounding enough to not go along with his dumbass idea about confronting a child trafficker alone). 
3.5. aw, jason. robin was his armour against everything in the world that would throw him down and chew him to bits, but san francisco proved that even robin wasn’t enough to protect him. it’s really interesting how ‘disillusionment with the idea of robin’ is so integral to the traumas of both dick and jason but in such different ways. 
4. LESLIE!!!!!!! i even forgive her office being so goddamn blue because leslie! 
4.5. it makes so much sense for titans!verse leslie to be a therapist, because this show is so inward looking anyway, and therapist sessions are a useful tool to showcase this character work in a story. besides, at least in fanfic, leslie often seems to double up as a counsellor anyway. 
4.6. oh man. i’m not terribly convinced by walters’ red hood (tho i think that may be the point--argh. i’ll come back to this thought later. have to stop getting distracted!) but he plays the asshole kid that’s trying not to let any real emotion seep through really well.
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“you’d like me to punch you, wouldn’t you”
5. not sure what to think of batman’s little trophy case other than the show winking unsubtly at us and going look look - catwoman! the riddler! two face! you excited yet?! it’s like the scene from the end of amazing spiderman 2 when they were trying to drum up excitement for a sinister six spinoff by having harry osborne walk by a bunch of display cases with stuff from iconic villains in them.
... but then again, bruce does like to display a lot of shit in his batcave, including his dead robin’s bloodstained costume, so.
5.5. bruce is so soft with jason it’s killing me. beyond just trying to learn from his mistakes with dick, it speaks to his own genuine desire to balance his dedication to gotham with doing the best by his sons, although he’s often not successful with that. 
i love that titans is really playing the long game with bruce wayne, with each season and character-perspective sliding in fresh pieces of a bigger puzzle. titans’ bruce has always been a phantom of other peoples’ making, but now we’re getting the idea that he’s a whole lot more complicated than other people make it seem.
5.75. it really recontextualises some of his actions from previous seasons: the fact that he locked dick out of his security systems in 1.06 is likely his way of respecting dick’s independence and his desire not to be associated with batman/gotham anymore. jason knowing about bruce’s tracker while dick doesn’t is probably bruce trying to be more honest and upfront with his charges. bruce sending jason packing off to sanfran to spend time with the titans is probably not him passing on a big responsibility to dick (as i first uncharitably thought) but him trying to get jason out of the toxic influence of gotham for a while and a sign of his trust in dick as a leader and a mentor,
5.8. i mean, bruce is a prick, but he’s also human.
6. i think leslie is doing some good work with jason here, though she may have overstepped the line with her line about robin as a construct being projected by a man with BPD. her speculations about bruce’s diagnosis have no place in her session with jason, and if bruce confides in her, an egregious violation of patient-therapist confidentiality. 
(about the diagnosis itself... i don’t know. i can’t really confirm or refute this without a whole lot more information, and i’m not sure if the writer of this episode means BPD in the same way an actual professional might.)
6.5. i think a huge thing that gets missed out in a lot of recent comics as well as movies/shows is that bruce didn’t create the robin persona out of whole cloth. dick did. he’s the starting point of that legacy and to call it entirely bruce’s creation is blatant erasure of that. in fact, i’m surprised that dick doesn’t feature more in the conversations they’re having about the pressures of being robin. after all, the guy had been robin--bruce’s partner--for such a long time before jason. 
6.8. (and here’s the primal part of me that resonates the deepest with dick grayson--the Eldest Daughter part--that’s sort of resentful: that jason gets the therapy and softness and the learning from mistakes when it took years and years for bruce to reach out in any meaningful way to dick.)
7. oooh that was a great scene!
it’s fun to do these stream-of-consciousness live reactions, because the moment you step down from your soapbox, the episode goes right into tackling what you were just complaining about. bruce means well, he’s learning, but he goes about exactly the wrong way to help jason: taking away robin now can’t be read by jason as anything but a devastating judgment call from bruce. and iain glen really sells the moment that bruce realises this--too late--and his helplessness in trying to get jason to see that it isn’t jason’s fault that he’s trying to do this. he loves jason enough that jason is enough. 
7.5. aaaah so jason brings up the elephant in the room at last. dick got everything makes sense from his perspective, where getting to put on a costume and fight crime means approval, means being something stronger and better than you are. dick got to be robin, then nightwing, and a leader of a whole team of other costume-clad heroes. 
8. ... how did jason just walk into arkham????? this is ridiculous.
8.3. i mean, clearly jason’s not thinking straight, but betraying batman like this puts his possibilities of being robin again even further away. 
8.5. watching that chemistry experiment montage was strangely funny. this guy is looking for an antidote to fear? well, constantly mixing up and inhaling gases concocted by a mad-scientist supervillain is something only the very fearless--reckless to the point of foolishness!--would do. what’s to say crane’s not given you a formula for a drug that will keep you tethered to his every will and whim? hmmmm?
8.7. so he sought out the joker to... test the formula??? 
9. wow the “loud and clear... boss” hits different after a whole episode of them referring to each other as father and son.
9.3. waitwaitwait HOLD UP. wait a DANG MINUTE. you’re telling me that scarecrow had enough resources that he could not only have folks on the outside steal jason away and dunk him in a lazarus pit (i TOLD you that this show would bring up and dismiss ra’s al ghul in a ten second aside! I TOLD YOU) but also have his own little chemistry lab in the basement, AND have enough resources for jason to build his red hood persona???????? all of this in barely twenty four hours?
well there goes my ‘jason orchestrated his death’ theory. it was nice while it lasted. *cups hands to the sky* fly away, my baby.
9.6. a part of me is gleeful at the rushed nature of such an iconic transformation though, especially when compared to all the character work that went before it. we’re so used to getting the opposite that it’s fucking delightful to have a show that’s more interested in exploring its characters’ minds rather than battle scenes or recreating transformations from the comics. that’s taken such bold and exciting steps to fully convey all the nuances of its most recognisable character, bruce wayne, from casting an older actor to play him to unflinchingly showing just how damaging the vigilante lifestyle has been to him and the people he loves. BRILLIANT
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*sporfle*
10. again, heads up: a whole lot of flashing lights between 40:28 and 42:00. 
10.3. i guess it’s the super-compressed timeline that’s really throwing me off. where did he have the time to get/develop the mind control thing from? or is it something that he got from the cabal of villains that he intimidated at the beginning of 3.02? very messy.
10.5. i love molly, i hope she shows up again this season.
11. aaaand that’s it! that was a solid episode as flashback episodes go, but now i can’t wait to return to the present.
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zambie-trashart · 2 years
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What the Batfamily's roles in your Daminette Shrek AU?
Hmmmm so the whole idea of the Shrek AU was not using ogres but still having that fun kick to it. Technically speaking all of them are "assassins" but Damian is the most threatening. OOOH I got it! Let me flesh this out for y'all
The Wayne's all care deeply for each other they just have a funny way of showing it. They all tried to escape the assassin lifestyle but Damian was way too caught up in making people fear him that he ran away trying to protect his family's feelings while still feeling like himself.
Bruce made a name for himself. He took his son's that stayed with him and had them all work for him in a new company that he started. He eventually had himself a king's fortune and the Wayne kingdom was born.
Dick would find himself sneaking to his brother's fort in the forest just to watch him train. He would have to leave after only minutes because it was sad to watch his brother's life be wasted on useless training.
Jason didn't really care that his brother left. The twerp annoyed him anyway... ok so maybe he misses him a bit but that's not his fault. He loves his brother but he knows that if he goes to visit he'll never leave.
Tim is sad that no one is picking on him anymore or switching out his coffee for bleach. Sure that one time he drank it by accident was scary but he'd rather have Damian than this silence and sadness in the house.
When they hear that Damian got married (more like Dick saw that there was a girl and two other boys who looked so happily in love now at the fort) everyone lost their minds and went over to his place.
...aaaaaaaand that's where I'm going to leave this one cause it's getting long and I still have another one to write and schedule post sooooooo until next time I leave you with this meme.
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no-gorms · 5 years
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Random question incoming, what gems do you think Steve and Tony would be and what would their fusion be if they were gems like in Steven Universe? And the other avengers?
Oooh, okay, something I hadn’t thought about before. Let’szoom through this, quick impressions, I’m not gonna think about this tooclosely or second-guess myself!
Steve’s definitely a quartz soldier to me. An amethyst or ajasper, and I can picture him coming out small at first, but the runt finds hisfooting and becomes a really strong fighter to be reckoned with.
Tony’s less obvious, he could very well be a bismuth, buildingand designing things while being a strong fighter himself. But I must confess mybrain immediately jumped to him as a peridot, all snark and huge brains and aknow-it-all attitude, and also HMMMM we know a peridot who used limb enhancers because shewas too small, sooOoooo…
As for their fusion, I’m really unfamiliar with the gem fusionlogic, so I’m kind of at a loss what they’d fuse into. I did like a cursory searchand amazonite, maybe? Lol though from google: “Amazonitehelps you to see both sides of a problem or different points of view.”
As for the other Avengers, Natasha I feel like could be a pearlwho’s broken free and found new purpose and is terrifying for it. Thor, I immediatelyjumped to being as functionally/appearance-wise as close to a diamond without actuallybeing a diamond, so something like moissanite? Bruce is a naturally-occurring garnet,and Clint I feel would be a ruby or a topaz.
Some other Avengers! Sam is a quartz variation like Steve (Iguess if Steve is an amethyst, Sam is a jasper), Rhodey is an aquamarine becauseBOSS, Bucky is also a pearl who’s broken free but unlike Natasha is very verytired (or a pearl-like gem like moonstone, maybe?). Wanda is a lapis lazuli, powerful and traumatized, and Vision is cubic zirconiabecause he was made and is also very close to a diamond. And Nick Fury is aneven more bossy than usual holly blue agate. :D
Everyone joins together to make the ultimateeldritch horror fusion that beats up Thanos.
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smiles-advice · 4 years
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1, 17💞💞💞💞💞💞
1)   a song you can listen to on repeat
hmmmm so many! uhm i’m on fire (bruce springsteen) and say my name (beetlejuice) and maybe bad guy (billie eilish)
17)  a song with great lyrics
oooh don’t shoot that gun (chloe adams) and insane (gnash)! i adore the lyrics, they’re so meaningful i think!
thanks for asking, hope you’re well darling! 🌼
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Justice league unleashed “Beach day”
Justice league unleashed "Beach day" At the Watchtower the league are packing stuff into the javelin Hawkgirl: Sunscreen. Flash: Check. Hawkgirl: Sunglasses. Flash: Check. Hawkgirl: Sandals. Flash: Check. Hawkgirl: Burgers and grill. Flash: Check. Check. Jessica: this is gonna be great, after weeks of fighting villains we finally get a day off Hawkgirl: and we're gonna spend it at the Beach! Diana: Don't forget to ice cream! Superman: Diana there'll be ice cream at the beach Flash: Yeah Popsicle Diana: ummm, i prefer scoops of ice cream Superman: They have scoops of ice cream there too Diana: Wonderful! Batman: this is a waste of time, crime doesn't take a day off and neither should you Jessica groans Jessica: Do you always have to be a stick in the mud? I mean seriously, can't we have one day to ourselves really Batman grunts Superman: Well Bruce, since you're so against on going to the beach you can take monitor duty Hawkgirl: Alright guys we got everything packed lets hit the beach! Jessica: YAY! The league board the javelin and gets ready to go Flash: LETS GO TO THE BEACH! Diana: Later Bruce, take care of the watchtower while we're gone. Batman shakes his head in disappointment. Elsewhere weather wizard is working on something Weather wizard: Sun is shining, the birds and singing, a beautiful day. Perfect for a crime spree The league arrive at the beach Superman: ALRIGHT EVERYONE WE'RE HERE! REMEMBER WHERE WE PARKED! Jessica: BEACH DAY! The league sees that the beach is crowded Diana: By the gods! Flash: Look at all the people J'onn: Perhaps we should go... Hawkgirl: NO WAY! WE ARE NOT GOING BACK TO BATMAN, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SPREAD OUT AND FIND A SPOT! Superman: YOU HEARD HER EVERYONE SPREAD OUT IF YOU SEE A SPOT GRAB IT AND CALL THE REST OF US! The league spread out to find a spot. They search for a spot and Jessica finds a free spot and see a group of people across her. Their eyes narrow and they both run to claim the spot. The group claim the spot Jessica frowns and creates a construct catapult and flings them into the ocean. Jessica claims the spot and creates a construct horn and blows it. The rest of the league hears it Diana: It's Jessica, she found a spot! Hawkgirl: CATCH IT! The league rush to it and claims it Flash: WE DID IT WE GOT OUR SPOT! Superman: ALRIGHT EVERYONE LETS HAVE OUR BEACH DAY! Everyone cheers. Back at the Watchtower Batman is on monitor duty when an alert goes off. He sees that an unusual storm is on its way to the beach. He suspects who it is Batman: Hmmmm At the beach flash is playing volleyball by himself. Hawkgirl is tanning. Jessica and j'onn are playing in the ocean. Superman is showing diana the ice cream shop at the boardwalk. Hawkgirl: AWWW, this is so nice not a cloud in the sky A shadow hovers over hawkgirl Hawkgirl: Whoever is blocking my sun please move, because if my tan is un even I will not be responsible for my actions. Dark shadow hover other everyone at the beach Hawkgirl: What in the world? Hawkgirl sees dark clouds moving in. Thunder crackles J'onn: Looks like a storm's brewing Jessica: Looks like beach day is over Jessica frowns Hawkgirl: NO WAY! I'M NOT GONNA LET A LITTLE RAIN RUIN OUR BEACH DAY! Diana: What's with this strong wind?! Superman: Hey, their's someone in the clouds! Diana: You do? The wind blows away diana's ice cream onto the ground Diana: MY ICE CREAM!!! Superman sees a person in the clouds Superman: I see someone there! Diana: Where?! Superman: There! Superman points at the cloud. Diana spins and transforms into wonder woman Wonder woman: Whoever you are you knocked over my ice cream, I WILL RIP YOUR LUNGS OUT! Wonder woman charges at the storm Superman: Diana wait! A lightning bolt hits diana knocking her out of the sky Superman: DIANA! Superman transforms into his super suit and goes to catch her. Superman: You ok diana? Diana's body is twitching from the electricity Wonder woman: MUST...... KILL...... STORM.......! Superman sees Weather wizard in the clouds Superman: of course, Weather wizard! Wonder woman: w-w-weather wizard? I WILL KILL YOU!! Weather wizard laughs maniacally as lightning strikes the beach Hawkgirl: Weather wizard, MY TAN IS GONNA BE UNEVEN! I WILL HURT YOU! Hawkgirl transform into her super suit. Jessica: Come on guys, if we want to get our beach day back we gotta beat this weather jerk! Flash: Yay! J'onn nods The three others transform into their super suits. Strong winds blows taking wallets, purses, and other personal belongings into the clouds Girl: Ahhh MY BAG! J'onn: He's using the storm to rob everyone Hawkgirl: COME ON! Weather wizard creates twisters Hawkgirl and wonder woman goes to attack him. Superman the rest of the league evacuate everyone from the storm. Hawkgirl bats away the lightning bolts and diana creates a shield to block them. He creates ice shards and shoots them at them, Jessica creates a construct glove to catch them then turns it into a mace Jessica: YOU'RE RUINING OUR BEACH DAY! Jessica swings it at him. Weather wizard gets knocked away, he raises his staff to create multiple lightning strikes. Hail the size of soccer balls rain down. Hawkgirl, wonder woman, and Green lantern bats them away. Flash runs with super speed toward weather wizard and jumping off the hail and take the staff from him. The weather clears up and weather wizard falls from the sky. Weather wizard: AAAUUUUGGHH!!! Green lantern catches him in a construct baseball mitt and put him on the ground, Wonder woman appears in front of him. Weather wizard: Not the face! Wonder woman: No. She creates a shield and hits him in the face with it. Weather wizard is carted off Hawkgirl: Now that he's gone we can get back to our beach day Flash: Uh hawkgirl Hawkgirl: What... The league sees that the beach is a total mess from their fight with weather wizard Hawkgirl: oooh, this place got trashed J'onn: I'm how you say, ready to bounce. The league is seen at watchtower relaxing by the fountain pool. Hawkgirl: Now this is relaxing Flash: Yep, just us and a pool and no villains. Jessica: You said it. Jessica is splashing in the pool. Flash is playing volleyball by himself. Superman is in a wave tube. Diana is eating ice cream. Hawkgirl is sunbathing. J'onn is reading a book poolside. Batman stares at them and shakes his head in disappointment. END.
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kimmycup · 5 years
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B is interesting! Also I - not counting whump because I knooow you're gonna say whump so like beside whump. Oooh how about M? And T! :O
B: Any of your stories inspired by personal experience?
If a story of mine has religious themes, then that’s one thing, the way I write asexuality, probably. I feel like I put a lot of cooking in fics which is mostly me channeling my love for being in the kitchen. Whining about university. 
I feel like overall, I channelled quite a lot of ME, into “Starting Over”. That was a long, really intensely written fic, day by day, fully published within a month, and spanning student life fast forward to that sort of family picture that’s like my own white picket fence dream and featuring a lot of silly, every day stuff that’s all very me. That one actually has interact with characters chapter as if it’s 20010 and i’m still on ffnet dont judge.
“Deep Joy” was a bit like that too - generally if a fic is plotless fluff it’s mostly just me channeling.
“The Subtle Art of Sharing a Bed” was sheer personal experience channeling against the fictional cliches. 
Also “Tied to You” is just my first year of university where Eve is that guy I never dared to speak more to... 
Jesus Christ, thank you, I scrolled through my own fics for this and it was a long, shameful trip that makes me want to delete or go on anon with a lot of stuff. 
I:  Do you have a guilty pleasure in fic (reading or writing)?
WHUMP. Eff offfff. :P Okay, so, like, yeah, I do have guilty pleasures, no, there’s no way I’m putting some of that shit out here in public. There’s stuff that’s only for me and my browser history to enjoy and periodically clear.
Out of safer stuff... Erm, every now and then I just have a merfolk fic phase.
OOOHHHH. Cuddles. Sometimes I just filter by cuddles and read every single fic, even the short ones. Just. Cuddles, man.  
M:  Got any premises on the back burner that you’d care to share?
Hmmmm... Something I haven’t shared yet? Let’s see... Okay, so. This is gonna be such a call out post, I guess I’ll have to write those.
Marvel: I have this one-shot all outlined where Obi bullies Tony into keeping arc reactor tech to himself, somewhere along the way Tony runs into Bruce in the depths of the internet, hires him and drags him to New York, later Tony gets kidnapped by someone who wants the reactor technology and Bruce goes to the rescue.
Shadowhunters: Oooh, I have this Jalec superheroes AU where Jace is the superhero and Alec hates him because Max once got hurt in a fight between Jace and villains. Obviously they still live together :D
Vampire Academy: I have this great amnesia AU planned where Ashzera were in a secret relationship and then Mason lost his memory so no one but Christian knew they were together and Chris thought it was supposed to be that way.... but Mason, being Mason, gets under his skin and tries to come close AGAIN.
DC: I NEED TO WRITE THIS ONE. There’s an unspecified Eddie/Barry fic idea that involves tension between Eddie and the Flash that was high at the very beginning and eventual revelations. I’m gonna make it happen one day.
T:  Any fandom tropes you can’t stand?
Usually genderbent fics solely because they are really badly written and the names are half assed and I only ever found one that I liked... 
ABO most of the time, unless you wrote it or it’s something really interesting...
100k of miscommunications and hurting each other as if it’s a straight romcom.
Ask me questions about fanfic to procrastinate while I try to write my essay! 
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!!! the parallels of bats watching the penguin from the skylight with the riddler watching mitchell
yes jimmy dear, it looks like the drug bust was purely a pr stunt from the police dept. sorry not sorry
!!! selina my love <3 judging from the noise her weapon is a length of chain, even though in the dark it looks like a whip. nice
OH NO. was that anni? oh god 😭
aaaand now they're getting shot at. cool cool cool
JIM WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!? like you're cool and all but YOU ARE BEING SO DUMB RN
!!! the sound of the batmobile is so scary 😖 beautiful car too (knows nothing about cars)
fuck yeah selina!! steal all their money :D bruce can fucking suck it, this is wealth redistribution
CAR CHASE CAR CHASE
he is crazy!! you're so right penguin <3
im playing GAS GAS GAS !! in my head rn
oooh, he's gonna getcha! he's gonna getcha
jesus fuck, how many people are dying because of this chase. this is horrifying. on the other hand HE JUST PUNCHED A CEMENT TUBE WITH HIS CAR. RAMP!!!! HE'S GONNA JUMP
YEEEEEEEEES, FROM THE FIRE LIKE A BAT OUTTA HELL *maniacal laughter*
autism be damned the man sure can drive and look cool as hell wreathed in flames like a demon. the penguin is crying screaming and shitting his pants rn
"good cop batshit cop" ha! nice one :) *police brutalities you*
...im starting to get the feeling that the penguin isnt the rat. like, they're listing all these hypotheticals and they sound plausible, certainly. but his reaction.. he's confused and bewildered. not panicking like he's been found out. i think bats fucked up here
..yeah, they got it wrong. 100 percent. no way penguin's the snitch. there's been a logic error somewhere along the line. HMMMM i wonder when it was? Maybe its wAS WHEN ALFRED DIDNT REALIZE THAT WHEN YOU SAY IT OUTLOUD ITS URL RATAALADA AND NOT BAD ENGLISH, YOU DUMBASS
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