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satoshy12 · 8 months
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Major Danny
Danny was already a pretty famous internet streamer. With around 18 million followers.
He was talking about building a rocket and explaining the science behind how to make it work. While at first only a few viewers watched it, it blew up as they learned from a scientist James Possible that the 10-year-old boy really knew what he was talking about and that it truly was a way to build a space rocket.
So now that he had built it over the years, his rocket was finally finished. So he put the camera on the rocket and got ready to launch. Which the followers weren't ready for!
They didn't think he really had rocket fuel! So while many people typed in the chat, he did not do it! Danny didn't really listen. He would finally be able to realize his dream of seeing space.
Danny got the song "major Tom Peter Schilling" ready as he started to launch. Well, he is as ready as he can be!
To visit the "International Space Station (ISS)"! Well, as the connection was lost, this live stream became the video that broke the internet.
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They also gave the professional photographer a hard time over their "Christmas" photo.
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Although this is still NOT a deep fake photo, Catherine took the blame for the blurring.
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vanessalanyl · 1 year
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Brie Larson.
@monarchrising
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dystopiandramaqueen · 2 years
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Too sexy for YouTube.
I consider this a great Victory.
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buggachat · 8 months
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deserved
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astraltrickster · 7 months
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ngl I'm not a fan of how the very necessary discussion of how autistic girls (and many poc for that matter, not that we usually remember this) often end up masking hard due to the pressure to "be ladylike" or "not be too angry" and therefore end up being seen as "very polite" and "mature for your age" and so on and so forth is morphing into being less about how social pressures may impact how autism presents and more about saying "so there's Girl Autism and there's Boy Autism and Girl Autism makes you nice and polite and pleasant but Boy Autism makes you gross and annoying and rude and offputting and no it's not ableist at all to say that being overly excitable or trying to get a turn to talk when you don't know when your turn is or struggling with arbitrary rules is rude and annoying because Girl Autism exists uwu"
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The more "empowered" Disney tries to write their heroines as, the less interesting and charismatic they become, ironically.
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koallebear · 9 months
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i love how copper ages, the colors are so pretty! do you think a part of pearl still twinkles every now and again?
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learnelle · 1 year
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Wandering in bookshops and hanging out with cats brings me so much joy! I propose we all get together and open a cozy cat sanctuary that doubles as a library ♡
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youre-dreaming-302 · 8 months
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pastelhousewithlegs · 11 days
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weirdmarioenemies · 1 month
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Name: Spamley
Debut: Ralph Breaks the Internet
Hey, remember the Ralph Breaks the Internet craze of 2018? What a time to be alive! Disney's film about What If The eBay Was A Place was an instant hit, due to the fact that everyone knows the Internet, and everyone wants to see a movie about it! You couldn't stop hearing about it! No wonder it won the Academy Award for best animated film! I think it beat out some movie about spiders, or something...?
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Kids today might not remember, because 2018 was so long ago. They're too obsessed with their new age sexymen, like Raymond and the big balls Dwarf. But this movie wouldnt've been the cultural phenomenon it was without one character taking the world by storm: a certain J.P. Spamley!
The Internet fell in love with Spamley at first sight, flooding social media with memes and fan art about the loveable green prick. He rose to the highest ranks of the Tumblr Sex Man for a good while! You couldn't scroll for a few minutes without seeing his catchphrase, "Now's your chance to get rich playing video games!"
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What kind of a megacorporation would Gisnep be if it didn't capitalize on Spamley's popularity? So they held a special Spamley Sweepstakes event on November 2019, allowing fans to donate money in honor of Spankley himself! All proceeds would go to Bob Iger and Baby Yoda, and if that's not wholesome, I don't know what is. Those who entered even had a chance of winning WILD prizes, like:
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That's it that was the only prize
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See him in theatres! This is what Disney told us all to do, and we listened! Little did we know they were doing this to hide a dark secret! If you buy the Blu-ray version of the movie, you can actually manipulate the Scene Select to watch the movie out of order and make some... strange things happen. You can look up a walkthrough online, but the gist of it is making Vanelope kill all the Disney Princesses. Especially Merida. And when you do, you unlock a weird alternate ending...
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Spamley NEO is the secret true main antagonist of the film, and he wants to take over Oh My Disney to spread spam and advertisements! No! Not Oh My Disney! Please, for the love of God, NOT OH MY DISNEY!! You have to kill him. You have to destroy your Blu-ray copy of Ralph Breaks the Internet now. I hope you're proud of yourself.
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ncutii-gatwa · 24 days
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not a fan of the internet still treating people who just don’t want to watch sex scenes like they’re stupid or childish. some people just don’t want to watch sex scenes or even want to talk about sex. why is that so hard for some people to deal with?
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t00thpasteface · 5 months
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mom and i have been a little stressed lately so we watched mash for like four straight hours saturday night
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scurviesdisneyblog · 9 months
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𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝 𝚊𝚛𝚝Iᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ-ʀᴇᴠɪᴠᴀʟ ᴇʀᴀ (2018 - ᴘʀᴇꜱᴇɴᴛ)
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thisischeri · 8 months
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Sony AIBO ERS-111 robot dog, 1999
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