#both times !

[gayofthefae]

"What happened? - to us?"

"After everything, you just...disappeared"

"I waited."

"Yeah, like, only a month."

#yeah but i just suddenly thought about how mike ACTUALLY waited. el was there the whole month. she tried to kiss him her first day back. #he didn't date her for a month #elmike stancy parallels #he waited #both times #he waited. #(and the second time was arguably out of his control) #byler #stranger things #byler lines #no throwaway lines #mike wheeler #byler² #byler povs #mike knows

[sebek-zigbolt]

#text #sebek after fighting silver in ch 7 #Both times #tablet doesnt read my PENNNNNNN GRRRRR

[resurrected-mortal-flirt]

Not @lord-of-bloodshed saying we'll see how much Illyrian I can take

My dear, let's see how much of this warrior you can take. Cause I can take you. Both in dueling and in bed.

#I could take you #And you'll enjoy it #Both times

[orchidsangel]

pregnancy trope is AWFUL like let me speak my truth. like jtv and the originals is different because the entire plot is centered around it but if i'm watching a show or reading a book and it supposedly comes out of nowhere (i've never not successfully predicted it) then it's over. i'm done. i'm out. LIKE DON'T PISS ME AWF !!!!! just sick and awful !!! especially when they're surprised like they weren't literally raw doggin every day, no birth control...you just made me angry. "i don't understand how this could happen ???" i'm literally under your bed rn.

#i've hated pregnancy tropes since i was in middle school #genuinely infuriating #like oh my god can everyone please be normal #when i was reading fucking p doug books #and every time jump had a baby like the mc's werent #early 20's and in the least #sustainable relationships ever #just makes me so angry #like they wouldn't survive a month dating #OR IN CHARMED ???? #when piper (?) had a baby and it became the whole #fucking plot ??? #MIND YOU THE BABY DADDYS DEAD #AND I DONT MEAN HE DIED AFTER ????????? #HE WAS DEAD WHILE THEY WAS FUCKIN #and don't get me started on black cake... #saw that shit coming from a mile away #BOTH times #anyway #ro number 1 pregnancy trope anti #penelope douglas' breeding kink needs to get her put on a watchlist #bc credence ?????? #was 400+ pages of “hinting” that those men wanted to knock her up #and one of them did !!! #in the epilogue #but still !!! #SHE WAS 21 #SHE SHOULD'VE BEEN IN THE CLUB #✧ orchids in bloom ✧

[trinitychaos]

God I need a fanfic of gabriel and beelzebub holding hands for the first time

#go s2 spoilers #THE WAY THEIR HANDS BRIEFLY TOUCH WHEN EXCHANGING THE FLY #BOTH TIMES #GOD GABRIEL DOING THE DARCY HAND FLEX THING AFTER HOLDING BEELZEBUB FOR THE FIRST TIME #just fukcing shoot me pls #ineffable bureaucracy #gos2 spoilers

[nastylittlebrat2316]

Sometimes I talk proper.

Sometimes I talk ghetto.

Both times you heard wtf I said...👏🏻🤞🏻

#both times #don't play with me

[aadmelioraa]

staring deeply, slack-jawed, into your bro's eyes during yet another heated, physically escalating, definitely not homoerotic semi-private argument in low lighting...just valandur things <3

#i regret to inform you i remain extremely un-normal about them <3 #isildur #valandil #isildur x valandil #rings of power #isildurposting #rop op #my edits #(lol) #ontamo is rolling his eyes in the background #both times

[sweetpapercroissant]

hmm something something always in the middle

#love how it looks like they’re fighting for him #both times #supernatural #sam and dean and john #dean and benny and cas #.txt

[niishi]

Gonna be real, I only donate to gofundmes if I know for a fact the person needs money/help. I donate usually every paycheck to one of the few indigenous ones posted by my friend who works directly with homeless indigenous people. But otherwise? It's hard to trust y'all. 2 recent ex friends would get paid, go to the mall and spend $400 on anime merch, send us pictures of it all on discord bragging about all that they got, and then immediately go onto Instagram and Tumblr etc with cash app links saying "my paycheck was nothing this week and we can't afford groceries or bills because of the horrible bad evil economy please donate". I also had these evil ppl who used to live with me and I was already paying all of their bills and buying all of their food and they'd do the exact same thing, except pretend they were going to be homeless, and that they were starving and then they'd use the money to buy loveca on love live.

#the two times i got a look into cashapp posters #in real life #both times #they were lying scammers #and a lot of the times ill see ppl on here #who just came back from a 3 day out of state con where they had a hotel and wore 6 different extravagant cosplays #post cashapp links saying theyre starving and can't afford rent #idk #maybe you guys are okay with helping financially privileged ppl who are irresponsible liars #but I'm not

[starlitheaven]

she was so right for this

#this was also maki vs naoya #BOTH times

[hello-kuni]

one of my professors has heard more from me this semester than some of my friends have in the last year, i feel so bad for that man

#in my defense canvas ate my quiz questions #twice #both attempts #he would have believed me if i hadn’t taken screenshots #which i did #both times #10 questions and NONE of them showed up #my jaw dropped #not to mention all the times i’ve emailed him about help on some of the labs #and he will be hearing from me more #there still two months left in the semester #chats ☕️

[yourteamsworstdualies]

If you're ever waiting on a very important call and you don't know when you'll get it, the surest way to make it happen is apparently to load up Splatoon and start a match.

#Splatoon #This is a two nickels situation #Sorry to the team I DC'd on #Both times #It even took me a long while to even get into a match #Now the game's gonna yell at me

[murky-tannin]

THE DOUBLE CUCURUCHO JUMPSCARES

#JUMPED SO HARD #BOTH TIMES #FUCK OFFFF #qsmp liveblogging

[workingwhileidream]

Why do the writers want us to suffer. I did not need to see that foot fetish scene to know that Larys is creepy and gross. I did not need to see Rhaenyra handle her miscarriage like that to know she is metal as fuck (or that she miscarried). Like there are other ways to do these things that do not involve me as the unsuspecting viewer wanting to vomit. Have they never heard the phrase "sometimes less is more".

#house of the dragon #hotd #larys strong #queen rhaenyra #like it was fucking gross #i almost threw up #both times #it was unnecessary #no one asked for that #no one needed that #we already had that information #sometimes less is more

[chenziee]

Zosan shippers where you at? 👀👀

There are so many different AUs, both in art and fics, with three main themes - canon divergence, modern AU and fantasy AU and everything entirely zosan :D

I wrote two pieces for this project, one for the main zine and one for the ns//fw add-on! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧💚💛 (take a wild guess which type of AU I did)

#one piece #zosan #zoro #roronoa zoro #sanji #black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #one piece fanzine #fanzine #zine #sanzo #modern au #canon divergence #fantasy au #zosan zine #katie pretends to fic #yes it's canon divergence for me #both times #I Am Predictable™ #zines

[fatummortem]

#comic spoilers #marvel spoilers #Is that Johnny Storm & Bobby Drake there Sumnus *squints at* #The closested ex Johnny & the dude who impaled Daken for flirting? #which led to Daken self destructing? #both times #Why Sumnus you little spitfire you should be in more comics