#bondi beach lifeguards

[depravedsweetness]

"I hate lightning, i'm outta here. Bye bye!"

#bondi rescue #bondi beach #bondi beach lifeguards #bondi lifeguards #bondi rescue chappo #chris chapman #chappo

[skyeknight-hyperfixations]

New Hyperfixation unlocked

So far, I'm really loving Hoppo and Jethro

#Bondi beach lifeguards

[hunter-gatherer-11]

Incorrect Quote #2: Bondi Rescue

Harrison, setting down a card: Ace of spades Joel, pulling out an Uno card: +4 Chase, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you Noah, trembling: What are we playing

#australia #bondi beach #bondi lifeguards #bondi rescue #harrison reid #chase hardaker #Noah Finnimore #joel bevilacqua #incorrect quotes #incorrect bondi rescue quotes

[pikachupadilla]

*during a couples race*

Maxi: *carrying Harrison bridal-style, jogging a little and talking calmly with him*

Whippet: *runs past carrying Reidy over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes; they're both screaming*

#source: tumblr #incorrect bondi rescue quotes #bondi rescue #bondi beach #bondi lifeguards #whippet #harrison reid #reidy #maxi #trent maxwell #shitpost

[yarnboo01]

Watching Bondi Rescue has made me learn two things:

Oceans are more dangerous and scary than they look

And

I can't swim half as well as I think I can

#bondi rescue #bondi lifeguards #bondi beach #these are the only lifeguards i am not scared of #does anyone still watch this show? #the ocean is scary

[a-rat-with-adhd]

🌊💙Jethro x Joel💙🌊

#bondi rescue #bondi beach #bondi lifeguards #jethro james #joel bevilacqua #bondi rescue jethro #bondi rescue joel #fish outta water #nah because I swear these two had something going on-

[brunettemarionette]

So I have fallen into the Bondi Rescue rabbit hole. Thinking of making some Bondi content? Does anyone still watch it or want to read something on it?

#bondi rescue #bondi beach #bondi #bondi lifeguards

[weird-kid-maxx]

Jesse, about Harrison: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group. Jacko: Are we stealing them? Mouse: New or used? Jesse: Wonderful responses, both of you.

#incorrect quotes #bondi rescue #bondi rescue australia #incorrect bondi rescue quotes #bondi beach #lifeguards #australia #sydney

[andromedasummer]

the experience of watching bondi rescue on youtube vs piha rescue on youtube is that on bondi rescue theres a continuous cast and funny little moments and events interspersed between rescues on surf boards and medical events and then with piha rescue its a constant fucking stressful nightmare (esp if youre a new zealander who knows what piha is like) where they have less lifeguards over miles of deadly beaches, sea so rough they can only do rescues in irbs or boats, cops always showing up either for illegal fishing or a missing persons report that, 85% of the time turns into a case of one/multiple people (children to adults) drowning each season and the same percentage chance of their body being recovered because of the strong currents

like. bondi rescue shows you what work is like at a popular sunny beach that is almost always safe to swim at as long as you know what youre doing. piha rescue shows you what work is like at craggy, overcast and rough water beaches no one should be entering regardless of experience

#bondi rescue #even local new zealanders are like fucking DO NOT swim at piha. #it has taken people from all walks of life. peak of fitness rugby players. lifeguards themselves. #even people overlooking the cliffs havent been found after #just dont go to west coast beaches unless you want to add to our already overwhelming drowning statistics

[wiiildflowerrr]

@Ashton5SOS: Watching @bondirescue, makes me feel at home lol 😊 👍 #dayoff

@BondiRescue: So #5SOS is doing a Europe Tour @Ashton5SOS, but when are you guys coming to perform for us at Bondi?? #bondirescue

11 March 2014

#aussie boys #5sos #5 seconds of summer #ashton irwin #bondi rescue #bondi beach #2014 #11 march #twitter!ashton #ashton #ashton 5sos #lifeguards

[becausevyvyan]

im unsure how alive the bondi rescue fandom is but all i wanna say is i miss matt dee and he has my heart

#bondi rescue #bondi beach #bondi lifeguards #matt dee

[depravedsweetness]

Christopher Chapman and Michael Jenkinson ♡

#By far my favorite shot in all of bondi rescue #look at them #gorgeous #bondi rescue #bondi beach #bondi beach lifeguards #bondi lifeguards #bondi rescue chappo #chris chapman #bondi rescue mouse

[emilystar-56]

I volunteer to lifeguard the bondi beach lifeguards. I'm really good at mouth to mouth.

#bondi beach #bondi rescue #lifeguard

[hunter-gatherer-11]

Incorrect Quote #4: Bondi Rescue

Reidy: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them. Whippet: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

#australia #bondi beach #bondi lifeguards #bondi rescue #ryan “whippet” clark #andrew “reidy” reid #fanfic #incorrect bondi rescue quotes #incorrect quotes #beach #ocean #sea

[pikachupadilla]

Maxi: *reading the mail* baby shower invitation? uh no thanks Harries, I can have a regular-sized shower whenever I want

Harrison: Give me that

#source: twitter #incorrect bondi rescue quotes #bondi rescue #bondi beach #bondi lifeguards #harrison reid #maxi #trent maxwell #shitpost

[intelligent-space-gay]

I have never watched 911 intentionally a day in my life but clips keep showing up on tiktok. apparently they had several episodes based on a tsunami and the start of that plot keeps showing up and I’m like okay but as an emergency professional wouldn’t the guy know that a severely receding waterline precedes a tsunami ?? like why is everyone just standing there at least one person would have known this and called out ??

anyway this is why I can’t watch tv dramas bc I’m Autistic and get frustrated when it’s wrong lol

#anyone else get this #it’s so frustrating idk #tbf I learnt this from bondi rescue #so #but they knew it ?? #but they work on a beach #but again why did they not call a tsunami warning #like surely you’ve got a warning system #surely lifeguards could call an emergency #i might be wrong idk abt america #but here they close the beach with a tsunami warning #when there’s an earthquake or smth across the pacific