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southernboy420 · 4 months

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Fucking Microwave (Bondi Rescue)

Prompt: Chase getting up in the middle of the night to make a snack and accidentally waking up Harrison because they didn't stop the microwaves obnoxious beeping in time.

Pairing: Platonic! Harrison "Lionel Hutz" Reid X Platonic! Chase Hardaker. Roommate AU

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Third Person POV Chase wasn't sneaky. He tried to be, but he wasn't. No matter what he did, he was always caught. Like the time he tried to prank maxi by hiding, Maxi saw him hide too late. Or the time he tried to tell Jake that Lachie was missing, only for Lachie, unaware of the prank, to show up five minutes later. Jake was a good sport, at least, and didn't make fun of him like Chase thought he would.

But this, this was different, and it was all. Chase's. Fault.

Harrison has been up all day, all night, sick with some stupid stomach bug, so he was up all night throwing up anyway. Add in hard days' work, and Harrison was deadbeat by the end of the night but still unable to sleep from nausea or whatever. Tonight was the first night he'd fallen into a dead sleep, and Chase woke him up. Of fucking course.

It was curretly 2:45 in the morning, and Chase was playing Fortnite (something Jake did make fun onf him for) and decided to get something to eat real quick. He slipped downstairs like a ghost, careful not to knock anything over, and entered the kitchen. Figuring it wouldn't wake him up, Chase began to hum as he cooked pizza pockets in the microwave. He went to the sink, headphones clamped to his ears, so he didn't hear the microwave beeping as he got some water. He sang softly under his breath, drank his water, and turned to the microwave. He nearly screamed, but he did drop the glass ,which broke on the floor. Harrison raised an eyebrow. "What're you doing, you freak?" He asked as Chase removed his headphones, the music tinny. "Um. Nothing. Why you up?" He asked, grabbing the broom and quickly cleaning up the glass. As if on cue, the microwave started that stupid beeping noise. Chase swore, opening the door, about to apologize, when he cursed, nearly dropping the hot food, and nerly threw it on the counter before turning to Hutz. "I didn't mean to wake you up." "Clearly, because you're really edgy right now. It's fine," Hutz added at Chase's guilty wince. "I was coming for food either way, anyway." Hutz pressed past him, going to the fridge, and Chase frowned, "Want some pizza pockets?" "Thanks, but I think I'd throw them back up." "Fair." Chase hummed. He rocked on his heels. "So...you're not mad?" "About what?" Harrison looked surprised. "That you're a gamer that stays up 'til God knows when and get hungry like a normal person? Sure, be ashamed." He grumbled as he threw something in the microwave. "I mean...sure." Chase said. Harrison rolled his eyes. "I'm sick, not dying. Go play your game." "Okay." Chase paused at the hall. "Thanks, Hutz." He said. "Sure, sure." Hutz yawned. Smiling, Chase went back to his room.

(And scored three Victory Royales and had to remind himself it was nearly 3am and screaming was not helpful).

#bondi rescue australia #bondi beach #bondi rescue #chase hardaker #harrison reid #roommate au #roommates #friend #sick days #sick fic #illness #sickness #headache #nausea #ill #fortnite #fortnite battle royale #victory royale

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rescuebondi · 11 months

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meet the bondi lifeguard: chase hardaker

#Bondi Rescue #Chase #the new face of br tbh

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adam-lallana · 3 years

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Max: I trust Jake.

Chase: You think he knows what he’s doing?

Max: I wouldn't go that far.

#incorrect bondi rescue quotes #bondi rescue #jake nolan #max ayshford #incorrect quotes #chase hardaker

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violettesiren · 3 years

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i press ochred hands onto the walls of this cave. my skin. my shelter.

my fingers crawl like night insects to sing the running of the animals, the wind of the chase, the beating of hearts and hooves across the plains, of stone and dust.

each night i dream the chase across my eyes’ black-lidded sky each night my body slick with sweat and smeared with ash i run

as i run, i hear the beating of the drum i’ve made - taught and resonant - from my own skin, feel the weight of the weapon i’ve made from my own bone.

i leave the fire-painted walls of this illusion

and i run

under the cool, many-eyed gaze of the night i run until i feel my heart will beat its last beat and tear through my skin i stop

my fear as dry as the dirt in my mouth.

i lower my antlers to the pool and drink the stars.

Skin by Lynn Hardaker

#lynn hardaker

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anoasisofhealing · 5 years

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Estrogen Receptors And Cancer

When we get into the estrogen receptors and cancer, the complexity evident in hormones really increases.

The discussion of estrogen has to begin with the estrogen receptors because the estrogen receptors are critical in determining the signal that is transmitted from the different estrogens. Estrogen receptors and cancer is a complex subject that needs to be broken down and explained so a thorough understanding can be attained.

For the men in the audience, I can hear their collective: “I could have told you that…” But, for the women in the audience, at least it takes 2 because in men it only takes 1 hormone receptor to drive the show. The majority of the current research around estrogen receptors is in breast and prostate cancer. However, estrogen receptors are ubiquitous in the body and play a significant role in normal physiology [1].

The current understanding is that there are 2 estrogen receptors: estrogen receptor alpha (ER-alpha) and estrogen receptor beta (ER-beta). These two different estrogen receptor types appear to have some specific tissue-specific expression [2] and can produce profoundly different results when stimulated. As it relates to a wide variety of diseases, including cancer, ER-alpha has been shown to produce a pro-inflammatory [3] and pro-growth [4] signal from estrogen stimulation.

Inflammation is a prerequisite for cancer initiation and pro-growth signaling will favor cancer growth and progression.

After all, cancer is synonymous with unregulated growth. The often-mentioned ER+ in some cancer types is, in fact, a reference to ER-alpha. One cannot say all ER-alpha expression is associated with cancer, but the scientific literature does point to an increased cancer risk with increased ER-alpha expression and signaling.

ER-alpha expression and stimulation has been shown to play roles in breast cancer [5] and prostate cancer [6] to name a few. In fact, the loss of ER-beta expression and increase in ER-alpha expression has been shown to play a significant role in the initiation, growth, and invasion of prostate cancer [7], breast cancer [8], ovarian cancer and colorectal cancer [9]. Kind of important!

In contrast to ER-alpha, ER-beta has been shown to produce an anti-inflammatory [10] and anti-growth [11] signal from estrogen stimulation. ER-beta stimulation has even been shown to benefit asthma [12] and the excitotoxic diseases [13] MS, Parkinson’s disease, Alzheimer’s, and ALS. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see the potential positive impact on many diseases, including cancer, through ER-beta stimulated inflammation reduction and growth restriction to increase healthy and disease-free living potential.

Does ER-alpha always produce a pro-inflammatory signal? Does ER-beta always produce an anti-growth response? Are these receptors tissue specific? Can the expression of ER-alpha and ER-beta change? These are some of the questions that have yet to be answered by current science.

Similar to genetic expression and hormone expression, estrogen receptor expression can change. Maybe this can explain some of the variations in hormone response between individuals?

Or maybe this can explain the response difference and cancer risk in women to Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT) in the years of pre-menopause, perimenopause and those that are post-menopause. The perfect example of the changes that can occur in ER expression and their effects on cancer risk can actually be found in men.

Estrogen receptors are an equal opportunity offender and in the case of men with low testosterone, there is a shift from ER-beta dominance to ER-alpha dominance in the prostate [14]. Remember, ER-alpha produces a pro-inflammatory and a pro-growth signal. In addition, inflammation up-regulates aromatase activity which increases testosterone to estrogen production to further increase estrogen production and stimulation of ER-alpha. What a vicious cycle!

The simple and linear thinking is that estrogen equals cancer in women and testosterone equals cancer in men.

No linear thinking here. The slogan is to keep it simple stupid. The problem is that ignorance of the complex for the purpose of the simple is more than stupid, it is dangerous. Accepting the complex as complex makes it simple. Moving on.

Keeping the focus on estrogen receptors in male cancer, the loss of ER-beta expression in the prostate has been shown to increase prostate cancer. In a recent study in mice, loss of ER-beta expression was found to increase abnormal prostate cell growth [15].

Another study in mice, found ER-beta stimulation lead to a decrease in prostate size and triggered programmed cell death through a process called apoptosis [16]. Apoptosis is a critical cancer control mechanism that is often lost early in cancer development.

However, we are talking about humans here. In human studies, ER-beta expression has been shown to reduce the incidence of prostate cancer [17] [18]. Looks pretty promising that ER-beta expression in the male prostate is protective against prostate cancer and prostate disease.

Dr. Nathan Goodyear Explains The Complexity of Estrogen Receptors and Cancer in This Video

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Just to stir things up a little more and to show the insane yet beautiful complexity that really exists in hormone receptors, I present Estrogen-Related Receptors (ERR). Estrogen-Related Receptors exist in 3 forms: alpha, beta, and gamma [19].

These receptors are nuclear receptors just like the regular estrogen receptors. These ERR have significant similarity to estrogen receptors however, they do not respond to estrogen as do estrogen receptors [20] [21].

The exact specific substances that bind and stimulate the ERR are yet to be determined. This is a common theme in science: the body is beautifully and wonderfully made, yet we only know a fraction of it.

The implication of estrogen receptors and cancer is that it is not the hormone levels alone that poise the sole cancer risk for the individual as it is so often misunderstood and presented. It is the combination of the type of hormone present and its interaction with the type of estrogen receptors present plays a significant part in what signal the estrogen transmits: pro-inflammatory and pro-carcinogenic or not pro-inflammatory and not pro-carcinogenic.

[1] Tiwari-Woodruff S, Morales LB, Lee R, Voskuhl RR. Differential neuroprotective and anti-inflammatory effects of estrogen receptor (ER)alpha and ERbeta ligand treatment. Proc Natl Acad Sci U S A. Sep 11 2007;104(37):14813-8.

[2] Mueller SO, Korach KS. Estrogen receptors and endocrine diseases: lessons from estrogen receptor knockout mice. Curr Opin Pharmacol. 2001 Dec;1(6):613-9.

[3] Vegeto E, Cuzzocrea S, Crisafulli C, et al. Estrogen receptor-alpha as a drug target candidate for preventing lung inflammation. Endocrinology. 2009;151(1):174–184. doi:10.1210/en.2009-0876.

[4] Stephanie J Ellison-Zelski and Elaine T Alarid. Maximum growth and survival of estrogen receptor-alpha positive breast cancer cells requires the Sin3A transcriptional repressor. Molecular Cancer20109:263. Https://doi.org/10.1186/1476-4598-9-263.

[5] Ali S and Coombes RC. Estrogen receptor alpha in human breast cancer: occurrence and significance. J Mammary Gland Biol Neoplasia. 2000 Jul;5(3):271-81.

[6] William A. Ricke, Stephen J. McPherson, Joseph J. Bianco, Gerald R. Cunha, Yuzhuo Wang, and Gail P. Risbridger. Prostatic hormonal carcinogenesis is mediated by in situ estrogen production and estrogen receptor alpha signaling.The FASEB Journal 2008 22:5, 1512-1520.

[7] Weihua Z, Makela S, Andersson LC, et al. A role for estrogen receptor beta in the regulation of growth of the ventral prostate. Proc Natl Acad Sci U S A. 2001;98(11):6330–6335. doi:10.1073/pnas.111150898.

[8] Lazennec G, Bresson D, Lucas A, Chauveau C, Vignon F. ER beta inhibits proliferation and invasion of breast cancer cells. Endocrinology. 2001;142(9):4120–4130. doi:10.1210/endo.142.9.8395.

[9] Bardin A, Boulle N, Lazennec G, Vignon F, Pujol P. Loss of ERb expression as a common step in estrogen-dependent tumor progression. Endocrine-Related Cancer (2004) 11 537–551.

[10] Matthew C. Catley, Mark A. Birrell, Elizabeth L. Hardaker, Jorge de Alba, Stuart Farrow, Saleem Haj-Yahia and Maria G. Belvisi. Journal of Pharmacology and Experimental Therapeutics July 2008, 326 (1) 83-88; DOI: https://doi.org/10.1124/jpet.108.136275.

[11] Zhang J, Tu Y and Smith-Schneider S. Activation of p53, inhibition of telomerase activity and induction of estrogen receptor beta are associated with the anti-growth effects of combination of ovarian hormones and retinoids in immortalized human mammary epithelial cells. Cancer Cell Int. 2005 Mar 8;5(1):6.

[12] Matthew C. Catley, Mark A. Birrell, Elizabeth L. Hardaker, Jorge de Alba, Stuart Farrow, Saleem Haj-Yahia and Maria G. Belvisi. Estrogen Receptor β: Expression Profile and Possible Anti-Inflammatory Role in Disease. Journal of Pharmacology and Experimental Therapeutics July 2008, 326 (1) 83-88; DOI: https://doi.org/10.1124/jpet.108.136275.

[13] Tiwari-Woodruff S, Morales LB, Lee R, Voskuhl RR. Differential neuroprotective and antiinflammatory effects of estrogen receptor (ER)alpha and ERbeta ligand treatment. Proc Natl Acad Sci U S A. 2007;104(37):14813–14818. doi:10.1073/pnas.0703783104.

[14] Cohen PG. Obesity in men: the hypogonadal-estrogen receptor relationship and its effect on glucose homeostasis. Med Hypotheses. 2008;70(2):358-60.

[15] Imamov O et al. Estrogen receptor beta regulates epithelial cellular differentiation in the mouse ventral prostate. Proc Natl Acad Sci U S A. 2004;101:9375-9380.

[16] Krishnana G et al. Novel ER beta selective agonists induce prostate atrophy in rodents without affecting the hypothalamo-pituitary-gonadal axis. In the Endocrine Society Annual Meeting 2004. 2004. The Endocrine Society Press. Chase, Maryland, USA. 180-181.

[17] Leav I et al. Comparative studies of the estrogen receptors beta and alpha and the androgen receptor in normal human prostate glands, dysplasia, and in primary and metastatic carcinoma. Am J Pathol. 2001;159:79-92.

[18] Horvath LG et al. Frequent loss of estrogen receptor-beta expression in prostate cancer. Cancer Res. 2001;61:5331-5335.

[19] Coward P, Lee D, Hull MV, Lehmann JM. 4-Hydroxytamoxifen binds to and deactivates the estrogen-related receptor gamma. Proc Natl Acad Sci U S A. July 17 2001;98(15):8880-8884.

[20] Heard DJ, Norby PL, Holloway J, Vissing H. Human ERRgamma, a third member of the estrogen receptor-related receptor (ERR) subfamily of orphan nuclear receptors: tissue-specific isoforms are expressed during development and in the audit. Mol Endocrinol. Mar 2000;14(3): 382-92.

[21] Vanacker JM. Pettersson K, Gustafsson JA, Laudet V. Transcriptional targets shared by estrogen receptor-related receptors (ERRs) and estrogen receptor (ER) alpha, but not by ER beta. EMBO J. Aug 2 1999;18(15):4270-4279.

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anglenews · 7 years

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Super League leaders Castleford win at Wigan

Betfred Super League Wigan Warriors (4) 10 Tries: Escare 2 Goals: Escare Castleford Tigers (14) 27 Tries: Webster, Gale, Sene-Lefao, Eden Goals: Gale 5 Drop-Goal: Gale Greg Eden scored his 11th try of the season to ensure Super League leaders Castleford overcame defending champions Wigan at the DW Stadium. Tries from Jake Webster and Luke Gale, who also landed three kicks, put the visitors 14-4 up at the break, with Morgan Escare grabbing Wigan’s points. Jesse Sene-Lefao then added a third Tigers try early in the second half. Escare went over for his and Wigan’s second late on to give Warriors hope, only for Eden to seal victory. More to follow. Wigan Warriors: Escare; Davies, Forsyth, Isa, Marshall; Williams, Leuluai; Nuuausala, Powell, Flower, J Tomkins, Farrell, Sutton. Replacements: Clubb, Tautai, Gregson, Bretherton. Castleford Tigers: Hardaker; Minikin, Webster, Shenton, Eden; Roberts, Gale; Massey, McShane, Cook, Holmes, McMeeken, Milner. Replacements: Sene-Lefao, Moors, Springer, Chase. Referee: Robert Hicks Share this: Source http://www.anglenews.com/2017/04/06/super-league-leaders-castleford-win-at-wigan/

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hunter-gatherer-11 · 4 months

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A Whole World Away (Bondi Rescue)

Pairing: Chase Hardaker X Girlfriend! Fem! OC

Tags: Falling In Love; Crushing; Long-Distance Relationship; Reuniting Together; Coming Home.

Requested: No.

Third Person POV

Chase had liked her from the start, and for a while, she liked him, too, but pretended not to. She was a surfer, so she was always in the water, catching waves. She was from Brazil, and she was fluent in English, Portuguese, and French. She could also say at least five swear words in Russian, which often made Chase laugh.

He met her on the surf. It was six in the morning, and he was scheduled at eight, so he figured he’d catch some waves first. She’d come paddling up beside him and smiled. “Pretty, isn’t it?” She asked, sitting on her board and watching the sunrise. “Yeah. I’m Chase,” He smiled. “Aline.” She smiled. “Nice to meet you.” “You as well.”

They kept talking, and Chase found himself doing sunrise/sunset surfing with her, just to spend more time with her. She was due to leave in a week, and it made him sad. She was beautiful, but lived a whole world away. They went to different parts of Sydney, Chase playing tour guide.

Now, the lifeguards saw this, clearly. They saw Chase mooning over this girl, totally infatuated with her, and her with him, after a while. At first, she thought it was cute that he liked her like that, but then she started falling as well. But they knew how easily Chase fell, and how easily he was hurt, and were a little worried, considering she was from Brazil. But they trusted Chase, because he was a kid. He was learning about heartbreak, and though it hurt to see, they knew it was a part of growing up. And then she’d left.

Chase went to the airport with her, seeing her off. He’d been hanging out at the beach with the guys in the Tower, joking around and laughing, when Aline showed up, bags at her side, and Chase knew. “You’re leaving.” He said, and she nodded, not looking at him. The lifeguards shared looks, and Deano touched his arm. “Go see your girl off,” He said, and Chase went. Will and Luke Faddy went as support.

“I’m gonna miss you,” She whispered, standing in front of the gate. Chase smiled sadly. “Nah, I think I’ll miss you more, you know?” She laughed, and he pushed her hair behind her ear. “Chase?” She asked softly as her plane was called. “Yeah?” “Can I kiss you?” “Yeah.” And she did. They kissed for a long moment, and then she was gone with one final look. He didn’t go back to the beach after her plane had left. Will and Luke dropped him off, feeling sad, watching Chase slump inside before returning to work.

The others found him, after work, at his house, sitting on his couch. “Stupid, isn’t it?” He said when they walked in. “That I’m so depressed for a girl?” He shook his head. “No.” Jake said. “Your only problem is falling too hard too fast, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing.” “You love her, that’s understandable.” Whippet put in.

He was distant at work, Aline always on his mind, but never once failed at a rescue or a job, determined to not be so mopey over her. They still called each other.

She’d even asked if they could try being together, so they were dating, but long-distance. It was hard. They couldn’t see each other but over video chat, and he missed her terribly, because the only time he could really call her was his few days off and after work, at night, when she’d be.

He didn’t expect her to come back, because she was still in college. But he was at work one day when Will came in amid the team, hiding a shit-eating grin. “I have something for you,” Will said to Chase, making everyone stare. And then Aline poked her head in. “Hi, Chase!” Chase leapt from his seat, nearly knocking it over, and hugged her, hearing her laugh. “What the hell are you doing here?!” He asked, bewildered. She shrugged. “I’m an official Aussie.” She grinned. “I figured I could finish my schooling here, because…because you were here.” She added softly. Chase blinked. “Really? That’s awesome!” He smiled, and caught a glimpse of Whippet grinning fondly at them. “Um…do you want to meet the others?” He asked softly, and she nodded, “I’d love to.” The team was pleased to meet her, and her and Lachie had become friends almost instantly because of their shared humor. But Chase was just glad his girlfriend was home. When the sun set, he turned to her. “Hey.” She turned, eyes curious. “We haven’t gone out there in a while.” She looked at the ocean, colored red from the sunset. She smiled. “C’mon.” They grabbed their boards, heading to the water, and just sat there, watching the sun sink.

In the Tower, the team smiled, watching them.

“Hey.” Aline said. Chase turned, and she kissed him. It was perfect.

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southernboy420 · 4 months

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Accidentally In Love (Bondi Rescue)

Prompt: Them accidentally (or purposefully) dozing off in a hammock together as the sun sets and the air cools down.

I chose to do it on accident :)

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Third Person POV The day was warm, and the lifeguards were just hanging out at Joel and Jeff's place, having a cookout for Christmas. Joel was trying to convince Maxi that elves were real, and Jethro was vetoing for Santa. Harrison was just staring at them like tehy were dumb or something.

Jake was laying in a hammock, staring at the sky. "Yo." A voice said, and he glanced up, seeing Chase standing there. "Hey," Jake said, trying to scoot over, and Chase chuckled, taking the now-open spot. The problem with hammocks, especially rope ones like this one, was balance, so naturally, getting in, Chase fell into Jake. "Shit, sory." "It's okay. Good?" Jake asked, helping Chase sit up. "Yeah." Chase smiled.

Jake's heart fluttered, and he frowned. Stop that, he thought. He's way out of your league. He'd been in love with Chase for years, but he doubted Chase was even on the LGBT+ spectrum at all.

"You're dumb," Harrison said, shaking his head. "What?!" Joel cried. "It's true! How else do you think that shit gets there? The man's too fat to fit!"

"That doesn't mean he's not real, stupid." Jethro rolled his eyes, and Joel started shouting indignantly. Jake watched them, eyebrows raised. "Is Jeff still trying to say Santa is real?" "Yep. Joel's not having it," Chase mumbled. Both were now lying back, staring at the sky (but avoiding the bright sun, of course).

As the day wore on, Jake felt himself getting sleepier and sleepier as the warmth increased. He turned, about to ask Chase if he felt the same, and saw the younger boy passed out cold, eyes shut. Jake felt like a creep, but Chase was so pretty when he slept. He wasn't worried or stressed, but relaxed, peaceful. With a sigh, Jake closed his eyes.

Harries eyed the two boys, wondering if he should wake them up for dinner. The team knew. They've been watching the looks Chase and Jake would send the other if they weren't looking. "Should we...?" "Let them sleep, we can save them some." Reidy said, and everyone went inside.

Jake woke up an hour before dusk. He sighed, rubbing the sleep from his eyes, and nearly had a heart attack when something moved beside him. He looked over quickly and was met with Chase's brown eyes. "Hi." Chase blinked. "Hey." Jake said.

There was talking inside, laughing, but Jake was focused entirely on Chase. The boy licked his lips quickly, eyes going from Jake's lips to his face again. "I, uh..." "Can I kiss you?" Jake blurted, feeling his face heatr up the moment the words left his lips. "Oh, my God..." He moaned, covering his face. "No, don't--don't be embarrassed. Yes, of course you can," Chase whispered, pulling Jake's hands from his face and kissing him gently.

Jake pressed into Chase, loving the way he tasted, like salt and the sea. "I've really wanted to do that forever," Chase whispered as tey broke apart. "Me, too." Jake whispered. Then...

"Hey, if you guys are, like, done making out or whatever, we got food." Jacko yelled. "JACKO!" Chase shrieked, red-faced. Jake started to laugh, kissing CHase as he got out of the hammock (and totally ignoring the team, because he figured they'd find out eventually anyway). "Come on, let's go in." Chase blushed, following Jake. "Kay."

#bondi rescue australia #bondi beach #bondi rescue #jake nolan #chase hardaker #australia #boys icons #boys will be boys #boys in love #lgbtq #lgbtq community #Jackson “Jacko” Doolan #Trent “Maxi” Maxwell #Harrison “Lionel Hutz” Reid #Andrew “Reidy” Reid #Anthony “Harries” Carroll #Jethro “Jeff” James #joel bevilacqua

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southernboy420 · 4 months

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Masterlist!

Bondi Rescue Masterlist

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southernboy420 · 4 months

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Pumpkins (Bondi Rescue)

Prompt: Bacon and Glick carving faces in pumpkins.

Edit: I decided to put a spin on the prompt, where Glick and Bacon are dating, but no one knows until Glick pretty much says so, so enjoy!

Pairing: Adriel "Bacon" Young X Anthony "Glick" Glick; The others are here, too.

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It was Halloween, the team was over, and Glick was not dressing up. "Because I'm too old," He said when Bacon, a literal man-child, asked why. "But it's fun," Bacon pouted. "Nope." Glick said, brushing a piece of Bacon's hair back. "You're cute, but I'm not dressing up for you, either." Bacon frowned, glaring at the floor, then asked, "Can we carve pumpkins, at least?" Glick smiled. "That, I think we can do." "Sweet!"

So Bacon, along with Joel, went and got some pumpkins, and while everyone else talked (they were doing theirs later), him and Glick sat at the table. Bacon was recording them carving, so they had to be careful not to get any of the pumpkin guts on the phone. "Fucking gross," Bacon moaned when he opened his. Glick just laughed.

"Hey, guess what? Wanna hear something dumb?" Bacon sniggered as they worked on getting the inside out. "What? Oh, sure." Glick said, peeling at the guts. "So, what do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?" Bacon asked. "What?" "Frostbite." Glick snorted, hiding his face behind his pumpkin as he tried not to giggle. Bacon just laughed at him, and Joel shook his head with a smile.

"That was horrible," Glick teased. "Oh yeah? You got one better?" Bacon challenged, dumping a spoon full of orange onto the paper plate next to him with a grin. "Well..." Glick racked his brain. "Why is Halloween better than sex?" Bacon started giggling. "I dunno." "If you get a stomach ache, it won't last nine months." "GLICK!" Jake shrieked as Glick cackled. "You are terrible!" "I know," Glick said proudly. "What is wrong with you?" Will asked Glick. "I don't have a girlfriend?" Glick asked. "Well," Jethro began. "You have me." Bacon frowned. "Are you a girl?" Glick eyed him. "N-no." Bacon said. "Point proven." Glick shrugged.

"You..." Harrison said slowly. "You're..dating?" Glick and Bacon looked up. Everyone was staring at them. "You didn't know that?" Bacon asked. "No!" Chase spluttered. "Since when?!" "I dunno. Like..." Bacon turned to Glick, who said, without looking up, "Two years." "Yeah." Bacon agreed, hacking at his pumpkin. "And I thought I was straight," Jesse muttered. Singlets choked on his drink.

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