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joshua-bradley · 15 hours ago
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Harrison: You deserve an award for putting up with me.
Maxi, smiling: You’re my reward.
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Reidy: You deserve an award for putting up with me.
Whippet: Yeah, you can be a real bitch sometimes.
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joshua-bradley · 16 hours ago
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Corey: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Hoppo: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Jesse: Smad.
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joshua-bradley · 16 hours ago
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Corey: We need a distraction.
Hoppo: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Reidy, whispering: My time has come :)
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joshua-bradley · 16 hours ago
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Corey: You have to apologize to Hoppo
Reidy: Fine.
Reidy: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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joshua-bradley · 16 hours ago
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Whippet: What does 'take out' mean?
Reidy: Food.
Harrison: Dating
Maxi: Murder
Jake: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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joshua-bradley · 16 hours ago
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Whippet, to Reidy: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Reidy, motioning to themself and their kid: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
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joshua-bradley · 16 hours ago
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Reidy: *Gently taps table*
Whippet: *Taps back*
Harrison: What are they doing?
Jake: Morse code.
Reidy: *Aggressively taps table*
Whippet: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK
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firebenderwolf · a day ago
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Hoppo: *very angry about a prank gone wrong*
Jethro: It was Joel!
Joel: It was Harrison!
Harrison: It was Maxi!
Maxi: It was Jake!
Jake: It was Max!
Max: It was Jethro!
Jethro,Joel,Harrison, Maxi, Jake, Max: *overlapping banter*
Reidy and Whippet: *peaks around the corner*
Reidy: This was all you.
Whippet: Hey I had the idea. You were the one who executed it.
Mouse: *trying to scrub the glue/glitter mess from his clothes and skin* WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?!
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joshua-bradley · a day ago
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Reidy, groaning: Being a father of four kids is so hard.
Harries: ... you have two?
Reidy: Incorrect. I have four. The two I share with my wife and the two I share with Whippet.
Harries, so confused: Whippet?
Reidy: Yes. Jake and Harrison can be a handful, you know?
Harries:
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tags : @wardlowobsessed
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firebenderwolf · a day ago
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12:05 AM
Reidy: It is past his curfew! Where is he?!
Whippet: I’m sure they just had a little traffic.
Reidy: But what if he is out there alone, slightly intoxicated or worse completely wasted?!
Whippet: I highly doubt Maxi will leave Harrison alone.
Reidy: But what if they had a fight?!
Whippet: Then he will call us to go get him.
Reidy: But…
Whippet: Andrew, I love you to death but if you aren’t gonna calm down can you at least go in the living room!
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joshua-bradley · a day ago
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Whippet & Reidy: *yelling at each other*
Harrison, sobbing: Dads! Stop fighting!
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firebenderwolf · 2 days ago
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Harrison: Dad! I got a fin chop on my arm!
Reidy: Wait what did you call me?
Harrison: Dad?
Reidy, crying tears of joys: Whippet! He called me dad!
Whippet: Thank god I thought it would never happen!
Harrison: Dads? Kinda bleeding out here?
Whippet: HE CALLED US BOTH DAD!
Maxi, comes in: What happened?!
Harrison: I called these two dad and I also got a fin chop and bleeding out.
Reidy and Whippet: *crying tears of joy, hugging each other*
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joshua-bradley · 2 days ago
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Harrison: *is the new trainee*
Reidy: Whippet, we have a son together now!
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tags : @wardlowobsessed
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joshua-bradley · 2 days ago
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Reidy, sliding over wedding papers: Here. Sign these.
Whippet: What is it?
Reidy: Husband applications.
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joshua-bradley · 2 days ago
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Maxi: Harrison, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Harrison: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Maxi: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Ryan.
Harrison:
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tags : @wardlowobsessed
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joshua-bradley · 2 days ago
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Harrison: I gotta go, I’m getting a call from my dad.
Reidy, confused: Why would I call you if I’m right here?
Harrison: .... you’re not actually my father, you do know that right?
Reidy, tearing up: What?
Whippet, gasping: Harrison, look what you’ve done! You apologise to your father right now!
Harrison, mumbling: I fucking hate it here.
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tags: @wardlowobsessed
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firebenderwolf · 2 days ago
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Reidy, on the phone: I do not give a crap if you are with them. You are needed here right now so you better get off your butt and get here before I ground you!! *hangs up*
Hoppo: So….
Reidy: Harrison will be here in 5 minutes.
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joshua-bradley · 2 days ago
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Hoppo: Corey...
Corey: Oh no, 'Corey' in b-flat.
Corey: You're disappointed.
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tags : @wardlowobsessed
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firebenderwolf · 2 days ago
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Max: Where are you going?
Jake: To get ice cream or commit a felony. I’ll decide in the car.
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joshua-bradley · 2 days ago
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Maxi: Jesse! I’m sorry, please!
Jesse, turning away: I’m still really upset with you. How could you cheat on me?!
Maxi: I didn’t! Harrison is just my boyfriend, I swear!
Jesse, turning back: Mmm, so there’s no best friend feelings there at all?
Maxi: Absolutely not. You’re my best friend! You’re the only one for me.
Jesse, smiling: Okay!
Harrison: ... what the fuck just happened?!
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tags : @wardlowobsessed
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