It was hard to decide between Hades and Yzma/Kronk but, like, half the funny scenes with them is their tandem and Kronk's not really a villain. Plus, Hades's sass is superior.
Funny moments in teaching ESL to my Japanese students:
Me: How are you?
Student: Yes
Me: How old are you?
Student: It's February 4th.
Me: Why do you like playing games?
Student: Because it's funny.
Me, internally: (Well, not entirely wrong but...) Good try. Now let's try to say 'It's fun!'
Me: Repeat after me. Stomachache.
Student: Stomachache.
Me: Good. Now look, the boy is sick. What does he have?
Student: He has a supermarket.
Me, internally: (Well, no wonder he's sick. He ate a fucking supermarket.)
"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:
his wife hasn't been kidnapped
their marriage is not healthy or functional
this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down
his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath
the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers
Had the honor of seeing Anastasia last month and I wanted to make a piece based off of my favorite song! I would have loved to see it as a scene from the movie.
edit: decided to add my family friend's gofundme link here too. once again. please read through the notes. remember that these are real people, who are living through this as you read.
this is my family. theyre all amazing people and i love them dearly
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