#bitch i'm crying what the fuck happened

[blinkpen]

beating myself to death with hammers (casually spitballing ideas for HYPOTHETICAL Bad Ends) for NO fucking reason, but be a pressure valve on my own current turbulent emotions, we are all so lucky i prefer happy endings and healing and shit long term, things have the potential to be fucking RUTHLESS otherwise

aauauururrrghghhhh here have a song too get annihilated with me losers i am choosing to channel my inner over-indulgent emo angst lord right now entirely of my own volition for i am immune to irony poisoning

#cosmic horror #i keep crying like a little bitch over this #this really is just me from fucking middle school rn this is so middle school angst glurge writing isnt it #i'm sorry #but it works for what it is doing for me #hurt me good tragisad gays timeline i absolutely do not have the heart to have be what actually happens #i'd burn my OWN house down #oc babble #charlie k #zoetrope #necrin #death cw #blood cw #body horror cw #emeto cw #just in case #wow this is the worst Vore Day ever

[tenitchyfingers]

ok i found this on the beatles subreddit and i really hate men atm (because you know this is straight white men saying this shit)

BITCH MCLENNON HAS A LONG AND ANCIENT HISTORY AND MCLENNON SHIPPERS ARE THE WHOLE BACKBONE OF THE BEATLES' WORLDWIDE SUCCESS FUCK YOUUUU

#btw i'm a millennial and PROUD MCLENNON TRUTHER GO GET FUCKED YOU PUNY BITCHES #besides IT'S PAUL DOING THE ENTIRE HEAVY LIFTING LIKE WE'RE JUST PAYING ATTENTION #like he literally said they slept together #that he dreams of John like all the time #he says corny and extremely romantic shit about John all the time #if you saw Get Back you know #like what else should happen for people to get off of us #it's not my fault that paul literally defined himself as John's ex wife and he had to cut all contacts with John because of Yoko #as if that's a 'just mates' thing #is it my fault that he keeps writing songs explicitly about john where he says 'i love you' #is it my fault that he spent 43 years constantly not getting over it #is it my fault that every time he performs Here Today he can't help but cry #is it my fault that he explicitly said he and John had such a deep understanding that they could communicate without speaking #LOOK AT HIM NOT US #the beatles #mclennon #and btw zoomers who are beatles fans are 100% welcome fuck you #the Beatles are for EVERYBODY

[kuwupikaa]

Just watched appa's lost days for the first time ever

#Im not kidding I cried so hard I couldnt breath #that was so sad. fuck. #and he went back to the air temple to look for aang cuz thats what he knows😭💔💔 #I can't handle sad animals appa didnt understand what was happening to him and he was scared and alone and wagh😭😭😭 #I'm crying again. #AND THAT FUCKING BITCH IN THE END. appa was almost with aang ALMOST and he got captured again godddd I hate it here #my post #atla

[foxgirlmoth]

So my life is feeling like its on an upward swing since this is my final semester for my associates, I'm starting a new job real soon and also possibly have a really nice remote job if I hear back from a few places I recently applied to.

And it always terrifies me when good stuff starts happening.

Change is really hard for me especially when it feels like its all at once. With better pay comes the opportunity to leave my parent's house finally and move in with a girl who has lovingly stolen my heart. With my school behind me I can find better jobs even!

But at the same time, its just. So scary for me. What if I can't keep up my part of rent. What if my chronic pain or ADHD or other disabilities put a strain on someone I love to my core, and I end up making things worse because I get extremely emotional and will scream (at myself mostly) and panic during these high stress times (especially if money is involved)

I've had a 'safety net' of family members who barely tolerate the fake me I present myself as, and I know my mental health is going to be so much better when I'm not around them, but at the same time I need so much help sometimes. Family just happens to help in terms of shelter and food. It also doesn't help that the one other time I moved out it ended so so poorly that I'm still working through that trauma.

Hurting the love of my life in any way fucking terrifies me. I want nothing but the best for her always always always. I just know I can't always be at my best, its impossible to be. I will break at some point and probably scream and cry about how things aren't going nearly to plan and I'm so weak so often I don't know if I can pull myself together fast enough to not hurt myself or her with my untrue words.

#I used to have (What I'm pretty sure now were autism) meltdowns so bad when I was younger. #I was always told I was selfish and that I can't expect to have x thing or y thing fixed #And I would scream and slam my hands against my legs and the ground #Its never been pretty #I just learned to cry before it gets to that point now and I just sob so fucking much #But if it feels like my life is over? I just. I just can't. I'll still scream and cry and pulp my legs bruised and hands bleeding #And showing my wife all of me includes all of these things I hate. This could happen if I move in with her #I haven't had a meltdown in a while from what I remember #It was probably right after I moved back in with my parents. And was pretty much coerced into an environment I felt extremely unsafe in. #tw self harm #jic cause I have mentioned beating myself #I haven't been close to a meltdown around my love at all tbh so maybe I'm scared for no reason. I mostly just cry because #Thats what happens when any emotion runs high #<- Girl who is currently crying typing all thid #also I hope no one reads hurting her as physically. I've never thrown a punch in my life. Well. I guess except at myself #Huh thats the first time I've thought of it that way. That sucks #I just know that 1. Being loud in general would not be nice to either of us. and 2. I can be a bitch! I can say some rancid shit! #And that would! Be fucking bad and hurt! And I so desperately don't want that #And I know accidentally hurting someone is something you need to expect when you're in a close relationship with someone #It still fucking sucks though #AUGH I just needed to type this all out I'n feeling better already. I'm just a scared girl so often. #I want to live more and more each day so I know I'll make it. Even if I do it scared. I guess I hope you see this honey #Since this is stuff I should be talking about with you #Getting my thoughts sorted though before talking is good though. The reason I type this on fucking tumblr is because it helps me think #Also being vulnerable and letting friends and mutuals and the like see all this is a chance for me to better myself I suppose #This has been a runa rant #runa diary #I have a habit of overthinking. Methinks #Honestly my current safety net of family has been pretty fucking bad #The one time I earned a little bit more money than I needed for bills I was basically stripped of a lot of it paying my folks rent

[monty-glasses-roxy]

I've been trying to form a coherent post about the... I guess ending of Sewercontrol AU that's all about DJ and Roxy being so excited and emotional queerplatonic partners, reuniting after one is freed from Glitchtrap and the other is finally safe to approach them. I want the cool and fun DJ to have a little fit of zooms for the first time of his life cause it's all over and they get to zoom together now, in tears, hugging every five seconds, being completely incomprehensible to everyone within earshot together...

I just love them your honour. This is the most coherent I've been about them all day.

#i love them!!!! #i have a situation that would allow regular staff to find out how close they are and just be fucking baffled #because WHAT??? those two??? really????? how did THAT happen???? #he was playing songs for her whilst glitchtrapped... #in case she was ever close enough to hear......... #cause if he saw her there'd be a fight and he can't bare it so she's been banned on the system #breaking their lil hearts... #she wants to free him so bad and the ban won't stop her coming to see him... neither will the fight if she's caught... #leaving little signs that she's still there cause that's all she can do while he plays his music for her never knowing if she can hear it #do you see???? I'm insane and i love them immensely. #sewercontrol au #they're so ride or die for eachother this situation is killing them... #nobody will visit dj glitchtrapped he's all alone #roxy can't get caught or someone's going to die at LEAST... their hopes of freedom are dashed against the rocks like that... #roxy thankfully has the Minis and if that goes south then well #it's sewercontrol au she makes friends elsewhere but they're not DJ :( #psh lmao the new guys see DJ for the first time while he's in bouncer mode and they all just #'THIS shadow of the collosus motherfucker is who you've been crying about this whole fucking time?! what the FUCK?!' #THEY THOUGHT IT WAS SOME LITTLE PUSHOVER OF A GUY BUT NAH GIANT SPIDER BITCHES YOU SHOULDA GONE FOR HIM FIRST LMAO #they may have made a mistake. #put they promised her now so they can't back out now lmao WHOOPS

[hotfuss]

You don't understand I need this dunes pin and mcr stickers I ordered to arrived asap (pretty sure they are just blocked at customs right now) to give me some kind of serotonin bc my job is dragging me into a deep depression hole

#so a couple of days ago the most unpleasant ungrateful bitch of a coworker managed to make me cry out of anger and frustration #sure this was aided by me being on my period but i'm still so mad at myself for letting that happen #anyway i'm so deeply burned out by this job #sucking the life out of me on shift and on my free time too #the constant pain and soreness of my muscles! the fatigue! the fucked up sleep schedule!! #i don't have any energy left to do anything fun at best and i have trouble feeding myself properly at worse #i can't have a social life or even attend any kind of course ever with the shifts i do bc this isn't a 9 to 5 job #i'm so so deeply exhausted by it and i don't know how to get out of this hole #can't change job when i don't even know what to look for i'm just a uni drop out with no particular skill #personal

[vulpinesaint]

actually going to throw the hugest fit over my parents making me do dishes. i am HAPPY to do dishes on assigned nights. it's FINE. i hate it so much but i'll get it done and if i'm having constant breakdowns over it then like. idk. maybe that's another issue that you should be looking into but it doesn't mean that i'm not up for doing the dishes. but now my mom wants to have the five of us just. do the dishes on a rotation? which is FUCKED cause i have SHIT to do! the fuck happens when i have dnd? or want to go out with a friend? or have class until late? literally worst fucking idea on earth i can do the fucking dishes but i have to be PREPARED for it. for instance don't make it so every other week i'll be fucking Doing something when it's my night to do the dishes

#so tired and lowkey pissed off about this i'm going to cry #my mom got rlly upset cause the dishes weren't getting done. fair. #my nights got Done most of the time and i volunteered to take on an extra night so idk. i think that should count for something. #but she got upset and said that she would just do dishes from now on #and then realized it was a lot of work and said she couldn't do it on her own and needed people to help #and then said 'we should do it this way!' and never actually implemented that way #like. just said it out loud. but then like. expected it to magically happen? #babe you can't just throw out a hypothetical and go 'alright! now that i have spoken it into existence it's going to happen' #fucking WHATEVER though. cause now it's going to be my fun little dishes night on friday when i have dnd. #first fuckin round of it. #and it's not even that i don't want to i CAN'T do the fucking dishes on friday cause i'm barely in the house! #i'll be home on friday after work for fifteen minutes tops! #so. going to complain. literally some of us have schedules that take up the nighttime. #sorry that neither of my little siblings hang out with people or have regular social engagements or work late or have class late. #but unfortunately i'm literally doing shit. and i need to incorporate things into my schedule or it's gonna fuck all my shit up #and then people will be angry with me for not getting the dishes done. so. again. fuck me i guess #it'll be fine i'll talk to her i just. ugh. the world if mothers just fucking talked about what they wanted and needed to happen #she proposed that Multiple weeks ago and just now i heard her in the kitchen going 'i thought we were doing this...' #bitch since WHEN??? SINCE WHEN??? YOU HAVEN'T BROUGHT IT UP IN A FULL WEEK AT LEAST #throwing my fucking laptop against the wall i'm so fucking tired i just want to sleep #valentine notes

[cuntwrap--supreme]

Important life lesson I've learned recently: Never fall in love with an anarchist.

#leon bitches #I'm dying #yesterday i slept for three hours before the horror of what's happening kicked in and insomnia kept me from sleep #fucking went and ran like four miles just to drive the thoughts of him out of my brain #didn't work #but before that i had a complete mental breakdown like i haven't in so so long #like. unable to get off the floor. unable to stop hysterical crying. unable to stop shaking. #it was pretty bad #and it's no wonder i didn't sleep. how could i when the only thing I've hoped for for years - my only goal - is distancing himself from me? #and i know I'm making generalizations but anarchists all have shit going on in their heads dude #like. my take on anarchy (as an anarchist) is that everyone should be kind even when we don't beed to be #and we need to do shit to save the planet even if it's kinda extreme #radical kindness kinda route. but without some government entity forcing it. it's just how we should be. #but his type is very overthrow the government kill the politicians force the world to get better #and i agree with bits of that. mostly because it would be faster than waiting for people to wake up and choose kindness. #but he is legitimately about doing shit that can accelerate that change #one of the earliest conversations i had with him he was saying he voted for trump in the hopes he'd collapse the country #that way we can bring on the Mad Max Times which he said are step one for rebuilding a better world #and i think that might be when i fell in love with him #because here's this self-stated conservative hillbilly yet he's as much of a punk as i am #because - as much as i want change to happen without too much death - I've always said the mad max times will have to happen #and he used the exact term I've always used: Mad Max Times #and then we stood around and talked about the best ways to kill politicians and change the world #and he laughed at me for thinking humanity isn't too far gone to be nice #said even in the Star Trek universe there had to be violence before utopia #but i said expecting people to have any shred of decency left is the only way i can cope with the world #and he said that's kinda punk of me. and i maybe got kinda lightheaded thinking how perfect he was. #but he's also literally insane. incredibly unhinged man. #purposefully puts himself into conflict with others in the hopes of getting to kick the shit out of some arrogant dickhead #and i think that's just how anarchic people are. we're all a little fucked in the head. no shade.

[elytrafemme]

every single fictional character i like should split and have mood swings like me. "ohhhhh but it's not canotical" "ohh they have good control over their emotions and stable views on the world" i don't fucking care. i see cq in his fake desert i see klavier's control dialogue i see dahlia and her serial murders and komaeda and the gun literally fuck with me right now. we need to stop being cowards about our fictional character headcanons i think everyone should kill people always because i can't

#neg #omg am i having an episode right now is this episode coded is that what we're doing oh my God should we tell all your friends #should we call the president oh my God mare is having an episode right now guys don't freak but it's finally happening aaaahhh #we've been waiting forever but our queen's finally back she's having an episode oh my God we stan like crazy oh my God i'm calling everyone #can we have a cake at the episode tell me we're having cake at the episode i'm buying a cake it's official girls oh my God AAAH #she's so crazy LOVEEE her. oh my God!!! #anyway i think my blond bitch rockstar fave should get to kill the titular character! #sorry i hate the fucking name censoring in tags i'm trying to ween off of it cause it's like not accessible tee bee aych #but like i need to speak my truth so we're doing epithets #he should literally get to kill him and rip his carpet up WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABT IT #they all make him cry or whatever this isn't the right blog for this but i've got images okay #enough crying enough consolation hugging where's my apology only for it to not be accepted and things to be fucking over #where's MY catharsis you know. this barbie needs catharsis! #i'm super light headed i should super stop posting but like who am i going to text in these conditions #the answer is nobody nobody wants to text my phone like they can blow it up it's fine w/e #i'd make instagram stories but it'll be like a whole thing and they'll report me again for mental illness #i'm going to stop apologizing for having breakdowns publicly actually. if you were like this you would too. #actually maybe you wouldn't because you'd be soooo well adjusted well i'm a weak bitch like actually #and my bones are fucking breaking right now so i'm gonna tell everyone about it <3 #i licherally don't want to damage public property now and by that i mean my room LMAOOOO #this is nawt public property but the paints so nice

[sensitivegoblin]

Vent

#I fucking H A T E my sister I can't wait till I get the fuck out iof here #her kids are gonna be fuckin miserable #again she gets hung up on something that doesn't matter and makes MY LIFE harder #I fucking hate her it's not fair she gets to make me so angry and I just have to take it #fuckfuckfuck fuckfuck #I'm never gonna care about her crying over her stupid BF ever again #I'm so fucking done with this house o can't wait to get out of here she's so annoying #I told her this would happen #but everything's fine on her end cus I'm actually a good sister and DONT SAY ANYTHING #I know no one's gonna agree with me so I'm not gonna specify what happened #no one understands that I have a process and worrying about the chance of germs makes everything so fucking harder it #she negates the benefits that come with living in a clean house #I'm never living with her again EVER #and if she ever has to live with me im gonna be an annoying dictator just like her cus it'll be my house #why is she being this way????? I would leave her alone and not say anything if she was in my position #she's such a bitch I don't fucking care anymore #now I can see her BFs side a little #I'm not allowed to show emotion or anything I hate her so much I wanna die

[loki-hargreeves]

I'm convinced the customer I had today was down to kill if there hadn't been a barrier between us. All because he couldn't believe I was right about the total 💀

#what the fuck just happened #I can't believe a customer nearly had mr crying at work #this isn't good for my poker face rest in bitch face rep #I'm so done with people #can't wait to go home in a few hours

[imwritesometimes]

skin and allergies so bad I am willing to physically fight the sun to end summer DIE BITCH NO ONE LIKES YOU

#I will know peace again when summer has been defeated #my whole life summer has just meant suffering #migraines nose bleeds hives from allergies eczema flare ups stomach upset heat stroke UNGODLY sunburn #I'm like the frail victorian bitch in the attic in the summer #I feel like fucking shit today I kinda just wanna cry my skin feels so awful #idk if I need to change laundry soaps again idk what happened I didn't DO anything use all my regular shit #flares up so bad I wanna die I hate beinf alive I WILL KILL THE SUN #erin explains it all

[shittygaypornmagazine]

I present to you the most romantic thing, written by me around 1am after getting absolutely no sleep for about a month thanks to countless exams and academic pressure:

"You know," he began, glancing obliquely at the ring on the other guy's hand, still working his way through his new camera. "I'm beginning to think you like my last name. Maybe... Maybe I should share it with you?"

If you don't propose to me like that I won't accept.

#this book is going to make me cry #like I am on page 359 #and I am not nearly done #suddenly I understand people who said that the second book is always huge #like that was supposed to be a stand alone #but I thought NOOOO #there is a whole ass world here #so many characters #and here I am #ending up with a fucking trilogy #anyway #these bitches are gay af #like the gayest there #do ofc they're the main characters #let's see what's going to happen when I publish that thing #I mean after I translate it to English #because I'm writing in Ukrainian #and translation is a whole ass process #writing #writerblr #write #writers #both the authors and the readers #author #bookblr

[edarfly]

My advisor told me I'm not supposed to do all the work but I heard a suggestion by my group member once and I had to stop myself from vibrating with anger

#please just let me do it #I can fix it #fuck it I can make it better #nobody knows what they're doing #I'm literally crying noooooo #I got called ambitious once but like bitch if I can make it happen is it too ambitious??? #I know how to do it #why y'all gotta be boring #fucking crossword #y'all are just confiding yourselves in a box #stretch the definition give it some leg room #for the live of everything you're gonna depend the fate of everything on a laptop??? #I'm sorry #3 LAPTOPS??! #hrnnnngggg

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i watched My Neighbor Totoro for the first time, here's my chronological viewing experience:

woo-hoo! dusty old japanese house with japanese architectural details aplenty

these kids got some ENERGY my goodness

family dynamic's adorable. peak quality dad humor

kids: our house is haunted. parents: that's so cool!

hell yeah, wrinkled old lady rep. we need more friendly old women with potato faces and warts like storybook witches. the backbone of society, these ladies

Plot Summary: Small Child Bothers Local Wildlife

sacred tree sacred tree sacred tree

Introducing Totoro! nobody said this fucker's got TEETH???

Uh-Oh! Inadequate Parental Supervision Detected

(you misplaced your four year old! you're not supposed to do that)

4-year-old: i met a magic forest spirit. dad: oh shit fr?

4-year-old: *angrily hugs sister* missed u bitch

this small child has a smile like a toad. like a really really cute toad. like the cutest toad in all existence. i love her she's perfection please just let this child be happy

rice paddies are so pretty....so back breaking....rice is such a prissy crop

*my crush is stranded in a rainstorm* takethisumbrellait'syoursnowBYE *runs away in panic im so good at flirting*

Giant Chinchilla Learns To Hold Umbrella, Is Fucking Delighted By Experience

take this, it will help you on your quest! *hands u trail mix wrapped in a leaf*

LO-FI HIP HOP STUDY LIST!

crouching down to peer at dirt--A++ top notch foundational childhood experience

mom has a big ass forehead

honey! the chinchillas are performing Rituals in the backyard again

help yeah let's jack and the bean stalk this shit

huh so we're all just climbing aboard the giant chinchilla's tiddies now ok

class trip!

the pure adrenaline of Vegetable Gardening

no! the small child is crying! she is bawling her eyes out. no no no. i can't cope with this. emotionally i cannot cope 🥺🥺🥺

i've only had Mei one hour but if anything happens to her i will raze this earth and everyone on it

please someone make this small child smile again

oh no the tall child is crying too

i can't take this. my heart can't take this.

i need a drink

small child running determined to deliver magic veggies to the hospital. this kid is my hero

she is also unsupervised. so, so unsupervised

babe you are FOUR

godDAMMIT ghibli, you cannot give me watercolor sunsets while a small child is missing. u are killing me. my heart is giving out. this is me, experiencing heart failure.

Totoro to the rescue!

no wait CATBUS to the rescue!

i admit i initially thought the cat was a creep. alice in wonderland prejudiced me. i have revised my notions of smiling cats

i've decided the cat is a metaphor for the magic of a robust public transport system

MEI'S OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and so is mom. she's a lovely lady im sorry for what i said about her forehead. it's a noble forehead.

happy ending YES bitch!!!!!!

ok. ok ok ok. that was magical.

(as a first-time adult viewer i was worried i wouldn't be able to Access the Magic. but i could and i did and it was incredible. that was culture. that was ART. joy distilled into animated form. holy rites of childhood. i understand now. how glorious, this world we grow out of. how full of marvels. i'm going outside to smell grass and sun and get dirt under my fingernails. miraculous.)

#mr ghibli please you cannot do this to my heart #totoro #my neighbor totoro #spoilers #? #initially i misspelled Totoro as Tortoro throughout the entire post #i fixed it but dear heavens i was tempted to leave it in. you're WELCOME

[evilminji]

Ooooh~ Drink mix up? >.>

Because! Wes DID, in fact, get that dream job. HAS learned... after many, many hours of "beat about the head and shoulders with an ethics pamphlet by his great aunt", to keep his mouth shut! Family curse of Sight? WHAT family curse?

He doesn't see shit! Mind your business.

What're you? A cop?

Look, he sent Fenton a gift basket. He was a shitty, shitty "I have to be RIGHT and nothing else matters!" Stubborn lil asshole of a kid. He got better. Grew up. No one is there best Self during puberty. He DOES, in fact, regret it.

Which is WHY, he is deliberately ignoring Kent's terrible, awful, paper-thin, "who meee~?" Aw shucks BULLSHIT excuse of a disguise, like it isn't blatantly obvious he's Superman. Yep. Nothing to see here! Nothing but us chickens! Mmmmm, morning coffee! Delicious.

But see, here's the THING.

The Itty, bitty, teeny lil PROBLEM...

Wes grew up in Amity "Totally Not Supernatural Hotspot For Centuries" Park. He is... to put it mildly, genetically? A freak. His biology is ALL fucked up. Everyone's is. And it WAS NOT made better by the Fenton's playing fast and loose with their hell basement. The Ectoplasmic NUKE that was that portal.

There is a REASON his morning coffee? Is COVERED. Contained. Fenton brand, LEAD LINED, specialty cups. The sort that can't be EATEN from the inside out. Eroded after a few uses. They're ugly as sin, but they work. He even ordered a few covers from Star's etsy shop. (Apparently he wasn't the only one who hated how ugly they looked. Good for her though, he heard it was doing well.)

He SAYS this? 'Cause his morning brew is less... straight COFFEE... and more... how to put this? A blend? Brew? Potion, really. Like an energy drink. From hell. Or, partially at least, the Zone. It's the combination of roots, seeds, and a few dried berries. Kinda like a tea, actually!

Tasty. Adds this nice fruity, warmth. A zing. Goes GREAT with the coffee. And it really perks you up... if you are Limnal. If you AREN'T? It'll desolve your esophagus like swallowing straight acid. And that's not TOUCHING the... witch-y, more Seer specific bit of the blend.

That stuff is medicinal. You know, "calm the mind" and "mental clarity". That sorta thing. With a good ol helping of "don't blurt out everyone's secrets, you spacey bitch! For the love of God, those are our INSIDE THOUGHTS!". Which? Really helpful! Infinitely less likely to get decked. It's a family staple.

Poisonous, though.

They're fine cause they've basically developed an immunity to that part, but like? Wouldn't recommend. It's why he NEVER shares his drinks. Food? On occasion. If he PLANS it and knows not to add and interesting spices. But DRINKS? Never. Weston family brews are basically NEVER safe.

Which? Begs the Very Important Question ™!

Who's Coffee Is This?

Cause it SURE AS FUCK AINT HIS!

You never realize quite how fast you can go from "completely calm and kinda sleepy" to "bomb strapped to my chest, primal panic AWAKE" until it happens to you. His coffee was ON HIS DESK. People have passed by. He talked to them. Cups put down and picked up. Lazy early morning. He doesn't even register, really, as his chair crashes to the ground.

He's shouting.

People confused. They don't realize yet. His head whips around, looking for that distinct cover. Before it's too late. Before someone takes that fatal sip. He spots it. Bolting from his desk. Crashing through coworkers, over desks. Chaos and outrage. "It's 'just' coffee!" They cry.

Kent turns, confused. Pretending. Raises his (HIS! Oh god!) cup to his lips, unknowing. Wes SCREAMS a warning. But he doesn't listen. "It's 'just' coffee" They never listen. Curse of Cassandra. God's damn it. This is why his family fucking CONVERTED!

He TACKLES the man of steel.

RIPS his cup away from him, knows his eyes are frantic. How much have you had?! Spit it out! Wes voice ECHOES in the sudden silence. I'm a META, Kent! It could KILL YOU!

And oh, Oh NOW they get it. Or perhaps it is the burn in his mouth that finally registers. He rolls, spits oil slick nebulae that eat away the floor. There is blood mixed within it. It took mere moments. Superman stares, transfixed and horrified, as Wes shakes. He... he should probably get off of him.

He'll move in a moment.

When his legs no longer feel weak from terror.

The news room is in chaos. Lane kneeling by her husband, Perry trying to do damage control. He... he's probably gonna lose his job, isn't he? Wes wants to cry. Protection laws only go so far, after all. And warning his boss about his dietary needs means jack shit, after an incident like this. Beloved as Kent is. Not that anyone likely believed him.

They never do.

And now he's nearly killed Superman.

@hypewinter @hdgnj @legitimatesatanspawn @nerdpoe @lolottes @babbling-babull @mutable-manifestation @dcxdpdabbles

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #minji's writing #killer coffee au #weston family brew #will make you see god or meet im