#big boss imp

[mas-o-kissed]

(FROM THE IMPCO ARCHIVES, IT’S PART 1 OF AN EPISODE OF BRAINDRAIN.

CW: hypnotic intox, dubcon hypno, public humiliation, kidnapping)

It’s the middle of the night, and your television flickers. There’s a static haze, a soft droning. As the picture comes into focus, a jaunty, old fashioned tune plays over the title card:

BRAINDRAIN

with Imp

Camera slowly zooms in on a small, effeminate man, grinning at the camera. A lower third tells you that his name is Imp. The image is hazy, as if it’s an old broadcast, but you could swear he has horns and a devil’s tail. Are those fangs? What is this show?

“Good evening, Impsomniacs! It’s 3 o’clock, and you know what that means. It’s time for your favorite game show: BRAINDRAIN.”

The camera follows as Imp walks across the set.

“Now, I’ve been hosting this show for many years. It’s been so long, we don’t even remember that far back! The before times, the long long ago, it all fades into nothing, like a dark void at the center of my mind, and no matter how hard I try to remember, it’s like we’re filled with this emptiness. It’s frightening, but it’s exciting at the same time. Like, what even is hiding in that dark space? Is it better if we never find out? This guy knows what I’m talking about!”

Imp points lightheartedly at an audience member, who appears to be asleep. AUDIENCE LAUGHS.

“HA! Haha. Yes.” (Stage whisper, into his headset) “Get that guy out of here. He’s too far gone to laugh at any of my jokes.”

The audience member is swiftly carted away.

“We have a very special player on our show tonight. You might recognize him from such places as snooping around Impco at 6am, or the holding room where we keep all of our prisoner— I mean contestants.”

Curtains move aside to reveal a man chained to a podium by his neck and hands. There is a gag in his mouth. He struggles against the binding. The messy scrawl on his name card says: “POSTMAN (ALLEGEDLY)”

“Usually I’m not up so early in the morning, but today I was woken up by a terrible horn-ache, and that’s when I found contestant number one poking around the facility. What do you have to say for yourself, contestant?”

Imp removes the gag from the man’s mouth.

“I was delivering a package, you lunatic!”

“Oh? Really? And what was in this package?”

“That tie! You’re wearing it right now!”

Imp looks down at the tie around his neck.

“HA! Hahaha! Oh darling, I sure wish I believed you. But you see, we’ve already downloaded dozens of fun triggers directly into your brain. It would be such a shame to waste them. Not only that, but our audience is just aching to see what’s going to happen to you. They’re ravenous. Like dogs. Isn’t that right, folks?”

APPLAUSE AND BARKING.

The man continues to struggle.

“Now, I think we all know the rules by now, but because I’m so nice, I’ll explain how the game is played.

I spin the wheel of post-hypnotic suggestions (we’re still coming up with a snappier name for it).

Whatever it lands on is the trigger I’ll use before I ask you a question.

Will you have to answer a complicated math problem after having your IQ reduced by 30 points? Will I make you into my puppet and then ask you to grab something just out of reach? Will it be a mysterious third thing?

You don’t know! And neither do I! That’s what makes the game so fun. Are you ready to play, Luke?”

“Let me go! M-my name’s not even Luke. It’s Daniel.”

“GREAT! Time to spin the wheel of post-hypnotic suggestions. Ooooooh!”

Imp spins the large, multicolored wheel. In each color is a different image, indicating a different trigger. As the wheel spins, Imp’s eyelids start fluttering. He watches it, half-lidded, a blank look on his face. The wheel has stopped spinning. Five seconds pass. An Imptern in a black t-shirt and headset rushes onto the stage. She snaps her fingers in front of Imp’s face.

“Bwuh.. wha..?”

She hurriedly whispers, “Sir, you know you’re not supposed to look directly at the wheel.”

“It’s my show. I can look wherever I want.”

“You were just zoning out, again!”

“You know I can’t be effected by hypnosis, doll. Now, get off the stage, I’m trying to do a show.”

She rushes off. TEPID AUDIENCE LAUGHTER. Imp gestures to the wheel, which has landed on a drawing of a bottle.

“Oh, a classic! Are you ready for the trigger, darling?”

“P-please don’t, I-I…”

“Hmm, stuttering and slurring like that. Oh dear… How much have you had to drink?”

The contestant’s eyelids flutter. He looks confused. His cheeks flush.

“Whas… happening?”

“You heard me. How much have you had to drink?”

“I’ve haven’t had… anything. I… I feel…”

The contestant giggles, clearly drunk. AUDIENCE LAUGHS.

“Uh oh, I think he’s had a bit too much.”

“I don… nunderstand. I didn’t think it wass real but I ffeel…”

“Didn’t think what was real? Hypnosis? Brainwashing? If that was true, we’d all be out of the job! HA! Ohh, you poor thing, you look like you’re going to be sick. Are you ready for your test, darling?”

“Fffuck.”

“No swearing dear, we’re on LIVE TV! Considering your pitiful state, I’ll keep it simple. Your question is: If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

“I… wh… what?”

“I’m sorry, that’s wrong. I don’t know what the answer is, but I know that that’s definitely not it.”

“Youu asked me a trick queshtion! Ompurpose! How’m I supposed to answer something like… that…? Shit… the room wontstop spinn..ninng…”

“Easy there, tiger. It’s time for a quick commercial break, but don’t you fret. We’ll be back to seal our dear contestant’s fate after this! (BUY IMPCO PRODUCTS!)”

There’s a commercial for Impco brand hypno-goggles. You’re not sure what hypno-goggles are, or what you’re even watching. But that Imp seems so nice. And he said to buy Impco products. So maybe you should…

(Decided to break this up with the commercials since it’s long but part 2 is coming soon! When I post it I will link it here.)

#big boss imp #my writing #hypnosis

[thegendertoy]

Thank you for having fun with me I really enjoyed your casino character ❤️

You're welcome, I'm glad you enjoyed my casino character dear, and I enjoyed your IMP boss as well. <3

#lgbt nsft #big boss imp #casino toy

[ask-spookstheimp]

Currently im trying to find some fandom agere servers to join! Either for good omens, hazbin/helluva, dbh, mlp, bluey,fnaf, tadc and others. Mostly hazbin/helluva, good omens, and tadc but if you all have any suggestions please let me know! Dont be afraid to message me or send in an ask so I can check them out! (Also please have them be all sfw, if they arent i will block you)

#agere rp #sfw regression #agere boy #hazbin hotel roleplay #sfw agere #sfw agere roleplay #sfw littlespace #helluva boss agere #helluva ocs #hazbin agere #ooc post #agere server #cg spooks #little spooks #big spooks #ask spooks #hazbin hotel agere #hazbin hotel age regression #hazbin hotel #helluva imp #helluva boss oc #hellaverse #the amazing digital circus agere #good omens agere #detroit become human agere #my little pony agere #bluey #fandom agere #agere discord

[showtoonzfan]

Blitzo’s Father: We need money!

(Owns a full circus tent with workers)

Moxxie’s Father: We need money!

(Owns a fucking mansion, has servants and goons, and a fucking helicopter)

Do these writers know how to storytell……

#I feel like them saying that is just another half assed explanation on how imps are at the bottom but they suck at showing it so #I love how Crimson makes a big deal on how much their family needs money despite never explaining why in the first place #vivziepop critical #spindlehorse critical #helluva boss critical #helluva boss critique #helluva boss criticism #helluva critical #vivziepop criticism

[ftwkcomic]

Big Chonk Sin-o-meter

What's Chonk's greatest sin? Well let's wip out the Sin-O-Meter and find out. Hope you guys enjoy. c: Portfolio: https://ftwkcomicbooks.myportfolio.com

Socials and comms info https://ftwkcomic.carrd.co/

#helluva boss oc #imp #impsona #Chonk #Big Chonk #gluttony #Gluttony Imp #OC #ftwk_comic #frostbite #frostbitewhiteknight #frostbitethewhiteknight #helluva business #conman #con #conimp #sin #sin o meter

[cutest-raccoon-art]

[It's 2023 and I will get over my embarrassment of making canon X OC fanchildren]

References for my Striker X OC kids

#cutest raccoon art #fanart #fanart helluva boss #helluva boss #helluva boss fanart #helluva boss striker #helluva striker #striker helluva #striker helluva boss #helluva oc #helluva boss oc #i feel kinda cringy but i never judge others for doing this so wtf #my love of irony at work #big bad imp with superiority complex impregnates an 'inferior' imp and learns to like her #I'm so sorry i didn't use a consistent grey background on these wtf #why am i like this #Striker will prolly be killed off soon and I'll have a very hard time recovering

[cowboyimp-and-canaryangel]

Just Solrina taking a stretch after waking up. Nothing much to see here :3

#solrina orbit #helluva boss #helluva boss oc #helluva boss au #cowboy imp and canary angel au #cowboy and canary #big stretch

[plugdrawsstuff]

You know what? Stolas deserves much better than blitzo or stella. This man deserves love and happiness and I will not stand for anything less

#like Ive never been a big fan of his relationship with blitz because it's obvious blitz only wanted the book #I even understood how stella felt about the whole cheating thing and thought her being angry was somewhat justified #not to the extent of murder but still #although after this new episode my opinion on her has just 180d #same with my opinion of stolas too. before i thought he was just a perv and would end up hurting blitz because he's above imps #that to him blitz was a guilty pleasure #but now I think this demon deserves the world. he deserves someone who really loves him and treasures him #or at the very least I want stolas to be happy and love himself to know that he's worth more #helluva boss #helluva boss blitzo #helluva boss stolas #helluva boss stella #helluva blitzo #helluva stolas #helluva stella

[mas-o-kissed]

Boss man

#big boss imp #just some little sketches #I wish I was better at drawing so I could do some cool art of him but alas #imp draws

[thegendertoy]

Ha! Looks like I’ve won this game. The prize had better be worth it. I think you owe me after you swindled me last time.

-Big Boss Imp 😈

Oh look who it is! Free from my little spell it seems, couldn't keep the CEO of Impco in my casino forever it seems. And yes, I suppose I do owe you, even though it was hardly a swindle. It was more so... a catastrophic failure on your part because you switched two words together, not my problem Mr. Imp~

No matter, because you won this time, and I already hypnotized you once, I'll show you to your reward.

I lead you over to the spa, and past some of the people waiting, the receptionist and I only exchange hellos before I bring you down winding hallways. We finally get to a VIP Pamper Booth, as indicated by the sign on the door, and I bring you in with.

Let's get you comfortably, alright dear?

I wave my hands and you suddenly find yourself in a bath robe, and before you can even protest I lead you onto a recliner facing a TV screen. You notice that a familiar sweet smell comes back as the TV turns on and displays security footage of... the Impco building!

You see darling, while you were working for me, a bunch of those nasty tax auditors came to investigate further, but because I'm such a nice boss I made sure to handle them in your absence. If you go back to your database, you'll find a few more imps than you thought were there, courtesy of me of course~

Aren't you just so grateful for that darling, that while treating you like a good pet, I made sure to keep your assets safe?

Of course you are, because a good boss like yourself recognizes when people are being nice to him. Such a handsome, charismatic, grateful boss~

The sweet smell is getting strong as the chair reclines and I lean down to look right at you

You remember how I treated you so nicely during your stay here? The headpats? The ear scratches? The soft bed? The great feeling of being a good employee? And now here I am telling you that I've even made sure to care for your business. You must be brimming with thankfulness, darling. And that's good, I'm so flattered you appreciate my care to you and your company's wellbeing.

You're no longer my employee, but you can't help but still feel grateful. Being here at the casino makes you feel good, taking in my hospitality makes you thankful. And being pampered personally by me makes you feel. So. Good.

Doesn't it feel good Mr. Imp? Being a patron in my casino?

#lgbt nsft #ns/fw blog #queer nsft #nsft concept #hypnokink #big boss imp

[ask-spookstheimp]

Only a few more weeks until im back to posting normally!

#agere rp #sfw regression #agere boy #hazbin hotel roleplay #sfw agere #sfw agere roleplay #sfw littlespace #helluva boss agere #helluva ocs #hazbin agere #ooc post #ooc #cg spooks #big spooks #ask spooks #little spooks #helluva imp #helluva boss rp #helluva boss oc #hellaverse #helluva boss #hazbin hotel agere #hazbin hotel age regression #hazbin rp #hazbin hotel #hazbin oc #beginner artist #fictional caregiver #oc #my ocs

[skiitter]

i truly am enjoying SWTOR but the combat grind is Rough. It’s so bland lmao

#pop a 25% extra exp #engage stealth #run into a big group of enemies #punch fight kill until im high enough level to handle the next story mission/big boss #rinse repeat #and all the expansions require level 55+ and like babes #i spent FOUR FULL DAYS getting my imp agent to 45 #FOUR DAYS #ugh #swtor

[horse-shit]

yknow sometimes it's kinda funny to say what the 'bare bones' of my maternal issues are

"oh did she hit you and punish you severely?" "no, she cared too much"

#sounds weird but. thats the best i can think to describe it without getting into the nitty-gritty #she cared too much and i feel so had for admonishing her. like ill throw up or something #but not all of it was good either #yknow? #anyway #imps bs #also fun fact! when i was punished {which was maybe two times i can recall on hand} i took the punishment further to an unhealthy degree #no tv for a couple days/week? month long with no tv or games on it boss #i cant hang out with the kids around us for a while? never ever go outside again on it boss #*bad not had #sorry #also the phrase 'mommy issues' feels like its been turned into a joke just like gaslighting. i dont like it #like for a while id tell people i was gaslit growing up and theyd have no clue what i mean. then a couple years later its the big joke and i #-have to look people in the eye and go No. that actually happened to me in my formative years #sorry for all this garbage its after midnight and i need to listen to that 'dont listen to your brain after 9 pm' post

[kargaroc]

rorr people, please look at the logbook entries for enemies/characters if you haven't already

#they're gorgeous #I have half the enemies already and was like. I'll just look at a few. ended up looking at them all #like even the enemies I didn't think would be interesting were! like. the bison is boring to me. but god it's beautiful #ror #I only have huntress and mul-t entries but they're beautiful too!!!!!!! next chars Im going for is pilot and acrid maybe. I want to see them #my favs that I could see are the macrobic predator. the mounted lemurian. the bison. and I think the big imp? #forgot what the boss imp is called. that one #cant stop thinking about the macrobe one though damn

[racke7]

Still playing Disgaea 5, and I was poking around my Prinnies (I have 18 of them, because I have way too many characters) and realized that I did have one Prinny with maxed-out extract-HP (aka, 1 billion HP).

Got a bit curious, so I gave it Wild Power (50% more HP), Breath of Life (10% more HP), and then used both Focused Bomb (100% of HP as dmg when exploding) and Focused Grenade (150% of HP as dmg when exploding).

Unfortunately, it seems like only Focused Grenade counts if you combine them. Which means that when I use it with a dedicated thrower (2x dmg from prinny-throwing) I only do about 5,1 billion dmg.

It should get a bit higher if I ever find some maxed out gear for it, but I’m working on the Barefoot X right now and they’re a pain in the ass. (Not to mention how much I’ve come to despise trying to dupe items, thanks to trying to equip all of my actual dmg-dealers with my new maxed-out sword.)

#i doubt i'll ever actually use them bcs throwing is a pain in the dick - but it's fun to see how big the number can get #and i mostly started poking around the prinnies bcs of Sumo Wrestler which increases Monster-ATK by 10% and stacks with itself #meaning that you can get 750% ATK if you field 15 monster-units on one map - which is pretty neat #but unfortunately all of the generic-monsters in this game are... kind of shit #i mean the imp has a good evility but negative star-resistance is kind of a pain - i ended up making a list #to see what monster could play ''general caster'' and only succubus and floral beast don't need to compensate for element weakness #and their evilities are both garbage-tier - though it did made me realize that with 15 characters Kill It With Water #is actually a viable alternative to a well-rounded caster (unless they're a boss who is immune to it) #since -15% water-resist on all of them would effectively give everything -225% water-resist which is enough to hit the cap on any of them #srsly though - i have literally one character of every type + a large number of dupes (18 prinnies - 6 asagi-generics - etc) #disgaea 5 #video games #and yeah i'm very much not looking forward to trying to dupe Barefoot 3x times for every character too #which is probably why i'm distracting myself with random things like trying to infinitely stack Sumo Wrestler

[tocomplainfriend]

Vivziepop is still Transphobic 10 years later!

(I'm writing this as a trans non-binary person btw)

Basically: "Transmen are only depressed females who are ashamed of being women" In other screenshots, she has another pfp, which people already knew she had a Blitz pfp, people thought it was fake cause of the moe pfp. But right here there was proved it was her. Dates match up and all. This is all in 2023!

This is directly from Ken btw, who they were friends with- and worked on Hazbin. Also wrote a most of the fucking pilot and got ""additional writing" credits... plus the Cherry bomb thing too!

"I honestly believe it's incredibly rare, VALID as hell, but rare"

Based on this few messages alone, you should realize her ""acceptance"" of trans-people is selective as fuck. She also NEEDED to state the trans people are rare, so bad here too. I as a trans person, I have always considered this a BIG red flag! Because people who say that are ready to invalidate others on the idea of "trans people are rare, you must not be trans because you don't fit my standard!"

Here she is using She/Her on Ken who uses only They/Them. She already knew Ken as a friend, so the misgendering here is just rotten.

All of this is recent as fuck! Since Hazbin was getting made until 2023! This one below, of Salem, shows xe experienced the same thing during the start of Helluva Boss. (Below there is a link to a threat talking about Viv being terrible to xem!)

Here also seems to be another trans character, from millie's siblings! Designed to be transmasc?

Oh fuck me, never mind! They changed his design to be a cis male imp.

I have already talked about how I personally feel about how Sallie may is treated! Viv treats all trans characters and people terrible, and she has something against transmasc people specially. -And for someone so selectively transphobic, with all of her comments-she is transphobic against Non-binary people! I mean, she already didn't respect the usage of them/they pronouns, so... She can not go around saying this shit of telling queer stories and people who critique me are being homophobic WHEN SHE IS LIKE THIS.

This is older, too! Viv has being transphobic back then and still is! Drawing a caricature of a transman you don't like -like this!?

This is a meme video that Vivziepop did too. This is rotten. People sure can change, but this woman has being transphobic over 10 years, like... I don't know how old is this character but- you can search fan art of this character since 2015...

Again please read:

#vivziepop critical #helluva boss critique #helluva boss criticism #vivziepop critique #helluva boss critical #hazbin hotel critical #hazbin hotel criticism #hazbin hotel critique #transphobes