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I’m grateful literally every single day I wake up child free lmao

#motherhood is a horror story actually #I’ll be 32 in a little over a month (lmao lol even) and that’s how old my mom was when I was born #and I cannot fathom how different my life would have to be to accommodate a child #ew #husband is gonna get a vasectomy this year and I am so excited to never deal with BC again

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Truth is… the game was rigged from the start.

#oh my god

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They forgot to tell him

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someone rbing a post from me: #oh my goddd this is just like my ocs zapa and trunky

me on their blog now looking for pics of zapa and trunky:

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#fucking Christ the old office is giving me whiplash

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I think what I miss most about AH’s Minecraft series is the way they interacted with the game. Especially now, it seems like creators have limited options when coming up with ideas for content around the game, defaulting to hardcore challenges or multiplayer server stuff, which isn’t a bad thing but it does seem like a lot of the videos in the Minecraft space fall into similar categories.

Even during the heyday of minigame servers and 50-player survival games and what have you, AH just did their own thing. Made their own games, had their own short-form series, and only in the latter half of their let’s play even engaged with Java and mods and stuff. This doesn’t even account for their general format of engaging with the game, which speaks to their proto-MCYT status. Everyone in the group played for the group in one way or another, everyone in the same room or call, doing generally the same thing or working towards the same goal. Unlike modern MCYT as we know it, with servers and formats aimed at players doing their own thing and on the occasion collaborating, AH fit a perfect niche by both operating as a group and finding short-term ways of playing Minecraft.

And I miss it.

#oh 2014 you were a time to be an AH fan #I miss you Tower of Pimps #not really but sort of really

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I wish there was a single word to describe the way anything, the instant it falls into investor hands, takes a massive quality nosedive, absolutely scorcher earth unusable. While simultaneously any time any single one of those investors or major shareholders makes any kind of public comment, without being filtered through several public relations experts, about literally anything at all, they reveal they have a grasp of the world similar to a four year old, but with far less ability for self reflection or basic reasoning. And, parallel to this, the only positive qualities of whatever the investors sullied turn out to come exclusively from middle to bottom tier employees fighting tooth and nail for a shred of product quality, enduring a monsoon of ridicule from said investors who subsequently take credit for the minor uptick in quality for something they remain determined to ruin. And at no point does anyone on the investor end even by accident consider themselves the source of the commensurate nosedive in consumers and profit, despite mountains, oceans, galaxies of evidence piled around them.

There should be like one derogatory word for this, and don't say "capitalism" because no investor thinks of capitalism as derogatory.

#enshittification #fr

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

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one day I’ll finally write that ridiculously elaborate fanfiction that I’ve been carefully constructing in my daydreams for months and then you’ll be sorry. you’ll all be sorry.

#OUGH

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happy lesbian visibility week

#in my defense there is so very little

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i have this picture as my current desktop screen so everytime i close my laptop i say ‘game over’ and slam it shut

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#Tokyo Mew Mew OR Cardcaptor Sakura idk

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You see that you and I are of a different stripe, don’t you? We don’t have to dream that we’re important. We are.

#I’m not envisioning Gortash voiced by Odo aka Mr House and it is making me feel something

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ok

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truly no greater description of this show for me than this

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Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)