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I’m undiagnosing myself of all mental illness and diagnosing myself with suggestible moron disease

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beauty standards are so fucked up what happened to i love your body because it's you. what then.

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Was chatting to another nurse about the floor I’m on right now, and that nurse said, referring to the charge nurse tonight, “oh yeah, she’s a power hungry monster, she’d be charge nurse every shift if she could.” And then later the nurse said she had only stayed long (a 16 hr shift, can you imagine) because her girlfriend was also working late, and I was like “oh who’s your girlfriend?”

And the nurse said, “it’s the charge nurse.”

And I was like, “the power hungry monster?”

And the nurse was like “yes 🥰🥰”

#omg aww

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I took a melatonin for the first time in a while before I went to bed last night and I slept so well that there was a point where I reached the end of the “plot” in my dream and I was like “Oh wow I’m still sleeping. Well, might as well have some fun.” And I started flying around weeeeee

#whenever I lucid dream this is all I wanna do ahahah

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when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

#that’s so cute 😭😭

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Fractionating you with a yo-yo. Every time the toy leaves my hand you go into a trance only to come up from it when it’s back in my palm. Up and down, in and out repeatedly. Longer if I’m doing a trick. Gradually just chipping away until you’re just a frazzled mess~

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When I have to open the door for a repair person at home often they’ll look at me with this expression of shock or surprise and idk if it’s because they think I’m a teenager or if I’m just profoundly weird looking

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MY BOYFRIRND IS SICK BUT HE INSISTED ON DRIVING ME TO THE DRUG STORE AT 9:30 AT NIGHT TO MAKE SURE I HAD MY MEDS CUZ I FORGOT TO PICK THEM UP I LOVE HIM 😭

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Hey what’s conversational hypnosis? I’m an auditory learner by the way :33

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I saw that poll going around asking if you’d have sex with someone of a gender you’re not into for X amount of money, and I was like, “Well if we’re good friends and compatible I’d do it for free. I don’t need to be sexually attracted to someone to have fun with them.” And I don’t know if that’s me being immensely aspec or if I may be in fact bisexual

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I need to have. An enemy with whom I have intense sexual tension.

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tension

#radioapple #awwwww

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One of the joys of turning a cutie into a drone is watching them try to call me by my name only to hear the name "Controller" come out of their mouth no matter how hard they try. Their reactions are just delicious

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POV ur me

#imp bod

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CW weight gain

So a thing about gaining a bit of weight that I didn’t expect and still haven’t gotten used to is feeling hungry internally but also feeling like I’m not supposed to be hungry because of how my body feels from the outside. Does anyone know wtf I’m talking about

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What if instead of reanimator it was re-freakinator and Herbert west liked men and Dan Cain had a nice ass?

#I think that’s just th movie?

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More from my nun val/priest vox fic 💕

They commit to the role with their lives

#Vox #blasphemy #ajshdhsbd