[I LOVE THAT LITTLE EXTRA FLAVOR YOU GET FROM THE EGGPLANT, THAT'S REALLY NICE. (patron) THE BEST ROAST BEEF, IT'S ONE OF THE BEST SANDWICHES IN TOWN, I LOVE IT.]
reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city
Hot take: SNAP/EBT (foodstamps) should be usable for buying hot ready made food. Not allowing poor people to get takeout is just punishing disabled people who can't cook just cause we're poor. I shouldn't have to choose between my last spoons and eating.
Second hot take: able-bodied poor people who can cook also deserve takeout. Everyone has days they're too exhausted to cook. No one should be punished for being poor. Easy access to food shouldn't be a fucking privilege.
In my ongoing quest to befriend the local crows I sidled up to one outside the place I get my tasty bacon sandwiches. I tossed a peanut and it screamed and I instantly had a murder swooping all around me as I walked to my car.
It was probably the most badass I’ve ever felt in a parking lot to stand at the center of a shrieking crownado.
They're off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of Oz!!
I actually started this last month and then got burnt out and didn't finish it until now but whatever I FINISHED IT!! I finished watching Scooby Doo and Guess Who last month and there's a Wizard of Oz parody in the last episode and I just knew I had to do fanart, a legal requirement if you will.
I kept Shaggy, Fred and Velma's costumes from the episode the same but I thought Daphne and Scooby deserved costumes that were a bit more personal too. But who would the wizard in question be?? Well don't worry because I drew art for that too!!
I just can't stop thinking about a proper direct to DVD scooby WOZ parody film and how Van Ghoul should be the wizard, like in my head it's perfect.
So... Ever imagined being squishes between two of your f/os (if you only have one then... Uh... Imagine them being cloned for a moment)?
You laying down and the both of them wrap their arms around you to be as close as possible, becoming cozy and nuzzly. You are essentially sandwiched between them with no way out. You feel their body warmths against you as they proceed with their cuddling. Either they do it quietly or they hum.
It keeps you warm either way. Though perhaps it is too much to handle? I mean, in between two loved ones... It'sa great feeling but it could also mean double the flustering! Your face may as well heat up, making it even warmer than before!
But it's a nice feeling all the same, isn't it? Being surrounded like this with no way out... Cuddles from your f/os are not the worst thing to be surrounded by after all!
the thing about unlikely circumstances and undeniable feelings for you, in retrospect, is that they’ll throw someone like neuvillette into awkward positions. especially when furina of all people also sought for your attention.
she gets into an obsessive habit of joining theatrical shows in which you are also auditioning in, trying her best to be casted as your love interest in the musical ( and, if authority allowed, furina would beg if she had to for a kiss scene ). being a celebrity in fontaine made this easy for her, and she can’t lie that she’s taken advantage of it for several shows now.
once this happens possibly 2 or 3 times… neuvillette finds himself ditching the front row of your shows to instead join them alongside you—even despite his lack of history in the acting department. and now you have the two most famous people in fontaine… both starring in one show… and both striving for the lead love interest for the character you play… the steambird will have a feast with this one.